Johnny Depp Can't Stop Being Savage in Court! (Part 3)
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Johnny Depp cant stop being hilarious in court! (Part 3) this is the start of another week!
Edited Highlights from Day 10 of Johnny Depps Defamation Trial! witness makes johnny burst out laughing! I know why he's laughing... because hes winning! 😁
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Thanks for the patience everyone, sorry for the shorter part!
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Bless you!! Seriously!
@@beckagrace7499 bless you too! ♡
Best clips on the internet. Keep them coming. Great work!
@@OneSmellyTaco thank you!
Easily the funniest Court footage I've ever seen. I wasn't expecting the parts to keep coming but here we are 🤣 and there's more to come. I can't wait to see if you do Amber on the stand. She herself won't be funny but I bet there's some HILARIOUS shit, literally, to come when she takes the stand. It's today I think she going on the stand but she might back out yet
Amber: *extremely serious trying not to laugh*
Johnny: "It's alpaca day"
Lol she's a fucking narcissist, when people screamed at her she didn't even care about the context and thought they were 'cheering' for her. That's why she said thank you
@Liya Club deez nuts are here
@Liya Club this is a testicular disaster
@Liya Club Im sorry but you have to be separated from your balls
I don't know why, I laughed too hard at that
The judge here kinda sounds like she really wants to leave the courthouse for a drink. A very long drink. To be honest I can’t blame her because this stuff is comedy gold.
She wants a Mega Pint of wine🍷
Someone get that woman a mega pint
I feel like the judge just wants this to be over so she can get drunk with Depp.
she really wants that mega pint of wine
She will take vacation after this lol
"Amber, why'd you poop on the bed???????" Every time she goes in or out of the courthouse! PRICELESS!!!!!!
Poetic justice.
@@John_Connor556 poo-etic justice
@@acemosis poo-ethic x)
I can't help but laugh every single time I see that clip because of the beeeeeed part! 🤣🤣🤣
@nki amber is that you?
I love how the public hated on Amber, but cheered joyfully for Johnny! Johnny even is he loses this case, still wins!
I would like subtitles please can anyone speak crazy yelling people?
The public opinion actually matters nothing. If he's a wife beater it costs him $120 million.
@@kieranberryman984 cool story.
@@kieranberryman984 Pretty sure he is not a wife beater. So dont worry. If they all wouldnt have access to So much money and good lawyers the Audio of amber where she admits that she started the fights "who will believe you", would be enough. Also the fact that there are Photos of a beaten up Johnny but not of a beaten up amber. Sorry for my english
For real! She sounded like she said "thank you!" After they yelled to her.... but I don't think they were saying anything nice lol
Bro's career took hits, his wallet has taken a hit, his pride, his ego... And he still stopped outside the court to thank the people who support him. That's a good man.
Good man, good pirate
100% !!!! Nailed it in one.
@@kittipittsuensilpong4894 it ruins me how I’m turning 20 & haven’t watched not one pirates of the Caribbean movie
@@02baby_ There's always time, I'm only 16 but haven't watched a single movie either.
@@chilfghfh1949 you guys are lucky i wish i could watch it all again without knowing the plot. its really good!
Jokes aside, Amber's lawyer are definitely certified lawyers, but the more I watch the case, the more I convinced myself that Amber actually got this guy from the Dollar Store.
I've been in the legal field for over 20 years as a military and civilian paralegal.
Her attorneys are.....interesting.
Yeah the attorney is not that good in that case but we have to remember that it's a really tough case and trying to defend Amber is really hard when you have not even a single proof that what she's saying is true so the attorney can't do anything lol
Objection, that's heresay.
I'd say Wish.
@@mathislopez4462 fr, this guy is just trying his best to get that paycheck lol
I love that Johnny didn’t lose his sense of humor. The looks on his face when Amber or her team say something stupid is priceless. Johnny has a great team and they seem like they all really care about each other. Johnny has already won in my eyes. Men can be victims too.
Thank you so much for your love
100% men can be victims too. I'm so glad that all the evidence pointed to her being the psychopath and not Johnny
The difference between 2 legal teams, Johnny's asked and let the witness finish his/her sentence, even let them rephrase. Amber's asked lengthy complex question, end with "correct?/is that right" , hoping to catch people offguard by the ambiguity in the words they used in the question. People can easily see who was trying to unveil the truth to the world and who was trying to cover up the lies.
Amber’s lawyer: asks a question
Witness: **breathes**
Amber’s lawyer: hearsay your honor.
he literally pulled hearsay on answer b4 answer claiming answer will be hearsay 🤣
Amber's lawyer: sir if you could just answer my question. Just answer my question
That was hilarious because he asked that they should answer him fully, but he didn’t even want them to breath air. 😂😭😂😂😂
Amber lawyers objected to their own question.
"the witnessed breathed instead of answering the question!!!"
The old man and his "no's" almost beats out the driving deposition lol. He looks like he is so fucking done with that lawyer and would like to contradict him just to spite him.
AH Atty sounds resentful of the hourly rate of Johnny's CPA...😂🤣😂
He knows the story and can say the no and give a bs justification because turd's lawyer wont let him speak his reason. He's technically not lying under oath as the question is can be opened to interpretation and the yes/no can thus be subjective in certain contexts.
Well it’s just silly. Like anyone can craft a question that makes someone sound like they murder and eat babies for fun if they’re not allowed to provide context. I mean i’m not a lawyer and this is probably routine but it’s so stupid.
you can see that if he sat there for 30 min longer he would just loudly answer and target the shitty lawyer and say he's unprofessional. he was so close to breaking
I let out a small howl each time he said "No". The disdain in his responses was palpable
They are obviously fiddling with Johnny’s patience at this point. They have nothing against his case, so they’re just trying to get a reaction out of him. Bless him for being the bigger person. Love ya Johnny, stay strong.
Imagine asking someone where they're testifying from, them telling you from their home, and then asking where they live at.
"Did you eat something today?"
"Yes, an apple for a snack."
"What kind of food was it?"
"......an apple."
How many apple did you consume?
...one.
The woman with the alpacas looked so wholesome, i hope she is doing well
Really, I'm here for that whole vibe
#itsalpacaday
I know right. I love her
I guess he wasn't allowed but I would have stopped everything to go meet the alpaca
I ship Johnny Depp × Alpaca Lady. It would be the perfect Hollywood ending: to go from a pure evil wife, to a super sweet and nice lady who keeps cuddly alpacas.
“AMBER why the f*** do you gotta POOP on the BEEEEED??” 😂 literally crying right now 😂😂😂😂
Haha! I had to add it at the end too xD
And tried blaming it on her two 3-4 lb Yorkie's. And was caught laughing about it with her sister on the phone.
@@mythoughts6922 maybe they shitted the hell their guts and insides out...
@@mythoughts6922 that poor dog. :DDD
@@AndrewPandrew the best is the *lmao edit from the guard
Connolly is so on point 😂 Had me rolling in laughter with his responses. Johnny's reactions are just priceless 😂
Love how the lawyers of amber ask johnny about things that don't even have to do anything with the case. And the fact that they don't even let anyone explain anything is just hilarious!
To be fair, if you're being asked very strict questions during cross examination, you should give strict, concise answers. Cross ex isn't really where you explain further unless you're giving a clarification.
@@hookoffthejab1 maybe, but for sure lawyers should really really learn how to read the room. Beign a complete ass*ole an disrespectful towards an elderly man did not look good at all. You don't have to be a jerk to be effective in cross. Well, what a good lawyer would like AH as a client after all.
johnny’s lawyers barely have to do anything to win. amber’s lawyers are winning the case for them. it’s hilarious.
The great part is ambers going to have to pay for all of the lawyers fees lol
The lady lawyer seems to like him 😅
I’m going to laugh so damn hard if he loses.I’m coin back to this comment 😂 😂 😂
@@brendaspence1824 yeah i dont think the one telling the truth would lose, but again its America so idk
@ronza 3 no
“What would you like for lunch?”
“I’d like-“
“Objection heresy”
Although you may have meant hearsay, heresy also works very well!!! 😂
@@essiebod8107 The witness is acting disgracefully towards God, m'Lord!
Probably the trial if it was taken in 1710s or something.
@@essiebod8107 oops
It'd be more "Well, he suggested I-"
"Objection, hearsay."
@@essiebod8107 i can confirm that youtubes automatically generated subtitles do say "heresy" sometimes :D
5:50
Look at Johnny’s face when rottenborn is asking “And Mr depp was trying to urinate in the foyer wasn’t he”
it wasn't rottenborn it was that stupid lawyer who objected to his own question
I love how respectful and fair the judge is being 🥰🥰🥰
I love that the witness, when badgered about his answers being too lengthy, starts just answering “no” to all of the lawyers questions.
He was clearly getting fed up with this as much as anyone else if he wants full anwsers he gets this kinda response.
@Liya Club one more copy and we will ask Heard to shit on your bed.
it's because the lawyer was asking questions with terminology that wasn't defined. because of that the guy on the stand could essentially answer the question in any way he wanted and you could never prove it wasn't to the best of his ability. guy on the stand was being really smart
@Liya Club You’re almost as bad as amber’s legal team. Gtfo.
This is how the psycologist handled it though, and exactly how it should be handled. Unless What the laywer says is 100% correct you just say no and then leave him to ask follow ups. The times when he says "well yes but your saying this part wrong". No, just say no. As you say though, he got better near the end.
its funny how Amber Turd's lawyers are questioning every single thing that has no relation to the case
Ikr....💀
Because they are spinning their own narrative…and frankly they are doing a terrible job. Only thing they are good at is looking like aggressive bullies that cut everyone off. Well that and making a chair squeak. 100% nailed the squeaky chair thing.
@@ArinSauls But... I thought her lawyer said old mate was the one spinning a narrative? I wonder if he knows the definition, it might surprise him.
Lol love the name
All while "trying to respect the court's time" by not letting witnesses tell *the whole truth.*
"I'm testifying from my home, Essex UK" Attorney: "And where do you live?" The deductive skills are through the roof.
yes through the roof of his brain that it didnt even fall back down inside him
1. That is how court works no matter how stupid it sounds for you
2. He can own a house in Essex and live in a different country.
@@AAA-kr7nh truth. Still fun though^^
"NO" I find this man so funny. So straightforward and doesn't try to expand at all. Gotta love it!
Amber's lawyers: Bad guy say what?
Johnny: What???
Amber's lawyer: WE GOT HIM YOUR HONOR!
@toty m that's hearsay
🤣
Sadly it's fake.
@@chillboyo6829 why is that sad?
at this point, i honestly wouldnt be surprised if they pulled this 🤣
Heard's Lawyer: "Objection, murder."
Depp's lawyer: "Murder?"
Heard's lawyer: "He's killing my case."
@Don't click profile photo Understood
@Don't click profile photo we have meet again
Depp throws her into the fire like the end of sweeney todd
Damn bots, this was just a funny comment god damn
This comment has to be the best one 😂😂😂😭
I love how the older man kept his answers so short that the attorney couldn't object
2:32
That little look said so much. Just the mutual look of "This frickin' guy..🙄😆"
It's so satisfying to see how everyone stands behind Johnny, cheering him up and being rude to Amber. I could watch this all day.
I hope she doesnt expect this all to go away after the trial. No one will want to talk to her without a lawyer or a voice recorder at least.
Same 😂🫰🏼💖
Dude watch the trial tmr holy it’s gonna be good it’s johnnys time and oufff I feel like he’s gonna crush amber
@@paulmurgatroyd6372 especially if you share muffins with Amber
@ronza 3 RUclips need to do something about those bots
I still can’t believe that there is an actual lawyer who’s real name is “Rottenborn”.
it's so ridiculously fitting too lmfaoooo
There are probably a lot of lawyers named Rottenborn. He just didn't change his name like the others. He's embracing it.
@@pdrey100 Gotta hope he's unironically planned to do it this way to lose the case cause he deep inside hates amber.
I thought Depp was making fun of him but by the way he mentions that name and not many others might as well be evidence he does find it funny
That name is literally something out of Ace attorney game
Like a pun of sort
It's too ironic to be a real name
Just imagine how it feels for Johnny depp to know he still has his fans on his side so he didnt lose everything...
No way in hell Heard's lawyers ever get hired again after this circus case XD
There's just something so wholesome about watching people cheer for him, because he's not just a victim, he's brought joy to most people through his roles and acting. Hope he wins this trial, and may luck be on his side.
@@zenixphoenix4914 Bet the alpaca industry is going to take a huge uptick. Johnny should be getting a huge Christmas card from the alpaca owners association. Watch someone send one to Amber's home with a sign saying c/o J. Depp.
@Liya Club ? WTF
@@themordekaiser5002 wtf is what
and honestly hes also setting a great example for men who are actually abused by women. the court has mostly seen women being abused, therefore believe that men could never get abused, which is not true, since when a human is bad it doesnt matter if they are a man or a woman.
@@cobyloby1482 A bot, stop clicking the links.
Lol the old man with glasses was done with the attorney so much he was like “I’ll give a taste of your own medicine! I’m gonna say no to everything now you little-!”😂🤣
The only replies you got are spam, I feel bad for ya friend. And yeah I felt bad for the guy, they never let him say anything past the bare minimum.
i dont know who that witness was..but he is a legend!
I know he a lawyer but that was rather rude talking over someone
@@brittanysegraves511 yep that’s why he was treated so coldly by the witness 😂
I like how when amber walked out and Johnny fans say ( go to hell, you poop face, I hate you ) but when Johnny came out they said ( we love you, we miss you, let’s win the fight). Hahah
"where are you testifying from at the moment"
"From home, Essex UK"
*"And where do you live"*
"From where are you testifying?"
"From _home_ , Essex UK."
"And where do you live?"
I have a very hard time believing that this man got his degree in a legitimate way.
lol seriously :D every time amber's lawyers open their mouth they say one stupid thing or another
Who in their right mind would touch this case with a ten foot pole from the opposing side of Depp its basically career suicide, he clearly has a few mental challenges just leave the guy alone :(
Expect more of this as meritocracy dies in the marxist ideological purge.
they just dont listen dude
@@mraziz0988 i mean it IS their job so they kinda don’t have a choice
If they do bad they ain’t gonna get paid and i think they know who gonna win anyway so they just wanna get paid
I love how the only way this guy can "win" is by taking things out if context and by shutting down any attempt to explain something
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@@AxxLAfriku Dam, forgot you existed until I saw this comment.
@@AxxLAfriku lmao get owned
@@justinmcgough3958 damn yeah, just ruined my holidays
This is so annoying, the only answers allowed in this **** are yes or no
I love the witness that kept saying "No" with a fed up face🤣
No one:
Johnny depp: *has a bowel movement*
Rottenborn: OBJECTION! HEARSAY!
I really hope that whoever said “WHY YOU GOTTA POOP ON THE BED” gets a full interview on Good Morning America and a role in the next Johnny Depp film, cause I have never laughed that hard in a while 😂😂😂😂😂
Coming soon to a south park episode perhaps :)
@@maxsjostrand2219 YES I cannot WAIT for comedy central to get there hands on this (Also Imagine if they actually got Johnny to play himself on the show that would be LEGENDARY)
The passion with which she screamed that is infectious 🤣
"WHY YOU GOTTA POOP ON THE BED!?"
*"HEY! YOU TRY HOLDING YOUR SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO FREAKING **_JOHNNY DEPP!"_*
I mean it’s Johnny fucking depp I would shit myself if I was in his presence I can she how this could be pressure for amber poor lady can’t even hold her shit together with her ex being next to you 🤣
That whole peepee thing is comedy gold. The reactions of the witness, even his comedic timing is on point with the “no”,the laughable objection.
@Bella bro stop
“Did mr. Depp… peepee and perhaps attempted to go poopoo?”
“… wha-“
“There’s a bit of evidence that he had to go peepee so Mr. Depp unceremoniously took out his weenie with pride so he could go peepee. There was a possibility he attempted to poopoo.”
@@chimedemon "No"
"peepee" cringe
Connoley’s timing, intonation and comic timing are very Scottish traits.
His last comment that Depp just wanted to say his peace, is inaccurate, as in Scots it would mean he just wanted to say his part, his words, his explanation; his statement.
Another direct translation could be he just wanted to say his sandwich.
Ah, the uk and the two countries divided by the same language!
See yon jack in the box…he needs tae open his lugs and no his mooth for a bit, and we might hear the truth.
The repost of ..I think I might have noticed….is class Scots put-down of a stupid question, especially recognisable if you can spot the momentary suppressed smirk before he replies.
Class!
Cackling at the captions they put next to johnnys lawyers “hands off! Only I rub johnnys shoulder!” with the death glare when she turns around 🤣🤣
"Lawyer"- Any question possibly known to man
Old Guy- *pause* no
This trial has really shown what a lot of us have always suspected, Amber was jealous of Johnny so she made all of this up, Even worse she thought because she's a woman she was going to get it easy
@scale spammer
This trial shown how much of a 🤡 this lawyer is.
And she did, at first. All those enabler should be dragged to jail along with her.
Most of all it shows the whole world what a hilarious court system the USA has. It's so funny! You can't be real about that!
So true. Seriously she has issues. like obsessed with him. So I am I and I watching him on Tv. I feel like I know him. 😍 I wouldn't abuse him I would kill him with kindness. .
"Where are you testifying from?"
"My home. Essex. UK."
"And where do you live?"
What the hell? That is a lawyer? Like an actual college educated lawyer??
Was he expecting the dude to go "Oh sorry Mr Lawyer, Town Cottage 1234, Avenue Drive, PO57 C0D3, Essex, UK." And doxx himself??
As you can see he has no brain.
The Lawyer: Turns out you don't need one!
@@Roadent1241 hah, "post code" clever
it has to be said for the record, even if its been mentionned before, its stupid, but u gotta show ur boarding pass 20.000 times before boarding a plane as well :/
@@mr.gingerbread1194 Then why don't just ask where he lives? Because, unless I am missing something (don't know squat about US law), where is he testifying from doesn't matter since I've just watched the other bodyguard's testimony and the lawyer didn't ask him that (even though the bodyguard was also on videochat). Only where he lives. And even than he could have phrased that question differently.
You gotta show your boarding pass 20 000 times but to 20 000 different people.
But the way he lights up when he sees his fans. 😍 That man is a gem.
I actually met Johnny when I was 6 not even knowing it was him since there were a lot of Jack sparrow cosplayers one of the best moments of my life so far
"Where are you testifying from at the moment?"
"From Home, Essex, UK"
"And where do you live?"
I know, right? One of those shake your head moments. Repeating the same sh#% over and over just makes them sound dumber in the end.
I'm from Essex. that was funny 🤣
They are so dumb
@@LCx829 lol 😂 I can imagine literally being from the place being talked about might be pretty neat
Where indeed!!! SHERLOCK
I pray to God he wins this case. He is such a good person I don't understand how someone like Amber would want to ruin his life.
Power trip
She never loved him. She want's to ruin him for money. She was only with him for his money the gold digger.
Greed
It doesn't really matter, Johnny's rich either way. If anything, it's about the principle, that Amber's a horrible, abusive person and has gotten away with it her whole life. It's not even about Johnny, he's just the only person her own size who can fight back. Beyond any of that, it's just a clown show. A pair of actors, acting it up and making a joke of the legal system.
They even have the case in a specific state because the laws are ideal. It's all a joke and shows how fucked the legal system is even when you're supposedly the in-group its meant to protect.
She’s female...
Heard opened the doors to at least one of his ex-partners to testify. His lawyer celebration when Heard brought Kate Moss's name was amazing! No doubt he talked to the ladies before all this just in case Heard makes a mistake as that one.
I think there's no way for him to lose this.
This is the best USA produced drama show in the last few years
Honestly dosent matter if he wins or not. Lots of his reputation has been restored at this point. Amber's team was against the case being broadcasted. Johnny's team wanted it to be broadcasted. She just fired her PR team from the bad press apparently. But at this point it dosent matter if he wins the case or loses. He's won everyone's mind and heart.
It will matter if he loses because it’s injustice to him after all he’s been through and how hard AND long he’s been fighting against these accusations. If he doesn’t win, it will just show how much more favorably women are treated in court even if they’re proven abusers. It will prove the bias people have. And I’m sure that winning this will mean a lot to him because it’ll prove to the world, not just us, just how terrible Amber is. In shorter words, he needs to win this and it’ll be bullshit if he doesn’t. He didn’t fight this hard just to lose.
The PA team "🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉"
@@pathetic2399 The thing is it's a defamation case for when AH wrote that article about how much of a victim she was and not about the abuse itself
Defamation case are actually more hard to win at since the proof that has to be produced should be convincing and empirical
But the AH clearly lost her counter sueing of 100 million dollars in JDs 50M $ sue since her lawyers seems to have no lead to work on and most of the evidence she claim to produce has backfired already on her and JD has won over hundreds and millions of hearts already
This a case that is a win for Jhonny since it proved how much of a sweetheart JD is and exposed how much of a turn AH is
@@pathetic2399 - You are 100% CORRECT.
I REALLY DO NOT BELIEVE, it would be a Very Good idea if Johnny doesn’t WIN.
After watching all, HE HAS BEEN PUT THROUGH EMOTIONALLY, PHYSICALLY, and the Mental Abusive as Well, it Will have a lasting effect.
I know, I was in a relationship, like that, You never truly heal from that.
He Deserves to Win, from what He’s been put through.
“JUSTICE FOR JOHNNY” ✊🏼
@@fallzero7304 - She hasn’t showed ANY EVIDENCE.
The Only thing Her Lawyers have Showed is how incompetent They are, and How much of A LIAR AMBER IS, How Psychotic, NARCISSISTIC, MANIPULATIVE, SELFISH, DISRESPECTFUL, and ABUSIVE SHE WAS TOO JOHNNY 🤢😡🤨
“JUSTICE FOR JOHNNY” ♥️
The look on Amber's face walking out that door: "I'm gonna get memed for this for the rest of my life..."
She's going to be famous, all right. Just not in the way she wants! Memes of her will last forever.
Good!
@@whatsanenigma 🤢🤣🤣🤣
Ambers gonna be a laughing stock and piece a crap for the rest of her days
@@whatsanenigma One of the reasons why I love the internet.
Johnny Depp: "The Sky is Blue"
Amber's Lawyers: "OBJECTION, HEARSAY"
"AMBER WHY DO YOU POOP ON THE BED?!?!"
*Johnny arrives*
"JOHNNY WE LOVE YOU"
If he doesn’t win this case I’ll genuinely be surprised. Amber’s lawyer can’t even talk without stuttering lmao 😂
@Liya Club &
Or cutting people off from even being able to speak, especially when Depp is trying to speak.
Is he having a stroke? All he does is stutter when he tries to ask a question
It’s the 2020 election all over again
Pretty sure the fact he object his own line of question is a big red flag that he doesn't have the grasp on the case.
Amber came out smiling expecting a round of applause but instead got “WHY THE F@#$ U GOTTA POOP IN THE BED?!??!”. Serves her right 😂😂
Edit: 8k likes… It’s Alpaca Day
Even she was laughing at herself😂😂😂
@aser m That shit ain't even funny.
@@Ali_2005 😂
"WHY YOU POOP ON THE BED?!"
Because, she kinda is shit. Can't get into bed without getting shit on it
Bruh the lady that screamed that is a legend 🤣
"It's alpaca day!" had me dyingggg. Always gotta love johnny depp💅
I love how laid back Johnny is☺️ he’s a honest man it breaks my heart that someone like Amber has shattered his world.😐
Honestly that lady needs help and her acting career..is just GONE.
I love how, instead of being down about this whole farce, he's having fun with it all.
Taking it like a champ.
Might be because as he said(Objection hearsay!): He had already lost because of the accusation, so why not give it your all to reveal the truth now that he's allowed to speak.
i mean he got nothing to hide tho
Yeah Depp knows he's an asshole and he made Amber what she is today
I don't really think he's trying to have fun, I think it's the fact that what's going on is so RIDICULOUS that it's hilarious for him (and us).
Nah he's fucked up about it but he's doing pr justice
Imagine if someone who you loved abused you for years and gaslit the world against you? He's shattered but can't show it.
"I think Jack Sparrow was more Drunk then Johnny Depp"
That's one way to simplify the situation..😂
That's like having the biggest dick in the convent.
1:37 For some reason, I love how this dude says "No." It's somehow curt and polite simultaneously???
Depp's enjoying every second of this, it seems
so proud of johnny , whatever the verdict is, he’s won in my opinion. his reputation has been looking brighter and pretty much the rest of the world sides with him. he’s cleared his name.
Thats why he fought to have the case streamed. He has done one of the greatest moves in the history of court cases by having the basically the entire U.S. and even europe watch her pathetic team thrash about and grasp at straws. He has ruined her and lifted himself up through what we have watched unfold in real time.
He is an abusive drunk whom takes opiates everyday? What the hell arw you on about 😂😂😂 ole Captain Jack Sparrow the woman beater.
Definitely. I basically only knew who he was before this and now I'm a platonic simp lmao
Except the local news here, sadly. They still paint Amber Turd as the victim
The next big movie he’s starring😆
This perfectly illustrates the issue with the justice system. If we were actually after truth we would let people tell the story and decide if they're liars or not. Not these lawyer led narratives.
Objection: Beyond the Scope
?? My Man the problem is that nonody knows the real story except the People involved
@@progamer-hy5fs having 16+ years of criminal investigations, I'll tell you that it's pretty obvious when you start asking questions. If you let people talk and the jury decide, it would have the best results. Better some guilty people walk than innocent people get locked up.
@@Dan-codes yes! Thanks for being a good one!
@@Dan-codes your lawyers job is to present your case as well as they can. It isn't to tell the truth. Even the truth can be skewed in such a way as to make someone appear guilty, as Amber Heard did for a long time. The idea that we should just put people on the stand and have them "tell the truth" is kind of naive considering you have "16+ years of criminal investigations". If you let people talk, they'd just lie. they ask a thousand questions for various reasons, like finding errors or holes in stories, to make the jury question the validity of the witness, etc. Lawyers exist and do what they do for a reason. "The Truth" doesnt always tell you who is innocent or guilty, and you can skew the truth. thats why both parties have representation.
"Amber why the fuck you gotta poop in the bed" was hilarious lmao🤣🤣 and loved it when everyone was cheering for Johnny😆
i love how the prosecution was like trying to get the guy to answer yes or no questions in only yes or no form bc that's the only way he stood a tiny chance of winning lol
The fact that her counsel has such a massive smirk whenever he says "did I read that right" shows how little they have in this case
Like THOSE are his "wins" 🤣🤣🤣
Yep, cherry picking sentences and reading them aloud must be all kindz of satisfying for him lol
I'm glad johnny is having a little bit of fun for this, because he should know that even if he doesnt win he will end up winning because people will be very mad.
@ronza A your dad's finally here?
Whether he wins or loses this, I think it is clear from the people reacting to them leaving that he's already won in the court of public opinion
@@X.Draxius yeah
@@X.Draxius The one and only time the court of public opinion has done us any good. Other men get fucked for life by it. We shouldn't like it, but this is one exception.
The way Amber said, “Thank you” to the fans 😂😂
The dude keeps interrupting everything with “objection your honor” and he can’t even get a word in!🤣
Lawyer: "Mr Connolly where are you testifying from at the moment? "
Mr Connolly: "From home.. Essex UK"
Lawyer: "and where do u live?"
Mr Connolly: *looks in confusion* "..."
He was thinking if he would give his full address to the public 🤣
I love how she calls this man an abuser and then he comes to court with skittles. Somebody needs to give Johnny a hug or just a lot of money. This man needs to live a better life.
I'm pretty sure he already has a lot of money...
"he abused me!"
"oh cool anyways I found these new flavours of skittles"
Am overwhelmed with your sweet words. For how long have you been a fan of me?
His lawyers resting face is freaking meeee everyday 😭✨
5:05 "and where do you live?"
I burst out laughing-
As a female, I am so happy to see it coming to light even more that women can be abusive too. Even if he doesn't win, the truth is coming out. The world has got to start acknowledging that men can be victims too.
I cant believe that people still think that if u r a real man then a woman cant possibly assault u physically
Thats so dumb
If a woman throws a heavy object at a man, then its not supposed to hurt him because of his gender?
She is a full fledged adult not a toddler
@@superduper5949 Yes. And it's sad. I can't believe we still haven't reached a middle ground for women and men all this time we've been on this earth yet.
A real feminist won’t insult men.
@@aidanmercer9422 Who insulted men
@@aidanmercer9422 nobody insulted men..?
This trial makes me want to go to law school. Being a lawyer is easy and requires barely any intelligence or effort. Who knew?
Objection! It's hearsay! 😂
This case highlights what a long day job it is. The lady typing really hits home as she struggles to stand each break. It's not healthy for her. At least in a normal office environment you get to stand and move, which you must do. I quit full time as an audio typist it wasn't pleasant for any of us, I got more steps in on my day off!
Objection! Relevance
@@jaycee5943 but you asked the question?
I know some lawyers. You have to be an excellent verbal and written communicator and the entry level jobs require very long hours. It's like becoming a doctor but easier.
That lovely lady with the Alpacas is a treasure. Gotta love seeing the support
It stills bring a smile to my face, that the alpaca community supported Johnny Depp
The amount of times that lawyer makes a statment with "correct?" at the end which is replied to with a simple "no", throughout this trial is funny. "Mr Depp was peeing on the wall, correct?" "no". "HEARSAY!"
🤣🤣🤣...🤣🤣🤣...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣......😭
And with that female lawyer from earlier it was often followed up by "In fact.. You blah blah.." making it sound like they still heard them reply yes instead of no to the first question.
It's all a chosen usage of language to manipulate the jury. All lawyers do it -- it's good practice and effective.
@@kristaf.norstogleonard215 are you sure about that? lol
@@kristaf.norstogleonard215 unless it fails. Her team never went to the target range, apparently. They’re hitting cows in another county.
Seeing Johnny smiling and waving when exiting courthouse makes me very happy, compared to how depressed and tired he looked during the first few days of the trial. I hope he understands that the overwhelming majority of people who follow the Depp-Heard situation sympathize with Johnny. With all the jokes, Amber's lawyers acting like fumbling idiots and fans that show up to support him in person, it seems like he's starting to come back from a very dark place.
When this trial is over, I hope he gets to peacefully recover in private and hopefully start appearing in movies again, only if that's what he wants, of course. Seeing him in behind-the-scene videos gives the impression that he really enjoyed his job before Amber started the accusations and abuse.
Maybe he can go to his Bahaman island for a few months, surrounded with a few good people that love him, and just rest, relax and recuperate
oh man... here's a cookie as compensation for getting attacked by bots 🍪
but back to the original comment, i can also see he's having fun now in court, it was so wholesome hearing him go "it's Alpaca day" before getting into the car. i think that even if SOMEHOW (at this point) he doesn't win the case, he knows he's got the public's support
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edit: not gonna post a cookie every single time a bot comes in... just thought it'd be funny if i did it again now
@@1989v9 I'm gonna get diabetes from all these cookies
I like how Amber thanked them for hassling her. 🤣
The absolute ineptitude. I’m lost for words. Wow
"Its Alpaca Day"
Without context you definitely feel like youre in a pirates film talking to *the* Captain Jack Sparrow
Drinks all around...
lol what's the context?
Was it actually alpaca day? Or just a random reference to the "million alpacas"?!
@@user-uo3ws7np8r I think it's because some people showed up with alpacas or with alpacas on their shirts and stuff
What's the deal with Johnny and Alpacas? Are they his favorite animals?
@@Drakenlord I think it’s to do with him saying he wouldn’t go back to Disney even for a lot of money and alpacas lmao I can’t remember the exact words he said but it’s phenomenal
This whole court case is a comedic sitcom in my eyes. And this weird look that Amber has on her face every time she looks back up at the stand is hilarious. the music put to this video and watching Johnny and his team cracking up and some of the people in their seats trying not to crack up just made the whole thing funnier
@ronza A No it's not. I looked for it . You are dishonest.
Can't go wrong with Mii Maker, its a classic.
And wth does she keep writing 🤣
Witness: moves a single atom in their body
: Amber's lawyer hearsay
I love the music playing in the backgroud...it really fits with the narrative of the case.
I think the reason Rottenborn is so irritating is specifically his usage of "I'd like you to answer my question- in fact" as if the witnesses aren't doing their best to answer and he's chastising them for not listening.
Exactly. To again, spin their own narrative. Well, and dig her grave.
He is deliberately provoking witnesses.
I know and the female lawyer is even worse how she'll just ignore what the response was to her last question and say "iN fAcT... You were torturing babies that night weren't you?" Like no he just said he wasn't even there that night.. just stuff like that she is intolerable.
And like a petulant child they all go sulking off to their list of previous testimonies to prove the didn't say yes or no previously.
@@ceesisson4149 "But... I'd like to move these into evidence. Not going to publish them or anything... :("
I love how Johnny is very considerate of his fans and actually pays attention to them. Unlike some people
I don’t think amber has fans at this point
@@teasis5631 Oh there’s some.
@@teasis5631 feminists mostly
"Very considerate" is waving ?
@@EugeneOneguine Not only waving, you little genius. But actually interacting with them
The lady that yelled out "We miss you!" You know made his day. Made my ♥️ happy.
The intro was the best part of the video.
*CHANGE MY MIND*
I usually don't like loud fans like that, but them trashing Amber and the way they cheer for Johnny warms my heart
😂😆😂 I know!
Just look at how genuine all of Johnny's witnesses (employees) are. He surrounded himself with good people
all but one
Objection : leading !
Life gives you what you put out; he might be addicted to drugs and alcohol, but that doesn't change his character as a person, you can clearly see that he's a great person even with his usage issues
I can clearly get behind that statement. One of my best friends drinks more than any being could and should and uses stuff too. But if anyone told me he's bad as a person, I'd just laugh at their face.
@@k-disboher1105 i cant blame him for falling into drugs after we found out how evil she is she made his life hell
Johnny was listening to Bob Marley on the way to the courthouse - very cool.
its 2023 and i still cant get over this trial i still watch old clips of it.
When a lawyer doesn't allow a witness to fully explain their answer it just comes across as them wanting to present a certain version of events rather than the true version of events.
Thats all her side are doing though. They ask questions certain ways so they hopefully get the answer the want. Like look at how it went with the Psychology woman
I love the "AMBER WHY YOU GOTTA POOOOOP ON THE BEEED?!!!"
3:14 - "If this drives Turd even more crazy than she already is I'll keep doing it...and more!"