Chappelle's Show - Tyrone Biggum's Crack Intervention

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @sdaly415
    @sdaly415 5 лет назад +3496

    “Yall act like crack is so bad.” -Tyrone Biggums

    • @shampthedog
      @shampthedog 4 года назад +13

      800th like

    • @hiphophrc
      @hiphophrc 4 года назад +40

      That's what I used to say about heroin in the past 😂

    • @firecrackerjack68
      @firecrackerjack68 3 года назад +10

      Also Jon Jones

    • @RoxysWorld2324
      @RoxysWorld2324 3 года назад +1

      @@firecrackerjack68 zzZ Zzz À

    • @tjohara9938
      @tjohara9938 2 года назад +1

      I love on it, wait a minute I'm not black lol

  • @bubbathebarbarian
    @bubbathebarbarian 4 года назад +1325

    "Is Anthrax bad?"
    This gets every time. Only Dave can say it this way.

    • @Mike.themaestro
      @Mike.themaestro 3 года назад +21

      My favorite part 🤣 I literally searched “Dave Chapelle anthrax” and this was the first result

    • @brendancolivas402
      @brendancolivas402 3 года назад +19

      If it gets into the wrong hands it could be big trouble lol not to mention he’s rubbing anthrax on his gums like it’s some A1 coke lol

    • @MRG978
      @MRG978 2 года назад +7

      Yes tyrone anthrax is very bad

    • @user-wi3lg1rz8f
      @user-wi3lg1rz8f 2 года назад +4

      u will dye if it gets into your lungs. back in the days military used it and terrorists sending letters

    • @ChuckRusty
      @ChuckRusty Год назад +1

      I say this anytime I get a strange piece of mail 😂

  • @forevermayhem27
    @forevermayhem27 5 лет назад +1991

    "Thats impossible Rhonda. How can you sleep if you're high on crack, hmm? It's a Chinese riddle for you." - Pure Genius

    • @ericblue4231
      @ericblue4231 3 года назад +19

      Sounds about right to me.

    • @MrSkater169
      @MrSkater169 2 года назад +13

      😂😂🤣 that was hilarious

    • @durden2480
      @durden2480 2 года назад +31

      “I didn’t do that Rhonda”!!!

    • @Martin-xp4eb
      @Martin-xp4eb Год назад

      Bruhh I understand

    • @Darklord1201FTW
      @Darklord1201FTW Год назад +3

      Happened to a councilman!!! Check it out

  • @MeeYeeWeeWee
    @MeeYeeWeeWee 5 лет назад +516

    "I would never carjack that ugly ass car!!" lmfao

  • @TONEakaSHOW
    @TONEakaSHOW 4 года назад +1023

    Tyrone: get out the car!
    Ronda: Tyrone is that you?
    Tyrone: no, who's Tyrone?
    Ronda: that is you Tyrone with them crusty ass lips!

    • @pedrogates3189
      @pedrogates3189 4 года назад +20

      😂😂😂

    • @JordanSmith-vs4tk
      @JordanSmith-vs4tk 4 года назад +38

      How can you sleep when your high on crack?
      hmm Chinese riddle for ya!

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 4 года назад +14

      Where did he even get a gun from??? Lol

    • @mastercontrolprogram163
      @mastercontrolprogram163 3 года назад +7

      @@InvestedGman Guns are found all the time in high crime cities. Most likely dumped after a shooting or crime. He probably found it in an alley or dumpster.

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 3 года назад +3

      @@mastercontrolprogram163 Good point Lol

  • @marqy7
    @marqy7 7 лет назад +4092

    The beginning where he break dances has me dying cuz crackheads really be dancing 😂😂

    • @will4evermoore
      @will4evermoore 6 лет назад +19

      Yeah did you notice George Willborn on the left.

    • @todessehnsucht
      @todessehnsucht 6 лет назад +60

      me too and that move is so funny

    • @keythegreatest2778
      @keythegreatest2778 6 лет назад +12

      h 55 your fucking disgusting

    • @keythegreatest2778
      @keythegreatest2778 6 лет назад +3

      h 55 must be a troll...

    • @TenaciousJoe24
      @TenaciousJoe24 6 лет назад +29

      0:44 Is actually a melted Snickers lol. I think he talked about it on one of his stand ups.

  • @fameza8846
    @fameza8846 6 лет назад +949

    look how happy he is when hes like" good idea lock the door" that shit had me rolling

    • @elizahhoward3923
      @elizahhoward3923 6 лет назад +4

      Yamil A 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trapboialways
      @trapboialways 6 лет назад +23

      Yamil A rubbed his hands like birdman

    • @patricksmith7492
      @patricksmith7492 6 лет назад +19

      Hell yeah. He was giddy as all fuck. Imagine the letdown he felt when he finally knew what was up!

    • @Kai-fl7jp
      @Kai-fl7jp 5 лет назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT PART LOL

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 5 лет назад +4

      You gotta lock the door so there’s more crack for you at the 5:00 free crack giveaway

  • @CandieP
    @CandieP 6 лет назад +2516

    ‘Let He, who is without Sin, Throwth the First Rock.... and I Shall Smoke-it-eth” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @duellife
    @duellife 2 года назад +288

    U know Dave is a genius when you can watch the same skit over and over year after year and still laugh just as hard

    • @TballAllStar
      @TballAllStar Год назад +1

      The GOAT. I come back to this at least twice a year

    • @CarlisWilliams-v8p
      @CarlisWilliams-v8p 10 месяцев назад

      Facts me 2 😂😂😂😂

  • @balicea78
    @balicea78 5 лет назад +430

    We had piles of crack this high!!!! I had a heart attack!!! Truly comedy genius

    • @balicea78
      @balicea78 5 лет назад +12

      Mmmmm peanut butter and CRACK SANDWICH!!!!!!

  • @robinhalljr.3690
    @robinhalljr.3690 6 лет назад +5863

    “How can you sleep if you’re high on crack? That’s a Chinese riddle.” Hahahahaha

    • @elijoker
      @elijoker 6 лет назад +172

      I aint do dat RONNNda

    • @dtownblastinsalvi62
      @dtownblastinsalvi62 6 лет назад +82

      Robin Hall nigga got a point tho🤔how can u sleep if u are high on crack?

    • @patricksmith7492
      @patricksmith7492 6 лет назад +18

      elijoker I loved how he said that in a by the way manner even though they'd moved on. And the typical näive white subdivision couple, how easy it was to pull on their heartstrings, how they shook their heads smiling. Sold these MFers house!

    • @MickeyD2012
      @MickeyD2012 6 лет назад +23

      Hey, he has a point.

    • @erikrodriguez1609
      @erikrodriguez1609 6 лет назад +55

      King Savage u dumb asl dave chapelle n kattt williams way more funnier then kevin hart kevin try to hard

  • @Beetle5002
    @Beetle5002 6 лет назад +878

    I like when Tyrone says "Whose Tyrone?" when he's car jacking Rhonda and then later he's like "stop playing Rhonda"

    • @patricksmith7492
      @patricksmith7492 4 года назад +24

      "...and then I'm off to recovery, RHONDA. And that wasn't, RHONDA!" [still kept runnin' with shit til the end, epic]

    • @nazeemsultan123
      @nazeemsultan123 3 года назад +9

      @@patricksmith7492 lol. Denying shit till the end

    • @Ozai420
      @Ozai420 3 года назад +7

      @@patricksmith7492 GO TO THE BATHROOM

    • @KT.MosDef
      @KT.MosDef 8 месяцев назад +3

      That wasn’t me RHONDA!!

  • @breezy4me1
    @breezy4me1 5 лет назад +2200

    OMG. I just noticed Tyrone had on a Whitney Houston T-shirt. Dave is a comedic genius. lmao

    • @matsmith5201
      @matsmith5201 5 лет назад +7

      breezy4me1 idgi, explain! Explain!

    • @artisticagi
      @artisticagi 5 лет назад +110

      Mat Smith Whitney Houston is known for having fallen into a crack or cocaine addiction

    • @chopitup9950
      @chopitup9950 5 лет назад +37

      I did just notice that. Slick and sadly funny.

    • @fuzzydunlop1753
      @fuzzydunlop1753 4 года назад +18

      Lmao! Damn, how have I not noticed that until now? That's some funny ass shit.

    • @sike1035
      @sike1035 4 года назад +4

      Yea. Sad how she died a few years later because of this

  • @JoeBidensAdderall
    @JoeBidensAdderall 5 лет назад +240

    Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock, and I will SMOKETH IT

    • @noelr1010
      @noelr1010 4 года назад +7

      🤣🤣 how did he even come up with this?

  • @little_cheezers6791
    @little_cheezers6791 4 года назад +333

    His own crack dealer had to have an intervention for him

  • @kryssyskloud
    @kryssyskloud 6 лет назад +604

    "I been tricked!!" Lol, his shocked facial expression cracks me up 😆

  • @Senator107
    @Senator107 6 лет назад +8136

    I love how he studies for a real estate license and sells their house, to buy crack.

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 6 лет назад +70

      Senator107 i know 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @artificialavocado9652
      @artificialavocado9652 6 лет назад +323

      Even puts an ad in the paper.

    • @mullajohn2803
      @mullajohn2803 6 лет назад +24

      Dom Sansotta didnt see that one

    • @Meda_7
      @Meda_7 6 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @crackhead868
      @crackhead868 6 лет назад +126

      We had a mountain of crack this big. I had a heart attack

  • @TONEakaSHOW
    @TONEakaSHOW 6 лет назад +1103

    The fact this show was only technically 2 seasons and still made classic status says a lot
    Dave will always be the goat 🐐

    • @charlessimmons8331
      @charlessimmons8331 6 лет назад +12

      TONEakaSHOW you damn right

    • @TONEakaSHOW
      @TONEakaSHOW 6 лет назад +72

      King Savage
      Lol you just told your age, only someone under 21 would say a comment so foolish

    • @deniseharvey5038
      @deniseharvey5038 6 лет назад +14

      +TONEakaSHOW yep young ass

    • @YoshiXO
      @YoshiXO 6 лет назад +2

      TONEakaSHOW factsssss

    • @brandenapexo604
      @brandenapexo604 6 лет назад +5

      King Savage yo ass must be young and dumb as fuck

  • @protonos8833
    @protonos8833 4 года назад +105

    "I don't know Tyrone!" "No it's you with yo crusty-ass lips!" 😂

  • @JonCheadle
    @JonCheadle 5 лет назад +604

    "Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock, & I shalt smoketh it" -Niggalations 3 : 16

  • @CarlosJackazz
    @CarlosJackazz 7 лет назад +1813

    Greatest comedian in my books

  • @sniper9786
    @sniper9786 6 лет назад +1211

    peanut butter and crack sandwich 😂😂😂😂

    • @diannaharriison3243
      @diannaharriison3243 6 лет назад +2

      AJ Othwal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 5 лет назад +12

      I like when he mugs the little kid and says “y’all tell anybody, I’ll kill ya! I’ll kill ya!”

    • @queenateeba4803
      @queenateeba4803 5 лет назад +4

      Lol😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nightfox6457
      @nightfox6457 4 года назад

      ... lmao

    • @daniellee1722
      @daniellee1722 4 года назад

      That's so stupid LOL!

  • @gbear1030
    @gbear1030 6 лет назад +847

    Do we get crack at the end ?.. Lmfao 😂🤣

  • @JadedWarlock
    @JadedWarlock 3 года назад +88

    We will never get entertainment like this ever again.
    This saddens me.

  • @romeomazibuko3035
    @romeomazibuko3035 5 лет назад +221

    😂 "we had crack piled this high, I had a heart attack"

    • @251to502
      @251to502 4 года назад +4

      Oh it was piled high alright 😂

  • @ceofounder
    @ceofounder 5 лет назад +357

    Dave Chapelle is an absolute comedic genius!

    • @marlanaferro1481
      @marlanaferro1481 3 года назад +1

      Cute pup 💗💗💗

    • @ceofounder
      @ceofounder 3 года назад +6

      @@marlanaferro1481
      Thank you so much.
      She went to heaven
      on September 16th.
      She was an awesome and loyal dog/companion.
      Honestly and with all due respect; she was more of a humanitarian than most human beings!

    • @marlanaferro1481
      @marlanaferro1481 3 года назад +5

      @@ceofounder I'm sorry for your loss 💜

  • @globoi1714
    @globoi1714 5 лет назад +127

    "how can you sleep while high on crack" lol I'm done 😅😂

  • @lilblankiesama269
    @lilblankiesama269 6 лет назад +1815

    Tyrone the crackhead has more friends than I do.

    • @hugonongbri8100
      @hugonongbri8100 6 лет назад +53

      Then you should be a crackhead too

    • @bismarkadu8799
      @bismarkadu8799 6 лет назад +16

      @@hugonongbri8100 man you are mean.LMAO

    • @AnnieCP
      @AnnieCP 5 лет назад +11

      Jose Bonilla you need some crack

    • @gummybear9466
      @gummybear9466 5 лет назад +10

      Better start smoking crack..lol

    • @thewizardofoz511
      @thewizardofoz511 4 года назад +10

      LOL well you're probably a good person but they are way more drug addicts and Shady people out there then the good ones but trust me there are also good people out here in the world as well!.. Shady people have no problem being your friend as long as they know you're down to do what they do LOL or if they can get something off of you

  • @ArabellaCharm
    @ArabellaCharm 5 лет назад +333

    "I ain't do that Rhonda"

  • @NoiseThatLaughs
    @NoiseThatLaughs 5 лет назад +124

    It takes him so long to accept the fact that there's no crack at the meeting.😂

  • @ahameed05
    @ahameed05 6 лет назад +45

    15 years later and this is still hilarious! Dave and his writers did their thing!😀

  • @gutterbois
    @gutterbois 6 лет назад +2081

    I think the most interesting fact is he's wearing a Whitney Houston shirt 🤔

    • @theephantommenace
      @theephantommenace 6 лет назад +62

      Predictive programming?

    • @couzyk6728
      @couzyk6728 6 лет назад +30

      ha ha ha!!! just noticed

    • @KnowledgeSeeker78491
      @KnowledgeSeeker78491 5 лет назад +38

      No I think Jamie Foxx and other comedians had already called her drug use

    • @piiweepiggy9775
      @piiweepiggy9775 5 лет назад +67

      Everyone in the Hollywood industry knows all these secrets for a long time before it becomes public. For some reason they only speak out when it comes out to the public years later.
      Edit: well some of them give us clues but we just bypass it.

    • @mybullzhurtfrumfawkinurmum3387
      @mybullzhurtfrumfawkinurmum3387 5 лет назад +16

      RIP Whitney

  • @geovanyjuarez6728
    @geovanyjuarez6728 6 лет назад +236

    "I don't do drugs... what you tell em" ,"we get crack at the end" 😂😂😂

    • @BravoJr1987
      @BravoJr1987 3 года назад +4

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @michaelsargent8642
      @michaelsargent8642 2 года назад

      As someone who's been in this frame of mind it's how we think

  • @JabroneyDirt
    @JabroneyDirt 4 года назад +262

    Even though only two seasons long, this is still the best sketch comedy show ever made. I can't think of a bad episode, honestly

    • @AP-dn5si
      @AP-dn5si 2 года назад +7

      Wrong dude that would be in living color probably before your time

    • @SLAYERSWINE1
      @SLAYERSWINE1 2 года назад +2

      Brilliant show. I'd defer to say it is up there with Mr. Show with Bob & David, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Kids in the Hall, SCTV, &
      early years of SNL.

    • @Decibel_DJing
      @Decibel_DJing 2 года назад +2

      What about key and Peele?

    • @AP-dn5si
      @AP-dn5si 2 года назад

      What if Steven Spielberg said he would only use a white actors in the lead then what you'll be crying is racism and you know it

    • @TONYBOYY1
      @TONYBOYY1 2 года назад +1

      @@Decibel_DJing They were copying the Chappell show, Dave talks about that.

  • @jaycee0614
    @jaycee0614 5 лет назад +44

    Those dance moves at :30 brought real tears to my eyes man 😂😂😂😂

  • @Quakerman14
    @Quakerman14 6 лет назад +259

    My favorite line from the entire series "I AIN'T DO THAT RHONDA!!!"

    • @GangeHrolfr
      @GangeHrolfr 5 лет назад +9

      lmaaaaoo i was just thinkin the same shit just cracked me up right now boy i tell ya what, dave a genius for centuries to come

    • @melaniemoroz5077
      @melaniemoroz5077 3 года назад +12

      the way he says RHONDA and looks at her takes me out

    • @spitfirestake54
      @spitfirestake54 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @YoureTerminatedFckr
      @YoureTerminatedFckr 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same lol, lives rent free in my head

  • @brian102024
    @brian102024 7 лет назад +1325

    AND I SHALT SMOKETH IT LMAO

    • @toddtoure7041
      @toddtoure7041 6 лет назад

      Vincent Moreta hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!!!!

    • @mikemaceda3222
      @mikemaceda3222 6 лет назад +1

      Vincent Moreta I didn't know I was deaf 😒😑

    • @jonw7538
      @jonw7538 6 лет назад +12

      you can hear the comments? you must be on crack

    • @ocho5292
      @ocho5292 6 лет назад +2

      I read this right when he said it lol

    • @NostalgiaPodcastwithAmiel
      @NostalgiaPodcastwithAmiel 6 лет назад

      Vincent Moreta for real though lol

  • @beezy364
    @beezy364 6 лет назад +346

    Lmao that scream he does when studying.

  • @armandocervantes6291
    @armandocervantes6291 5 лет назад +107

    "Then I'm on my way to recovery Rhonda! And that wasn't me Rhonda" "Go to the Bathroom!"

  • @tedrien
    @tedrien 4 года назад +277

    But he really flushed himself down the toilet to escape. I’m done.

    • @normairizarryni
      @normairizarryni 4 года назад +19

      He went to the ministry of magic.

    • @thesandboxchannel9337
      @thesandboxchannel9337 4 года назад +10

      So what if Tyrone is Mario and the mushrooms are crack?

    • @mrgirthy2111
      @mrgirthy2111 3 года назад +5

      Like super mario haha, super tryone😁

  • @mikey_gc8
    @mikey_gc8 6 лет назад +1278

    This is the best thing to happen to the new year.

    • @daddy4164
      @daddy4164 6 лет назад +6

      DIRT over TARMAC No it isn't just comedy central trying to pimp Dave

    • @mikey_gc8
      @mikey_gc8 6 лет назад +13

      Daddy I see why you say that, truly. I’m just so weak for Daves’s legendary sketches though lol

    • @Toyota4Life
      @Toyota4Life 6 лет назад

      But yet your still racist to black people but love these shows

    • @mikey_gc8
      @mikey_gc8 6 лет назад +5

      Toyota4Life who tf are you talking to?

    • @Malpercio97
      @Malpercio97 6 лет назад +4

      King Savage Sit down and get out

  • @luckap79
    @luckap79 7 лет назад +2350

    Key and peele ain’t got shit on The og

    • @justinpettit3432
      @justinpettit3432 7 лет назад +36

      LUCKY Facts

    • @christopherrembert6356
      @christopherrembert6356 6 лет назад +64

      LUCKY You've obviously never seen Slave Audition, African Warlord, Gay Marriage, Substitute Teacher or Pegasus, skits.

    • @luckap79
      @luckap79 6 лет назад +116

      christopher rembert trash

    • @Adiossean
      @Adiossean 6 лет назад +127

      christopher rembert I've seen those and they aren't as good as Dave

    • @dreray4077
      @dreray4077 6 лет назад +81

      lol I have, There great, But they dont beat Chappelles show in ANY way shape or form.

  • @Jay-zd9qs
    @Jay-zd9qs 6 лет назад +822

    is anthrax bad?!
    my soul evaporated

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 5 лет назад +17

      Cimajé Horace “yes Tyrone. And if it fell into the wrong hands it could be big trouble.”

    • @Pennylarcenee
      @Pennylarcenee 5 лет назад +39

      I got that Anthrax baby! And it’s da BOMB!-$60!

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 5 лет назад +5

      “If that man hadn’t turned you in, it would have been a disaster.”

    • @fuzzydunlop1753
      @fuzzydunlop1753 5 лет назад +8

      Also how he wears the post office hat on top of his normal hat lmao.

    • @DanielNowell
      @DanielNowell 4 года назад +1

      @Blood Beryl are you all good

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 4 года назад +51

    *Love or hate Tyrone, the man survived anthrax that he thought was cocaine because his crack powers were strong enough to save him from lethal poisoning and flushed himself down a toilet.*

  • @mattienorml349
    @mattienorml349 3 года назад +89

    "Ya'll act like crack is so bad" Said every crackhead ever.........

    • @dimitrisolejak26
      @dimitrisolejak26 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/D-THhAW4MWk/видео.html
      vancouver now has free drug giveaways

  • @columbusstmaniacks1017
    @columbusstmaniacks1017 6 лет назад +423

    "OK LOCK THE DOOR GOOD IDEA!!"

  • @DVRcoxa
    @DVRcoxa 6 лет назад +81

    “Do we get crack at the end?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 5 лет назад +68

    Lmao. Tyrone is so funny with so many hilarious lines.
    “You Benedict Arnolds!”
    “Are we getting crack at the end?”
    “I don’t know any Tyrone! Now get out of the car Rhonda!”
    “I’m getting a restraining order on you, Rob!”
    “I’m going to recovery Rhonda!”
    XD

    • @melaniemoroz5077
      @melaniemoroz5077 3 года назад +2

      the way he says RHONDA takes me out every time

  • @pjedwards
    @pjedwards 3 года назад +15

    Anybody notice at 4:52 he selling a middle eastern man “the bomb” 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @ps4online
    @ps4online 7 лет назад +257

    Its about fucking time y'all uploaded his clips.... I always searched for these

    • @jonw7538
      @jonw7538 6 лет назад +2

      you could have downloaded the episodes all this time ...it's 2018 how do you not know how to get media

    • @ps4online
      @ps4online 6 лет назад +1

      Jon W who said I didn't you dumb fuck? Yeah ok.

    • @ps4online
      @ps4online 6 лет назад

      Jon W you have one subscriber in 2018! A great example of what your year is gonna be like

    • @Darealmenxce
      @Darealmenxce 6 лет назад +2

      Thrilla In Manila ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh big diss😂😂😂

    • @traciemartin3785
      @traciemartin3785 6 лет назад

      Thrilla In Manila I have also! 😊😊

  • @duhhsaurus
    @duhhsaurus 6 лет назад +77

    Everytime I hear the name Rhonda I always hear, "And that wasn't me, Rhonda!"

  • @NotDirtMcgurt
    @NotDirtMcgurt 7 лет назад +755

    Peanut butter and crack sandwich

    • @DonutVIP
      @DonutVIP 6 лет назад +20

      Chappell the king of comedy, sorry but no sorry Kevin hart is good but he didn't come around when Dave was here

    • @michellegriff13
      @michellegriff13 6 лет назад

      Gas the Commies Hilarious but I seriously wanted to vomit from the memories of friends mixing shit into pb or jam......ugh, omg!

    • @michellegriff13
      @michellegriff13 6 лет назад +2

      King Savage KH is funny, but Chappelle literally opened the door to some politically incorrect, jaw dropping, comedy that aired on a cable network that was came with practically everyone's cable TV subscriptions so no one was left out, so to speak. This show aired and cancelled at just the right time. ....Chappelle knew what he was doing ; )

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 6 лет назад +5

      King Savage You smoking them rocks if you actually saying Kevin is better

    • @warske07
      @warske07 6 лет назад +1

      Sammich

  • @donaldwhiteheadjr1694
    @donaldwhiteheadjr1694 5 лет назад +40

    I lost it when Tyrone said I didn't do that Rhonda and said I getting a restraining Order against you Rob also when Tyrone Said I would Never carjack That Ugly ass Car

  • @JohnWilliams-gp6ec
    @JohnWilliams-gp6ec 5 лет назад +45

    You didnt get your invitation to the party? Oh, Rob, you should have seen it. We had a pile of crack this high. I had a heart attack.

  • @aaronwoodard1749
    @aaronwoodard1749 6 лет назад +803

    $450,000 Crack Party

  • @sarahc7705
    @sarahc7705 Год назад +15

    As a recovering alcoholic and addict … this is absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryankines9407
    @ryankines9407 4 года назад +47

    At the beginning, after he says "did I miss the 5 o clock free crack giveaway?" He says "yeah that's it, lock the door...." I lost it 🤣🤷‍♂️

  • @YouTellMe77
    @YouTellMe77 5 лет назад +31

    As an Arab, I peed my pants when he was trying to sell the Anthrax to that Arab man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bobsmoot8454
    @bobsmoot8454 Год назад +7

    Dave has so many great characters and he really gets into the nuances of each one to the hilt, thanks Dave

  • @devanteconnor4470
    @devanteconnor4470 6 лет назад +47

    Best comedy show to ever come out

  • @georgevargas9832
    @georgevargas9832 6 лет назад +124

    For real though. Doesn’t anyone think that Key & Peele is trying too hard to top off Dave? They both are great comedians, but credit should go where credit is due...
    Dave is a genius in explaining social “norms”, racial profiling, racial discrimination, and intellectual scenarios through the power of comedy. He literally nails it and shocks people with the truth. It’s so good because the sketches are relatable to a degree and we can ALL understand it. He answers a lot of “what if” type questions and doesn’t disappoint his audience, even if it goes too far lol.
    From someone that lives in the DMV,
    Thank you Dave.

    • @terencegraham5098
      @terencegraham5098 6 лет назад +4

      George Vargas there will never be another Dave Chapelle. No one can top his comedy not even key and peele

    • @84blizzle
      @84blizzle 6 лет назад +19

      I really never felt Key and Peele show was anything like Dave's.... other than the fact that it's sketch comedy.

    • @landynhanel1416
      @landynhanel1416 6 лет назад

      George Vargas o

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 6 лет назад +1

      Nickelodeon live action sitcoms are more subtle than Key and Peele.

    • @kaneonsweets45
      @kaneonsweets45 6 лет назад

      George Vargas Dave said , that key and peele stole my acts

  • @patrick74444
    @patrick74444 6 лет назад +347

    We get crack in the end? Lol

  • @tonysmith7718
    @tonysmith7718 Год назад +7

    I can't hear the name Rhonda without thinking of this sketch. LOL

  • @TRUTHHURTS1.
    @TRUTHHURTS1. 5 лет назад +79

    That wasn't me Rhonda🤣🤣🤣/I'm getting a restraining order on you Rob😭😭😭, Super Funny ✌️, Blessings Dave

  • @qadriyyahking651
    @qadriyyahking651 6 лет назад +70

    "I'm here for the same reason you is man, I want some crack...crack !!" " Did I miss the 5:00 free crack giveaway ?"
    CLASSIC STRAIGHT COMEDY! !!!!!!!

  • @lavondenson1849
    @lavondenson1849 6 лет назад +112

    Imma get a Restraining order against u...ROB!😂🤣🤣

    • @keithen8708
      @keithen8708 6 лет назад +1

      Lavon Denson 😂😂😂

    • @ahkeelatkins2794
      @ahkeelatkins2794 6 лет назад

      Lavon Denson I was looking at that part when I passed this comment

    • @diannaharriison3243
      @diannaharriison3243 6 лет назад

      Lavon Denson 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @84blizzle
    @84blizzle 7 лет назад +3913

    He tried to sell anthrax to a random middle eastern lol

    • @zissou6928
      @zissou6928 6 лет назад +16

      arabian what?

    • @Besonation
      @Besonation 6 лет назад +34

      That random guy is Pakistani or Afghan not an Arab guy.

    • @abebibiano3149
      @abebibiano3149 6 лет назад +131

      Brian-84blizzle i got that anthrax and its the bomb baby.

    • @akasuki44ify
      @akasuki44ify 6 лет назад +70

      Brian-84blizzle I love how scetch'd out he looked, But was the guy who turned him in. Haha

    • @bigboss6568
      @bigboss6568 6 лет назад +4

      Genius

  • @DeGroatcollision
    @DeGroatcollision 4 года назад +24

    “I’ll get a restraining order against you Rob! “ 🤣😂🤣

  • @Rodskrrt
    @Rodskrrt 2 года назад +7

    “I got that anthrax and it’s the bomb baby” 😂😂

  • @macintalTV
    @macintalTV 6 лет назад +96

    Rhonda Looks Exactly Like Donna Tubbs From the Cleveland Show. She Has The Exact Same Hair And Body lol

  • @EquinoxEmpire
    @EquinoxEmpire 7 лет назад +325

    Chinese riddle for ya

  • @tholo.nkadimeng
    @tholo.nkadimeng 6 лет назад +71

    "And I shout smoketh it"

  • @herbsuperb6034
    @herbsuperb6034 5 дней назад +1

    I have an instant amount of respect for anybody that tries to earn a living through stand-up comedy. It's a tough gig. Those who do it really well are very rare. Dave is among the VERY best. Was such a treat growing up with his work.

  • @BekhamBecky
    @BekhamBecky 4 года назад +20

    The look after he realized he’d been tricked
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @pierrejacksontheplaylist79
    @pierrejacksontheplaylist79 6 лет назад +22

    The part where Tyrone flushes himself down the toilet and he said drugs and alcohol have ruined my life was so funny as heck 😂 I love Dave Chappelle this guy is a funny man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @isaurodominguez6055
    @isaurodominguez6055 5 лет назад +20

    I love Dave Chapelle these were the greatest times of my life I’m 39 years old and it was a privilege to be a part of his shows

  • @saucedupwill
    @saucedupwill 6 лет назад +117

    Best comedian of all time....

    • @Toyota4Life
      @Toyota4Life 6 лет назад +2

      WillTrill TV yup. Black people are the funniest people on earth

    • @patricksmith7492
      @patricksmith7492 6 лет назад

      Him and Chris Rock

    • @geewhiz23
      @geewhiz23 6 лет назад

      I met Dave, awesome dude!

    • @pamelablanford6255
      @pamelablanford6255 6 лет назад

      Ughhh nooo Richard Pryor is the greatest comediAn of all times..but Chappell is mad funny

    • @CEOTOON
      @CEOTOON 5 лет назад

      Pamela Blanford false Bernie mac is good try tho

  • @ashleywilliams872
    @ashleywilliams872 10 месяцев назад +2

    “And I shall smoketh it” we will never have another Dave Chapelle😂😂

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 4 года назад +11

    Isiah Whitlock (the actor who played the postal worker) is the best thing about this skit. He's a great actor. I still remember his role on "Law and Order", where he played one of the most chilling killers the series ever had.

    • @Luigiman2911
      @Luigiman2911 2 года назад +5

      and Clay Davis SHIEEETTTTT!

  • @calebpogue8532
    @calebpogue8532 7 лет назад +120

    @ 1:10 a poster in the background says “ don’t flush your life away”. Foreshadowing

    • @UnapologeticallyWoke
      @UnapologeticallyWoke 6 лет назад +4

      turn down 50 million to keep your manhood and end up with your manhood and 60 million. The hell u say.

    • @user-xk5ft2dy3x
      @user-xk5ft2dy3x 6 лет назад +2

      Lavtrabia Lawson huh

    • @jennalyn6704
      @jennalyn6704 6 лет назад +3

      Lavtrabia Lawson he's talking about the clip not his actual life

    • @jennalyn6704
      @jennalyn6704 6 лет назад

      Caleb Pogue hahahahahahah🤣😂🤣 damn good eye.. I would have never caught that. That's really funny they have that poster behind him

  • @michellegriff13
    @michellegriff13 6 лет назад +167

    That's a Chinese riddle for ya!2:18 "I didn't do that Rhonda"....... Loved this show!!!!!!!

    • @jaylance2560
      @jaylance2560 6 лет назад +1

      Michelle Griffin😂😂😂😂

    • @michellegriff13
      @michellegriff13 6 лет назад +4

      Jay Lance He would never carjack Rhonda's ugly ass car! Hahaaaaaaaaa. .......@ 2:29 when he looks at Rob????!!!!!!!

    • @jaylance2560
      @jaylance2560 6 лет назад +1

      Michelle Griffin i love that part lmao

    • @jaylance2560
      @jaylance2560 6 лет назад +1

      Michelle Griffin your beautiful btw 😍😍😍😍😍

    • @michellegriff13
      @michellegriff13 6 лет назад +1

      Jay Lance I see you are into LB.....I love 50 and Buck like a fat kid love cake but Lloyd puts it down on some of the earlier mixtapes like Automatic Gunfire.

  • @EmpireMG
    @EmpireMG 6 лет назад +39

    One of the best shows ever lol

  • @shomig.274
    @shomig.274 5 лет назад +13

    " How can you sleep, if you high on crack.?" Lmao

  • @CausalityLoop
    @CausalityLoop 5 лет назад +66

    Drugs metaphorically flushed his life down the toilet, as represented by the reverse metaphor of Mr. Biggums literally flushing himself down a toilet. Dave Chappelle is a rhetorical and philosophical artisan.

    • @corneliussnow3491
      @corneliussnow3491 4 года назад +9

      😒😒😒 how long did it take you to compose this "genius" resolution.
      A crackhead flushes himself down the toilet. "HE'S SO DEEEEP!! UGH, THE METAPHORS!! IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS IN AVANT GUARD, LIBERAL ARTS SCHOOL, FILM PROJECT. It's a sign of the times...but before our time. Cause Dave is...ahead of his time...so genius! And so am I for realizing it! I bet scholars will be studying my analytical thoughts, in PDF essay format, for generations to come!!!"....
      Ok I'm done ranting now. Sorry about that, just felt like it needed to be said.

    • @crankymcgee
      @crankymcgee 3 года назад +2

      @@corneliussnow3491 LOL that guy seems pretentious as fuck

    • @frankbasile3662
      @frankbasile3662 2 года назад +2

      @@corneliussnow3491 Perfect response to that comment of nonsense..

    • @JohnDoe-pd4jo
      @JohnDoe-pd4jo 2 года назад

      Idiots just hating. That was genius you bozos.

  • @EricOWilliam
    @EricOWilliam 6 лет назад +27

    And that wasn't me Rhonda 😂😂😂

  • @garima-ologist
    @garima-ologist 5 лет назад +20

    I fail even to imagine the amount of pressure they put on him to make him snap and quit in his prime.It's sad not to see him around but it tells a lot about him.A true legend all the way.

  • @johnschroeder7845
    @johnschroeder7845 6 лет назад +5

    Dave chappelle is ridiculously funny and talented he can make anything funny . The man will go down in history as one of the greatest comedians of all time

  • @JeremyMYG
    @JeremyMYG 4 года назад +17

    My man flushed himself down the toilet. I totally forgot about that. I’m dead. 🤣🤣

  • @changodelux69
    @changodelux69 5 лет назад +23

    "I ain't do that, RHONDA!!"

  • @Chocolatetv2011
    @Chocolatetv2011 6 лет назад +256

    Classic! This is when comedy Central was genius..WHO REMEMBERS CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH???😂😂😂

    • @hakimgillard3893
      @hakimgillard3893 6 лет назад +18

      Mercedes Pettiford that was on mtv

    • @84blizzle
      @84blizzle 6 лет назад +7

      That's Mtv

    • @sengler1991
      @sengler1991 6 лет назад +3

      That was mtv

    • @freddref6850
      @freddref6850 6 лет назад +2

      Comedy Central is the reason Dave's show ended. They wanted to water it down to make it marketable to a wider audience, so Dave shut it down.

    • @kevinlau2041
      @kevinlau2041 6 лет назад

      Mercedes Pettiford 😛🎾

  • @raspberrian
    @raspberrian 6 лет назад +58

    I love his heart necklace ❤️

  • @naybkorhk40djosh21
    @naybkorhk40djosh21 7 лет назад +114

    Man I miss this so much

    • @Toyota4Life
      @Toyota4Life 6 лет назад

      Joshua Piper are you black?

    • @naybkorhk40djosh21
      @naybkorhk40djosh21 6 лет назад +1

      Toyota4Life yeah

    • @naybkorhk40djosh21
      @naybkorhk40djosh21 6 лет назад

      King Savage hell naw keV hart is corny af he only funny cause he makes jokes about being short

    • @samanthamccallum13
      @samanthamccallum13 6 лет назад

      Me too...came out when I was high school and we were loving it.

  • @ItsDaz_duh
    @ItsDaz_duh 8 месяцев назад +2

    “And I am on my way to recovery Rhonda! And that wasn’t me Rhonda!!”
    😂😂😂

  • @paulrossander3700
    @paulrossander3700 2 года назад +7

    Now this actually happening

  • @K-Boogie7999
    @K-Boogie7999 6 лет назад +33

    “I shalt smoketh it”

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 2 года назад +27

    That Chinese riddle line is far funnier to me than it probably should be

  • @jayzell99
    @jayzell99 6 лет назад +120

    I just peeped that "The Wire" joke at 2:42 lol

  • @DrocanisSun
    @DrocanisSun 5 лет назад +12

    2:12 "...that's impossible Rhonda, how can you sleep when you're high on crack! It's a chinese riddle for you!" LOL!

  • @a4channoob
    @a4channoob 3 года назад +9

    5:50 nobody going to mention how Comedy Central put there logo up perfect on the toilet bowl?

  • @larrymcjones
    @larrymcjones 6 лет назад +90

    Holy shit is that clay Davis from the wire in the jean jacket? "He's always late" guy