The Sad Truth About Being Broke. John Deming - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024

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  • @WhiteCollarWarriorWallStFraudE
    @WhiteCollarWarriorWallStFraudE 2 года назад +27

    “I think I’m sadder than the average horse”
    🤣🤣😂🤣😂 I laughed so hard I choked myself to death

  • @thesilversurfer7136
    @thesilversurfer7136 3 года назад +28

    Have to say he is one of the more intelligent, witty and funny comedians I have seen in a long time!

  • @ckoritko
    @ckoritko 3 года назад +172

    Dry Bar is such a gem! It’s a wonder that with the multitude of comedy channels on RUclips that such a small percentage of them produce the solid, quality content this one regularly puts out.

    • @aswinajithan1828
      @aswinajithan1828 3 года назад +3

      Suggest me more about this other channels

    • @raYrefiedAire
      @raYrefiedAire 3 года назад +5

      Foul language removed from the recipe makes for FAR SUPERIOR Comedy

  • @youdeservethis
    @youdeservethis 2 года назад +13

    This guy is great! Trying to get the audience to boo, but then winning them over and over. Now that's talent.

  • @walterstanfield3662
    @walterstanfield3662 3 года назад +45

    Best impersonation of a fly I've ever seen " on your arm now I'm on your leg" 😆

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 3 года назад +1

      Common houseflies live a month, though, not a week.
      And if they're inside they spend the huge majority of that trying to leave, the opposite of trying to bother you..
      Lots of good material though!

  • @verronicap6214
    @verronicap6214 2 года назад +11

    When he said " I didn't know my gay friends wanted a piece" I was rolling.😂😂😂

  • @philipjordan6789
    @philipjordan6789 3 года назад +191

    I'm black and the chicken joke was so funny great comedian we need you guys in 2021 and beyond I watch dry bar everyday from Mississippi

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue 3 года назад +3

      I would have given him the chicken

    • @mattgaming8717
      @mattgaming8717 3 года назад +5

      Your a man that just happens to be black it sounds like my guy. Cheers.

    • @lrocky223
      @lrocky223 3 года назад +3

      Bro, don't let bs the media tells the public affect your idea of 2021 or any year. Everything is pretty awesome and this is the best time to live in in the history of humans. Stay real

    • @pattiefindley4422
      @pattiefindley4422 3 года назад

      Old o

    • @pattiefindley4422
      @pattiefindley4422 3 года назад

      Ok

  • @hiyapal7719
    @hiyapal7719 2 года назад +6

    Respect to this comedian and his wife, for making the trip to Utah together. 👍 He has her there to support him. ❤

  • @heartnsoullife5188
    @heartnsoullife5188 3 года назад +21

    I love his humor, it’s brillant, dark, and hilarious

  • @doreenkozelka8486
    @doreenkozelka8486 3 года назад +21

    “...which is NOT how complaining works...AT ALL.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Joy.Elizabeth
    @Joy.Elizabeth 2 года назад +8

    Definitely need to give this guy another special! So good!

  • @aarondobbs2958
    @aarondobbs2958 3 года назад +12

    This was really good. The fly bit. "I'm on your arm now im on your leg" 😂😂😂

  • @JeremyDavidsonTheMuslimRevert
    @JeremyDavidsonTheMuslimRevert 3 года назад +46

    I think that's how you get people to the show...remind them of their problems in the day and send them to your show at night 😅

  • @mt33205
    @mt33205 3 года назад +163

    This guy’s priceless, hope he has more stuff

  • @whatthe6532
    @whatthe6532 2 года назад +3

    Non vulgar comedic talent. Brilliant.

  • @datboiidemo374
    @datboiidemo374 3 года назад +3

    Dry bar keeps me alive all the way from Jamaica 🇯🇲!

  • @nickarellano52
    @nickarellano52 3 года назад +50

    Dude this guy gets it lmao

  • @rusteshackleferd8115
    @rusteshackleferd8115 3 года назад +97

    Now I want to hear this "bear rap" album.

  • @samirasorchiaireland2133
    @samirasorchiaireland2133 3 года назад +29

    He’s hilarious! I can’t believe there wasn’t more laughter! The bear rap is phenomenal.

  • @maxbenson9982
    @maxbenson9982 3 года назад +8

    1:45 I like how he instantly called out the people who were offended by his joke and bounced right back

    • @spencersegler
      @spencersegler 3 года назад

      "Hey! I liked polio, you shouldn't make fun of it!"

  • @tomorrowmely3624
    @tomorrowmely3624 2 года назад +9

    Very talented and so smart! I love this kind of humour. He really has a personal style and some brilliant ideas. Love the bear rap too.

  • @macattack5691
    @macattack5691 3 года назад +20

    Dude is GREAT! Need longer special!

  • @MegaModyx
    @MegaModyx 3 года назад +6

    Pirates of the Caribbean impression was on point 👌

  • @ddhu5396
    @ddhu5396 3 года назад +43

    I really like this guy, very fresh & unique material

  • @livenotonevil8279
    @livenotonevil8279 3 года назад +65

    Yes, indeed, animals are kinda heartless. One of our pet rabbits ate ALL of her babies in the hutch.
    Probably the most traumatic thing I witnessed as a small child.

    • @netkosent1620
      @netkosent1620 3 года назад +15

      Life lesson. Baby rabbits taste amazing.

    • @SheeshMaster64
      @SheeshMaster64 3 года назад +20

      but when I DO IT, all of a sudden im on the americas most wanted list

    • @Lari52289
      @Lari52289 3 года назад +2

      @@SheeshMaster64 Nah, you're just in a good restaurant in that case.

    • @singingwindrider9881
      @singingwindrider9881 3 года назад +2

      Yes, they can b. They will attack th old, sick & injured....mercilessly. Dogs ENJOY killing. Stepfathers have what I term "male lion syndrome" (they kill any offspring not theirs).

    • @JK-vy8vh
      @JK-vy8vh 3 года назад

      You must of had a very pure childhood.

  • @wickedside7715
    @wickedside7715 3 года назад +27

    Very smart and good transition. He’s awesome!!!!

  • @katiedrew4708
    @katiedrew4708 3 года назад +16

    Your "bear fact" reminded me of a story Mom told me, she and her brother used to work for a pig farmer, whenever a sow was going to give birth, one of them had to be in the pen while the other one was on the other side of the fence. Whenever a piglet popped out the person inside would grab it and throw it to the other one. Can you guess why? The mother sow would kill the piglet.

    • @ajsparx4133
      @ajsparx4133 3 года назад +4

      Either that or just accidentally sit/sleep on it and it suffocates or gets crushed. They really have 0.01% care for their litter

    • @Noah_E
      @Noah_E 3 года назад +1

      Male pigs routinely kill baby pigs or will shove sows into things/stomp them so the piglets are killed before being born so the sows will go into heat again. Nature is brutal.

    • @vicleaken
      @vicleaken 3 года назад +1

      That's only because of poor environment

  • @l8trbruzz870
    @l8trbruzz870 3 года назад +19

    Awesome, wish it went for longer!! This guy is great!!

  • @edgaralanfrog
    @edgaralanfrog 3 года назад +5

    “I promise not to murder you.” 😂

  • @jimmybutler4076
    @jimmybutler4076 3 года назад +121

    6:10 Honestly as a black guy, I feel for him😂 there is no right answer

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 3 года назад +8

      Give them the food. It's a stranger and homeless people usually don't have phones. If they can't get you doxed it doesn't matter if they think you're racist or not.

    • @ericsmith5826
      @ericsmith5826 3 года назад +14

      @@bobbierobinson6269 depends lol I'm gonna look at you weirdly at first. Could have poisoned the food or did anything to it. Some of us black folk cautious af lol

    • @susanlombardi3845
      @susanlombardi3845 3 года назад +1

      @@ericsmith5826 🤣

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 3 года назад +1

      @@ericsmith5826 😄 You gonna stay skinny that way.

    • @ajjohnson5046
      @ajjohnson5046 3 года назад +13

      @@bobbierobinson6269 I mean nobody said they were homeless

  • @BigWinWinter
    @BigWinWinter 3 года назад +7

    When he did the accents... Hahahahaha he's very funny.

  • @marilynmutindi7007
    @marilynmutindi7007 3 года назад +1

    This was brilliant. He didn't use 'story within a story' to explain his jokes. He used 'joke within a joke'. 'Planets are big'

  • @deborahnielsen9163
    @deborahnielsen9163 4 месяца назад +1

    This...ladies and gentlemen is the epitome of originallity, great job.

  • @TB-rx1ue
    @TB-rx1ue 3 года назад +4

    « I’m not confident enough to be a bigot » 😂
    This guy is 😂 👌🏻 💯

  • @FleaChristenson
    @FleaChristenson 2 года назад +1

    When my kids were little and we never had money for fun things, I told them we were broke, not poor. Broke meant we never had money for extras. Poor meant we couldn’t afford food, utilities or a roof over our head. I was okay with broke. But it’s not fun. This guy made it fun.

  • @MsNotSoOriginal
    @MsNotSoOriginal 3 года назад +15

    This was a tight set 🤎

  • @kdholden
    @kdholden 3 года назад +16

    I thoroughly enjoyed this ❤️

  • @edgarflores5569
    @edgarflores5569 3 года назад +7

    I loved this guy's set. Very funny, sharp and -most of all- TRUE

  • @FreedomUninterrupted
    @FreedomUninterrupted 3 года назад +6

    Whenever he said, I just finished college it all came together for me 🧐 That explains everything. LOL 🤔

  • @lararomont8348
    @lararomont8348 3 года назад +10

    Love his impressions the most.

  • @jewelssylva3738
    @jewelssylva3738 3 года назад +10

    You are a funny man. I watch dry bar & I am impressed. 👍

  • @shednotes3016
    @shednotes3016 3 года назад +10

    Really enjoyed this performance!!!

  • @jessiegabs
    @jessiegabs 3 года назад +4

    Offense or defense joke almost killed me, man! Loved him.

  • @grimmwright9682
    @grimmwright9682 3 года назад +33

    i would pay to hear the full bear rap song

  • @ArisEmriis
    @ArisEmriis 3 года назад +2

    Wasn't sure I was going to like this at first. But... Within about 2 minutes his routine started picking up and quickly gained momentum. I was cracking up the rest of the way, and then awe struck with his rap at the end! Needed this! Thanks for posting!

  • @onementality9781
    @onementality9781 3 года назад +14

    We are so broke here in Tennessee, last week I needed a babysitter so I told my neighbors our daughter swallowed a quarter so they immediately asked if she could stay with them for couple nights:)

    • @realc7777
      @realc7777 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😃 wow😂😂😂😂

  • @BossHunting
    @BossHunting 3 года назад +4

    Didn’t curse once but is so so so funny with just his delivery and originality

  • @susanisrael9779
    @susanisrael9779 3 года назад +20

    Stores are begging for all coins now.

  • @garrettfrankenberg1746
    @garrettfrankenberg1746 3 года назад +6

    This dude oml lmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rudevalve
    @rudevalve 3 года назад +5

    Certified Gold!!!!!

  • @jmc4509
    @jmc4509 3 года назад +11

    Loved this kid! Nice set. Betting he voted in 2020 😂

  • @OnizukaAllMighty
    @OnizukaAllMighty 3 года назад +12

    Short and sweet, good set

  • @hlegler
    @hlegler 3 года назад +3

    Pure comedy GOLD!!!!!!

  • @miguelamigo6030
    @miguelamigo6030 3 года назад +25

    Pretty good if you ask me. Talked about several different things

    • @MegaModyx
      @MegaModyx 3 года назад +3

      Exactly! First fat dude not to take a big chunk of his act to talk about how hard exercising is.

  • @elyaaltman1275
    @elyaaltman1275 3 года назад +6

    The only person on Dry Bar that I saw getting Booed yet one of the funniest

    • @arafatdimitry
      @arafatdimitry 3 года назад +1

      Who booed him?

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 3 года назад +2

      He had great audience interaction... especially for DryBar. They're usually a reserved crowd.

    • @JR-sx3gl
      @JR-sx3gl 3 года назад +1

      @@arafatdimitry the jazz fans 😊

  • @jackham2549
    @jackham2549 2 года назад

    Your Fried Chicken ethical dilemma is perfect. So hilarious.

  • @bradleybear5791
    @bradleybear5791 3 года назад +1

    This guy has fantastic delivery and is funny as hell. Gold.

  • @LinnetWoods
    @LinnetWoods 3 года назад +3

    Wonderful!

  • @cliffords.8341
    @cliffords.8341 3 года назад +3

    A stray female cat had 4 kittens in my house. One of them wasn't nursing from her and the third day I found him under her back end, she ate the bottom half of the kitten. Good thing I didn't have an eating disorder when I was a baby otherwise I may have been dinner. This guy was genuinely funny.

  • @Doloresdavis1971
    @Doloresdavis1971 2 года назад +1

    The bear 🧸 rap had me on the floor! Ha ha ha!

  • @laurieherman1215
    @laurieherman1215 3 года назад +5

    There is a difference between being broke from paying your bills and being broke from being lazy with no job.

  • @adrias4685
    @adrias4685 3 года назад +1

    "That's not helpful. Planets are big." My guts.. busted 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @davinreeves
    @davinreeves 3 года назад +3

    The Bear cub rap. The best

  • @sobreaver
    @sobreaver 3 года назад +1

    "Offense or Defense ?" lol 🤣

  • @Tacit_Tern
    @Tacit_Tern 3 года назад +2

    This guy is the Numismatic Comedian.

  • @erglelergle8476
    @erglelergle8476 3 года назад +5

    Original and hilarious.

  • @thrpins8430
    @thrpins8430 3 года назад +5

    Dude you have a great voice for rap sooo deep!

  • @Fizz-Pop
    @Fizz-Pop 3 года назад +5

    That rap was actually really good!

  • @tequilashots875
    @tequilashots875 3 года назад +3

    This dude is funny. Loved it!!!

  • @Lisa-Sherlock-Holmes
    @Lisa-Sherlock-Holmes 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for helping me clean my kitchen. I almost didn't even realize I was doing it. So funny!

  • @safetrucker
    @safetrucker 3 года назад +2

    Hilarious man keep it up !!!!

  • @fatgirlhiking6250
    @fatgirlhiking6250 3 года назад +2

    He's hilarious! I'd like to see him live.

  • @moonsting
    @moonsting 2 года назад

    "Aunt Becky so kids can go to college" 💥 🤣😆 also his vocal impressions and bear rap 👏👏👏

  • @adiconstantin4598
    @adiconstantin4598 3 года назад +2

    Joke at 6:57 is 🤣🤣🤣!
    This is so funny, as valid for the most of us!

  • @antoniosmith5350
    @antoniosmith5350 3 года назад +2

    That was hella good Cardi Bear! We need more of you

  • @ckoritko
    @ckoritko 3 года назад +7

    The rap was well done!

  • @djcrazy8578
    @djcrazy8578 2 года назад +1

    thumbs up, he makes the weirdest things that nobody talks about funny!!

  • @shawnworrlein9112
    @shawnworrlein9112 3 года назад +1

    Excellent! Original and unique

  • @MS-fz2ps
    @MS-fz2ps 2 года назад

    One of the best ones Ive seen on dry bar.

  • @kornfreak78
    @kornfreak78 3 года назад +2

    This guys is funny! Would love to see more of his stand up.

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 3 года назад +1

    Excellent Comedy.

  • @banjominer9682
    @banjominer9682 3 года назад +2

    very good set sir.

  • @fiery94
    @fiery94 3 года назад +18

    Aunt Becky from Full House is freakin hott. Hotter than Julia Roberts and Pam in my opinion.

  • @pedrohernandez287
    @pedrohernandez287 2 года назад +1

    Kennedy is on the other side of this!!! Almost peed myself!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tootallzz
    @tootallzz 3 года назад +1

    Thanks DryBar your content ROCKS!❤️😆

  • @Siphamandla.Ngcobo
    @Siphamandla.Ngcobo 2 года назад

    Watched from South Africa. Genuinely funny.

  • @deded846
    @deded846 2 года назад

    This is good! I laughed so hard when he said, "Hey, remember ur problems?"

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 4 месяца назад

    The bear rap was hysterical 😂🤪🤪

  • @helsinkianskies
    @helsinkianskies 2 года назад +1

    That was very good. I like this guy. 😎

  • @yomomma5042
    @yomomma5042 3 года назад +1

    I can't wait to see you in person.

  • @jj111333777
    @jj111333777 3 года назад +1

    That black joke was fire! (100% black here folks.) I don't see how that made the crowd uncomfortable.

  • @harshitchauhan5162
    @harshitchauhan5162 3 года назад

    This guy got 19 chuckles out of me. He is funny!

  • @zeshanhira1132
    @zeshanhira1132 2 года назад +1

    I enjoyed this!

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf 2 года назад

    Hilarious special! Laughed so hard my sides hurt!

  • @Synnstrumentals
    @Synnstrumentals 4 месяца назад

    Why was his Jamaican accent so spot on 😂😂😂😂 12:00

  • @MrReggaeshawn
    @MrReggaeshawn 3 года назад +1

    Great show. 💯

  • @xdefiedbx
    @xdefiedbx 3 года назад +2

    Funny set 😆😆😆

  • @StenGilles
    @StenGilles 3 года назад +8

    the dark humor lmaooooo

  • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
    @TruckTaxiMoveIt 2 года назад +1

    Loving clean comedy

  • @ACJacksongoingoneup
    @ACJacksongoingoneup 3 года назад

    The dude won me over with the black/chicken joke and the bear rap 🤣