i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...
@@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree
No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.
@@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale
Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself
I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂
God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol
To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol. But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier. On a side note- If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets... If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.
Didn’t feel that way at all. Not sure if you had got comfortable yet being by yourself in the new apartment. It’s ok bro just buy a cat or dog or whatever the fuck your into haha!
Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!
@@astralmatrix it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories
With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early
I’m pretty much positive that Theo has actually done less coke than the average frat boy, yet talks about it more than almost any famous person in history. We get it dude - you tried coke for a short season and liked it.
On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!
Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.
i did cocaine , .5 g , every single day for 3 years straight because i could get it from my boss every shift start....i left that job and never even thought about wanting coke ever agian...i feel like i am very lucky i didnt get addicted. whats weird is i smoked pot every day for years after that and when i quit that i got so damn sick, only reason i got sick was because i was so busy at work i forgot about smoking weed, i havent smoked since
1:04 I couldn’t imagine being an addict as John Mulaney. He has the most innocent non drug user look about him😂 so yea he’s probably had people think he was an undercover lots of times
Coke is the one drug I never had a problem with. I tried it and I loved it but it’s like weed for me the high just gradually went away. I didn’t care if I did more, I’d like to but if I couldn’t I didn’t care. My best friend started selling it, he’d ask me to come over just to play video games and give me free lines of pure Coke. He legit told me he cut the first couple bags he gave me till he knew I could handle it and then it was all uncut. Still didn’t care. It made me feel like a hair metal rockstar when I did a bump. Like just the most badass leather jacket biker in the bar. Even tho it’s 7am and I’m doing a line off my homies phone while driving him to the methadone clinic while he holds the wheel and I’m face down doing 50. Great fucking times honestly and if white powder fentanyl didn’t look like coke I’d still do it. Coke was awesome it was like having a beer but hell I got more addicted to beer than uncut beautiful Coke. I miss it dearly ain’t done none in years god knows how many, I did meth few months ago coke just too hard to find in the south Edit: my best friend started injecting and switched to smoking crack to save his veins. He always went above and beyond with drugs and I more or less dipped my toes and did free coke and went home to smoke weed and drink. He probably stayed up doing coke god knows how easy it is to get addicted with it in your face everyday while your doing it
One time me and my friend went out to the bar with his sister his cousin and some other girl, we ended up scoring a g and splits it, go to another bar and when I come out from the pisser some dudes got us blocked in…… turns out it othergirls ex boyfriend, dude tries to run us off the road, girls call the cops, we trunk the rest of the blow, my friends just chit chatting the cop while high out of his skull, I’m sitting in the car thinking, dude…….. get back in the car before we get in trouble lol🤦🏻♂️
3:09 that simultaneous "ugh" is all i need to know how good it is to do coke in a single occupant bathroom with a key.
its not that good. you just think it is at the time. youre really just an addict snorting stepped on shit off a toilet bowl with a dollar
Doing cocaine off the baby changing station lmao
@@dubkatmtlyuuuuuup lol
It’s good for doing a variety of drugs in privacy
i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...
Johns description of addiction at the end is really accurate. It's cessation not pleasure.
No shit! I wanna hear his stories 😂
Dude I swear I didn’t look this up but that’s Andrew from BigMouth. I have this thing with voices because of Autism. I can make people.
I love that he's throwing off Theo's story so much that Theo's brain is overworking itself to get through a story he's told a thousand times😂
He was annoying AF interrupting Theo 100 timea
@@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree
No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.
@@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale
Yeah, he didn't even get to tell how he thought he was saying Theodore in Spanish, but he was saying Te adoro, I love you, to the cab driver
Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself
Darryl definitely knew, all recovered people can see it in a hot second
Right. Him being nonchalant and cool was just him trying to help out a fellow addict. He might be recovered, be he aint no snitch 😂
I've heard this story a million times, but it's still great
I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂
God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol
Theo has gotten some serious mileage out of this story. In fact, I think he tells it on every podcast
Fake addicts everywhere in show biz
and?
@@eleven9286 and I’ve heard it 6 times
@@Blaztoize I really feel like you HAVENT and youre dickriding
He didn't use coke much, it's like the people who have to quit drinking alcohol after doing it two nights in a row
3:08 synchronized “ugh” LOL
😂
“It’s your office!” Lmao
Landed on your comment right as 3:08 hit and my reading voice synced with them. Shiiiii.....
This conversation hits home. It’s terrible.
yep. been there. somehow made this lifestyle work for 4-5 years. have no idea why the hell i put myself through that.
That kaleidoscope demonstration was wild
Stories like these make you relapse.
Then feel miserable the next day.....
Why you lie to yourself with your username like that?
Crack?
Or just don't.
It felt like the guy was going to leave his kids…🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol.
But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier.
On a side note-
If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets...
If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.
He's trying to figure out if this is a real story that actually happened lol
lmfao 😂
His reality testing is cracking me up.
4:57 is wild😂💀💀💀
Jesus, let the dude tell his story....
Stop telling Jesus wat to do
You've never done cocaine
@@TheB00tyWarrior and he should never use it.
Right? Was the seat comfortable? Who cares?
He did………. The Bible. They are free.
This interaction seems more awkward than what happened in the taxi cab.
Didn’t feel that way at all. Not sure if you had got comfortable yet being by yourself in the new apartment. It’s ok bro just buy a cat or dog or whatever the fuck your into haha!
This guys look like they are going to buy a couple of 8 balls right after the end of the interview
More like a tame, uneventful night for a ❄️ head.
John has a moment of pain on his face when he has to remind Theo of the word kaleidoscope
Damn you. Now I can’t unsee it lol
Whatever else was in this video has been overshadowed by that moment because of this comment.
Imagine how painful it was to realize Theo Von is deeper than he is.
@@adamredden2007 on your deepness scale?
That hand motion was messing with me
Man being an addict myself that ending really hit hard 3 months sober so happy never going back
Good thoughts, great decisions, no relapses, brother John.
He cuts him off every couple seconds.
He keeps interrupting.
I wish the other guy would interrupt Theo more.
He was a coke addict. Old habits die hard. Talking back quickly is all he knows.
You’re not a true coke head if you’ve never asked 50 questions at the same time.
What are these interrupts and questions dude 😂😂😂
Annoying attempts at being funny? I haven't watched the full episode, definitely couldn't after listening to these few annoying minutes
Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!
@@astralmatrix it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories
2:51 Daryl Strawberry probably makes many appearances in different peoples cocaine stories
Sun glasses always give it away😂and the awkward silence while your sittin tryna bite your own ear off😂
Wow John is so charming even when he is annoyed/irritated lol
'how was the front seat?'
'idk i was kinda scared'😂🤣💀shamelessly honest. i love it.
"how comfy were the seats" wtf asks that question lol
Quitters never win and winners never quit
I feel high listening to this story: completely incoherent and confused
Did they make the film joe dirt based on this guy? Seems a good fit
Is there footage of Theo’s interview where he was coked out of his mind?
One time in a taxi. I got a shit ton of stories i keep hearing theo talking about the same story
theo is the only one out of all these newer comedians,if u can call them comedians that i can actually stand to listen to...
Minutes of fun, hours of agony
the fun peaks when going to pick it up
With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early
Strawberry for sure knew. Do a show where you ask him.
I’m pretty much positive that Theo has actually done less coke than the average frat boy, yet talks about it more than almost any famous person in history. We get it dude - you tried coke for a short season and liked it.
He went to rehab
Somebody better come cover this guy up!
The Jordan Peterson book in the corner is really concerning but other than that it’s a good video.
Who else wishes that we had that recording of the interview that morning after the cab incident
Let him tell the story Mulaney
Classic podcast. When the interviewer keeps cutting the guest off.
Been going hard lately 3 day bender sleep for a day repeat
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." - Rick James
In this clip, everyone discovers that Theo Von is far more introspective than John Mulvaney.
Tbh I hope that isn’t true but it totally makes sense seemingly that theos went thru some sh
no need to compare
Lmao off the baby changing station!
"I got every serface imaginable, from counter... to counter." XD
lol, i didnt even the finish the video. John kept interrupting too much
Dude is a walking cocaine story.
"everything kinda lined up..."
On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!
‘Ai tried to give ‘er a schmooooch….” 😂😂😂♥️
Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.
This title is such click bait. I wanted a story not an interview. Let the man talk
bruh lmao
I had a taxi driver get me some snow as well, we were in the Bahamas! He took me outside of the tourist area….. looked like Beirut on a sunny day
All of us heavy cocaine users can not only relate, but have a handful of stories at least this crazy.
Two brilliant of comedians being honest men.
Strawberry had to know Theo was messed up.
2:42 runnin’ on neck thoughts
Thats a scary Coke story???
I can never tell if it’s a work or a shoot with Theo
i did cocaine , .5 g , every single day for 3 years straight because i could get it from my boss every shift start....i left that job and never even thought about wanting coke ever agian...i feel like i am very lucky i didnt get addicted. whats weird is i smoked pot every day for years after that and when i quit that i got so damn sick, only reason i got sick was because i was so busy at work i forgot about smoking weed, i havent smoked since
The driver could tell he was wasted haha he wanted to party!
Literally nobody ever has ever cut blow with that style of razorblade. Ever.
Definitely not twice…
@nickl6715 desperate times and measures i suppose, did they at least heal well? Vit e helps. 😬🫡😂
I have
Ever heard about a thing called duct tape?
The back seat was really nice 😂😂😂
"undercover" John: good one! ( he is talking to you...
I thought he was living out “here” in LA but they were driving a NY yellow cab? Damn!!! That’s a far drive!!! 😂😂😂
Interviewer interrupting the stiry is so annoying
It's a hell of a drug.
😂😂😂 done some thangs in bathrooms, gotta be quick tho😂😂😂
Daryle strawberry has done your weight in coke.
Theo Von needs to start telling a new Cocaine story
Guys trying to tell a story about coke and hookers and the other guy is more interested in the front seat of a taxi????
Woulda thought John would know this story. Most my friends aren’t that big into theo but have seen that Comedy Central set
good lord.. just let him tell his story already
i remember lee's reaction. lmao
John seriously needs to stop interrupting. Lol.
A sting? Cab drivers and bar tenders are the go to if you not home
Mulaney needs to work on not cutting people off. He would not let Theo finish one sentence.
“welcome to Rome” 😭😭😭
This bro is a muppet.
Theo's all Gacked up!
I seem over covered- hahaha
1:04 I couldn’t imagine being an addict as John Mulaney. He has the most innocent non drug user look about him😂 so yea he’s probably had people think he was an undercover lots of times
In his 1st show after he got out of rehab he admits to being high during some of his shows.
Coke is the one drug I never had a problem with. I tried it and I loved it but it’s like weed for me the high just gradually went away. I didn’t care if I did more, I’d like to but if I couldn’t I didn’t care.
My best friend started selling it, he’d ask me to come over just to play video games and give me free lines of pure Coke. He legit told me he cut the first couple bags he gave me till he knew I could handle it and then it was all uncut. Still didn’t care.
It made me feel like a hair metal rockstar when I did a bump. Like just the most badass leather jacket biker in the bar. Even tho it’s 7am and I’m doing a line off my homies phone while driving him to the methadone clinic while he holds the wheel and I’m face down doing 50. Great fucking times honestly and if white powder fentanyl didn’t look like coke I’d still do it. Coke was awesome it was like having a beer but hell I got more addicted to beer than uncut beautiful Coke. I miss it dearly ain’t done none in years god knows how many, I did meth few months ago coke just too hard to find in the south
Edit: my best friend started injecting and switched to smoking crack to save his veins. He always went above and beyond with drugs and I more or less dipped my toes and did free coke and went home to smoke weed and drink. He probably stayed up doing coke god knows how easy it is to get addicted with it in your face everyday while your doing it
He needs to shut up and let von talk next time!
Let the man tell his story dude!
What was the point of this
Guarantee Daryl knew…no doubt, would bet the house.
When is the scary part?
TO this day majority of exaddicts FAIL to see what the REAL problem is with kokein.....
Daryl strawberry could obviously tell!!!
Everything Theo says is made up, it's his whole career
Same with Shane's friend Matt.
He looks exactly like billy MacFarlane
Man I thought that was drake bell 😂😂
I've known a bunch of coke heads over the years and not a single one ever used the full word cocaine once!
One time me and my friend went out to the bar with his sister his cousin and some other girl, we ended up scoring a g and splits it, go to another bar and when I come out from the pisser some dudes got us blocked in…… turns out it othergirls ex boyfriend, dude tries to run us off the road, girls call the cops, we trunk the rest of the blow, my friends just chit chatting the cop while high out of his skull, I’m sitting in the car thinking, dude…….. get back in the car before we get in trouble lol🤦🏻♂️