Dylan Moran On Why Batman Is Better Than Jesus | Jokes On Us

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

Комментарии • 166

  • @forgetfulLlama31
    @forgetfulLlama31 10 месяцев назад +260

    I never figured out whether Dylan was drunk all the time or just came across that way. Lunatic or genius.. probably both.

    • @lexxwhite747
      @lexxwhite747 10 месяцев назад +90

      Kind-of a long winded way of saying "Irish" isn't it? 😂

    • @DevlinMayCare
      @DevlinMayCare 10 месяцев назад +38

      Just comes across that way, I believe- his set is always far too tightly scripted to be delivered drunk, although he makes it sound effortless. I always found that instances of heckling in his performances showed how practiced the set is, since they really throw him off for a good 30 seconds or so before he gets back on track… always sounds like the record skipped then suddenly catches the groove again!

    • @landyw5351
      @landyw5351 10 месяцев назад +1

      😊😊😊loo p​@@DevlinMayCare

    • @landyw5351
      @landyw5351 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@DevlinMayCare😊😊😊😊😊

    • @cathryncampbell8555
      @cathryncampbell8555 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@DevlinMayCare Hecklers irritate me, because they Never have anything to say that is worth the interruption. Let the hecklers try to deliver a show like Moran's & see how many seconds they would last!

  • @dinidu
    @dinidu 5 месяцев назад +69

    Moran, Izzard, and Williams are those few comedians who are also very visual. Love all three ❤

    • @mrnice7570
      @mrnice7570 5 месяцев назад +3

      Izzard used to be good, before losing his mind

    • @x8_ace_x
      @x8_ace_x 4 месяца назад +2

      Eddie or his twin sister Suzy?

    • @Caligulita
      @Caligulita 4 месяца назад +2

      Don’t forget Tommy Tiernan

    • @AL-Lee-G
      @AL-Lee-G 4 месяца назад +2

      Bullshit. There are a lot of great stand ups who are physical. George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Rowan Atkinson, Jim Carrey, Carl Barron, Ron White, Iliza Shlesinger, Jimoen. The list goes on. Robin Williams is certainly one of, if not, The best ever because he was so wild and unpredictable on stage but there are a lot more than those three. Don't be ridiculous, mate.

  • @perfectionbox
    @perfectionbox 4 месяца назад +18

    some have a stream of consciousness, others have raging rivers 🤣

  • @sarayusarayu832
    @sarayusarayu832 9 месяцев назад +43

    I could watch this forever 😂

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 3 месяца назад +8

    Shades of Dave Allen, a comedian who didn't shy away from his relationship with the bottle ;)

    • @peterharris9022
      @peterharris9022 2 месяца назад

      You do know that Dylan is now a complete non drinker don't you ? His mannerisms are that of his alcohol fuelled past.

  • @Connor-j7l
    @Connor-j7l 6 месяцев назад +28

    One of the best in the business..I think so..👍 funny as all getout..😂

  • @bobbyk9815
    @bobbyk9815 5 месяцев назад +11

    "...things with bunsen burners..."😂

  • @casard5235
    @casard5235 4 месяца назад +4

    It's good to be/remember being a child every now and then. Thanks Dylan. Cheers 😊

  • @charliebrenton4421
    @charliebrenton4421 5 месяцев назад +87

    With enough prep time Batman would’ve wrecked Pontius Pilate.

    • @AaronCurtright
      @AaronCurtright 4 месяца назад +5

      John Wick wouldn’t need prep time…..

    • @r10nx
      @r10nx 4 месяца назад +5

      I think that the Punisher would have pitted the Sanhedrin against Pontius Pilate in a final showdown, and as Caiaphas's Palace was going down in flames He would have made his getaway 'cause Simon of Cyrene would have been waiting with his bike in the abandoned warehouse district on the outskirts of town.

    • @davidbranch821
      @davidbranch821 4 месяца назад

      Hog lumps

    • @ryangalloniga1194
      @ryangalloniga1194 16 дней назад

      Batman was truly villain greedy into the light he was blindfolded and he was cowards to follow darkness
      Second you used jesus good was innocent and unworthy called hero if want watched batman episode or movie you should understand jesus watching too apart plan

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr 4 месяца назад +11

    I am SO glad the algorithm gave me this today!

  • @MuniShakya
    @MuniShakya 5 месяцев назад +30

    did he drank a cup of tea on stage? love it instead of a boring bottle of water.

  • @sean.butterworth
    @sean.butterworth 5 месяцев назад +14

    I think he was drunk a lot of the time at one stage, but I believe he’s reformed more recently

  • @vicstf8432
    @vicstf8432 5 месяцев назад +75

    Batman is indeed a good role model and as real as Jesus.

    • @demonicsquid7217
      @demonicsquid7217 4 месяца назад +2

      The cartoons are better as well.

    • @Vyndora
      @Vyndora 4 месяца назад +5

      And apparently watching me in the shower so I feel safer!

    • @MrKingkz
      @MrKingkz 4 месяца назад +2

      100%

    • @ATeyken
      @ATeyken 4 месяца назад

      Batman is a billionaire beating up mentally ill people on the streets, rather than using his vast fortune to improve the psychiatric system.

    • @WalterMarks1
      @WalterMarks1 4 месяца назад +6

      Do you not think jesus was real? I'm not a bible sniffer but that Gsus was real/ existed is the easy bit to believe. That he was the son of God via a Jewish mix is the bit where Batman makes his entrance

  • @MaximumMatador
    @MaximumMatador 2 месяца назад +2

    No one has better timing than Dylan Moran

  • @mikefule
    @mikefule 3 месяца назад +13

    Of course the appearance and accent are completely different, but I had never noticed before how similar his whimsical stream of consciousness style is to Eddie Izzard. Excellent.

  • @badonkeykong7506
    @badonkeykong7506 4 месяца назад +18

    He's aged insanely well.

    • @stephenwade5534
      @stephenwade5534 4 месяца назад +2

      It was filmed 18 years ago 😀

    • @Uchiha_Mako
      @Uchiha_Mako 3 месяца назад

      You do know this is from 2006, right?

    • @badonkeykong7506
      @badonkeykong7506 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Uchiha_Mako I did not. Which is why I thought he aged so well

    • @Uchiha_Mako
      @Uchiha_Mako 3 месяца назад

      @@badonkeykong7506 Fair

  • @BobZombie8806
    @BobZombie8806 4 месяца назад +36

    Am I high, or is this David from Shaun of the Dead?

    • @CarlaDodd-o1e
      @CarlaDodd-o1e 4 месяца назад +15

      Yes it is!

    • @tinawinslow9175
      @tinawinslow9175 4 месяца назад +10

      Yes and yes 😂

    • @slickmcCool
      @slickmcCool 4 месяца назад +2

      Probably and yes

    • @cbeaumont
      @cbeaumont 4 месяца назад +23

      No, it is Bernard from Black Books

    • @CarlaDodd-o1e
      @CarlaDodd-o1e 4 месяца назад +1

      @@cbeaumont it's the same actor/comedian. He played both

  • @danielhama4558
    @danielhama4558 4 месяца назад +2

    @6:34 -was my exact expression 😂

  • @orireth5107
    @orireth5107 2 месяца назад

    Too real, I did that the other day, i walked all the way to the other end of the house and just stopped in the kitchen, could not think of what i went there for, went back to my desk and picked up my glass to take a sip of water to find it empty

  • @tammigissell2378
    @tammigissell2378 5 месяцев назад +5

    Pure brilliance

  • @PhilRounds
    @PhilRounds 5 месяцев назад +17

    I can see the Robin Williams influence....or maybe it's just convergence? In any case, well played!

  • @ibeethatoneguy7807
    @ibeethatoneguy7807 4 месяца назад +2

    Batman vs Jesus. Reminds me of that impractical jokers game lol

    • @ryangalloniga1194
      @ryangalloniga1194 16 дней назад

      Batman was greedy into the light called hero and villain which means darkest
      Jesus was good innocent and unworthy become a hero worthy

  • @brendandarkside1207
    @brendandarkside1207 3 месяца назад +1

    Huge lumps of chocolate or marmite handcuffs i cant decide what to get dylan for his birthday

  • @thomaslepora4472
    @thomaslepora4472 3 месяца назад +1

    He has a similar style to Eddie Izzard. I like it.

  • @CristianML40
    @CristianML40 4 месяца назад

    Great!

  • @atthecore4560
    @atthecore4560 4 месяца назад +2

    Batman is definitely my Jesus.
    BATMAN SAVES!
    XD

    • @andrewblack2596
      @andrewblack2596 4 месяца назад +1

      He sure does.

    • @SoopahG
      @SoopahG 4 месяца назад

      Needs to be a bumper sticker. And another one - WWBD? Both within the Batman icon, of course.

  • @coax47
    @coax47 3 месяца назад +1

    Omg I just realised this guy is from shaun of the dead lol

  • @markherzog9484
    @markherzog9484 5 месяцев назад +5

    Dylan has so ably picked up the baton from Dave Allen…… a natural raconteur ……..

  • @HansZarkovPhD
    @HansZarkovPhD 4 месяца назад +11

    Batman could possibly exist with proper training and funding. Jesus is just silly fictional magician.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 2 месяца назад

      Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, why would he need funding?
      Jesus viewed from a social standpoint is much more than the wonders he apparently did (or not)
      F.E. He treated women as equals, 2.000 years ago.
      What his followers made of it is another story...

  • @sherilynnxquantumdivine7065
    @sherilynnxquantumdivine7065 4 месяца назад +1

    Love him, so true 👍

  • @imdiyu
    @imdiyu 2 месяца назад

    He is a MAD GENIUS

  • @notacompleteidiot...1285
    @notacompleteidiot...1285 2 месяца назад

    I particularly hate it when the grenumbulator on my car breaks down.
    🤔

  • @gauravgummaraju
    @gauravgummaraju 3 месяца назад +1

    He gets to the Jesus v Batman stuff at 8:15

  • @davidaugustofc2574
    @davidaugustofc2574 4 месяца назад +1

    The ratio of views to comments tell me a few of the viewers were disappointed.

  • @tenzhitihsien888
    @tenzhitihsien888 2 месяца назад

    If they ever wanted to revisit Dudley Moore's Arthur, this guy seems perfect for it.

  • @tersooachineku
    @tersooachineku 4 месяца назад +5

    The joke here is the baby he describes is literally Stewie Griffin

  • @Cacuofa
    @Cacuofa 4 месяца назад +1

    Has anyone else's RUclips algorithm gotten messed up? I was watching stand-up videos, and then this funeral one randomly popped up.

  • @creemoon9546
    @creemoon9546 4 месяца назад

    3:40 yup, nature knows

  • @Caligulita
    @Caligulita 4 месяца назад +2

    Huge lumps of chocolate to fuck!!! Oh that’s so good!

  • @cherylannburke-wx3ko
    @cherylannburke-wx3ko 4 месяца назад

    When a boring drunk convinces people to give him money, he has his rewards. Its a shame to sell your self short, when you were always priceless

  • @sairadha674
    @sairadha674 2 месяца назад

    Black Books was awesome.

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 5 месяцев назад +6

    This guy's style reminds me of Eddie Izzard. Comedy style; not fashion.

    • @kmnorth5202
      @kmnorth5202 5 месяцев назад

      Cause hes not an executive...

    • @20rvd02
      @20rvd02 4 месяца назад

      I just noticed the same!

  • @kennethhammond4028
    @kennethhammond4028 4 месяца назад

    If I was this funny I would be that guy😅

  • @Ringolero
    @Ringolero 2 месяца назад

    I heard Batman could kill Jesus…… with prep time.

  • @ALW-nc
    @ALW-nc 2 месяца назад

    Sounds like Eddy Izzard

  • @P3d3r0s0
    @P3d3r0s0 2 месяца назад

    Jack Sparrow was based on Dylan Moran

  • @jonburrows3497
    @jonburrows3497 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thank God. Dave Allen lives. See I told you reincarnation was real.

  • @buckrogers7575
    @buckrogers7575 2 месяца назад

    what a genius....

  • @joelminihane
    @joelminihane 4 месяца назад

    It david from sharn of the dead

  • @SerendipityChild
    @SerendipityChild 4 месяца назад

    Batman for the kids :)

  • @DuncanMcintyre-jk3qb
    @DuncanMcintyre-jk3qb 4 месяца назад +1

    Bastard child of father ted and Dave Allen -who was great btw

  • @danielstevenson1250
    @danielstevenson1250 4 месяца назад +2

    Batman and Blackman. Batman can go to the store without Robin.

  • @calvinwest2496
    @calvinwest2496 4 месяца назад

    Sheogorath!

  • @christopherflux6254
    @christopherflux6254 3 месяца назад

    According to the Bible, the afterlife will be physical after the Resurrection

  • @davebolland3185
    @davebolland3185 5 месяцев назад +8

    Came to New Zealand and got drunk….stayed drunk…..ah well….the ticket buyers got what they paid for…..a …was ever this is.

    • @robertfarrow3218
      @robertfarrow3218 5 месяцев назад +3

      Funny as fck, that is what this is.

    • @DonoVideoProductions
      @DonoVideoProductions 5 месяцев назад +2

      This is some top tier comedy...the writing, the timing and performance. Did you really not see that?

    • @shaun469
      @shaun469 5 месяцев назад

      Pretty funny.

  • @ganimarselevich
    @ganimarselevich Месяц назад

    Әрине, жарғанат адам Исадан жақсы

  • @epone3488
    @epone3488 6 месяцев назад +6

    BTW "Tines" and "charging plate" yes I have zero sense of humor.

    • @l.a.9267
      @l.a.9267 6 месяцев назад +11

      No, he asked what the spaces *between* the tines are called. And proper kettles do not have charging plates.

    • @epone3488
      @epone3488 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@l.a.9267 Ahh a fellow pedant Hello! :)

    • @piyam5000
      @piyam5000 5 месяцев назад

      Kettle dock?

    • @cameronadair5422
      @cameronadair5422 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@l.a.9267Exactly.... the place UNDERNEATH the kettle was the question.

  • @BUDDYCB4
    @BUDDYCB4 2 месяца назад

    RUFUS!!!!

  • @saulteanuts-vg8iu
    @saulteanuts-vg8iu 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hos.

  • @davidioanhedges
    @davidioanhedges 4 месяца назад

    Inter-tines ...

  • @conradrex7386
    @conradrex7386 3 месяца назад +1

    Well, considering Jesus is a fictional character, and Batman is real.

  • @Haalkarion
    @Haalkarion 3 месяца назад

    He has a British Cosby cadence

  • @jinstinky501
    @jinstinky501 2 месяца назад

    This guy has a serious drinking problem, or he could use some speech therapy. Funny stuff though.

  • @SophiaAphrodite
    @SophiaAphrodite 3 месяца назад

    The joke is on us. There aren't any in this stand up.

  • @richievelvet
    @richievelvet 4 месяца назад

    Jesus aside, Bruce Wayne is worthless

    • @NotYourRealMom
      @NotYourRealMom 2 месяца назад

      well yeah bruce wayne is a playboy billionaire and batman fights crime

  • @jimmyyorkshire4495
    @jimmyyorkshire4495 9 месяцев назад +2

    It's a 5 from me.

  • @chrisclark2747
    @chrisclark2747 4 месяца назад +3

    Funny delivery (seemingly copped from Izzard), but the material isn't really funny.

    • @slickmcCool
      @slickmcCool 4 месяца назад

      Shades of Izzard and Robin Williams

  • @MrHughDoesDallas
    @MrHughDoesDallas 3 месяца назад

    It's sad I want to laugh but this material is lame