Spider Man 2 Pizza Song but it gets way faster than it's supposed to

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2017
  • You are now lost in the cheesy vortex of terror, from which there is no escape. Good luck living. It's a very trippy experience.

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  • @IAMULKAIR
    @IAMULKAIR 4 года назад +10811

    This is what it looks like when an Italian goes into hyperspace.

    • @vex7778
      @vex7778 4 года назад +103

      thats racist

    • @ppfailure3
      @ppfailure3 4 года назад +173

      Entering a red, white and green hole

    • @crow_boi3387
      @crow_boi3387 4 года назад +191

      @@vex7778 I'm going to say the n-word

    • @vex7778
      @vex7778 4 года назад +37

      KingsWorth and company don't you dare say it

    • @vex7778
      @vex7778 4 года назад +35

      @@crow_boi3387 didn't say the full word, Chicken bok bok bok

  • @solidgoldleopold
    @solidgoldleopold 4 года назад +288

    The loading screen when you Fast Travel to Italy:

    • @absenceofham4247
      @absenceofham4247 3 года назад +6

      This is too good.

    • @chattenmetchad
      @chattenmetchad 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Railfan-uf9mw
      @Railfan-uf9mw День назад

      I ORDAH U TO GUUUOOOO WEEEE ARTREEE E EPAAXZZZINGJJ IN NG THE FFFLLAAAAAAVVGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMNAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE IIIIOTTTTTTTTT STTTOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP

  • @koichihirose466
    @koichihirose466 3 года назад +762

    My friend: "I had a dream where my crush kissed me and it was amazing! What was your dream last night?"
    Me: *"It's complicated."*

    • @fuego421
      @fuego421 2 года назад +3

      why not both?

    • @tf2spyclass09
      @tf2spyclass09 2 года назад +4

      Hello short guy

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage Год назад +5

      Pizza time

    • @TheBirb101
      @TheBirb101 Год назад +3

      Ok so my friend, to make it short, pizza vortex and really fast spiderman 2 pizza music, and a bunch of stress

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc Год назад

      is it that hard to explain that you went into pizza hyperspace

  • @someflatsoda9879
    @someflatsoda9879 3 года назад +457

    Whenever I'm going to be 5 minutes late, I turn this song on for motivation to speed up
    And that's how I went 48mph on my walk to school

    • @julieradcliffe9486
      @julieradcliffe9486 2 года назад +42

      And thats how i broke the sound barrier on foot, I set this to 2.0X speed
      and started running, my feet were literally catching fire but the urge for P I Z Z A overpowered all pain.

    • @Johnnaan
      @Johnnaan Год назад +16

      Dang you faster that Usain Bolt

  • @M3L0618
    @M3L0618 4 года назад +4877

    Peter turns to you,
    *“It’s pizza time”*
    You begin the descent.

    • @Thalia_Aquaticaa
      @Thalia_Aquaticaa 4 года назад +71

      Hey ive been going for a while can i get out or

    • @goatnorth1247
      @goatnorth1247 4 года назад +82

      @@Thalia_Aquaticaa no, there is no escape until you complete the descent and ascend into flavortown

    • @SundanceMLD
      @SundanceMLD 4 года назад +61

      Peter, where does this lead to?
      Peter: deeper into the vortexoli

    • @bearman129
      @bearman129 4 года назад +25

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    • @krisjinstark4843
      @krisjinstark4843 4 года назад +32

      @@goatnorth1247 *(muffled italian screaming)*

  • @centralintelligenceagency9003
    @centralintelligenceagency9003 5 лет назад +4285

    It was a dark day for all of mankind when Italy invented the warp drive.

    • @Jac_Dc
      @Jac_Dc 5 лет назад +197

      Without the garlic gellar field, pizza chaos and all its Italian daemons will haunt Terra

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 4 года назад +134

      They called him
      *The Pasta slayer*

    • @GhostLink92
      @GhostLink92 4 года назад +45

      TELL ME ABOUT PETER! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

    • @like31000
      @like31000 4 года назад +5

      I approve

    • @bigblockman11
      @bigblockman11 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @danielsantillanes6945
    @danielsantillanes6945 2 года назад +377

    This is not a minigame theme, this is a boss fight where you forgot to tip the delivery man and now you must pay for your sins.

  • @randybobandy4801
    @randybobandy4801 2 года назад +92

    The closest I’ve come to being divorced is when my wife was trying to talk to me while this was playing in the background and I couldn’t keep myself from laughing no matter how hard I tried to listen to her

    • @GoroAkechi_Real
      @GoroAkechi_Real 5 месяцев назад +7

      tbh so real for that. I aspire to have the kind of marriage where the only problems are goofy stuff like this, pizza time aggressively playing in the background!

  • @muhammadavatarmarvellian76
    @muhammadavatarmarvellian76 5 лет назад +4997

    When you put weed instead of oregano in the pizza.
    Edit : When you put cocaine instead of oregano in the pizza
    I read y'all comments lmao

  • @GooeyMoss
    @GooeyMoss 5 лет назад +12692

    I TOLD SIRI TO PLAY A RANDON RUclips VIDEO AND THIS APPEARED

  • @johnnyboi5003
    @johnnyboi5003 2 года назад +65

    "Go to bed or Mussolini will send you to the
    _P I Z Z A_ dimension"
    --Old Italian mother

  • @LMCScout
    @LMCScout Год назад +44

    It becomes even more glorious on 2x speed
    “With great power, comes great Pizza Time”

  • @ChaoticBastard
    @ChaoticBastard 4 года назад +2029

    Nobody:
    My parents driving to the airport 12 hours before our flight:

    • @edhh-yq8ty
      @edhh-yq8ty 4 года назад +14

      conor slevin underrated this needs more likes

    • @aidancommenting
      @aidancommenting 4 года назад +3

      @@edhh-yq8ty Agreed

    • @cyan789
      @cyan789 4 года назад +34

      @@edhh-yq8ty He used the Nobody meme, how can you say that

    • @frugallul
      @frugallul 4 года назад +33

      @@cyan789 would be a lot better without the nobody meme it's overused and garbage a this point

    • @heronumbertwo3171
      @heronumbertwo3171 4 года назад +4

      Remove the nobody

  • @mustbecolin
    @mustbecolin 5 лет назад +4980

    This is what anxiety sounds like

    • @colinhazel5140
      @colinhazel5140 5 лет назад +37

      You username is much more anxious to me... 👀

    • @hazelmoore2243
      @hazelmoore2243 5 лет назад +44

      Can confirm

    • @detran09
      @detran09 5 лет назад +24

      This is what Heaven sounds like

    • @walt6518
      @walt6518 5 лет назад +24

      @@detran09 heaven is secretly an anxiety hell

    • @ericx6969
      @ericx6969 5 лет назад +7

      It as bad as doing hw lol and going to school just gotta deal with it

  • @edna4070
    @edna4070 2 года назад +280

    As an half Spiderman and half Italian, i'm immune to this kind of hypnotize skill.

  • @sonicrunner1507
    @sonicrunner1507 2 года назад +71

    there isn't a song that can describe better how these past two years have felt like than this

  • @furfrenzy4299
    @furfrenzy4299 5 лет назад +2928

    I can now see a new color

  • @leggomyeggo5773
    @leggomyeggo5773 4 года назад +1591

    this is what peter was dreaming about when he got snapped

    • @DarkTophatiusSkeletius
      @DarkTophatiusSkeletius 3 года назад +35

      That makes his death even more sad, at least he is enjoying his infinite dreams 😓 😇

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 3 года назад +7

      @@DarkTophatiusSkeletius didn’t he come back?

    • @me-zc7pu
      @me-zc7pu 3 года назад +7

      John B he probably didnt watch it yet

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 3 года назад +4

      @@me-zc7pu oh well no spoiling this.

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 3 года назад +3

      @Flyin' Steve YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!

  • @ajclarke9189
    @ajclarke9189 Год назад +33

    “Buckle up, fellas… Looks like we’re going Spider-Man: Into the Pizza-Verse this holiday season.” - Peter Maguire

  • @novabearbear
    @novabearbear 2 года назад +41

    It gets to a point where I can no longer process it.

  • @ramonabdiel10
    @ramonabdiel10 5 лет назад +3276

    Note to self: Throw away those mushrooms in the kitchen

  • @macencominsky5038
    @macencominsky5038 5 лет назад +2131

    The new spider man into the italianverse looks great

  • @hoshi___________
    @hoshi___________ 2 года назад +59

    It's interesting when you consider the fact that whoever experiences the amount of force exerted on your body at 5:29 will actually be turned into a pizza.

  • @lyleslabyrinth21
    @lyleslabyrinth21 3 года назад +41

    Me: * taking a test *
    My last 2 braincells: *IT'S PIZZA TIME*

  • @RCT3Crashes100
    @RCT3Crashes100 4 года назад +1179

    RIGATONI, RAVIOLI
    *YOU'RE NOW TRAPPED IN THE VORTEXOLI*

  • @365DaysofRockNRoll
    @365DaysofRockNRoll 4 года назад +2111

    Me: *Plays this in a speaker*
    The demon i summoned:
    *P I Z Z A T I M E*

    • @blakewayside8517
      @blakewayside8517 4 года назад +4

      Well If it's a purple pillar dont even touch it or else your house will explode and maybe with you in it

    • @b-squad2185
      @b-squad2185 4 года назад +4

      * *P I Z Z A. T I M E*

    • @FlyingZard11
      @FlyingZard11 4 года назад +6

      @@b-squad2185 *LET'S KICK SHELL*

    • @yeetmymeat3364
      @yeetmymeat3364 4 года назад

      700 like

    • @janerichardson4886
      @janerichardson4886 4 года назад +9

      The demon:
      You just mama'd your last mia

  • @caulifunny
    @caulifunny 2 года назад +41

    The perfect song to play when you try to plug your charger in but you spend 5 minutes trying to put it in upside-down

  • @STARSINTHEWlND
    @STARSINTHEWlND 3 года назад +19

    this gives me boundless anxiety and sheer dread when i realized i was only 2 minutes in

  • @rileylongobardi1685
    @rileylongobardi1685 4 года назад +701

    This probably what an Italian acid trip looks like

  • @drasein
    @drasein 4 года назад +357

    So literally, Italian anxiety.

  • @thatuzikinnie6077
    @thatuzikinnie6077 3 года назад +33

    POV: You're falling down an endless hole in an Italian pizza place but instead of just darkness, it's an end less fall of wall pizza.

  • @memesandgames9661
    @memesandgames9661 9 месяцев назад +10

    When you realize the original composers name was peppino:

  • @Geck0GC
    @Geck0GC 4 года назад +412

    me: I'm going to be productive today!
    me instead of working:

    • @someonespecia123
      @someonespecia123 3 года назад +12

      especially with online school, i just listen to this instead of doing anything.

    • @beanconnoisseur5527
      @beanconnoisseur5527 3 года назад +1

      @@someonespecia123 ditto

    • @monstrousmoss
      @monstrousmoss 3 года назад +2

      it goes perfectly with the rising feeling of panic/dread that you get when you keep meaning to do something and then doing everything but the task you were aiming for

  • @WilTheNyanCharmander
    @WilTheNyanCharmander 4 года назад +825

    The Mediterranean sea: *exists*
    The Roman Empire:

    • @chaospacemarine8330
      @chaospacemarine8330 4 года назад +29

      >Mediterranea
      You mean the *MARE N O S T R U M*

    • @wadribrab4628
      @wadribrab4628 4 года назад +1

      @@chaospacemarine8330 heroes of Olympus reference?

    • @chaospacemarine8330
      @chaospacemarine8330 4 года назад +9

      @@wadribrab4628 It means "Our Sea" in Latin, and the Romans actually referred the Mediterranea as that with the annexation of Egypt and Seleucid Syria, AKA when they made the entirety of its coastline part of the Ager Romanum.

    • @wadribrab4628
      @wadribrab4628 4 года назад +1

      @@chaospacemarine8330 I know

    • @Mrpresident97
      @Mrpresident97 4 года назад

      @@wadribrab4628 4:28

  • @bruhperson459
    @bruhperson459 Год назад +6

    I love putting this on 2x speed and going into italian hyperspace

  • @seyiak
    @seyiak 3 года назад +19

    5:24 feels like my brain is gonna blow.

  • @n8v35
    @n8v35 4 года назад +713

    I’m sorry dominos, but my pizza has evaporated

  • @snmcfadden
    @snmcfadden 4 года назад +741

    So this is the reckoning that papa john was talking about.

  • @icansensemymothersdisappoi2954
    @icansensemymothersdisappoi2954 2 года назад +13

    It is currently 11:39PM and I'm sitting here watching Pizza Time memes yet again. What a time to be alive.

  • @sandran17
    @sandran17 11 месяцев назад +5

    Near the end of the video at x2 feels like youre about to witness a hole being punched though the fabric of reality with the power of italian cuisine.

  • @laurynaszukauskas325
    @laurynaszukauskas325 5 лет назад +651

    Mr Stark, my eyes don't feel so good

    • @LaserDawg
      @LaserDawg 4 года назад +19

      _gauntlet snaps_
      *dust falls out of eyeholes*
      *eyehole man appears*
      “I AM EYEHOLEMAN AND I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS ALLOWED TO HAVE EYEHOLES!!! GIVE ME THOSE EYEHOLES*

    • @davichoexe8597
      @davichoexe8597 4 года назад +5

      Laser Dawg literally no one laughed

    • @joogthefat979
      @joogthefat979 4 года назад

      *Youre scaring my family*

    • @BuglordSupreme
      @BuglordSupreme 4 года назад

      Lietuva

    • @yellowishgreengrass6544
      @yellowishgreengrass6544 4 года назад

      @@LaserDawg No

  • @novabear0
    @novabear0 5 лет назад +1269

    anyone: mentions pizza
    peter parker:

  • @Keith_semp
    @Keith_semp Год назад +8

    Peppino's head:

  • @ondrastehlikll.1948
    @ondrastehlikll.1948 2 года назад +4

    How Italians hypnotize you.

  • @sentinslerba4617
    @sentinslerba4617 4 года назад +837

    Senior students when they're late to class: It's okay, I'll just skip the class
    Freshmen when they're late to class: 3:18

  • @masteryodawhoisdummythicc1864
    @masteryodawhoisdummythicc1864 4 года назад +400

    I doubled the speed.
    Therefore, I have now ceased to exist.

  • @MrsSking123
    @MrsSking123 2 года назад +10

    Dude's tryna hypnotise me into being italian

  • @thatbrightorangefoxy7406
    @thatbrightorangefoxy7406 3 года назад +12

    America creates pizza hyper drive before italy
    Italians:
    "And i took that personaly"
    Loads shotgun
    "You've Ma Ma'd your last amia"

  • @pablom9467
    @pablom9467 4 года назад +680

    My girlfriend: lays her head on me
    My heart:

    • @Gunnerererer
      @Gunnerererer 4 года назад +7

      Pablo M like you have one hahhaha... wait. :(

    • @mattoryu
      @mattoryu 4 года назад +83

      So.. your heart is an endless spiral of pizza?

    • @helispark
      @helispark 4 года назад +39

      @@mattoryu ...Still better than being heartless

    • @mattoryu
      @mattoryu 4 года назад +8

      @@helispark Agreed

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2981
      @dwightd.eisenhower2981 4 года назад +31

      Yeah funny comment but, uh,
      What’s a girlfriend?

  • @fenn_fren
    @fenn_fren 4 года назад +497

    *Me:* whoa, that's pretty fast
    *Also me:* looks at video time
    _3 minutes still left_

    • @isaaceshleman2833
      @isaaceshleman2833 4 года назад +6

      You made me check how much time is left... Three minutes. Time-hacker!

    • @criticalhit7462
      @criticalhit7462 4 года назад +1

      I did check and there was 3 minutes left

    • @pearlo3752
      @pearlo3752 4 года назад +1

      same

    • @qubethebox9192
      @qubethebox9192 4 года назад +3

      Yea that’s pretty fast.
      **not even halfway*
      **screams*

    • @leonsalgeuro
      @leonsalgeuro 4 года назад

      WH- HOW

  • @slimegremlin2304
    @slimegremlin2304 3 года назад +8

    POV: It's not coming home

  • @Bobcat205
    @Bobcat205 Год назад +3

    Italian scientists test out their prototype for the hyperdrive, 2099 (colorized)

  • @shirouthehero696
    @shirouthehero696 4 года назад +1011

    When you *really* have to use the bathroom, but a member of your family is hogging it

    • @idontexist1184
      @idontexist1184 4 года назад +3

      Liked at 69 likes. Now it’s 70. :)

    • @themanman7642
      @themanman7642 4 года назад +6

      The pizza vortexizza iszza thezza familyzza memberzza

    • @thememery767
      @thememery767 4 года назад +20

      tick
      tock
      tick
      tock
      *tick*
      *tock*
      *tick*
      *tock*
      *TICK*
      *TOCK*

    • @MALware7170
      @MALware7170 4 года назад +4

      piss and shit down the garbage disposal duh

    • @bombardo183
      @bombardo183 4 года назад +1

      Get fucked chris

  • @normalperson6105
    @normalperson6105 4 года назад +598

    Bowling alley screen whenever you get strike:

  • @alexroy7695
    @alexroy7695 3 года назад +3

    POV: you ate mushrooms on your pizza

  • @BigBoy42623
    @BigBoy42623 3 года назад +10

    just slap this on when you got a paper due in 3 minutes and it spices the mood up

  • @kidkitkat1619
    @kidkitkat1619 4 года назад +343

    When you finally out pizza the hut

    • @xanethedarkwerehog
      @xanethedarkwerehog 3 года назад +4

      Hahaha good one

    • @StandardHypocrite
      @StandardHypocrite 3 года назад +13

      Successfully out pizza'd the hut
      Teleporting to: *P I Z Z A L A N D*

    • @bridgetsawamura56
      @bridgetsawamura56 3 года назад +1

      top tier comment 👍

    • @saifuusuri
      @saifuusuri 3 года назад +3

      @@StandardHypocrite It's a punishment for knowing too much.

    • @Prod.Datboi
      @Prod.Datboi 3 года назад +4

      Wait that’s illegal

  • @yoda1037
    @yoda1037 4 года назад +648

    I'm starting to see faces in the pepperoni
    Mamma mia wahooo

    • @rookie9309
      @rookie9309 4 года назад +17

      Pls god help me

    • @qmjrq
      @qmjrq 4 года назад +13

      i thought i was the only one...

    • @scp-682dobevibing2
      @scp-682dobevibing2 4 года назад +9

      I swear that I saw the god damn Mona Lisa in the peoroni in the end there

    • @HuntressCody
      @HuntressCody 4 года назад +4

      That's just the sleep paralysis demons.

    • @steamstock-lx1pi
      @steamstock-lx1pi 4 года назад

      *pepperoni* sleep paralysis demons? where the heck do i sign up lmao

  • @ITz_Tahmid
    @ITz_Tahmid Год назад +2

    After watching this my room started floating

  • @macias7125
    @macias7125 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:17 Jimmy was trying to tell you he loves you but Chris decided to play copyrighted music

  • @byalmo91
    @byalmo91 4 года назад +756

    Italians migrating to America in the early 1900’s colorized.

  • @invalid_user_handle
    @invalid_user_handle 4 года назад +472

    My heart when:
    Resting: 0:00
    Walking: 1:00
    Running: 2:00
    When the pizza is at the table: 5:00

    • @joyce_rx
      @joyce_rx 4 года назад +19

      you must be the fastest man alive

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 года назад +4

      I'm have a hard time walking.. oh gee running is awful

    • @GunnarTobus
      @GunnarTobus 4 года назад +6

      He’s Spider-Man, not Flash.

    • @thunderface9128
      @thunderface9128 4 года назад +1

      christ almighty

    • @smichel869
      @smichel869 4 года назад +2

      Paper Towels I did

  • @MemeGuySky
    @MemeGuySky Год назад +2

    Lieutenant-a Luigi, activate-a the funicular drive!

  • @adrianlucianogoodwin-delga3445
    @adrianlucianogoodwin-delga3445 Год назад +3

    Used to blast this when I was delivery driver. Good old days 😢

  • @a.murillo4113
    @a.murillo4113 5 лет назад +732

    I feel like I’m both getting closer and farther from the bottom.

    • @quarth9396
      @quarth9396 4 года назад +35

      Wait waaiit. What the fuck, wait a second, waaaait. WAIT WHAT OMG

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 4 года назад +24

      Tell me... which is truly the top and bottom?
      Mind. Blown.

    • @JoeReMi123
      @JoeReMi123 4 года назад +21

      But what you don't know is...
      You're not falling.
      You're RISING.

    • @unsubscribefrommeplease7178
      @unsubscribefrommeplease7178 4 года назад +2

      WHERE IS THE BOTTOM????

    • @dramamine755
      @dramamine755 4 года назад

      A dolley zoom

  • @-NGC-6302-
    @-NGC-6302- 4 года назад +642

    I SET IT TO 2X SPEED AND I’M GOIN INTO THE FUTURE OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @He.is.George_Fox
      @He.is.George_Fox 4 года назад +22

      AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........

    • @Galactic613
      @Galactic613 3 года назад +17

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.......

    • @aperson-vy8yh
      @aperson-vy8yh 3 года назад +18

      HERRP ME OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ncrveteranranger4454
      @ncrveteranranger4454 3 года назад +11

      DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........
      ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT......

    • @Hyperandom
      @Hyperandom 3 года назад +12

      AHGITCHOF8TFU0GODYOVY9FJPVOYSYLV69EOPGIPE69RPYD5IFILDRIDYOTIDI5YIDTODO6DYODYOSLUDYODPUS5IDP7DYOF6ODPURUPFOUFUOFOYDPUFO6DULDOYCOYDILDTIDOUDYIX5IDULDTIDULDOYCOYDUPDTIC7PSYPD5IDUPDOOFOYCYPFYOF7PDYOD6OFTIDYODYODUODTOD8PXYODOYXOUDOYD

  • @kylercole2834
    @kylercole2834 Год назад +1

    In my head, spider man is in the milenium falcon going into hyperspace trying to deliver a pizza

  • @gabeiscooliguess
    @gabeiscooliguess 3 года назад +4

    Italian kids when they forget to do homework: 3:00

  • @octotruman2541
    @octotruman2541 4 года назад +1110

    When there’s only 1 minute left until the customer doesn’t have to pay for the pizza.

    • @onionbot2
      @onionbot2 4 года назад +18

      the video be 5 and a half minutes long

    • @steveishere8808
      @steveishere8808 4 года назад +57

      Onion Bot
      When there’s only 5 and a half minutes left until the customer doesn’t have to pay for the pizza.

    • @onionbot2
      @onionbot2 4 года назад +4

      thas more like it

    • @GODofTimewaste2
      @GODofTimewaste2 4 года назад +25

      @@onionbot2 are you implying pizza delivery guys don't violate spacetime to deliver on time?

    • @onionbot2
      @onionbot2 4 года назад +2

      absolutely

  • @SpectralUmbreon197
    @SpectralUmbreon197 4 года назад +659

    Me: "I have Calculus homework due tomorrow. I better get started on it"
    Also Me:

    • @memetron6327
      @memetron6327 4 года назад +15

      Your integration with pizza realm is complete

    • @34p18
      @34p18 4 года назад +17

      Simultaniously represents how you were procrastinating AND the soundtrack playing in the background when you're rushing to finish it before the teach takes it up

    • @Imdyinginsideplzhelpme
      @Imdyinginsideplzhelpme 4 года назад +7

      Pizza time is more important

    • @bonsonwong
      @bonsonwong 4 года назад +3

      this pizza just doesnt allow you to integrate it, its even scarier than asymtotes

    • @SpectralUmbreon197
      @SpectralUmbreon197 4 года назад +3

      @@bonsonwong The pizza spiral is continuous, but it's definitely not differentiable

  • @Some_Guy_ontheNet
    @Some_Guy_ontheNet 21 день назад +1

    You're a kid and it's dinner time on Friday:

  • @ooocool
    @ooocool Год назад +2

    what pepino sees when going into lap 2

  • @JakeABoi
    @JakeABoi 4 года назад +632

    “Did I ever tell you the definition...Of insanity?”

    • @rocksandwiches
      @rocksandwiches 4 года назад +43

      It's eating the same pizza over and over and expecting a different taste.

    • @construtus3419
      @construtus3419 4 года назад +12

      “You would be crazy if you didn’t”

    • @NyscanRohid
      @NyscanRohid 4 года назад +9

      This comment says a lot about society.

    • @skelebro._.2128
      @skelebro._.2128 4 года назад +10

      Did I Ever Tell You The Definition... Of Pizzanity?

    • @thealbumenthusiast6442
      @thealbumenthusiast6442 4 года назад +1

      Far cry 3 nice

  • @EllRiver
    @EllRiver 4 года назад +640

    Me as a kid: "Man I hate this mini game"
    Me as an adult: "More pizza time!!!!"

  • @toasteroven8588
    @toasteroven8588 7 месяцев назад +1

    2001: A Pizza Odyssey
    "Dave, you have seven and one half minutes."

  • @julieradcliffe9486
    @julieradcliffe9486 2 года назад +2

    The microwave pizza pocket is going TOO fast...
    Why do you hear PIZZA TIME in your head..
    "Welcome to the pizzaverse" a familiar voice says.

  • @ClassifiedRanTom
    @ClassifiedRanTom 5 лет назад +2133

    Now make a 30 minute version so I can listen to as I deliver these pizzas.
    The 29-minute guarantee is a promise, man.

    • @mrbraxton
      @mrbraxton 4 года назад +26

      At that point, it’s just
      FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREWEEEEEEEEBRANANANAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREWEEEEEEEEEBRANANANAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @bradlauk1419
      @bradlauk1419 4 года назад +32

      Pizza Time!

    • @IvailoStoychev
      @IvailoStoychev 4 года назад +78

      *Me: Lives 1000 kilometer from the pizza place*
      *Pizza guy: Fuels the Concord*

    • @ShiroNoOokami
      @ShiroNoOokami 4 года назад +47

      29 minutes or less, or your delivery guy's head explodes

    • @somerandom7672
      @somerandom7672 2 года назад +12

      @@IvailoStoychev *Doesn't get a tip*

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 4 года назад +244

    I feel like I’m entering 4th dimensional Italian space

  • @professionalvr
    @professionalvr 10 месяцев назад +2

    The Doctor Who opening time vortex, but with pizza.

  • @ZylethXenocian
    @ZylethXenocian 3 года назад +1

    So this is what Dante saw on his way down the layers of Inferno...

  • @youtubewanderer3347
    @youtubewanderer3347 3 года назад +1095

    Perfect theme to listen to while staring at the ceiling at 3 AM rethinking my life choices

    • @tyredmechanic290
      @tyredmechanic290 3 года назад +9

      What do you mean by that? Who've you been talking to about me??

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 2 года назад +6

      Thats... What I'm doing

    • @cenahaha5275
      @cenahaha5275 2 года назад +5

      I play it to keep the microwave on this is 3am music

    • @izzygenie6312
      @izzygenie6312 Год назад +4

      BRO IT'S 2AM AS OF ME MAKING THIS COMMENT LOL!

    • @foxyprorr
      @foxyprorr Год назад +2

      you're welcome.

  • @TheDarthvader14
    @TheDarthvader14 4 года назад +962

    Lonestar: "what the heck was that?"
    Barf: "the Italians. they've gone to pizza."

    • @Gameplay_006
      @Gameplay_006 3 года назад +20

      Golden space balls reference

    • @jbrad2529
      @jbrad2529 3 года назад +9

      Quality comment

    • @GVNRND
      @GVNRND 3 года назад +20

      Prepare Ship For
      L U D I C R O U S S P E E D

    • @xXx3OOOv2
      @xXx3OOOv2 3 года назад +1

      You win.

    • @drdan6443
      @drdan6443 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @keirduigy
    @keirduigy 2 года назад +2

    This is how you hypnotise an Italian

  • @monkeylegs
    @monkeylegs Год назад +3

    My Drink? Wheres my drink! DONT TELL ME YOU FORGOT THE DRINK!

  • @NightcoreChase
    @NightcoreChase 3 года назад +2673

    I didn't order pepperoni on my pizza.

  • @BoyBlue713
    @BoyBlue713 4 года назад +674

    After a while I thought I saw faces in the Pepperoni's
    This drove me insane

    • @masterboa6321
      @masterboa6321 3 года назад +21

      I saw the laughing JJJ face

    • @Sophiii1232
      @Sophiii1232 3 года назад +6

      I either see Peter griffin or the all alone face

    • @CrazeDaCool
      @CrazeDaCool 3 года назад +7

      In some of the pepperonis I saw the letter F

    • @itcouldntgetworse
      @itcouldntgetworse 3 года назад +4

      It's a subliminar message

    • @The1MetaKnight
      @The1MetaKnight 3 года назад +2

      I saw JFK

  • @bobafett6174
    @bobafett6174 3 месяца назад +1

    You’ll never catch not when I crack it into maximum Italian drive

  • @schism_9893
    @schism_9893 Год назад +2

    I used this as a timer for Peter Englert's Pizza Delivery missions in Death Stranding, and I made it with fifty seconds left to spare

  • @michaeltenenbaum8450
    @michaeltenenbaum8450 5 лет назад +227

    “My God... it’s full of Pizza”
    -David Bowman
    2001: A Space Odyssey

  • @Constructivecynicism
    @Constructivecynicism 4 года назад +824

    It's like falling into a black hole, but with pizza.

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 4 года назад +22

      Pizza so dense that it collapses onto itself and sucks everything into its pepperongularity.

    • @h2no456
      @h2no456 4 года назад +10

      The naturally bread pizza vortex.
      Its dimensions are 15218 Nw and 63012937 IdU.
      Every wsqhour it accelerates about 2976255450 Wm.

    • @EmeraldDragonfly57
      @EmeraldDragonfly57 4 года назад +4

      I'd love to fall in that black hole.

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng 4 года назад +14

      and Spaghettification occurs

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 года назад +4

      Half as painful and twice as delicious

  • @IHJello
    @IHJello Год назад +1

    You eventually see the pizza breathe and then ultimately take its last breath.

  • @pepepaletas12321holaporqueno
    @pepepaletas12321holaporqueno 2 года назад +3

    Pov: the italian mafia kidnapped you

  • @theboneyardstation
    @theboneyardstation 5 лет назад +485

    **P I Z Z A O V E R D R I V E**

    • @808gawd2
      @808gawd2 5 лет назад +12

      Panic Station ayy a jojo reference

    • @onomison5140
      @onomison5140 5 лет назад +7

      IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

    • @DisneyDude1928
      @DisneyDude1928 5 лет назад +1

      HYAH

    • @aepheixa
      @aepheixa 4 года назад +4

      JOJO REFERENCE????

    • @danmcguire3201
      @danmcguire3201 4 года назад +3

      You'll never catch me, Spiderman! Not until I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!

  • @greencheeses
    @greencheeses 4 года назад +81

    the pizza delivery guy when he is running out of time to deliver the pizza

    • @weirdnerp5217
      @weirdnerp5217 4 года назад +1

      Your profile pic is everyone's experience watching especially on x2 speed

  • @Enxiosity
    @Enxiosity Год назад +1

    When someone breaks your headphones and buys you AirPods, so you break their legs and buy them a wheelchair.

  • @simple_spud7613
    @simple_spud7613 2 года назад +2

    The Domino's man on his way to quit after Mr Beast ordered a pizza on top a mountain:

  • @desi9757
    @desi9757 4 года назад +221

    5:28
    *when you find out the manager job is now open in work at a pizza place on roblox*

    • @raksiie558
      @raksiie558 4 года назад +3

      yes.

    • @octotruman2541
      @octotruman2541 4 года назад +3

      Nostalgia

    • @Vyrulence
      @Vyrulence 4 года назад +6

      5:31 is when a disgusting, annoying rat gets to the manager chair first

  • @thenever-tollingbell8230
    @thenever-tollingbell8230 4 года назад +144

    This song is triggering my fight or flight and I’m only 30 seconds in

  • @april_artifex2757
    @april_artifex2757 Год назад +3

    I din't expect to actually start feeling sick, now I can't eat my pizza...

  • @beanng6310
    @beanng6310 2 года назад +3

    i feel like im contracting dementia