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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @emeraldsstudio8352
    @emeraldsstudio8352 5 лет назад +7170

    I really like how well-written and professional his scripts are.
    "It is an old weapon, but its not yet outdated."

    • @blinthepannkek6173
      @blinthepannkek6173 5 лет назад +65

      @Diamond Leifi **cries joyfully**

    • @garydabelza
      @garydabelza 5 лет назад +44

      There's so many ways to improve your AK. It won't outdated

    • @blinthepannkek6173
      @blinthepannkek6173 5 лет назад +18

      @@garydabelza like changing the material used on the barrel because the barrel was sometimes an issue

    • @garydabelza
      @garydabelza 5 лет назад +23

      @@blinthepannkek6173 Modern Russian AKs hve free floated barrel.

    • @phamdunk3345
      @phamdunk3345 5 лет назад +6

      is it a Terminator reference?

  • @OlOleander
    @OlOleander 5 лет назад +10715

    "It's so simple, a child could use it."
    Don't you do it. Don't you dare say
    "And in some places, they do."
    Goddamnit lol

    • @prometheus7807
      @prometheus7807 4 года назад +414

      Manatee Man “It’s so simple, a child could use it; and they do.”

    • @nicoya12b02
      @nicoya12b02 4 года назад +186

      Lord of war?

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 4 года назад +81

      @Frenetik f Not just movies.

    • @lilkids6429
      @lilkids6429 4 года назад +66

      *comedy has entered the chat*

    • @1yasin6
      @1yasin6 4 года назад +69

      @@nicoya12b02 good movie. Nicolas cage as a weapon salesman in Africa.

  • @soggypotato
    @soggypotato 5 лет назад +7239

    "Any faults that do occur, could probably be fixed with a hammer"
    The weapon equivalent of a volvo 240

    • @awesomechainsaw
      @awesomechainsaw 5 лет назад +453

      asgsg gasfs I remember seeing a video of a man firing an AK until the wood on it caught on fire and it completely burned away. He then kept firing it until the bolt stopped working. To fix this issue he let the weapon cool. Took it apart saw the barrel was slightly bent. Repeatedly banged it against a table, until fixed and fired a drum mag through it, and it was completely fixed.

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 5 лет назад +84

      John Smith AK 47 meltdown video?

    • @awesomechainsaw
      @awesomechainsaw 5 лет назад +26

      Gojira Junior Yeah I think that was it.

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 5 лет назад +12

      John Smith ok

    • @klutzyblubber9877
      @klutzyblubber9877 4 года назад +11

      that same thing can be applied to my mouse with a broken RMB that sometimes work for some weeks :\

  • @doomskull7549
    @doomskull7549 4 года назад +7538

    Take a moment to remember that its cheaper to buy a real AK than a high quality replica/prop

    • @Insulted25
      @Insulted25 4 года назад +893

      I mean yeah, you can get them for almost nothing in Africa/ME.
      Just don't try bringing it back home.

    • @Cpt_Birch
      @Cpt_Birch 3 года назад +222

      @Nathan Brown i don't think they would be scared of the AK any more than other weapons of the same type.

    • @Adam-oh3vu
      @Adam-oh3vu 3 года назад +122

      @@Cpt_Birch I got mine shipped from my trip to Russia

    • @thekaiseroftheeast3895
      @thekaiseroftheeast3895 3 года назад +525

      @@notlNSIGHT When filming the movie Lord of War, they bought local AK-47s (real ones) instead of props because it was significantly cheaper.

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 3 года назад +118

      @@thekaiseroftheeast3895 and some VZ 58s for the scene in the hangar

  • @FitzgeraldKrox
    @FitzgeraldKrox 9 лет назад +19781

    1. Buys M4a1.
    2. Kills terrorist.
    3. Grabs his AK47 for the rest of the game.

    • @artimkalash3347
      @artimkalash3347 9 лет назад +898

      Fitzgerald Krox Yeah thats how it works on CT side for me too xd

    • @h0und254
      @h0und254 9 лет назад +333

      ***** wtf?

    • @nightshadecataclysm
      @nightshadecataclysm 9 лет назад +397

      Fitzgerald Krox Or be a TR, kills a CT and grabs his M4

    • @FitzgeraldKrox
      @FitzgeraldKrox 9 лет назад +173

      *****
      Blasphemy.

    • @thriayehm
      @thriayehm 9 лет назад +47

      Fitzgerald Krox That is actually so true.

  • @JTSuarez
    @JTSuarez 7 лет назад +8620

    "So simple a child could use it, and in some parts of the world they often do"
    True

    • @kylestallings9684
      @kylestallings9684 6 лет назад +52

      u right

    • @jamesramirez85
      @jamesramirez85 6 лет назад +251

      He stole this sentence from "Lord of war"

    • @alexandrvylegzhanin7598
      @alexandrvylegzhanin7598 6 лет назад +2

      as u see not easy at least for muricanz ruclips.net/video/mWFetkAqFNs/видео.html

    • @limo4607
      @limo4607 6 лет назад +40

      Actually the children of our neighbors iran Iraq and Syria use this gun often...

    • @lotus7781
      @lotus7781 6 лет назад +2

      :/

  • @MrJoeBarbour
    @MrJoeBarbour 5 лет назад +7919

    In America there is one occasion for every weapon. In Soviet Russia there is one weapon for every occasion.

    • @spsf9415
      @spsf9415 5 лет назад +284

      Now thats a gem of a comment.I took a screenshot of it.

    • @sIurz
      @sIurz 5 лет назад +13

      Shat

    • @alniseschrenkek6348
      @alniseschrenkek6348 5 лет назад +64

      And yet there is practically only one weapon, the AK!

    • @vicariouspunishment
      @vicariouspunishment 5 лет назад +12

      @@alniseschrenkek6348 it's the best one

    • @stigrabbid589
      @stigrabbid589 5 лет назад +50

      @S G The Saiga is basically an AK Shotgun though.

  • @unclepatrick2
    @unclepatrick2 3 года назад +1823

    A friend of mine served with Doctors without Border in the 90's.
    He was in Africa in a Country where UN troops were trying to peace keep.
    The troops all used AKs .
    A group was Russian Soldiers .
    One of them decided to teach my friend how to use a AK.
    The Russian spoke no English and my Friend spoke no Russian .
    Still with in 15 minutes he was fully trained on how to shot a AK.

    • @builtdifferent244
      @builtdifferent244 2 года назад +48

      it’s a cool story but it’s not that hard to learn how to fire a weapon

    • @unclepatrick2
      @unclepatrick2 2 года назад +242

      @@builtdifferent244 No if you are speaking the same language as the person giving you the instructions .
      It get harder with no common language .

    • @builtdifferent244
      @builtdifferent244 2 года назад +23

      @@unclepatrick2 well yea I'll admit that but you can learn a lot just from observing I've done it before

    • @stratospheric37
      @stratospheric37 2 года назад +30

      """peacekeep"""

    • @PeachBoi_Real
      @PeachBoi_Real Год назад +6

      @@unclepatrick2 I mean kind of but not really, especially if you're familiar with firearms beforehand, but go off

  • @Super_bandeclay
    @Super_bandeclay 4 года назад +7176

    I always get chills on my spine when he says: "Alongside the most basic tools. The hammer. The sickle.
    The ak47"
    So powerfull

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 4 года назад +48

      Mood

    • @peen9271
      @peen9271 4 года назад +19

      Same

    • @Fr4ncM
      @Fr4ncM 4 года назад +169

      Updated:
      The Adidas, the hardbass, the *Автома́т Кала́шникова*

    • @permafrost8322
      @permafrost8322 4 года назад +12

      Seriously

    • @vacuousbard6410
      @vacuousbard6410 4 года назад +70

      It's the only gun that appears on the national flags after all.

  • @xeneth531
    @xeneth531 4 года назад +5420

    AK-47, the weapon equivalent of “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

    • @swietoslaw
      @swietoslaw 3 года назад +78

      Exepct they do all the time AKM, Ak-74 and all this tones of new warrants that Russian make, and btw they wanted to replace this gun in 80, but collapse soviet union then poor Russia itp

    • @swietoslaw
      @swietoslaw 3 года назад +6

      @Lukas Engel This video is mostly wrong

    • @D00000T
      @D00000T 3 года назад +121

      @@swietoslaw no it isn't? It's pretty accurate to what the russians went through with their AKs. the original AK-47 was very much a flawed weapon that needed improvements to some very important parts (like the early m16s). It was just mass produced until they could make a better version of it which became the AKM, then they went to the AK74, and now to the 100 brand of AKs with whatever they're testing to replace that next. Unless you're talking about very specific things he never even touched on, what he has said about the AK and it's variants is almost all correct

    • @swietoslaw
      @swietoslaw 3 года назад +5

      @@D00000T In fact dude in this video say something thing quiet opposite, ;), or about how its cheap and easy to manufacture or how its super reliable etc I even wanted write a long post about all wrong statments buts its just to much work :P

    • @recording_closet9100
      @recording_closet9100 3 года назад +3

      That and the M1911

  • @uzi7885
    @uzi7885 6 лет назад +2372

    The hammer... The sickle... THE AK47
    that gave me chills

  • @ruby5221
    @ruby5221 3 года назад +1224

    Fun fact: while the stg was an influence to the design of the ak47, the main influence was an m1 garand, while they don’t look similar, their mechanics are very similar

    • @B2k4E
      @B2k4E 3 года назад +134

      I was gonna say; while the Sturmgewehr influenced the basic layout and intermediate rifle cartridge concept, the gas system and action of the AK has a lot more in common with the Garand. (Long stroke piston with a rotating bolt that has 2 locking lugs)
      As a side note, look at the safety lever on a Remington Model 8 and tell me that doesn’t look a little familiar lol

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 2 года назад +12

      How many Garands did the Russians even SEE? They had their own effective self-loading rifle with the SVT-40.

    • @Mahahei
      @Mahahei 2 года назад

      @@jesuszamora6949 russians received a number of M1 Garand and M1 Carbine under Lend-Lease. Like other western weapons

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 2 года назад +15

      @@Mahahei Ah, so Lend-Lease included small arms as well.

    • @Oggy_597
      @Oggy_597 2 года назад +30

      @@jesuszamora6949 they saw enough of them for it to influence their design for the ak47

  • @alupahrata3942
    @alupahrata3942 4 года назад +1540

    nearly 6 years later and the production quality still holds up, goddamn.

    • @Minimize501
      @Minimize501 4 года назад +54

      I don't know why, but I thought you were talking about the AK

    • @tkon3054
      @tkon3054 4 года назад +14

      @@Minimize501 yeah same

    • @cay7809
      @cay7809 3 года назад +9

      @@Minimize501 lol this man was in 1955 (ak was put into production in 1949)

    • @calliisto
      @calliisto 2 года назад +3

      Stylish, simple to the maximum extent design, thoughtful directing, excellent writing and voice acting and there you have it.

    • @ketch10
      @ketch10 Год назад

      8 years now! :D

  • @michaellyga4726
    @michaellyga4726 7 лет назад +15757

    This guy could talk about a rock and make it seem interesting

    • @doodoofard69
      @doodoofard69 6 лет назад +1905

      "The rock, a form of psychological warfare, strikes fear and confusion in the enemy's eyes, master of diversion, expert of confusion"

    • @deskbreaker3048
      @deskbreaker3048 6 лет назад +350

      You're so fucking right

    • @ea5yliver
      @ea5yliver 6 лет назад +1164

      "Simple.
      Efficient.
      Rock-solid.
      This is...
      *The stone* "

    • @aweeeeh5255
      @aweeeeh5255 6 лет назад +294

      the Morgan Freeman of youtube

    • @aweeeeh5255
      @aweeeeh5255 6 лет назад +138

      are you his script writer?

  • @lavissebruh3144
    @lavissebruh3144 4 года назад +7890

    "smaller round deals more damage"
    Every FPS game:
    "Unfortunate for you, history will not view it that way"
    **98 damage in 4 hits*

    • @rioajipangestu776
      @rioajipangestu776 4 года назад +193

      No no it's the hitbox fault

    • @arraza4u845
      @arraza4u845 4 года назад +748

      A 300$ pistol can 1 tap a guy in the head but a 3100$ rifle cant

    • @lavissebruh3144
      @lavissebruh3144 4 года назад +327

      @@arraza4u845 I bet random rock along the roadside is enough to one tap someone from 20studs away

    • @astral1506
      @astral1506 4 года назад +18

      @@arraza4u845 i feel you😂😂😂

    • @astral1506
      @astral1506 4 года назад +9

      @@lavissebruh3144 lol🤣

  • @EdmundLoh
    @EdmundLoh 4 года назад +436

    “You’ve got 30 chances to hit something, even if it’s not where you’re aiming at.”
    *This man uses words like weapons*

  • @zaph3788
    @zaph3788 4 года назад +7745

    "The Hammer,
    the Sickle,
    The AK-47."
    The best quote to ever end a video.

    • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
      @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa 4 года назад +49

      Ryshan intensifies

    • @m-b1798
      @m-b1798 4 года назад +127

      *SOVIET* *INTENSIFIES*

    • @Patriotusa44
      @Patriotusa44 4 года назад +33

      I personally love the Eternal bit he says about the bow. Beautiful~

    • @goodknightpangestu470
      @goodknightpangestu470 3 года назад +20

      "Stars and stripes beat hammer and Sickle look it up!"

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад +44

      @@goodknightpangestu470 Not when school shootings happen and you have millions living in poverty and “bread” lines.

  • @thejuggernault9647
    @thejuggernault9647 5 лет назад +1513

    Old: indeed
    Obsolete: Never

  • @eliloewy3771
    @eliloewy3771 6 лет назад +878

    30 chances to hit something, even if it’s not your target. Love that line

    • @JM-bb8xi
      @JM-bb8xi 6 лет назад +33

      It's shit though, ya your not gonna hit 1" groups, but you definitely can do 5" at 200 yards. AKs aren't nearly as inaccurate as pop culture makes them out to be. No rifle in full auto is accurate.

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 6 лет назад +3

      JMasta Flex but it doesn’t need to be super accurate, the rifle is a quantity over quality product and it has been battle tested so it’s good enough

    • @JM-bb8xi
      @JM-bb8xi 6 лет назад +1

      @@agentc7020 ya that's the point I was getting at. 5" groups is plenty good enough to hit a man size target.

    • @zyriab5797
      @zyriab5797 6 лет назад +6

      @@JM-bb8xi The AKM as any other rifle should be zeroed ! It's a fine rifle, it's just that most people don't zero it because of the "you can throw it in the mud and let it there 15 years and it'll still work just fine" bullshit

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 5 лет назад

      Brookie Bookie pfffhhhh look at the hk m27 in full auto.

  • @Epsi1ong
    @Epsi1ong 3 года назад +302

    So my high school in Vietnam sends us to a military training center for one week every year, and in my 2nd year we got to study and tinker with these. As students in a country where firearms are illegal to civillians, we were understandably excited when we got to hold these with our own hands. The AK has this sort of allure and ominousness to it. We were holding a real weapon of war in our hands, we were supposed to fear it, yet here we stood, admiring how oddly beautiful it looked and how satisfyingly hefty it felt on our hands. The gun was incredibly easy to work on as well. Us inexperienced high school students could dissasemble then reassembled it in under 30 seconds. It truly is such a wonderful weapon that I'm a bit dissapointed that I may never get to hold it in my hands again

    • @shinji5217
      @shinji5217 3 года назад +17

      If you travel to ukraine after this covid thing is over, you can shoot one of these in some tours. Just make sure to learn the language and have friends there that can tell who you can trust.

    • @shinji5217
      @shinji5217 3 года назад +13

      Ukraine has many other cool stuff to do though, they just don't hype themselves up or spend much money encouraging tourism.

    • @kan9492
      @kan9492 2 года назад +14

      @@shinji5217 sadly they in war now, hope you doing good, from Nam

    • @AR15andGOD
      @AR15andGOD Год назад +3

      making guns illegal turns them into wonderweapons to the average citizen. It makes us want them all the more

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl Год назад

      ​@@shinji5217nope, just travel to Cambodia, right next door

  • @jameschen9467
    @jameschen9467 6 лет назад +1207

    "The AK is everyone's favourite weapon."
    *Pleased Russian muttering*

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 5 лет назад +23

      except for some hyper patriotic americans that see the AK as a terrorist weapon. :p

    • @benjaminheim735
      @benjaminheim735 5 лет назад +6

      more like pleased soviet muttering

    • @lunaticcultist9741
      @lunaticcultist9741 5 лет назад +4

      @@Firan25 lol, the only hyper pariots here are the russian circle jerks.

    • @bluepikmin4740
      @bluepikmin4740 5 лет назад +3

      OUR FAVOURITE WEAPON

    • @lunaticcultist9741
      @lunaticcultist9741 5 лет назад +4

      @Adriel R Lol, the weeb commies are the worst. It's a good thing that their kind cant breed anymore.

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 5 лет назад +2666

    "Gold-plated AK-47"
    *Stalinist screeching*

    • @capkenway
      @capkenway 5 лет назад +118

      AK should only made with Pure Stalinium,

    • @setesh1294
      @setesh1294 5 лет назад +84

      It's that old adage. "All men are created equal. Some are just more equal than others." Communism in a nutshell right there.

    • @revdach
      @revdach 5 лет назад +48

      @@setesh1294 that's how capitalism works, L O L. Everybody equal, but men of wealth are equaler. Orwell was some butthurting trozky-lover.

    • @louisryan5815
      @louisryan5815 5 лет назад +15

      @@revdach "no u" good argument

    • @mrasray7622
      @mrasray7622 5 лет назад +17

      @Symion
      Do you not realize the guy that wrote that line was a huge commie who thought that Stalin had betrayed the revolution?

  • @GarlicPudding
    @GarlicPudding 6 лет назад +4145

    Usability
    Simplicity
    Sensibility
    Reliability

  • @untrust2033
    @untrust2033 4 года назад +847

    2:47 They match the flags OH MY GOD

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 4 года назад +111

      Masterful editing

    • @e6486
      @e6486 3 года назад +11

      I didnt even notice that

    • @get_a_job_bro
      @get_a_job_bro 3 года назад +15

      He always do

    • @nigelbenn4642
      @nigelbenn4642 3 года назад +22

      Er EVERY single video this guy writes has the flag behind the weapon as a thumbnail. Check it.

    • @PlutoTheSynth
      @PlutoTheSynth 6 месяцев назад +1

      THAT IS SICK

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 6 лет назад +1749

    "Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists."
    --Yuri Orlov, _Lord of War_ (2005)

    • @kaffohrt9858
      @kaffohrt9858 5 лет назад +93

      *dashcam videos

    • @kyletanking
      @kyletanking 5 лет назад +7

      White Blogger Black Specs so I have met you again

    • @nap10001
      @nap10001 5 лет назад +1

      I love that movie

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 5 лет назад +53

      The scene in that movie where they are standing inside a room full of AK-47s in Eastern Europe... those are REAL AK-47s. The film crew found out that buying a lot of real AK-47s in Easter Europe for the movie set was actually cheaper than getting fake props from Hollywood.

    • @nguyenduyphuc3924
      @nguyenduyphuc3924 5 лет назад +11

      Lucas Liso welcome to Russia, where you can find an AK at any random yard sale :))

  • @davidgarc9816
    @davidgarc9816 5 лет назад +1357

    In Mexico we call the AK - 47 "Cuerno de Chivo" because the magiznes look like a goat's horn.

  • @ciCCapROSTi
    @ciCCapROSTi 8 лет назад +2195

    The simplest tools: the hammer, the sickle, the AK-47. I'm crying. This is fucking epic.

    • @Theodiorr
      @Theodiorr 8 лет назад +5

      LOL

    • @eitkoml
      @eitkoml 8 лет назад +7

      +shinarit Knives belong there too.

    • @ciCCapROSTi
      @ciCCapROSTi 8 лет назад +16

      asdfghjkl is the knife a typically Soviet tool?

    • @eitkoml
      @eitkoml 8 лет назад +14

      shinarit A knife is a typical everywhere tool, like hammers, sickles and AKs.

    • @ciCCapROSTi
      @ciCCapROSTi 8 лет назад +26

      asdfghjkl then I don't think you understood the reference.

  • @desjarlaishoomans9281
    @desjarlaishoomans9281 4 года назад +579

    "And the Soviet Union loved a hero."
    Reznov would like to have words

    • @ger8783
      @ger8783 3 года назад +65

      "His wounds in battle would have earned him the title of a hero in mother russia but stalin had no time for heroes"correct me if i did a mistake

    • @highspy6851
      @highspy6851 3 года назад +36

      @@ger8783 but Stalin, had little need for hero’s

    • @ger8783
      @ger8783 3 года назад +3

      @@highspy6851 thanks for correcting me i didnt remember the original quote very well

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 2 года назад +8

      When your knowledge of history comes from call of duty

    • @link22_22
      @link22_22 Год назад

      @@TheManinBlack9054 when you don't understand someone is making a joke, fuck off bud

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 8 лет назад +3922

    Kalashnikov: I call it "AK-47"
    What is, comrade? Assault rifle? DMR? Light Machine Gun?
    Kalashnikov: Yes.

    • @fathurahman2258
      @fathurahman2258 8 лет назад +115

      Hah true.

    • @АлексейКраснов-к9о
      @АлексейКраснов-к9о 8 лет назад +50

      АК-47 это Автомат, АК, так и расшифруется Автомат Калашникова.

    • @engineerskalinera
      @engineerskalinera 8 лет назад +224

      more like:
      Kalashinkov: "This is the AK-47."
      World: "What it it? A *Submachine Gun?* A rifle? A Machine Gun?"
      Kalashnikov: "Yes."

    • @classifiedad1
      @classifiedad1 8 лет назад +99

      People have made DMR variants of the AK, notably in Yugoslavia and Iraq.
      A well-made AK can be a quite effective gun.

    • @kidfrmicity2936
      @kidfrmicity2936 8 лет назад

      lmao

  • @pukita7278
    @pukita7278 4 года назад +1794

    "Perfect weapons are overrated, a large number of good enough weapons is the path to victory"- Mass assault doctrine in hoi4

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 4 года назад +51

      WW2 Germany: *screams in mauser*

    • @julius00
      @julius00 4 года назад +70

      I mean AK is literally everything you could think of what perfect is, must i say its the definition of a perfect gun

    • @jackharold8379
      @jackharold8379 4 года назад +28

      @@julius00 I'd say the AK-74 is the best, intermediate rounds make the most sense.

    • @khakipeach2128
      @khakipeach2128 4 года назад +2

      @@MelonMafia1 that guns iron sights are so inaccurate

    • @zulik9831
      @zulik9831 3 года назад +2

      the best weapon is the one that cant be used versus you

  • @notrequired602
    @notrequired602 5 лет назад +2023

    5:34 "But the AK does not feel like a Marksman's Rifle"
    *[Angery Counter-Strike Players typing in the background]*

    • @pyrotechnic96
      @pyrotechnic96 5 лет назад +207

      But it does feel like a Marxman's rifle

    • @raybrunken9707
      @raybrunken9707 5 лет назад +36

      Even though he wrote the communist manifesto (often associated with the ussr), Marx was actually German, not Russian

    • @raybrunken9707
      @raybrunken9707 5 лет назад +4

      Torper Vazquez the ak47 was Russian not German

    • @skulldozer1462
      @skulldozer1462 5 лет назад +1

      @@raybrunken9707 he was talking about Marx

    • @raybrunken9707
      @raybrunken9707 5 лет назад +2

      HECU Marine Romeo 2-4 I know. The dude associated a Russian gun with a German communist.

  • @Because-dm9ek
    @Because-dm9ek 4 года назад +602

    The “Lord of war” references are so abundant, just play the scene where Nick Cage is talking about the ak

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 3 года назад +9

      It is one of its most famous depictions

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 3 года назад +65

      "Of all the weapons in the Soviet arsenal nothing was as profitable as the Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, better known as the AK-47 or Kalashnikov.
      Its the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood.
      It doesn't break, jam, or overheat, it will shoot if it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy a child could use it...... and they do.
      The Soviets put the gun on a coin, Mozambique put the gun on their flag.
      Since the end of the cold war the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's number 1 export, after that comes vodka, caviar and suicidal novelists.
      One things for sure though, no one was lining up to buy their cars."

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад +7

      @@rejvaik00 would buy a Lada if I could

    • @aitor9158
      @aitor9158 3 года назад +7

      @@rejvaik00 and here's me...with a lada niva and a vaz 2105

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 3 года назад +3

      @@aitor9158 exactly my point lol you weren't buying a lada in the 1990s immediately after the cold war ended

  • @f0cke_wulf764
    @f0cke_wulf764 6 лет назад +555

    Here in Soviet Russia, we simply reload Mosin Nagant at 600 rpm. Very reliable.

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 5 лет назад +12

      The Mosin was actually a piece of shit. It was the gun Kalashnikov was looking to replace.

    • @azcatriz
      @azcatriz 5 лет назад +9

      Nealon Miller true, as in my STALKER days i would say “BOLT STUCK!”

    • @romanpfaff3039
      @romanpfaff3039 5 лет назад +3

      @@azcatriz that is exactly what happens in real life

    • @gragasinjhosergeraldc.6273
      @gragasinjhosergeraldc.6273 5 лет назад

      Nah the *moist nugget*

    • @mrsmilemask4454
      @mrsmilemask4454 5 лет назад +1

      >Mosin Nagant
      >Reliable
      Choose

  • @prointernetuser
    @prointernetuser 7 лет назад +812

    The Hammer
    The Sickle
    The AK47!

  • @TheUKNutter
    @TheUKNutter 9 лет назад +1891

    9:02 "It's so simple, a child could use it - and in some places, they often do."
    That's deep, Stu.

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 9 лет назад +5

      Where exactly?

    • @hristiyanangelov3610
      @hristiyanangelov3610 9 лет назад +95

      +TheUKNutter Uganda and Somalia for example

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 9 лет назад +19

      My perfect holiday trip! I once held a AK47. Thing's got the kick of a shotgun

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 9 лет назад +76

      +TheUKNutter It is a quote from the movie "Lord of War", back then when Nicolas Cage did good movies.

    • @stevemc6010
      @stevemc6010 9 лет назад +10

      +Richardsen Just saw that movie, now I see what Stu did in this video several times :D

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 3 года назад +388

    Funny thing about the AK47 is that actual AK47s are pretty rare today. If you were to find an actual, honest to Kalashnikov himself factory-"new" AK47, you could get rich selling that off.
    Majority of the 7.62mm AKs you find in the hands of irregulars and really elsewhere, are AKMs, which was the variant of the AK that was mass produced at absurdly high numbers for the Soviet armed forces.

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 3 года назад +6

      Good enough.

    • @HenrikSherwood
      @HenrikSherwood 2 года назад +22

      @Duck Go Quacks No it was really just milling receivers was really pricey

    • @HenrikSherwood
      @HenrikSherwood 2 года назад +5

      @Old Liquid 7.62x39mm of the original AK-47 was used in the AKM until about 1974.

    • @dawg-p1h
      @dawg-p1h 2 года назад +1

      As a dude who likes ak47 this very painful tomread

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 2 года назад +1

      Even the akms are getting rarer

  • @court_of_thecrimson_kingfi4984
    @court_of_thecrimson_kingfi4984 7 лет назад +5615

    Of course the AK isn't a marksman rifle. It's a marxman's rifle!
    I'll see myself out.

    • @maxanklowitz9888
      @maxanklowitz9888 6 лет назад +15

      Jake

    • @ajttambo
      @ajttambo 6 лет назад +57

      But the best use of the AK is in the Romanian revolution where the people mowed down their filthy communist rulers in the courtyard of their capital building.

    • @huleyn135
      @huleyn135 6 лет назад +19

      Yeah! Public executions! Such good use!

    • @Thrna_1
      @Thrna_1 6 лет назад +3

      But Soviet Russia out see yourself in.

    • @McCaroni_Sup
      @McCaroni_Sup 6 лет назад +2

      You mean Karl Marx?

  • @dogotthatdog7637
    @dogotthatdog7637 5 лет назад +2162

    "The ak47 is so simple a child could use it, and in some parts of the world, they do"
    -Ahoy
    2014

    • @crowbar2004a
      @crowbar2004a 5 лет назад +56

      AK 47 in csgo be like

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 года назад +50

      @@crowbar2004a Third world countries be like

    • @Arazchromatic
      @Arazchromatic 4 года назад +11

      @@ls200076 we iranians do

    • @aleembaksh1880
      @aleembaksh1880 4 года назад +10

      @@Arazchromatic
      Thought the FAL was the standard Iranian rifle.

    • @Arazchromatic
      @Arazchromatic 4 года назад +13

      @@aleembaksh1880 nope we use g3 for spesial forces and akm for normal and broken ones to teach

  • @compelledpluto
    @compelledpluto 7 лет назад +941

    Laser sights? Optics? Grips? NYET RIFLE IS FINE!

    • @borgkingerei6993
      @borgkingerei6993 6 лет назад +51

      You mean fookin Lazer soights?

    • @bilansley6270
      @bilansley6270 6 лет назад +21

      cheekie breekie?

    • @gaberoot4365
      @gaberoot4365 6 лет назад +17

      You mean unmanned drones??

    • @moriskurth628
      @moriskurth628 6 лет назад +34

      Comrade! There is one way to improve your good old Kalash! Bayonet at the front to skewer Capitalist Pigs! Only good attachment to Kalash! All else bad.

    • @n0kt0h45
      @n0kt0h45 6 лет назад +7

      *CHEEKI BREEKI*

  • @account0199
    @account0199 3 года назад +474

    1:10 You kind of missed a trick by not listing:
    Usability
    Simplicity
    Serviceability
    Reliability

  • @Mittau
    @Mittau 8 лет назад +640

    I see someone is channelling their inner Ivan there.
    "I would really like a reflex sight"
    "Rifle is fine"
    "But I ju-"
    "RIFLE IS FINE"

    • @engineerskalinera
      @engineerskalinera 8 лет назад +55

      nyet, rifle does not accept capitalist attachments. you can use russian attachments :)

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 7 лет назад +63

      Adding a ACOG sight to the AK is a gulagable offense.

    • @engineerskalinera
      @engineerskalinera 7 лет назад +6

      Ivan Lee the russian pso-1 is basically acog. some akm rifles can mount it. that attests to the weapon's ability to accept russian attachments.
      you can thank me later.

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 7 лет назад +17

      Train Master Good, but any non-Soviet/Russian attachments is still a gulagable offense with a (very lenient) sentence of 2 weeks.

    • @Simlan12345
      @Simlan12345 7 лет назад +2

      Mittau oo

  • @finmueller7827
    @finmueller7827 4 года назад +436

    "Any mishaps can be fixed with a hammer"
    AND SICKLE

    • @guy2026
      @guy2026 3 года назад +15

      And AK-47

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 3 года назад +3

      And a rock

    • @faisal3398
      @faisal3398 3 года назад +3

      Well the hammer is for the gun, the sickle for the guy in front of you

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 3 года назад

      No. The hammer fixes the gun, the sickle inspires it paired with the hammer

  • @Anno888
    @Anno888 5 лет назад +424

    the hammer. the sickle. the ak 47. *the one tap* .

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 5 лет назад +2

      Lil Dikslekican Penzioner EDSHOT MACHINE

    • @peesinyourass
      @peesinyourass 5 лет назад +1

      @@myusername3689 GAYK47

    • @grlt23
      @grlt23 4 года назад

      the hammer. the sickle.
      and the kalashnickle.

  • @mcquangnguyen5562
    @mcquangnguyen5562 3 года назад +1044

    The cool kid has an AMD Ryzen 5, the quiet kid has a AMD 65

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 3 года назад +47

      Well, at least they are both AMD
      One can be used in a computer, one can be used as a weapon

    • @alberthorn180
      @alberthorn180 3 года назад +83

      @@thefilipinogamertfg
      One can be used in a computer, the other can be used to get a super computer.

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 3 года назад +29

      @@alberthorn180 Now we talkin

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 3 года назад +9

      The quiet kid friend has a AK 50

    • @marzhy_cheey3635
      @marzhy_cheey3635 3 года назад +8

      @@jacaredosvudu1638 Brandon Herrera

  • @snickerdoodle7877
    @snickerdoodle7877 8 лет назад +1652

    I still don't really understand this channel.
    But I fucking like it.

    • @jenniferkidd8614
      @jenniferkidd8614 8 лет назад +10

      ikr

    • @ExtremePratt
      @ExtremePratt 8 лет назад +13

      What's not to understand?

    • @arforafro5523
      @arforafro5523 8 лет назад +44

      "History about guns that appear on videogames" is what I think he channel is about, and some weapon guides

    • @ThatSpecificIndividual
      @ThatSpecificIndividual 8 лет назад +12

      i guess its the editing, writing and narration.

    • @Reddualshock
      @Reddualshock 8 лет назад +58

      Its a unique channel for sure, the narrator is like nectar to my ears. I just found him today. Needless to say I subscribed.

  • @tredbobek
    @tredbobek 7 лет назад +1589

    Angry Mob from C&C:Generals agrees
    AK-47 for everyone!

  • @tiagotristao4768
    @tiagotristao4768 6 лет назад +1435

    "Particularly not elegant"
    Actually i think that AK-47 looks very nice

    • @bambino7133
      @bambino7133 6 лет назад +39

      ikr

    • @maxanklowitz9888
      @maxanklowitz9888 6 лет назад +81

      Nice but not elegant

    • @Capade
      @Capade 5 лет назад +32

      Most beautiful gun ever imao

    • @govinlock8568
      @govinlock8568 5 лет назад +8

      Im sorry but AR-15 and its derivatives are more elegant for me

    • @weijizhu3729
      @weijizhu3729 5 лет назад +29

      @@govinlock8568 the ar is the most hideous gun to ever exist

  • @Infinity868
    @Infinity868 2 месяца назад +6

    1:38 "The German Sturmgewehr 44" followed by a slick red, yellow, and black graphic. The slick, satisfying, and subtle details of this man are an absolute legend

  • @MajesticDeathray
    @MajesticDeathray 8 лет назад +856

    As the great Poet-Warrior Ice Cube once said, if the day doesn't require an AK-47, then it is good.

    • @user-ps4mw5om4j
      @user-ps4mw5om4j 8 лет назад +26

      Generation kill?

    • @botlecap8435
      @botlecap8435 8 лет назад +29

      Dude, I think you messed up the quote. I think it's supposed to be "if the day doesn't require an AK-47, then it is a bad day" I mean, what kind of bad day would it be if it had an AK47 in it?!?!?!

    • @Khorothis
      @Khorothis 8 лет назад +10

      Based on what it's good at, I think it would mean fighting for 12 hours straight in an urban environment with heavy winds and freezing temperature, which does sound like a shitty day.
      Then again I don't know the original quote but either way makes sense in different ways.

    • @drinkingineasterneurope6947
      @drinkingineasterneurope6947 8 лет назад +32

      today i didn't even have to use my ak today was a good day....

    • @George-wf6zz
      @George-wf6zz 7 лет назад +9

      +Joseph White You don't get it. It's a reference to Ice Cube's song "Today Was A Good Day"

  • @shiroyt4185
    @shiroyt4185 8 лет назад +2642

    Usability, Simplicity, Reliability: Get another S and you have USSR

  • @vasilzahariev5741
    @vasilzahariev5741 6 лет назад +366

    My country has been a part of NATO for 14 years and the army still uses the good ol' Soviet work horse.

  • @Nitreon0978
    @Nitreon0978 4 года назад +1051

    kalashnikov: _makes a gun_
    everyone in russia: *HE IS THE MESSIAH*

    • @jadeless9275
      @jadeless9275 3 года назад +72

      everyone in the world*

    • @ΧρηστοςΚαλαιτζιδης-ι2λ
      @ΧρηστοςΚαλαιτζιδης-ι2λ 3 года назад +30

      The guy right now must be in heaven feeling like a god among the dead

    • @engineerxero7767
      @engineerxero7767 3 года назад +16

      @@nicolausteslaus was this comment relevant to the conversation

    • @t-boi8327
      @t-boi8327 3 года назад +11

      @@nicolausteslaus look like a little american is jealous of our amazing and reliable weapon go play with your little m16 jamming everywhere and stop crying about the vietnamese boys that bully you you wanted the fight kid

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 3 года назад +1

      @@t-boi8327 what westerns do with aks that yall dont do in soviet russia ?

  • @smoke2730
    @smoke2730 4 года назад +2498

    All russian weapons are AK's
    Makarov: pocket AK
    Dragunow: AK with a scope
    RPD: AK with a longer barrel and a drum mag
    Saiga: a shotgun AK
    AK12: modern AK
    T-34: AK-47 as a Tank
    Armata T14: AK12 as a Tank
    Tzar bomba: AK as a bomb

    • @hambonepng1152
      @hambonepng1152 4 года назад +148

      ak 74u is an smg ak

    • @shrommy_
      @shrommy_ 4 года назад +228

      @@hambonepng1152 ak 74u is actually a rifle, call of duty always puts it in the smg category

    • @hambonepng1152
      @hambonepng1152 4 года назад +27

      @@shrommy_ oh ok

    • @d3lev
      @d3lev 4 года назад +21

      @@shrommy_ yeah even tho it looks compact and practical it still shoots 5 5 6

    • @shrommy_
      @shrommy_ 4 года назад +36

      @@d3lev ikr, every game gets the gun wrong and puts it in the smg category

  • @KFCGAMING55
    @KFCGAMING55 5 лет назад +566

    "If your day doesn't need an ak, then it's a good day"
    ‐ice cube

    • @kenneth2519
      @kenneth2519 5 лет назад +19

      If ur day needs an ak, it will be the best day.

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 4 года назад +6

      By that metric, I have never had a bad day in my life.

    • @dawbit9150
      @dawbit9150 4 года назад

      @@eazy8579 WTF

  • @rwbylover1119
    @rwbylover1119 7 лет назад +350

    Funny story about the end of the video my grandfather has an ak pattern rifle (Not fully automatic) and there was a problem and... we hit it with a hammer and got it to work (The bolt wouldn't go back all the way)

    • @johnbeauvais3159
      @johnbeauvais3159 6 лет назад +28

      RWBY Lover couple things, in the future take a piece of Paracord tie two loops big enough to get your feet through. Remove the magazine and set the rifle on its stock pointed upward. Step into the first loop with non dominant leg. Wrap cord around bolt handle and slip foot into other loop. Stomp down. With leverage this will open the bolt.
      Also RWBY is a trash cartoon

    • @jimmy27829
      @jimmy27829 6 лет назад +13

      John Beauvais In my AK a casing got stuck between the bolt and the receiver. I had to pop it out with a sickle. ;)

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 6 лет назад +3

      @@johnbeauvais3159 RWBY is an amazing anime

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 6 лет назад +6

      I've never had any problems with my century arms AK-74, but thats just a testament to it's amazing reliability

    • @johnbeauvais3159
      @johnbeauvais3159 6 лет назад +3

      @@chaosXP3RT The Century Arms guns are notorious for having weak barrel trunnions and having chambers that wear out after 500 or so rounds.
      I'll not critique your taste in firearms as I can respect the AK platform. However RWBY post Volume 3 is complete trash and Miles has managed to piss away every good lead he had in that show

  • @froglasers
    @froglasers 2 года назад +32

    “It’s so simple even a child could use it…and in some parts of the world, they often do.” that shit hits hard af

  • @LongNguyen-rg4qc
    @LongNguyen-rg4qc 5 лет назад +110

    "The hammer, the sickle and the AK47" that phrase gives me goose bumps

    • @junkersintutus4282
      @junkersintutus4282 5 лет назад +3

      Didn't Red Faction have a Pick-axe crossed with an AK? Spetnaz shpulder patches have AK over star with punching fist in middle, awesome!

  • @smitty3624
    @smitty3624 8 лет назад +557

    Fun fact: The Alaska state troopers performed an extreme cold torture test in search of a new patrol gun. They included the AR-15, the M-14, the FAL, and several others, including two AK variants; the galil and the valmet. After extremely rigorous testing, only the galil and the valmet passed without a single malfunction. And so now they issue... The AR-15. Yeah I don't get it either.

    • @mc-ps-playa5569
      @mc-ps-playa5569 8 лет назад +28

      Because 5.56. And the AR is much more accurate and versatile

    • @smitty3624
      @smitty3624 8 лет назад +126

      MC-PS-PLAYA The Galil and the Valmet both shoot 5.56, they also tested the galil in .308. My guess is the AR-15 was more doable with their budget.

    • @mc-ps-playa5569
      @mc-ps-playa5569 8 лет назад +4

      Tater Down Once again, versatility.

    • @smitty3624
      @smitty3624 8 лет назад +69

      MC-PS-PLAYA What, the ability to attach stuff to it? Rails made for galils and vamlets aren't that expensive.

    • @mc-ps-playa5569
      @mc-ps-playa5569 8 лет назад +10

      Tater Down Oh and also imports. Rails for guns that don't come with rails standard are usually horrible.

  • @shong42
    @shong42 7 лет назад +976

    "It's so simple, a child could use it. But in some parts of the world, they often do."
    Deepest fucking quote I have ever heard.

    • @m4r00123
      @m4r00123 6 лет назад +40

      I believe it's been used in "Lord of War" movie

    • @JM-bb8xi
      @JM-bb8xi 6 лет назад +14

      Too bad he ripped it off of Lord of War. Goddamit Nick Cage

    • @KokoroKatsura
      @KokoroKatsura 6 лет назад +2

      kitty!

    • @Turtletanks
      @Turtletanks 6 лет назад +7

      Not that deep

    • @TH_MP_CRW
      @TH_MP_CRW 6 лет назад +1

      @Flarez it didn't originate from this video either? So where?

  • @ST0AT
    @ST0AT 2 года назад +19

    I *live* for the final words in each video. To summarize a weapon so perfectly with so few words - beautiful!

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 8 лет назад +819

    "and any faults that do occur can probabbly be fixed by a hammer"
    are you Jeremey Clarkson?

  • @tyjutsu96
    @tyjutsu96 5 лет назад +295

    Fallout 3 when your weapon is low on repair, it will jam, and you’ll have to pull the slide or rail back twice. But this never happens with the ak to my knowledge

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 5 лет назад +15

      No, it does. You have to rack the bolt twice when the CAR is in poor shape.

    • @dedeferreira98
      @dedeferreira98 5 лет назад +18

      Because in fallout 3 thats not an ak..

    • @zacoman2225
      @zacoman2225 5 лет назад +9

      Because it’s an r91 assault rifle

    • @frankcastle4547
      @frankcastle4547 5 лет назад +5

      I use m16 and ak 47 everyday,and i have to say,AK only jammed twice in last 15 years.

    • @battleland7263
      @battleland7263 4 года назад

      @@dedeferreira98 it is a AK variant though

  • @KarolusImperator
    @KarolusImperator 5 лет назад +587

    I took about an hour out of my life by writing the script to a 10 minute video to share in a Discord server. Thought I'd share my work.
    *Script:*
    What could be more iconic than the Kalashnikov? Rough-hewn from wood and iron, it's simple construction belies an enduring example of industrial design. It's the weapon of choice for a revolution, and the backbone of any insurgancy. So, what makes the AK so special? Why is a near 70 year old rifle still so popular? And is there really no substitute?
    The legendary rifle's story starts in Soviet Russia, in the embers of World War 2. This was an era of rapid technological progress amidst valiant acts - and the Soviet Union loved a hero. Mikhail Kalashnikov was a tanker in the Red Army, wounded in action in 1941. During his recuperation he learned of his comrade's woes with their issued rifles - and resulted to tackle them with a soldier-focused approach to small arms design; with innate usability borne from simplicity and reliable function. His early designs caught the eye of officials, and Kalashnikov found himself part of a small arms development group for the Red Army.
    The Soviets were not shy to take influence from what other forces were fielding - and between captured Nazi weapons, Allied supplies - and a long line of Russian prototypes - the AK-47 began to take shape. The German Sturmgewehr 44 was a major influence: with similar form factor, it proved the viability of a mid-power cartridge - and provided the gas system for Kalashnikov's design. The earlier RPD would also lend the intermediate cartridge to the AK-47: the 7.62x39mm round, also known as the M43. It's slightly tapered casing is responsible for giving the AK-47 it's distinctive curved magazine.
    In demonstrations, the 1947 prototype outperformed any rival, and was readily adopted by the Russians - although initial manufacturing issues did slow down deployment. These issues we're remedied by 1959, when a modernized version was introduced: known as the AKM. It replaced the milled receiver with a stamped metal one - both lighter and easier to produce, and was also equipped with a muzzle brake to improve the accuracy of automatic fire.
    There were a large number of variants of this basic design: from the AKS, with a folding stock; to a large number of foreign-produced AK pattern rifles, such as the Chinese Type 56; Hungarian AMD-65 or the Finnish Rk 62. The smaller caliber AK-74 emerged in 1975 - firing the lighter but higher velocity 5.54x39mm round: with greater wounding potential versus the older round, the AK-74 would supplement and eventually replaced the AKM in service. Pair these variants with such a broad service history, and you have a recipe for a very popular weapon indeed. There have been more Kalashnikov-pattern rifles made than all other assault rifles combined - in fact, of all the small arms that exist: 1 in 5 is an AK. It's utterly ubiquitous: found in every corner of the globe - and such is its influence, it even adorns the flag of Mozambique. No surprise, then, that the AK-47 is as popular in video games as it is with real life: with perhaps as many digital renditions as those stamped from steel. It's so well known that most instances - regardless of variant - are labeled as the 'AK-47', without fear of license rights: only the most cautious opting to use ersatz appellations, such as Goldeneye's 'KF-7 Soviet' or the 'CV-47' in earlier Counter-Strike games. These virtual depictions reflect the rifle's design in a variety of ways: but there's no mistaking the familiar characteristics of the AK.
    Often, a weapon's identity is forged by the powers that wield it: and with its prominent use by the Second World during the Cold War, the AK has come to symbolize the defiance and might of those who would oppose the west. It's the foil to the American M16, and the weapon of choice for any opposing force: and for that reason it's often the default option for the 'bad guys' in games that mirror any recent conflict. In some cases, like Counter-Strike, the AK is only available to the terrorist forces: and here it has prime placement, being the top-tier automatic weapon on offer, alongside the Counter-Terrorist's M4.
    Perhaps it's by its association with untrained militia fighters, or just by affinity by design: but long bursts of automatic fire - spray and pray - seems a natural fit for the AK. It has perfectly good accuracy, and is more than capable of hitting targets within its effective range: but somehow the AK doesn't feel like a marksman's rifle. Luckily, the weapon is quite suited to sustained fire: and this is normally reflected within its depiction. The AK's rate of fire is fairly moderate, and while recoil is present it's still possible to wrest the weapon onto a close-up get target. It's not particularly elegant, nor great for ammo conservation - but you've got 30 changes to hit something, even if it's not what you were aiming at.
    Of course, it's not just enough to be capable of automatic fire - a weapon must also be able to dole out magazine after magazine without stoppage or fuss. Luckily, the AK's reliability is legendary: with loose tolerances, and as simple a mechanism as possible - there's not too much that can go wrong, and even less that can't be put right. This is one trait that doesn't transfer well to video games: malfunctions are seldom shown, as firearm maintenance isn't a particularly exciting endeavor - and experiencing a feed failure mid-firefight would only prove frustrating. Some games do reflect these factors, however - perhaps most notably Far Cry 2, with scavenged weapons proving much less reliable than those bought brand new. Weapon condition is also a factor in some RPGs, such as in Fallout 3: but a poorly-kept weapon suffers only in the damage stakes, rather than with any interruption.
    It's this reliability and simplicity that gives the weapon much of its charm - other weapons might be more high-tech, but that does you no good if it chokes in dusty environments. It's seems also sacrilegious to tamper with the purity of the AK - strapping anything superfluous to the weapon is an insult to the design principles of Kalashnikov. Some games do let you customize your AK-47 with a variety of attachments: optics, suppressors, and garish paint jobs. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare had the right idea, as equipping a red-dot sight would harm the AK-47's long range damage, meaning the most sensible choice was just a plain rifle with iron sights. Remember: just because you can... doesn't mean you should.
    Of course, if you're some tin-pot dictator of some far-flung land you can generally do whatever you like - and this extends to having your favourite rifle gold-plated. Although such weapons are ornamental, and clearly not designed for the rigors of battle, some games do feature golden guns. Some represent the pinnacle of accomplishment with the weapon, a reward for the completion of challenges: while others just represent an absence of good taste.
    So, the AK-47. The very best there is. From drug lords to peasent rebellions, the AK is everyone's favourite weapon: a great equalizer, irrespective of wealth or status. It's not the most accurate weapon, nor the most elegant - but it simply doesn't have to be. It's good enough. It excels where fighters need it most: it's reliable. Stoppages are rare, and any faults that do occur can probably be fixed with a hammer. It's simple to use. There's no need to pore over a manual, the AK is point and shoot. It's so simple a child can use it - and in some parts of the world, they often do. It's cheap. Easy to manufacture and even easier to acquire - if you're looking to arm an insurrection on a budget, no other rifle will come close. It is an old weapon, but it's not yet outdated: at the end of World War 2, it was cutting edge - and led the way for the rise of the assault rifles during the 20th Century. Today, although not quite as high-tech as some infantry weapons, the AK-47 still performs its duty: and with 100 million rifles in existence, it's popularity is unlikely to evaporate any time soon. With it's widespread use and low cost, the weapon can be counted alongside the most basic of tools: The hammer; The sickle; The AK-47.

    • @juliobrian4757
      @juliobrian4757 5 лет назад +23

      Can I keep this?

    • @KarolusImperator
      @KarolusImperator 5 лет назад +18

      @@juliobrian4757
      Sure. Just remove the "I took an hour" paragraph.

    • @madhukarmukane2090
      @madhukarmukane2090 4 года назад +6

      @@KarolusImperator boii you need a real job !
      What bout working as an advertiser of my new AK products ?

    • @jesh3720
      @jesh3720 4 года назад +2

      This does not only take time it takes pure will power

    • @ravitejvarma3781
      @ravitejvarma3781 4 года назад +11

      dude this is literally just the transcript for the video

  • @Eve.n.flow1
    @Eve.n.flow1 4 года назад +49

    This mans search history has got to get him on a watch list somewhere

    • @Eve.n.flow1
      @Eve.n.flow1 2 года назад

      @@sawconvention3301 bro that was 2 years ago and a joke

  • @Pluvita
    @Pluvita 7 лет назад +139

    I was around 7-8 years old. I used to play COD: Modern Warfare. It was the mission after the assassination of Zakhaev's arm. McMillan was just sitting there, I was so close to extraction. I saw all the AKs on the ground. I had never properly known the name of a weapon before. "Oh hey, it's a gun. Name? I don't care.". But seeing all the AKs around, I couldn't help but know their names. AK-47. AK-47. AK-47. Soon, I was able to differentiate an american - used rifle (M16, AR-15, M4A1, SCAR FAMILY) from an AK-47.
    Funny thing, I didn't even know it was such a common weapon. Just a bad guy rifle, designed from fiction. Doesn't exist. Welp, I was pretty wrong.

    • @JM-bb8xi
      @JM-bb8xi 6 лет назад +18

      Your parents let you drink lighter fluid didn't they?

    • @lukemakenize2356
      @lukemakenize2356 6 лет назад +2

      boiiii

    • @uncreativename826
      @uncreativename826 6 лет назад +9

      'assassination of Zakhaevs arm'

    • @Peztllence
      @Peztllence 6 лет назад +2

      @@uncreativename826 that's practically what it is.

  • @dude160
    @dude160 6 лет назад +4656

    Battlefield: Ak 47
    Call of duty: Ak 47
    Rainbow six: Ak 47
    Cs go: *CHEEKI BREEKI*

    • @Superman-xs7pg
      @Superman-xs7pg 6 лет назад +138

      Escape from Tarkov: AK Heaven

    • @CJMRIMXTUROKX
      @CJMRIMXTUROKX 5 лет назад +28

      Dont forget fallout4

    • @camresmiragegarden
      @camresmiragegarden 5 лет назад +33

      Or *BLOOM DOOM*

    • @yunghobo4849
      @yunghobo4849 5 лет назад +51

      R6 don't have an ak 47. It has variations

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 5 лет назад +46

      @@yunghobo4849 Siege doesn't. R6 3? R6 3 DLC? R6 Vegas/ Vegas 2? They all knew what was up.

  • @MrEvilTag
    @MrEvilTag 8 лет назад +162

    the only think you can replace an AK with is another AK

    • @Scarface193448
      @Scarface193448 8 лет назад +2

      Dante Planeta there is no reason to replace one in the first place lol.

    • @MrEvilTag
      @MrEvilTag 8 лет назад +2

      Scarface193448 sure there is. different calibers

    • @Scarface193448
      @Scarface193448 8 лет назад +1

      Dante Planeta in that case well yeah but its good to just have the original caliber.

    • @MrEvilTag
      @MrEvilTag 8 лет назад +1

      Scarface193448 i prefer to shoot 5.45 in mine. never liked the 7.62

    • @Scarface193448
      @Scarface193448 7 лет назад

      Dante Planeta how so? The 7.62x39 has killed more people than any other bullet in times of war. Its nice knowing if i needed to defend myself that my ak can leave plenty of big holes in them lol. Btw the rounds are extremely cheap which is why i also prefer aks over any other rifle

  • @medikman6434
    @medikman6434 Год назад +8

    The ak has a piston driven system similar to the STG but the way the bolt unlocks is more in line to the M1 Garand. the ak has a tilting bolt for unlock whereas the STG has a "claw pick up" style system. The only thing that is "taken" from the STG is the viability of an intermediate cartridge.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +1254

    “Gold-plated AK47”
    Wait, that’s illegal.

    • @khorehmandirani
      @khorehmandirani 4 года назад +27

      Dr. Bright, you're one to say!

    • @saigonrider
      @saigonrider 4 года назад +25

      You only see them in game in the hands of warlords
      And cod players with bad taste
      So yep

    • @jayuu8380
      @jayuu8380 4 года назад +16

      @@saigonrider in the golden age of cod (modern warfare 1 - black ops 1) you had to earn gold guns and there were no micro transactions in them either

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 4 года назад +15

      Gulag for anyone who wastes space ship and computer gold on AK 47!

    • @comicstrider4851
      @comicstrider4851 4 года назад +12

      Says the guy with a chainsaw cannon

  • @nunyabusiness8510
    @nunyabusiness8510 7 лет назад +62

    "The hammer, the sickle, the Ak-47" Damn....where are the announcers and spokes persons like him?

  • @Waffle_6
    @Waffle_6 4 года назад +186

    I love how all german weapon names are so face value, from zweihänder, meaing 2 handed sword, to gewer which literally means gun

    • @kakalimukherjee3297
      @kakalimukherjee3297 3 года назад +8

      This is a feature of many languages. Complex words made with smaller ones. Take the Hindi word for university, "Vishwavidyalay". It literally means "Worldknowledgehome".

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 3 года назад +59

      No need to beat around the bush.
      When a german talks about a flammenwerfer, you know exactly what it does: it werfs flammen.

    • @randominternetguy88
      @randominternetguy88 2 года назад +25

      @@vaiyt panzershreck.
      it shrecks panzer.

    • @blucodile
      @blucodile 2 года назад +17

      sturmgewehr.
      you sturm with the gewehr

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 года назад +4

      P08
      you pistole the enemy with it, I guess?
      or pissed-of-the enemy, pistole sounds like that if you read it in a certain way

  • @montygraves5673
    @montygraves5673 2 года назад +20

    These videos were ahead of their time, so well done

  • @felipedemetrio5533
    @felipedemetrio5533 4 года назад +508

    "it does not feel like a marksman rifle"
    Brando Herrera would be pissed. I mean REALLY PISSED lol

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 4 года назад +21

      He's not pissed. He just went ahead and proved zhem wrong.

    • @bisketbutter1895
      @bisketbutter1895 4 года назад +4

      Should have him react to this video

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 4 года назад +41

      It just doesn't *feel* like one. I'm sure it can hit targets in 400 meters but it just doesn't look like it can.

    • @ATFprdepartment
      @ATFprdepartment 4 года назад +8

      I was looking through the comments to find the inevitable comment from Brandon but I’m surprised he’s not here :(

    • @collinb.8542
      @collinb.8542 3 года назад +7

      He'd probably also not be appreciative of the fact that everyone thinks its based on the Sturmgewehr when its really functionality wise closer to a Garand.

  • @aggression77
    @aggression77 5 лет назад +95

    Wish you would bring this series back. This was one of the best series on youtube. Love all the hard work.

  • @greniza2811
    @greniza2811 4 года назад +88

    7:50 If my memory is correct, golden guns in real life are seldom plated with gold- Generally, a nickel-titanium alloy is used, which is both more durable and smoother than the original steel.

    • @Cpt_Birch
      @Cpt_Birch 3 года назад +8

      i think he mentioned that in the Desert Eagle video

  • @yaboianz
    @yaboianz 4 года назад +25

    ''it's so simple a child could use it.
    in some parts of the world, they often do."
    bro, i got chills.

  • @buahball960
    @buahball960 5 лет назад +463

    8:27
    "From drug lords, to peasant rebellions."
    So you're saying the AK-47 was used in the French Revolution?

    • @govinlock8568
      @govinlock8568 5 лет назад +16

      Drug lords to peasant rebels post WW2, so French Revolution is not counted.

    • @chadthundercock4982
      @chadthundercock4982 5 лет назад +5

      yes

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 лет назад +28

      Fraternite, eqalite & ak

    • @dandylionwine
      @dandylionwine 5 лет назад +20

      I'm not sure if that would have made the French Revolution more or less chaotic.

    • @spacepirate4623
      @spacepirate4623 5 лет назад +6

      @@govinlock8568 mafioso from Italy bring it back to French revolution using time travel and sell them to the peasant

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune 5 лет назад +31

    I've heard stories about AK's dug up from battlefields in Vietnam, years after the war.
    Supposedly, you could fire it right after you dug it out.

    • @TheDrinkyDude
      @TheDrinkyDude 5 лет назад +2

      A marine was shooting in the hills of California pulled one out of storage a couple decades, kicked open the bolt slapped a magazine in a it emptied every one with out problem, I bought a clone one it fired a bad surplus round it had a catastrophic failure and the casing blew in the mechanism it fired it ejected it and loaded the next round with no hiccup

  • @alniseschrenkek6348
    @alniseschrenkek6348 5 лет назад +63

    *Your "final words" in this one were PARTICCULARY EPIC!*

  • @Floydknight
    @Floydknight 4 года назад +8

    The music and conclusion gives me goosebumps every time

  • @chez5262
    @chez5262 8 лет назад +159

    You and Lemino are my favorite youtubers. Keep it up

    • @ifureadthis_urgay
      @ifureadthis_urgay 8 лет назад +7

      they should make a collab on a vid about 10 facts AK 47

    • @frappacino_8056
      @frappacino_8056 8 лет назад +6

      Their voices are so soothing

    • @kawaiikantai3909
      @kawaiikantai3909 8 лет назад +1

      Y'all might want to take a look at Richard Dangles(or "Dick Dangles" if you will).

    • @zzurge1173
      @zzurge1173 8 лет назад

      1 tone : endless possibilities

    • @shihaoyan5309
      @shihaoyan5309 8 лет назад +2

      Yeah! I'm the same!

  • @Leemacht
    @Leemacht 6 лет назад +293

    AK-47: Who are you?
    AK-74: I'm you, but stronger.

    • @Leemacht
      @Leemacht 5 лет назад +21

      @Robert Šána RPK: You were saying?
      AK-12: Granddad!?

    • @Leemacht
      @Leemacht 5 лет назад +4

      @Robert Šána AS VAL(9x39): You were saying?

    • @get_serious4953
      @get_serious4953 5 лет назад +5

      Slowly backs away in a AN-94

    • @myusername3689
      @myusername3689 5 лет назад

      한민이 *Jojo pillar men theme playz*
      *all the counter balance aks burst into the room*

    • @gravewalker34
      @gravewalker34 5 лет назад +1

      Not really it’s 5.45, akm is with 762.

  • @tomokokuroki2506
    @tomokokuroki2506 5 лет назад +66

    "Rifle is fine."
    I appreciate that reference.

  • @grqfes
    @grqfes 3 года назад +4

    Dude the ending of these always gets me. Shivers down my spine.

  • @zweiihanderr
    @zweiihanderr 6 лет назад +265

    The reason i don't like ww2 games
    No
    AK-47

    • @Qwertmant
      @Qwertmant 5 лет назад +27

      Why I love WW2 games.
      Mp-40s
      M1 Garands

    • @porchofgeese_crockpot
      @porchofgeese_crockpot 5 лет назад +10

      @@Qwertmant Sturmgewehr

    • @SirWiggler
      @SirWiggler 5 лет назад +4

      If WW2 had the Ak47 ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) the war would of been won in a month tops

    • @ffoulkes
      @ffoulkes 5 лет назад +8

      @@SirWiggler germany had the stg 44, which essentially an ak-47

    • @SirWiggler
      @SirWiggler 5 лет назад

      @@ffoulkes yet Russia still won WW2 ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡o)

  • @ElGordo23
    @ElGordo23 6 лет назад +218

    Ahoy: It’s so simple a child could use it.
    Me: oof
    Ahoy: and in some parts of the world, they often do.
    Me: OOF!

  • @CateChapelle
    @CateChapelle 8 лет назад +384

    *Soviet anthem plays*

  • @madhououinkyoma
    @madhououinkyoma 4 года назад +26

    “The hammer,
    The sickle,
    The AK-47”
    Your videos are so good. Never thought I would watch videos about firearms haha.

  • @blacck0ut177
    @blacck0ut177 5 лет назад +182

    This man could make watching paint dry a documentary

    • @oteriokolo1111
      @oteriokolo1111 4 года назад +4

      Blacck0ut17 he could stare at water for a week and make it interesting

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 года назад +2

      oteri okolo most likely

    • @duje7807
      @duje7807 4 года назад

      As we see, the statistic of the paint drying out is very slow and a process that must be under view at all times. Depending on the brush we used it will impact the look of the paint and time of the drying.

  • @ajaxtheghost1188
    @ajaxtheghost1188 10 лет назад +60

    SIX EPISODES?!? That's far too few!!! But still stu, glad to see you're still here, the best weapon reviews and firearm histories ever :D

    • @XboxAhoy
      @XboxAhoy  10 лет назад +37

      There will be additional series. I'm just producing them in blocks of 6.

    • @ajaxtheghost1188
      @ajaxtheghost1188 10 лет назад +5

      Even better!

    • @TheUndeadslayer221
      @TheUndeadslayer221 9 лет назад +1

      Ahoy Do the Tompson. you Know it is iconic and should be featured in a video, and for GOD SAKE use the CORRECT PERK FOR Killing FLoor

    • @AleF202
      @AleF202 8 лет назад

      +TheUndeadslayer221 Thompson*

    • @bobafett8495
      @bobafett8495 8 лет назад

      +Ahoy could you do a video about the barrett

  • @viktorstevens8388
    @viktorstevens8388 8 лет назад +1097

    USSR
    Usability
    Simplicity
    Superior
    Reliability

    • @comradecorvus8748
      @comradecorvus8748 8 лет назад +1

      Viktor Stevens Fuck yeah

    • @StranaHyena
      @StranaHyena 8 лет назад +7

      I'm edgy

    • @viktorstevens8388
      @viktorstevens8388 8 лет назад

      A damn good rifle indeed... :)

    • @akid1263
      @akid1263 8 лет назад +30

      +Toast Busters US didnt do nothing until 1944 and that was 1 year after the german fucked up in stalingrad

    • @StranaHyena
      @StranaHyena 8 лет назад +4

      Whale Thunder And that's a double negative, kids!

  • @SomeGuy-lr7ms
    @SomeGuy-lr7ms 4 года назад +113

    Seeing an AK-47 with a scope looks weird

    • @Cpt_Birch
      @Cpt_Birch 3 года назад +11

      i agree, probably because it wasnt designed to have one.

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 3 года назад +3

      Its an automatic rifle, the recoil control is shit and i dont think bipods could be attached to ak’s

    • @aderinox
      @aderinox 3 года назад +13

      thats why the dragunov exists

    • @xXx_Oshino_xXx
      @xXx_Oshino_xXx 3 года назад +6

      @@Cbrmkn98xs yes bipods can be attached. The RPK literally has one.

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 3 года назад +1

      @@xXx_Oshino_xXx i dont think AKs are supposed to have bipods

  • @ImTabe
    @ImTabe 10 лет назад +344

    Suprised you didn't use any footage from Metro Last Light since it's pretty much as close to a spiritual successor to S.T.A.L.K.E.R as you are going to get, oh and since you are also working on a video for it.

    • @XboxAhoy
      @XboxAhoy  10 лет назад +127

      Metro doesn't have any AK-47s - only the 74!
      I tried to stick to depictions of the AK-47/AKM except for some illustrative purposes. I may yet do a separate episode on the later AK variants.

    • @ImTabe
      @ImTabe 10 лет назад

      XboxAhoy Oh Yeah I knew that, just thought since you mentioned that variant in the video. Can't wait for the Metro videos by the way;) I tried creating some myself, but it's not up to standard :p

    • @ImTabe
      @ImTabe 10 лет назад +2

      Joe Mc'Laughlin I am grateful, when did it ever seem like I wasn't? Because I said that I knew the gun in game was an AK-74?

    • @brickerboy27
      @brickerboy27 10 лет назад +1

      Joe Mc'Laughlin Literally the most useless response ever. Somebody asked, somebody answered, the asker replied... is he not aloud too? Bloody hell, conversations with you would be dull if you can't comment on answers.

    • @CharcharoExplorer
      @CharcharoExplorer 9 лет назад +3

      +Ahoy
      To be fair STALKER does not have any AK-47s either...
      Hmm... wait the Trophy AK in Clear Sky... maybe that is why you used that in the video but the clip was from Call of Pripyat.

  • @phoenixfloof9799
    @phoenixfloof9799 5 лет назад +220

    You forgot that it was made for the simple untrained soldier.
    Unlike most rifles it was not suited for ranges above 400m as the Russian soldier would never hit something above that range.
    Also the Mode selector is like this: safety, Full auto, semi auto.
    This is due to the following reason:
    When in a fire fight the soldier would simply slam the safety off and don’t think about its position. Just push it all the way trough and pull the trigger until the weapon stops shooting.
    Now it’s bad to have an empty mag before the fight began so they put semi auto at the last position.
    Resulting in firing only one bullet and giving the soldier time to think.
    Also the incredible reliability makes it perfect for war. Never jams. Does not need excessive cleaning. And works in almost all condition

    • @SenorZorros
      @SenorZorros 5 лет назад +17

      It was actually the Germans who first concluded that and in general pretty common knowledge. In combat situations almost no soldier hits beyond 400m.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 5 лет назад +22

      The AK is actually accurate but being very accurate or even the soldier being able to shoot at ranges over 400 meters is pretty useless as you aren't supposed to shoot at such ranges and most firefights happen in well below 100 meter ranges.
      And I don't know where you heard the shit you heard but I was trained with AK variant and we were trained to use single shots at all times except very special cases like CQC and if ambushing tightly packed enemy.

    • @chadthundercock4982
      @chadthundercock4982 5 лет назад +33

      Almost no soldier would ever hit anything past 400m with an automatic rifle no matter what. Not just Russian soldiers.

    • @harveyknguyen
      @harveyknguyen 5 лет назад +2

      @@chadthundercock4982 and on top of that i don't think firing at 400m would be something in basic training

    • @Raulxz
      @Raulxz 4 года назад

      More like it was made for S1mple

  • @ngflycloud
    @ngflycloud 4 года назад +40

    “Lack of good taste”, can’t say it better myself.

  • @FinnMcMissile8
    @FinnMcMissile8 3 года назад +6

    7 years ago this was released and I still enjoy it in 2021

    • @a110d2
      @a110d2 6 месяцев назад

      2024 here. Still enjoying!

  • @mitchdewitt3280
    @mitchdewitt3280 8 лет назад +192

    a nuu cheeki breeki I v damke

    • @toast7632
      @toast7632 8 лет назад +14

      oi blyat rush B comrade

    • @e.eriksson8191
      @e.eriksson8191 7 лет назад +6

      PAPALI PAPALI CYKA

    • @CMWick
      @CMWick 6 лет назад

      Get out of here stalker

  • @konfederate6277144
    @konfederate6277144 9 лет назад +99

    Don't buy an AK, Buy at least two...

  • @Kastrenzo74
    @Kastrenzo74 5 лет назад +230

    6:00
    that's not Clear Sky. that's Call of Pripyat.

  • @piercebuckley7699
    @piercebuckley7699 3 года назад +7

    8:52 so that’s why Clarkson brought an AK along on the Top Gear Caravan trip