HOW TO GROW AK TREES

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

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  • @GenScinmore
    @GenScinmore  3 года назад +434

    Join the official discord!
    discord.gg/aeT8tJ3hsY

  • @krustykrew106
    @krustykrew106 3 года назад +11437

    “It’s so simple a child can use it..... and they do “

    • @_afflez
      @_afflez 3 года назад +194

      That’s from Ahoy I think

    • @ChehawPSN
      @ChehawPSN 3 года назад +223

      @@_afflez nah it’s from Lord of War (2005)

    • @agroprom1989
      @agroprom1989 3 года назад +70

      @@_afflez yes its a ahoy refrence

    • @D.H.1082
      @D.H.1082 3 года назад +41

      It will be a bath of blood.

    • @domllamadramaking4813
      @domllamadramaking4813 3 года назад +89

      Yup i miss my lil brother
      should hav not looked in the danm barrel billy...

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 3 года назад +1862

    “It’s so easy a child could use it, and they do”
    no ak video is complete with the line for lord of war

    • @joshuagraham3
      @joshuagraham3 3 года назад +64

      Just watched it very good movie

    • @GenScinmore
      @GenScinmore  3 года назад +114

      @@joshuagraham3 i finally did last month and totally agree, it's way better than the memes purvey.

    • @TrTriTrippin
      @TrTriTrippin 3 года назад +18

      @@GenScinmore only last month?? damn its a classic haha. also this video is comedy gold lmfao

    • @soapmactavish5355
      @soapmactavish5355 3 года назад +15

      Who wants to smoke some Brown- Brown?

    • @griffinjk845
      @griffinjk845 3 года назад +4

      and they do

  • @shane006
    @shane006 3 года назад +5387

    Hunger is temporary, Ak is forever, spoken like a true Russian

    • @0801ral
      @0801ral 3 года назад +61

      Squat my comrade

    • @aloadobollocks519
      @aloadobollocks519 3 года назад +44

      Correction: *hungary* (and other east Europe nations) are temporary, communism is forever.

    • @peterdenov4898
      @peterdenov4898 3 года назад +19

      @@aloadobollocks519 Hungary was temporary even before ww1

    • @fikrifadillah3247
      @fikrifadillah3247 3 года назад +8

      No wonder Soviet people died of hunger

    • @peterdenov4898
      @peterdenov4898 3 года назад +11

      @@fikrifadillah3247 Bengal famine was way worse, but I guess indians don't count as people.

  • @hilloman7800
    @hilloman7800 2 года назад +498

    Thank so much for this tutorial. Before I had so much trouble growing AK's, now my entire farm is covered in them.

    • @scp049leplaguedocter3
      @scp049leplaguedocter3 Год назад +5

      pls sell

    • @hilloman7800
      @hilloman7800 Год назад +10

      @@scp049leplaguedocter3 Sorry we cant sell now, I'm just coming out of off season

    • @scp049leplaguedocter3
      @scp049leplaguedocter3 Год назад +6

      @@hilloman7800 dont worry, now i have a garden full of, fresh, ripe, sukhoi su57

    • @hilloman7800
      @hilloman7800 Год назад +8

      @@scp049leplaguedocter3 That is very good to hear, good luck with your crops.

    • @scp049leplaguedocter3
      @scp049leplaguedocter3 Год назад +3

      @@hilloman7800 thx, maybe we can try barter system

  • @TrajectoryT
    @TrajectoryT 3 года назад +600

    *"But remember, hunger is temporary, but AK is forever"*
    -A legend 2020

  • @ivefallenandicantgetup7950
    @ivefallenandicantgetup7950 3 года назад +2568

    The scythe and hammer made a hammer and sickle
    "There are no accidents"
    -Master Oogway

    • @GenScinmore
      @GenScinmore  3 года назад +219

      11/10 comment

    • @boi3711
      @boi3711 3 года назад +32

      a h o y

    • @agroprom1989
      @agroprom1989 3 года назад +21

      @@boi3711 "the sickle the hammer and the AK47"

    • @hola-nh7ft
      @hola-nh7ft 3 года назад +6

      I never had a brain *always did*

    • @Gamer-ve9pt
      @Gamer-ve9pt 3 года назад +3

      You mean 9/11

  • @demonitized1020
    @demonitized1020 3 года назад +5948

    So this is how you arm the other 11

    • @wiredloaf2050
      @wiredloaf2050 3 года назад +189

      Love the reference

    • @GenScinmore
      @GenScinmore  3 года назад +459

      Big brain comment/10

    • @sansyboi356
      @sansyboi356 3 года назад +42

      SHOW NEXT HOW TO GROW A BERRET M107 CHAMBERED IN 50 BMG ANTI TANK RIFLE

    • @asbestossoup3624
      @asbestossoup3624 3 года назад +19

      (Exhales in Nicholas Cage)

    • @I_am_Signal
      @I_am_Signal 3 года назад +15

      @@GenScinmore lord of war quotes just made it so much better

  • @alfr1516
    @alfr1516 7 месяцев назад +23

    I watched this video as a child when it was released and i just want to thank you for being the base of my childhood

    • @allmusttastetheIBC
      @allmusttastetheIBC 4 месяца назад +3

      Did bro time travel

    • @alfr1516
      @alfr1516 4 месяца назад +1

      @@allmusttastetheIBC yep

    • @dudeacle-fm2rl
      @dudeacle-fm2rl 3 месяца назад

      So your really young then

    • @tritoner1221
      @tritoner1221 2 месяца назад

      The video is 3 years old...

    • @alfr1516
      @alfr1516 2 месяца назад

      @@dudeacle-fm2rl i was just a child thwn ig

  • @critterjon4061
    @critterjon4061 3 года назад +945

    The reason your AK turned out Serbian is because you used a scythe rather than a Sickle to cover the seed during the over wintering phase of development . This is a common mistake amongst new growers

  • @solitaar495
    @solitaar495 3 года назад +502

    “It’s so easy a child could use it, and they do”

  • @zombl337og
    @zombl337og 3 года назад +652

    "Hunger is temporary, AK is Forever."
    As a fellow russian, I can confirm that this statement is words to live by.

    • @ixinfamous1412
      @ixinfamous1412 3 года назад +15

      give a man potato and he grows hungry
      give a man AK and he is forever full
      as he can rob others or stores for potato

    • @grimsyx6225
      @grimsyx6225 3 года назад +3

      But doom is eternal

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 3 года назад

      AK gets dirty and you don’t clean it: AK is not forever

    • @bear2710
      @bear2710 3 года назад +1

      The Ak is forever it has been here longer than me

    • @alinalesniak8445
      @alinalesniak8445 2 года назад

      @@bear2710 the AK will outlive us all

  • @CyberCyns
    @CyberCyns 2 года назад +28

    “It’s so easy, even a Child can use it. And, they do.”
    *”Phineas! I know what we are Doing today!”*

  • @abysscreaturekatsu3443
    @abysscreaturekatsu3443 3 года назад +429

    Americans: Let’s build our DIY AKs
    Russians: Let’s farm our AKs

    • @NarutoUzumaki-zf1gd
      @NarutoUzumaki-zf1gd 3 года назад +8

      Stop bullying me I’m russain

    • @jka2572
      @jka2572 3 года назад +13

      @@NarutoUzumaki-zf1gd It's not bullying,it's a compliment :)

    • @jakethedawggg
      @jakethedawggg 3 года назад +8

      @@NarutoUzumaki-zf1gd its not a bullying,its a meme

    • @missterious711
      @missterious711 3 года назад +7

      @@NarutoUzumaki-zf1gd it's not bullying, it's digiorno

    • @bhavyajain336
      @bhavyajain336 3 года назад +1

      @@NarutoUzumaki-zf1gd it's not bullying it's a i don't know

  • @thiagokawano1618
    @thiagokawano1618 3 года назад +739

    Instructions unclear, accidentally grew an SKS bush.
    BTW, do not give it too much money or else it will become an M1 Garand.

    • @imjudraws
      @imjudraws 3 года назад +26

      So the best gun in the world vs the PING?

    • @The_Approaching_Storm320
      @The_Approaching_Storm320 3 года назад +5

      not Noted

    • @gamestertime598
      @gamestertime598 3 года назад +10

      @@imjudraws da ping op I don’t think a gun is more satisfying to use than a m1 garand

    • @thiagokawano1618
      @thiagokawano1618 3 года назад +11

      @@The_Approaching_Storm320 Both the AK and the M1 share a similar operating mechanism, and even Kalashnikov himself said he based the AK on the M1 Garand.

    • @The_Approaching_Storm320
      @The_Approaching_Storm320 3 года назад +3

      @@thiagokawano1618 well ok

  • @shatterspade2019
    @shatterspade2019 3 года назад +228

    I randomly saw this and didn’t stop smiling the whole way through.

  • @evelynbeck2123
    @evelynbeck2123 2 месяца назад +2

    That brought a tear to my eye, thank you for helping our environment 🙏🥹🫡

  • @theanti-hero3983
    @theanti-hero3983 3 года назад +219

    I grew a Saige 12 inside of Korea, let’s just say, it now looks like it combined with an M16.

    • @germanwarrabbit
      @germanwarrabbit 3 года назад +7

      oh god

    • @aceofspades9818
      @aceofspades9818 3 года назад +8

      What have you done

    • @Jynx1927
      @Jynx1927 3 года назад +1

      Daewoo? Or am I dumb

    • @vanidy0115
      @vanidy0115 3 года назад +6

      @@Jynx1927 the USAS-12, a magazine-fed shotgun that has carry handle sights like that of the M16 series

  • @xorby4396
    @xorby4396 3 года назад +220

    “It’s so easy even a child can even use it, and they do”

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 3 года назад +2

      @Doofus Us woahhhhhh. Now

    • @dimi4673
      @dimi4673 3 года назад +1

      "It's so simple, a child could use it. And in some parts of the world, they often do."
      -Ahoy

    • @Rigoberto365-
      @Rigoberto365- 3 года назад

      @Doofus Us story

    • @xorby4396
      @xorby4396 3 года назад

      @Doofus Us lucky, all my life I’ve wanted to shoot a real gun, no matter what it is

    • @eliksni1397
      @eliksni1397 3 года назад

      I- thanks for making me laugh

  • @project7442
    @project7442 3 года назад +882

    "Hunger is Temporary, AK is Forever"

    • @bobitoo320
      @bobitoo320 3 года назад +4

      Stolen comment

    • @project7442
      @project7442 3 года назад +6

      @@bobitoo320 oh rlly where?

    • @bobitoo320
      @bobitoo320 3 года назад +3

      In the comments. It's the same and it's older

    • @bobitoo320
      @bobitoo320 3 года назад +3

      @@project7442 and longer

    • @project7442
      @project7442 3 года назад +5

      @@bobitoo320 oh just realized..

  • @subzero8644
    @subzero8644 5 месяцев назад +3

    i used to watch this channel years ago, now my recommendations have blessed me

  • @DAN-kl6mh
    @DAN-kl6mh 3 года назад +309

    Next episode: how to grow a colt peacemaker.
    That'll be the most American thing than the 1911 lol.

    • @poisonedbasin89
      @poisonedbasin89 3 года назад +1

      More american than apple pie!

    • @destroyertitan9243
      @destroyertitan9243 3 года назад +1

      But what about the big iron

    • @anybody._
      @anybody._ 3 года назад +1

      @@destroyertitan9243 BIG IRROON

    • @loosescrewfishing5236
      @loosescrewfishing5236 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @meese5892
      @meese5892 3 года назад

      @@destroyertitan9243 well as a true American I can say there is no real difference other than the bullet it uses from the 45 to the 357 they look very similar

  • @toxicated7189
    @toxicated7189 3 года назад +209

    "Hunger is temporary, Ak is forever." spitting facts like a fax machine📠

    • @lezylaguado3292
      @lezylaguado3292 3 года назад +2

      Stolen comment

    • @zenin7219
      @zenin7219 3 года назад +3

      @@lezylaguado3292 nothing is stolen here. he is using his idea

  • @ok-__
    @ok-__ 3 года назад +569

    2021: how to grow an ak tree
    2050: how to grow a pet Russian tree

    • @squirrelystew8323
      @squirrelystew8323 3 года назад +3

      Technically it was a day before 2021

    • @Brucesterious
      @Brucesterious 3 года назад +2

      @@squirrelystew8323 weird, says Jan 1 2021 for me

    • @squirrelystew8323
      @squirrelystew8323 3 года назад +2

      @@Brucesterious you were probably in a different time zone when it was released

    • @ok-__
      @ok-__ 3 года назад +2

      @@squirrelystew8323 :o

    • @greatslayer2784
      @greatslayer2784 3 года назад +2

      @@squirrelystew8323 HE IS FROM THE FUTRUE

  • @TieFighterToast
    @TieFighterToast 6 месяцев назад +7

    Thanks for the help, I almost lost hope until I saw this video👍😄

  • @Framed_Niner
    @Framed_Niner 3 года назад +333

    1:30 I was too lazy to learn German here so I substituted these for some American insults to communism and it ended up growing into an M16

  • @AgedSwissCheese
    @AgedSwissCheese 3 года назад +367

    HE ACTUALLY LISTENED, HE SHOWED US HOW TO GROW AN AK! IVE BEEN ASKING FOREVER

  • @nimneb8774
    @nimneb8774 3 года назад +2115

    Imagine being his neighbor and watching him pull guns out of the ground

  • @rokc7391
    @rokc7391 Год назад +7

    Thank you this helped me a lot I didn't have any cash for a gun until I grew my own ak so far I've grew 5 aks thank you so much man

  • @raidensippingcoffeeverycal2115
    @raidensippingcoffeeverycal2115 3 года назад +599

    Imagine what people see while he was filming this.

    • @aidanzachary5788
      @aidanzachary5788 3 года назад +27

      just another day in russia

    • @un9265
      @un9265 3 года назад +10

      hey honey! he’s doing it again! Pulling guns out from the ground!

    • @NixUnid
      @NixUnid 3 года назад

      @@aidanzachary5788 a naked man running in the streets

  • @crazynuco3013
    @crazynuco3013 3 года назад +235

    Moral of the story: Gardening has no limits.

    • @linuxtuxvolds5917
      @linuxtuxvolds5917 3 года назад

      NOBODY DESERVES to have rights.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 3 года назад

      @julian zhou but that is short stroke, rifle AK should be long stroke, no?

    • @Rek2en
      @Rek2en 3 года назад

      Oh shit

  • @nitricc
    @nitricc 3 года назад +232

    3:10 "hunger is temporary, ak is forever"
    -Gen Chinmore

    • @pinkimpostor1597
      @pinkimpostor1597 3 года назад +3

      That's a nice quotation for history class ngl

    • @nitricc
      @nitricc 3 года назад +1

      @@pinkimpostor1597 ye lol

    • @averageforzaplayer1048
      @averageforzaplayer1048 3 года назад +4

      *Minecraft pillagers liked that*

    • @RtfDuck
      @RtfDuck Год назад +1

      i'd say it's "ETERNAL"

    • @liampope9083
      @liampope9083 8 месяцев назад

      No only doom is eternal

  • @Ryder35545
    @Ryder35545 3 месяца назад +2

    Thank you, this helped me so much and now I can give an Ak to everyone in my family

  • @adonisparts1343
    @adonisparts1343 3 года назад +343

    Alternate title: Gen Scinmore reveals his communist memorabilia

  • @rixille
    @rixille 3 года назад +642

    Note: If you do not follow these instructions carefully, you will get a Yugoslavian version instead, especially if you grow in a warmer season.

    • @RealBelisariusCawl
      @RealBelisariusCawl 3 года назад +10

      As long as it isn't Century Arms it'll be fine.
      OP should really make a follow up video on how to ensure your AK-47 doesn't develop cast trunnions.

    • @rixille
      @rixille 3 года назад +12

      @@RealBelisariusCawl It's probably an indicator of inadequate sunlight which causes the plant structure to grow weaker. Just relocate the plant to a spot that receives more sunlight each day.

    • @scorpiogamingyt7425
      @scorpiogamingyt7425 3 года назад +3

      Yep I grew a yougoslavian one

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 2 года назад +5

      This is the Yugoslav version, THE M70 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sfsovietstudios
      @sfsovietstudios 2 года назад +1

      I tried it in winter in serbia still exiting the zastava ak, i will try in russia.

  • @randomperson9997
    @randomperson9997 3 года назад +614

    ak builders when they see gen: *you're hired*

    • @sweetwolfasmraudio6726
      @sweetwolfasmraudio6726 3 года назад +30

      Gen go work for the ak guy

    • @GenScinmore
      @GenScinmore  3 года назад +30

      @@sweetwolfasmraudio6726 that would be awesome

    • @linuxtuxvolds5917
      @linuxtuxvolds5917 3 года назад +1

      We need to ban guns AND SOON...

    • @Joe-pm8de
      @Joe-pm8de 3 года назад +3

      @@linuxtuxvolds5917 why?

    • @Joe-pm8de
      @Joe-pm8de 3 года назад +13

      @@linuxtuxvolds5917 guns don’t kill people, bullets do. If you wanna ban something ban a bullet lol

  • @Darwinwaterson1
    @Darwinwaterson1 2 года назад +9

    How the quiet kid got the gun

  • @nomnombathbomb8134
    @nomnombathbomb8134 3 года назад +458

    “Money doesnt grow on trees!” It does if i sell weapons to mobs

  • @ok.653
    @ok.653 3 года назад +236

    The quiet kid who has a farm of Ak-47 tress: "This video is for beginners"

  • @aeidad3
    @aeidad3 3 года назад +391

    "HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO FARMING WITH FUD TODAY WE GROW THE ACK ACK 47."

  • @lkhdmrtn
    @lkhdmrtn 2 года назад +6

    this is the best video of the series

  • @nissansilvias1530
    @nissansilvias1530 3 года назад +410

    The most coolest thing he was wearing an adidas pants its confirmed.
    he is a *R U S S I A N!*

  • @realradiant5504
    @realradiant5504 3 года назад +476

    "Mummy what is the neighbour doing?"
    "It's his job honey."

    • @melany491
      @melany491 3 года назад +3

      Lol commented at the same day

    • @henrywi9070
      @henrywi9070 3 года назад

      Why do you look like HENROBY

    • @melany491
      @melany491 3 года назад +1

      @@henrywi9070 what?

    • @henrywi9070
      @henrywi9070 3 года назад

      @@melany491 ohhh i was not talking to you

    • @melany491
      @melany491 3 года назад

      Oh ok

  • @alvarouresti46
    @alvarouresti46 3 года назад +1118

    now we just need the vodka tree.

  • @owoden1857
    @owoden1857 3 года назад +110

    “So easy a child could use it, and in some parts of the world, they do”

    • @agape-704
      @agape-704 3 года назад +1

      O_O

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 3 года назад

      @NINJACOOL 98 oh you'll get one alright, just not the way you wanted

    • @Saudadeskate
      @Saudadeskate 3 года назад

      I shot one

    • @WalterWhite-mn4ss
      @WalterWhite-mn4ss 3 года назад

      @Google Google it's a quote from lord of war

    • @owoden1857
      @owoden1857 3 года назад

      @NINJACOOL 98 Africa

  • @aaronwalker8198
    @aaronwalker8198 3 года назад +224

    Teacher: Today we are doing a gardening club!
    The quiet kid:

  • @ominoustoaster
    @ominoustoaster 3 года назад +519

    “It’s so easy, even a child can use it...
    And they do”

    • @theredman9166
      @theredman9166 3 года назад +1

      have you heard of child murder?

    • @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F
      @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F 3 года назад +12

      @@theredman9166 more like boy soldiers or rebel's brainwashed kids

    • @theredman9166
      @theredman9166 3 года назад +1

      @Pro Airsoft It's not murdering kids its kids murdering people

    • @theredman9166
      @theredman9166 3 года назад

      @Pro Airsoft yeah

    • @theredman9166
      @theredman9166 3 года назад

      @Pro Airsoft A STICK

  • @Carter12278
    @Carter12278 4 месяца назад +4

    Thanks I needed this yourtube tutorial now I can grow ak trees! :)

  • @halloeverybodhi613
    @halloeverybodhi613 3 года назад +346

    *normal sized hammer*
    "You expect a normal size sickle don't you"
    *Giant size scythe*

    • @billywise3698
      @billywise3698 7 месяцев назад

      How do you do big writing like that

  • @Osaze786
    @Osaze786 3 года назад +494

    girlfriend and ak comparison:
    girlfriend: might not always want hugs and kisses
    ak:is always available
    girlfriend: wont save your life
    ak: will kill thousands to protect you
    girlfriend: needs food and much stuff
    ak: just needs bullets and maintenance
    girlfriend: not famous
    ak: famous around the world
    ak is better, ak is forever

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 3 года назад +432

    Lmao “towards Berlin of course”

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro 3 года назад +11

      Berlin belongs to Mother Russia!

    • @bryantdamasoperalta4242
      @bryantdamasoperalta4242 3 года назад +15

      Instructions unclear pointed it to USA and grew 2 nukes and dropped them on Japan on accident

    • @linuxtuxvolds5917
      @linuxtuxvolds5917 3 года назад

      All guns should be banned, NOBODY should have rights... FUCK your right to self defense, you don't have one

    • @arthurmorgan2072
      @arthurmorgan2072 3 года назад +2

      @@linuxtuxvolds5917 we know you're trolling

    • @lil_glock_live4239
      @lil_glock_live4239 3 года назад +1

      @@linuxtuxvolds5917 who hurt you?

  • @ILIKECREAMCHEESEO_O
    @ILIKECREAMCHEESEO_O 8 месяцев назад +2

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE, WHAT A LIFE SAVER.

  • @Belgianmapping1830
    @Belgianmapping1830 3 года назад +182

    “At least a empty box had a open mind”
    DAMN

  • @timotoxictrait
    @timotoxictrait 3 года назад +498

    "You probably have the intelligence of an empty box. At least an empty box, though, has an open mind"

    • @myDickbiG
      @myDickbiG 3 года назад +9

      @@oled.3217 Lincoln too

    • @randomhuman4317
      @randomhuman4317 3 года назад

      And even Mr No No German whos name I can say more monetization perposes

    • @MedicalMan917
      @MedicalMan917 3 года назад

      @@randomhuman4317 "Breaking news: Local German artist denied from art institute. Regrets it later."

    • @randomhuman4317
      @randomhuman4317 3 года назад

      @@MedicalMan917 *6 years later*
      Breaking news: Reports say a fascist dictator kills 60 million people

    • @MedicalMan917
      @MedicalMan917 3 года назад

      @@randomhuman4317 ....and tries declaring he wants to make the master race.

  • @TheFlatFenderBender
    @TheFlatFenderBender 3 года назад +148

    “The AK AK 47, without a doubt the most famous weapon to ever walk the earth.”

    • @cay7809
      @cay7809 3 года назад

      It’s a joke

    • @thestig2350
      @thestig2350 3 года назад +3

      @@cay7809 We arent stupid

    • @RezidueWithaZ
      @RezidueWithaZ 3 года назад

      @@thestig2350 you sure?

    • @karama5562
      @karama5562 3 года назад +2

      “First and foremost it’s essential you clear a crack in the ground to dump your seeds, and I don’t mean the ones with 23 chromosomes.”

    • @jimmyhendrix964
      @jimmyhendrix964 3 года назад

      M16: am I a joke to you?

  • @VatreenXD
    @VatreenXD Год назад +2

    "Heading straight to berlin" got me 😂😂😂

  • @RapidHuge
    @RapidHuge 3 года назад +315

    Parents: Money doesn't grow on trees!
    Gen Scinmore: Yea but AKs do.

  • @DigitalShiny
    @DigitalShiny 3 года назад +168

    Instructions unclear, summoned hitler and he is currently trying to grow his mustache

    • @realdeadshotyt
      @realdeadshotyt 3 года назад +2

      XD

    • @badvibes857
      @badvibes857 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @merasmuseds9352
      @merasmuseds9352 3 года назад +4

      Ah i know how to fix that try to kill it before it has a mustache get the brain and add some salt it will then molt into goo dispose the goo as a seed of the ak ak can be replanted and try to not screw up the um golden shrine part thats what possibly started it so please be careful or you might just start ww3

    • @hetookmymilkbowl5927
      @hetookmymilkbowl5927 3 года назад +4

      @@merasmuseds9352 instructions unclear I accidentally evolved hitler into a tank riding hitler with a beard and mustache

    • @nightstar4330
      @nightstar4330 3 года назад +3

      ​@@hetookmymilkbowl5927 If it's winter, just wait, Hitler will eventually stop advancing and be forced to retreat, otherwise, pray that it snows, and if you live in a place with no snow, god help you.

  • @ihatethefloorr8284
    @ihatethefloorr8284 3 года назад +604

    “Its so easy that even *kids* can use it.”
    Kids:

  • @TUCOtheratt
    @TUCOtheratt Год назад

    Ha Ha ...When I saw you had over 6 million views I had to watch this and I was not disappointed!😄

  • @degobah144
    @degobah144 3 года назад +813

    "Hunger is temporary Ak is forever" I want this plastered on a shirt

  • @gasmegalodonc
    @gasmegalodonc 3 года назад +292

    How to grow an AK-47 tree exists:
    Brandon Herrera: Write that down write that down.

    • @arx30z
      @arx30z 3 года назад +3

      Yes Yes Yes and Yes

  • @franknezevic4385
    @franknezevic4385 3 года назад +290

    Next: how to grow ISU-125s in your backyard

  • @USA_governmentt
    @USA_governmentt 7 месяцев назад +2

    I tried this andvit worked really well! Thx.

  • @jedispartan4066
    @jedispartan4066 3 года назад +168

    I didn't even realize he was sounding like Nic Cage until he said, "The flag og Mozambique"

  • @carrotized
    @carrotized 3 года назад +688

    *"Hunger is temporary. AK is forever"*

    • @abdelrahman3259
      @abdelrahman3259 3 года назад +5

      -USA

    • @carrotized
      @carrotized 3 года назад +3

      - and saudi arabia

    • @abdelrahman3259
      @abdelrahman3259 3 года назад +3

      @@carrotized nah thats a missconception about islam , its shawrma for ever habibi

    • @carrotized
      @carrotized 3 года назад

      @@abdelrahman3259 ah

    • @pigeon3694
      @pigeon3694 3 года назад +4

      But doom is eternal

  • @zblogz3968
    @zblogz3968 3 года назад +182

    POV: the popular kids at school ignored you

  • @Thefrogeboi
    @Thefrogeboi 7 месяцев назад +1

    I watched this years ago and I just discovered it again probably 2022😊

  • @slashuu_
    @slashuu_ 3 года назад +300

    Can’t wait to see the quiet kid’s house filled with AK crops

  • @Granny57568
    @Granny57568 3 года назад +71

    When he said don’t give it to much money, it might become capitalist, I died of laughter 😂🤣

    • @Zmeeed01
      @Zmeeed01 3 года назад +2

      Feed it too much money and it becomes a capitalistic Century Arms AK. You do not want that to happen.

  • @walmartbag5698
    @walmartbag5698 3 года назад +809

    "As you can see, the ak magazine is completely stuffed. If it can complete that November challenge i think we all can"
    I see what you did there

    • @benvollmer8942
      @benvollmer8942 3 года назад +13

      Wait so what is happening when you fire the gun?

    • @thegoldengamer1706
      @thegoldengamer1706 3 года назад +16

      @@benvollmer8942 I-

    • @mOki.i
      @mOki.i 2 года назад +9

      @@benvollmer8942 uh- m-mi-il-milk?

    • @AbhilashM726
      @AbhilashM726 2 года назад +7

      @@benvollmer8942 yo-yog-ghu-urt- yoghurt??

    • @Thedoomslayer12
      @Thedoomslayer12 2 года назад +4

      @@mOki.i sus milk very sus milk

  • @ProbablyLewgah
    @ProbablyLewgah 2 месяца назад

    thanks, i needed this for my school project, they wont expect what's coming next

  • @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX
    @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX 3 года назад +213

    Mine is in heat and is trying to mate with the makarov
    Update: They made an AK-74

  • @fartimedes
    @fartimedes 3 года назад +230

    "As you can see the magazine is absolutely stuffed, if an AK can complete that november challenge I think we all can."

  • @Skull_kid753
    @Skull_kid753 6 месяцев назад +1

    I like to imagine that Dug from Up got illegal government documents, then decided to migrate to RUclips.

  • @geoantony27
    @geoantony27 3 года назад +557

    This is exactly how i imagine the russian farm looks like

  • @benji-menji
    @benji-menji 2 года назад +147

    Not bad. It takes lifetimes to make a true AK (without the Chinese steel core bullets and plywood stock). Though I haven't grown one myself, I can sense that you gave it all that it ever needed and nothing more.

  • @jonathanreyes5071
    @jonathanreyes5071 3 года назад +179

    Ok let’s all agree that he isn’t planting a tree, he’s making one

  • @some_random_toaster
    @some_random_toaster Год назад +3

    I seriously truely wish I could grow guns like this.

  • @goofyahh5923
    @goofyahh5923 3 года назад +393

    Everbody: calls it a ak
    Him: calls it a ak ak

    • @davidpadilla1354
      @davidpadilla1354 3 года назад +3

      Praise God. Jesus, who reigns, my Husband and Son of God, comes soon. USA(Babylon) will be invaded by Russia to the east and China to the west and will lose. NYC will be destroyed. Repent and focus on Jesus. Plead the blood of Jesus. Rapture is soon and the kingdom of God is near, so be holy. Obama is the antichrist and will use the rfid chip as mark of the beast with the False Prophet named Francis from Catholicism. There will be three days of darkness so please prepare as that will be when Jesus shall visit people. There will be fallen angels and giants and zombies and cyborgs and dinosaurs and persecution and many millions of deaths and disease like boils and tsunami to USA California and New Jersey and Florida and famine and fireball. Nuclear bombs shall strike. Canada and Europe and South America and asia shall also be affected with judgements. Time is short and Jesus is coming to collect a people without spot or blemish. Waters will turn to poison, The tribulation will be bad so enter rapture to escape. EMP coming to USA.All lives matter not just black lives. If you suffer from depression, anxiety, racing thoughts, mood swings, anorexia, suicide thoughts, loneliness, or have a disease, seek Jesus. Jesus can cure any disease. Husbands are head of the wives, husbands love wives and wives obey husband. Aliens are demons dont trust them. Osas is not always true. There will be a locust army that will wage war on humanity. Believe in faith to receive in prayer or you will not receive, those who exalt themselves shall be humbled but those who humble themselves shall be exalted first shall be last but last shall be first, seek Jesus and pray without ceasing, Keep 10 commandments even Sabbath, bless and not curse, repent of all sin, do unto others what you would want them to do unto you, harp music with praises to Jesus is biblical, read bible daily, cleanliness, no yoga or yoga pants, dont get COVID vaccine, love God, love others, avoid homosexuality, high heels, strife, sinful incest, guiding people into prostitution or lusting over nudity not married to you, Jehovah's Witness, witchcraft, sinful media like tv shows, unholy anime like death note and avatar last airbender and naruto and one piece and bleach, love of money, sex outside of biblical marriage, adultery, masturbation, porno/hentai, anal and oral sex and hand jobs, plastic surgery, football and idolizing football, merchants of the faith, addiction to facebook, sleeveless shirts and sinful shorts, sinful earrings and piercings, drunkenness, pride, smoking, gossip, lying,lacking faith, materialism, fictional books, dolls like dolls from Disney, no disney shows or movies, sinful movies like marvel, joking around, not loving God, unforgiveness, rap/music that doesn't glorify Jesus or God, cursing even parents, hate, suicide, videos games, trusting in self or humans over trusting in God and His Word, having any idol than Jesus, bikini and inappropriate clothing, sex with animals, arrogance, rebellion, Santa Claus, catholicism, 7th day adventist, lukewarmness, martial arts, freemasonry, energy drinks, skirts/dresses above the knee, tattoos, dying hair, star wars and the figures and movies and games, idolising sports and muscles and fitness and humans, abortion, islam, atheism, secularism, smoking cigarettes or marijuana or e cig, supporting or being a furry, orgies, swallowing semen, seeking the praises of men over God, burning government property sinfully, idolizing kpop stars or celebrities, hating God, dora the explora, cheating on your spouse with another person, bad thoughts like sexual thoughts and murdering thoughts, condoms, black goo, being rich in this life, loving this life, seeking popularity/ having favoritism/partiality,sex or lusting after animals or even children, racism, jehovah witness, mormonism, transgender, lies of evolution and big bang, flat earth, gambling, cheating or not paying on taxes when biblical required, mistreating orphans, bribes and taking bribes, leading at interest sinfully, murmuring, heresies, merciless, wrath, defamation, owing and being in debt, no affection, prosperity gospel, necromancy and mediums and astrology, hair extensions, God hates divorce, drinking human or animal blood, twilight book series, not helping the poor and needy and widows, not giving tithe (10% of income) and offerings, not being thankful to Jesus, not listening to parents, Halloween, 5g, avoid following other religion other than following Jesus Son of God. I am an unprofitable servant and least of everything by infinity. Best blessings to everyone every second forever by infinity God willing. Shalom aleichem.
      Wd

    • @samueldion1639
      @samueldion1639 3 года назад +8

      @@davidpadilla1354 don’t care

    • @nomad-nightmare3510
      @nomad-nightmare3510 3 года назад +3

      Monetization is key

    • @cheemsman6789
      @cheemsman6789 3 года назад +3

      @@davidpadilla1354 k

    • @afish5722
      @afish5722 3 года назад +6

      @@davidpadilla1354 I don’t get that but ok

  • @chronicvibezzz
    @chronicvibezzz 2 года назад +132

    " An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. "

    • @Someaceguy1937
      @Someaceguy1937 Год назад +5

      The Soviets put on a coin, Mozambique their flag, and Pet Russian ran off with it.

    • @_yes-yes_
      @_yes-yes_ 5 месяцев назад

      yes

  • @rebelxtreme3871
    @rebelxtreme3871 3 года назад +433

    The german insult translation is "the communism sucks stalin is fat" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @creeperzombie6996
      @creeperzombie6996 3 года назад +9

      Lol, and how who had to make that message, its alive before of WWII Idk

    • @rebelxtreme3871
      @rebelxtreme3871 3 года назад +1

      @@BeansBem bro i did not copy from you I promise I searched it on google translator

    • @ball_handler714
      @ball_handler714 3 года назад

      @@BeansBem you just said stalin is fat

    • @ball_handler714
      @ball_handler714 3 года назад

      @@BeansBem you didnt say communism suxks

    • @神の人-f2k
      @神の人-f2k 3 года назад

      I can’t even speak German and I understood

  • @guillermovalente1940
    @guillermovalente1940 Год назад +1

    "It's so easy even a child can use it, and they do"
    Best line of the video xd

  • @wellsilver3972
    @wellsilver3972 3 года назад +339

    "its so simple, all we need is a ()"
    Americans: "Allright got those at the store yesterday.."
    Literally everyone else: "WHAT IS HE SAYING???"

  • @AlamekGaming
    @AlamekGaming 3 года назад +460

    I did this and IT WORKED, I brought it into School to show my friends and the police came because they wanted to see it too. We had a dance party because the police kept saying GET ON THE GROUND, HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD, and then they put handcuffs on and I was like I don't swing that way, sorry. but they walked me to their car and took me to a dance base called prison where I FOUND MY DAD WHO WENT TO GET MILK LIKE 14 YEARS AGO 10/10 would totally recommend. (I am required to inform you that this is a joke).

    • @mfr3641
      @mfr3641 3 года назад +62

      Jesus christ stay away from me
      Just kidding yo my cells next to yours I heard you dancing we should get lit sometime

    • @Mister_Clipster
      @Mister_Clipster 3 года назад +18

      Oh thanks, I totally thought that was true.

    • @aceofspades8792
      @aceofspades8792 3 года назад +3

      @Gabriel Studios! you must be little...Yeah its a joke

    • @meeksmooks9070
      @meeksmooks9070 3 года назад +9

      @@aceofspades8792 Gabriel studios was being sarcastic dumbass "YoU muSt bE LiTTle... yeSH ItS A JOkE"

    • @sandracoley7920
      @sandracoley7920 3 года назад +5

      Dude same but with a MG42...
      I WAS SHOT FOOKING LA-
      I MEAN SHOT. FOOKING DEAD

  • @coaijet7830
    @coaijet7830 3 года назад +270

    In reality, this is just a huge flex to show all the mini AK figurines he has.

    • @vickysmith6031
      @vickysmith6031 3 года назад +4

      That do be kinda tru

    • @drakoinx
      @drakoinx 3 года назад +10

      Right that m1911 with removable clip was genuinly impressive.

    • @sashaleigh6655
      @sashaleigh6655 3 года назад

      what are you talking about thats the same ak

    • @mrbichr8492
      @mrbichr8492 2 года назад

      Tru

    • @nathen-dr6xj
      @nathen-dr6xj 2 года назад +1

      omg it aint why do people think hes flexing its ment to be funny 💀 a funny VIDEO THE VIDEO=FUNNY do you get it?

  • @wolfiboy3166
    @wolfiboy3166 Год назад +1

    "Now turn it not to mekka but to Berlin" Bro had plans💀

  • @thecrusader3852
    @thecrusader3852 3 года назад +67

    I like this Russian one. But please also make the vengeful American version of growing M16 and M60 trees vs the original Vietnamese growing SKS and VietCong trees.

    • @destroyertitan9243
      @destroyertitan9243 3 года назад +3

      Don’t forget the minigun because we can’t afford to grow ghosty the gunship and the Huey

  • @Dark_Rhapsody
    @Dark_Rhapsody 3 года назад +136

    *"Hunger is temporary, AK is forever."*

  • @nutillion9334
    @nutillion9334 3 года назад +1007

    The quiet kid when it is snowing:

  • @monkey_boy42
    @monkey_boy42 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for the tutorial!, it really helped me with school

  • @julianthingvoll
    @julianthingvoll 3 года назад +223

    Him: “plants” tree in winter.
    Me: “I think you know what’s about to happen”

    • @lisemdian
      @lisemdian 3 года назад +3

      I don't because in my country.....
      THERE IS NO SNOW

    • @lisemdian
      @lisemdian 3 года назад

      @Blvkk what country you live in I live in Malaysia

    • @johnflare1939
      @johnflare1939 3 года назад +1

      @@lisemdian philipines

    • @tomatosalad2201
      @tomatosalad2201 3 года назад

      @@lisemdian same

    • @silvergamer7250
      @silvergamer7250 3 года назад

      tried in summer i got a uzi gardening is hard

  • @mabzonthescope0015
    @mabzonthescope0015 3 года назад +369

    Jokes aside, that AK-47 looks absolutely beautiful

    • @MedicalMan917
      @MedicalMan917 3 года назад +4

      @@DrTiggy666 The M-70 even allowed me to help paint the elementary school red!

    • @iamstuckinikea9987
      @iamstuckinikea9987 3 года назад +1

      @@MedicalMan917 Is it better red?

    • @MedicalMan917
      @MedicalMan917 3 года назад +1

      @@iamstuckinikea9987 *Yes. Now the class is even quieter for the teachers, it got all the kids asleep.*

    • @iamstuckinikea9987
      @iamstuckinikea9987 3 года назад

      @@MedicalMan917 Some peace and silence to read with.

    • @MedicalMan917
      @MedicalMan917 3 года назад

      @@iamstuckinikea9987 Exactly

  • @catastrophic7697
    @catastrophic7697 3 года назад +30

    “You must never give up on your AK if you wish for your AK to never give up on you.”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @boris8698
    @boris8698 2 года назад +2

    I thought you'd put a sickle on that hammer 😆

  • @josie4065
    @josie4065 2 года назад +45

    The delivery of "Hello, and welcome back to Farming with Fudd" is so perfect.

  • @sidepunch
    @sidepunch 3 года назад +57

    "Hunger is temporary , Ak is forever"

  • @WhiteBSX
    @WhiteBSX 3 года назад +240

    "face it towards berlin of course"
    me, living in berlin:
    *chuckles*
    Im in danger

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 3 года назад +8

      You can point at moskow

    • @thewhinchester1543
      @thewhinchester1543 3 года назад +6

      Have you tried pointing it down?

    • @samuelthestrange4804
      @samuelthestrange4804 3 года назад +4

      *distant AK fire*

    • @WhiteBSX
      @WhiteBSX 3 года назад

      *TO EVERYONE SAYING FACE IT DOWN OR SOMEWHERE ELSE, HE SAID IT IN THE VIDEO! NOT ME! HE WOULD POINT IT AT BERLIN! HE SAID THAT NOT ME!*

  • @burnts3247
    @burnts3247 2 года назад +1

    Now I don't have to spend money on school supplies thank you!

  • @sraiaan
    @sraiaan 3 года назад +178

    the dislikes are the people who failed every step and didnt get a free ak47