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- Опубликовано: 16 май 2024
- In breaking news, a beloved celebrity - that you idolised when you were young - has been revealed to be a dreadful human being with objectionable views, causing shock and disappointment among their fans.
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My hero used to be Superman until I realised he's an illegal immigrant who came in small spaceship.
Taking the jobs of our emergency services
Stop the spaceships!
You mean he's an illegal alien?
Superman should have stayed on his home planet and fixed his own problems instead of coming here!
@@sarangistudent8614Only the little spaceships, though.
Russel Brand just got baptised in the Thames. So that proves he’s a lovely man, and never did those terrible thing he was accused of.
From Jesus straight on to Ivermectin then.
Explains why there's so much 💩 in The Thames.
Russel had some interesting ideas once.
By baptised do you mean held under the water until he stopped struggling.
Are you sure he was baptised or where they just trying to flush him away with all the other turds?
I think it’s time to leave celebrities alone. Take Jimmy Savile for example. Yes, he abused children, he sexually assaulted anything that breathed, and a few that had stopped breathing, but he was a friend of Thatcher and King Charles, when Charles was only a middle-aged management trainee. I think it’s time to rehabilitate Jimmy Savile for his services to the shell-suit industry.
😂😂😂
That’s right. And Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk a cow while blindfolded.
@@richardjakobek7477 Exactly! When I wrote to Jim'll Fix It asking to meet Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris, he couldn't have been more helpful.
@richardjakobek7477
He blindfolded me and let me guess the weight of 2 snooker balls in a leather pouch! He was kind like that. Always thinking of the kids....
I can think of a few, but since they're still alive and i don't want sued I won't put their names on here.
All my heroes from my youth are dead.
At least Terry Pratchett remained awesome right to the end!
Very true!
GNU.
Very true. Never can tell. I just happen to live downstream of Russell Brand. All my bloody goldfish died.
🤣
I blame Thames Water.
Arron Banks, Geoge Magan, David and Crederick Barclay, Robert Edmiston, Crispin Odey and Jacob Rees Mogg have just paid the tax they have been avoiding offshore and said UK should rejoin the EU
and I have just seen a Gloucester old spot pig fly past the window 🤣
And Nigel Farage says he's donating the 17 years worth of salary and expenses he got as an MEP to a charity helping immigrants.
He says he felt guilty about the money as he never actually bother attending the European Parliament or actually doing his job. He's also donating the large pension that went with it AND the second one he voted to give himself.
N.B. It's possible I dreamed the above after over indulging on the cheeseboard and a particularly large helping of some very mature Stinking Bishop.
@@speleokeir 👍Are you sure you are not lactose intolerant and have been brainwashed by one of Liz ( or was it Liv?) Truss’s speeches to the Chinese. 😉
The guy walking past in the light blue t-shirt seemed to take this devastating news remarkably well.
Clapton. Ouch. :-)
To think I saved up to go to his concert....!
Awk poor David Attenborough, great bloke & still going strong at nearly 100!❤
Larry and Paul are my childhood heros right now. I hope they remain the saints they are.
Fantasizing about both of them now X
My daughter found a copy of Revolution on my shelf and said, "Isn't that that nasty man?", shamed by proxy with my daughter ! I had no words ? Book burning anyone ?
I'll have three thanks!
Don't let us down, Dave - please ffs!
I was just getting over the death of OJ Simpson and now this scandal! 😭 Oh at least this story has a lovely ending. Hundred million dollar rock stars still dress in casual clothes...
I wonder who has the gloves now though.
@@kellypaws Doesn't matter, they still don't fit!
Yes as a child of the 80’s there was a point where I was sadly thinking “here we go again”
It began to feel as though it would be easier to identify those who weren’t sex offenders.
Talking about Clapton whilst showing a picture of Steve Wright. 😂
Eric Clapton? Oh shit, I may have some bad news for you...
good ol' Mike Read making an appearance at the end.
That's ERIC CLAPTON
It’s alright for you, I grew up with jimmy savile and rolf harris
At least Supergran made it to the end without a scandal.
Haha - she was great!
You guys kill me, thank you for the belly laughter it's very therapeutic.
You know where you are with David A 🙂
Yep - when she was little my daughter wrote to him a letter of appreciation and invited him for dinner, and got a lovely letter back. Pure class. And my daughter has just completed her marine biology course at university!
Good job he was never a white supremacist in the 70s then!
Where’s that “That’s the joke” Simpsons meme.. ?
@@claresherman2278I was playing along with it.
That's before racism was bad though
Still at least I'm safe in my admiration of Morrissey. Such a lovely chap.
Mine was Rolf Harris. I stil live in fear that information will also surface regading Basil Brush.
My mother was once the most evil vile person ever for not letting me write to Jim'll fix it...... it's lovely to know she was only evil for making me eat spinach and brussel sprouts
I remember when a lady told me she'd love to have a drink with Boris Johnson. 'He's just like one of the lad's!!!?
I, obviously said 'let's invite David Cameron,as well...he's just the same????
We could meet in The 'Bullingdon' Arms !!
I drew the line at Farage.Common as muck !
You guys never disappoint !
I used to work with someone who was a huge Gary Glitter fan. I did think about him when GG was arrested.
Arrested which time? And where?
Amazing. Love the way 'the report' is waved around 😂
Whod have thought. Up to a couple of days ago. Mine was sticking his magic wand where he shouldnt have allegedly 🤣🤣🤣
Never meet your heroes. 😏Top form stuff.👍👌
Maths book cover?! I was forced to use old wallpaper for my book. Really thick old wallpaper that wouldn't fold so my maths book ended up like a shit filofax. If only I'd got a chance to smear it with images of Drew Barrymore in Charlies Angels!
Aahh fame .. One minute you're Philip Scofield and the next you're Philip Scofield .
And here he is today, just walking past, wearing what he described as "my clever cyan combo representative of that thing I now support".
Have we actually talked to the gorillas though?
What a lovely story 😂
*MY FAVOURITE RUclipsR* turned out to be a convicted r-pist on the run from the police in the Netherlands
Oops!
Now I'm wondering who it is. Does he do travel videos by any chance?
Wait who is that?
@@simpleminded1uk its exurb1a
@@MrJimheeren exurb1a
This goes to show, no one is perfect even on TV
Except David Attenborough of course.
Read the title and thought, I know that feeling 😂😂😂
Glad it related! Please share!
My whole childhood was ruined when so many of my childhood heroes turned out to be paedophiles. That fixed it for me and I no longer wanted to be in his gang, his gang.
Gen z Minecraft/Roblox fan?
@@cantin8697 After my time I think.
Honestly, it was actually devastating to find out about the atrocious nature of Jimmy Saville . . . ."Clunk click" Jim'll fixit, top of the pops, the charity's, the larger than life personality, the CHAIR . . . .it was a profound betrayal. Gary Glitter was a musical hero of mine too . . . . . . now half of my fondest memories are tainted. At least Benny Hill turned out to be a sad pathetic clown who owned very little and hated himself for "being ugly" in his own mind. Depression, suicide, self loathing, alcoholism, infidelity, pedophilia . . . .it seems like all my childhood and teenage era heroes were just deeply flawed and broken people who never accepted or even rejected the love and admiration we felt.
0:25 A subtle mind jab of a quickie Dr Who ad in the background........
Clapton was once fined for speeding I think!!!!
"Pissed up on booze". Chris Morris fans confirmed - like we didn't all know.
Oh god.. too much
I was just pondering if everyone famous ive ever admired was infact an absolute tool and your video popped up. I may have pee'd a little and almost choked on my cheese and digestives
Jimmy Saville, Gary Glitter, and Prince Andrew 😂
Were you not allowed to identify Lone Skum in this riveting news bulletin?
Oh dear! Awful news😢
Who is it now like!?
Superb as always. Hints of "The Onion" from 10+ years ago.
They used to run a ticker on the bottom of the screen with all kinds of hilarious news headlines like "Minnesota Woman Wins Worlds Ugliest Dog Owner Contest", or "Health Officials Urge Americans to do Something, Anything For 30 minutes A Day", or "Authorities On High Alert as Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congress", etc
You'd have to rewatch the entire video multiple times to catch the gems, and of course then point them out in the comments section.
I am surprised what Big Ears was up to with Noddy in such a little car and as for Little Weed and the Flowerpot Men in the shed at the bottom of the garden 🤔
At least Muffin the Mule was up front (?) and in plain sight.🤣
Rolf Harris 😭😭😭😭😭
🎶Two little boys, Had Two Little Toys🎶 🤣😂
"I'm Jake the peg, with my extra leg..." Hmm...🤔
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Awww noooo! Not another one, I used to love her/him/them; pound to a penny it’ll be (insert name here) next at this rate 😩
yay for larry ginika.
I have followed snooker for years but one of them said something i may disagree with if i come to a conclusion. So i am srnding back my autogrsphed balls.
Autographed Balls are our favourite band.
@@larryandpaul best album. Scribble on the scrotum. Inspirational. Appeared on the old grey whistle testicle.
At least Larry and Paul are decent folx!
For now...
these videos are the one bright spark in the day
Glad to be of help!
That’s fucking hilarious
Fank you! Please share!
I used to like John Cleeese until I found out that he makes Ghengis Khan look liberal.
Great 🤣
Which celeb? Many have done this?
Take you pick?!
@@larryandpaul Open the box!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rowling wrote alot about bullying and how it was bad. Now she bullies random people. A true saint.
Is that a Renault Phlegm parked on the street there?
Lovely 'fackin story!