The Best Way To Get Out Of Debt Is To Go Bankrupt. John DeBoer - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 7 авг 2024
- The best way to get out of debt is to go bankrupt, or at least that has been John DeBoer's experience. If you get to keep the house, and keep your car and lost the collections call it sounds like a win to him. Whether you're someone who is a financial genius, or if you're someone who has used the wrong hotel key this full Dry Bar Comedy special form John DeBoer is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Best thing about bad credit? No one steals your identity!
Dry Bar has literally become my new obsession ❤️❤️❤️
Ditto!!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I fall to sleep nightly to it
My condolences. It does pay to read the side effects and addictive qualities before partaking of 100mg Hilarity. Should've gotten advice from your funnybone orthopedic first. 🤣
I can't believe how judgey this crowd was at the beginning of his routine. I would have clapped at his "I won the game" joke. Very funny comedian.
Shall not steal. They’re ok with the jokes and they’re laughing. But stealing is stealing. That’s all.
For real, I'm a "credit card person" and thought he had a good few zingers, people need to lighten up.
Well, that explains why he doesn't have ONE mean joke! So refreshing. Literally the only one I haven't heard of making fun, real or fake, of one's parents. Good job!
This guy is hilarious, just hits my personality the right way!!
Somewhere, a Bank of America executive is telling an audience, "by that time, we'd already collected twice the principal in interest and fees, and then we called it a LOSS on our taxes! And now we get to do it all over again for seven years. Bankruptcy is awesome!"
Ask Christopher Titus about Bank of America 😏
Exactly 💯
Exactly! Most interest rates would be considered USURY if we were living in any other time period. Corporate criminals pay off the Senate, Putin extorts the Senate and nothing gets done to protect the common taxpayer
I got debt free back in 2018...by moving to an other country
Lol
My back up plan
Another** an other isn't grammaticality correct.
@@Konservative_Ken928 no one cares mate
@@Konservative_Ken928 bull shucky... An other, another. Can not, cannot. Means the same thing. Don't be a prick. Its not a spelling error.
This guy is hilarious !
Is it just me or he does looklike a different versions Mark Wahlberg ?
Unfortunately in the U.S. it can cost up to $1000 to file for bankruptcy.
So sometimes people literally cannot afford to go bankrupt.
put it on a credit card, maybe?
@Daniel Boyd lol :D
Check loan... Then put that in the backeuptcy
Been there. It was going to cost 2 grand which I obviously didn't have! Lost house because I couldn't afford to be broke. Oxymoron or what?
It took courage for this guy to push through this audience's resistance to suspension of disbelief.
He was pretty funny though
Had me dying laying in the wee hours of the night and waking folks up because I could help the burst of laugher from watching this guy... made me go sit in another room to finish watching it
"R2-D2 could not fart pancakes." Amazing how this stuff sticks in your head easy but not the memory verses you've been trying to memorize since last month.
Try memorizing the pure and perfect word(s) of God instead of counterfeits. Once you have a real bible then try and put the verses to some song or music. You'll find it's much easier to remember as we remember the words to songs from years ago.
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I laughed till i cried. I am a caregiver for my Dad's good friend who has Alz and Dementia and we have the same convos!! He sometimes acts like he forgets things and a lot of times he really does. The sad part is my Dad passes away last Nov and he vaguely remembers him and now when we go to the cemetary he forgot he died or who we are visiting. Is it a blessing he doesn't remember the terrible times and has regressed to playing Patty Cake instead?? I should think so! 🤗
He makes a valid point.
Clear all your debts and start again.
And don't let others make you feel guilty for it. He's right...they knew what they were getting into. And the banks have Insurance for their losses on cc's from people who have to file bankruptcy. They loose nothing!
Clear your debts and start again.. seven years later.
They're not broke enogh to appreciate these jokes...L🤣L
So true!
That's what I was thinking.... Hahaha
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I also think that the audience is taking him seriously. Whether serious or not, he's a comedian. These are jokes. Lighten up.
The Siri joke killed me
Hell yea. I love it. I almost went bankrupt.....but I just went homeless and ignored everything for about 3 months then 62 days in jail. So that's almost half a year with 0 bills, dept, or responsibility. Best 6 months of my life.
Enki created you
Nice picture
Losers would say that
How to cancel a subscription service...
Ring: Hello this is ********* how can I help you?
Me: I'm calling about my (moms/dads/family member of choice...) service, they recently passed away and I need to have it canceled.....
Shortest and easiest call you will ever have.
@@ramtab9082 Pfft like if some Indian phone rep is going to ask you for a death certificate for cancelling a service lmfao... loser!!!
@@ramtab9082 yeah, like for discounts for flights to a funeral and insurance claims lol
@@ramtab9082 Not likely. I used to work in a call center and we were trained to automatically cancel without question when getting such calls.
You're a hero
my Dad actually did just pass away and verizon was horrible about it
for the love of god and every holy thing about and around him, please change the alligator boys ending
Seriously. It's gone a level past annoying that I can't even define.
That was the funniest act on the channel. For a while.
Same thought!
Yes, it's become my cue to skip to the next video
@@Rsharlan3 i with you rick but its been so long. just put a song at the end.
This guy's my hero. No joke. Gonna go bankrupt now.
I’m maxing out all my credit cards trying to start my business.
If it fails, I’m definitely filing for bankruptcy. 😅
My wife's doing mine as I write.
I had to file due to medical bills. Had to have emergency surgery couldn’t believe the bill. Was in the hospital for a month n got billed for every doctor that saw me.
I got charged $20 for a Snickers
Woah this crowd did not appreciate him enough! Great Set!!
This guy is hilarious and new material. I love the Lincoln joke and the hotel card joke
He's not wrong about the free Hotel breakfast. Just walk in! I've noticed that myself.
He got me at Arti-FISH-ial intelligence! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Keep the paperwork... forever...
Get a "secured card" afterwards with no annual fee.
Get an Amazon Visa get 5 percent back. Charge $50. Pay $100 online in 5 days. They owe u $50 and u get 5 percent back. Keep doing it this way never a bill and they still owe u. My Lowes paid off still have $20+ in account. Gonna keep adding to it but no charge. If I do it will be $30 and never a bill. Credit score 800+ . They not making any money on us. Yep.
How did he file for bankruptcy and still keep his house and car? I thought you lost everything you owned in a bankruptcy
@@minarooda only if it's paid off, if you haven't paid off
I watched this on my smartphone. In the bathroom.
And I'm a ham radio operator. I know Morse code.
My dad was the youngest HAM operator in the US at one point in time.
When we 5 kids were all in grade school, we'd be watching Batman, The Flintstones, Gilligan's Island, etc.
Huge radio antenna on the roof. I can spot one on any house. They retired at 55, 25 years ago. Today, the antenna is attached to a very tall pine tree in the Cascade Mountains foothills.
LOUD!! warbling garbelly goop coming through the TV. We 5 kids would yell, MOM!, as she was fixing dinner
From downstairs in his man cave, dad would yell:
SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO AUSTRALIA.
Dad also had one of the first boot-legged cell phones in his truck. No idea how he did it. Big box handset. HAM radio, well b4 cell phones. Circa early 70s.
He also went on to do SAR and FEMA, worked with a Secret level Security Clearance. He will be 82 this month.
SAR? Oh, I remember those daZe well. I was in HS. Lights, camera, action. Smell of coffee, mom is packing a few coolers and thermoses of hot coffee, packing up the camper, bread, meat, cheese and crackers, fruit. Cleaning out the fridge and cupboards, apocalypse survival style, hooking up the boat behind the truck to do a SAR response for someone lost in the Cascades, or Recovery, dredging for a drowned body, SCUBA divers... Attach the boat behind the truck with the camper on it.
It was 1 a.m., or 24.7. How do I know? The hallway light was just outside my bedroom door.
To this day, dad's call letters/numbers are also his truck license plate numbers. 😎 I know them by heart.
Stay safe and well to you and yours, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle.
⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
HAM Radio was well before cell phones. Kudos to you. Great hobby.
FUN-NY!!!! Thank you! This guy is good - really good.
That ending was perfectly delivered, really funny guy
This guy is really funny. I have been watching Dry Bar for 2 weeks, just discovered. This guy is awesome!
You are a funny guy, enjoyed this very much. Looking forward to seeing you live at a show one day. Thanks! ☺️
Certified Gold!!!!!
Great Show
I got debt free by getting divorced in 2008…. And went bankrupt. Now own 2 houses and zero cc debt.
We’re the alligator boys now
"Mom... Mom... Mom..."
This guy is my hero!
Literally: The credit card companies do not lose a cent, they take it from honest people who spend responsibly and pay back their bills.
Bankruptcy means that you can't get financing for seven years through a bank. And I hate banks . Legal loansharks
@Daniel Boyd Actually they know you cannot file Bankruptcy again for 7 years so they are happy to finance things.
@@stevejoramo8013 - and charge you even higher rates because they know you can't
Inaccurate
@@lizzymtjoy834
Ever since bank's have policies, some listen, and some don't
Excellent skit! I'm on par with you Sir.
This guy is very special. Beautiful funny.
Awesome, gave me the lols
This man: *very amusingly telling a tale about the automatic pancake machine*
Me, an ex Holiday Inn Express employee: OKAY BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX IT?! I DO! give me three minutes, it's probably too much air in the mix
Tiny bit of ptsd, maybe 🤷♂️
Also, cellphones don't demagnetize cards. Magnets do. Know your science.
@@BeeHappySunshine yeah, it's the magnet that ruins it tho, not the cell phone
Pancake Maker… Beats the heck out the Waffle Flipper…
Dude, for my comedy special I'm not going to Provo Utah.
Almost couldn't finish watching this because of the crowd. He was pretty darn good.
Awesome set!!! Had me laughing out loud!🤣🤣🤣
You could make your bed deck into a Murphy bed. It would be out of the way until you're ready for bed.
2140 hit really hard. 10 years ago, was a different perspective. I miss my Dad I will see him I'm father's day. Most people wouldn't understand.
You ok Steve? Your dad would probably want you to enjoy a full and long life.
My ex wasn't this hard to break up with - great line.
There are two different types of bankruptcies, chapter 11 and 13. Chapter 13 can easily be more beneficial, the downside being it costs more than chapter 11. Either choice has a seven year probation period that negitivitly impacts the ability to continue using credit cards.
If you close your eyes he sounds like Jeff Goldblum!
I seriously was listening to this guy and had to pee so bad...... 😂😂😂
You got me at pancake machine. Yum
i just wanna say, everything was funny, but the "i got my legos" part had me dying cause that would be something my father would do
This Utah crowd wasn’t feeling his financial trickery and manipulation.
Agreed. Take responsibility for your decisions.
Whoda thunk a room full of white folks that use their religion as a tax shelter would have a problem with someone abusing the financial system? What a world
@@mistermack4987 😅
@@mistermack4987 Sir, if you are going to reply to my comment, the least you could do is tell us how you really feel.😉
@@mistermack4987 How is church a tax shelter for the donors? I know it can be a hell of a tax shelter for the pastors, but how is it a tax shelter for the donors?
3:14 he should have got way more applause for that.
This guy is an intellectual far ahead of our times. The audience seems didn't get it so much..
Reminds me of Leno, when he had to repeat jokes, because he was so far ahead of everyone mentally, he had to make sure, every one got the joke, on the second go around.
the last time i was at a continental breakfast with a waffle maker a kid got his hand closed in it and he turn it half way and when that happens it wont open. someone helped him out of it. it was bad. poor kid.
If only that worked for student loans
It did until a certain generation abused that trick. Worked out great for doctors and lawyers
You can thank Biden for that. He was the once who wrote the bankruptcy bill that mandated student loans be repaid.
@@Khaab00 ugh. Yet another reason...
He is so funny!!😂
Excellent dry humor at the dry bar. I couldn’t stop laughing.
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Pancake machine and puppy training....boy that sounded appetizing!
Good stuff .. Thanks!!
Thanks!
ITS FINALLY HEREEEEE
“Noooo. The problem is never the costumer”
Says the sarcastic customer service agent 😂😂
killer set john
His voice sounds so similar to Sam Morril when he talks slowly.
I hear Jim Breuer.
My name is Kaiden 😂
I worknin a fancy hotel.. we call groups at breakfast locusts lol
Awesome! Minnesota guy, yay! 😆💕
3:04 thanks on the bank of America deal.
How did I miss this guy's premiere?
This is so funny!
He is a funny man.
R2-D2 couldn't fart pancakes 😅😂🤣😭
I always tell my children I love them, the only time my Dad told me he loved me was in hospital the day he died
Hilarious!
I laughed twice lol
I think the government must be taking his financial advice. 🤣🤣🤣
If only it were that easy hahahaha
😂 he is funny
Nope, now you have to tell them everything, and they will check, even if you're not wanting to include it in the bankruptcy, laws changed lol
talk about turning lemons into lemonade
Who in the heck would pay for satellite, or cable? Saved over $20,000.00 the last 30 yrs, by not having it. But, most people , really don't need the $ 20,000.00, because paying for tv, is just " the norm".
Hey, uh, folks: this guy is a COMEDIAN. He tells JOKES. It's an ACT. Unlike those judging him here - that's their real selves. Pathetic.
😂
Cp30 never gave a crepe
It's funny because I'm a homeless woman watching this on my phome
it should be noted that going bankrupt does hurt your credit score but that just depends on if you want to make a really big purchase in the neat future
I haven't used credit since 1999 and became debt free a few years later. My credit score is low because I don't use credit but my bank accounts are swollen for the same reason.
@@meabob yeah best to avoid borrowing money when possible. and 54% of credit card users agree using them for convenience paying back all they used in a month at the end.
me too when busch bailed out the credit card bank
they got my debt payed off the arbitrarily upped everyones intrest to 29.9%
from 7% .they also wanted me to stop paying so they also coud write the debt off and sell it to debt collectors
I'm suprised the bankers haven't...
I'm down to 8 to 10k from 40k !
I didn't know who you were until an hour ago. I live in an open air asylum ( Next episode of Glastenders or Glastonbury high street) but you dude have made me laugh out loud. Blessings Dude xxxx
You can tell if someone is in the bathroom when you call. Their voice has a faint echo 🙂
22%
Oh 915 ....F word .....This guy is very funny.......ROFL
We ar the Alligator Boys 🐊... for now 😎! Mom mom mom... who are you? ✌️😊
Dave Ramsey enters the room.........