Theo Vons Scary Cocaine Story

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @thisthingiminto
    @thisthingiminto Год назад +358

    3:09 that simultaneous "ugh" is all i need to know how good it is to do coke in a single occupant bathroom with a key.

    • @porkch0mp538
      @porkch0mp538 Год назад

      its not that good. you just think it is at the time. youre really just an addict snorting stepped on shit off a toilet bowl with a dollar

    • @dubkatmtl
      @dubkatmtl 11 месяцев назад +39

      Doing cocaine off the baby changing station lmao

    • @Munthegun
      @Munthegun 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@dubkatmtlyuuuuuup lol

    • @C.U.N.Tahiti
      @C.U.N.Tahiti 8 месяцев назад +6

      It’s good for doing a variety of drugs in privacy

    • @aidenlakata7662
      @aidenlakata7662 7 месяцев назад +2

      i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...

  • @clanbigger4
    @clanbigger4 Год назад +278

    Johns description of addiction at the end is really accurate. It's cessation not pleasure.

    • @Stoned_squid
      @Stoned_squid Год назад +5

      No shit! I wanna hear his stories 😂

    • @TrevorGray4758
      @TrevorGray4758 4 месяца назад

      Dude I swear I didn’t look this up but that’s Andrew from BigMouth. I have this thing with voices because of Autism. I can make people.

  • @johnbrooks8552
    @johnbrooks8552 Год назад +577

    I love that he's throwing off Theo's story so much that Theo's brain is overworking itself to get through a story he's told a thousand times😂

    • @lucynjambi2442
      @lucynjambi2442 Год назад +79

      He was annoying AF interrupting Theo 100 timea

    • @johnbrooks8552
      @johnbrooks8552 Год назад +75

      @@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree

    • @bullcrap9409
      @bullcrap9409 Год назад +8

      No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.

    • @johnbrooks8552
      @johnbrooks8552 Год назад +6

      @@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale

    • @revwillyg6450
      @revwillyg6450 Год назад +3

      Yeah, he didn't even get to tell how he thought he was saying Theodore in Spanish, but he was saying Te adoro, I love you, to the cab driver

  • @jamesbunyan1737
    @jamesbunyan1737 Год назад +30

    Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself

  • @RayRhino1
    @RayRhino1 Год назад +140

    Darryl definitely knew, all recovered people can see it in a hot second

    • @jennifers.3818
      @jennifers.3818 7 месяцев назад +7

      Right. Him being nonchalant and cool was just him trying to help out a fellow addict. He might be recovered, be he aint no snitch 😂

  • @mc9828
    @mc9828 Год назад +137

    I've heard this story a million times, but it's still great

  • @hucklebuckchuck7218
    @hucklebuckchuck7218 10 месяцев назад +53

    I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂

    • @MrNncon
      @MrNncon 8 месяцев назад +2

      God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol

  • @RobertHarper-h6l
    @RobertHarper-h6l Год назад +606

    Theo has gotten some serious mileage out of this story. In fact, I think he tells it on every podcast

    • @drumgold23
      @drumgold23 Год назад

      Fake addicts everywhere in show biz

    • @eleven9286
      @eleven9286 Год назад +33

      and?

    • @Blaztoize
      @Blaztoize Год назад +33

      @@eleven9286 and I’ve heard it 6 times

    • @ignaciocamacho5564
      @ignaciocamacho5564 Год назад

      @@Blaztoize I really feel like you HAVENT and youre dickriding

    • @user-wb7nv9ht1g
      @user-wb7nv9ht1g Год назад +59

      He didn't use coke much, it's like the people who have to quit drinking alcohol after doing it two nights in a row

  • @ryanharber4512
    @ryanharber4512 Год назад +46

    3:08 synchronized “ugh” LOL

    • @ToriOdevlin-mx3rh
      @ToriOdevlin-mx3rh Год назад

      😂

    • @middy774
      @middy774 Год назад +1

      “It’s your office!” Lmao

    • @damienperez3525
      @damienperez3525 Год назад +1

      Landed on your comment right as 3:08 hit and my reading voice synced with them. Shiiiii.....

  • @theworkethic
    @theworkethic Год назад +55

    This conversation hits home. It’s terrible.

    • @Skip-vm1rf
      @Skip-vm1rf Год назад +10

      yep. been there. somehow made this lifestyle work for 4-5 years. have no idea why the hell i put myself through that.

  • @arkfinz4947
    @arkfinz4947 3 месяца назад +6

    That kaleidoscope demonstration was wild

  • @handsomeblackman255
    @handsomeblackman255 Год назад +27

    Stories like these make you relapse.
    Then feel miserable the next day.....

    • @Chillllllbruh
      @Chillllllbruh 5 месяцев назад

      Why you lie to yourself with your username like that?
      Crack?

    • @Alentir
      @Alentir 3 дня назад

      Or just don't.

  • @DrewD76
    @DrewD76 Год назад +27

    It felt like the guy was going to leave his kids…🤣🤣🤣

    • @RiverboatPirate
      @RiverboatPirate 6 месяцев назад

      To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol.
      But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier.
      On a side note-
      If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets...
      If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.

  • @TheLand_GunNer
    @TheLand_GunNer Год назад +66

    He's trying to figure out if this is a real story that actually happened lol

  • @fw_4da20
    @fw_4da20 2 месяца назад +5

    4:57 is wild😂💀💀💀

  • @sirmegallot3276
    @sirmegallot3276 Год назад +147

    Jesus, let the dude tell his story....

    • @iikantsleep0
      @iikantsleep0 Год назад +18

      Stop telling Jesus wat to do

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 7 месяцев назад +3

      You've never done cocaine

    • @jjwilling9395
      @jjwilling9395 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheB00tyWarrior and he should never use it.

    • @benjaminschuler7221
      @benjaminschuler7221 6 месяцев назад +12

      Right? Was the seat comfortable? Who cares?

    • @TrevorGray4758
      @TrevorGray4758 4 месяца назад

      He did………. The Bible. They are free.

  • @RoldanRR00
    @RoldanRR00 Год назад +40

    This interaction seems more awkward than what happened in the taxi cab.

    • @TrevorGray4758
      @TrevorGray4758 4 месяца назад

      Didn’t feel that way at all. Not sure if you had got comfortable yet being by yourself in the new apartment. It’s ok bro just buy a cat or dog or whatever the fuck your into haha!

  • @jhubjrbrbr
    @jhubjrbrbr Год назад +32

    This guys look like they are going to buy a couple of 8 balls right after the end of the interview

  • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
    @JohnDoe-cd6ro Год назад +12

    More like a tame, uneventful night for a ❄️ head.

  • @kieranoneill6768
    @kieranoneill6768 Год назад +94

    John has a moment of pain on his face when he has to remind Theo of the word kaleidoscope

    • @marcojaimes3702
      @marcojaimes3702 Год назад +8

      Damn you. Now I can’t unsee it lol

    • @unrealnews
      @unrealnews Год назад +4

      Whatever else was in this video has been overshadowed by that moment because of this comment.

    • @adamredden2007
      @adamredden2007 Год назад +2

      Imagine how painful it was to realize Theo Von is deeper than he is.

    • @rick-db1wr
      @rick-db1wr Год назад +3

      @@adamredden2007 on your deepness scale?

    • @Asapmoses
      @Asapmoses Год назад +5

      That hand motion was messing with me

  • @00loudog
    @00loudog 3 месяца назад

    Man being an addict myself that ending really hit hard 3 months sober so happy never going back

  • @stevee.7419
    @stevee.7419 Год назад +20

    Good thoughts, great decisions, no relapses, brother John.

  • @jameswhoever3730
    @jameswhoever3730 7 месяцев назад +8

    He cuts him off every couple seconds.

  • @bobs2809
    @bobs2809 Год назад +45

    I wish the other guy would interrupt Theo more.

    • @Ndizzyinthehizzy
      @Ndizzyinthehizzy 5 месяцев назад +2

      He was a coke addict. Old habits die hard. Talking back quickly is all he knows.

    • @JohnDoe-x1s4d
      @JohnDoe-x1s4d Месяц назад

      You’re not a true coke head if you’ve never asked 50 questions at the same time.

  • @nsns7993
    @nsns7993 Год назад +27

    What are these interrupts and questions dude 😂😂😂

    • @123456789helloman
      @123456789helloman Год назад +9

      Annoying attempts at being funny? I haven't watched the full episode, definitely couldn't after listening to these few annoying minutes

    • @astralmatrix
      @astralmatrix Год назад +7

      Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!

    • @johnbrooks8552
      @johnbrooks8552 Год назад

      @@astralmatrix it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories

  • @zackamania6534
    @zackamania6534 Год назад +3

    2:51 Daryl Strawberry probably makes many appearances in different peoples cocaine stories

  • @IvanHernandez-b6m
    @IvanHernandez-b6m 5 месяцев назад +1

    Sun glasses always give it away😂and the awkward silence while your sittin tryna bite your own ear off😂

  • @ChannelVideoYoutube
    @ChannelVideoYoutube Год назад +11

    Wow John is so charming even when he is annoyed/irritated lol

  • @raoul_duke69
    @raoul_duke69 3 дня назад

    'how was the front seat?'
    'idk i was kinda scared'😂🤣💀shamelessly honest. i love it.

  • @NarcoticZombie
    @NarcoticZombie 5 месяцев назад +4

    "how comfy were the seats" wtf asks that question lol

  • @ScotMayo420
    @ScotMayo420 3 месяца назад +1

    Quitters never win and winners never quit

  • @alexkoefman
    @alexkoefman Год назад +5

    I feel high listening to this story: completely incoherent and confused

  • @nicholasmorello6370
    @nicholasmorello6370 Год назад +3

    Did they make the film joe dirt based on this guy? Seems a good fit

  • @joe56984
    @joe56984 9 месяцев назад +3

    Is there footage of Theo’s interview where he was coked out of his mind?

  • @clintgirodat9142
    @clintgirodat9142 Месяц назад +1

    One time in a taxi. I got a shit ton of stories i keep hearing theo talking about the same story

  • @jessemontano762
    @jessemontano762 5 месяцев назад

    theo is the only one out of all these newer comedians,if u can call them comedians that i can actually stand to listen to...

  • @JimmySkye-n2w
    @JimmySkye-n2w Год назад +11

    Minutes of fun, hours of agony

  • @gypsonny2
    @gypsonny2 Год назад +7

    With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early

  • @rodkavanagh8525
    @rodkavanagh8525 4 месяца назад +1

    Strawberry for sure knew. Do a show where you ask him.

  • @RespectfullyConcernedCitizen
    @RespectfullyConcernedCitizen 2 месяца назад +2

    I’m pretty much positive that Theo has actually done less coke than the average frat boy, yet talks about it more than almost any famous person in history. We get it dude - you tried coke for a short season and liked it.

  • @jwj8201
    @jwj8201 Год назад +6

    Somebody better come cover this guy up!

  • @Selfcontortion
    @Selfcontortion 5 месяцев назад +2

    The Jordan Peterson book in the corner is really concerning but other than that it’s a good video.

  • @worldpeaceplease4938
    @worldpeaceplease4938 6 месяцев назад

    Who else wishes that we had that recording of the interview that morning after the cab incident

  • @nicholashardick5959
    @nicholashardick5959 Год назад +15

    Let him tell the story Mulaney

  • @adrianmatarazzo691
    @adrianmatarazzo691 7 месяцев назад +1

    Classic podcast. When the interviewer keeps cutting the guest off.

  • @ShanePalmer-666
    @ShanePalmer-666 5 месяцев назад +1

    Been going hard lately 3 day bender sleep for a day repeat

  • @sdm12342002
    @sdm12342002 Месяц назад

    "Cocaine is a hell of a drug." - Rick James

  • @adamredden2007
    @adamredden2007 Год назад +27

    In this clip, everyone discovers that Theo Von is far more introspective than John Mulvaney.

    • @WROJ
      @WROJ Год назад +4

      Tbh I hope that isn’t true but it totally makes sense seemingly that theos went thru some sh

    • @trippy9320
      @trippy9320 Год назад +4

      no need to compare

  • @jbone1982wi
    @jbone1982wi 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao off the baby changing station!

  • @jakey3306
    @jakey3306 3 месяца назад

    "I got every serface imaginable, from counter... to counter." XD

  • @tennishill177
    @tennishill177 9 месяцев назад +1

    lol, i didnt even the finish the video. John kept interrupting too much

  • @jedahn
    @jedahn Год назад +1

    Dude is a walking cocaine story.

  • @chattycathydoll
    @chattycathydoll 7 месяцев назад +1

    "everything kinda lined up..."

  • @leemori90
    @leemori90 8 месяцев назад +1

    On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!

  • @Teenywing
    @Teenywing 6 месяцев назад

    ‘Ai tried to give ‘er a schmooooch….” 😂😂😂♥️

  • @kathrinsides2838
    @kathrinsides2838 8 месяцев назад

    Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.

  • @OkieCoinHunter
    @OkieCoinHunter 9 месяцев назад +3

    This title is such click bait. I wanted a story not an interview. Let the man talk

  • @Mike-w3t3q
    @Mike-w3t3q 9 дней назад

    I had a taxi driver get me some snow as well, we were in the Bahamas! He took me outside of the tourist area….. looked like Beirut on a sunny day

  • @NunYa953
    @NunYa953 5 месяцев назад

    All of us heavy cocaine users can not only relate, but have a handful of stories at least this crazy.

  • @TonyFrickey-ur9jy
    @TonyFrickey-ur9jy 5 месяцев назад

    Two brilliant of comedians being honest men.

  • @roscoemuttley
    @roscoemuttley Год назад +1

    Strawberry had to know Theo was messed up.

  • @uno1industries
    @uno1industries Год назад +2

    2:42 runnin’ on neck thoughts

  • @Snakeman612
    @Snakeman612 Год назад +9

    Thats a scary Coke story???

  • @brianmcdowell6066
    @brianmcdowell6066 Год назад +10

    I can never tell if it’s a work or a shoot with Theo

  • @chuckironsight3914
    @chuckironsight3914 5 месяцев назад +1

    i did cocaine , .5 g , every single day for 3 years straight because i could get it from my boss every shift start....i left that job and never even thought about wanting coke ever agian...i feel like i am very lucky i didnt get addicted. whats weird is i smoked pot every day for years after that and when i quit that i got so damn sick, only reason i got sick was because i was so busy at work i forgot about smoking weed, i havent smoked since

  • @toplistcrew7645
    @toplistcrew7645 6 месяцев назад

    The driver could tell he was wasted haha he wanted to party!

  • @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
    @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn Год назад +6

    Literally nobody ever has ever cut blow with that style of razorblade. Ever.

    • @nickl6715
      @nickl6715 7 месяцев назад +1

      Definitely not twice…

    • @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
      @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn 7 месяцев назад

      @nickl6715 desperate times and measures i suppose, did they at least heal well? Vit e helps. 😬🫡😂

    • @Bonsoirmonamie
      @Bonsoirmonamie 6 месяцев назад +1

      I have

    • @havardpedersen1138
      @havardpedersen1138 6 месяцев назад

      Ever heard about a thing called duct tape?

  • @alrasheedsalih8746
    @alrasheedsalih8746 Год назад

    The back seat was really nice 😂😂😂

  • @bobcabot
    @bobcabot Год назад

    "undercover" John: good one! ( he is talking to you...

  • @LuxuryBeatsMusic
    @LuxuryBeatsMusic Год назад

    I thought he was living out “here” in LA but they were driving a NY yellow cab? Damn!!! That’s a far drive!!! 😂😂😂

  • @nmap-p-
    @nmap-p- 3 месяца назад +1

    Interviewer interrupting the stiry is so annoying

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Год назад +1

    It's a hell of a drug.

  • @NorthernSouthside
    @NorthernSouthside 10 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂 done some thangs in bathrooms, gotta be quick tho😂😂😂

  • @redwood1133
    @redwood1133 Год назад +4

    Daryle strawberry has done your weight in coke.

  • @richboyprado
    @richboyprado Год назад +12

    Theo Von needs to start telling a new Cocaine story

  • @elnino2761
    @elnino2761 Год назад +6

    Guys trying to tell a story about coke and hookers and the other guy is more interested in the front seat of a taxi????

  • @yonasegeleta9833
    @yonasegeleta9833 11 месяцев назад

    Woulda thought John would know this story. Most my friends aren’t that big into theo but have seen that Comedy Central set

  • @jaimemunoz8513
    @jaimemunoz8513 7 месяцев назад +1

    good lord.. just let him tell his story already

  • @OrganicWheat
    @OrganicWheat Год назад +2

    i remember lee's reaction. lmao

  • @ethanpetch2
    @ethanpetch2 Год назад +9

    John seriously needs to stop interrupting. Lol.

  • @CoreyHelton-m6x
    @CoreyHelton-m6x 10 месяцев назад

    A sting? Cab drivers and bar tenders are the go to if you not home

  • @Oceaninmyshades
    @Oceaninmyshades 4 месяца назад

    Mulaney needs to work on not cutting people off. He would not let Theo finish one sentence.

  • @TS-id2hi
    @TS-id2hi 6 месяцев назад

    “welcome to Rome” 😭😭😭

  • @John-eo4zm
    @John-eo4zm 4 месяца назад +1

    This bro is a muppet.

  • @johnflamm1327
    @johnflamm1327 6 месяцев назад

    Theo's all Gacked up!

  • @johndailey2323
    @johndailey2323 8 месяцев назад

    I seem over covered- hahaha

  • @murky16
    @murky16 4 месяца назад

    1:04 I couldn’t imagine being an addict as John Mulaney. He has the most innocent non drug user look about him😂 so yea he’s probably had people think he was an undercover lots of times

    • @MizzPurrdy
      @MizzPurrdy Месяц назад

      In his 1st show after he got out of rehab he admits to being high during some of his shows.

  • @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
    @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 5 месяцев назад +1

    Coke is the one drug I never had a problem with. I tried it and I loved it but it’s like weed for me the high just gradually went away. I didn’t care if I did more, I’d like to but if I couldn’t I didn’t care.
    My best friend started selling it, he’d ask me to come over just to play video games and give me free lines of pure Coke. He legit told me he cut the first couple bags he gave me till he knew I could handle it and then it was all uncut. Still didn’t care.
    It made me feel like a hair metal rockstar when I did a bump. Like just the most badass leather jacket biker in the bar. Even tho it’s 7am and I’m doing a line off my homies phone while driving him to the methadone clinic while he holds the wheel and I’m face down doing 50. Great fucking times honestly and if white powder fentanyl didn’t look like coke I’d still do it. Coke was awesome it was like having a beer but hell I got more addicted to beer than uncut beautiful Coke. I miss it dearly ain’t done none in years god knows how many, I did meth few months ago coke just too hard to find in the south
    Edit: my best friend started injecting and switched to smoking crack to save his veins. He always went above and beyond with drugs and I more or less dipped my toes and did free coke and went home to smoke weed and drink. He probably stayed up doing coke god knows how easy it is to get addicted with it in your face everyday while your doing it

  • @Southdeering60617
    @Southdeering60617 3 месяца назад +1

    He needs to shut up and let von talk next time!

  • @outcold2696
    @outcold2696 5 месяцев назад

    Let the man tell his story dude!

  • @chillydawgg4354
    @chillydawgg4354 5 дней назад

    What was the point of this

  • @vastexpanse8521
    @vastexpanse8521 Год назад

    Guarantee Daryl knew…no doubt, would bet the house.

  • @monfrezo
    @monfrezo 9 месяцев назад

    When is the scary part?

  • @positronikiss
    @positronikiss День назад

    TO this day majority of exaddicts FAIL to see what the REAL problem is with kokein.....

  • @codyclark8533
    @codyclark8533 11 месяцев назад

    Daryl strawberry could obviously tell!!!

  • @johnmike121
    @johnmike121 Месяц назад +1

    Everything Theo says is made up, it's his whole career

    • @raw_si_siht
      @raw_si_siht Месяц назад +1

      Same with Shane's friend Matt.

  • @richardc3693
    @richardc3693 Год назад

    He looks exactly like billy MacFarlane

  • @RainCloudMusicc
    @RainCloudMusicc 6 месяцев назад

    Man I thought that was drake bell 😂😂

  • @Zzrdemon6633
    @Zzrdemon6633 6 месяцев назад

    I've known a bunch of coke heads over the years and not a single one ever used the full word cocaine once!

  • @bobhope4949
    @bobhope4949 5 месяцев назад

    One time me and my friend went out to the bar with his sister his cousin and some other girl, we ended up scoring a g and splits it, go to another bar and when I come out from the pisser some dudes got us blocked in…… turns out it othergirls ex boyfriend, dude tries to run us off the road, girls call the cops, we trunk the rest of the blow, my friends just chit chatting the cop while high out of his skull, I’m sitting in the car thinking, dude…….. get back in the car before we get in trouble lol🤦🏻‍♂️