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I remember a video where a dudo explains how in the star wars universe infomation is hard to pass on, It's about something related to letters, or infomation passing idk
@@hiway19891 "We live in an era where we can have holographic conferences with people across the galaxy, but nobody made a note that the jedi were a thing that existed." Y'know, the organisation whose "coup" was the basis behind Palpatine founding the empire. There was a national holiday to commemorate the occasion. The jedi had built resentment across the galaxy. Did everyone just forget this?
"Would you like that with powers we just made up or convenient events that have a one in a million chance of happening?" "Do I really have to choose?" "No you‘re right we‘ll just give you both, have fun!"
@@Buphido "Are you sure because we are going to have to rewrite and completely destroy the past installments that are dear in the hearts of many fans" Rey-"ye"
I am severely disappointed we were not gifted a grotesque depiction of the kiss at the end But fr this might be the most accurate depiction of this movie I’ve seen so far
Dankboi McGee Well, technically in ep3 that’s how he managed to stall for time long enough to convince Anakin to stop Windu, so it should count as a win more than a loss.
@@samlevy9897 Not really tho for RotJ. It made sense for him to shock Vader; it clearly killed Vader. Palps didn't die until he got chucked and fell down into the reactor.
Devin Caldwell Rey’s parents being nobodies was one of the most compelling things about her. What happens when there is no “chosen one”? In my opinion, they should have followed that plot line and had her evolve into something new in the Star Wars canon. I’m pretty sure that was the intent, what with the whole title of “Last Jedi”.
@@xthelegend89 That's what pissed me off about Episode IX. This one compelling element was effectively retconned because JJ couldn't handle the idea of a total NOBODY saving the galaxy at large. If they actually rolled with it, the plot could've been more engaging than a series of video game set pieces disguised as a story.
“C3PO can read the language but it’d erase his memories” Me: “You’re telling me that in this highly advanced world they don’t know how to put things on backup?”
And then Darth Vader stepped out the enterprise and said "come with me if you want to live, gotta go fast!". And Frodo flew to Hogwarts to destroy excalibur in the sand of time.
Which do you prefer, the prequels or the sequels. I personally prefer the prequels because, while they're bad story wise the sequels aren't much better and at least they have really good lightsaber fights
@@NatetendoOfficial It literally melted his face in the prequels. Unless it didn't actually and he just turned off his force-disguise for extra dramatic effect, which is also a theory.
Palpatine shooting lightning in Episode 3: "Why can't I turn this off?!" Palpatine shooting lightning in Episode 9: "WHY CAN'T I STILL NOT TURN IT OFF?!?!"
Palpatine - Has the power to resurrect himself and create a fleet of hundreds of thousands of ships with nobody noticing Also Palpatine - dies from his own lightning
I haven’t watched the movie. I’m not even a big fan of Star Wars. I am, however, a big fan of CircleToons. This video holds the extent of my knowledge of Star Wars.
You saved yourself time and money. Hollywood has become more interested in forcing identity politics into major franchises rather than prioritizing good writing.
I think in lore it was supposed to be some energy absorption technique, kinda similar to absorbing blaster shots with the palms. And mastery step above is emitting that energy back, like Yoda did vs Dooku. So it's not really HIS lightning anymore, but some Jedi reverse trick. They never managed to portray it properly in sword vs lighting situations, though.
@@christianboustani8284 Honestly, atleast we were introduced with the new lightsaber fights and a cool new character in that movie. Is also built up to a very good movie (Revenge of the sith) unlike the Rise of Skywalker where they just didn't care whatsoever
AARON MEDDERS yeh they didn’t know what to do with his character. We should have seen the story through his eyes, not Rey’s. Her character really isn’t relatable.
I always found it extremely ironic how Disney straight up made Finn, the biggest potential character with the most interesting backstory (er, the only one with a backstory among the new characters, really), a one-note useless joke after TFA. Remember how people called critics of the sequel trilogy racists? Well, i don't see how a film turning the black character into a useless, pathetic, creepy comic relief joke isn't racist as hell.
@@marcar9marcar972 wait, that's possible. EVERY disney star wars is just boring plot recycling of old movies and bringing back 1 character from the old movies just to kill them off in the ssme movie. Part 7 was recycles from an already recycled plot AND they killed han solo! Part 8 was just bad in general and they killed luke... part 9 is just "hey, let's bring back palpatine because we kinda already killed off our villain in the last one and kylo doesn't make a good villain"
And thus, the series was concluded.... Until Disney comes up with some other brilliant ideas and makes two new trilogies, each discrediting the other as a reliable source, and featuring Jar Jar as the new protagonist.
well rumors say that disney for sure will make another trilogy, but this time it will be in the past with young yoda, so lets just hope they at least don't fuck up with the story of the other trilogies
“Actually it’s in the Sith language. I could translate it for you but I haven’t mattered to the plot in the past 8 movies, and I would really like to.”
I mean, he did matter just not to massive degrees, I was definitely pissed off that his "death" (memory erase) had none of the people he has worked with for years(Leia, han, chewie, luke, even lando) . It made the scene lose it's tear-jerking potential Then they go and bring his memories back using r2 for no reason beyond "doh fans might get angry because they should have memory backups"
I love how they straight up hated C3P0 and never cared about him all throughout the movie, even during his "death" scene really, which wasn't a death scene because he get's his memory back.
@@Crossbones6732 I didnt buy it when even before I knew about the second ship. Like you think they are going to kill of chewie like that? There would be fucking riots, Id be rioting right now.
@@frozarburst6350 Luke Skywalker was able to deflect nearly 300 blaster bolts per second, use telekinesis to manipulate a black hole, use emerald force lightning, tear apart a freighter's hull using telekinesis while telepathically ripping apart the crew's minds, walk across lava, injure and defeat Abeloth, telepathically call to every Jedi in the galaxy, swing his blade so fast it appeared to be 20 blades, create a wall of light using his saber, use telekinesis on atoms/molecules and phase through solid objects, teleport beings and objects across long distances, erase people's memories and skills such as how to breathe and fight, destroy an entire fleet using the force, demonstrate nanosecond reaction time against Abeloth. (Light travels one foot in one nanosecond.) Luke was also able to travel at the speed of light while one with the force. He has also ran faster than a Tie Fighter and stopped 5 blaster bolts with one hand. Even after being dead for a hundred years his force ghost was capable of becoming tangible and look/act like a normal living being. He could even duel others with a lightsaber as a force ghost.
Abrams originally got the job to write and produce the whole trilogie (ep 7-9), so he made an overarching script for the three movies that combined were the classic heroes journey for Ray like Luke had it in ep 4-6. But after ep 7 was released, Disney swooped in and replaced JJ Abrams with fucking Rian Johnson and also Kathleen Kennedy exerted a fair bit of Influence on the Production of ep 8. Rian Johnson threw the whole script of Abrams out the window and just went ape shit, what gave us this fucking train wreck of ep 8. Then Disney swooped in yet again and replaced Rian Johnson again with JJ Abrams, who had to pick up where ep 8 ended and somehow conclude this damned trilogie, so he tried to make his original script a reality and gave us what ep 9 is today. If you watch ep 9 from the right angle, you can see that the majority of the movie is JJ Abrams correcting everything that Rian Johnson fucked up in order to show us the original trilogie he had imagined. So no, JJ Abrams definitely is not the problem, Rian Johnson and Disney directing the Star Wars movie production is!
@Rustie I liked rian johnsons movie, he’s a great director (if you didn’t like tlj watch knives out or looper). I blame Disney for not planning out this properly. Trilogies where directors switch in and out never work out great especially on short notice( The hobbit for example). They really should have had everything planned out from day 1
@@acamelwholikescoke4641 i hated the last jedi, but i saw a trailer of knifes out and was interested, i give you that. But as i previously mentioned JJ Abrams HAD planned out the entire trilogy and while Disney is to blame because they switched him for Rian Johnson and back, Rian could have just taken the script Abrams had already laid out, but NO he just threw it all out the window and made this mess of a movie that completely defies so many things in the star wars movieverse.
So because of TROS I’ve found myself in a “new trilogy” phase and found myself critiquing the movies and rewatching them one more time through (which wasn’t easy 😖) just to really get a grasp at what Disney attempted to do. And it’s when you watch all three movies back to back do you really get a sense of how badly written and planned out this trilogy was. I felt like I was watching 3 completely different movies, each with a different feel and tone, and a story that “kinda” weaved together between the three acts. And it’s terrible. It’s really bad. Nobody argues that these movies aren’t impressive technically with the visuals, sound, cinematography etc. But from a literary perspective these movies are a total mess and failure in storytelling. You could literally conduct an entire case study or devote an entire college course to the disaster in storytelling these movies are. I rewatched the OT last week. It’s been a while. Maybe a few years since I’ve sat through all three movies and the difference is shockingly noticeable! The flow and story of the OT is classic in every sense, with the appropriate tone, feel, foreshadowing, reveals and themes. George wrote it as a mythology, and the mythos of the “hero’s journey.” The classic tale of the hero defeating the villain. It’s the reason why the saga is considered the mythology of our times. And it’s great. It’s classic and one the best stories ever told. Disney created a “product” and nothing more.
the standalone movies werent bad actually. Rogue One was phenomenal I enjoyed it start to finish. if only the actual trilogy lived up to what Disney CAN do with the franchise Rogue One and Solo are examples of good Disney Star Wars Movies so why is it that the actual trilogy is so bad?
Argonne Because they were intended as self contained stories that fit into an established narrative. The trilogy didn’t work because they had no plan for a multiple-film story arc.
@@xdlr22 yeah rly looking forward to watching that series at some point. the Mandolorians arent given much screentime in star wars. you find out more in novels and the games than you do in actual tv shows and movies.
Who would win? Darth Sideous, the most powerful dark lord of the sith to ever live, so powerful and ingenious that he took over the entire galaxy and survived death _or_ Using two lightsabers
What kind of stupid question is this??? The power of 2 lightsabers is over 9000, while lightning bolts are 0, you need to learn more of the star wars lore and universe you fricking noob
@@HankJ666 This is the same dumbass who said,"I don't buy the Mary Sue thing anyway. I find the term sexist in itself because it's Mary Sue. I don't think there's a thing called Ryan Craig." And when asked about Trump she responded,"Americans must suffer some form of mental illness to support the Republican president. The things that make me angry are the things that make everyone angry. Everyone has an issue with Trump - every sane person anyway." That dumb Bitch probably loved the script, & thinks the sequel trilogy is a flawless masterpiece.
You forgot the part where palpie is like "if you kill me I will comeback stronger than I ever was- like I mean I will literally posses your body upon death" :/
Man the fact that they made Palpatine so OP that he emp’d the whole fleet and then for him to go out like that was so bad. I was so hyped to see a fight but it was just garbage
In the original trilogy he electrocuted himself again while trying to shock Vader into letting him go, Vader did not let go then chucked him down a convenient pit. Palpatine is not very good at stopping his lightning
@@fist-of-doom487 I just rewatched the clip and he definitely doesn't. No part him flashes like it does when it strikes Vader or Luke. I can see why it would be confusing though because it has to travel past himself in order to hit Vader.
Heh Surprised at the dislikes. Why would anyone dislike such an accurate recap on this movie. Not even sarcastic, this is literally what happened in this movie. XD
Disney: Here's how you spell it KK: Y-O-U A-R-E F-I-R-E-D KK: Wut? Disney: Get out and take your trash with you. *points to Lucasfilm story group* Filoni and Faverau: Aww. Disney Except you, you two stay. Filoni and Faverau: WOO HOO!
@@karateparty100 I think Lucasfilm needs a combo of Faverau and Filoni. Filoni knows the games and animated series, and Faverau knows film franchises, but yes Lucasfilm would be better off without KK, also without Disney.
Dr. Me because this is pretty funny. The movie felt rushed throughout the first half of it. It went too fast in my opinion. The second half was decent. The whole Reylo kiss thing made no sense and was unnecessary in my opinion as well. They just brought back old characters, made the characters survive random things that they should’ve died from, give Rey OP skills, and used Endgame’s “I am Iron Man” line. This wasn’t a good movie and I see why it was rated worse than The Phantom Menace.
@@SilkfireStudios Consume current product. Get excited for next product. We can't be happy with what we get because what we get is terrible in virtually every conceivable way. Just because it has "Star Wars" plastered on it doesn't mean that it's magically immune to criticism.
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Well, that sucks.
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Yeah It was weird, i tried check my audio volume if it works or not, so i max it up.
15 seconds in and my ear is gone.
Honestly, just thought the silence at the beginning was part of the joke >-
That’s dumb. Sorry man.
“Your parents might be interesting!”
“Your parents were nobodies!”
“You are my grandchild and I had your parents killed!”
What do you know? They were all right.
Shit that means you killed your own Son/ daughter
That be gangsta
@@HandmadeGoose97 What is more gangsta how he banged some chick with that face :d
ObviouslyKaleb honestly I’m shocked people actually thought Ray’s parents were nobodies
@@marcar9marcar972
Because it was said in the movies ?
You forgot the part where Ben turns good for 2 seconds before dying instantly
That....that was like 15 minutes
Remember when Vader did the same exact thing?
@@Blocker5475 what aboutism.....
@Jay
Technically he wasn't bc he wasn't made from the force but by two people, but then everything else was a copy i think
Jay we get it
Episode 7: " The Jedi are real?!"
Episode 9: "Oh Palpatine is back"
I remember a video where a dudo explains how in the star wars universe infomation is hard to pass on,
It's about something related to letters, or infomation passing idk
Despite we’re in the age of space traveling, we don’t have internet.
Episode8 : LUKE FUCKING DIES.
@@hiway19891 "We live in an era where we can have holographic conferences with people across the galaxy, but nobody made a note that the jedi were a thing that existed." Y'know, the organisation whose "coup" was the basis behind Palpatine founding the empire. There was a national holiday to commemorate the occasion. The jedi had built resentment across the galaxy. Did everyone just forget this?
@Paul Martin (you missed the point(
Rey: “I would like to progress and win now.”
The plot: “ok”
"I bypassed the plot!"
This is very true
"Would you like that with powers we just made up or convenient events that have a one in a million chance of happening?"
"Do I really have to choose?"
"No you‘re right we‘ll just give you both, have fun!"
@@Buphido "Are you sure because we are going to have to rewrite and completely destroy the past installments that are dear in the hearts of many fans" Rey-"ye"
@@DGneoseeker1 "He lost the Star Wars"
Finn was so unimportant in this movie that not seeing him here made sense.
Poe was even less important
Ramiere wasn’t Poe the one that got them that chip or whatever the fuck it was called from that girl like EXTREMELY conveniently?
He's too busy planning how to lay the pipe
who the hell is finn
@@palchumfriend4887 from adventure times, ugh, the nerve of some people.
I am severely disappointed we were not gifted a grotesque depiction of the kiss at the end
But fr this might be the most accurate depiction of this movie I’ve seen so far
@Hyper Kin i mean that's just the whole trilogy to be honest
You know the kiss is insest you know between Rey and kilo
@@moddedzomb97 they're not related
Gehab where tf are your tier lists and whatnot
Hyper Kin lmao
*Palp doesn’t learn from the Episode 3 Mace Windu fiasco*
“How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man!”
"I love the young people."
Dankboi McGee Well, technically in ep3 that’s how he managed to stall for time long enough to convince Anakin to stop Windu, so it should count as a win more than a loss.
In episode 3 it made sense because he was trying to turn Anakin.
Lets be real, Rey just finished what Mace started.
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter and democracy "
This gives the vibe of a little kid playing with his action figures. The story matches that too.
yeah the literal script of the movie gives the vibe of a little kid playing with his action figures
@@amplifi3dgaming608 I could say the same for the entire Disney Trilogy, especially considering Rian Johnson is a man-child.
@@megaman37456 i think rian johnson did a better job than jj abrams did with rise of skywalker
@@amplifi3dgaming608 Haha! Oh wait you're serious?! Rian Johnson's Soy Woke was a disaster.
That's because the sequel trilogy basically is two man children fighting over their toys in a 4 billion dollar sandbox.
"Gah I forgot how to stop using my lightning powers!"
I don't think he ever knew
I mean, that’s how they’ve defeated Palpatine every single time
Mistah Fox the first time he was probably just trying to turn anakin by looking weak but it didn’t make since this time
Mistah Fox especially Palpatine players in battlefront 2
@@samlevy9897 Not really tho for RotJ. It made sense for him to shock Vader; it clearly killed Vader. Palps didn't die until he got chucked and fell down into the reactor.
UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR!!!
Ryan Johnson: Rey's parents are nobodies
J. J. Abharams: Well no one said that about her grandparents
Rian Johnson: *adds compelling element to a character's background*
JJ Abrams: *adds half-assed reveal that makes Rey a bigger Mary Sue*
Actually guys it's "Ruin Johnson," & "JJ Binks."
@@xsana988 Fair enough, I suppose
Devin Caldwell Rey’s parents being nobodies was one of the most compelling things about her. What happens when there is no “chosen one”? In my opinion, they should have followed that plot line and had her evolve into something new in the Star Wars canon. I’m pretty sure that was the intent, what with the whole title of “Last Jedi”.
@@xthelegend89 That's what pissed me off about Episode IX. This one compelling element was effectively retconned because JJ couldn't handle the idea of a total NOBODY saving the galaxy at large. If they actually rolled with it, the plot could've been more engaging than a series of video game set pieces disguised as a story.
Should’ve put in clip of finn in there saying “I gotta tell you something” to rey and her saying “I don’t care”
Or she could say, "I know"...
I know and I don’t care
Nah. It's black history month. Finn is history.
Finn? Who's Finn? /s >:D
Did they ever actually explain what he was going to say or were we just supposed to infer?
Bad movie summary!
Random space terrorists try to stalk and kill a religious elderly man on life-support.
Everything after the second word here is unnecessary ;)
One way of looking at it!
Technically yes
I thought you were summarizing a bad movie, whoops. But you can understand my confusion.
I'm 666 like
Who are you?
Reyd Shadow Legends
Lmao
*GET OUT*
Reyd... *Reyd..*
You think you're so fucking clever, don't you?
We all got Rey nae'd.
Destroys thousands of ships with lighting
Two lightsabers: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Feminist*
Actually this isn't the first time we have seen this technique
Staraptor Flock ok
@@staraptorflock3661 lightning wasn't capable of bringing down fleets back then.
@@danielhounshell2526 If it was, Vader would have looked a lot like Alderaan in RotJ
The sad thing is this sounds like a fan fiction, but it’s really not
I think its pretty clear they didn't have a roadmap and just made the movies as they went along
And this made more sense
It is a fan fiction though.
but it is, everything after George Lucas is just fanfics, that's all this new trilogy has been one god feminist fanfic.
@@theswedishdude1 looks like your name holds up
“C3PO can read the language but it’d erase his memories”
Me: “You’re telling me that in this highly advanced world they don’t know how to put things on backup?”
I mean they did back up his memory when they got back to the base
Also Anakin programmed him so even the basic idea of him not being allowed to translate it is stupid.
@@quickbinger1058yes, according to republic law, when there was no republic on tatoine and anakin would probably have forgotten by episode 2
@@gl7029 I know right.
@@quickbinger1058 Anakin would've preloaded the language database onto him. He wouldn't have manually programmed 6 million languages...
You forgot the part where snoke is revealed to be jar jar binks
He also forgot the part where jar jar force chocked obi-wan and then blew up the Death Star.
Can’t believe he missed the part where jar jar straight up yeeted Rey into space out of revenge for her expose him as Snoke.
That might have actually been planned who knows this trilogy is all over the place
Well he was a jar jar being
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
Can we talk about how the robot thing palpatine was on was exactly like GLADOS from portal
Omg i'm glad i wasn't the only one who thought that
looks like GLaDOS and is a ripoff of ME
"Oh its you. I've been super busy being dead. You know, after I fell down a deep hole and exploded."
Thats all I could think!
I was honestly reminded more of Megatron from Beast Machines
“Death is a concept invented by the Jedi! I don’t even know how to spell it!”
D E A
I KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT I WAS JOKING
Plot twist, if he learned how to spell it he would have died.
Just let me lie down here for a moment... I will use the force to heal my broken body
Take a while that will Mmm?
And then Darth Vader stepped out the enterprise and said "come with me if you want to live, gotta go fast!". And Frodo flew to Hogwarts to destroy excalibur in the sand of time.
Yes
This makes more sense than the actual movie
This is still better then the sequels
Which do you prefer, the prequels or the sequels. I personally prefer the prequels because, while they're bad story wise the sequels aren't much better and at least they have really good lightsaber fights
@@kalinvaricu5102 the sequels are the prequels just with a bigger budget.
"I'm going to break your triangle now."
- Kylo Pen
Best part imo.
You forgot to have Finn show up for and scream “REY!”
Also you forgot to have Rose show up for 0.1 seconds.
Who?
@@acrispywaffleiron4014 Rose Skywalker
Marcus Fiandaca who?
@@NieRGrace Rose Maclunkey Binks
Idk what this Rose is, but that sounds like a dissapointment
"Oh crimminy crakers It's in Chinese I cant read a word of it."
That's the words of a true jedi
I lost myself when I heard that
Time stamp 1:13
"I forgot how to stop using my lightining powers!"
You know, that can kind of sum up the ending to every trilogy in this series
Not really, in the prequel he had a lightsaber duel with Master Yoda, of course ended up with lightning
@@nickdantes3257 but that did basically happen when he was fighting Mace Windu, so it does seem to happen in every concluding film in each trilogy.
@@44R0NM10 The Original Trilogy? I know he keeps using it but at least not to his own detriment
@@NatetendoOfficial It literally melted his face in the prequels.
Unless it didn't actually and he just turned off his force-disguise for extra dramatic effect, which is also a theory.
@@ryankunst668 this was kinda his plan.
Palpatine shooting lightning in Episode 3: "Why can't I turn this off?!"
Palpatine shooting lightning in Episode 9: "WHY CAN'T I STILL NOT TURN IT OFF?!?!"
This profile pic of the creepy manchild midget from Flapjack, LOL. XD
(well, in ep 3 he was doing it on purpose)
In Episode 3 he had a opportunity to get Anakin further onto his side.
Episode 6 to
It's can't or can not you can't say can't not brotha.
Ok.ok. I'mma stop being a grammar Nazi.
Palpatine - Has the power to resurrect himself and create a fleet of hundreds of thousands of ships with nobody noticing
Also Palpatine - dies from his own lightning
AGAIN
Jagoda Bjelovuk not to mention those ships can destroy planets
windu: *Laughs in dead guy*
Ironic.
Blame Kennedy the original ending was cut apparently featuring a duel of fates style duel and Lukes ghost joining the fight
I haven’t watched the movie. I’m not even a big fan of Star Wars. I am, however, a big fan of CircleToons. This video holds the extent of my knowledge of Star Wars.
I regret to inform you that this video is 100% accurate.
@@churchilla5511 🤣🤣
This video has all important plot twist and scenes that was in the movie!
You saved yourself time and money. Hollywood has become more interested in forcing identity politics into major franchises rather than prioritizing good writing.
same
he has shocked himself in all 3 trilogy's the force lighting may have a major flaw
I think in lore it was supposed to be some energy absorption technique, kinda similar to absorbing blaster shots with the palms. And mastery step above is emitting that energy back, like Yoda did vs Dooku. So it's not really HIS lightning anymore, but some Jedi reverse trick.
They never managed to portray it properly in sword vs lighting situations, though.
Antony Sizekh Yoda did it right in their battle in RoTS
Darn recoil, he needs a modifier for that.
"There's something wrong with my controller!"
"Yeah, it's the person using it!"
@@antonysizekh143 Still a Dark Lord should be prepared to reverse her reverse
Star Wars before: I am your father
Star Wars now: I am your grandfather
Star Wars after: I am your great-grandfather
Too bad star wars went senile.
@@rafaeltiburcio6624 Star Wars after that: I am your fathers, brothers, nephews, former roommate.
@@rafaeltiburcio6624 after that: I'm dead
@@xshadionytpx7891 they killed the series and our favorite characters on top of that
"I created a million ships, with tiny guns"
Corridor: i guess it's time to make another
*"Tiny Guns 2" is actually 3 confirmed*
*there is another*
The best StarWars quote: I'm going to break your triangle now.
I'm going to break/kick your circle now
If anyone needs to write an essay on “The Worst Star Wars Storyline Ever” this video is essentially your SparkNotes
TheRealJD3 The Last Jedi is worse
@@turbosoggy8404 Nah
Honestly the story line had potential.... But a at least it has a story line unlike the last jedi
I don't know, man. This one was bad but I still think episode 1 takes the cake
@@christianboustani8284 Honestly, atleast we were introduced with the new lightsaber fights and a cool new character in that movie. Is also built up to a very good movie (Revenge of the sith) unlike the Rise of Skywalker where they just didn't care whatsoever
I'm surprised he didn't just have Rey and Kylo heal each other indefinity.
@Socialist Sylveon no
KING LEGEND I hate to say it but he’s got a point
@Socialist Sylveon yeah, Anakin hated the sand. Its rough and gets everywhere.
One of them would DEFINITELY run out of mana first
null Jaeger Ben did
Finns character in the sequel trilogy in a nutshell:
*REYYYYYYYYYYY*
@AARON MEDDERS it's so true 😔
Don't forget "WHOOOO!"
AARON MEDDERS yeh they didn’t know what to do with his character. We should have seen the story through his eyes, not Rey’s. Her character really isn’t relatable.
Smip
I always found it extremely ironic how Disney straight up made Finn, the biggest potential character with the most interesting backstory (er, the only one with a backstory among the new characters, really), a one-note useless joke after TFA. Remember how people called critics of the sequel trilogy racists? Well, i don't see how a film turning the black character into a useless, pathetic, creepy comic relief joke isn't racist as hell.
It's crazy that YT allows you to upload the entire movie just like that
Hahahagahah ahaha, best comment ever!
This deserves more likes
>"I'll take a boat"
>has lived on a desert planet for 99% of her life
>can use a boat
Alright.
She can fly a fucking spaceship but I guess a driving a boat is too much for people goddamit I feel like I'm going insane when I read shit like this.
@@RankaZer0 also the boat was put together by spare parts and junk, and she is a scavenger, so of course she can drive the boat.
EccentricJoe wouldn’t that make it even more hard to drive since it probably doesn’t conform to any known form of building a god damn boat
@@RankaZer0 Oh it's all ridiculous, all of it.
@@RankaZer0 Boat =/= spaceship.
The sad thing is, the plot was described better in this than the actual thing.
Illuminati Studios no its not. I thought the movie was pretty good
Marcar9 Marcar9 yeah, good when you don’t think about why anything happens on screen
Love how the one attacking has zero likes and the original one has all the likes
@@marcar9marcar972 wait, that's possible. EVERY disney star wars is just boring plot recycling of old movies and bringing back 1 character from the old movies just to kill them off in the ssme movie. Part 7 was recycles from an already recycled plot AND they killed han solo! Part 8 was just bad in general and they killed luke... part 9 is just "hey, let's bring back palpatine because we kinda already killed off our villain in the last one and kylo doesn't make a good villain"
@@Eckef How? Most of the plot made sense and they weren't any major plot holes
Rey appropriated my best friend's last name.
She did that to me too!!!
You chop chopped his limbs off and stole his kid, then lied about him being his dad to try to have him kill your “best friend”
Hello there
I want my culture back disney!
Hello there
3:01
Mace windu from the grave: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN
“Oh, so you like kickin’ butts do ya?”
"I love the young people."
And thus, the series was concluded....
Until Disney comes up with some other brilliant ideas and makes two new trilogies, each discrediting the other as a reliable source, and featuring Jar Jar as the new protagonist.
Darth Jar Jar the King of kings
I'd pay money to see a starwars trilogy about Darth jar jar.
I want Jar Jar as Darth Bruh
well rumors say that disney for sure will make another trilogy, but this time it will be in the past with young yoda, so lets just hope they at least don't fuck up with the story of the other trilogies
i know that there's already a movie were Jar Jar is the protagonist tho
I thought this may have been a joke and holy shit it's not. This is legitimately the movie.
I have not seen the movie but i 100% believe this is how the movie went, no questions asked
I have watched it and no joke, it's littarly fucking accurate
Yeah it is spot on to this video
It is spot on mate haha
So accurate that it hurts...
Its the same thing
“Actually it’s in the Sith language. I could translate it for you but I haven’t mattered to the plot in the past 8 movies, and I would really like to.”
You forgot how he led the Ewoks to war.
I mean, he did matter just not to massive degrees, I was definitely pissed off that his "death" (memory erase) had none of the people he has worked with for years(Leia, han, chewie, luke, even lando) . It made the scene lose it's tear-jerking potential
Then they go and bring his memories back using r2 for no reason beyond "doh fans might get angry because they should have memory backups"
C-3PO hasn’t done shit until TROS
I love how they straight up hated C3P0 and never cared about him all throughout the movie, even during his "death" scene really, which wasn't a death scene because he get's his memory back.
They didn't hated Tripio, Poe only hated him because he was annoying when the whole galaxy was at risk.
Tripio?
Star wars moments : I am your father
Circletoonhd : were all gonna die black mud my weakness
I hate sand it gets everywhere
stone fist
“I hate sand; it’s coarse, it’s rough, it gets everywhere”
-Edgy Anakin
I wasted three hours in the theater when I could’ve just watched this.
I didn’t watched last Jedi nor rise of skywalker.
You were warned for months.
Sadly I am saying: it's your fault.
1 hour*
LC Kaboom that and your money.
The subtitles are hilarious honestly, definitely recommend having them on.
Omg thank you for telling me!
They were pretty funny!
"JK he was on another ship"
That was never in the movie. IM DEAD
It was
But it WAS in the movie god damn people are idiots
Yeah its quick but the ship was there lol
It was in the movie, but that just made me not buy Chewbacca being dead at all. Like, not even a second.
@@Crossbones6732 I didnt buy it when even before I knew about the second ship. Like you think they are going to kill of chewie like that? There would be fucking riots, Id be rioting right now.
"We're completely out of ideas"
Duel of Fates Script: *Oh I don't think so*
Baby head
@@23Raind More like Baby Yoda. The Mandalorian is so much better XD
@@frozarburst6350 Luke Skywalker was able to deflect nearly 300 blaster bolts per second, use telekinesis to manipulate a black hole, use emerald force lightning, tear apart a freighter's hull using telekinesis while telepathically ripping apart the crew's minds, walk across lava, injure and defeat Abeloth, telepathically call to every Jedi in the galaxy, swing his blade so fast it appeared to be 20 blades, create a wall of light using his saber, use telekinesis on atoms/molecules and phase through solid objects, teleport beings and objects across long distances, erase people's memories and skills such as how to breathe and fight, destroy an entire fleet using the force, demonstrate nanosecond reaction time against Abeloth. (Light travels one foot in one nanosecond.) Luke was also able to travel at the speed of light while one with the force. He has also ran faster than a Tie Fighter and stopped 5 blaster bolts with one hand. Even after being dead for a hundred years his force ghost was capable of becoming tangible and look/act like a normal living being. He could even duel others with a lightsaber as a force ghost.
"Who are you"
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey'd SHADOW LEGENDS, THE MOST AMBITIOUS RPG ON MOBILE"
Ah yes raid shadow legends
Reid shadowe lejends
XD
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Pretty sure this was stolen from above.
😬 watching the movie in the theaters and paying for it
😁 watching CircleToons nutshell video for free and giving him ad revenue
Watching the movie from Piratebay while drawing dick art at notebook with disney cover.
"Directed by JJ Abrams."
That sums up every problem. He was given an empty mystery box.
Abrams originally got the job to write and produce the whole trilogie (ep 7-9), so he made an overarching script for the three movies that combined were the classic heroes journey for Ray like Luke had it in ep 4-6.
But after ep 7 was released, Disney swooped in and replaced JJ Abrams with fucking Rian Johnson and also Kathleen Kennedy exerted a fair bit of Influence on the Production of ep 8. Rian Johnson threw the whole script of Abrams out the window and just went ape shit, what gave us this fucking train wreck of ep 8.
Then Disney swooped in yet again and replaced Rian Johnson again with JJ Abrams, who had to pick up where ep 8 ended and somehow conclude this damned trilogie, so he tried to make his original script a reality and gave us what ep 9 is today.
If you watch ep 9 from the right angle, you can see that the majority of the movie is JJ Abrams correcting everything that Rian Johnson fucked up in order to show us the original trilogie he had imagined.
So no, JJ Abrams definitely is not the problem, Rian Johnson and Disney directing the Star Wars movie production is!
@Rustie I liked rian johnsons movie, he’s a great director (if you didn’t like tlj watch knives out or looper). I blame Disney for not planning out this properly. Trilogies where directors switch in and out never work out great especially on short notice( The hobbit for example). They really should have had everything planned out from day 1
@@acamelwholikescoke4641 i hated the last jedi, but i saw a trailer of knifes out and was interested, i give you that.
But as i previously mentioned JJ Abrams HAD planned out the entire trilogy and while Disney is to blame because they switched him for Rian Johnson and back, Rian could have just taken the script Abrams had already laid out, but NO he just threw it all out the window and made this mess of a movie that completely defies so many things in the star wars movieverse.
@@Rustie3000 but this is a problem no one wants 2nd original trylogy
Well maybe he shouldn’t have made an empty mystery box and given it to Rian
The movie just felt like another “let’s go on an adventure and find the thing and save the galaxy! ...again.”
Lol fallen order video game had a better story than the trilogy
@Vaughnik no not really. The prequels had nothing to do with saving the galaxy.
@Vaughnik no, have you watched Empire Strikes Back?
It is about a empire striking back, no one saves the galaxy in that.
@@oldmanlogan9616 Luke attempts to by facing Vader, being he is a key icon in the empire.
@@truetinkerer there was a Galactic war going on, and obi and anakin fight to save the galaxy from the rising sith
3:02 YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
*USELESS USELESS USELESS*
HIN-JAKKU HIN-JAKKU!
*KONO DIO DA*
WRYYYYYYY
No fighter has ever escaped it
"somehow palpatine has returned"
I want everyone to realise that someone reviewed the script and was completely fine with this line
So because of TROS I’ve found myself in a “new trilogy” phase and found myself critiquing the movies and rewatching them one more time through (which wasn’t easy 😖) just to really get a grasp at what Disney attempted to do.
And it’s when you watch all three movies back to back do you really get a sense of how badly written and planned out this trilogy was. I felt like I was watching 3 completely different movies, each with a different feel and tone, and a story that “kinda” weaved together between the three acts. And it’s terrible. It’s really bad.
Nobody argues that these movies aren’t impressive technically with the visuals, sound, cinematography etc.
But from a literary perspective these movies are a total mess and failure in storytelling. You could literally conduct an entire case study or devote an entire college course to the disaster in storytelling these movies are.
I rewatched the OT last week. It’s been a while. Maybe a few years since I’ve sat through all three movies and the difference is shockingly noticeable! The flow and story of the OT is classic in every sense, with the appropriate tone, feel, foreshadowing, reveals and themes. George wrote it as a mythology, and the mythos of the “hero’s journey.” The classic tale of the hero defeating the villain. It’s the reason why the saga is considered the mythology of our times. And it’s great. It’s classic and one the best stories ever told.
Disney created a “product” and nothing more.
the standalone movies werent bad actually. Rogue One was phenomenal I enjoyed it start to finish. if only the actual trilogy lived up to what Disney CAN do with the franchise Rogue One and Solo are examples of good Disney Star Wars Movies so why is it that the actual trilogy is so bad?
Argonne Because they were intended as self contained stories that fit into an established narrative. The trilogy didn’t work because they had no plan for a multiple-film story arc.
@@pocketmonster1088 fair enough.
@@xdlr22 yeah rly looking forward to watching that series at some point. the Mandolorians arent given much screentime in star wars. you find out more in novels and the games than you do in actual tv shows and movies.
@@xdlr22 yeah mandalorian,Rogue one and Solo was good (and Prequels)
This was better for Finn’s character than the entirety of the actual film.
What a waste.
give us back phasma and kill finn off.
ThEy CaN fLy NoW?
"who are you?"
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Jedi mas-"
Mace windu appears
"Rey the Jedi knigt
Bro more like Padawan
@@DC-Star nah, he just killed a Sith so she's a Jedi Knight
"You won't join the council"
„Jedi Mast...“
„NOT YET!“
Panda Games *not ever
Who would win?
Darth Sideous, the most powerful dark lord of the sith to ever live, so powerful and ingenious that he took over the entire galaxy and survived death
_or_
Using two lightsabers
this needs more likes
Using 2 light sabers because.... Plot i guess
Actually it's because the lightsabers came from some cool guys. (Joke)
It’s secret option number C, Palpatine’s recoil in his lightning.
What kind of stupid question is this??? The power of 2 lightsabers is over 9000, while lightning bolts are 0, you need to learn more of the star wars lore and universe you fricking noob
"I AM THE SENATE!"
"The Senate who?"
"The Senate Skywalker"
Not yet*
@@cheese3712 its treason then
Don’t kill me
“Who are you?”
“I’m Rey.”
“Rey who?”
**Sees B1 in distance...**
*”Reyger Reyger”*
This comment is brought to you by the stolen joke gang.
That's funny. What other animation channels do you like?
Rey-d Shadow Legends!
Tyrannapus And Friends
At least steal a good one, ffs
@@Unknown-hb3id I mean they're both equally terrible. It checks out.
@@Unknown-hb3id No, I was saying that Rey and raid shadow legends are equally shit.
"I am all the Sith!"
"And I... am... Iron ma-" oops, wrong script
Imagine being Daisy Ridley, reading the script and say:
"Yeah, this is definitely the piece of media I want to be forever remembered for"
@@HankJ666 This is the same dumbass who said,"I don't buy the Mary Sue thing anyway. I find the term sexist in itself because it's Mary Sue. I don't think there's a thing called Ryan Craig." And when asked about Trump she responded,"Americans must suffer some form of mental illness to support the Republican president. The things that make me angry are the things that make everyone angry. Everyone has an issue with Trump - every sane person anyway." That dumb Bitch probably loved the script, & thinks the sequel trilogy is a flawless masterpiece.
@@the_scientist7772 brainwashed by disney.
@@the_scientist7772 Daisy Ridley
Technically Reys not even a Jedi or a padowan she’s just a girl with a lightsaber
Who somehow has the force
69?
*no*
She is smth even more powerful...person with both plot armor and plot convince on her side
Well aakkshully she was trained by leia who Was a jedi or at least was trained by luke. So she is Kinda a padawan?
She is of Mary Sue order. A far more powerful order than the Sith or Jedi!
The CircleToons figures look like they went through a huge budget increase and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not
Clearly CircleToons was only able to come up with this video idea when he was in the high ground.
Wow, I'm impressed that Disney's perfectly fine with you posting the entire movie like this to RUclips
Honestly this whole movie can be summed up with “I forgot how to stop using my lightning”
You forgot the part where palpie is like "if you kill me I will comeback stronger than I ever was- like I mean I will literally posses your body upon death" :/
Man the fact that they made Palpatine so OP that he emp’d the whole fleet and then for him to go out like that was so bad. I was so hyped to see a fight but it was just garbage
I thought we were going to have a force ghost fight between him and Luke.
@Jay
Eh, to each their own.
@@johnnygyro2295 That's just objectively bad writing, my guy
@@TheFoolishSamurai IS THAT A LONG MAN REFERENCE???
@@TheFoolishSamurai yeah but it would have at least been kinda cool
0:51 'everything will be fine'
Stormtroopers with jetpacks: Let me introduce myself
THEY FLY NOW?
@@perturbthepixel1410 *THEY* *FLY* *NOW?!*
@@najminaklukis3421 ...
THEY FLY NOW.
They fly now?!
@@definitelyjunkie3374 They fly now!
The irony is that Palpatine does seem to have trouble stopping using his lightning. Mace Windu scarred him that way.
If he could at least learn to alter trajectory...
In the original trilogy he electrocuted himself again while trying to shock Vader into letting him go, Vader did not let go then chucked him down a convenient pit. Palpatine is not very good at stopping his lightning
@@fist-of-doom487 Pretty sure he was shocking Vader and not himself.
@@Rathadude no he got himself and Vader.
@@fist-of-doom487 I just rewatched the clip and he definitely doesn't. No part him flashes like it does when it strikes Vader or Luke. I can see why it would be confusing though because it has to travel past himself in order to hit Vader.
Woman: "Who are you?"
Rey: "Rey..."
Woman: "Rey who?"
*See's obi-wan in the distance.*
Rey: "Rey shields"
Car Girl She did
Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Giorno Giovanna I say patience
“Activate rrrey shields”
Rey shields are even better than plot shields.
Kylo Ren looks like he's making an All-Might impression in this vid
No shirt no service
Kylo Ren:*dies*
0:15 - "we're completely out of ideas"
Me: Wait, Jar Jar Abrams used to *have* ideas?!?
He did have an outline for the trilogy, but Disney wanted to go apeshit and put Rian for Ep. 8 and threw abrams idea in the bin
@@bryanmanuelbaes7871 Yeah if they just let J J make the whole thing it probably woulda turned out ok.
JJ never has any ideas, it’s all just a bunch of garbage meant to sell shit movies.
A wild senate has appeared
Palpatine : used lightning
123 dmg
Rey:uses 2 saber cross attack combo
It's super effective
Palpatine has fainted
Nobody:
Circletoons Adorable Face: •-•
Nobody:
People doing the “Nobody” joke un ironically:
At this point there's no need for buying the actual tickets
Forgot how she finds out her family background and steals the name of a legacy, just like a good person would.
Other than that, very spot on.
Dude, you’re not allowed to upload the whole movie.
Heh
Surprised at the dislikes.
Why would anyone dislike such an accurate recap on this movie.
Not even sarcastic, this is literally what happened in this movie. XD
Because some people like this movie
Eh the thing about Chewbacca was wrong. The second prisoner transport is seen in the movie while Chewie is being loaded aboard.
@@godturkey4098 that is super minor and is easily missed for something so important to the plot.
@@indyjacksontt4440 and those people are dangerous idiots.
bruh their just bots, every liked video has a small mont of dislikes
Literally going to Imagine Star Wars 7-9 didn't exist except for the Manderloreian.
You're a smash fan.
Take a shower and grow up.
@Jotaro Kujo Why you mad?
Kevin Strom I’m both proper fans of both Star Wars and smash and both of you are cringe af. Grow the fuck up
@Dr. Me dumb argument
“I’m going to break your triangle now”
I don’t know why but that part kills me 😂.
*“PLUS I CAN SHOOT FRICKEN LIGHTNING!”*
"I stole that bear fair n' square"
Oh it'll probably be hard to destroy those giant ships?
Ryan George: actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
**JJ dying from humiliation**
Kathleen: *death is a concept invented by the Jedi! I don’t even know how to spell it!*
*D-E-A-*
Disney: Here's how you spell it KK: Y-O-U A-R-E F-I-R-E-D
KK: Wut?
Disney: Get out and take your trash with you. *points to Lucasfilm story group*
Filoni and Faverau: Aww.
Disney Except you, you two stay.
Filoni and Faverau: WOO HOO!
@@megaman37456 Lucasfilm would probably be a less-garbage company if they just let Filoni take over and get Kennedy out of the picture
@@karateparty100 I think Lucasfilm needs a combo of Faverau and Filoni. Filoni knows the games and animated series, and Faverau knows film franchises, but yes Lucasfilm would be better off without KK, also without Disney.
@@megaman37456 You said it better than me
Better than the actual movie. And no confusing "I'm your grandpa!" Nonsense
and no ray and ben kissing that was a relief
I honestly was happy I didn’t see that mess of a movie along with last Jedi.
Dr. Me because this is pretty funny. The movie felt rushed throughout the first half of it. It went too fast in my opinion. The second half was decent. The whole Reylo kiss thing made no sense and was unnecessary in my opinion as well. They just brought back old characters, made the characters survive random things that they should’ve died from, give Rey OP skills, and used Endgame’s “I am Iron Man” line. This wasn’t a good movie and I see why it was rated worse than The Phantom Menace.
@Dr. Me How about you write a video essay yourself, instead forcing everyone who disagrees to do it for you.
This is actually more entertaining than the actual movie, good job circle man
The plot moved so fast they literally forgot to rescue Chewie
3:03 turn on captions......
Circletoons you got something to tell us?
“Before i do this I want to take one more look at my fri-“ *removes 3CPO’s memory’s*
Wow, I can just tell people to watch this video if they missed the movie because it’s still accurate AF!
Indeed it does
This is modern Star wars in a nutshell: 💸💸💸💸
This is your opinion in a nutshell: 🗑 🗑🗑🗑
Dr. Me so true, why can’t everyone be happy with what we get?
@Neyo CC-8826 also majority rules, you gotta appeal to one side or the other. Every franchise that tries going a split direction always fails.
@Dr. Me Man, you should really get a job at a farm, because your strawman construction skills are on point!
@@SilkfireStudios Consume current product. Get excited for next product.
We can't be happy with what we get because what we get is terrible in virtually every conceivable way. Just because it has "Star Wars" plastered on it doesn't mean that it's magically immune to criticism.
'I'm going to break your triangle now.'
- Best quote of 2020.
1:22 The funny thing is, that’s pretty much what he says in the actual film.
I genuinely thought my headphones where broken at the start ._.
Same
Me too
Conclusion: the Rise or Skywalker is a failure that people pretend to like
Hey! I like the movie!... Like toilet paper
I’m having a love/hate relationship with it. It’s so bad as a movie, but I’m just a sucker for spaceships fighting each other
People don't pretend to like it, no one likes it period
So basically The Phantom Menace over again.
@@xsana988 I'm sorry to hear that 😢
Man, this gave as much attention and care to Finn's character as the movies did. Hard to believe he used to be a main character