Ok this is really weird but about midway thru this scene I actually somehow KNEW he was going to urinate on the table. I have no idea how - like some psychic premonition, totally FR fam.
I like to think this scene was a mistranslation error because of the Italian producers/director - Producers: "okay, for this scene we need a pissed off Joshua to fling the food to the floor" Director: "Joshua, is now going to fling his tool and piss on the food"
Not the Worst Film Ever, that would go to the Room and Manos, the Hands of Fate. "You Can't Piss on Hospitality." is a hilarious, smart and quotable quote.
Sally the special effects are so crappy it made it a great movie, to this day if I ever see food that says eat me or eat it written on it and it's green or red I will walk away and not go near those people that made that food
Interesting Fact: The costume designer for this hilarious piece of shit was Laura Gemser, the famous erotic film star from the "Emanuelle" movie series. It states in Wikipedia that she has since "Retired and disappeared from the public eye." After watching a few minutes of this I can see why.😂
Those three had their mouths open, ready to take a bite (or sip in Michael’s case), and Joshua was determined to pee on everything to make sure they wouldn’t eat it. Guess they all got golden showers 😂
I dont know if any one will relate but this movie SCARED THE CRAP out of me as a child. I was afraid of to go into the woods because i believed in these trolls and the witch. The trolls their masks scared me beyond belief when i was young child
Not sure if anyone has mentioned it yet but I’d love to know more about the dads upbringing... 2:52 it’s so brooding and ambiguous, I need his origin story!!
"Don't hit him Michael! Please don't hit him!"....... goes back to doing the dishes. Perfect rendition of a 60's-70s housewife who turns a blind eye though. So bravo I suppose.
THe most hilarious part about this is the fact that Grandpa stopped time so it was just a few seconds for the family. Imagine sitting at the table trying to enjoy your lunch and suddenly you son teleports on the chair and starts pissing on you and your food LMAO 😂😂🤣
After talking to Grandoa Seth, Joshua immediately knew he was gonna piss on his family’s food the moment when he saw his sister about to chop down on a big phallic corn cob. This movie is Bonkers and will always be the #1 best worst movie.
"tightening my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains" probably the greatest line of dialogue in cinema LOL
Ok this is really weird but about midway thru this scene I actually somehow KNEW he was going to urinate on the table. I have no idea how - like some psychic premonition, totally FR fam.
I like to think this scene was a mistranslation error because of the Italian producers/director - Producers: "okay, for this scene we need a pissed off Joshua to fling the food to the floor" Director: "Joshua, is now going to fling his tool and piss on the food"
How in the hell did the director think a movie that opens with its child lead taking a piss on the dinner table was going to be scary 😂
I thought he was gonna fall off the wagon and shoot heroin tbh.
All these years later, the kid is just schizophrenic
I remember the first time I saw this film, when I saw this scene I laughed harder than I had in a long time.
GOODBYE FOREVER
The dad said "you cant piss on hospitality! I WONT ALLOW IT!" But the kid just did.
"Okay you have a minute and thirty seconds, whoops I mean you have thirty seconds to find a way to stop them."
Same thing happened to me and my family when we visited the UK. I couldn't let them eat that British food.
The movie is already too funny and the comments are killing me😂😂😂
joshua is cool i hate that he peed on screen i wonted to see his family reacting to what he was doing to the food
Not the Worst Film Ever, that would go to the Room and Manos, the Hands of Fate. "You Can't Piss on Hospitality." is a hilarious, smart and quotable quote.
His Grandpa says Joshua.I want you to stop your parents from eating that food
Sally the special effects are so crappy it made it a great movie, to this day if I ever see food that says eat me or eat it written on it and it's green or red I will walk away and not go near those people that made that food
"Do you see this writing?" _points Joshua away_ I'm not sure he does.
Interesting Fact: The costume designer for this hilarious piece of shit was Laura Gemser, the famous erotic film star from the "Emanuelle" movie series. It states in Wikipedia that she has since "Retired and disappeared from the public eye." After watching a few minutes of this I can see why.😂
Those three had their mouths open, ready to take a bite (or sip in Michael’s case), and Joshua was determined to pee on everything to make sure they wouldn’t eat it. Guess they all got golden showers 😂
The funny thing is that I don’t even think this movie properly explained what turns them into plants, like is it the food or the milk?
People find unidentified green goo completely safe and appetizing!
His 30 seconds ended at 1:18...
This kid is a Legend. 😆
This is worst dinner ever. Apples, corn on the cob and donuts with green and red Kool Aid to drink? LOL what kind of psycho serves this for dinner?
Average vegan dinner
I dont know if any one will relate but this movie SCARED THE CRAP out of me as a child. I was afraid of to go into the woods because i believed in these trolls and the witch. The trolls their masks scared me beyond belief when i was young child
the score is amazing
Everybody always assumes he pisses on the food, but we have no evidence of that. He could have ejaculated or taken a dump on the food.
This film is known as the stupidest film in human history😂😂
Not sure if anyone has mentioned it yet but I’d love to know more about the dads upbringing... 2:52 it’s so brooding and ambiguous, I need his origin story!!
Did anyone else think he was going to be… WHHHiped?? 😏 I know you just read that in Stevie Griffin’s voice 🤣
"Don't hit him Michael! Please don't hit him!"....... goes back to doing the dishes. Perfect rendition of a 60's-70s housewife who turns a blind eye though. So bravo I suppose.
That's my dentist
This movie convinced me why vegans are evil
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me, OMG!!!!" 😂😂😂
Should have smacked him in the head and been like “ Get yo ass over there fool”
"you cant piss on hospitality. i won't allow it!" dammit, this moovie's genius.
Based Dad
The best actors ever they all deserve Oscars
The Suspense was Real
“You have 30 seconds to come up with some way to stop them.” (0:49) They should have unfroze at (1:19)
THe most hilarious part about this is the fact that Grandpa stopped time so it was just a few seconds for the family. Imagine sitting at the table trying to enjoy your lunch and suddenly you son teleports on the chair and starts pissing on you and your food LMAO 😂😂🤣
The camera zooms are what make this movie a 10/10.
He won’t allow it.
I can’t believe my parents and brother put up with me thinking this was cinematic gold when I was 8.
but it is
After talking to Grandoa Seth, Joshua immediately knew he was gonna piss on his family’s food the moment when he saw his sister about to chop down on a big phallic corn cob. This movie is Bonkers and will always be the #1 best worst movie.
Honestly, his parents make no sense.
I don't want to nitpick about an otherwise perfect film, but the kid took WAAAY more than 30 seconds to stop them from eating...
Even green Kool aid nasty as hell 😆
"Grandpa, can you freeze time for me to piss on their food then?" "No, it doesn't really matter, just stand up and piss on it as is" "Grandpa?"