Don't Bring Your Bro To A Couples Massage. Andrew Hobbs - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @JonathanLit
    @JonathanLit 4 года назад +42

    Alright Dry Bar! Another great set by another wonderful comedian! Keep up the good work and keep bringing exposure to these fantastic comedians! Thanks for all your hard work!

  • @TechWiz1983
    @TechWiz1983 3 года назад +13

    This was truly good, genuine, real, authentic and funny. Love the material. Well done 👏✔

  • @Sakana_Ren
    @Sakana_Ren 4 года назад +177

    I would love to hear this from Scott's perspective. lol!

    • @borednow
      @borednow 4 года назад +11

      it depends on how you look at it :P :D

    • @graceb7284
      @graceb7284 4 года назад +2

      Omg me too!

    • @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139
      @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 3 года назад +2

      Absolutely! Scott should have been included, and because he was not there"s a kind of gap - an unfilled space in that entire bit.

    • @rebekahweber2413
      @rebekahweber2413 3 года назад +2

      How hard was it to convince Scott in the first place to go to a couples massage? Hmmm. Interesting. What was Scott getting out of this too? Poor guys. Had no idea. Should have researched it.

  • @denisemarie3734
    @denisemarie3734 4 года назад +31

    Im an esthetician and massage therapist. I laughed so hard, you poor soul!

    • @CharlesVanexX
      @CharlesVanexX 4 года назад +5

      Where do you work? Any idea when massage places will open up. My body is ridiculously tense.

    • @denisemarie3734
      @denisemarie3734 4 года назад +6

      @@CharlesVanexX I work for myself in Philadelphia and NYC my NYC studio will prob be closed till July August, PA not sure. Check with your local laws and they may require you to wear a mask I'm not sure what will happen. Good luck out there!

    • @MGSpecial2023
      @MGSpecial2023 4 года назад +6

      @@CharlesVanexX in the meantime, you could try an epsom salts bath. It helps alot.

    • @CharlesVanexX
      @CharlesVanexX 4 года назад +2

      @@denisemarie3734 thank you!

    • @jenniva2168
      @jenniva2168 4 года назад +2

      so ready to reOpen!!!!

  • @careljeromecornelisfredrik5252
    @careljeromecornelisfredrik5252 4 года назад +18

    Great guy loved his show.
    Some of the ads makes you miss some clues. There are too many.

  • @MSBLS721
    @MSBLS721 4 года назад +64

    When did the Roman numeral 8 become IIX instead of VIII?!?!

    • @timo4938
      @timo4938 3 года назад +7

      Good eye. I feel like they are just messing with us, like it's an "easter egg".

    • @angelafranklin2267
      @angelafranklin2267 3 года назад +5

      It's a spacial thing...a limit of 3 characters per number space. VIII has 4 so it wouldn't fit

    • @maryksnyder1155
      @maryksnyder1155 8 месяцев назад

      Too funny!!! 😂

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 4 года назад +146

    I wish the editors would stop putting a clip at the beginning. It destroys the joke for later.

    • @kevinhibbard320
      @kevinhibbard320 3 года назад +22

      Agree, we don't need a teaser, we're watching the full set.

    • @pareshlalta792
      @pareshlalta792 3 года назад +7

      yesssssss !!!!

    • @sabrinafelber
      @sabrinafelber 3 года назад +8

      Agree there should be no clip. Thanks for giving us the show!

  • @bac4723
    @bac4723 4 года назад +9

    Keep honing and testing your material, Andrew. You have a wonderful quirky perspective and you dropped in some genius lines with awesome surprise factor at or near the end of some of the sets which made me laugh harder than I have in a while. I can see you getting to where you drop and build and circle back and people can't hardly breath for laughing.

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 3 года назад +2

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

  • @tonybroderick6590
    @tonybroderick6590 4 года назад +28

    This guy is really funny, no joking about that.

  • @DiogoF.
    @DiogoF. 4 года назад +3

    It kept getting better.

  • @Lee-os7sl
    @Lee-os7sl 3 месяца назад

    Really unique, funny, finally a RUclips flick worth watching.

  • @MSBLS721
    @MSBLS721 4 года назад +21

    Ummm...at the 8:50 mark I was so confused because it was like all of a sudden he just restarted the whole set!! Why???

    • @vaulimere
      @vaulimere 3 года назад +1

      Poor video editing by Drybar

  • @izzy-ce3re
    @izzy-ce3re 4 года назад +28

    who the hell already disliked the video?????????
    its been up for like a minute

  • @baritonoid
    @baritonoid 4 года назад +46

    That damned clock on the wall is so horrendously wrong it's giving me palpitations.
    That's not how you write 8 in Roman numerals

    • @unclejoker9975
      @unclejoker9975 4 года назад +8

      Bad planning on scale to size. VIII would take up too much space, so artist most likely attempted to resolve with IIX.

    • @unclejoker9975
      @unclejoker9975 4 года назад +4

      VIII wouldn't fit due to size scale that artist choose.

    • @teresafelicity3008
      @teresafelicity3008 4 года назад +4

      Thank you. Now I have heart palpitations over it.

    • @folou9199
      @folou9199 4 года назад +3

      That's what was in the store, okay? She/He tried her/his best.

    • @JTuaim
      @JTuaim 4 года назад +2

      When in Rome, do like an American. Display loudly your cultural ignorance

  • @janiceblake2251
    @janiceblake2251 4 года назад +3

    You are way too funny ! Love it 😀

  • @deeb8733
    @deeb8733 4 года назад +5

    Super good!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @oliverbonilla3189
    @oliverbonilla3189 4 года назад +5

    that was epic!!!!!! so funny!

  • @devintompkins9626
    @devintompkins9626 4 года назад +11

    This guy is fantastic.

  • @rubyjewel4129
    @rubyjewel4129 4 года назад +11

    Ahhhhhh here comes the beef jerky people!!!!

    • @ursamagickmt672
      @ursamagickmt672 4 года назад

      Don't let your "youthful" grandmother move to Tucson.

  • @hawkknight4564
    @hawkknight4564 3 года назад +1

    Great set man. Lol. Actually laughing loudly.😁

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 4 года назад +19

    Those tacos sound like the tacos Burger King used to sell. They were awesome.

    • @yaya007yaya
      @yaya007yaya 4 года назад +1

      Paul Miner they’re the exact ones! Jack in the Box is the original, though :p

    • @phasm42
      @phasm42 4 года назад +2

      @@yaya007yaya they were always flat like someone had been sitting on them all day, but were delicious. Didn't know jack in the box has tacos too (they're not in KS and i was more about the whataburger when I was in TX).

    • @BloodRavenROD
      @BloodRavenROD 4 года назад +3

      I loved the BK tacos. $1 well spent. Okay.. $10.. But ya know it was good

    • @SadBoiSteve-_-
      @SadBoiSteve-_- 4 года назад

      Wait Burger King used to have tacosXD

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +139

    Dry Bar audiences may be sober, but thier set designers are NOT.

    • @nathandoll.
      @nathandoll. 4 года назад +14

      Is that why this is called "dry bar"???

    • @amandaburkhalter36
      @amandaburkhalter36 4 года назад +12

      Nathan Doll, yes! They also CANNOT CUSS OR EVEN SAY OMG!

    • @ENFPerspectives
      @ENFPerspectives 4 года назад +2

      😁

    • @ENFPerspectives
      @ENFPerspectives 4 года назад +2

      @@nathandoll. 😐🤪

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +10

      @@nathandoll. I believe they're a Mormon organization. I'm not complaining, it's nice to have some sets I don't have to worry about my son overhearing. Can't do that with Chappelle or Nikki Glaser! 😳

  • @emekagodwin5974
    @emekagodwin5974 4 года назад +2

    Awesome delivery 👍

  • @jeffreyfarwell1152
    @jeffreyfarwell1152 4 года назад +4

    Last time i looked 54 was speeding in a 50 mph zone

  • @MrMcyeet
    @MrMcyeet 4 года назад +7

    Lol, this is good

  • @roxy323
    @roxy323 3 года назад +2

    He is hilarious!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @TeePowell
    @TeePowell 4 года назад +2

    Rosa 2020!!
    Now bring that sweet, sweet bait over here.

  • @missbecky9861
    @missbecky9861 3 года назад +1

    I like this guy 😂

  • @mandielou
    @mandielou 4 года назад +30

    He needs a tighter shirt 😂

    • @vickilee8963
      @vickilee8963 4 года назад +2

      It's the tacos

    • @patriciabaca4289
      @patriciabaca4289 4 месяца назад

      What difference does it make how Good he Looks or how Well his clothes Fit.....He is a stand up Comedian,
      not a male Model !

  • @dillongage7628
    @dillongage7628 3 года назад +1

    😂 All Hail the King of All Burgers

  • @izzy-ce3re
    @izzy-ce3re 4 года назад +10

    i just know its going to be good by the title

    • @izzy-ce3re
      @izzy-ce3re 4 года назад

      @Vash Matrix alrighttttt

  • @STP-dh9gd
    @STP-dh9gd 4 года назад +3

    I liked him, new material...

  • @girafficationzone9521
    @girafficationzone9521 2 года назад

    Really good, start to finnish

  • @KowboyUSA
    @KowboyUSA 4 года назад +8

    How the times have changed. The #1 vehicle choice for gays used to be the Subaru Outback, while the Jeep Liberty was most favored by Lesbians.

  • @MRR_Shadowolf
    @MRR_Shadowolf 2 года назад

    Hilarious special!

  • @borednow
    @borednow 4 года назад +3

    wtf i googled tasty gloves and they really exist hahaha :D :D :D

  • @wilddaisies1067
    @wilddaisies1067 4 года назад +4

    Funny and cute

  • @epicytterror7991
    @epicytterror7991 4 года назад +6

    So funny

    • @marysab8865
      @marysab8865 4 года назад +2

      you watched the whole thing in 7 minutes? man accomplishments

  • @s.crambling3795
    @s.crambling3795 4 года назад +17

    Does the DryBar app come with more or the same amount of ads?
    Coz that was just horrendous.

    • @s.crambling3795
      @s.crambling3795 4 года назад

      @Pink Snapper yeah I did get it. Seems hungrier for data tho', so I get more drops on my commute.

    • @alohaoy
      @alohaoy 4 года назад +2

      Just download Adblocker for free. This is not an ad.

    • @alohaoy
      @alohaoy 4 года назад

      @@cody1212143 Great! Didn't know that!

    • @brikenakay3142
      @brikenakay3142 4 года назад +1

      cody1212143 doesn’t work on mine.
      Does it work on apple products?

    • @pareshlalta792
      @pareshlalta792 3 года назад

      @@cody1212143 delete the comment before someone snitches, some punk that pays for premium and doesn't care about us poor people, thank you for the info though

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +17

    Remember massages?
    Wahhhh!😭

    • @Chuloon
      @Chuloon 4 года назад +2

      Those were the days😪

    • @JonathanLit
      @JonathanLit 4 года назад

      You can still get one! All you need is a boyfriend or a girlfriend and you're good to go! Plus, you might even have a little extra fun and relaxation that is illegal in "regular" massage parlors.

  • @RomanDiaries
    @RomanDiaries 4 года назад +11

    I was wondering why this boy is so soft...then I realized "oh, he's mormon"

  • @انت-صلي-عالنبي-بس
    @انت-صلي-عالنبي-بس 3 года назад

    21:38 Dating Techniques 😀
    WoW 💚💜💙💚💜💙
    This comedian is truly GIFTED

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 4 года назад +19

    So weird till the 9 min Mark - then he acts like he just got on stage, So weird, Lol

    • @ENFPerspectives
      @ENFPerspectives 4 года назад +1

      Weird and Hilarious.
      That's an ENFP in all his glory. Hahaha

    • @satyagraha6571
      @satyagraha6571 4 года назад +2

      I noticed cuts in other videos,I think they edit parts of the shows out.

    • @Marruby21
      @Marruby21 4 года назад +2

      They don't put the show in order , they put a joke from the middle first to get people to watch then they post the beginning.

    • @satyagraha6571
      @satyagraha6571 4 года назад +2

      @@Marruby21 if you watch the shows entirely,you'll see some have cuts.

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 4 года назад +2

    28:25 is the best joke

  • @katiesmith2447
    @katiesmith2447 6 месяцев назад

    As a Phi Beta Kappa member who graduated summa cum laude in communications; some of these hit a little too close to home as I do my mail carrier route! 😂

  • @vickilee8963
    @vickilee8963 4 года назад +9

    Hey did you know that not a single person who works for Jack in the box knows what what that "golf ball head creature" is? I have even asked for the manager and they don't know! Kids don't get a Jack-in-the-box toy any more so they don't know what that "golf ball head creature" is!!! Hysterical. Hint: it's in the name people....

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 4 года назад +2

      Wow. People are stupid.

    • @ursamagickmt672
      @ursamagickmt672 4 года назад +2

      @@SiiriCressey
      Gets more true by the day. 😒

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 4 года назад +3

    Does anybody else know who has that outro? I know ive heard it before

  • @emiralexanderatabek9958
    @emiralexanderatabek9958 3 года назад +1

    ROSA FOR 2024!!

  • @Meatball_Wizard
    @Meatball_Wizard 4 года назад +25

    So I guess he didn’t know that the only reason Subaru is still in business is because they specifically marketed towards the LGBT community. True fact

  • @borednow
    @borednow 4 года назад +6

    do dentists in the us really not work in fridays?

    • @aardlord
      @aardlord 3 года назад +1

      It is common for dentists and doctors to not work Fridays. Usually in a shared practice the seniors take Fridays off and let the junior partners handle patients.

  • @thepresence365
    @thepresence365 4 года назад +2

    Those would be the best car commercials ever 😂

  • @livingalife68
    @livingalife68 4 года назад +8

    He is funny, but you could play a drinking game with how many times he says wierd, awkward and uncomfortable.

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives 4 года назад +4

    Andrew Hobbs is an ENFP.
    I'm guessing...
    "...because, they don't work on Fridays."
    And he fell for a mechanical engineer. Clinched it! Rofl

  • @Fernlom
    @Fernlom Месяц назад

    Everyone deserves two cookies

  • @kenobibryant1637
    @kenobibryant1637 4 года назад +9

    I drink tons of water
    I went for a drug test and my urine came out clear and they told me I had to retake the drug test
    the receptionist told me to go drink a soda

  • @hiyapal7719
    @hiyapal7719 10 месяцев назад

    33:40 I disagree with him here. Bears aren't pervs. They're only curious to see how their meals are cleaned and prepared. We, as humans, like watching our meals being prepared too. 😉👍

  • @joscelynpease6656
    @joscelynpease6656 11 месяцев назад

    Love to BYU-I!

  • @LadyAxe13
    @LadyAxe13 4 года назад +8

    I can't get over how "pairing up" is the ONLY mission most people have in life. They think marriage is necessary, like not having a partner makes one incomplete? That is so primitive! Andrew Hobbs' comedy, though, is absolutely great! On point and hilarious!

    • @Dracomandriuthus
      @Dracomandriuthus 4 года назад +1

      Romance is important to a lot of people. Having kids, all of that.

    • @ianrocco8453
      @ianrocco8453 4 года назад +3

      Ok crazy cat lady

  • @edith9288
    @edith9288 4 года назад +7

    Well, I think he is pretty cute and funny. Girls what are ya waiting for?

  • @jeri8853
    @jeri8853 4 года назад +2

    Correction... ocd about angles

  • @kyliepoor
    @kyliepoor Год назад

    If no one has ever told you, your voice closely resembles Owen Wilson!

  • @jeri8853
    @jeri8853 4 года назад +1

    Funny about the clock... I just started having ocd about angels... my desk stuff is all at 90 degree angles.... also feel strangely satisfied when I finish something and through the package away....becoming a neat person!!

  • @jessicaevans2564
    @jessicaevans2564 4 года назад +1

    I like him! Also, I’m accepting SAHD applications.

  • @chelsemo15
    @chelsemo15 4 года назад +2

    Masseuse does not mean prostitute.

  • @teaganna5970
    @teaganna5970 4 года назад +4

    I'm going to say it. Every Andrew I come across has been a redhead. Not sure how to feel about that.

    • @ENFPerspectives
      @ENFPerspectives 4 года назад +1

      Feel wonderful because they're awesome.

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 4 года назад +1

    That ending was beautiful 😢

  • @Jax_904
    @Jax_904 4 года назад +2

    Laugh out loud

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 4 года назад +2

    Masseuse does not mean Prostitute. In my Dictionary it says: See Massage.

  • @Naughtorious
    @Naughtorious 3 года назад

    😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @evavox9761
    @evavox9761 2 года назад

    We need to find "Rosa."

  • @SKOjy113
    @SKOjy113 4 года назад +1

    Where's Rosa 2020!?

  • @Pznluv6
    @Pznluv6 4 года назад +4

    Pretty funny but can't blame BYU-I for his lack of success though.

    • @mwngw
      @mwngw 4 года назад

      Nor Joseph Smith.

  • @greenmeat1270
    @greenmeat1270 4 года назад +1

    Shoulda said what I did, 'I want to write stories that make people laugh' didn't get me laid all the times but when it did it was worth it

  • @onetwo1615
    @onetwo1615 3 года назад +2

    Tastygloves dot com is NOT a real website. I was sad!

  • @DB-sj6ji
    @DB-sj6ji 4 года назад +5

    Spoiler alert: i dont think he got the happy ending. Sounds like he went to a "legit" joint.

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 4 года назад

      Wait, so you think that they offer “couples massages” at the non-legit joints? That is a particular kink.

  • @israelrodas2387
    @israelrodas2387 4 года назад +1

    39:32

  • @kitcat9447
    @kitcat9447 4 года назад

    😂

  • @susanmercurio1060
    @susanmercurio1060 3 года назад

    Maybe the bear was watching you baste yourself. It's all how you look at it.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 года назад +1

    Wow tooo many ads!

    • @alohaoy
      @alohaoy 4 года назад +1

      You need to download free ad blocking software. It's not DryBar's fault.

  • @dyrich6799
    @dyrich6799 4 года назад +3

    Rosa 2020

  • @satyajeetdhanda
    @satyajeetdhanda 4 года назад

    I desperately need a tasty glove🤣

  • @masterphoenix3274
    @masterphoenix3274 2 года назад

    He needs clothes that fit, not two sizes to small. Great comedy.

  • @bt7846
    @bt7846 3 года назад

    Cool guy, but I have to speed him up.

  • @bornagainchristian3742
    @bornagainchristian3742 4 года назад

    8:40

  • @outcast935
    @outcast935 4 года назад +3

    Not body shaming here but his shirt could be a little bigger.

  • @allisongoins9399
    @allisongoins9399 4 года назад +4

    He flirts like a lesbian too

  • @travaughnjohnson3965
    @travaughnjohnson3965 4 года назад +1

    SUBARU did target lesbians with the forester. they included lesbian athletes in their commercials. there's a difference between comedy and ignorance.

  • @raymondkymsuttle
    @raymondkymsuttle 4 года назад +1

    Masseuse means prostitute? That’s one ludicrous masseuse.

  • @aerotechnia
    @aerotechnia 3 года назад

    ROSA2021

  • @Nayo68
    @Nayo68 2 года назад +1

    When you diet after losing 3 pounds you think you're ready to wear a tight shirt.

  • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
    @TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад

    Sorry I reach my word count limit for the word 'weird' at 7:20 so I had to stop

  • @laolvle
    @laolvle 4 года назад +1

    Very Louis CK.....

  • @costa2018
    @costa2018 4 года назад +1

    Wayyyy too many ads

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 4 года назад +2

      Use Adblock/Plus or uBlock Origin

    • @alohaoy
      @alohaoy 4 года назад

      What Animebryan2 said. Download a free ad blocker.

  • @marycanfield8654
    @marycanfield8654 3 года назад +1

    Yeah, I know I don't care for diarrhea jokes. The rest was funny!

  • @calebtaylor4153
    @calebtaylor4153 4 года назад +4

    it's just wierd

  • @epicytterror7991
    @epicytterror7991 4 года назад +4

    And I was first

  • @allenstorm3771
    @allenstorm3771 4 года назад

    I always thought a full body massage was a prostitute

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 года назад +2

    First part was pretty good but...Silly but unfunny homophobic jokes. Then police stuff wasn’t funny.

  • @nicace3937
    @nicace3937 4 года назад +1

    Even Mormon comedians are boring