@@aprilsilvers381 I hope you are feeling better by now. I get depressed also, but I have to admit that even when I feel too weak to pray and don't deserve God's help, somehow I get relief. God Bless and Comfort You.
I've watched this 100 times, and it's still hilarious, I love him! He is hilarious! 🤣🤣💚💚 love the pray bit! I used have a pastor who was like that! I don't like talking in the bathroom, don't talk to me! LOL
Cletus has to be one of the funniest comedians ever! I was laughing before he even started his next joke. Using the Clorox wipes saying,”Don’t judge me,the package says all purpose.” 💀💀
@@edithdlp8045 I used to need to eat 5,000 calories a day just to maintain being an anorexic looking dude -- I'd go to a buffet & eat 6-8 platesful of only meat. That was then -- now I'm obese, & nothing I can do, it seems, to stop the gain! Tip: don't worry about "weight" -- Only worry about being healthy. You're already beautiful & anyone who disagrees can go jump into a deep lake with an anchor tied to their waist!
This guy is very funny. I can't wait until things open back up so I can take my wife enjoy a Great Life performance like this again. Until then Thanks Dry Bar Comedy for all the Great entertainment.
Best comedian I've heard in awhile. His delivery was perfect I had so many laugh-out-loud moments. And then it was over so quickly. I'll be looking for more material from this man🤣🤣
@Kasper K. sure he's funny, but I don't condone smoking weed, especially around your kid cause you're too weak to tell a celeberty no! or any sexual connotation. There is no need to be vulgar to be funny.
The dude talked about suicide, hanging himself with toilet paper, and the death of a rat inside a snake. How is that clean comedy? Just because he doesn't use words you don't approve of or get offended by, doesn't mean the content of his material is clean. The dude's hilarious, yeah, but don't go around being dishonest with yourself and the rest of us.
salute and respect to cleto rodriguez keep doing what you're doing....you're an inspiration to many and a friend to the masses god bless you and your journey
Love Dry Bar! I’m gonna plan a visit there some day! I haven’t laughed so hard as I did on his last joke in weeks! My ribs hurt from the struggle. Feels like I took up P90X!
@@DryBarComedy make sure you go once they open up again! I went to Utah and stayed in Provo just because of Dry Bar Comedy. Sadly they weren't open it would of been an AWESOME 30TH BDAY HAD I BEEN ABLE TO CATCH A SHOW! 😭😭
I don't often, but I giggled through this whole video and literally legit laughed out loud until I cried at the end! Best comedy set I've seen in a long time!
It's so late and I'm laughing sooo hard and hope I'm not disturbing my neighbors in the other apartments!!😃😁😆😂 So glad I came across this awesome and hilarious comedian!!💖
Haa, laughed at your joke of hurts to breathe the next day after exercise. I overexercise when I joined a gym, I could not lift my arms the next day, funny now but definitely not then! Hilarious, "My Precious" lol!
Here, we love having one man no matter the size but we all worked harder at the tasks. A man amongst a group of women probably feels threatened. Great Comedian. Thank-you.
Great job Cleto! Original and funny set. The time flew. BTW, autocorrect just changed my writing your name from Cleto to 'Clarke', as in Clarke Kent. It's like it knows that you painted a big 'S' on your chest in nacho cheese or something...😂
"Doc, don't tell a Mexican he's borderline anything. We will cross that on purpose". I was trying to do work while listening in the background. I LOST it. That's hilarious.
Dude, don't let her watch 300... ever... or the Marvel movies with Thor... S***, that recliner, shirtless with nachos comment, I can 100% relate; however my wife has usually made me the nachos.
This guy is a certified riot act. I laughed so hard tears were running down my cheeks. (my facial cheeks!) Hope to see much more of his act
I am not a person to laugh out loud. I had tears in my eyes and couldn't catch my breath from laughing. Thanks Cletus!
@@edithdlp8045 Glad you're okay, have you had a chance to watch it? I'm watching it now.
He's been doing this a long time. He has definitely done well crafting his jokes! He is a local celebrity in San Antonio! We ❤ you Cletus!
Props to him..
R4r
Local celebrity, he’s an awesome guy. I met him once at a church festival, super cool dude. God bless Cleto!
Aw MAN, this man knows comedy. Delivery PERFECTED.
Hau'oli lā ho'omana'o! May the Lord continue to bless you both with many more wonderful years together!
I needed that! This man had me in tears, I was laughing so hard. Still trying to catch my breath. 😂😂🤣🤣☹
Me too! He is SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
Im Going through a pretty rough bout of depression... So i havent been laughin a whole lot...but this guy has me DYIN from laughter!
I'm really sorry, I am too and I'm not sure if I'm coming out of it this time.
@@aprilsilvers381 I hope you are feeling better by now. I get depressed also, but I have to admit that even when I feel too weak to pray and don't deserve God's help, somehow I get relief. God Bless and Comfort You.
@@aprilsilvers381 - I just read your post. I feel the same way at times. Are things getting better for you? Let me know!
This by far has been one of the funniest videos ever!!! I just about pee'd in my pants😂😂😂
Real life issues with humour is a win.
Cleto is very funny! He kept a smile on my face! Thank you!
Amazing comedian. I absolutely love Dry Bar Comedy. You always seem to get the best comedians in the business. Thank you so much. Love from Canada.
I first saw Cleto when he opened for Tim Hawkins. Glad to see him on Dry Bar. Real funny and relatable!
I've watched this 100 times, and it's still hilarious, I love him! He is hilarious! 🤣🤣💚💚 love the pray bit! I used have a pastor who was like that! I don't like talking in the bathroom, don't talk to me! LOL
Cletus has to be one of the funniest comedians ever! I was laughing before he even started his next joke. Using the Clorox wipes saying,”Don’t judge me,the package says all purpose.” 💀💀
LMAO THAT LAST JOKE ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER LATCHING ON TO HIM! I'M CRYING😂😂😂
We're both in shape, Cleto.
Remind your wife:
"Honey, round is a shape."
Just saying. 😂🤣
Heard that one before but still hilarious
I think she wants him in BETTER shape
@@edithdlp8045 I used to need to eat 5,000 calories a day just to maintain being an anorexic looking dude -- I'd go to a buffet & eat 6-8 platesful of only meat. That was then -- now I'm obese, & nothing I can do, it seems, to stop the gain! Tip: don't worry about "weight" -- Only worry about being healthy. You're already beautiful & anyone who disagrees can go jump into a deep lake with an anchor tied to their waist!
Cleto, is very funny. He kept me laughing! Thank you !
Thank you, Cletos! I Laughed out loud through your whole set. Hope to see more of your clean comedy!
This guy is very funny. I can't wait until things open back up so I can take my wife enjoy a Great Life performance like this again. Until then Thanks Dry Bar Comedy for all the Great entertainment.
He needs to have his own show... Hilarious, skills!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best comedian I've heard in awhile. His delivery was perfect I had so many laugh-out-loud moments. And then it was over so quickly. I'll be looking for more material from this man🤣🤣
Absolutely one of the funniest routines I've ever seen!
Super funny! Loved the way does that breaking voice when he tells the sad part of his jokes. 😂
I didn't think I'll see the day, a Latino doing CLEAN comedy, and he is really FUNNY, bless DRYBAR these are the true artists
Kasper K. Some of his jokes are not clean for drybar. My dad loves him though 😂
@Kasper K. sure he's funny, but I don't condone smoking weed, especially around your kid cause you're too weak to tell a celeberty no! or any sexual connotation. There is no need to be vulgar to be funny.
This is the cleanest comic I've ever seen.
The dude talked about suicide, hanging himself with toilet paper, and the death of a rat inside a snake. How is that clean comedy? Just because he doesn't use words you don't approve of or get offended by, doesn't mean the content of his material is clean. The dude's hilarious, yeah, but don't go around being dishonest with yourself and the rest of us.
Y'all haven't seen some of the comics today, have you? This is surgically clean compared to. Get over yourselves. 🙄
"'Oh, so you want ME to look like Superman?' So I drew an 'S' on my chest with nacho cheese." LOL!!!! :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
salute and respect to cleto rodriguez keep doing what you're doing....you're an inspiration to many and a friend to the masses god bless you and your journey
Love Dry Bar! I’m gonna plan a visit there some day!
I haven’t laughed so hard as I did on his last joke in weeks! My ribs hurt from the struggle. Feels like I took up P90X!
same
Please do! We love when our fans come visit!
Please come!
@@DryBarComedy Yay you replied
@@DryBarComedy make sure you go once they open up again! I went to Utah and stayed in Provo just because of Dry Bar Comedy. Sadly they weren't open it would of been an AWESOME 30TH BDAY HAD I BEEN ABLE TO CATCH A SHOW! 😭😭
Dry Bar Comedy supplies such amazing comedy! It's really helpful, and even generous!
Generous? Maybe I'm missing something...
When the set is over but it felt like it went by in 5 minutes I cant help but be impressed...held my attention the whole time! Funny guy
You are right! I had doubted you. 🤭
I don't often, but I giggled through this whole video and literally legit laughed out loud until I cried at the end! Best comedy set I've seen in a long time!
It's so late and I'm laughing sooo hard and hope I'm not disturbing my neighbors in the other apartments!!😃😁😆😂 So glad I came across this awesome and hilarious comedian!!💖
I LOVE THAT PROPOSAL SO MUCH!!!!! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE SWEETEST AND MOST ORIGINAL/CREATIVE I HAVE EVER HEARD!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I laughed sooooooo hard.... the baby latched onto him omg 🤣🤣🤣
Cleto is so much Fun to watch! He's Great!
My hubby was worse, he called me at work, said he was bored, I said I was bored (after X-mas, no biz), so he replied "wanna go get married?"
Dang 😂
Classic 😂😂😂
Omg.. He was Hilarious.. I needed that Laugh 😂🤣😂😆😅😎
LOL, this guy is hilarious!!! I laugh so much my belly hurt... long life to your jokes Cleto! Love ya! 😁
Thank you for being a comedian
"it's not even in the book of baby names" 😂😂😂😂😂
Haa, laughed at your joke of hurts to breathe the next day after exercise. I overexercise when I joined a gym, I could not lift my arms the next day, funny now but definitely not then! Hilarious, "My Precious" lol!
This man is really funny and intelligent. I sent it to all my family and friends. I think he wrote his own stuff. It was good from start to finish.
100% taking my mom to Utah to see a show. You guys always book funny comics 💕
I'm only 10mins in and the stair master took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had to pause to catch my breathe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Sweet Jesus
That was an awesomely good set! Cleto is highly relatable and has great timing, excellent choice Dry Bar!
The marriage prayers though! LOL!
One of the best comedians I ever seen
What a great performer.
At the end, I cried from laughing so hard. Excellent.
very good set , reallly like him
Love Cleto!
The breast feeding joke was the best part, he's hilarious 😂 😃
I'm guessing 76 people didn't watch the entire show. Great stuff!!!
I don't believe anyone would not finish the show! It was Soo good!
I watched the whole thing and have seen him before, dry bar classic
I love this guy. He is so hilarious!
Boy do most of us know what he's talking about, and what a laugh!
Here, we love having one man no matter the size but we all worked harder at the tasks. A man amongst a group of women probably feels threatened. Great Comedian. Thank-you.
He had me laughing hard. THANK YOU!!!!
Outrageously funny I truly laughed out loud numerous times
He's hysterical!!!
Cleto,your material is some Serious Laughter.
Don Cleto! That was hilarious 🤣
I love this man! He is so funny...thank you Dry Bar Comedy 😊
A serious body work-out out of the blue and then sneeze..Youl’ll have to be carried 😂
@Baba Ganush 😆
Great job Cleto!
Original and funny set. The time flew.
BTW, autocorrect just changed my writing your name from Cleto to 'Clarke', as in Clarke Kent.
It's like it knows that you painted a big 'S' on your chest in nacho cheese or something...😂
This guy had me LOL ROTF for real
*Puts video in "Comedy" folder*
Only legends know that he was on Gabriel Iglesias comedy show. Funny 🤣
Funny as Fluffy but clean great job Cleto 👍👍🏼👍🏻
Fluffy is funnyman.
Great job, this Mexican laughed non stop!!!
Cletus says it all man he's funny 🤣 thumbs up very good !!!
"Doc, don't tell a Mexican he's borderline anything. We will cross that on purpose". I was trying to do work while listening in the background. I LOST it. That's hilarious.
Thanks, Cleto
Great material and delivery
Great set ! :) I actually laughed out loud.
🤣 this guys the greatest lmao. 11:30 that was pure genius.
Laugh out loud hilarious!!
Yoooo 🚫🧢 that stairmaster will have you walking all funking
That was so funny all the way. Thank you.
My attempt at getting fit was a Kentucky Fried Failure. Still....it’s a delicious way to flunk. Cool video -thanks!
I couldn't stop laughing!!! So hilarious!!
I love the golf part.🤣🤣
A wipe's a wipe?
Well a nipple's a nipple bro 😂🤣😂🤣
This was so good.... I watched it twice.
I really liked him. He was funny
🤣 he is genuinely funny ! nice set !
Excellent! Excellent comedy. Funny, interesting content. Great delivery.
Joy, Pgh, PA
Love this guy✔️💯🙂
Felt crappy.watched this. I'm good. Thanks Mr. Rodriguez 😌.
Unbelievably hilarious! Thanks from Hungary!
I hear you. I never knew that I had so many muscles, until they hurt. *welps*
He is so stinking funny!!!!
This guy was hilarious from start to finish!😂
Dude, don't let her watch 300... ever... or the Marvel movies with Thor...
S***, that recliner, shirtless with nachos comment, I can 100% relate; however my wife has usually made me the nachos.
Lol 😂
Great work!
On a scale of 1 to 10, I give Cletus a10! He is a very funny man 😂😅😅...
Great Job! keep it coming Cleto!
I thought they were filming Cocoon 3: LOL Hilarious!!
I laughed the entire time!! 🤣😂🤣
You are super hilarious especially that last joke. I think all men are to have that chance just once so they realize what we women go through nursing.
This dude is funny as hell!!!! Lmao.
He's hilarious.
Maaaan I've been binge watching DryBar but this one wins.
'LIGHTS OUT' made me laugh xD