You Need To Apologize For Everything You Didn't Do. Robert G. Lee - Full Special

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 370

  • @JAmes-no4yk
    @JAmes-no4yk 3 года назад +267

    I woke up feeling depressed, didn’t want to get out of bed. I looked up comedy and this was the first thing that came up. Thank you, you’ve given me another day!

    • @matokaknox971
      @matokaknox971 3 года назад +11

      I'm feeling down to today also. I got a good belly life to lift my spirits.

    • @udaya11
      @udaya11 3 года назад +8

      Ames I a stranger loves you so much. You a gem that would overcome what ever you are going through

    • @Uncleprepper1
      @Uncleprepper1 3 года назад +8

      God bless you that, you find peace in your mind. That you, find peace in your heart.
      That all your days are filled with love. That happiness chases you down daily. That your trust in the most high God grows, with each passing moment. That you are surrounded by all of the right people. That all of the wrong people fade away from your life in silence. Amen!

    • @MiddlemistOne
      @MiddlemistOne 3 года назад +6

      J Ames, God is with you. Don't give up on me.

    • @deannahopkins6560
      @deannahopkins6560 3 года назад +3

      Totally get this, this guy is great

  • @lostlang
    @lostlang 3 года назад +238

    I was legitimately sad this wasn’t an hour long

    • @lostlang
      @lostlang 3 года назад +6

      @@rockdesu hahahhhhah

    • @_1amadis
      @_1amadis 3 года назад +4

      Dope content it should have definitely been longer

  • @MrsABC7997
    @MrsABC7997 3 года назад +50

    The "routine for no one" is evidently for GenX'ers!😁 I got the impressions & the songs! Great job!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hedydoyful
      @hedydoyful 4 месяца назад

      Same! I loved it!😂😂

  • @christianfamilyministriesw5929
    @christianfamilyministriesw5929 3 года назад +74

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Not only is he funny and relatable to my generation, but he has an excellent sounding voice. I’m going to watch this show again when my husband gets home. He will love it.

  • @JUPITER11119
    @JUPITER11119 3 года назад +14

    The 10:25 scene was my favorite.
    "Hast thou lied to us?"
    It cracks me up, now, but that was my brother and I. Our lives were full of ridiculous rules in a radically overprotective household. We feared breaking rules, but we feared lying about it even more. I only ever broke one rule and lied about it, and failed. The shaming scolding I got was so horrible, I never tried again.
    If you're a parent, all I can say is, free the caged children. I've had to contend with a lot of regret (even though I wasn't at fault) over what felt like a wasted childhood and teen years, which just led to wasted 20s, and I still struggle to forgive my mother. It took me to 30 to finally develop a sense of self-esteem.
    My message to the world: DON'T overprotect children.

  • @saltrock9642
    @saltrock9642 3 года назад +51

    I’m so happy I was born in the sixties and my grandkids are raised in the country. This guy is hilarious.

  • @onetwo1615
    @onetwo1615 3 года назад +152

    I apologize that I didn't leave a better comment. Sorry for that. It's my fault!

  • @rainwalkerstudios3388
    @rainwalkerstudios3388 3 года назад +180

    I was tryna eat while watching this and stabbed my mouth with the fork like 8 times when laughing. Worth it.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      I am a small youtuber making the most sarcastic comedy videos in the world. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out and laugh hard. 😀🙌🙌

    • @Muffysmom
      @Muffysmom 3 года назад +3

      LoL 😂

    • @dwightschrute5813
      @dwightschrute5813 3 года назад +2

      I bit the inside of my lip laughing I feel you

    • @joannaedwards6325
      @joannaedwards6325 Год назад

      ???? "trying to" ????

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 3 года назад +86

    I thoroughly enjoyed this comedian

  • @mjames7674
    @mjames7674 3 года назад +41

    I laughed out loud on his _very first joke!_
    I hope the rest of the show is as good as this!

  • @megconley3928
    @megconley3928 3 года назад +18

    this man had me rolling with laughter within the first 45 seconds. this is by far one of the funniest bits I've seen on how ridiculous society is. 10/10

  • @augustojoa2496
    @augustojoa2496 2 года назад +3

    To me this is the best stand up comedian ever ! ... Robert G. Lee ! Awesome !-- I will follow him.

  • @annoqed2021
    @annoqed2021 3 года назад +86

    Millennial baseball had me crying 😂

  • @americaneskielover
    @americaneskielover 10 месяцев назад +1

    Not in that age group but I like old movies so I knew the voices. I'm less than 3 mins in and laughing. Dry Bar made comedy comedy again! Thanks!

  • @PoliticalWonderland
    @PoliticalWonderland 3 года назад +69

    “We had to feed free range chicken to their caged children” 😂😳

    • @JUPITER11119
      @JUPITER11119 3 года назад

      I found this to be extremely profound and poignant, as this is exactly how I was raised. I could almost "hear" it hit the audience the same way.

  • @dogmom240
    @dogmom240 3 года назад +99

    Spot on with what's going on these days!

    • @HighOnLife2910
      @HighOnLife2910 3 года назад +2

      I'm offended lmfao 😂

    • @ronpennington1138
      @ronpennington1138 3 года назад +5

      That's the second time I've listened to him . Can't wait to hear some more !

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

      I am a small youtuber making the most sarcastic comedy videos in the world. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out and laugh hard. 😀🙌🙌

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 3 года назад +25

    Every topic dicussed in his stand up I was like DANG!😱🤣 holy crap could he be anymore right LOL!🤣👏👍New fave comedian. Look forward more his stand up lol

  • @prairiedweller8917
    @prairiedweller8917 3 года назад +154

    Those who really need to hear his satire probably wouldn't understand it.

    • @nono86753
      @nono86753 3 года назад +9

      No, they think he speaking the truth

    • @jakomioftherose2434
      @jakomioftherose2434 3 года назад +5

      Sad, too. It seems that we lose our ability to pick up on sarcasm.

    • @Joshua-ev9uw
      @Joshua-ev9uw 3 года назад +13

      They're so woke it goes over their heads.

    • @jacobcash6067
      @jacobcash6067 3 года назад +5

      No one will understand this I'm sure, but.. I lost it in the first 20 seconds, THEN he sarcastically apologized for "having [White Privilege]" .... like no offense by any means but back 70+ years ago there was such a thing but like there isn't hardly any of that anymore, the focus just gets all pushed on the extremely few incidences of when narcissist white people actually act that way and therefore the media floods that or those few stories, and EVERYONE thinks that EVERY white person on the planet is like that... I have alot of white friends, none of them act privileged as if it were a competition or something... like fr tho... i said that not as a rant but as an explanation to why I found him (sarcastically) "apologizing for being a privileged white person" ..... sorry if someone doesn't understand what I said and how I said it and gets offended, but someone will bc you cant sneeze literally without offending someone in today's society.... but anyway, less than 30 seconds in and this man has already made my year!!

    • @1776AxlePowerDM
      @1776AxlePowerDM 3 года назад +7

      I started laughing on his opening. Sad how you can hear the audience get silent because they were scared to laugh. So sad.

  • @amydutcher970
    @amydutcher970 3 года назад +9

    'North by Northwest' - one of of my fave flix Ever. You NAILED James Mason, Bert Lahr, Jimmy Stewart, them all. No worries!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 года назад +24

    The word “hilarious “ doesn’t even begin to cover this genius set. The “dyslexic dresser” segment almost made me spill my coffee. Robert G. Lee reminds me of another Dry Bar gem, Christopher Strait, both in delivery and appearance

  • @wangkezhuo
    @wangkezhuo 3 года назад +37

    The crack joke made me wake up my family from laughing so hard

  • @dawnlapka2433
    @dawnlapka2433 3 года назад +6

    I'm sorry too. Sorry but grateful. Humility is a very humorous thing. If you can make a living at it, you are blessed indeed!

    • @Crimea_River
      @Crimea_River 3 года назад +3

      That's wasn't humility, that was sarcasm. He was trash talking woke nonsense.

  • @imaunicorn5862
    @imaunicorn5862 3 года назад +51

    I'm sorry he's right lol

  • @Samestori214
    @Samestori214 3 года назад +23

    I haven't been able to sleep in 20 years! I'm glad I gave her the 8 kids to pay her back 🤣🤣

  • @Gojoegadget
    @Gojoegadget 3 года назад +12

    I'm so happy this is on DryBar. Thank you. This is great!

  • @CircleB-ig9mk
    @CircleB-ig9mk 3 года назад +16

    This guy's hysterical!! 🤣🤣
    I'm sorry he's so spot on!🎯

  • @angelap.1531
    @angelap.1531 3 года назад +10

    Hast thou lied to us?? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @d.a.e.982
    @d.a.e.982 3 года назад +35

    This dude is hilarious

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 2 года назад +3

    I just loved his voice and humor. He was fantastic. I bet his wife just loves his humor. I listened to him on Huckabee. He was so entertaining 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 3 года назад +10

    "Quirks... Rarely worthy of murder"..
    That nearly killed me! 😂😂😂

  • @Sidcxn
    @Sidcxn 3 года назад +34

    And I'm also sorry for commenting

  • @kathykeller1552
    @kathykeller1552 3 года назад +15

    EXCELLENT stand up routine! Fast paced comedy! Loved it!

  • @JanetDabson
    @JanetDabson 5 месяцев назад

    You are so very talented!!! Thank you for sharing and for all of the laughter!!!!

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 3 года назад +8

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

  • @rickolson-51
    @rickolson-51 3 года назад +15

    The growing up comments are spot on...omg. The kids in the neighborhood would play Army with BB guns and use fireworks as grenades. Good times

  • @garyrasmussen7951
    @garyrasmussen7951 Год назад

    Just watched Robert on our cruise ship tonight. This guy is terrific!

  • @crusk9907
    @crusk9907 3 года назад +11

    That Jimmy Stewart impression was spot on!

  • @demilynn4179
    @demilynn4179 3 года назад +18

    Let me just take a moment to apologize for .. existing...

  • @pjstatenisland1575
    @pjstatenisland1575 3 года назад +12

    Love it!!! At this age, I'm an underwear model!!!!

  • @Boertje247
    @Boertje247 10 месяцев назад

    RGL your impressions are soooooo spot on!

  • @ladycourttales2720
    @ladycourttales2720 Год назад

    Nice to see this show up. A good sign. Love it. ❤

  • @DragoX7
    @DragoX7 3 года назад +5

    Those impressions though lol

  • @sakinahabdur-rahim5459
    @sakinahabdur-rahim5459 3 года назад +6

    He is Amazing!! I just love Him!! I hope he does more comedy.

  • @kittyp1569
    @kittyp1569 3 года назад +6

    One of the best Ive seen in a long time! I wish he had more material! I love the ending with the couple in the fight-ring!

  • @mroseman3899
    @mroseman3899 3 года назад +10

    Millineal baseball ⚾.. LMBO

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 3 года назад +5

    BREASON
    Love this man...oh sorry...and awoman.. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jameslipke354
    @jameslipke354 Год назад

    OUTSTANDING!!! This is AWESOME!!! ❤ YES! Millennial Baseball!!! That was SPOT ON!!!
    ~ APRIL LIPKE

  • @sorrito7
    @sorrito7 3 года назад +2

    Just the beginning of the video had me going thumbs up. Good way to speak up. Ridiculous world we live in these days.

  • @juliehill5113
    @juliehill5113 3 года назад +6

    Bahaha what a great opening! Yesss! An instant fave! 👍🏽

  • @maddhatt7082
    @maddhatt7082 Год назад

    Thanks, just made me realize I have a better comedy career than I thought.

  • @martinsmith5520
    @martinsmith5520 3 года назад +1

    I see a lot of comedy taking that stance in the future. Very accurate and funny

  • @reubenmiller7988
    @reubenmiller7988 3 года назад +4

    10 seconds in and I love this guy

  • @Sidcxn
    @Sidcxn 3 года назад +8

    So accurate 💯

  • @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter
    @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter 3 года назад +15

    Hahaha, I love it already

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 3 года назад +1

      It's a repost of an old vid, reposted a few weeks ago.

    • @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter
      @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter 3 года назад +2

      @@majoroldladyakamom6948 good to know, I suppose... just the opening jokes about demonizing white men was funny to me, first time I've seen it

    • @Crimea_River
      @Crimea_River 3 года назад

      @@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter have you read a newspaper lately? This is all the BS that's going on.

    • @constanceskalecki4928
      @constanceskalecki4928 3 года назад

      @@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter , why do you like that?

  • @joelbrown8515
    @joelbrown8515 Год назад

    Merthiolate was MAGIC. Hahaha
    This brought back so many memories. Growing up in the 70s….

  • @dianaquesada1951
    @dianaquesada1951 2 года назад +2

    finally...all we ever wanted was an apology lol i can move forward with my life now:) you forgot to apologize for having to be reminded to take out the trash every day after 20 yrs of marriage hahaha

  • @jasonkinsey5887
    @jasonkinsey5887 3 года назад +2

    All of it was so true and funny!

  • @fancysfolly554
    @fancysfolly554 3 года назад +8

    I wake up my husband sometimes to ask him questions...he gets really mad

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 3 года назад +8

      I'm upset for him

    • @nemethandras97
      @nemethandras97 3 года назад +8

      maybe, and this is just an idea, stop doing it if you know it upsets him...

  • @vldarden
    @vldarden 3 года назад +6

    This was great!

  • @jessicalarson1746
    @jessicalarson1746 3 года назад +10

    I want more of this guys so funny

  • @jamesr.ackerman4131
    @jamesr.ackerman4131 3 года назад +4

    I got the singing bit, raised by Gramma

  • @jrasealexander5480
    @jrasealexander5480 3 года назад +3

    Love this guy!

  • @mkm6458
    @mkm6458 3 года назад +4

    Really good, all the way through. I knew all the voices and all the songs. Perfect ❤️ thank you for the laughs.

  • @matokaknox971
    @matokaknox971 3 года назад +2

    I loved the baseball joke.

  • @leotard563
    @leotard563 3 года назад +4

    He s the best comedian i ve seen on drybar thus far...😂😂😂😂

  • @Canlyn62
    @Canlyn62 3 года назад +17

    I actually knew every song and every actor he impersonated..... I'm sorry

  • @TheNyhm1
    @TheNyhm1 2 года назад

    So funny and on point.

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 5 месяцев назад

    Facts!!! Loved! 😂🤣🤪

  • @joscelynpease6656
    @joscelynpease6656 2 года назад

    Comedy is such a great conduit for truth.

  • @tastx3142
    @tastx3142 3 года назад +5

    Millennium Baseball is pure genius. He obviously came from my upbringing 😁
    I went against the mainstream and did what worked best for my child. When a mother told me it looked like my son slept in his clothes. She was horrified when I told her that he had as he wasn’t a morning person and I was just glad that I could bribe him to make it to the bus on time with an unopened PopTart, since his scheduled lunch time was 1:30. 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @peterandolph7628
    @peterandolph7628 4 месяца назад

    Funny, funny guy. Well thought out and clever routine. My favorite…. Far left field!

  • @joyfulhope4474
    @joyfulhope4474 3 года назад +1

    Millenial baseball - nailed it!

  • @annie8794
    @annie8794 3 года назад +8

    I'm hypocrite...
    I'm sorry for that...man like really😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cearathomas930
    @cearathomas930 3 года назад +3

    Dyslexic Dresser🤣😂❤

  • @Mike_Dubo
    @Mike_Dubo 3 года назад +1

    Me: (drinking milk from cereal bowl)
    20:49 comes along
    Me: ABORT! ABORT!

  • @meghantheeggdispenser4931
    @meghantheeggdispenser4931 3 года назад +4

    Solid comedy. 😂

  • @michelleschulz4903
    @michelleschulz4903 2 года назад

    I loved your Boris Karlov impression 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidduda959
    @davidduda959 Год назад

    Perfect 👌

  • @dr.brandileebunge
    @dr.brandileebunge 3 года назад +3

    I totally get his viewpoint on life being so relatable & humorous!!! Great delivery timing quick witty sarcasm!!! Clever material genius one liners!!! Thank you for sharing your gift of laughter with me!!!😂💯😄🎭🎤🙏🏼

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 3 года назад +15

    I have commented first. I win the internet today.

    • @badartgallery9322
      @badartgallery9322 3 года назад +1

      Winner winner chicken dinner.

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 3 года назад

      Actually, according to RUclips, your comment is 2nd. But very close! 🤗🤗🤗

  • @deborahadcock978
    @deborahadcock978 2 года назад

    He is SO Funny!!!!😄

  • @DecemberSfy
    @DecemberSfy 3 года назад +1

    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POINTING OUT TODAY'S ISSUE OF CODDLING CHILDREN!!!

  • @NotBrianStelter
    @NotBrianStelter 3 года назад +8

    The routine for no one was brilliant.

  • @dennisperez2897
    @dennisperez2897 3 года назад +3

    That was soooo good!

  • @jedidiahm6437
    @jedidiahm6437 3 года назад +1

    This was much better than I expected!

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 3 года назад +5

    Funny funny man!!

  • @jodyfuller
    @jodyfuller Год назад

    Great stuff, my friend!!!!

  • @LAppleDumpling
    @LAppleDumpling 3 года назад +9

    And Macurachrome. Purple stuff in dark bottle

    • @fancysfolly554
      @fancysfolly554 3 года назад +2

      Mecurachrome didn’t burn...I always begged for it instead of the orange stuff

    • @rubytuesday7005
      @rubytuesday7005 3 года назад +1

      @@fancysfolly554 yeah the orange stuff stung!

    • @fancysfolly554
      @fancysfolly554 3 года назад

      @@rubytuesday7005 right you are!

  • @lioness3963
    @lioness3963 5 месяцев назад

    Thanks!😂

  • @indiesindie1984
    @indiesindie1984 3 года назад +2

    OMG! This dude is hilarious 🤣 😂 😆 I especially oved millennial baseball & the wife face.

  • @mbyrd6713
    @mbyrd6713 3 года назад +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, great set!

  • @JoanBrown-tf6dr
    @JoanBrown-tf6dr 4 месяца назад

    Great impressions

  • @everythingelse3086
    @everythingelse3086 2 года назад

    When my daughter was about 3 years old she would laugh and say Dat's Larry-us. Dis guy is Larry-us times 100.

  • @ianlarm1588
    @ianlarm1588 3 года назад +9

    Oof 30 seconds in and he has identified himself and where he stands. Imma sit out for sure

    • @Crimea_River
      @Crimea_River 3 года назад +4

      Keep walking

    • @TheStuckNorris
      @TheStuckNorris 3 года назад

      @@Crimea_River one of those tough guys lol

    • @Crimea_River
      @Crimea_River 3 года назад +5

      @@TheStuckNorris I'm just happy when the triggered lefties leave my space.

    • @ianlarm1588
      @ianlarm1588 3 года назад +1

      Lol triggered lefty. Bro im in Utah bruh. I just dont like obvious political comedy. Political jokes are good if the comedian seems not on either side, but i wanna laugh at funny stuff not get thinking about serious stuff. Bro chill

    • @Crimea_River
      @Crimea_River 3 года назад

      @@ianlarm1588 well, if you want to laugh at something, you should laugh at yourself. You just sent some triggered rant then at the end you told me to chill 😆

  • @joey_outdoors
    @joey_outdoors 3 года назад +1

    Jimmy Stewart impression was hilarious!!

  • @joeycee2585
    @joeycee2585 Год назад

    Sooo funny! 😂

  • @edylcnostrebor9722
    @edylcnostrebor9722 3 года назад +2

    This man is a Funny man

  • @damoblayzd7952
    @damoblayzd7952 3 года назад +6

    Hes like jesus, willing to take the rap for all our sins

  • @crivket1233
    @crivket1233 2 года назад +1

    This guy is smart funny 😄🤪👍👍

  • @andymc5068
    @andymc5068 3 года назад

    Fantastic!! How true!