Colin is my favorite commander to pass the whole game, he was the literal cheat mode to win everything despite his weaker units, needed some macro management but was easy once you master him in Adavance Wars 2.
I laughed my ass off cuz every OG player knows Colin is hands down the best CO and its not even a contest since Kanbe is #2 and gaps everyone else just as hard as Colin gaps him. Happy my lad got some respect even if I did always play Grit anyway.
*"Days of Ruin" stares through the window into the Livingroom where the other three GBA Advance Wars games are frolicking in recognition and adoration*
@@TheMistermastermario Ok in fairness, Hachi is so comically busted I would take him solo over most dual CO combos, including Sami Eagle. He is quite literally in his own tier.
Fun fact about Sturm: His name is German and means "storm". His name in the original Japanese version is "Herr Böse", which is also German and literally means "Mr. Evil". You can't get more obviously evil than that.
His bio says that he likes invasions and hates peace. Von Volt just wants to drain the world so he can be immortal. My question is, who the hell fights for these people? "I really feel like he's a leader that can take our country to the next level. He wants us to take over the world so he can live forever, which really oughta address that famine problem our people have been dealing with." "I like this Sturm guy, he makes sense. We're clearly the good nation here, the whole world revolves around us like a black hole, hence our name. The world is full of evil, hence why gotta purge the slate."
Super Famicon wars had a CO whose name is Hetler and looks exactly like you think...I'm pretty sure that takes the cake (He is the 'normal' CO for Green)
Hawke is more powerful than we thought, he only uses 1% of his power with Black Wave, 2% with Black Storm and 100% with removing someone from existence.
When your Power is an ability to just remove any character from the story bu just shooting them to the back of their head - You know you are the god in the story
Dual Strike was great lul, we need it back Days of Ruin is hit n miss for me (the CO rework detracts from the experience a bit for me what with their day-to-days largely being too localized to drastically change your playstyle) but it'd be nice to see too -Also NCH gang NCH gang NC-
@@lordmarshmal_0643 I like DoR because it's more balanced. Anti tanks are awesome, aircraft carriers are fun to use, and Battleships can move and fire. The animations aren't that good though.
When I played AW2 as a kid, Hawke had what my brother and I called "black magic". If he ever said "This is the end" or "Farewell" before activating his Super CO Power, he fucking meant it and we'd get wrecked that turn. It became so notorious that I don't even remember what his third quote was.
>Olaf pulls a Kool Aid Man and casts Blizzard >Orange Star just passing by like a Plague invading Yellow- I mean Gold Comet >Drake, Sonja and Grit recognizing there’s an imposter who attacked Green Earth >Colin making money appear out of thin air >Sami and Eagle are disgustingly OP when tagged together This video made my Saturday, I couldn’t ask for anything more than an Advanced Nutshell in a War!
Let's be honest, the reason why sniping is one of the hardest job in the military is that you actually have to shoot people in cold blood whom aren't a threat to you. Killing someone who's not a threat to you in cold blood isn't as easy as Hollywood makes it look. In psychological terms, artillery crew shoot at coordinates on a grid. Point the gun up, fire, and the shell explodes far enough from you you don't even see or hear it. Bomber crews are flying sky-high (literally) and dropping bombs on things too far down to see clearly, let alone see as humans. Fighter pilots shoot at vehicles. Occupied vehicles, true, but they're very rarely close enough to see the people in them. Even tank crews would be considered legally blind if they saw as badly in civilian life as they see the world from a tank. Even infantry has it reasonably easy. It's easier to shoot back at someone who's, y'know, actually shooting at you, than it is to gun down an unarmed guy. Snipers, being hidden and away from the battle, have to gun down people whom are no danger to them. And this is basically a firing squad situation, which is even worse, in psychological term. The kind of situations where soldiers will routinely refuse to shoot unless you load one of the rifles with a blank round, tell them one of the rifles is shooting blanks, but without telling them *which one* is, so hey, 1-in-5 chances of being the one shooting blanks! You could be the lucky guy and have your conscience clean! And Hawke is.. Well... Hawke. Hawke doesn't give a shit.
@@bulldozer281 "Okay, we're gonna rob a bank and probably kill a lot of people, so put on your most intimidating mask!" *puts on BBQ Chef hat, anime girl mask, and chicken head mask* *sigh*
5:54 giving me flashbacks to Valkyria Chronicles. repeatable mission you can farm for exp, and the only thing people do is take Alicia from the start straight to the enemy base camp in like round 1 or 2. instant S rank, which gives a decent exp pool, and you can level up your troops after each run
Yeah, good times. VC is incredibly stingy with S requirements. They could give us more leeway with turns and perhaps deduce points from damage and losses suffered to make us use cover and engineers.
I played parts of Advance Wars 1 and 2 many years ago when I was just a young'un. In the first one, couldn't comprehend why Orange Star was invading everyone for absolutely no reason while pretending to be totally innocent. In the second one, I couldn't get over almost everyone's extreme flippant attitude toward the deaths of thousands of their own soldiers and concluded they must be using robots to fight their wars.
@@Eidako I also love how if you mess up in the final mission of the second game Nell just casually says that the missile only destroyed half of the world (implying billions of lives along with possible long-lasting environmental damage) and to fret not as you can try again. When you win, despite all the apocalyptic terror the world went through - they have a barbecue, most definitely while a bunch of veterans are mourning the loss of family and friends.
Sturm & Von Bolt: **Commits War Crime** Hawke: Hi! I'm Hawke say goodbye to War Crime surfaces with Crime Gun. With just 1 shot from Crime Gun. BANG! And it sparkles like new!
Hawke talking about his "long and hard" was perfect. Also using mostly Re-Boot music but Hawke's Dual Strike one, I see you are the man of culture. Also "Blue Moon ancient language". Also Kindle at 7:19 hahaha. Masterpiece.
Love how accurate this is. That Literal Cheating Tag Power lmao. Yeah, it's broken, but takes too long to charge too. Hope we get a AW:DS Remake. I miss that game a lot.
Never understood why tf everyone thought it was broken. If I saw it coming I'd always park an AA unit over my HQ and key factories so you can't take over too much of my infrastructure. Wasn't completely foolproof but was usually enough to make them think twice and get my own tag in first.
@@HihiouZabimaru182 It's definitely easier to exploit in single player, but even then the player can use Eagle's turn to clear out any units in the way. Even if there are no airports, Eagle doesn't have weaker ground units, so two actions with a decent enough unit composition should be able to clean up whatever's between them and whatever they want to capture that turn (three actions once you count Sami's, and by that point her weaker direct fire shouldn't be an issue to clear out what's left). Of course, as TheRiceKnight points out, it takes several years to charge it anyway so there is a real drawback and you can prepare for it.
I never got how these countries just never noticed a foreign entity building massive region-sized factories and other super structures on their land, or why Black Hole never put that pipe underground.
"Oh boy, I can't wait for Hawke to come back and be the boss of the black hole army in dual strike. Im sure they wont fuck that up and make him lose to a fat guy in a wheel chair." -Mangs on dual strike
Honestly no offense to hawke but unless he gets a massive glow up i can't take him seriously as the boss of the bh army not that von is any better but Sturm had that aura that screams final boss
@@gameuniverse5973 I could take Hawke more serious than Von Bolt though. Hawke may not have a final boss aura, but he at least has a threatening aura. Unlike the wheelchair bound old man.
@@gameuniverse5973Best thing I can think of would be to have him completely take over 1 of the 4 allies land. Like he had Green Earth on the ropes before Jess and other nations arrived. Just start the game with him having legit conquered someone, and waging war all over. They would also need to make Adder better and more competent since he would be Hawke's right hand man (essentially filling Hawke's former shoes) since he was already Hawke's go to guy. Get Lash to make some exclusive Black Hole only weapons to give them an edge (maybe an indirect that can move the shoot like days of ruin battleships could).
@@Teknanam Wait, Von -Bolt- Bald has an "Aura"? Also the north side of the Dual Strike's Final Mission looks like a Minecraft Flat World. So many slime and plain
Andy: Who are you? Andy Clone: I am you, but I'm actually competent and know what an airport is. It was also kinda weird that the clones were all the leaders/main characters of their respective nations... and then there's Drake.
@@Posby95 Hence why I said 'Leaders/Main characters'. Andy is not the leader of Orange Star but he was definitely the most prominent Orange Star C.O. In Advance Wars 1 and 2.
Phase 1: Infantry rush the Silos. Phase 2: Break the Black Cannon before Orange Star freakin' dies Phase 3: Draw units out from around the Black Obelisk (and keep Orange Star from dying) Phase 4: When Orange Star finally isn't dying, hit the Obelisk full-force.
The Description: "Advance Wars is a game series where you participate in battalion wars to prevent a *dark conflict* so your *days won't be in ruins.* " 👀
As someone who plays all the Advance War, this is so accurate and somehow it's bring tears, what a nostalgia. I always love play with my brother, and the our most favorite matchup is Colin Vs. Nell. Power of Money V.S Lady Luck. Man...what a beautiful time
As someone who played the original advanced war games on d s and advance. I FREAKEN LOVED THIS. THE MEMES. THE JOKES!!. There was honestly hours worth of material. That could be made!! I am happy that the new gamesare out for new generations to play. Or else that would only have been like 3% that would have gotton the jokes. And yet the entire game has lets play on youtube.
What makes me laugh the most is that this is a war game but you see the commanders talking about their love relationships in the middle of battle. Battles where a lot of people must die, but they never pay attention to it.
that you used the Dual strike/aw2 original version of hawkes theme, and not his BOTCHED reboot camp one makes me happy and sad at the same time. im so mad they fukked it up
Advance Wars is a game where Black Hole is rising so you need to dual strike them to prevent a dark conflict that will lead to days of ruin by having some battalion wars
"What is an airport?"
"What is a war crime?"
- A child military commander
Best part is that this is Actually Pretty Funny.
Imagine Sturm's feelings after he lost to a kid who doesn't even know what an airport is
What's a strategy?
I like how the quote source is also an answer to question 2
@@spindash64 Yeah. That's why this works: it parodies the damn Flanderization.
Colin using his power along with the dance completely killed me, thank you for that. The Advance Wars Story is so stupid, but god, I love it so much-
Colin is my favorite commander to pass the whole game, he was the literal cheat mode to win everything despite his weaker units, needed some macro management but was easy once you master him in Adavance Wars 2.
I laughed my ass off cuz every OG player knows Colin is hands down the best CO and its not even a contest since Kanbe is #2 and gaps everyone else just as hard as Colin gaps him.
Happy my lad got some respect even if I did always play Grit anyway.
@zigfaust wouldn't Kanbei kind of rival Colin though? Colin had reduced firepower while Kanbei had increased defense
0:19
> Arrives out of nowhere talking in Blue Moon ancient language
> Freezes all of Orange Star's forces
> Refuses to elaborate
> Dies
Fucking legend
@@Mirageknight2133 SigmOlaf grindset
@@Yourflexxingonmeandidontcare something like " i'm f**ng sick of you, f**ng piece of shit, dumb f**k"
@@Yourflexxingonmeandidontcare something like "complete piece of stupid shit blyad"
Average Soviet mind
*"Days of Ruin" stares through the window into the Livingroom where the other three GBA Advance Wars games are frolicking in recognition and adoration*
Dual Strike was a DS game. Hence its name.
DoR will always be memorable to me
Yup Squidward’s Day is Ruined seeing SpongeBob and Patrick having fun playing an Advanced War of Snowball Fights
(Patting my 3DS, with my copy of DoR)
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get a remake one day...
Still believe
The *LITERAL CHEATING* part sent my sides into orbit..
I honestly thought the POWER bar would just end up extending until it went off the edge of the screen...
You could say the same thing when pairing Sami and Sensei.
@@Lostcontrolleror sensei and hachi
how to reach the unit cap in 1 turn
If i had a nickel for every broken dual strike i would have 11 nickles which is not a lot of money but jesus
@@TheMistermastermario Ok in fairness, Hachi is so comically busted I would take him solo over most dual CO combos, including Sami Eagle. He is quite literally in his own tier.
Lash getting her tech stolen twice and getting triggered was hilarious
She said it to olaf there a surprise in one of the city in toy box map.
The shift from her second trigger to the nursing home only made it even funnier
Fun fact about Sturm: His name is German and means "storm". His name in the original Japanese version is "Herr Böse", which is also German and literally means "Mr. Evil". You can't get more obviously evil than that.
His bio says that he likes invasions and hates peace.
Von Volt just wants to drain the world so he can be immortal. My question is, who the hell fights for these people?
"I really feel like he's a leader that can take our country to the next level. He wants us to take over the world so he can live forever, which really oughta address that famine problem our people have been dealing with."
"I like this Sturm guy, he makes sense. We're clearly the good nation here, the whole world revolves around us like a black hole, hence our name. The world is full of evil, hence why gotta purge the slate."
Super Famicon wars had a CO whose name is Hetler and looks exactly like you think...I'm pretty sure that takes the cake (He is the 'normal' CO for Green)
@@SkalitonGreat Father from Persona 2 has some snazzy shades though
@@SkalitonHetler is actually the default CO for Yellow Comet. For Green Earth, it’s Von Rosso
@@A_Different_Name And then they proceeded to make Yellow Comet the JAPAN-THEMED squad in Advance Wars.
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I never get tired of finding these single still frames of -quality- in your videos.
I was looking for the man of culture comment. Thank you, King.
Bookmarking
So that's why Hawke's co power takes too long. His real power was removing a CO from existence.
Sasha does it to tag COs with two balls and a bong
Hawke's power: actual homicide
Hawke is more powerful than we thought, he only uses 1% of his power with Black Wave, 2% with Black Storm and 100% with removing someone from existence.
Nah Sturm is alive i refuse to believe he dead coping hard here
End of Black Hole Rising Remake basically confirms this.
Hawke truly operates on the power of friendship and that gun he found.
I mean.... you joke but Hawkes compassion for Drake and then Colin carried hard as fuck during Black Hole operations.
When your Power is an ability to just remove any character from the story bu just shooting them to the back of their head - You know you are the god in the story
@@technic1285 not with that yee yee ass haircut you don’t.
Moral of the story:
HAWKE GETS SHIT DONE
And kills 2 main villains
8:20 So that's why it's called "Dual Strike"
Cause it's twice now that Hawke shot his and BH's commander in chief.
Hawke SCOP: GUN.
man I hope wayforward make DualStrike reboot too.
All I want is to live long enough to get my hands on Days of Ruin Remake
@@andregon4366 Oh yeah my favorite.
Hell, even adding the Dual Strike COs as DLC would be nice.
Dual Strike was great lul, we need it back
Days of Ruin is hit n miss for me (the CO rework detracts from the experience a bit for me what with their day-to-days largely being too localized to drastically change your playstyle) but it'd be nice to see too
-Also NCH gang NCH gang NC-
@@lordmarshmal_0643 I like DoR because it's more balanced.
Anti tanks are awesome, aircraft carriers are fun to use, and Battleships can move and fire.
The animations aren't that good though.
That's an accurate representation of Hawke's CO Super Power. Once per game, but very "impactful".
When I played AW2 as a kid, Hawke had what my brother and I called "black magic". If he ever said "This is the end" or "Farewell" before activating his Super CO Power, he fucking meant it and we'd get wrecked that turn. It became so notorious that I don't even remember what his third quote was.
@@Antifrost its "i commend you for pushing me this far"
4:37 For his super power he wields a gun
Hawke Shooting Von Bolt is like: "Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself?!"
"You know what else is long and hard? Filling my CO Power Meter"
This made me laugh a lot harder than it should.
Because it's true.
Pain for Hawke mains.
And a lot longer, I hope.
That got me in the first time not gonna lie
Saaaame!
Truer words have never been spoken for Hawke mains
>Olaf pulls a Kool Aid Man and casts Blizzard
>Orange Star just passing by like a Plague invading Yellow- I mean Gold Comet
>Drake, Sonja and Grit recognizing there’s an imposter who attacked Green Earth
>Colin making money appear out of thin air
>Sami and Eagle are disgustingly OP when tagged together
This video made my Saturday, I couldn’t ask for anything more than an Advanced Nutshell in a War!
"I can't kill a person"
- Commands people in battles to sometimes their literal deaths
I love AW tone o3o
Technically true! He'd have to be pulling the trigger himself to be the one killing people!
Let's be honest, the reason why sniping is one of the hardest job in the military is that you actually have to shoot people in cold blood whom aren't a threat to you. Killing someone who's not a threat to you in cold blood isn't as easy as Hollywood makes it look.
In psychological terms, artillery crew shoot at coordinates on a grid. Point the gun up, fire, and the shell explodes far enough from you you don't even see or hear it.
Bomber crews are flying sky-high (literally) and dropping bombs on things too far down to see clearly, let alone see as humans.
Fighter pilots shoot at vehicles. Occupied vehicles, true, but they're very rarely close enough to see the people in them.
Even tank crews would be considered legally blind if they saw as badly in civilian life as they see the world from a tank.
Even infantry has it reasonably easy. It's easier to shoot back at someone who's, y'know, actually shooting at you, than it is to gun down an unarmed guy.
Snipers, being hidden and away from the battle, have to gun down people whom are no danger to them.
And this is basically a firing squad situation, which is even worse, in psychological term. The kind of situations where soldiers will routinely refuse to shoot unless you load one of the rifles with a blank round, tell them one of the rifles is shooting blanks, but without telling them *which one* is, so hey, 1-in-5 chances of being the one shooting blanks! You could be the lucky guy and have your conscience clean!
And Hawke is.. Well... Hawke. Hawke doesn't give a shit.
AW Days of Ruin: Warcrimes all day every day
@@bulldozer281 "Okay, we're gonna rob a bank and probably kill a lot of people, so put on your most intimidating mask!"
*puts on BBQ Chef hat, anime girl mask, and chicken head mask*
*sigh*
@@ElodieHiras
That might explain why Black Hole troopers have covered faces. So the player wouldn't feel too guilty about it in the campaign.
Hawke lowkey carrying the fate of the world on his broad shoulders is accurate.
He got a nice haircut.
This was a great watch! Had a good laugh too! Keep it up! :)
The advance wars remakes are one step closer to Nintendo even acknowledging the existence of Battalion Wars.
One day. One day.
I'm afraid Battalion Wars has gone the way of Buck Bumble. I'm so sorry.
Battalion Wars was too mature for Nintendo kids, sorry.
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
Battalion wars my beloved
@@arisenspirit Yeah, battalion wars was my gateway to strategy games as a kid, loved that game man :/
"For his CO Power, he wields a gun!" - Nell
5:54 giving me flashbacks to Valkyria Chronicles. repeatable mission you can farm for exp, and the only thing people do is take Alicia from the start straight to the enemy base camp in like round 1 or 2. instant S rank, which gives a decent exp pool, and you can level up your troops after each run
Yeah, good times. VC is incredibly stingy with S requirements. They could give us more leeway with turns and perhaps deduce points from damage and losses suffered to make us use cover and engineers.
I'm so happy many people love both of those. VC1 is my favourite game of all time and AW is something I put most hours in after pokemon
Oh yeah, Super Robot Wars R had one of those missions too....
Holy shit could you have a monster team by the end of the game.
I wish Sega respected Valkyria Chronicles more. :(
Which mission was that?
The reason Hawke didn't do that sooner is because his super power was still charging.
"Dude... I can't kill a person." What about the hundreds of people you've killed on your way?
I played parts of Advance Wars 1 and 2 many years ago when I was just a young'un. In the first one, couldn't comprehend why Orange Star was invading everyone for absolutely no reason while pretending to be totally innocent. In the second one, I couldn't get over almost everyone's extreme flippant attitude toward the deaths of thousands of their own soldiers and concluded they must be using robots to fight their wars.
Eagle: "Let's have one more battle! Just for fun!"
Andy: "Okay!"
(both send hundreds of men to their deaths)
@@Eidako
Did that really happen? I don't think I got that far in the game.
@@5h0rgunn45 It's an extra stage if you complete the "final" mission with Eagle. Eagle asks Andy for a rematch and he agrees.
@@Eidako Maybe they are War Games exercises. :D
@@Eidako I also love how if you mess up in the final mission of the second game Nell just casually says that the missile only destroyed half of the world (implying billions of lives along with possible long-lasting environmental damage) and to fret not as you can try again.
When you win, despite all the apocalyptic terror the world went through - they have a barbecue, most definitely while a bunch of veterans are mourning the loss of family and friends.
6:19 Ah, building a Pipe runner on your factory, what a classic move...
Man I feel like hawk is literally doing all the work for the allied nations. Smh
The Allied Nations work is to just distract enough so Hawk can shoot the current big bad.
His Solution is Gun
@helmetnurilchicken2932 a truly good one at that.
sami looking at the real andy like I can't believe andy did this
The Hawke Power Meter joke killed me. Great work!
long war with million casualties
main hero: I can't kill you!
He only sends people to kill
Rivals: We're having a friendly match
Afterwards: The place is a wasteland filled with the debris of downed Bombers and Bcopters.
Sonja: Haha I am gathering intel and testing you :3
Casualties: Lots
It’s following Yakuza rules: if the killing didn’t happen in a cutscene, it doesn’t count.
Von Bolt: "If you kill me, you've become a monster like me."
Andy: "What's a monster?" *Shoots*
7:21
That alone deserves a like
Kindle mains when their opponents park on cities.
That little bit of Sturm catching Sonja in a net is hilarious.
Sturm & Von Bolt: **Commits War Crime**
Hawke: Hi! I'm Hawke say goodbye to War Crime surfaces with Crime Gun. With just 1 shot from Crime Gun.
BANG!
And it sparkles like new!
i can hear word... wtf
“BANG BANG BANG! I LOVE YOU CRIME GUN!”
Hawke talking about his "long and hard" was perfect. Also using mostly Re-Boot music but Hawke's Dual Strike one, I see you are the man of culture. Also "Blue Moon ancient language". Also Kindle at 7:19 hahaha.
Masterpiece.
Kindle out there with the unspoken rizz
Love how accurate this is. That Literal Cheating Tag Power lmao. Yeah, it's broken, but takes too long to charge too.
Hope we get a AW:DS Remake. I miss that game a lot.
Never understood why tf everyone thought it was broken. If I saw it coming I'd always park an AA unit over my HQ and key factories so you can't take over too much of my infrastructure. Wasn't completely foolproof but was usually enough to make them think twice and get my own tag in first.
@@HihiouZabimaru182 It's definitely easier to exploit in single player, but even then the player can use Eagle's turn to clear out any units in the way. Even if there are no airports, Eagle doesn't have weaker ground units, so two actions with a decent enough unit composition should be able to clean up whatever's between them and whatever they want to capture that turn (three actions once you count Sami's, and by that point her weaker direct fire shouldn't be an issue to clear out what's left). Of course, as TheRiceKnight points out, it takes several years to charge it anyway so there is a real drawback and you can prepare for it.
Sami and eagle tag is both overrated and underrated.
would have been even better if the power meter broke out of it's frame
2:50 Colin should pull out a cellphone and beg his dad for money.
That would be funnier.
4:26 "I am going to commit sudoku, and-"
As bonkers as all this was, I can't be sure whether this was intentional or not...
I never got how these countries just never noticed a foreign entity building massive region-sized factories and other super structures on their land, or why Black Hole never put that pipe underground.
2:06 for those who don't play this game. that's not even a made up name for the antagonist. that's his real name lol.
"Oh boy, I can't wait for Hawke to come back and be the boss of the black hole army in dual strike. Im sure they wont fuck that up and make him lose to a fat guy in a wheel chair."
-Mangs on dual strike
Honestly no offense to hawke but unless he gets a massive glow up i can't take him seriously as the boss of the bh army not that von is any better but Sturm had that aura that screams final boss
@@gameuniverse5973
I could take Hawke more serious than Von Bolt though. Hawke may not have a final boss aura, but he at least has a threatening aura. Unlike the wheelchair bound old man.
@@gameuniverse5973Best thing I can think of would be to have him completely take over 1 of the 4 allies land. Like he had Green Earth on the ropes before Jess and other nations arrived. Just start the game with him having legit conquered someone, and waging war all over. They would also need to make Adder better and more competent since he would be Hawke's right hand man (essentially filling Hawke's former shoes) since he was already Hawke's go to guy. Get Lash to make some exclusive Black Hole only weapons to give them an edge (maybe an indirect that can move the shoot like days of ruin battleships could).
@@Teknanam Wait, Von -Bolt- Bald has an "Aura"? Also the north side of the Dual Strike's Final Mission looks like a Minecraft Flat World. So many slime and plain
Andy: Who are you?
Andy Clone: I am you, but I'm actually competent and know what an airport is.
It was also kinda weird that the clones were all the leaders/main characters of their respective nations... and then there's Drake.
Andy's not the leader of Orange Star. Nell is.
@@Posby95 Hence why I said 'Leaders/Main characters'. Andy is not the leader of Orange Star but he was definitely the most prominent Orange Star C.O. In Advance Wars 1 and 2.
From what I observed, they have the clones from those who aren't active in the Allied Nations, probably busy in their own countries.
Von Bolt: You can’t kill me
Jake: I can’t, but he can
Hawke: *Cocks gun*
Meanwhile in days of ruin
"The world entered an apocalyptic state...
I guess I'll start a war now"
The world has been destroyed
"Let's kill the survivors"
"Let's continue our war from 20 years ago"
"Let's create a virus"
World ended
Still has functioning industrial base that can crank out quality military equipment.
6:08 secret frame
8:05
"Last chance to look at me, Hector"
Not pictured: Many, many, MANY failed attempts at Crystal Calamity
Phase 1: Infantry rush the Silos.
Phase 2: Break the Black Cannon before Orange Star freakin' dies
Phase 3: Draw units out from around the Black Obelisk (and keep Orange Star from dying)
Phase 4: When Orange Star finally isn't dying, hit the Obelisk full-force.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh still stuck in that mission since i have i forgot about the game annoying
@@a-s-greigoh yeah it nice when I am not getting railed hard by the fact if they get even one you lose
I fucking died at the literal cheating part. That was legit my go to Strat
Someone... Did not use Max very much. Because Max is a monster in the first game and actually walks all over, literally everyone.
Let’s give this CO +50% attack in a game where damaged units deal less damage. What could go wrong?
Real talk time, the main theme of Advance Wars 1 is also Max’s theme. Crank it on max and watch your tanks blow the map in half.
"I can't kill you! ... But he can."
*Hawke GUN*
Koal/Zak and Jugger arrives
"Look, guys! It's discount Flak and Adder!"
You take that back.
Jugger is way better than Flak. Flak is worse than having no CO, while Jugger is a lifestyle
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Nah. Jugger is just Flak doing cosplay.
If Von Bolt is Sturm lite, then Jugger is Flak lite.
Its great to see Advance Wars get love and recognition now after all these years
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This Vid: I am you but COOLER!
Me Watching this thinking: **Insert Rush Hour 3 "He's Mi and I'm Yu" scene**
"I can't kill a person" -says a commander of a battlegroup
I too imagined Maverick shouting "Black Storm" to Sturm and then just shooting at his face
Von Bolt's wheelchair wheels spinning slowly had me dying
Omg this is the best thing I've watched all day. Love it!!
The Description:
"Advance Wars is a game series where you participate in battalion wars to prevent a *dark conflict* so your *days won't be in ruins.* "
👀
Stolos!
...fascinating.
1:59 what sturm should actually have sounded like
Is an space marine
Ah, nothing like thousands of deaths being brushed off.
Great game.
I love the part where you use Haix's rage for Olaf
3:49 ya got me in the 1st half not gonna lie
As someone who plays all the Advance War, this is so accurate and somehow it's bring tears, what a nostalgia. I always love play with my brother, and the our most favorite matchup is Colin Vs. Nell. Power of Money V.S Lady Luck. Man...what a beautiful time
"Literal Cheating"
I feel that one... so much
3:17 this subtitles are gold 😂
Jake: I can't Kill a person...
Von Bolt: hahaha
Hawke: But I can.
Von Bolt: ...I have gravely miscalculated.
I nearly died laughing when Kindle showed up the first time. Good job.
But wait, what if everyone’s days, were ruined????
Either way, this was great and has so much meme potential
As someone who played the original advanced war games on d s and advance. I FREAKEN LOVED THIS.
THE MEMES. THE JOKES!!. There was honestly hours worth of material. That could be made!!
I am happy that the new gamesare out for new generations to play. Or else that would only have been like 3% that would have gotton the jokes. And yet the entire game has lets play on youtube.
Hawke's CO Power = Backstabbing his boss.
this video is 11/10, hope I can keep seeing more stuff from you!
You know, finding "The Rong Rong Frame" has become a lot easier since RUclips added the replay-o-meter
Next is Fire Emblem in a Nutshell
I mean. Jake is gonna clap some Blue Moon cheeks.
Lol
"What's a war crime?"
-Someone after hearing the Geneva Suggestion
you have no idea how hard i laughed at hawk's co power , literally banged my desk hung over crying X"D ..........
Always good to see a legend post new videos
One of the best Advance Wars videos
You missed Advance wars days of ruin, but otherwise pretty accurate.
Was really expecting Sturm to come back at the end spamming his remote with the text: and then everyone die
Its a spin off so it does not count
@@TheMaxsherwin3000 *reboot
Check the description...
Some Asvance Wars love?! I'm here for it, awesome as always Rong!
it's been a while since a nutshell series and no fanservice frames ? 😭😭😢
edit: nvm it's on 6.07
thanks as always rongrong
Oddly enough, Lash was one of my favorite characters…and Collin does print money very fast
after unlocking all the co's in the campaigns, this is the content I need more of
5:50 its actually named "hippity-hoppity, your HQ is my property" 🤓
bro that kindle jumpscare was gold
also i love how hawke shooting people was depicted lmao
This whole video is well done and hilarious but the 'Literal Cheating' bit had me rolling.
Hahaha. It's fun because it's all true! Thanks for the animation, awesome job!
4:28 bro comiting sudoku
Hawke does have a hard life.
Rong Rong is back with the nutshells. Yay! Also, everything just made me laugh. So spot on Rong!
Finally, Hawk with a glock
What makes me laugh the most is that this is a war game but you see the commanders talking about their love relationships in the middle of battle.
Battles where a lot of people must die, but they never pay attention to it.
I don't know anything about this gaem, but man with white hair is my favourite character now
that you used the Dual strike/aw2 original version of hawkes theme, and not his BOTCHED reboot camp one makes me happy and sad at the same time.
im so mad they fukked it up
"dude i cant kill a person"
meanwhile in advance war 1. you cause more casualties in a "friendly" war than during the entire campaign
flak doing 1 damage with scop KILLED me
Now I’m caught up on the lore, thanks dude
Advance Wars is a game where Black Hole is rising so you need to dual strike them to prevent a dark conflict that will lead to days of ruin by having some battalion wars