The Reason Single Men Die. Nick Guerra - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 21 дек 2020
- The reason single men die, according to Nick Guerra is because they don't have women in their lives to keep them from doing stupid things. In the full Dry Bar Comedy special from Nick Guerra, Nick breaks down the stupidity of men, and how they could never survive without women to prevent them from doing something stupid. Whether it's being to short to ride a roller coaster or just the secrets to loving life, Nick Guerra's full special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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“Do I?! We’re on season seven of Samantha!” LMAOOO
Best line!
As a Samantha... I love this line because no one mentions my completely normal name.
This guy and Garth Brooks have the best lines 😊
timestamp?
nvm it's 4:30
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Literally tho
“He hangs out with Todd, and I hate Todd.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true. I hate Todd. lol!
Aw man
@@lindablue7494 uujijkoiju
Jj
This dude deserves serious props, he is hilarious and really knows his material. Great stuff!
Knows other comedians material**
@@c.c.schaeffer8678
WOW!! I think maybe he was just wanting to get somebody riled up..
I think he found someone...
Yes, he has great timing. He anticipates reactions, and he's got a great follow up (and probably several prepared alternative come backs).
@@paulomaeney7324 There's always a taker!! lol
@@c.c.schaeffer8678 A bit of Overkill on your point. But, mostly agreed.
A self-deprecating short guy is someone you can trust.
Yes. Very secure man and he doesn’t have to insult women to do it or even talk people (so far) 🤞🏾
@Nathaniel Miller I think it shows security when either gender doesn’t have to tear down the opposite gender. Insecure, bitter women do it to men too 🤷♀️
@Iconoclast insightful
And he's cute
@Nathaniel Miller no one said that.
I owe my sanity to dry bar comedy. I watch these videos when I feel like I’m on the verge of a panic attack. I just need a good laugh and this channel never fails to have me dying.
Oof relatable! Wishing you the best, anxiety is truly crippling
We're very much looking forward to dying with you on DryBar ❤
I’ve been going through really ugly court battles for over a year and drybar has helped me tremendously too! I hope you are doing well
@@_space.pony_ same ❤
Laughter is good medicine for the soul 😊
Oh my god! Netflix give this man a special right now. He must become more well known, he is HILARIOUS!
Too much stolen material.
@@juggmkj its impossible to not have joke similar to others. Have you seen how much matieral is uploaded each day?
And we are just a collection of our experiences, so....
Netflix = sold out comic
Share like me !!! And he will lol❤️
@@juggmkj Be specific. What did he steal?
The most extraordinary thing about this "little man" comedian is his boundless energy. He's got jokes but his energetic delivery is nothing ~dare I say~ short of astounding.
Yuppppp...his energy is incredible.
It helps that he’s fairly young.
What has to do his height with his energy?
I am a short person married to a short person 🤣 and can relate.
we have step stools in every room of the house
How short are ya?
We bought a bed that after a year we admitted was too tall. We took away the frame and it was much better. I love being a shortie.
Love that, short people with super tall people is annoying lol.
I'm 6'1 and I feel bad laughing at this....But I still do.
(⌐■_■)
6 ft 6 had a funny mental pic of that
My wife stopped me from doing something dangerous just the other day :-)
What happened?
Imagine have a wife, what a looser
Kidding kidding kidding it’ss a yookkkee
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
So your marriage is quite literally your lifesaver!!🙃😉
Fun
This man deserves way more claps then he got
Right???? I was over here, breaking a rib laughing and the audience was just blah.
Mostly a Mormon audience... they don't sneak into places and they don't get their jollies yelling " fire" in a crowded restroom.
@@RUclipsUtah Nobody yelled fire. It's a comedy show. They need to lighten the eff up. He is great!
Actually thought they were a great audience.
I think the audience suppressed their laughter so as not to miss anything he says.
I laughed so hard at the spider web thing I had to show my husband. This dude knows what he’s talking about 🤣
"What's wrong with pale poetic and petite huh? " 😆😆😆
2/3 of those traits were hot after twilight came out. guess he missed the memo :P
This man is a joke a second. Tons of material.
My husband thinks like a wife, he remembers arguments in detail we had 20 years ago, and always bring them up when I less expect them. It seemed like Guerra was describing my husband.
I'm the one who remembers everything in our relationship. It drives my husband crazy lol how I can remember all of it. The good and the bad.
Your husband is fem.
Are you sure he’s not trans. 😂
@@peekaboots01 could be pisces are natural feminine water signs which sucks because I'm a pisces fml lol
@@legendkillersshittyduffleb932 this is most likely, or a cancer!!!
That spiderweb thing.....hysterical!
The dislikes are from the men who went home and got pinched in the rear and didn’t like it
714 people hate butt pinches
He did say “both genders”, so a few blue haired clicked a few dislikes as well
The dislikes are from the guys who got home and DIDN'T get their butts pinched
How does his body contain the confidence he has? He's amazing
Because his surname is Guerra.
In Italian it means "war": he is prepared for the battlefield of comunication. 😸
This guy is OUTSTANDING! Such a great individual style!! And he makes fun of himself and everybody. Nick Guerra - world class talent.
Dude packed alot into a half hour set. Kudos
I've just become a Nick Guerra fan. Good material, well delivered.
MANGO BIRD
same
Same here, laughed out loud, really great
Mom’s teach their kids their first crimes, OMG, so true!!
Not for me. The worst thing my mother ever did was j walk, or race a yellow light. o.O
She totally did! Lying about my age to get free or discounted stuff longer, hiding food in movie theaters, eating grapes in the grocery store, running yellows, j walking, yup.
@@Psychol-Snooper Oh, she did!! You just don't know about it. And she will never tell!! lol
@@Yosetime So your assertion is my mother instructed me in criminality... but I "don't know about it?"
Da fk?
@@Psychol-Snooper I didn't say that. Have some applesauce and calm down kiddo.
"I'm 12, I'm children!", or "I'm baby, get away from me corners!"🤣🤣🤣 This guy is hillarious, so mooth, what a pro!
"I'm children". I lost the grip on my caulk gun I was using on my shower. F-ing died.
Lol he literally just said the ‘I’m baby’ line the second I read it in your comment 🤣
Married men really do live longer. And not just because we take care of them but because they're not as likely to take stupid chances when they have a family to think about.
And on the other hand, single women live longer than married women.
@@wosborne5535 That sounds like it’s very accurate. Not stressing about keeping another adult alive. Lol
I do pretty dangerous things when I travel I know FOR A FACT I wouldn't do if I was married! 😅
@@primus75 most dangerous stuff I ever done was while I was making a living for my wife. Lol.
A Killer Whale in a tank probably lives longer than one in the wild, too. But, what kind if life is it? And, in 2021 I'd like to know what women are "taking care" of their husbands. 😂 Man, the lies women tell themselves and the world about what they are. After the statistical likelihood of infidelity, divorce and the criminal amounts and duration of alimony and child support and the incalculable stress they cause men, the claim that married men live longer is dubious and outdated at best. Another piece of propaganda in the campaign to drive men into the indentured servanthood of marriage. Even IF true, better a man live happier than live longer.
Talk about machine-gun delivery!
If he were actually politically incorrect, he could be the next Bobby Slayton.
Nothing wrong with a tiny man as long as he makes you feel treated nice! 😊
Yes! My man is 5'6" he treats me well !
@@ah5721 and how tall are you?
@@tmn9524 Even short women can easily get tall guys so lets not go there and I'm not saying Amanda is short because I have no idea and it's none of my business.
Statistics show married men do live longer than single men but not as long as their wives.
Women live longer just because we're so spiteful that we can't allow our men to be happy... ever!
Jk... kind of lol
Someone’s gotta collect that life insurance cheque...
Statistics consider divorced men, whose life was destroyed by a harpy, and who is much more likely to finish himself, as "single".
Statistics also do not account for the fact that men are ones doing pretty much all dangerous and demanding jobs, with them being over 90% of work related fatalities.
Statistics do not account for the fact that state spends on female healthcare twice as much as male healthcare.
So on and so forth.
Claim that marriage is somehow beneficial to a men is nonsense. It is a dangerous gamble for very little reward.
Deborah Duthie You know why married men die before their wives? Because they choose to!
@@edpietila2026 cause according to Walter they've set themselves a goal.
He's not lying compliment your men more ladies pay attention to how he shifts his behaviors. did you tell him you like something that he did or compliment a part of him He will either continue to do that thing to keep garnering that positive feedback or he will try to make that part of him stand out more I saw you'll notice it more. I've told everybody I've been with constantly the little things that I liked about them towed one guy I dated that I liked some photos of him with long hair and he grew it out for me. even told one I liked certain clothes he had and he started wearing them more. Some of them will even walk with their head held higher because you have them feeling good like a man.
I try doing this and then he says he hates words of affirmation and they are wasted on him.
@@justahomie2505 Tell him he smells good, then. No guy hates that.
@@justahomie2505 There is something that is at the root of his remarks. We reject solid affirmations when we have low self-esteem, shame, etc. Try to get him to a counselor. Go with him. He can be happier. :)
@@justahomie2505 get rid of him. Run.
@@justahomie2505 thank him for his honesty, and ask him what he does need.
He's nailing the life as a short person. When I was on a train in Denmark, it took me a while to realize that the reason doors where not sliding open for me was because I was too short. I had to wave with my arms high up in the air. They were not accounting for unaccompanied children or smaller adults.
I think people from there are the tallest in Europe, so no wonder. I would need to be doing the same as you.
I love this guy, so funny and he doesn’t use curse words which is great. This means he is a great comedian.
It's the Dry Comedy bar, no alcohol and all clean acts, all of them not just this guy.
@@countys32there is alcohol served
@@flyingpigs7844 No way, why do the call it the Drybar and don't Mormons abstain from alcohol? I don't know I'm just asking.
@@countys32 morons haha, wrong word to misspell
@@blackmarketarmy Oops my bad.🤣
LOVE this guy! Rapid-fire delivery, never underestimating his audience. Out-freaking-standing.
This man is hugely funny.Glad I watched it.
This is the way to do gender comedy. It's funny and fair - having a good laugh at everybody. 👍
I really appreciate that he was pointing out that men need to feel like men. That’s always been so important, but with this society, now more than ever do we need to raise men up and show them how much they are worth AS MEN.
Your ancestors like: He did us proud 😄.
As someone who's followed him on ig for well over 2 years, I'm so happy to see him on here!!
Wasn't ready to start laughing that fast into a show. Started a sip of my drink and that 8th grade joke had me almost spit it out.
O my lord, the toilet sensor thing, torso- crunching funny. His vivacity is so refreshing and I needed this.
Nick Guerra thank you. 🌱
Oh man this guy disappeared off the face of the planet, great comedian still have some of his sets from Laugh Factory in my Fav. Stand-ups playlist.
Cool that Dry Bar found Nick Guerra.
It’s not our fault we remember all the relationship! We don’t have a “nothing box” to escape to after we fight with you guys.
Exactly! Details are one of our strengths. That's why he's right. You can't win with us, we'll always have better access to the details. It's biological and essential for keeping kids safe.
How’d it feel to say “He’s right,” ?
The good ol nothing box
Guys have filing cabinets we have spaghetti noodles. Y’all guys don’t know how bad ya kink our noodles sometimes!!!
We need to "educate" and "discipline" people all the time, age and gender don't matter.
When someone does something inappropriate or insensitive/thoughtless, you need to tell them right away.
Be careful with your wording though, try to make it an constructive and mutually beneficial interaction.
Then there are cases where the other person clearly doesn't give a ****, do yourself a favor and walk away.
My husband and I were friends for an entire decade before we started dating.
We waited another decade to finally tied the knot - FOREVER!
At that point we knew everything and I mean everything about eachother.
I love his family more than my own and most of his friends are bearable, some are even shared friends.
We respect eachother's space and schedule "quality time" to just communicate.
Relationships are hard work, every version and every combination.
The "real" part starts after the wedding - this is where fairytales normally end.
Nobody is interested in the catastrophy that might follow when two people who barely know eachother start sharing bed and table.
I’m 5’2” - thank you!! 🤣🤣🤣 All of this is so relatable.
Great comedy Nick, lots of energy, you're very talented, may God bless you.
He's absolutely hilarious cause we can all relate to his material 🤣
I'm glad to see Nick doing well. Always loved his Laugh Factory clips. He's so talented. I'm always impressed by comics like Nick who manage to make me laugh while doing clean comedy.
The short ppl crossing the street with their tall friends skit. I haven't laughed this hard in a hot minute.
Those are ghost kids. Kids don't play outside anymore.. So true... 😂😂... Where's your IPad?
That bit about too tall toilets was completely original. lol
“Ya gotta have fun in life”. I believe he does! Loved all 32 minutes of this🤣
This guy made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to die
Wow, is that really an endorsement?
Me too!!! OMG I can’t breathe! 😆 21:33 ~the laying flatter & “hellooo” made a noise come outta me I never heard before 😂😂😂🤣☠️
This guy is so funny and so confident. He's a natural, and I love his energy. 👏👏👏
I'm 5'1" and all of this is true!!!! 😅😅😅
5'0 and shrinking 🤦🏻♀️😂
5’0 ?!?! Wow that’s kinda impressive not gon’ lie
@@jenynz5334 I’m 13, one of the shortest in my class and im 5,1
How is he not super famous!!! That was one of the most perfect set I've ever seen...well thought out and original. 30mins flew by too quickly.
The short people jokes were really on point. I looked around my apartment at the pictures on the walls and he’s right. 😂😅
I love this man, he is perfect, I wish every man was this man, he is pure happiness and joy.
one of the best comedians I've heard in a long time. genuine talent.
Women remember what men say because we listen.
Nope, you’re just building a case, so you can use it later against us when it suits you! 😂😅
Yes, and yes.
What did you say I was distracted
What a concept! Men, take notes.
@@sdathomas5088 do you really think pulling out a pen and paper every time you get into a conversation is the right call?
Really love this dude!
For many of us who watch many comics, we're tired of the same old crap - this guy is refreshingly disgustingly ridiculously true. And I like it.
Nick is just plain good! ❤😂
I laughed the entire time this was gold 😂
One finds the BEST comedy here on Dry Bar!
I can handle blue humor and occasional curse words but I PREFER this GREAT, family-friendly comedy by far!
Being friends with a tall person - strap on some roller blades and have a lasso handy
Stop complaining about the world and start living - make it happen people!!!
You are the problem AND the solution.
@@edenlost4074 What?
Tall girls are great. When you’re nose to nose, your toes are in it, and when you’re toes to toes, your nose is in it.
"All tall with a moustache...I'm 12! I'm a children!"
He picked his own jacket.
Boy's section at JC Penney. :)
I think he's brave but I also think he looks fabulous in that jacket.
Great jacket.
Needs a 3rd button.
He's single of course only a man would pick that jacket
What a blast I’m so glad I clicked on it !!!! 🐝😎
This man is high-energy in a not-annoying way 😊
Most impressive in that outfit
He is so funny... His delivery is so good.. Natural.. Deserves more
Facts 🤣season 7 of Samantha. And yes, mom packed snacks at the movies lol
Excellent! Material came so fast you really had to pay attention. Loved it
Bet that's how he felt listening to the comedians he got his material from too! =)
@ jugg. Bet you are an angry, bitter, resentful, sad person who hates anyone who is happy, full of energy, positive, original and absolutely hilarious (:
I pranked my wife by yelling and laying in a heap on the ground next to the ladder when cleaning cutters. She pranked me by doing a happy dance. :)
Pranked you. Right...
What a magical relationship
props to nick, been binging lots of hours of dry bar and so far he's the one who keeps momentum joke after joke and it's witty and clever about it, some other comedians of drybar are great but they get too repetitive or over the top forced jokes
This guy was hilarious! He was so entertaining that the time flew by, I could easily have listened to another hour of him!
Saw him in Houston two years ago. He had me in stitches. I’m glad he’s back with more material.
I love his laugh... he makes me laugh even more!! Funny guy and I agree... we women rock 😎 men need us!!
This guy is extremely hilarious! 😂😂😂
So light-hearted and relatable😂😂😂 laughed at everything.
"I'm Baby. Get away from me corners!"
"Nothing, nothing, eyes, Oh my God... It knows I saw it."
😂I'm dying
I was making pasta while watching this. I finally sat down to eat and 3 separate times I've almost choked from laughter. It's the being a short person that got me. I'm tiny, so I could relate to everything he said.
That moment im actually at work using the bathroom and looked for the toilet paper
Absolutely totally correct and hilarious
Wow! This is a man! He made me feel 100% better about being short. I love it. 😂
This guy is high energy and hilarious!!!
This guy is freaking hilarious!! 🤣
Nick, you should have a sit-com, you are awesome!!! Very smart, timing is perfect and you are so right on top of personalities! Love, love, love!
By far, the best show in a very long time. We need more comics like this guy.
I watched this one all The way through. So funny.
This was one of the funniest comics I've seen in a while LMFAO🤣
Men wear the pants in the family, but we know who operates the zipper.
Or does up the button fly.
🤣 Genius comment
Lol
Your comment was as funny as the comedian, which is a STATEMENT, sir!👍
So talented and funny! His materials are solo relatable. The toilet sensor, wear again pile of clothes, and things you do after horror movie nights all got me laughing so hard🤣🤣
Worth the 32 minutes. Watch this if your looking for fresh comedy. Good work 💪
The stuff about sneaking into movies and horror movies is hilarious. He's like a cheeky elf or something. So mischievous!!! 😄
Funniest comedian I've heard in awhile...not to knock others but this guy's energy is on point 💯
Nick is smart and funny, good topics. Maybe he will be famous.
*FIRE* . . . wellll done man....you had this audience with you for a lot of the time
and often comics are struggling to do so wherever these acts are filmed.
This guy was GREAT! He's everything I love about stand up comedy
"I didn't need toilet i peed in my pants"😆😆
I shiver at 82 degrees. I'm like a Chihuahua!
Best subtle joke.
He is by far the best comedian I've found this year. A whole diferent approach to telling jokes. They make u feel good laugh. Everything he says is true. Which makes it even more funnier. So glad RUclips suggested this to watch
5 minutes into this and I'm lmao. 😂
This is NOT the crowd for him...and still held it. Impressive
"Look at all the depressed butts ladies! Pinch it! It's yours!"
My husband's butt has all the invisible scars, burns, bruises, and whips from me. He's good. He knows he's mine and is owned and loves it. 🤣
Oh man! DryBar, you did it again! Too funny.
"Ill get a ladder, then put another ladder on top of it, and jump the last 20 feet. I've done it before!" LMAO