Joe Rogan | You Can't Be Funny on Cocaine w/Anthony Jeselnik

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  • Опубликовано: 28 апр 2019
  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1286 w/Anthony Jeselnik:
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  • @DarthRaver-og7qq
    @DarthRaver-og7qq 4 года назад +889

    Everytime Joe Rogan says hes never done cocaine, a crackhead gets its wings.

  • @purplehanes9820
    @purplehanes9820 5 лет назад +665

    "I've never done coke, I've never done meth, I've never done any real amphetamines ... Jamie pull that up"

    • @turmoil4360
      @turmoil4360 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @crzxm
      @crzxm 4 года назад +3

      I read it as it was happening. Lol

    • @10colej
      @10colej 4 года назад

      Thats a lie lmfao

    • @TheyCallMeFhaze
      @TheyCallMeFhaze 3 года назад +4

      Right after blaming the addict. “Sorry I don’t have that gene lol

    • @vihan2008
      @vihan2008 3 года назад

      Hahahahaha hahahahahah

  • @sierracharlie7293
    @sierracharlie7293 5 лет назад +1655

    Wish I had $1 for every time Joe's said I've never done Cocaine.

  • @zmoney248
    @zmoney248 4 года назад +342

    Chris Farley: "Hold my beer AND my baggie of coke"
    *Falls flat on a table*

    • @Diegochox01
      @Diegochox01 4 года назад +7

      Heroin kicks in

    • @keenanweind1780
      @keenanweind1780 3 года назад +1

      Crowd erupts in laughter...

    • @Yungdrizzle
      @Yungdrizzle 2 года назад +1

      We’re gonna show this world a thing or two WE’RE GONNA SHOW EM

    • @LionsSB-2024
      @LionsSB-2024 2 года назад

      Hefty 50 gallon bag

  • @Eric-kw1lu
    @Eric-kw1lu 5 лет назад +2873

    *joey Diaz has entered the chat*

  • @dexterswoodshop8810
    @dexterswoodshop8810 5 лет назад +1584

    2019 Anthony Jeselnik looks like 2004 Dane Cook.

  • @theghost1681
    @theghost1681 5 лет назад +557

    Joe “I’ve never done coke” rogan

    • @Parvenu90
      @Parvenu90 5 лет назад +3

      Lmfao

    • @Diegochox01
      @Diegochox01 4 года назад +12

      Joe "i smoke weed everyday but i'm not addicted" Rogan, i know that he didn't say that but dude, the guy smokes A LOT of pot

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF 4 года назад +2

      Diegochox Master who the fuck are you haha. He’s not addicted he takes periods off constantly. Who cares if he smokes a lot

    • @EmazingGuitar
      @EmazingGuitar 4 года назад

      Diegochox Master he actually doesn’t smoke all day everyday. He smoked like a joint or two a day

    • @CJ-gy8ie
      @CJ-gy8ie 3 года назад

      I'll never understand how RUclips 'thumbs up' these wholly unfunny and unoriginal comments like yours...

  • @ErikCPianoman
    @ErikCPianoman 4 года назад +81

    This is one of the only times where I’ve seen Anthony Jeselnik break character from his standup persona almost completely.

  • @davidgarvin7823
    @davidgarvin7823 5 лет назад +259

    Richard pryor was hillarious on coke

    • @samanthaeichhorn4319
      @samanthaeichhorn4319 5 лет назад +3

      Thought he smoked crack?

    • @maciek8159
      @maciek8159 5 лет назад +9

      Coke sucks, crack is much better

    • @bgilley8199
      @bgilley8199 5 лет назад +5

      @@samanthaeichhorn4319 he free based coke, there's a difference. He probably tried crack for sure when it came around in the 80s. He famously burned himself freebasing.

    • @samanthaeichhorn4319
      @samanthaeichhorn4319 5 лет назад

      @@bgilley8199 okay i thought it was crack in the fire even though i also thought free base and crack was the same also lol

    • @johnwayne5975
      @johnwayne5975 5 лет назад +3

      He was hilarious period

  • @Tbonebby
    @Tbonebby 3 года назад +35

    Rogan's impression of Diaz is soo good😂😂

  • @badmanskill1112
    @badmanskill1112 5 лет назад +459

    Joe "I've never done coke sniff" Rogan

    • @mattsz7313
      @mattsz7313 5 лет назад +10

      Is Joe lying?

    • @badmanskill1112
      @badmanskill1112 5 лет назад +34

      @@mattsz7313
      Idk. You should ask his coke dealer.

    • @MC-px3od
      @MC-px3od 5 лет назад +38

      Hes soooo done a lot of coke.

    • @MrSxesamuel
      @MrSxesamuel 5 лет назад +36

      I’ve done fuckin coke w him on the set of fear factor

    • @lukebandy516
      @lukebandy516 5 лет назад +1

      He admitted to trying coca wine will in Brazil, so yeah hes done blow.

  • @timkiebzak6735
    @timkiebzak6735 5 лет назад +1750

    You cant be funny on cocaine? Really? 2 words. Chris Farley

    • @David-ny9oo
      @David-ny9oo 5 лет назад +214

      Robin Williams, Mitch Herberg

    • @David-ny9oo
      @David-ny9oo 5 лет назад +152

      Pyror

    • @ChuckBeefOG
      @ChuckBeefOG 5 лет назад +92

      Murphy. Kinison. Most likely Chris Tucker lol

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb 5 лет назад +69

      @@David-ny9oo yes richard pryor was on everything and was still funny

    • @hermanmelville3871
      @hermanmelville3871 5 лет назад +75

      George Carlin

  • @akiratheastronaut
    @akiratheastronaut 5 лет назад +50

    Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, (early) Robin Williams, George Carlin, Chris Farley, Bill Hicks...

    • @onlywhenprovoked
      @onlywhenprovoked 3 года назад +1

      Belushi too

    • @davediamond245
      @davediamond245 3 года назад

      And they all died early.

    • @myteli
      @myteli 3 года назад

      @@davediamond245 george carlin and robin williams?

    • @Gaboxxy96
      @Gaboxxy96 3 года назад

      @@myteli well in a way Robin did die early given the fact he killed himself.

  • @RagingSoftee
    @RagingSoftee 5 лет назад +33

    Joe “it didn’t count until I was 30” Rogan

  • @lennytesta6824
    @lennytesta6824 4 года назад +38

    He clearly has never watched 1970s SNL

  • @MegaMsc123
    @MegaMsc123 5 лет назад +280

    Joe - "You can be funny on DMT"

    • @sgt.lincolnosiris4111
      @sgt.lincolnosiris4111 5 лет назад +6

      As you either sit there in a comma for 2 minutes or scream in excruciating pain for 5.
      Edit: a coma not ,

    • @daviel6595
      @daviel6595 5 лет назад

      MegaMsc123 dmt rogan

    • @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
      @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 5 лет назад +1

      @@sgt.lincolnosiris4111
      damn that's scary. have you done it, sargent?

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre 5 лет назад +3

      @@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 I've done it a good few times at lower doses than what he's describing. But it's unlikely that you'd be screaming even if it's a bad trip, most everyone looks like they're in a coma for the duration of the trip and either come back having seen insane serenity and love, or insane destruction and hate- but rarely are you able to be screaming or even talking at all at a high enough dose regardless of how the experience is going.
      I've had mostly positive trips, but I still never directly recommend anyone try it- you need to be insanely humble and respectful or it'll backhand you in your psyche. Same with any psychedelic really, but you have more leeway with the others, DMT demands 100% respect.

    • @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
      @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 5 лет назад +1

      @@DatHombre
      daaamm. that's interesting. My fear is that I might see dead relatives or demon possessed. Cuz I read a lot of those. You smoke, you get high, you break through, and then demons enter your body. If you fight off, then they'll sodomize you. That's hella scary. What are your thoughts, my brother?

  • @joshbelis2376
    @joshbelis2376 3 года назад +9

    When the bag starts to dry out the funny fades, and fear for the next line begins.

  • @QueenToKingOfSpades
    @QueenToKingOfSpades 3 года назад +12

    It’s hard to deal with recovering addicts because unless you are one, you have no idea of the pain and the struggle we’ve been through.

  • @lionelhutz5137
    @lionelhutz5137 5 лет назад +153

    "You Can't Be Funny on Cocaine"....check out early promos of Macho Man Randy Savage, guy's a riot lol

    • @DE-GEN-ART
      @DE-GEN-ART 5 лет назад +15

      "Hulk hogan, you have over stepped your boundaries, and that makes macho man randy savage really MAADD"

    • @christophersuswal9544
      @christophersuswal9544 3 года назад +1

      Mr Hutz you drink scotch at 9 am!

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 3 года назад +1

      @@christophersuswal9544 care to join me in a belt of scotch??? 🍾 ....last chance....*gulp* ohh yeaa

    • @christophersuswal9544
      @christophersuswal9544 3 года назад +1

      @@lionelhutz5137 Do you know that you're not wearing any pants!? 😂

    • @Kaddywompous
      @Kaddywompous 3 года назад +1

      OH YEEEAHHH!!

  • @srdargo1488
    @srdargo1488 4 года назад +8

    Robin Williams and Richard Pryor talking about drug past and recovery were always comic gold. RIP

  • @alexknowlton4038
    @alexknowlton4038 5 лет назад +272

    George Carlin admitted to doing 6-7 grams of blow a day at the peak of his addiction. Literally one of the funniest men to ever live.

    • @marius5723
      @marius5723 3 года назад +14

      Yeah i agree, but still more of a poet than a comedian

    • @Ketannabis
      @Ketannabis 3 года назад +20

      Jesus christ lol thats alot of money

    • @zaczac56
      @zaczac56 3 года назад +6

      richard pryor

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 3 года назад +28

      George Carlin wasn't funny. He was really really good, and deserves credit for what he did and how influential he was, but I have not laughed at a single thing he's said.

    • @themostdiabolicalhater5986
      @themostdiabolicalhater5986 3 года назад +28

      @@evansgate you are funny tho, in fact I’m laughing at you right now

  • @thinglizzy2718
    @thinglizzy2718 3 года назад +56

    As a recovering heroin addict, I can totally get what they’re saying. That’s why I stopped going to NA, it’s creates as many problems as it solves

    • @domnoya4130
      @domnoya4130 3 года назад +16

      I think meetings are primarily only a good thing for drinkers because drinking is so ingrained into society anyways and being around other past alcoholics doesn’t really make alcohol any more available to you than if you didn’t go. That said even with alcohol it can be harmful to go to a meeting because the whole concept is to think about the substance when really you should be putting it out of your mind. Often some people at these things are still using and will enable you.

    • @isabelgellibrandi7496
      @isabelgellibrandi7496 3 года назад +1

      I hear you mate. I drop into a meeting maybe once or twice a year just to stay in touch with the people I connected with, but by the end of it I am done and dusted.

    • @richardjohnstone3230
      @richardjohnstone3230 3 года назад +2

      @@isabelgellibrandi7496 I've been wanting to go to an NA meeting for awhile now because I'm an addict, I'm cleanish right now and I think they might help but I'm just so painfully introverted as well as having some strange self esteem issues whereas I don't think I could share even if I wanted to. Do the meetings really help even if you just listen?

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 2 года назад +6

      Maybe you should stop labelling yourself as a 'recovering heroin addict'. I don't imagine that's helping. You are what you are, and right now you are not an addict.
      You may be once again in the future, you may never be again. But you are not a 'once was', you are a 'now am', if you get what I'm saying.

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 2 года назад +2

      @@richardjohnstone3230 Man nobody can answer that for you. Meetings help some people, they may help you. They didn't help me. If you feel like they might help, give it a try, but be willing to back the fuck out of there at a moment's notice if things don't go the way you hoped.

  • @comicbookman6328
    @comicbookman6328 Год назад +7

    This perfectly shows the duality of a comics on stage persona and who they really are. Anthony seems like a completely different person just watching him have a conversation

  • @Decoy96
    @Decoy96 5 лет назад +55

    Havent heard from Jeselnik in ages! Glad to see him back, and on joe rogans podcast of all places.

    • @ShooterSanoff
      @ShooterSanoff 5 лет назад +3

      Cap 'n Go watch his new Netfilx special

    • @JT-of6of
      @JT-of6of 5 лет назад +1

      Dude he has a beard now. Don't think I've ever seen him with a beard? Guy was always clean cut from what I remember

    • @Decoy96
      @Decoy96 5 лет назад

      Joshua Torres yo exactly lmao he rocks it though, ima watch his nf special tonight . Dudes one of my favorite comedians

    • @nunyabizwacks6711
      @nunyabizwacks6711 4 года назад

      Prolly like me and alotta dudes....prolly couldnt grow one til after 30.

  • @tylerdakid8394
    @tylerdakid8394 2 года назад +4

    Lmao Joe's impression of Joey Diaz is great. "Ya got no heart when you're up thea!" Lol

  • @sitonmyface1991
    @sitonmyface1991 5 лет назад +159

    Joe Rogan has never done coke ? Ya ok

    • @onstott38
      @onstott38 5 лет назад +48

      He says it all the fuckin time and I've never believed him. I honestly think he must of had a problem with it or something and he's just incessantly lying about it haha

    • @dinoflame9696
      @dinoflame9696 5 лет назад +35

      @@onstott38 nah it's probably true, dude is a total cornball. didn't he smoke weed for the first time at like age 30?

    • @JonnyUnderrated
      @JonnyUnderrated 5 лет назад +25

      @@dinoflame9696 Yeah man I started smoking camels at three. Was rippin the bong at 5. WTF is with people, fuckin normies.

    • @Splozy
      @Splozy 4 года назад +9

      Spot the cokeheads

    • @drake7817
      @drake7817 4 года назад +2

      Patrick côté who is a french commentator for the ufc told me that it was known back then from the entourage of the ufc that rogan was doing a lot of cocaine.

  • @Mikiify
    @Mikiify 4 года назад +31

    The depression I get from my cocaine addiction make me hilarious

  • @neverfail9432
    @neverfail9432 5 лет назад +82

    Joey Diaz wants your location

  • @freewilliam93
    @freewilliam93 5 лет назад +278

    Theres a robin williams standup where hes obviously on coke and hes the funniest person in the world during it.

    • @ucookin
      @ucookin 5 лет назад +19

      because robin williams sober or not always seemed like he was on something

    • @Ms.Fowlbwahhh
      @Ms.Fowlbwahhh 5 лет назад +18

      freewilliam93 Tim Allen did comedy for like 6 years on coke. Then he switched to booze.

    • @jeremiahnations8808
      @jeremiahnations8808 5 лет назад +6

      Well where is Robin Williams now? Being funny does not mean you're happy.

    • @mattanderson2327
      @mattanderson2327 5 лет назад +28

      I actually seen Robin Williams live in Atlanta about 2 months ago. Great show

    • @3amPaternal
      @3amPaternal 5 лет назад +11

      @@mattanderson2327 That was Robbie Williams mate - "you're loving angels instead".

  • @TheCorrectionist1984
    @TheCorrectionist1984 4 года назад +131

    If Joe never talked about being a comedian, I'd never know he was one. He's not funny naturally.

    • @miguelangelsmith7846
      @miguelangelsmith7846 3 года назад +26

      I've tried getting into his stand up but just can't! Love his podcasts though

    • @mikec4308
      @mikec4308 3 года назад +10

      I agree and disagree. He's naturally funny in a different way. He didnt start off as a comedian and never really ended up as one either.
      Joe Rogan is a prime example of a jack of all trades and a master of none. He does alot of things very well. Both his Netflix specials are actually really good

    • @edwitt137
      @edwitt137 3 года назад

      Not really that funny on purpose either

    • @NRFNRR
      @NRFNRR 3 года назад +3

      @@edwitt137 I was cracking up in his stand ups.
      "Comedy is like food, not everyone gets it." - Joseph Stalin

    • @user-zy9yg2eu5t
      @user-zy9yg2eu5t 3 года назад

      Agree. I really like Rogan, he has the best Podcast of all time, very intelligent and is a fantastic UFC commentator. But his Stand-up is almost so basic and obvious that your kinda left thinking "really? Is that it?" But People obviously like it so... but then again people like Big Bang Theory and Adam Sandler movies

  • @Chunkiezz
    @Chunkiezz 4 года назад +8

    Lmao Joe's impression of joey diaz was almost spot on

  • @sethwright3295
    @sethwright3295 5 лет назад +17

    Hooooly shit I didn’t even realize that was Jeselnik, haven’t seen him since like 2014

  • @ghostphoto1789
    @ghostphoto1789 5 лет назад +19

    Hey man, Jim Norton one time drank half a bottle of liquor when he was 17 and he still battles with those demons to this day.

    • @briangriffith4574
      @briangriffith4574 5 лет назад +1

      Jim Norton is a spineless worm

    • @fatass4985
      @fatass4985 5 лет назад +2

      I drank an entire handle of Sailor Jerry’s and tried to pee in the dog bowl because it looked like the toilet.

    • @alhen9023
      @alhen9023 5 лет назад

      Lol me and my ex used to down bottles 3to5 times a week, what a pussy lmao

    • @vonk3696
      @vonk3696 2 года назад

      @@fatass4985 You aint had enough until you pronounce it "Jailor Serry's"

    • @unholylemonpledge9730
      @unholylemonpledge9730 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @jonathanbroughton5983
    @jonathanbroughton5983 2 года назад +1

    He's a great comic and I'm loving seeing him just being himself but yeah another special pleeeeezzz

  • @wafflcoptr
    @wafflcoptr 5 лет назад +12

    I mean there are definitely some comedians who were hilarious and they were hitting the slopes pretty hard. It's not easy and Anthony Jesilnik was right that it makes you feel stupid because it definitely does that to an extent, just like being drunk makes you stupid, but top-notch comedians are funny, period. The drugs don't give them anything they didn't already have.

  • @kodi258
    @kodi258 4 года назад +304

    Joey was joes best friend and he’s never tried coke ..... ok bud

    • @heatsuckmy
      @heatsuckmy 3 года назад +58

      he didn’t smoke weed regularly until he was in his 30s, i believe it.

    • @dude11517
      @dude11517 3 года назад +69

      I’ve had friend on serious drugs and never tried them that’s completely believable

    • @tylerburnam4373
      @tylerburnam4373 3 года назад +48

      Its easier not to do coke when u watch how it fucked up joey. Joe said he grew up scared of drugs its believable

    • @scottiedoyles
      @scottiedoyles 3 года назад +16

      Pretty sure I have seen a clip with Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan where Joey says [because Joe was so kind of like innocent and straight, even when he was using, he tried to keep it away from him]. Without a deep dive, I think the timeline of his use and their careers and friendship is consistent with that being the case too.

    • @BoondockGore
      @BoondockGore 3 года назад +20

      I had a best friend who was a heroin addict and never tried heroin. 🤷‍♂️

  • @theoyancey
    @theoyancey 5 лет назад +14

    When you do a bunch of coke you literally can't stop talking to people and in the back of your mind you know you are talking too much but you can't help it. I always feel like an idiot the next day after a coke bender

    • @0DdOne
      @0DdOne 6 месяцев назад

      Good for you making this post to bring it back towards yourself

  • @captain_malaria
    @captain_malaria 2 месяца назад +1

    Searching for laughs in Joe's standup is like foraging for mushrooms in the desert.

  • @SuperStrik9
    @SuperStrik9 5 лет назад +5

    So true about recovering addicts not shutting up about their past drug use and recovery. I was totally guilty of this myself when I first got clean till I realized what a douchy asshole I was being. Thankfully I've never been judgemental about others drinking and doing drugs.

    • @0DdOne
      @0DdOne 6 месяцев назад

      Ironically commenting

  • @315giants
    @315giants 5 лет назад +49

    I watched Greg giraldo live coked out of his mind and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen

    • @paul5899
      @paul5899 5 лет назад +3

      When ya know ya know!

    • @315giants
      @315giants 5 лет назад +1

      @Mike Knight lol when u know u know

    • @kevinkeegan1357
      @kevinkeegan1357 4 года назад +3

      Greg giraldo soo underrated. His roast burns are far and away the best.

    • @morganzimmerglass9925
      @morganzimmerglass9925 3 года назад +2

      It’s definitely possible to be funny on blow but In general people are less funny when they’re on coke.

  • @CaptainLog
    @CaptainLog 5 лет назад +6

    I’m five years sober and keep it to my damn self. Being holier than thou never helped anyone.

  • @ibookboyuk
    @ibookboyuk 2 года назад

    Heya. Long time Joe Rogan fan here. I still love that both the interviewer and interviewee get to talk on this show

  • @colangelog09
    @colangelog09 5 лет назад +17

    This might be the most Joe Rogan clip ever

    • @shreshth231
      @shreshth231 4 года назад

      The conversation in the last two to three minutes is insanely abstract.

  • @robertdebarge276
    @robertdebarge276 5 лет назад +12

    Robin Williams - Live At The Met
    Jarred to pieces and hilarious.

  • @darrylb.roberts7181
    @darrylb.roberts7181 5 лет назад +7

    Richard Pryor was HILARIOUS on coke.

  • @MrMarbles0Xecution
    @MrMarbles0Xecution 5 лет назад +2

    2:19 that impression is really good haha

  • @BluntedAssasin27
    @BluntedAssasin27 5 лет назад +59

    Joe "I didn't really smoke pot 'til I was 30" Rogan

  • @theshimmyking1514
    @theshimmyking1514 4 года назад +76

    Didn’t joe do lines with Alex Jones when they went to “piss” on the podcast?

  • @SkepticalMantisCHANNEL10
    @SkepticalMantisCHANNEL10 2 года назад +10

    Cocaine always made me feel too serious. I thought it was just me.

    • @stefanf5186
      @stefanf5186 Год назад

      Does the high feel that good?

    • @SkepticalMantisCHANNEL10
      @SkepticalMantisCHANNEL10 Год назад

      @@stefanf5186 not to me, but some people love it.
      If u want to experiment with drugs, I recommend trying weed, or tiny doses of shrooms, molly, or LSD. These are not really addictive compared to coke.

  • @Rhyguy1984
    @Rhyguy1984 5 лет назад +1

    My thoughts exactly!! I'm scared I'd love it

  • @Danieltoshsplumber
    @Danieltoshsplumber 2 года назад +1

    Same way I feel. My friends smoke bud before work, and I never understood why. Every time I do I don’t want to be here, and I just want the day to be done and I focus on the day ending.

  • @Scribe13013
    @Scribe13013 5 лет назад +40

    Heavy uppers are the devil

    • @thomasbowe9956
      @thomasbowe9956 5 лет назад

      So true

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 5 лет назад +1

      Almost as bad as heavy downers...

    • @akillen77
      @akillen77 5 лет назад +9

      Heavy drugs are the devil

    • @internationaleden
      @internationaleden 5 лет назад +1

      Share the story

    • @gutwounds
      @gutwounds 5 лет назад

      Opiates are worse... in my opinion. Did lots of coke, quit it easily. But roxi's are a tough one

  • @blairdraper
    @blairdraper 5 лет назад +8

    Joe “living with my buddy jimmy” Rogan

  • @SureShot069
    @SureShot069 4 года назад

    Anthony sounding exactly like someone who never tried coke, gives you crazy fucking clarity and energy, almost anxiety inducing if you don't do something. Reason why some people take it when they work.

  • @brianboley870
    @brianboley870 5 лет назад +1

    This fella is the most calmed and relaxed gentleman I have ever seent

  • @maxwellswanson5741
    @maxwellswanson5741 2 года назад +5

    As an addict in recovery yes I do talk about it, but I try not to go overboard. Joe is right, what else would you want to talk about other than the thing that changed your life and took you from the gutter?

    • @0DdOne
      @0DdOne 6 месяцев назад

      Shush

  • @CoreyandCrew
    @CoreyandCrew 2 года назад +7

    "I've done basically everything." Proceeds to only describe a couple drugs he's tried.

  • @Fraudemusic
    @Fraudemusic 4 года назад +1

    Joe’s Joey impression is perfect

  • @ufchighlights1
    @ufchighlights1 5 лет назад

    Finally !!!! Anthony jeselnik is the best

  • @edmonix6457
    @edmonix6457 5 лет назад +92

    Lol I wish they said something to Richard Pryor or Chris Farley would of back handed you with a whitty coked up remark

    • @Betoven81
      @Betoven81 5 лет назад

      Did Chris Farley do stand up? 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @sgt.lincolnosiris4111
      @sgt.lincolnosiris4111 5 лет назад +2

      @@Betoven81 *Robin Williams

    • @Ryan88881
      @Ryan88881 5 лет назад

      On Doug Benson's weed show George Carlin's daughter said if you go back and watch his specials from the 70s he was always coked out.

    • @edmonix6457
      @edmonix6457 5 лет назад

      @@Betoven81 Dude you know he did how the fuck else would you find someone like that from the streets?

    • @edmonix6457
      @edmonix6457 5 лет назад

      @@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 Yeah I know which skit u talkin bout, I still say Robin's not on coke in that show, dude was on natural stimulation.

  • @dannykl6883
    @dannykl6883 4 года назад +3

    Joe “I have never done coke” Rogan lol 😂

  • @mickmccourt6619
    @mickmccourt6619 4 года назад

    Wow Anthony I wish everyone could be as perfect as you.

  • @joeyd4356
    @joeyd4356 2 года назад

    Joe was wandering through the woods for this entire convo

  • @hreade8772
    @hreade8772 5 лет назад +7

    Joe "I hate recovering addicts" Rogan

  • @newish6596
    @newish6596 4 года назад +5

    ... Richard Pryor was funny and he was on everything

  • @highhopes_911_9
    @highhopes_911_9 5 лет назад

    That was a great Joey deieze impression

  • @stoneerror2774
    @stoneerror2774 4 года назад +1

    Joe just did the best Joey Diaz impersonation ever OMG

  • @doluseb
    @doluseb 2 года назад +43

    Joe: "Recovering addicts are so annoying, because all they want to talk about is their sobriety"
    Joe: Proceeds to talk nonstop about smoking pot.

    • @csorighthere8414
      @csorighthere8414 2 года назад

      U can’t get addicted from weed bucko

    • @doluseb
      @doluseb 2 года назад +1

      @@csorighthere8414 bullshit

    • @csorighthere8414
      @csorighthere8414 2 года назад

      @@doluseb bruh and ur dumbass needs to know the difference between addiction and disorder. An addiction come from the chemicals itself. People become reliant on weed doesn’t mean they are physically addicted. Nothing in my body ever has made me do something for weed. But I guarantee u I’ve done a lot of stupid shit for a alcohol, pills, nic, etc. but by ur logic anything can be “addictive”.

    • @daparks7055
      @daparks7055 2 года назад

      @@doluseb can’t get addicted, just form a habit. If I take you off of weed after smoking everyday, you won’t die or be incredibly sick from the withdrawals. If you make someone who does coke frequently quit cold turkey, just call the ambulance they’ll be dead in that bathroom in two days

    • @doluseb
      @doluseb 2 года назад

      @@daparks7055 addiction IS the habit. I think you mean you can't get chemically dependent on it, to which I'd still disagree with you, while withdrawals won't be as severe as other drugs it will still be there. Oh and you can't die from cocaine withdrawal. Benzos and alcohol and similar drugs like barbiturates you can die from withdrawal.

  • @Josh-kt9qh
    @Josh-kt9qh 5 лет назад +110

    Joe "I've been into yoga for years" Rogan

    • @Reyiskillingit
      @Reyiskillingit 5 лет назад +3

      DALE GRIBBLE just shut the fuck up

    • @Josh-kt9qh
      @Josh-kt9qh 5 лет назад +3

      A.I. Emperor Of Humans sorry hope you feel better 🤡

    • @bandccoresohio
      @bandccoresohio 5 лет назад +2

      He even wears yoga pants

  • @trav-c137
    @trav-c137 5 лет назад +2

    I'm the same way with weed. I love the feeling and it makes me self aware but it fucks with my sharpness when it comes to hitting on women or having a good conversation in general.

    • @vamshik
      @vamshik 2 года назад

      based on my experience, you just have to be in the mood prior to consuming it. Which ever mood your in, it gets elevated when you are on it. I used to enjoy the feel once up on a time, now mostly getting paranoid.

  • @sweetmusic846
    @sweetmusic846 5 лет назад

    I first saw joe rogan live on i can't remember what channel around '05. I was like, that fear factor guy?? I was blown away. I had no idea his backround in comedy. He blew me away I fucking loved it

  • @TBGmario
    @TBGmario 4 года назад +28

    i don't like Joe's stand up , but his podcasts are interesting

  • @Bootrosgali
    @Bootrosgali 5 лет назад +5

    Joe "I Do Stand Up Too" Rogan

  • @kaieakai9647
    @kaieakai9647 5 лет назад

    Well said Jogan!

  • @romanbelic776
    @romanbelic776 5 лет назад +1

    I enjoy Joe's impression of Joey diaz lol

  • @nocomment1469
    @nocomment1469 5 лет назад +9

    Joe is a recovering chimp , he won't stop talking about it

  • @00gr1ngo8
    @00gr1ngo8 4 года назад +4

    With prescription amphetamines specifically, it gives you a glimpse at the ability to be the person you've always wanted to be. That's the issue I have with it. You're entire life comes together because of this drug, then the tolerance and dependency comes into play, and you always yearn for that productivity and personality that only a drug can provide. It's a bullshit shortcut fix that shouldn't be legally handed out to anyone, yet as long as you say the right things to a psych, you're golden

    • @IzzyBizzyBooBoo
      @IzzyBizzyBooBoo Год назад

      Prescription amphetamines just made me talk too much, scribble in journals like I found the meaning of life (editor's note: I definitely didn't), make huge plans with a borderline sociopathic vibe that I never acted on because I was too busy double clicking my mouse.

  • @DoubleDsp
    @DoubleDsp Год назад

    I feel like these two in this conversation reminds me of a summers eve!😉🤔😁🤣

  • @synthryder
    @synthryder 3 года назад

    This is best title i have ever seen!

  • @confusionrulez1
    @confusionrulez1 5 лет назад +6

    I really wish I could believe that Rogan has never done coke lol

  • @andrewmg5915
    @andrewmg5915 3 года назад +5

    It would be funny seeing Joe saying one more time "I've never done coke" and Jamie losing his shit saying "Oh yeah? Lemme pull this one up" And it's Joe snorting a fat line on the video.

  • @TheCoolerChannel
    @TheCoolerChannel 4 года назад +1

    I respect Rogan for admitting he goes on heavily about things he enjoys

    • @SerErryk
      @SerErryk 2 года назад

      Almost everyone does. Those that say they don't have little self awareness.

  • @tonyzio5796
    @tonyzio5796 3 года назад

    I remember those budding days of the early 2000's.

  • @Jayrock-ky2ky
    @Jayrock-ky2ky 5 лет назад +40

    Cant tell me him and Alex Jones werent yakked out their minds when Alex was on,remember them going to the can together and come back jacked and sniffin,uhhuh

  • @theoutlet9300
    @theoutlet9300 5 лет назад +4

    I am so shocked he didn't talk abt DMT

  • @Eddieomar_Gonzalez
    @Eddieomar_Gonzalez 4 года назад +1

    That Joey Diaz impression was spot on

  • @FG-zw4kp
    @FG-zw4kp 2 года назад

    Why is this episode private?
    I wanna watch the full episode. 😶

  • @tylerjames7015
    @tylerjames7015 4 года назад +8

    For a guy who said he’s only tried coke once, he seems to know how it effects him in multiple contexts of his life. You stop feeling stupid days later and stop saying stupid shit when you build a tolerance

    • @spacemonkey9000
      @spacemonkey9000 2 года назад +2

      Soooo sounds like a huge fucking waste of time and money!

    • @jjtruelove119
      @jjtruelove119 2 года назад

      More like u start believing and living the stupid shit that u say

  • @KRAPYBARA84
    @KRAPYBARA84 5 лет назад +11

    I started dabbling in thc in my 30s and it's so much better than my teens or 20s

    • @alimalek559
      @alimalek559 5 лет назад +1

      thc has been proven to cause long-term brain damage in regards to memory disfiguration/loss, re-arranging the part of the brain in relation to personaliyy etc. etc.

    • @ctt544
      @ctt544 5 лет назад +5

      @@alimalek559 lmao

    • @esaic59
      @esaic59 5 лет назад +7

      Ali Malek where has it been proven? I mean if you’re going to say something like that you should provide a link.

    • @righteousone8454
      @righteousone8454 5 лет назад +9

      I stopped smoking weed at the age of 21. Life is so much better without it, and so much cheaper too. I pity dudes that burn up 50 bucks in 2 days to feel stupefied at their own expense. Basically handicapping yourself from coherent thinking.
      Then again people do anything to escape reality

    • @BigAssNigga311
      @BigAssNigga311 5 лет назад +5

      @@alimalek559 Having the name "Ali Malek" has been proven to cause suicide bombings and planes crashing into prestigious buildings in the United States.

  • @hungrydarkness
    @hungrydarkness 2 года назад

    Jeselnik is a treasure.

  • @hanzflackshnack1158
    @hanzflackshnack1158 Год назад +1

    I became head chef at a place where everyone had a culinary degree except me. How? I was far more efficient than people far more skilled than me because they were on coke. The owner called it “fu***** up in fast forward”

  • @sydparrott8552
    @sydparrott8552 5 лет назад +3

    I'm surprised Joe has never tried mescaline. It's my favorite psychedelic hands down. It's harder to find compared to the others in my experience, but it doesn't come with the same anxiety and intensity while still getting you to the desired place. I know this is all subjective but anyone who is into that kind of thing needs to try it if the opportunity arises. Mescaline is fucking great

    • @lessthanpinochet
      @lessthanpinochet 5 лет назад

      What's it like compared to shrooms?

    • @sydparrott8552
      @sydparrott8552 5 лет назад

      @@lessthanpinochet it's more clear headed and not as disorienting. I think both are great, but mescaline seems to be more smooth. Only an opinion but I prefer it to psilocybin

    • @lessthanpinochet
      @lessthanpinochet 5 лет назад +1

      @@sydparrott8552 Thanks. I'm a big fan of mushrooms and heard that mescaline is really intense and lasted longer.

    • @sydparrott8552
      @sydparrott8552 5 лет назад

      @@lessthanpinochet that might depend on dosage and potency, but I think as long as you start with a small dose then take more if you're feeling cool is the way to use any psychedelic

  • @andocando8734
    @andocando8734 5 лет назад +60

    Joe Rogan | You Can Be Funny on Weed w/Anthony Jeselnik

  • @wesselmanl1
    @wesselmanl1 3 года назад +1

    Mulaney’s last appearance on Seth Meyers makes a lot more sense to me now

  • @Geep1778
    @Geep1778 Год назад

    Robbin Williams in his early stuff was hilariously funny and he was def Tony Montana level Coked up lol.

  • @magnumxlpi
    @magnumxlpi 5 лет назад +4

    "They cant stop talking about it... have you ever tried DMT"

  • @28visions
    @28visions 4 года назад +7

    Apparently Joe Rogan has never done coke.

  • @rodrigotena2020
    @rodrigotena2020 3 года назад

    Joe’s impresion of Díaz is spot on... Alex Jones

  • @richt3993
    @richt3993 4 года назад +2

    Rogans saying I've never done this never done that.
    Just waiting for him to bang on about DMT....

  • @eddiedean4471
    @eddiedean4471 5 лет назад +40

    This clips title explains why Rogans stand up is not funny.