so even though "grandpa" has the ability to manipulate time and things in the physical realm and could intervene himself, he instead, decides to give his incompetent grandson only 30 seconds to do it, who does so in the most disgusting way out of pure desperation. yeah, grandpa is an asshole.
You don’t understand, his “manipulation” of time is only limited to Billy’s perception. His grandfather exists at all times, past, present, and future, which is why freezing time for 30 seconds gave Billy the idea in real-time in the physical world. This is the main power Billy has from inheriting the Attack Goblin from his grandpa, it’s not time travel or anything like that
@@dracocrusher Because he mentioned pissing right before looking like he was about to take off his pants? (This being a movie where eating humans qualifies as "vegetarian" as long as you transform them into green slime first)
Preparing for the hunger games. Remember, this has happened before to the father when he was young and it just comes naturally when you miss out on piss corn on the cob with green tooth paste.
I know claudio fragrasso was dead serious when making this movie and probably didnt care much about a comedic script but this has to be intentional wtf
LOL and when you see the guy messing with his belt, you'd think: 1) He's gonna whip the kid. 2) He's gonna piss on the kid. 3) He's gonna do something worse..... Pretty lame, Milhouse...
He could have easily thrown the food in the trash and dumped the drinks down the drain, but i applaud the absurd decision he made instead. It's part of what made troll 2, troll 2
My girlfriend told me she let a friend of hers stay over for a bit because they had nowhere else to stay. She said she kicked them out for pissing in her sink and on her dishes. The first thing that popped into my mind was “You can’t piss on hospitality! I won’t allow it!!”
THe most hilarious part about this is the fact that Grandpa stopped time so it was just a few seconds for the family. Imagine sitting at the table trying to enjoy your lunch and suddenly you son teleports on the chair and starts pissing on you and your food LMAO 😂😂🤣
"Son why did you piss all over our dinner?" "Because ghost-grandpa told me to or you'd all turn into plants." And that's how the kid ended up with belt marks on his ass.
Yeah, like your first thought would be like knock it out of their hands, scream at them to not eat it, try to knock it out of their hands in the stopped time, etc. But nope! It's the only way.
I remember seeing this on VHS in the early 90's. Me and my brother were big fans of the original Troll, so we made sure to watch this one too. An early lesson in disappointment.
I like how from the parents perspective joshua is standing by the window and then suddenly hes standing on the table pissing all over them. Why did Grandpa pause time and make Joshua come up with an idea? Couldn't he think of something? Or he could have frozen time and walked over and taken the crap out of their hands... Favorite movie
I used to work at a pizza bar with a guy who introduced me to this movie, and for the rest of the time we worked there, this was like a call-back-and-forth joke for us: “You can’t piss on hospitality!” “I won’t allow it!”
I wanted to go get some food but now it’s past midnight and everything is closed because I’ve been watching Troll 2 clips all night. Going to have to tighten my belt by one loop so I don’t feel hunger pains.
Please, for the love of god, someone who is talented at impersonating voices-- I'd do it myself but I don't have the talent-- please, I want SOMEONE to dub this classic scene with Donald Duck's voice as Joshua and Mickey Mouse as the Dad. Picture it. Donald squawking "I must do it! I must do it!" And then squawking indistinguishably as Micky hauls him up the stairs. Mickey shouting in his jolly-leader voice, "You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!" PLEASE. Someone. Anyone who can do those two voices. I'd even consider paying you. You must do it. YOU MUST DO IT.
The twist to this movie should have been that it didn't matter if they'd eaten the food- the grandpa was just fucking with the kid and trolling him (hence the title of the movie)
I love this film (almost as much as the room) I love how creepy the Dad is. I love the Mum's weird eyes. I love the fly. I love the random popcorn scene. I love the Grandad. I love how the family are paused...but you can clearly see them moving!I love how the twig of a sister is throwing weights around for no reason at the beginning. I love the music. I love just how pointless it is.... Watch Troll 1 - the Dad's Harry Potter!!
Can you imagine if Dio used his timestop to just go around peeing on people's food? "Tell me, Jotaro... how many piss droplets can you dodge in the stopped time? 10? 20, perhaps? Lets find out!"
Those three had their mouths open, ready to take a bite (or sip in Michael’s case), and Joshua was determined to pee on everything to make sure they wouldn’t eat it. Guess they all got golden showers 😂
Besides the fact that this was obviously longer than 30 seconds, I have to ask. If Grandpa Seth has the universal power of stopping time, you'd think he'd be able to destroy the trolls in the first place. Just sayin'
Not the Worst Film Ever, that would go to the Room and Manos, the Hands of Fate. "You Can't Piss on Hospitality." is a hilarious, smart and quotable quote.
So he has 30 seconds or a minute whatever to stop them from eating and instead of grabbing the food and throwing it away or out the window he pisses on it?
I dont know if any one will relate but this movie SCARED THE CRAP out of me as a child. I was afraid of to go into the woods because i believed in these trolls and the witch. The trolls their masks scared me beyond belief when i was young child
grandpa seth: joshua you have 30 seconds to stop them from eating
joshua: *waits 65 seconds*
joshua: *pisses on the food*
grandpa seth: no
Maybe the time stop works like in JoJo
lmao
You can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!! X'D
Well well well look who i found in the comments of one of the greatest videos of all time
You have 30 seconds.
Ok, first let me stare at all of them and walk around the table.
For 2 hours
Felt like 1 min and 10 secs
Maybe the time stop works like the one in JoJo?
"let's just eat this abnormally bright green food"
looks like it's all rotting
Jules Domonique Only the kid and the grandpa could see the green goo.
The corn had green frosting on it
@@themayqueen666 ew
Why waste all that delicious rural hospitality?
so even though "grandpa" has the ability to manipulate time and things in the physical realm and could intervene himself, he instead, decides to give his incompetent grandson only 30 seconds to do it, who does so in the most disgusting way out of pure desperation. yeah, grandpa is an asshole.
This comment made me cry with laughter
Completely!
True 🤣
He’s worse than Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
You don’t understand, his “manipulation” of time is only limited to Billy’s perception. His grandfather exists at all times, past, present, and future, which is why freezing time for 30 seconds gave Billy the idea in real-time in the physical world. This is the main power Billy has from inheriting the Attack Goblin from his grandpa, it’s not time travel or anything like that
Good to know I wasn't the only person who thought the dad was going to piss on him.
I'm so lost here, why the heck would you think that?
He was fiddling with his zipper on his trousers while standing over Joshua
@@dracocrusher
Because he mentioned pissing right before looking like he was about to take off his pants?
(This being a movie where eating humans qualifies as "vegetarian" as long as you transform them into green slime first)
I thought i was special
Whaaat ?!
Lmao
"what are you going to do to me?"
"TIGHTENING MY BELT"
What kind of answer is that?
MaskyTheRaccoon I think it was so the crowd didn't think he was going to rape him
Or piss on him.
@@gemusemann5288 i think all of us thought he was either going to piss on him or beat him, you’re the first person that ever thought even darker
Preparing for the hunger games. Remember, this has happened before to the father when he was young and it just comes naturally when you miss out on piss corn on the cob with green tooth paste.
Probably misheard him and thought he said "what are you doing?"
At least that's what I'm going to tell myself.
"tightening my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains" Oh man that line had me in stitches Troll 2 greatest unintentional comedy ever!!!
I'm pretty sure that was an intentional joke.
rjd1922 Have you not seen the documentary about this film? The director was Italian and had really broken English
Oh man.... oh gawd.... oh man, oh gawd, oh man......
I know claudio fragrasso was dead serious when making this movie and probably didnt care much about a comedic script but this has to be intentional wtf
@@yatesy117 thats fucking perfect
Who the hell goes on vacation and then starts eating green,moldy ass looking food that has been sitting there and you don't know who cooked it?
jxsilicon9 They couldn't see the green goo. Only the grandpa and the kid could.
"he's not a little shit, he's just sensitive."
ohh. okay then.
LOL and when you see the guy messing with his belt, you'd think:
1) He's gonna whip the kid.
2) He's gonna piss on the kid.
3) He's gonna do something worse.....
Pretty lame, Milhouse...
Wait, what was that second one???
@@dracocrusher Same thing the kid did to the food
He could have easily thrown the food in the trash and dumped the drinks down the drain, but i applaud the absurd decision he made instead. It's part of what made troll 2, troll 2
In their eyes wouldn't it have looked like the boy teleported from the window to the table pissing on their food?
Looks like he's about to flog his son with his belt, "I'm just going to tighten my belt by *one* notch"
That could have been so much darker
I think that was the point, to make it seem like he was abusive then swerve the audience.
I thought he was gonna piss on him to be honest
He's a great dad
My girlfriend told me she let a friend of hers stay over for a bit because they had nowhere else to stay.
She said she kicked them out for pissing in her sink and on her dishes.
The first thing that popped into my mind was
“You can’t piss on hospitality! I won’t allow it!!”
Did you tell her they were just protecting her from trolls?
Did you “OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG” them? 🤣
"What're you going to do to me daddy....?"
I thought the father was gonna pee on his son
Hugh Jass me too
Thought he was getting an ass whooping
Pomf
Make you suck on this dry
THe most hilarious part about this is the fact that Grandpa stopped time so it was just a few seconds for the family. Imagine sitting at the table trying to enjoy your lunch and suddenly you son teleports on the chair and starts pissing on you and your food LMAO 😂😂🤣
I named my best friend's toilet Hospitality so every time I go to his house I piss on Hospitality.
I thought the dad was gonna piss on him too LOL
I bet this is R. Kelly’s favorite scene of the movie
LOL at the kid's face as he walks around the table "I'm totally gonna piss all over this shit"
"Son why did you piss all over our dinner?"
"Because ghost-grandpa told me to or you'd all turn into plants."
And that's how the kid ended up with belt marks on his ass.
Man, I just love the beautiful, subtle musical score. It truly captures the quiet tension and suspense of the situation.
So he couldn't simply throw all the food on the floor? He had to pee on it??
Because movie
Because the movie is supposed to be hilariously stupid.
LOL I thought the same...like damn just slap the food out their hands and rip the table cloth off
wtf
Yeah, like your first thought would be like knock it out of their hands, scream at them to not eat it, try to knock it out of their hands in the stopped time, etc. But nope! It's the only way.
They would try to five second rule it. I mean it's a whole ass dinner.
lol is it just me or is the kid the best actor out of all of them?
He is
I am not sure that is much of an accomplishment.
every dinner i have with my family i pee on their food because i cant let them eat apparently
It's hilarious how the names are on the bedroom doors 😂😂😂
It's called hospitality.
@@jerrypie2792 And you can’t piss on it.
I won't allow it!
"what are you gonna do to me daddy?"
*oh no*
That Can Be A Useful Segway to VERY SUPER ULTRA WHOLESOME Anime
@@CosmicSponge2004 Not one of the mainstream ones, though. It'll be offbrand
I remember seeing this on VHS in the early 90's. Me and my brother were big fans of the original Troll, so we made sure to watch this one too. An early lesson in disappointment.
Same. I never finished watching the 2nd 1 tho. I've only seen 1, 2-3x, & 2 m, 1x, 1/2 way thru only.
So what was your first movie disappointment?
Phantom Menace? Highlander 2? Neverending Story 2?
....Troll 2....
@@moodydude6790grease 2
@@katrinamack444 Grease 2 😂😂😂 the worst
*Grandpa* Okay... you have thirty seconds to come up with some way to stop them!
*Walks around the table for more than thirty seconds*
Grandpa: you have 30 seconds
Joshua: walks around the table for an hour.
I like how from the parents perspective joshua is standing by the window and then suddenly hes standing on the table pissing all over them. Why did Grandpa pause time and make Joshua come up with an idea? Couldn't he think of something? Or he could have frozen time and walked over and taken the crap out of their hands... Favorite movie
For that matter, he could have brought back some Golden Arches from the other side
BORING
Let me tell you, pissing on their food is a pretty ingenious way to stop them from eating it. To be fair I wouldn't have thought of that
you lack the right fetish
But he has to hit all the table from that one spot.... That's gotta be hard.
I used to work at a pizza bar with a guy who introduced me to this movie, and for the rest of the time we worked there, this was like a call-back-and-forth joke for us: “You can’t piss on hospitality!” “I won’t allow it!”
Hahaaa
"you cant piss on hospitality. i won't allow it!" dammit, this moovie's genius.
"Believe it or not, this guy is not a professional actor"... I really believe it xD
I wanted to go get some food but now it’s past midnight and everything is closed because I’ve been watching Troll 2 clips all night. Going to have to tighten my belt by one loop so I don’t feel hunger pains.
“Joshua is not a little shit; he’s just very sensi-tive”
😭😭😭😭😭😭
If you have the power to stop time, why don't you have the power to show the family what is that thing that their eating?
I have to say, the actors did a pretty good job holding still.
30 seconds already went by wtf
“You have 30 seconds to stop them!” -walks around for 5 min with a blank stare on his face.
The best actors ever they all deserve Oscars
Why the hell would tightening your belt prevent you from feeling hunger?
I asked myself the same thing lol
How the hell was that freeze-scene only 30 seconds?
Troll 2 said it's so, which makes it so. It supersedes reality when there's a question of canonicity.
I never understood the meaning of it either
I thought he was going to pee on the kid
Dad seems to be suggesting he grew up in Depression era America like some Steinbeck character, despite only being in his late thirties.
"Grandpa, can you freeze time for me to piss on their food then?"
"No, it doesn't really matter, just stand up and piss on it as is"
"Grandpa?"
Best movie ever made. This piece of art is timeless and extraordinary lol. “What are you going to do to me daddy”?!
I can’t believe my parents and brother put up with me thinking this was cinematic gold when I was 8.
but it is
Please, for the love of god, someone who is talented at impersonating voices-- I'd do it myself but I don't have the talent-- please, I want SOMEONE to dub this classic scene with Donald Duck's voice as Joshua and Mickey Mouse as the Dad.
Picture it. Donald squawking "I must do it! I must do it!" And then squawking indistinguishably as Micky hauls him up the stairs. Mickey shouting in his jolly-leader voice, "You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"
PLEASE. Someone. Anyone who can do those two voices. I'd even consider paying you. You must do it. YOU MUST DO IT.
Lizzy Chrome Micky's voice is easy. Donald's voice isn't. 😊
Hearing Donald saying “what are you gonna do to me daddy” would be hilarious
The twist to this movie should have been that it didn't matter if they'd eaten the food- the grandpa was just fucking with the kid and trolling him (hence the title of the movie)
I love this film (almost as much as the room)
I love how creepy the Dad is. I love the Mum's weird eyes. I love the fly. I love the random popcorn scene. I love the Grandad. I love how the family are paused...but you can clearly see them moving!I love how the twig of a sister is throwing weights around for no reason at the beginning. I love the music. I love just how pointless it is....
Watch Troll 1 - the Dad's Harry Potter!!
I think the family, except the boy were all really troll disguise.
I’ve been starving myself since before you were born!!!
This movie really makes you appreciate all the other movies with good acting
i pissed on hospitality ... now daddy's going to piss on me ... OH MY GOOOOD!
I guess the Grandfather learned about time from Lord Freiza, cause those 30 seconds sure seemed to last longer than they should have.
What a noble grandfather! 30 seconds for rescuing the family!
The longest 30 seconds ever........
Wow, the kid could've just removed the food from their hands and table....instead of pissing on it. :P
It was the only way.
“Okay I should have enough time to just grab all the food & throw it out the window....”
ZZZZZIP
I remember the first time I saw this film, when I saw this scene I laughed harder than I had in a long time.
At first, I thought it was an advertisement for Chicken Tonight. It certainly took a different direction.
grandpa seth gave extra time. dude had enough time to cook a new meal instead
WOW SUCH GREAT PARENTING! YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY! LOL
it's crazy at just how bad he misreads that whole situation
hunger pangs
0:47 ZA WARUDO!!!!
Can you imagine if Dio used his timestop to just go around peeing on people's food?
"Tell me, Jotaro... how many piss droplets can you dodge in the stopped time? 10? 20, perhaps? Lets find out!"
The kid has a powerful stand
Gotta love that 80s synth background music
I live for moments like these.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me, OMG!!!!" 😂😂😂
The dad said "you cant piss on hospitality! I WONT ALLOW IT!" But the kid just did.
You have thirty seconds to stop them. 2 minutes pass
0:51 Dat face
Freeia Bree 😂😂😂
Looks like Lindsay Lohan
The camera zooms are what make this movie a 10/10.
This is the original #mannequinchallenge
Yeah, daddy, what ARE you going to do to me?
Jesus. That pep-talk from the dad is fucking sublime.
Grandpa: you could just flip the table
Those three had their mouths open, ready to take a bite (or sip in Michael’s case), and Joshua was determined to pee on everything to make sure they wouldn’t eat it.
Guess they all got golden showers 😂
Besides the fact that this was obviously longer than 30 seconds, I have to ask. If Grandpa Seth has the universal power of stopping time, you'd think he'd be able to destroy the trolls in the first place. Just sayin'
Thirty seconds? That's... like, over a minute.
that little boy needs to stop smoking pcp
0 dislikes. I guess either nobody wants to piss on hospitality or NOBODY WILL ALLOW IT!"
Hahahaha, I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud right now - I'm watching this in my uni computer lab lol.
2:50 LMAO THE WORD VACATION WAS AD-LIBBED IN DURING EDITING. YOU CANT BE SERIOUS
CNVASHOME actually 2:49
2:48 for the whole word and a necessary context.
Originally he said "holiday" as the Italian scriptwriters were more familiar with British English than American English.
I find this rather humourous because my father's name is Michael and my name is Joshua...
+Josh West Has he ever told you not to piss on hospitality? :)
Sure took his sweet time.
He gets 30 seconds... and spends over a minute just staring at them.
Not the Worst Film Ever, that would go to the Room and Manos, the Hands of Fate. "You Can't Piss on Hospitality." is a hilarious, smart and quotable quote.
Who knew this kid would go on to direct movies I just watched?
I love these 80's-90's small budget cult movies. Especially when they can be watched online for free.
So he has 30 seconds or a minute whatever to stop them from eating and instead of grabbing the food and throwing it away or out the window he pisses on it?
Love how there still moving as he spends over 30 seconds walking around them before peeing lol!
"Okay you have a minute and thirty seconds, whoops I mean you have thirty seconds to find a way to stop them."
Dad: *Looks like hes about to piss on him too or beat him with the belt
Joshua: “what are you gonna do daddy?”
Dad: “Tightening my belt.”
I dont know if any one will relate but this movie SCARED THE CRAP out of me as a child. I was afraid of to go into the woods because i believed in these trolls and the witch. The trolls their masks scared me beyond belief when i was young child
That was 65 seconds.
Shows how crap the movie was
ive never seen this movie, did not expect such meta humour hahaha
such amazing acting. tell me again why this wasn't up for grammies?
Again, grammy is a musical accolade. But as to why it didn't recieve a few Oscar nominations, I cannot fathom.
This movie is a gold mine of memes
Imagine if the corn had brown icing on it...