#BrokenNews
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- We update you on when the Prince of Peace delighted crowds in a sleepy English village, before it all turned to horrible carnage.
It's time for #BrokenNews: some of the news, some of the time.
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Little did 7 year old me know that one day, this rhyme would become immortalised in such a way at such a time by such silly men. Bravo!
Athangyow xx
Christ on a bike 🤦
Wahey!
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hello! I think your link has a typoo - there is a dash on the end which takes me to the kofi homepage instead (works if I delete the '-')
There's still no 'lower your expectations' t-shirt, so I wish I hadn't wasted my time 😉😉😉😜
@@rowgli Thanks love! Sorted now xx
If this video doesnt go viral and make you guys world wide famous, then there is no justice. Hilarious! :D
It appears there is no justice!
Any news on the caped crusader whose unpleasant odour made it difficult for the AA to repair the catastrophic failure of his vehicle?
There could be a series in this!
And in other news, Robin is still missing.
in memory of Derek Bum let us turn our cheeks...
Poor Derek
That sort of Yamaha ... me having visions of a flying keyboard. 😂
A vivid imagination!x
In Newcastle, it was reported that he had"smashed his balls" on the dustbin lid, but I think it's clear that pretty severe genital trauma was experienced by this motorcycling Godhead, and that either way, a rapid exit "holding his battered wang" is likely to bring an additional charge of leaving the scene.
Indecent exposure too by the sounds of it
I always knew the rhyme as "gashed his balls". Glad Broken News is here to set the record straight!
That's either before, or after, my time as I've heard neither version before now! That said, I am still awaiting the day my tits do indeed hang low enough to tie in a bow!
We *did* have a debate as to the exact wording, and we were aware of regional differences. Apparently also a second verse...?
London here & it was also "crushed his balls"
Wonderful! Wonderful!
Thanks guys.
I believe that
“Batman Smells”
Episode Two maybe?
I’m sure I’ve had a “battered Wang” in a chip shop in Paisley🤔
We've been there!
Good one! First Prize comment. 🤣😂
Very poor reporting didn’t even mention the frilly knickers and a playtex bra? 😂
We apologise.
Double circumcision 😳😳😳 😭😭😭
Fake news. He came down from heaven in a motor car.
Tell Ofcom
That sort of Yamaha ... me having visions of a flying keyboard. 😂
That is not Jesus. That is probably somebody who looks like Susan cause Jesus would never do that. Jesus told me that he wants everybody to live on the Earth, just like like a great personality in everything. Just yeah, and like that. She wants you to feel like you're in heaven while in the Earth. Survey when you actually get to heaven, you'll feel way more happier.😊
"On the lam of God" lmao!
Too soon.
🤣😆😂
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks Chloe! Feel free to share if you're feeling charitable!
Jesus, this is just brilliant.
Algorithmin'
Thank you!
Referencing a famous playground ditty.
Is this where the saying "Christ on a crutch" came from?"
I found it disturbingly funny and offensive at the same time
Was he perfoming cunning stunts?
Sadly so! Please share!
He must have borrowed the bike from Hagrid ...😂
Loved the caption under his picture!
Was there a significance to the phone number that I've failed to work out?
Alas, not this time - didn't have time to think of some secret message, which is usually our style.
HAHAHA! Haven't heard that version of the song since I was a kid in the UK back in the early 70's !
« Je jure que je prêterai une allégeance sincère à Votre Majesté, ainsi qu'à vos héritiers et successeurs conformément à la loi. Ainsi, que Dieu me vienne en aide»
Je rigole!
@@larryandpaul C'est Charlemagne qui, le premier, a exigé un serment de fidélité à chacun de ses sujets. (Carolus Magnus was the first "king" to do the same thing ). So His Majesty King Charles III is the "son" of Carolus Magnus.
@@larryandpaul Pas d'allégeance à Macron !!!
😂😂😂💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯
YOUCH!!
Amen
Thanks - please share!
This is the kind of news that needs to get out there! Nevermind all this Brexit nonsense or which digital currency is a scam this week. This is hard-hitting, man-on-the-street stuff!
We strongly agree.
I'm sat here after listening to this laughing out loud. Excellent
Glad to hear it!x
Thanks a bunch, I've just spilt my tea laughing so much. Glad to see that JC has moved with the times, water into wine is so yesterday's news.
He's into crypto now!
Thats nothing...I've been turning wine into water for decades.
How the flip did you keep a straight face? 😂😂😂
70,000 takes!
Wonderful stuff 😜
Thank you, Basil!
Love those piss-took news phrases! 😅
😂😂
Thank you! Please share!
Just unsubscribed
Will you be back in 3 days?
I am an active, committed Christian, and I am glad to say I can still see the point in this sketch. We all made up silly rhymes in our youth, many rather immature, but only today's media could use such gibberish to distract us from what is really happening in the world.
Dont worry these guys go for racists bigots as well as religious fundamentalist nutters. It is nothing personal. We call it humour. It never made an appearance in your story book
Butthurt religious fanatic taken offense... really.
@@Ade_1 Nice one, Centurion!