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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @jeffreyfife5293
    @jeffreyfife5293 5 лет назад +30411

    Let’s not ignore this man just hit the dirtiest moonwalk ever out of nowhere for one second.

    • @MrArjay123
      @MrArjay123 4 года назад +815

      Jeffums @1:44

    • @darrendabner8436
      @darrendabner8436 4 года назад +1324

      Facts! That shit was smooth as fuck

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 4 года назад +804

      Fact: MJ learnt the moonwalk from Dave Chappell

    • @macadon041
      @macadon041 4 года назад +50

      Lol 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 4 года назад +463

      TRUST ME, so fucking overlooked, how is that so smooth. The camera GLIDED with the man

  • @Ray-jg5dj
    @Ray-jg5dj 5 лет назад +10358

    He's got an amazing voice. Every word he says sounds so *crisp*

  • @emmanuelbalderrama5074
    @emmanuelbalderrama5074 4 года назад +9402

    "You ain't crisp but you'll function"
    Favorite line 😂😂

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 4 года назад +73

      That was pretty much the take my ex wife and I had on weed. She has RA,and I had bad teeth, so the weed was a god send. I wish my home state would just go ahead and legalize it.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 3 года назад +5

      @@proud2bpagan
      I agree with the last sentence. But what is RA? And what does you having bad teeth have to do with it?

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 3 года назад +45

      @@codyh2492 RA is Rheumatoid Arthritis. bad teeth cause really bad abcesses if you get gingervitis. the infection makes your tooth pain almost unbearable.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 3 года назад +7

      @@proud2bpagan
      Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up.

    • @aronorenda
      @aronorenda 3 года назад +56

      @@proud2bpagan lol it's gingivitis... Gingervitis is when you become a ginger

  • @christianhuye9018
    @christianhuye9018 3 года назад +3339

    I cried when he was pretending to be the old guy using the walker “That old man must be tripping”😂

    • @Svbr2th
      @Svbr2th 3 года назад +47

      What's so funny is after his moonwalk, he goes right back to the "walker" like it didn't happen lmmfao

    • @jelanibellamy5218
      @jelanibellamy5218 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯

    • @leahwanjiru8557
      @leahwanjiru8557 2 года назад

      trippin like a baby girraffe in high heels🤣

    • @paulkarimi2728
      @paulkarimi2728 2 года назад +1

      Same here

    • @scottyhoo2516
      @scottyhoo2516 2 года назад +3

      "Calm down your on drugs... This is what drugs do."

  • @willr8764
    @willr8764 6 лет назад +6394

    The elephant's temporal lobe (the area of the brain associated with memory) is larger and denser than that of people - hence the saying 'elephants never forget'.

    • @nicolasredyr7068
      @nicolasredyr7068 5 лет назад +142

      So he's like the avatar of comedy?

    • @chasegwop47
      @chasegwop47 5 лет назад +4

      nicolas redyr basically

    • @rudi_tabootie
      @rudi_tabootie 5 лет назад +22

      I love Dave to death, but there have been others

    • @rodolfoalvajr5430
      @rodolfoalvajr5430 5 лет назад +11

      You forgot Richard Pryor Sam Keneson Rodney Dangerfield redd fox

    • @Oly1y
      @Oly1y 5 лет назад +2

      No he's not you fucking dunce

  • @zodiac909
    @zodiac909 8 лет назад +20115

    This man is a living cartoon character. One in a million.

    • @jamega4000
      @jamega4000 6 лет назад +97

      Brian Nava Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are up there too

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 6 лет назад +331

      One in a billion would seem much more accurate.

    • @pinakijana9479
      @pinakijana9479 6 лет назад +132

      If you're talking about cartoon character then you can't forget Jim Carrey

    • @paparabi2245
      @paparabi2245 6 лет назад +71

      He's 1 in 8 billion

    • @nikanzare3099
      @nikanzare3099 6 лет назад +24

      One in a million is like.. 8000 people

  • @jimbeam3783
    @jimbeam3783 5 лет назад +7573

    He killed that moonwalk 😂 1:44

    • @RaspySquares
      @RaspySquares 5 лет назад +220

      Right? Audience was too white...

    • @JohnSmith-ki3li
      @JohnSmith-ki3li 5 лет назад +52

      @TheHumanity! oof

    • @Reversisms
      @Reversisms 5 лет назад +25

      @TheHumanity! ooofff

    • @donjohn2239
      @donjohn2239 5 лет назад +6

      @TheHumanity! Shit.

    • @meechoe7403
      @meechoe7403 5 лет назад +69

      TheHumanity! Don’t have to be black. You’re too uncultured.

  • @stonedstreamingna6852
    @stonedstreamingna6852 3 года назад +382

    He had absolutely no right showing us only a glimpse of his abilities with that moonwalk, we need more

  • @innertubez
    @innertubez 9 лет назад +3242

    You ain't crisp... but you'll function. Bwahahaha

    • @daanm3869
      @daanm3869 5 лет назад +5

      wait no comments but almost a 1000 likes?

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 лет назад +7

      Depends on the person tbh but for the most part yes. I actually find it helps me focus during sparring sessions as well as help me see combos, footwork, etc I may not have seen before or at least not as soon.

    • @tattletalestrangler7815
      @tattletalestrangler7815 5 лет назад +4

      jeebus yaWeirdo maybe during film, but cmon, ssmmookkee in your lungs cant be good for your conditioning right?

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 лет назад +2

      @@tattletalestrangler7815 that is true but that is why you minimize it. Some fighters smoke cigarettes too, but do so occasionally and not a constant. There are also multiple methods of achieving a buzz from pot such as vaping and orally. Moderation is the key tbh. Personally I smoke and still do boxing, I have no issues with it at all. Personally, I get benefit from it. However it isn't exactly the same for everyone and it may have a differing effect on others that may help or hinder their abilities.
      I am also not talking about getting totally baked either but I can and be just fine. There was actually a BJJ tournament where the fighters would get high then roll.

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 лет назад

      @@tattletalestrangler7815 ruclips.net/video/7Gqa67lD4VY/видео.html it is called High Roller Tournament and had some pretty high profile guys in it. Idk if it has continued or not.

  • @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я
    @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я 5 лет назад +4935

    “If your landlord hooked on crack, that means you’ve gotta have the rent”😆

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 5 лет назад +25

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cinnamoomilk
      @cinnamoomilk 4 года назад +54

      Ya damn skippy! On time, off time, anytime that dude need a fix that rent is due on the spot

    • @growing.grounds4054
      @growing.grounds4054 4 года назад +8

      If you late your fucked !

    • @cybilebenedict
      @cybilebenedict 4 года назад +6

      👌🏽😂

    • @stonerjoe2920
      @stonerjoe2920 4 года назад +16

      Thanks I was watching this too

  • @ninjabuck2576
    @ninjabuck2576 9 лет назад +6440

    Moonwalk was on point!

    • @kadesh111
      @kadesh111 8 лет назад +37

      +Bernard Buckholtz I said the same. damn. thing.
      Preach it.

    • @loulou3t
      @loulou3t 8 лет назад +86

      +Iamyouonlydifferent That directional reverse was the shit!....Im still laughing...

    • @Traditionalsheep
      @Traditionalsheep 7 лет назад +43

      hhahahahahahhahah

    • @nfllore8741
      @nfllore8741 7 лет назад +1

      Bernard Buckholtz 1000 likes.

    • @everettdukes86
      @everettdukes86 6 лет назад +4

      Hell yea 😂😂😂

  • @1077jeremy
    @1077jeremy 3 года назад +2154

    I love how Dave’s talking to himself voice sounds like a silly white guy. “Dave calm down, man.” Lol

  • @a.a.h.s.2345
    @a.a.h.s.2345 5 лет назад +5111

    So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials

    • @crysjumar1
      @crysjumar1 5 лет назад +199

      right! that was the exact same thing in my head. also, he does not smile as much during his specials.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 5 лет назад +235

      @@crysjumar1 agreed. He doesn't need money, actually left the game because of it. I get the feeling he's back half-heartedly, in order to ... feel? Or try to.

    • @atlantaitgirl1779
      @atlantaitgirl1779 4 года назад +18

      sammmeeeee. but I remember this monologue like it was yesterday....

    • @ITIonoxide
      @ITIonoxide 4 года назад +176

      the one we see today is Dave's clone. the real Dave was killed by them

    • @russellstuff-her7017
      @russellstuff-her7017 4 года назад +184

      @@ITIonoxide still way to controversial to be a clone... I think he just got tired of people trying to control his material

  • @InSaN3ViSioN
    @InSaN3ViSioN 9 лет назад +3488

    "Where's the sink? Its in the kitchen!, oh... i thought it was in the drawer" LMFAO

    • @daquanb8949
      @daquanb8949 5 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @freetube200
      @freetube200 5 лет назад +6

      Totally something my dad would say. I never know what he's on

    • @ds7900
      @ds7900 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @markosgallardo207
      @markosgallardo207 5 лет назад +2

      Some bullshit your dad on 😂😂😂

    • @seribas
      @seribas 5 лет назад +1

      @@freetube200 that sucks. Hope you learn from that. My #1 goal in life is to not be my father.

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted 6 лет назад +2900

    “Weed is a background substance, you ain’t crisp but you function” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hriaaata2979
      @hriaaata2979 5 лет назад +16

      i don't understand this reference

    • @jme2266
      @jme2266 5 лет назад +188

      @@hriaaata2979 youre not as smart or witty when smoking weed, but you can still function normally. It doesnt inhibit your abilities to the point of being incapacitated.

    • @justinjohnson8987
      @justinjohnson8987 5 лет назад +40

      J. SLICK it’s not that you aren’t as smart, your reaction is just slowed down. Including mental functions, physical functionality etc.

    • @Sutto10
      @Sutto10 5 лет назад +25

      @@jme2266 depends how much you smoke haha

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 5 лет назад +1

      I witnessed this 😭😂😂😂

  • @vegaswillie
    @vegaswillie Год назад +12

    "It was weird, the balls opened up."

  • @johnnyb9218
    @johnnyb9218 8 лет назад +2027

    I love this...Looks at his clock - 2:42 He takes a shower, listens to his entire CD collection, runs around the block 4x then takes a nap - Still HIGH...looks at his clock 2:43.

  • @JiovanniDaMatrix
    @JiovanniDaMatrix 5 лет назад +3513

    That old man is trippin! Lmfao...the fact that he's walking with a walker then stops to moonwalk and dance is funny af! 😂😂😂

    • @meezey
      @meezey 4 года назад +18

      man i *LOSST* it!! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

    • @Actiomedey
      @Actiomedey 4 года назад +12

      I thought it was okay until I read your comment, now it's REALLY funny!

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 года назад +5

      @@meezey Some Martin shit lol

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 4 года назад +3

      He's actually walking with a stool haha

    • @seungjupark5966
      @seungjupark5966 4 года назад +4

      "I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
      Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

  • @DonnieDante
    @DonnieDante 8 лет назад +4410

    That was a Clean ass moon walk

  • @paulredinger5830
    @paulredinger5830 2 года назад +40

    Old Dave is one of the best comedians alive.

  • @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я
    @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я 5 лет назад +2611

    “Dave calm down, you’re on drugs, this is what drugs do”🤣🤣🤣

    • @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954
      @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954 5 лет назад +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @critiquemytechnique1135
      @critiquemytechnique1135 5 лет назад +131

      This is exactly how u talk to urself when ur trying to not loose it on mushrooms lol

    • @eclektik4208
      @eclektik4208 4 года назад +11

      Lol I said the same thing when I smoked dmt or went through a k hole on ketamine

    • @juanmercado4364
      @juanmercado4364 4 года назад +2

      Had to like this to change the number 667

    • @_Towelie.
      @_Towelie. 4 года назад

      I don't even know what's going on

  • @barackfofana1117
    @barackfofana1117 9 лет назад +866

    i'll fix it tomorow when i come for the rent

    • @jerrybartlett2947
      @jerrybartlett2947 6 лет назад +8

      doesn't matter if your landlord is on crack or not he still uses that excuse on anything XD

  • @Tipi83
    @Tipi83 8 лет назад +366

    Dave is definitely one of the best stand up comedians out there. :)

  • @supernerdy6612
    @supernerdy6612 3 года назад +151

    the fact i knew everyjoke he was going to make and his execution still made me laugh shows his skill.

    • @tinytanks
      @tinytanks 6 дней назад +1

      Seriously, normally with comedy it only works the first time, but the greatest you can watch over and over like your favorite movie.

  • @michaelcovel3793
    @michaelcovel3793 9 лет назад +1170

    took a nap...woke up ~ fucked up
    XD! I crack up every time

    • @HomemadeNub
      @HomemadeNub 8 лет назад +81

      +Michael Covel I see what you did there.

    • @mrmoedini
      @mrmoedini 7 лет назад +1

      StrikingTan same

    • @nkalakatha100
      @nkalakatha100 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @callmeNoro
    @callmeNoro 5 лет назад +17766

    He was so high that he went for a haircut without having hair

    • @Adam_Ch739
      @Adam_Ch739 5 лет назад +604

      Oooor he doesn't have hair because he went to the barber shop hmmm? 😂

    • @royythaboi7163
      @royythaboi7163 5 лет назад +53

      😂😅most underrated comment on here!

    • @blockhead420420
      @blockhead420420 4 года назад +96

      Who knows how old this story is hes telling he had hair once have you seen the movie the nutty professor

    • @andrewjohnson7158
      @andrewjohnson7158 4 года назад +12

      U trippin

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 4 года назад +73

      Still. Bald people go to the barber to shave their head ;)

  • @unowen7591
    @unowen7591 8 лет назад +2094

    I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said GODDAMN
    Hahaha on point

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE 8 лет назад +9

      How? Just askin cause never did shrooms

    • @RobFeldkamp
      @RobFeldkamp 8 лет назад +142

      you really loose your sense of time. Everything seems to happen at once, in reverse order or a long time ago. chronology disapears. all quite wierd.

    • @iare19
      @iare19 7 лет назад +14

      Rob Feldkamp a lot of deja vu also

    • @slixdon9695
      @slixdon9695 6 лет назад +29

      Yeah my first time doing shrooms , just 2 hours in felt like a whole day

    • @theorenmaybee7927
      @theorenmaybee7927 6 лет назад +3

      Rob Feldkamp sounds like an interesting trip

  • @DJCoolK1d
    @DJCoolK1d 10 месяцев назад +5

    “Where’s the sink I came to fix it”
    “It’s in the kitchen”
    “I thought it was in the drawer” 😂

  • @viralbuthow000
    @viralbuthow000 8 лет назад +8235

    "That means you've GOTTA have the rent."

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 8 лет назад +62

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JP-kr8kq
      @JP-kr8kq 7 лет назад +84

      roscoegino the delivery was on point

    • @alexf8314
      @alexf8314 7 лет назад +83

      Squanchy Yeah, that's his strong point in stand up no question. He can literally deliver any old mediocre joke if he wanted to and as long as he does it in his usual delivery, it'll sound 10 times funnier than if anybody else was telling it.

    • @JessicaBelcher
      @JessicaBelcher 6 лет назад +40

      Sky Blylevin just $20 now 😂🤣

    • @englodevan618
      @englodevan618 6 лет назад +1

      Best Dave Chappelle Stand up ever compelete in HD
      ruclips.net/video/PzEwmm9vLJ8/видео.html

  • @ihurricane7
    @ihurricane7 8 лет назад +3096

    that's gotta be the coolest moonwalk I've seen

    • @anthonyitaliano7316
      @anthonyitaliano7316 6 лет назад +17

      have you not seen michael jackson? loool

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 6 лет назад +26

      I'm sure that @ihurricane7 has seen M.J's moonwalk. I think @ihurricane meant that, it was just so funny looking moonwalk. :)

    • @ahmadking5229
      @ahmadking5229 6 лет назад

      1k leggoooo

    • @teunlll
      @teunlll 6 лет назад +1

      @@Tipi83 and you don't get his joking

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 6 лет назад +2

      @@teunlll Yea, that's it, I didn't get it all.. 🙄

  • @willburz220
    @willburz220 5 лет назад +175

    “I looked at the clock it was 2:43” ain’t that the truest shit ever

  • @LunaSangre
    @LunaSangre 3 года назад +92

    “If I was 75 I’d do coke heroin everything, I wouldn’t give a fk.”

  • @damnatiomemoriae1894
    @damnatiomemoriae1894 8 лет назад +680

    had an alcoholic landlord that used to do the same thing. lol.

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 8 лет назад +22

      Are you for real???? omg

    • @lilmichmenol5513
      @lilmichmenol5513 6 лет назад +2

      No bro. No. *SLAP

    • @lilmichmenol5513
      @lilmichmenol5513 6 лет назад +1

      Only Chapelle.

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 лет назад +10

      Lil' MichMenol Are you trying to make a joke or something?
      It's hard to tell what you're trying to say.

    • @BrytheP
      @BrytheP 6 лет назад

      @@notpulverman9660 the response to the landlord champ.

  • @HAIRHOLIC_1
    @HAIRHOLIC_1 8 лет назад +181

    I swear I've watched all of Dave Chappelles stand up hundreds times and every time I watch them they still crack me up😂😂 this guy is seriously the best 😂😭

    • @princerah7340
      @princerah7340 5 лет назад +2

      Werewolffy agreed

    • @koshar44
      @koshar44 5 лет назад +1

      You fine af

    • @tylercassidy9426
      @tylercassidy9426 5 лет назад

      Wow there so rude to you but if you'd like to smash just Holla

    • @king78613
      @king78613 5 лет назад +1

      Damn baby hit me yo Snapchat so we can continue our love story

    • @halaniwalombardi3562
      @halaniwalombardi3562 3 года назад

      Got enough make up? Men can see past that you know.

  • @henrychien1979
    @henrychien1979 Год назад +4

    “took a nap, woke up, fucked up” literally perfect delivery that line

  • @joevaughnbrooks5844
    @joevaughnbrooks5844 5 лет назад +1586

    And til this day he’s still on his A game 💯🙏🏽

    • @1_Lando
      @1_Lando 5 лет назад +6

      🚫🧢

    • @sims4610593
      @sims4610593 5 лет назад +29

      Ehh not the same

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 5 лет назад +23

      Nope these are the golden years. At least he is getting off the woke crap though.

    • @ajo2012
      @ajo2012 5 лет назад +4

      Still makes me laugh my ass off

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 лет назад +1

      JoeVaughn Brooks you ain’t ever lie

  • @tredd752
    @tredd752 5 лет назад +931

    I look at the clock it was 2:43... dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌

    • @elbajapanti6411
      @elbajapanti6411 4 года назад +3

      Theo Redd ,⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @thiskidd1783
      @thiskidd1783 4 года назад +7

      God Damn!!! Lmao

    • @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh
      @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh 4 года назад +5

      Theo Redd I died 😂

    • @Billybobaggins9
      @Billybobaggins9 4 года назад +17

      Man that’s fucking shroomies for ya

    • @xMorbidArtx
      @xMorbidArtx 4 года назад +25

      Acid does the same. I swear I felt at least 2 hours had passed, it had only been like 3-5 minutes, scared the shit out of me.

  • @scaredstar9127
    @scaredstar9127 4 года назад +1785

    "Your on drugs, this is what drugs do" my new excuse

    • @TheAngel3737
      @TheAngel3737 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @publicalias8172
      @publicalias8172 4 года назад +4

      Excuse for WHAT 💀💀

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 4 года назад +61

      @@publicalias8172 when im questiond for having sex with a corpse and high on meth of course.

    • @SPICAL
      @SPICAL 3 года назад +2

      ​@@scaredstar9127 holy shit 😂😂😂
      dark humor at its finest

    • @its_just_roberto
      @its_just_roberto 3 года назад +7

      @@scaredstar9127 Trevor Philips? That you?

  • @JOHNTOPG
    @JOHNTOPG 2 года назад +6

    This is the highlight of every single person's life in this audience , even Dave's. The San Francisco special is hands down best comedy special ever

  • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
    @xxP1ST0LER0xx 8 лет назад +583

    I thought it was in the drawer. 😂

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 6 лет назад +3

      yo bitch u copied my username!

    • @carolynmmitchell2240
      @carolynmmitchell2240 6 лет назад +6

      xxPistolero 420xx what the fuck is pistolero.

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 6 лет назад

      carolyn ask ur mother

    • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
      @xxP1ST0LER0xx 6 лет назад

      xxPistolero 420xx you are bum sir! It’s not like i specifically looked up this name and said “oooh I’ll just add zeros and get rid of the 420”

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 лет назад

      carolyn mmitchell Pistolero literally means "gunner."
      Can be used to mean "Gunslinger," and "cowboy."

  • @conorstechreviews1
    @conorstechreviews1 6 лет назад +131

    "Dave calm down. You're on drugs" that bit killed me 😂😂

  • @samuelperezsanchez7612
    @samuelperezsanchez7612 7 лет назад +3566

    better than Kevin hart

  • @notsorry5332
    @notsorry5332 2 года назад +42

    I am a woman from Russia who never did drugs and I still think that is the one of the funniest stand up scatch in history. Rewatched it like dozen times. Legend

    • @JamesSmith-xk1fb
      @JamesSmith-xk1fb 2 года назад +3

      Should try a little weed or coke

    • @silewis9396
      @silewis9396 2 года назад +1

      @@JamesSmith-xk1fb Noooooo. Do something better with your money

    • @misterbikerman7888
      @misterbikerman7888 2 года назад +1

      @@silewis9396 W weed L other drug

    • @GOATMENTATOR
      @GOATMENTATOR 2 года назад +3

      @@silewis9396 she is from russia, she doesn't have any money :D

    • @nicolausteslaus
      @nicolausteslaus Год назад

      @@GOATMENTATOR
      roasted

  • @brandoncarlson03
    @brandoncarlson03 4 года назад +289

    What a wonderful person. Dave was a huge part of my life when I was a young man and figuring out this thing we call life. His brand of comedy spoke to my soul and made me feel excited to be able to experience it when I was comin up. God bless dave Chappelle

    • @Conceptual_Space
      @Conceptual_Space 3 года назад +4

      Shut up Bran
      :)

    • @mattymcrips
      @mattymcrips 2 года назад +4

      My first episode of Chappelle Show was the slow motion skit. I knew he was the funniest person when he pooped in slow motion.

    • @A.AofSpades
      @A.AofSpades 2 года назад +1

      Yata yata ya

    • @z-iceberg3562
      @z-iceberg3562 2 года назад +5

      @@Conceptual_Space chill bro

    • @raregoodds3143
      @raregoodds3143 2 года назад +1

      God should be centre of your life.

  • @billt8504
    @billt8504 4 года назад +1141

    When he says "the clock said 2:42" you can see the punchline coming. After all his activities (and a nap), when he says "2:43" I still laughed out loud. Something about Dave's delivery is special.

    • @yahayamuhammad5019
      @yahayamuhammad5019 3 года назад +45

      I also laughed out loud,. Man is a legend

    • @ORIGINALCRESTED
      @ORIGINALCRESTED 3 года назад +3

      Ye

    • @jonsonsjohnson9095
      @jonsonsjohnson9095 3 года назад +5

      @@ORIGINALCRESTED you didnt understand

    • @ProdNapoleon
      @ProdNapoleon 3 года назад +35

      Bro I can relate so much I had a bad trip on shrooms and holy shit bro 1 minute felt like an hour because of all the racing thoughts but when you think slowly time goes by faster

    • @ORIGINALCRESTED
      @ORIGINALCRESTED 3 года назад +3

      @@jonsonsjohnson9095 double ye

  • @piob9801
    @piob9801 3 года назад +183

    I can confirm. I had a landlord who was a drug addict. He asks for rent two months in advance and borrows money every week. He was a scary guy. We found out that our electricity was illegally connected to the mainline.

  • @DJSupaMonkey
    @DJSupaMonkey 2 года назад +5

    I have never seen this set. Literally first time viewing as of the writing of this comment. Seriously, I legit have not laughed like this in over 4 years. Dave is a legend!

  • @mattyxmatt313
    @mattyxmatt313 11 лет назад +167

    Took a nap.
    Woke up,
    Fucked up..

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 лет назад

      Matt Mello lol he’s the master of comedy

  • @SunshineBeauty03
    @SunshineBeauty03 10 лет назад +200

    Boy! that old man is Trippin!

  • @yeahright6048
    @yeahright6048 4 года назад +158

    That last joke has to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard

  • @DrakeAsleep
    @DrakeAsleep 3 года назад +53

    When he hit that moonwalk i busted out straight laughing nonstop! 😂 Dave's a legend! Can't wait to see anything new he makes everything he makes is good!

  • @badboy3p7
    @badboy3p7 9 лет назад +330

    Dave's moonwalk is gangsta

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 лет назад +4

      Priscillus Simeon love it

  • @sweetcrosby
    @sweetcrosby 5 лет назад +935

    I see youtube recommend is liking chappelle again for some reaosn.

    • @princesayoleasa
      @princesayoleasa 5 лет назад +9

      Brandon Crosby he has a new skit on Netflix I believe

    • @hearoisrael2814
      @hearoisrael2814 5 лет назад +8

      The soul has been sold.

    • @rohithkumarsp
      @rohithkumarsp 5 лет назад +2

      Netflix sticks and stones.

    • @kingjester123
      @kingjester123 5 лет назад

      Hes trending again cuz of Netflix

    • @SonGokouu
      @SonGokouu 5 лет назад

      Dave Chappell is dead. This new thing is a clone of him. Why has he died because of a video of him talking about dresses and men wearing them and etc on a Oprah show

  • @keithbecknell6994
    @keithbecknell6994 8 лет назад +317

    I don't think I ever laughed so hard.

    • @j5gamer455
      @j5gamer455 8 лет назад +26

      Come on I need the rent couple hours later I need some more of the rent I'll come back tomorrow for the rent

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 8 лет назад +3

      +J 5 gamer 😂😂😂

    • @crispyRolle
      @crispyRolle 5 лет назад

      As a future crackhead i envy u

  • @marcconte3275
    @marcconte3275 Год назад +11

    i swear mushrooms hit us all the same. you sit there for a while waiting for it to kick in. till finally you say, "i'm not even high." thats when you get up and it all hits you at once.

  • @maf5600
    @maf5600 4 года назад +474

    "boy that old man is trippin." LMAO

  • @PDog69
    @PDog69 9 лет назад +374

    pure gold

  • @alanking5813
    @alanking5813 5 лет назад +246

    This man is beyond words. Shaped my life. I'm a white guy from a country town that had one black family for 3 months... lol Dave taught me we are all the same. Laughter and humor and love is universal. Yeah, I get that from Dave. Hahahaha

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 5 лет назад +1

      The Clayton bigsby bit killed me.

    • @JamesTTierce
      @JamesTTierce 5 лет назад +1

      @@tomd1434 The clayton bigsby bit is one of the reasons he likely left comedy. The wrong group of people enjoy that bit(actual racist people.)

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 5 лет назад

      @@JamesTTierce
      So? I'm not sure why he left, but a lot of folks loved that bit, racists and non racists alike.

    • @JerryDaBes
      @JerryDaBes 4 года назад +8

      @@JamesTTierce Dark humor is still humor. Why get offended when we know it's a joke. South park is a great example, too.

    • @rl1226
      @rl1226 4 года назад +1

      @@JamesTTierce not true

  • @Rainmanthereal
    @Rainmanthereal 3 года назад +23

    "Whoo, This stuff sucks! Taste like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high!"
    This line just destroyed me!!!
    He's so funny and his delivery is always perfect,

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 6 лет назад +186

    "this building's falling apart, things came up"
    If there ever was a landlord junkie I swear that'd be the first thing they came up with as a lie for money

    • @tobinakatarx
      @tobinakatarx 5 лет назад +2

      Coke addict boss 3 am ,"get me some coke or dont come to work tomorrow"
      I loved days off ,so was like "fuck you ,i aint coming in anyway,you know i dont do mondays 😉

  • @southsydesasha7268
    @southsydesasha7268 9 лет назад +1530

    Weed- you aint crisp, but you function!😂😂😂😂TRU DAT TRU DAT!!!

    • @ziadahmedsamy
      @ziadahmedsamy 8 лет назад +2

      what's the girl's name ? of your profile picture

    • @southsydesasha7268
      @southsydesasha7268 8 лет назад +17

      Aww i dont give my real name out but you can call me Sasha😘✌🏾️

    • @billyhr5289
      @billyhr5289 7 лет назад +70

      hey sahsa wanna smash ?

    • @johngivens2115
      @johngivens2115 7 лет назад +15

      southsyde Sasha U used a black emoji so u aren't white like ur profile pic. Ur probly not even a girl .. fuckin freak

    • @newtrichging4066
      @newtrichging4066 6 лет назад

      southsyde Sasha you sexy mama

  • @koolkat518
    @koolkat518 8 лет назад +115

    I remember on the actors studio that he was in he said how Bugs Bunny was one of his influences & I can see that here. That 2:42, 2:43 part is some looney tunes type shit

  • @rodrigoribeiro2569
    @rodrigoribeiro2569 Год назад +5

    That last 2 minutes made me laugh out loud like crazy kkkk long time I dont laugh out loud like that, thank you sir! You've brighten my day up

  • @chasr4335
    @chasr4335 11 лет назад +291

    Drugs are bad M'Kay.

  • @BxPanda7
    @BxPanda7 9 лет назад +259

    Looked at the time it was 2:43 XDDDDD The funny thing is that i took mushrooms, and after hours of tripping and doing all sorts of weird shit, i realized only 30 minutes had passed XD

    • @pecal365
      @pecal365 6 лет назад +7

      BxPanda7 took an ecstacy once, did a lot of fucke up shit and it felt like 30 minutes. Sober up, realized it has been 3 hours XD

    • @klinkikloenkibaboenski8391
      @klinkikloenkibaboenski8391 6 лет назад +11

      i took ecstacy once, had a stroke and i don't remember much after that XD

    • @cucinare-da-zero
      @cucinare-da-zero 6 лет назад +4

      I lived in a tiny town in Vermont when I was in high school, like maybe a mile across, got high with some friends and it felt like it took a half hour to get across town

    • @therarestnormies7859
      @therarestnormies7859 5 лет назад +2

      First time I did acid I was at a river with a watchtower to get a good view with some friends. We were all looking at the glory of the trees and the flow of the river, and at some point they mentioned going to the base and I told them I'd catch up with them. I was so in my own head that when I turned around to point something out or ask a question (I can't remember), I had forgotten they were going to the base and a family had come up the watchtower. I was so high and it felt like so much time had past, I thought one of my friends had lived his whole life while I watched the trees. Realizing how insane that was, I burst out laughing maintaining eye contact with what I'd imagine was the husband until I got down the first set of stairs.

    • @xdsmastermia
      @xdsmastermia 5 лет назад

      that's literally impossible lol

  • @FlamingSpaceman
    @FlamingSpaceman 8 лет назад +81

    Lost my shit at the moonwalk.

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 2 года назад +8

    Coming back and watching this high out of your ass is an experience man, early Dave is just as amazing as new Dave.

  • @playersmusic6365
    @playersmusic6365 8 лет назад +47

    shit.....
    The funniest man on the planet , everything Dave says or covers is funny.....
    If it ain't funny it is by the time he finished with it , genius..

  • @orizkhalas4428
    @orizkhalas4428 9 лет назад +742

    took a nap, woke up, fucked up

    • @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag
      @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag 6 лет назад +2

      All from 2:42 to 2:43

    • @god-son-love
      @god-son-love 6 лет назад

      can somebody explain this ? I don't understand.

    • @kaan61
      @kaan61 6 лет назад

      Porschen Hund it was just a day later.
      I doubt it, but it makes it just a bit more funny.

  • @bigmacdoubleyouv
    @bigmacdoubleyouv 5 лет назад +823

    Crackhead landlord would be like, i tell ya what, you give me 300 on friday night, you don't have to pay the other 300. Then at 3 a.m. Friday night, he'd be like, you give me 300 now, don't worry about the next 2 months rent.

    • @TheAngel3737
      @TheAngel3737 4 года назад +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ssmuikakarot6057
      @ssmuikakarot6057 4 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @cybilebenedict
      @cybilebenedict 4 года назад +5

      Im dead 😂

    • @homegrowntwinkie
      @homegrowntwinkie 4 года назад +14

      this is the most accurate description I've ever read in my LIFE

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 4 года назад +12

      "It's a free country not rent free country"

  • @guyfromavillage134
    @guyfromavillage134 2 года назад +1

    the slow progression of time is so real
    conversations, laughs, movies, music, having a smoke
    five minutes of mushrooms is an era

  • @Kardflow
    @Kardflow 7 лет назад +171

    Looks at the clock... 2:42. Does a bunch of stuff and looks at the clock again... 2:43
    Killer! XD
    This is fairly reminiscent of an episode of Bojack horseman, only less dark and intense.

  • @ArkaeaFCL3
    @ArkaeaFCL3 5 лет назад +2129

    "I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
    Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

  • @futurecameron7848
    @futurecameron7848 3 года назад +27

    Dave thank you for these classics man really helping through this tough times❤️

  • @callumfitzpatrick1989
    @callumfitzpatrick1989 2 года назад +5

    He seems like he's just naturally funny by nature without much effort.

  • @Necrophite78
    @Necrophite78 3 года назад +116

    The fun thing about this is, you know Dave at least once tried it himself. Cause the description is accurate as hell! 1 minute has passed and it feels like you did a day's worth of activities.

    • @KingJColes
      @KingJColes 3 года назад +10

      Either that or he was knocked out for 12 hours 😂😂😂

    • @nixonwasframed
      @nixonwasframed 3 года назад +7

      But you can't sleep on shrooms.

    • @KavenLeandro
      @KavenLeandro 3 года назад

      @@nixonwasframed well, may be after unplugged brain or whatever they call

    • @hagegesamuel
      @hagegesamuel 2 года назад +5

      On LSD, 1 hour felt like 4. Time is really not relevant during an acid trip or shrooms.

    • @ShawnJonesHellion
      @ShawnJonesHellion 2 года назад +1

      i would describe mushrooms as talking with the gods, tripping the fck out, an on happy pills. but not noticing you are tripping till looking in a mirror is oddly one thing that did happen once an i was like "why am i smiling. it must be the drugs are working"

  • @nateman79
    @nateman79 5 лет назад +35

    If your landlord is hooked on crack that means you GOTTA have the rent! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 this was his best standup special ever. It was funny back in the 90s and it still funny as hell today. I wish they’d release this one on DVD

  • @rodrigodoria7556
    @rodrigodoria7556 8 лет назад +38

    dave's body language is out of this world ...

  • @tc9084
    @tc9084 5 лет назад +866

    Who’s here after his 2019 new hilarious shit

    • @firelordzuko9972
      @firelordzuko9972 5 лет назад +4

      Tc 90 after 2019, buddy 2019 isn’t over

    • @blockhasher7957
      @blockhasher7957 5 лет назад +7

      how do you have 57 likes with a worthless piece of shit sentence like that, that's like if i had 500 likes for saying im not was am for to be is R. kelly

    • @tc9084
      @tc9084 5 лет назад +2

      Crowley king Of hell I meant after his new shit IN 2019 you fucking idiots

    • @maitrik_6738
      @maitrik_6738 4 года назад

      So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials

    • @theleanbusinessman5431
      @theleanbusinessman5431 4 года назад

      What stuff?

  • @RTDavis0503
    @RTDavis0503 8 лет назад +147

    that old dude is tripping ! .dead laughing

  • @Rocknium1
    @Rocknium1 7 лет назад +123

    that guy laughing in the background killed me 😂😂

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 Год назад +1

    “COME ON I NEED IT!!!”
    That is too real lol

  • @neilbohar8212
    @neilbohar8212 5 лет назад +28

    His high pitch voice...i miss now in 2019..n love eternaly

  • @D1987Gd
    @D1987Gd 8 лет назад +187

    you aint crisp. ...but you function. ..hahaha

  • @elbajapanti6411
    @elbajapanti6411 4 года назад +41

    2020 “Took A Nap Woke Up STILL F⭐️CKED UP” 😂

  • @Dankeschoen87
    @Dankeschoen87 2 года назад +5

    The greatest. He is genius because he is smart. Not only funny.

  • @loweni7460
    @loweni7460 8 лет назад +196

    "COME ON I NEED IT!"

  • @tahseenthedream
    @tahseenthedream 5 лет назад +68

    That moonwalk kills me every time 😂😂😂

  • @righttwo
    @righttwo 5 лет назад +13

    Who else has gone back over and over again through out the years to laugh at Dave Chappelle's comedy? Shit never gets old! #legend

  • @larrywhinnery1808
    @larrywhinnery1808 3 года назад +6

    This was classic. I wish I'd seen it years ago.

    • @Mr.Robert1
      @Mr.Robert1 3 года назад +1

      When was the first time you saw this ?
      One of the best thing about RUclips. If you want to watch anything, no matter when it aired you can watch it. And it's free. People have the nerve to complain about the advertising. That's how they make money. Or you can get there pay service and see it uninterrupted. Anytime I need a laugh I will check out Dave or SNL
      Trevor Noah is killer. From comedy central all his material is spot on.
      Enjoy. 😋

    • @larrywhinnery1808
      @larrywhinnery1808 3 года назад +1

      @@Mr.Robert1 I've always been a chappelle fan. I've just never come across this bit.

  • @donaldyoung9901
    @donaldyoung9901 8 лет назад +73

    that old man is tripping

  • @mexicanplays5502
    @mexicanplays5502 5 лет назад +31

    “I looked at the clock, it’s 2:43 I said god daamn” 😂😂😂

  • @riddley39
    @riddley39 2 года назад +6

    I personally think this is Dave at his best even better than the Dave we have now by a million miles he was pure quality!

    • @MRJMXHD
      @MRJMXHD Год назад +1

      I agree.

    • @jpmorgan3891
      @jpmorgan3891 Год назад

      Actually both versions of dave Chappelle are great ...

  • @johnwhite-zh2rs
    @johnwhite-zh2rs 8 лет назад +135

    half backed was the best stoner movie ever made !!!

    • @kaydgaming
      @kaydgaming 8 лет назад

      Hell yes nigga

    • @greenebee
      @greenebee 8 лет назад +9

      actually Dave came out and said he hated how it came out, basically they neutered the script he wrote

    • @johnwhite-zh2rs
      @johnwhite-zh2rs 8 лет назад +5

      so it could be better

    • @albanybestdrumline
      @albanybestdrumline 6 лет назад +5

      Ion know how high is high on my list

    • @aquart-in-session3821
      @aquart-in-session3821 6 лет назад +3

      It's spelled "Baked" you fucking cretin!... Half Backed? Like what, an NFL offensive line? Can we all use the language we've agree upon? You probably weren't even born when he wrote his Opus! Stay in your own whackass millennial timeframe!

  • @huntbubba3302
    @huntbubba3302 3 года назад +12

    1:57 if you listen closely you can hear chris griffin laughing in the background

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 5 лет назад +202

    The barber story when Dave was on mushrooms still gets me every time
    Even knowing what's coming makes me laugh

  • @whateveritwasitis
    @whateveritwasitis 2 года назад +2

    i pissed in my pants when he was acting out the high 75 year old😆🤣THE GOAT

  • @mmaya3144
    @mmaya3144 4 года назад +61

    Classic never gets old always makes me laugh Dave Chappelle is a living legend

  • @aeldallkushi5882
    @aeldallkushi5882 3 года назад +173

    “I look at the time and it was 2:43.” He killed that one 🤣

    • @De.La.Selvah
      @De.La.Selvah 3 года назад

      yea me too khfkksjhfkshfs XD

    • @alejandroserva4923
      @alejandroserva4923 2 года назад

      casi casi la misma ora cuando salia de la barre cosas k no se olvidan si y gosa como los gosa k rica toda k no kde nada afuera juanicojajaja cosa tasmas rica la mujer k mas rico se los traga y esprime toda la leche mijo y pregunta cuando la coji enla traila afuera al aigre libre cuando dijo k te valga valga y cojeme juanicojajaja

    • @martinpye549
      @martinpye549 2 года назад

      That made me laugh out loud so much.

    • @totsh2056
      @totsh2056 10 месяцев назад

      Chris rock does a similar joke about the difference between a career and a job. So funny and relatable.

  • @ChiloKillz
    @ChiloKillz 7 лет назад +37

    "looked at the clock it was 2:43 i said 'GAWD DaYUm'" 😂😂