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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2007
  • Dave talks about how people deal with drugs
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @jeffreyfife5293
    @jeffreyfife5293 4 года назад +29902

    Let’s not ignore this man just hit the dirtiest moonwalk ever out of nowhere for one second.

    • @MrArjay123
      @MrArjay123 4 года назад +805

      Jeffums @1:44

    • @darrendabner8436
      @darrendabner8436 4 года назад +1298

      Facts! That shit was smooth as fuck

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 4 года назад +792

      Fact: MJ learnt the moonwalk from Dave Chappell

    • @macadon041
      @macadon041 4 года назад +50

      Lol 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 4 года назад +453

      TRUST ME, so fucking overlooked, how is that so smooth. The camera GLIDED with the man

  • @zodiac909
    @zodiac909 7 лет назад +19842

    This man is a living cartoon character. One in a million.

    • @jamega4000
      @jamega4000 6 лет назад +98

      Brian Nava Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are up there too

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 5 лет назад +328

      One in a billion would seem much more accurate.

    • @pinakijana9479
      @pinakijana9479 5 лет назад +133

      If you're talking about cartoon character then you can't forget Jim Carrey

    • @paparabi2245
      @paparabi2245 5 лет назад +70

      He's 1 in 8 billion

    • @nikanzare3099
      @nikanzare3099 5 лет назад +24

      One in a million is like.. 8000 people

  • @christianhuye9018
    @christianhuye9018 3 года назад +3165

    I cried when he was pretending to be the old guy using the walker “That old man must be tripping”😂

    • @Svbr2th
      @Svbr2th 2 года назад +45

      What's so funny is after his moonwalk, he goes right back to the "walker" like it didn't happen lmmfao

    • @praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218
      @praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 2 года назад +12

      Repent to Jesus Christ!
      “The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.””
      ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭40:8‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      F

    • @jelanibellamy5218
      @jelanibellamy5218 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯

    • @leahwanjiru8557
      @leahwanjiru8557 2 года назад

      trippin like a baby girraffe in high heels🤣

    • @paulkarimi2728
      @paulkarimi2728 2 года назад

      Same here

  • @stonedstreamingna6852
    @stonedstreamingna6852 2 года назад +325

    He had absolutely no right showing us only a glimpse of his abilities with that moonwalk, we need more

  • @emmanuelbalderrama5074
    @emmanuelbalderrama5074 4 года назад +9142

    "You ain't crisp but you'll function"
    Favorite line 😂😂

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 3 года назад +70

      That was pretty much the take my ex wife and I had on weed. She has RA,and I had bad teeth, so the weed was a god send. I wish my home state would just go ahead and legalize it.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 3 года назад +4

      @@proud2bpagan
      I agree with the last sentence. But what is RA? And what does you having bad teeth have to do with it?

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 3 года назад +42

      @@codyh2492 RA is Rheumatoid Arthritis. bad teeth cause really bad abcesses if you get gingervitis. the infection makes your tooth pain almost unbearable.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 3 года назад +7

      @@proud2bpagan
      Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up.

    • @aronorenda
      @aronorenda 3 года назад +52

      @@proud2bpagan lol it's gingivitis... Gingervitis is when you become a ginger

  • @EyedCrown
    @EyedCrown 4 года назад +17620

    He was so high that he went for a haircut without having hair

    • @Adam_Ch739
      @Adam_Ch739 4 года назад +597

      Oooor he doesn't have hair because he went to the barber shop hmmm? 😂

    • @royythaboi7163
      @royythaboi7163 4 года назад +50

      😂😅most underrated comment on here!

    • @blockhead420420
      @blockhead420420 4 года назад +91

      Who knows how old this story is hes telling he had hair once have you seen the movie the nutty professor

    • @andrewjohnson7158
      @andrewjohnson7158 4 года назад +10

      U trippin

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 4 года назад +72

      Still. Bald people go to the barber to shave their head ;)

  • @LunaSangre
    @LunaSangre 2 года назад +77

    “If I was 75 I’d do coke heroin everything, I wouldn’t give a fk.”

  • @1077jeremy
    @1077jeremy 2 года назад +2068

    I love how Dave’s talking to himself voice sounds like a silly white guy. “Dave calm down, man.” Lol

  • @Ray-jg5dj
    @Ray-jg5dj 4 года назад +10282

    He's got an amazing voice. Every word he says sounds so *crisp*

    • @kolestracener9402
      @kolestracener9402 4 года назад +151

      Well said. Very crisp

    • @kentuckybruce6816
      @kentuckybruce6816 4 года назад +177

      Chapelle, what a *crisp* last name

    • @Christian_509
      @Christian_509 4 года назад +56

      Just so crisp

    • @OD_G00N
      @OD_G00N 4 года назад +79

      'Cos he ain't on *weed*

    • @mwoodson1026
      @mwoodson1026 4 года назад +3

      I thought I was the only one who noticed.. His CH.. and TH ..

  • @user-zm8sc1gr4h
    @user-zm8sc1gr4h 5 лет назад +4802

    “If your landlord hooked on crack, that means you’ve gotta have the rent”😆

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 4 года назад +23

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cinnamoomilk
      @cinnamoomilk 4 года назад +50

      Ya damn skippy! On time, off time, anytime that dude need a fix that rent is due on the spot

    • @growing.grounds4054
      @growing.grounds4054 4 года назад +8

      If you late your fucked !

    • @cybilebenedict
      @cybilebenedict 4 года назад +5

      👌🏽😂

    • @stonerjoe2920
      @stonerjoe2920 4 года назад +16

      Thanks I was watching this too

  • @paulredinger5830
    @paulredinger5830 Год назад +26

    Old Dave is one of the best comedians alive.

  • @supernerdy6612
    @supernerdy6612 3 года назад +142

    the fact i knew everyjoke he was going to make and his execution still made me laugh shows his skill.

  • @willr8764
    @willr8764 5 лет назад +6305

    The elephant's temporal lobe (the area of the brain associated with memory) is larger and denser than that of people - hence the saying 'elephants never forget'.

    • @nicolasredyr7068
      @nicolasredyr7068 5 лет назад +141

      So he's like the avatar of comedy?

    • @chasegwop47
      @chasegwop47 5 лет назад +4

      nicolas redyr basically

    • @rudi_tabootie
      @rudi_tabootie 4 года назад +22

      I love Dave to death, but there have been others

    • @rodolfoalvajr5430
      @rodolfoalvajr5430 4 года назад +11

      You forgot Richard Pryor Sam Keneson Rodney Dangerfield redd fox

    • @Oly1y
      @Oly1y 4 года назад +2

      No he's not you fucking dunce

  • @jimbeam3783
    @jimbeam3783 5 лет назад +7521

    He killed that moonwalk 😂 1:44

    • @RaspySquares
      @RaspySquares 4 года назад +218

      Right? Audience was too white...

    • @JohnSmith-ki3li
      @JohnSmith-ki3li 4 года назад +52

      @TheHumanity! oof

    • @Reversisms
      @Reversisms 4 года назад +25

      @TheHumanity! ooofff

    • @donjohn2239
      @donjohn2239 4 года назад +6

      @TheHumanity! Shit.

    • @meechoe7403
      @meechoe7403 4 года назад +69

      TheHumanity! Don’t have to be black. You’re too uncultured.

  • @Rainmanthereal
    @Rainmanthereal 2 года назад +21

    "Whoo, This stuff sucks! Taste like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high!"
    This line just destroyed me!!!
    He's so funny and his delivery is always perfect,

  • @Drakeawake
    @Drakeawake 2 года назад +53

    When he hit that moonwalk i busted out straight laughing nonstop! 😂 Dave's a legend! Can't wait to see anything new he makes everything he makes is good!

  • @DonnieDante
    @DonnieDante 8 лет назад +4369

    That was a Clean ass moon walk

  • @ninjabuck2576
    @ninjabuck2576 9 лет назад +6438

    Moonwalk was on point!

    • @kadesh111
      @kadesh111 8 лет назад +37

      +Bernard Buckholtz I said the same. damn. thing.
      Preach it.

    • @loulou3t
      @loulou3t 8 лет назад +86

      +Iamyouonlydifferent That directional reverse was the shit!....Im still laughing...

    • @Traditionalsheep
      @Traditionalsheep 7 лет назад +43

      hhahahahahahhahah

    • @nfllore8741
      @nfllore8741 7 лет назад +1

      Bernard Buckholtz 1000 likes.

    • @everettdukes86
      @everettdukes86 6 лет назад +4

      Hell yea 😂😂😂

  • @notsorry5332
    @notsorry5332 2 года назад +42

    I am a woman from Russia who never did drugs and I still think that is the one of the funniest stand up scatch in history. Rewatched it like dozen times. Legend

    • @JamesSmith-xk1fb
      @JamesSmith-xk1fb Год назад +3

      Should try a little weed or coke

    • @silewis9396
      @silewis9396 Год назад +1

      @@JamesSmith-xk1fb Noooooo. Do something better with your money

    • @misterbikerman7888
      @misterbikerman7888 Год назад

      @@silewis9396 W weed L other drug

    • @GOATMENTATOR
      @GOATMENTATOR Год назад +3

      @@silewis9396 she is from russia, she doesn't have any money :D

    • @nicolausteslaus
      @nicolausteslaus Год назад

      @@GOATMENTATOR
      roasted

  • @JOHNTOPG
    @JOHNTOPG 2 года назад +6

    This is the highlight of every single person's life in this audience , even Dave's. The San Francisco special is hands down best comedy special ever

  • @innertubez
    @innertubez 9 лет назад +3216

    You ain't crisp... but you'll function. Bwahahaha

    • @daanm3869
      @daanm3869 5 лет назад +5

      wait no comments but almost a 1000 likes?

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 лет назад +7

      Depends on the person tbh but for the most part yes. I actually find it helps me focus during sparring sessions as well as help me see combos, footwork, etc I may not have seen before or at least not as soon.

    • @tattletalestrangler7815
      @tattletalestrangler7815 5 лет назад +4

      jeebus yaWeirdo maybe during film, but cmon, ssmmookkee in your lungs cant be good for your conditioning right?

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 лет назад +2

      @@tattletalestrangler7815 that is true but that is why you minimize it. Some fighters smoke cigarettes too, but do so occasionally and not a constant. There are also multiple methods of achieving a buzz from pot such as vaping and orally. Moderation is the key tbh. Personally I smoke and still do boxing, I have no issues with it at all. Personally, I get benefit from it. However it isn't exactly the same for everyone and it may have a differing effect on others that may help or hinder their abilities.
      I am also not talking about getting totally baked either but I can and be just fine. There was actually a BJJ tournament where the fighters would get high then roll.

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 лет назад

      @@tattletalestrangler7815 ruclips.net/video/7Gqa67lD4VY/видео.html it is called High Roller Tournament and had some pretty high profile guys in it. Idk if it has continued or not.

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted 6 лет назад +2787

    “Weed is a background substance, you ain’t crisp but you function” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hriaaata2979
      @hriaaata2979 4 года назад +15

      i don't understand this reference

    • @jme2266
      @jme2266 4 года назад +178

      @@hriaaata2979 youre not as smart or witty when smoking weed, but you can still function normally. It doesnt inhibit your abilities to the point of being incapacitated.

    • @justinjohnson8987
      @justinjohnson8987 4 года назад +40

      J. SLICK it’s not that you aren’t as smart, your reaction is just slowed down. Including mental functions, physical functionality etc.

    • @Sutto10
      @Sutto10 4 года назад +22

      @@jme2266 depends how much you smoke haha

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 4 года назад +1

      I witnessed this 😭😂😂😂

  • @marcconte3275
    @marcconte3275 Год назад +10

    i swear mushrooms hit us all the same. you sit there for a while waiting for it to kick in. till finally you say, "i'm not even high." thats when you get up and it all hits you at once.

  • @callumfitzpatrick1989
    @callumfitzpatrick1989 2 года назад +5

    He seems like he's just naturally funny by nature without much effort.

  • @a.a.h.s.2345
    @a.a.h.s.2345 4 года назад +5069

    So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials

    • @crysjumar1
      @crysjumar1 4 года назад +198

      right! that was the exact same thing in my head. also, he does not smile as much during his specials.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 4 года назад +234

      @@crysjumar1 agreed. He doesn't need money, actually left the game because of it. I get the feeling he's back half-heartedly, in order to ... feel? Or try to.

    • @atlantaitgirl1779
      @atlantaitgirl1779 4 года назад +17

      sammmeeeee. but I remember this monologue like it was yesterday....

    • @ITIonoxide
      @ITIonoxide 4 года назад +177

      the one we see today is Dave's clone. the real Dave was killed by them

    • @russellstuff-her7017
      @russellstuff-her7017 4 года назад +182

      @@ITIonoxide still way to controversial to be a clone... I think he just got tired of people trying to control his material

  • @InSaN3ViSioN
    @InSaN3ViSioN 9 лет назад +3428

    "Where's the sink? Its in the kitchen!, oh... i thought it was in the drawer" LMFAO

    • @daquanb8949
      @daquanb8949 5 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @freetube200
      @freetube200 5 лет назад +6

      Totally something my dad would say. I never know what he's on

    • @ds7900
      @ds7900 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @markosgallardo207
      @markosgallardo207 5 лет назад +2

      Some bullshit your dad on 😂😂😂

    • @seribas
      @seribas 5 лет назад +1

      @@freetube200 that sucks. Hope you learn from that. My #1 goal in life is to not be my father.

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 Год назад +8

    Coming back and watching this high out of your ass is an experience man, early Dave is just as amazing as new Dave.

  • @rodrigoribeiro2569
    @rodrigoribeiro2569 10 месяцев назад +5

    That last 2 minutes made me laugh out loud like crazy kkkk long time I dont laugh out loud like that, thank you sir! You've brighten my day up

  • @viralbuthow000
    @viralbuthow000 7 лет назад +8222

    "That means you've GOTTA have the rent."

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 7 лет назад +61

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JP-kr8kq
      @JP-kr8kq 6 лет назад +84

      roscoegino the delivery was on point

    • @alexf8314
      @alexf8314 6 лет назад +83

      Squanchy Yeah, that's his strong point in stand up no question. He can literally deliver any old mediocre joke if he wanted to and as long as he does it in his usual delivery, it'll sound 10 times funnier than if anybody else was telling it.

    • @JessicaBelcher
      @JessicaBelcher 6 лет назад +40

      Sky Blylevin just $20 now 😂🤣

    • @englodevan618
      @englodevan618 6 лет назад +1

      Best Dave Chappelle Stand up ever compelete in HD
      ruclips.net/video/PzEwmm9vLJ8/видео.html

  • @user-zm8sc1gr4h
    @user-zm8sc1gr4h 5 лет назад +2575

    “Dave calm down, you’re on drugs, this is what drugs do”🤣🤣🤣

    • @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954
      @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954 4 года назад +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @critiquemytechnique1135
      @critiquemytechnique1135 4 года назад +130

      This is exactly how u talk to urself when ur trying to not loose it on mushrooms lol

    • @eclektik4208
      @eclektik4208 4 года назад +10

      Lol I said the same thing when I smoked dmt or went through a k hole on ketamine

    • @juanmercado4364
      @juanmercado4364 4 года назад +2

      Had to like this to change the number 667

    • @BoggleMeBog
      @BoggleMeBog 3 года назад +5

      Ive had to tell myself something like that while on shrooms 😂

  • @DrawdenionGames1
    @DrawdenionGames1 2 года назад +5

    "Took a nap, woke up, fucked up" Best line ever

  • @DJSupaMonkey
    @DJSupaMonkey 2 года назад +4

    I have never seen this set. Literally first time viewing as of the writing of this comment. Seriously, I legit have not laughed like this in over 4 years. Dave is a legend!

  • @wtfisditvoorbullshit
    @wtfisditvoorbullshit 9 лет назад +4756

    I planned my day like it was weed lmao

    • @wtfisditvoorbullshit
      @wtfisditvoorbullshit 8 лет назад +446

      Guys, stop liking my comment. After 80 likes it starts getting annoying 😒

    • @wtfisditvoorbullshit
      @wtfisditvoorbullshit 7 лет назад +343

      Guys, stop liking my comment. After 300 likes it's really annoying 😒
      And don't like this comment neither

    • @wtfisditvoorbullshit
      @wtfisditvoorbullshit 6 лет назад +107

      ***** Then I like you back!

    • @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler
      @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler 6 лет назад +24

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    • @AyeimJordan
      @AyeimJordan 6 лет назад +7

      wtfisditvoorbullshit jerry has put

  • @willburz220
    @willburz220 5 лет назад +162

    “I looked at the clock it was 2:43” ain’t that the truest shit ever

  • @henrychien1979
    @henrychien1979 9 месяцев назад +1

    “took a nap, woke up, fucked up” literally perfect delivery that line

  • @travisguide4516
    @travisguide4516 2 года назад +6

    My favorite part was when he says to himself "this is what drugs do" hilarious

  • @barackfofana1117
    @barackfofana1117 9 лет назад +863

    i'll fix it tomorow when i come for the rent

    • @jerrybartlett2947
      @jerrybartlett2947 5 лет назад +8

      doesn't matter if your landlord is on crack or not he still uses that excuse on anything XD

  • @JiovanniDaMatrix
    @JiovanniDaMatrix 5 лет назад +3507

    That old man is trippin! Lmfao...the fact that he's walking with a walker then stops to moonwalk and dance is funny af! 😂😂😂

    • @meezey
      @meezey 4 года назад +18

      man i *LOSST* it!! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

    • @Actiomedey
      @Actiomedey 4 года назад +12

      I thought it was okay until I read your comment, now it's REALLY funny!

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 года назад +5

      @@meezey Some Martin shit lol

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 4 года назад +3

      He's actually walking with a stool haha

    • @seungjupark5966
      @seungjupark5966 3 года назад +4

      "I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
      Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

  • @chondominguez6995
    @chondominguez6995 2 года назад +2

    One of the greatest. Up there for sure. Great job man.

  • @larrywhinnery1808
    @larrywhinnery1808 2 года назад +6

    This was classic. I wish I'd seen it years ago.

    • @Mr.Robert1
      @Mr.Robert1 2 года назад +1

      When was the first time you saw this ?
      One of the best thing about RUclips. If you want to watch anything, no matter when it aired you can watch it. And it's free. People have the nerve to complain about the advertising. That's how they make money. Or you can get there pay service and see it uninterrupted. Anytime I need a laugh I will check out Dave or SNL
      Trevor Noah is killer. From comedy central all his material is spot on.
      Enjoy. 😋

    • @larrywhinnery1808
      @larrywhinnery1808 2 года назад +1

      @@Mr.Robert1 I've always been a chappelle fan. I've just never come across this bit.

  • @ihurricane7
    @ihurricane7 8 лет назад +3100

    that's gotta be the coolest moonwalk I've seen

    • @anthonyitaliano7316
      @anthonyitaliano7316 6 лет назад +17

      have you not seen michael jackson? loool

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 6 лет назад +26

      I'm sure that @ihurricane7 has seen M.J's moonwalk. I think @ihurricane meant that, it was just so funny looking moonwalk. :)

    • @ahmadking5229
      @ahmadking5229 5 лет назад

      1k leggoooo

    • @teunlll
      @teunlll 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tipi83 and you don't get his joking

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 5 лет назад +2

      @@teunlll Yea, that's it, I didn't get it all.. 🙄

  • @Tipi83
    @Tipi83 8 лет назад +358

    Dave is definitely one of the best stand up comedians out there. :)

  • @martinpye549
    @martinpye549 Год назад +2

    He has , over time, become my favourite comedian of ALL time. Respect from the UK.

  • @bottomeyeview2767
    @bottomeyeview2767 2 года назад +3

    That moon walk!!!🤯

  • @clutchbg9458
    @clutchbg9458 4 года назад +2762

    Why didnt the crowd go wild when he hit that moonwalk tho??

  • @michaelcovel3793
    @michaelcovel3793 8 лет назад +1168

    took a nap...woke up ~ fucked up
    XD! I crack up every time

    • @HomemadeNub
      @HomemadeNub 8 лет назад +81

      +Michael Covel I see what you did there.

    • @mrmoedini
      @mrmoedini 6 лет назад +1

      StrikingTan same

    • @nkalakatha100
      @nkalakatha100 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eli8589
    @eli8589 11 месяцев назад +2

    "I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said Goddawm!!!"
    😂😂😂

  • @Dankeschoen87
    @Dankeschoen87 2 года назад +5

    The greatest. He is genius because he is smart. Not only funny.

  • @johnnyb9218
    @johnnyb9218 8 лет назад +2022

    I love this...Looks at his clock - 2:42 He takes a shower, listens to his entire CD collection, runs around the block 4x then takes a nap - Still HIGH...looks at his clock 2:43.

  • @hktz1
    @hktz1 Год назад +2

    This should be played as part of drug prevention courses 😂.

  • @riddley39
    @riddley39 2 года назад +6

    I personally think this is Dave at his best even better than the Dave we have now by a million miles he was pure quality!

    • @MRJMXHD
      @MRJMXHD Год назад +1

      I agree.

    • @jpmorgan3891
      @jpmorgan3891 11 месяцев назад

      Actually both versions of dave Chappelle are great ...

  • @scaredstar9127
    @scaredstar9127 4 года назад +1780

    "Your on drugs, this is what drugs do" my new excuse

    • @TheAngel3737
      @TheAngel3737 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @publicalias8172
      @publicalias8172 4 года назад +4

      Excuse for WHAT 💀💀

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 4 года назад +61

      @@publicalias8172 when im questiond for having sex with a corpse and high on meth of course.

    • @SPICAL
      @SPICAL 3 года назад +2

      ​@@scaredstar9127 holy shit 😂😂😂
      dark humor at its finest

    • @its_just_roberto
      @its_just_roberto 3 года назад +7

      @@scaredstar9127 Trevor Philips? That you?

  • @unowen7591
    @unowen7591 8 лет назад +2095

    I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said GODDAMN
    Hahaha on point

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE 8 лет назад +9

      How? Just askin cause never did shrooms

    • @RobFeldkamp
      @RobFeldkamp 8 лет назад +141

      you really loose your sense of time. Everything seems to happen at once, in reverse order or a long time ago. chronology disapears. all quite wierd.

    • @iare19
      @iare19 7 лет назад +14

      Rob Feldkamp a lot of deja vu also

    • @slixdon9695
      @slixdon9695 6 лет назад +29

      Yeah my first time doing shrooms , just 2 hours in felt like a whole day

    • @theorenmaybee7927
      @theorenmaybee7927 6 лет назад +3

      Rob Feldkamp sounds like an interesting trip

  • @vegaswillie
    @vegaswillie Год назад +2

    "It was weird, the balls opened up."

  • @DJCoolK1d
    @DJCoolK1d 6 месяцев назад +2

    “Where’s the sink I came to fix it”
    “It’s in the kitchen”
    “I thought it was in the drawer” 😂

  • @HAIRHOLIC_1
    @HAIRHOLIC_1 7 лет назад +178

    I swear I've watched all of Dave Chappelles stand up hundreds times and every time I watch them they still crack me up😂😂 this guy is seriously the best 😂😭

    • @princerah7340
      @princerah7340 5 лет назад +2

      Werewolffy agreed

    • @koshar44
      @koshar44 5 лет назад +1

      You fine af

    • @tylercassidy9426
      @tylercassidy9426 5 лет назад

      Wow there so rude to you but if you'd like to smash just Holla

    • @king78613
      @king78613 4 года назад +1

      Damn baby hit me yo Snapchat so we can continue our love story

    • @halaniwalombardi3562
      @halaniwalombardi3562 3 года назад

      Got enough make up? Men can see past that you know.

  • @badboy3p7
    @badboy3p7 9 лет назад +327

    Dave's moonwalk is gangsta

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 лет назад +4

      Priscillus Simeon love it

  • @atklm1
    @atklm1 2 года назад +10

    After smoking weed one or two full days, you can pretty much smoke as much as you want and you'll function. But if you haven't had weed for years and smoke a nice bowl of strong sativa, you ain't functioning. And no matter how hard shrooms or acid hit you, you'll take a valium or xanax and you feel nothing but a little buzz anymore.

  • @rileyherbert739
    @rileyherbert739 Год назад +2

    The bit about the landlord hooked on crack is probably one of the best standup routines 😊of all time

  • @maf5600
    @maf5600 4 года назад +473

    "boy that old man is trippin." LMAO

  • @yeahright6048
    @yeahright6048 4 года назад +158

    That last joke has to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard

  • @plawx5654
    @plawx5654 2 года назад +2

    "Then I looked in the mirror..." Yep lol

  • @danieltaylor9459
    @danieltaylor9459 2 года назад +2

    3:42
    The voice in all of our heads

  • @damnatiomemoriae1894
    @damnatiomemoriae1894 8 лет назад +675

    had an alcoholic landlord that used to do the same thing. lol.

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 7 лет назад +22

      Are you for real???? omg

    • @lilmichmenol5513
      @lilmichmenol5513 6 лет назад +2

      No bro. No. *SLAP

    • @lilmichmenol5513
      @lilmichmenol5513 6 лет назад +1

      Only Chapelle.

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 лет назад +10

      Lil' MichMenol Are you trying to make a joke or something?
      It's hard to tell what you're trying to say.

    • @BrytheP
      @BrytheP 5 лет назад

      @@notpulverman9660 the response to the landlord champ.

  • @joevaughnbrooks5844
    @joevaughnbrooks5844 4 года назад +1585

    And til this day he’s still on his A game 💯🙏🏽

    • @1_Lando
      @1_Lando 4 года назад +6

      🚫🧢

    • @sims4610593
      @sims4610593 4 года назад +28

      Ehh not the same

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 4 года назад +23

      Nope these are the golden years. At least he is getting off the woke crap though.

    • @ajo2012
      @ajo2012 4 года назад +4

      Still makes me laugh my ass off

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 4 года назад +1

      JoeVaughn Brooks you ain’t ever lie

  • @MagravatorMag
    @MagravatorMag 2 года назад +1

    He's too funny! The old man running with the walker was pretty epic! 🤣

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 Год назад

    “COME ON I NEED IT!!!”
    That is too real lol

  • @billt8504
    @billt8504 4 года назад +1143

    When he says "the clock said 2:42" you can see the punchline coming. After all his activities (and a nap), when he says "2:43" I still laughed out loud. Something about Dave's delivery is special.

    • @yahayamuhammad5019
      @yahayamuhammad5019 2 года назад +45

      I also laughed out loud,. Man is a legend

    • @ORIGINALLANDEROS
      @ORIGINALLANDEROS 2 года назад +3

      Ye

    • @jonsonsjohnson9095
      @jonsonsjohnson9095 2 года назад +5

      @@ORIGINALLANDEROS you didnt understand

    • @ProdNapoleon
      @ProdNapoleon 2 года назад +35

      Bro I can relate so much I had a bad trip on shrooms and holy shit bro 1 minute felt like an hour because of all the racing thoughts but when you think slowly time goes by faster

    • @ORIGINALLANDEROS
      @ORIGINALLANDEROS 2 года назад +3

      @@jonsonsjohnson9095 double ye

  • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
    @xxP1ST0LER0xx 8 лет назад +580

    I thought it was in the drawer. 😂

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 6 лет назад +3

      yo bitch u copied my username!

    • @carolynmmitchell2240
      @carolynmmitchell2240 6 лет назад +6

      xxPistolero 420xx what the fuck is pistolero.

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 6 лет назад

      carolyn ask ur mother

    • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
      @xxP1ST0LER0xx 6 лет назад

      xxPistolero 420xx you are bum sir! It’s not like i specifically looked up this name and said “oooh I’ll just add zeros and get rid of the 420”

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 лет назад

      carolyn mmitchell Pistolero literally means "gunner."
      Can be used to mean "Gunslinger," and "cowboy."

  • @antennawilde
    @antennawilde 2 года назад +3

    Perfect description of the beginning stages of mushrooms: Tastes like athlete's foot, I feel sick, but not really high... then I looked in the mirror

  • @johnaddaquay1114
    @johnaddaquay1114 2 года назад

    Love daves old stuff. Legendary

  • @orizkhalas4428
    @orizkhalas4428 9 лет назад +740

    took a nap, woke up, fucked up

    • @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag
      @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag 6 лет назад +2

      All from 2:42 to 2:43

    • @god-son-love
      @god-son-love 6 лет назад

      can somebody explain this ? I don't understand.

    • @kaan61
      @kaan61 6 лет назад

      Porschen Hund it was just a day later.
      I doubt it, but it makes it just a bit more funny.

  • @tredd752
    @tredd752 4 года назад +933

    I look at the clock it was 2:43... dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌

    • @elbajapanti6411
      @elbajapanti6411 4 года назад +3

      Theo Redd ,⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @thiskidd1783
      @thiskidd1783 4 года назад +7

      God Damn!!! Lmao

    • @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh
      @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh 4 года назад +5

      Theo Redd I died 😂

    • @billybobaggins8820
      @billybobaggins8820 4 года назад +17

      Man that’s fucking shroomies for ya

    • @xMorbidArtx
      @xMorbidArtx 3 года назад +25

      Acid does the same. I swear I felt at least 2 hours had passed, it had only been like 3-5 minutes, scared the shit out of me.

  • @whateveritwasitis
    @whateveritwasitis Год назад +2

    i pissed in my pants when he was acting out the high 75 year old😆🤣THE GOAT

  • @stankboy6924
    @stankboy6924 Год назад

    Hands down one of the greatest specials of all time

  • @mattyxmatt313
    @mattyxmatt313 10 лет назад +164

    Took a nap.
    Woke up,
    Fucked up..

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 лет назад

      Matt Mello lol he’s the master of comedy

  • @SunshineBeauty03
    @SunshineBeauty03 10 лет назад +199

    Boy! that old man is Trippin!

  • @guyfromavillage134
    @guyfromavillage134 Год назад

    the slow progression of time is so real
    conversations, laughs, movies, music, having a smoke
    five minutes of mushrooms is an era

  • @jazzinmyhand1504
    @jazzinmyhand1504 Год назад +1

    Funniest man who can imitate a wht guy through a story 🤣 fan since Half Baked

  • @samuelperezsanchez7612
    @samuelperezsanchez7612 7 лет назад +3571

    better than Kevin hart

  • @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth
    @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth 8 лет назад +344

    that moonwalk was on point

  • @HoodyBoy85
    @HoodyBoy85 2 года назад +5

    I was in literal tears when he moonwalked as a high 75 yr old

  • @oleand14
    @oleand14 2 года назад +1

    The commedy king that cancel culture failed to cancel.❤️

  • @piob9801
    @piob9801 3 года назад +182

    I can confirm. I had a landlord who was a drug addict. He asks for rent two months in advance and borrows money every week. He was a scary guy. We found out that our electricity was illegally connected to the mainline.

  • @FlamingSpaceman
    @FlamingSpaceman 8 лет назад +80

    Lost my shit at the moonwalk.

  • @joycceleste6701
    @joycceleste6701 2 года назад

    true life is in us love this ima watch this just trying to get through my life thanks to big people like this person thankyou.

  • @luisaraneda5721
    @luisaraneda5721 7 месяцев назад

    After all this years, Dave is still the GOAT.

  • @PDog69
    @PDog69 8 лет назад +375

    pure gold

  • @rodrigodoria7556
    @rodrigodoria7556 8 лет назад +37

    dave's body language is out of this world ...

  • @lurkenyautja5681
    @lurkenyautja5681 Год назад

    Kiabiaca your kool love what you said on Saturday night live...with prayer..

  • @Klaasvaak999
    @Klaasvaak999 2 года назад +1

    Man I watched this a 100 times and its still as good as the first time

  • @keithbecknell6994
    @keithbecknell6994 7 лет назад +315

    I don't think I ever laughed so hard.

    • @j5gamer455
      @j5gamer455 7 лет назад +26

      Come on I need the rent couple hours later I need some more of the rent I'll come back tomorrow for the rent

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 7 лет назад +3

      +J 5 gamer 😂😂😂

    • @crispyRolle
      @crispyRolle 5 лет назад

      As a future crackhead i envy u

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 5 лет назад +185

    "this building's falling apart, things came up"
    If there ever was a landlord junkie I swear that'd be the first thing they came up with as a lie for money

    • @tobinakatarx
      @tobinakatarx 4 года назад +2

      Coke addict boss 3 am ,"get me some coke or dont come to work tomorrow"
      I loved days off ,so was like "fuck you ,i aint coming in anyway,you know i dont do mondays 😉

  • @darienhigh
    @darienhigh 2 года назад +5

    When he hit that moonwalk... That's the only time I've ever laughed so hard no sound came out and I couldn't breeb

    • @Mr.Robert1
      @Mr.Robert1 2 года назад +1

      Happy for you!
      Laughter is the best medicine!!!!
      Check out Trevor Noah. Also some of the SNL skits.
      Makes all the bs of life go away.

  • @alejandroarambula7665
    @alejandroarambula7665 2 года назад

    “That old man is Trippin” killed me

  • @alanking5813
    @alanking5813 5 лет назад +247

    This man is beyond words. Shaped my life. I'm a white guy from a country town that had one black family for 3 months... lol Dave taught me we are all the same. Laughter and humor and love is universal. Yeah, I get that from Dave. Hahahaha

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 4 года назад +1

      The Clayton bigsby bit killed me.

    • @JamesTTierce
      @JamesTTierce 4 года назад +1

      @@tomd1434 The clayton bigsby bit is one of the reasons he likely left comedy. The wrong group of people enjoy that bit(actual racist people.)

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 4 года назад

      @@JamesTTierce
      So? I'm not sure why he left, but a lot of folks loved that bit, racists and non racists alike.

    • @JerryDaBes
      @JerryDaBes 4 года назад +8

      @@JamesTTierce Dark humor is still humor. Why get offended when we know it's a joke. South park is a great example, too.

    • @rl1226
      @rl1226 3 года назад +1

      @@JamesTTierce not true

  • @tahseenthedream
    @tahseenthedream 5 лет назад +68

    That moonwalk kills me every time 😂😂😂

  • @suigetsuh17
    @suigetsuh17 2 года назад +1

    Thanks youtube for recommending a comedy genius, glad I watched to the end

  • @MrSchig
    @MrSchig 2 года назад +2

    We need this Dave back

  • @brandoncarlson03
    @brandoncarlson03 3 года назад +289

    What a wonderful person. Dave was a huge part of my life when I was a young man and figuring out this thing we call life. His brand of comedy spoke to my soul and made me feel excited to be able to experience it when I was comin up. God bless dave Chappelle

    • @Conceptual_Space
      @Conceptual_Space 2 года назад +4

      Shut up Bran
      :)

    • @mattymcrips
      @mattymcrips 2 года назад +4

      My first episode of Chappelle Show was the slow motion skit. I knew he was the funniest person when he pooped in slow motion.

    • @A.AofSpades
      @A.AofSpades 2 года назад +1

      Yata yata ya

    • @z-iceberg3562
      @z-iceberg3562 2 года назад +5

      @@Conceptual_Space chill bro

    • @raregoodds3143
      @raregoodds3143 2 года назад +1

      God should be centre of your life.