Can I start getting excited for next product, or since I'm asking a question am I now going to be labelled as an istaphobazi who literally commits genocide against gerbils?
It was so strange how quickly and casually Mae decided to not do her vengeance quest anymore. It was like she changed her mind about which restaurant to go to after work!
The same way some jedi fall completely to the Darkside after one evil act! This is not the first time we see drastic personality changes in Star Wars, hell even Bastila was redeem by the power of love.
I'll give you a hint who the "Sith Lady" is. She's featured prominently in all the marketing material. Is most known for going "Yaaasss", is credited in 6 episodes and they've made a big deal about the "thread push" trick she does.
*The best ending for the Acolyte would be to show Yoda waking up startled to realize the whole thing was just a nightmare without ever actually taken place.*
Wow, so that’s what Ki-Adi-Mundi looked like at age… -26? Wait… Born 93BBY, died during order 66 in 19 BBY, making him 74 at the time of his death. Acolyte is supposed to be 100 years before the rise of the empire. If the empire rose in 19BBY, that means what we’re watching in the Acolyte is happening in 119BBY. I checked IMDB and confirmed the character we saw is in fact Ki-Adi-Mundi. So, I guess all I can say is, he looks very mature considering the fact that he won’t be born for another 26 years. Or I’m just terrible at math, I don’t know. 🤷🏻
@JS-td8yp except his species is canon, thus the lore surrounding should also be brought forward for canon as well. (Especially when it is in the RoTS guide book, which is canon).
@@JS-td8ypcompleyely false since they canonized e-wings, Skorpenek droids and phase 3 dark troopers (as terribly as these retards could've, but they still did) so for intents and purposes, that piece of lore could be canon
Crazy I checked wookiepedia last night and they had his birth date clearly stated on it. Now this morning it’s erased with only his death date, with the new added lore to it
@@brandonjordan4596 bad writing leads to probabilities some say to be unnatural. Expectations for this show are so low they’re burning in hell. Hate being disappointed by this franchise constantly.
Could he fly? Bro I swear star war in general has a horrible power-lore issue but like so far The second sister can slightly float Leia can fly thru space And now the Master can basically float/fly The force/thread is all over the place since disney got it
That Leslye Headland hired Rebecca Henderson for such a main high paid role is the definition of corruption, cronyism, and show all they ever complained about was NEVER about justice, morality, truth and ALL about spite, greed, evil plans.
Hmmmm, I dunno. I think seeing Mitch McConnell having a stroke and then falling off of a 4 story parking structure while flopping around like a fish in mid air would have more style and grace
Ki Adi Mundi: “impossible, the Sith where extinct for a millennia, tho… there was that one case once with a couple of Jedi missing a century ago…” The whole council: “I’m sry, what?!” Ki Adi mundi: “uhh nothing”
The Acolyte is Saul Goodman whose walked into a Star Wars set, has convinced himself and maybe two other people that he's actually a sith lord or something, so they gave him the part because he just wouldn't leave.
I absolutely love the entire first minute of this. You’ve gone from being indifferent-ish about the first two episodes, to absolutely despising the third one, to just laughing your ass off at this one. The three stages of depression for Star Wars fans during the sequel trilogy 😂
@young9869 i understand that but thats also not what happened in this case, the second TLJ started to get hate he backtracked and then deleted his review
I'm not defending the show, it's crap, but I do like the Sith helmet. It looks old and worn, like it's an ancient relic from the era of the old republic. I wouldn't say the Sith was flying, but rather floating to the ground using the force.
"Okay, this shouldn't be a problem. You Jedi can fly, right? So just fly us out of here already." "We can't fly. Some of us can levitate-" "Same difference!" "-but it's a complicated thing to do, and difficult under stressful situations." "So you're telling me you can only fly when you don't need to? What good is that, exactly?" ― Affie Hollow and Dez Rydan.
It is so pathetic that a RUclipsr made a Vader fan film that is far superior to 90% of the Star Wars content that a multi billion dollar company can muster.
Bro star wars has made this man a multimillionaire. Be greatful for what you had/have .. its been 20 years since star wars was decent. Accept the tiktok times we are in.. literally nothing is good anymore its part of ageing
At first I honestly watched this trying to give it a chance. At first I thought the plot had some potential. But it’s just mind blowing how bad it is and it’s even more mind blowing that they allowed this. There is so much stuff that just doesn’t make sense even from a logical stand point lol. But they blame the fans for this mess they wrote.
It was the best and amazing 😍😍😍❤ was better than the old one's..move on people.. woke Star wars are the way.. people need to get over it 😀... jokes 😅😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉❤ it was crap
@@nnnnndddd Phantom Menace is like high class art compared to Acolyte. Not sure how or why you’d fall asleep to it. I fell asleep after the first 2mins of Acolyte episode 2
The assistant guy’s name is Qimir. It’s pronounced “Ki-meer,” as in “Chimera,” a creature that is a hybrid of many things hidden within one beast. He’s the Smilo Ren character disguised as a regular person.
8 Jedi including a Master Jedi, and 1 force sensitive are all together, and absolutely none of them can sense through the force in the slightest bit, another master Jedi whom many of them already know personally and presumably have a connection to, nor sense a powerful dark side force user that is hiding up in a tree a few feet away from them. So all these long time expert force users are so inept they require the assistance of a bloodhound alien. It is obvious that the people writing and directing this episode have never seen Star Wars. What a complete and total shit show.
If he’s a sith then he would clearly be able to mask his presence… palpatine did the same + more in front of half the council, in his office covered in sith artifacts. That’s not an issue The premise of 4 Jedi being hunted down 1 by 1 is actually quite interesting. It’s not Andor level writing , it’s not book of boba bad, it feels obi wan averageness with n extra shiny budget. And as for the nigthsister coven, ofc they have a wonky view of the force. They’re some tiny dark side inspired coven. “Thread” stuff is canonically nonsense!!! (:
@jacksonboardman386 I understand, but keep in mind that just because one very powerful sith lord (Palpatine) was able to mask his presence from the jedi council 100 years later, does not mean that all dark force users before and after him can perfectly hide their presence always, even from a group of experienced Jedi. It just doesn't add up. The more likely explanation is, a hack writer wrote the episode who has never watched Star Wars, but instead just read some prequel talking points that some PA printed out. Hey man, I wanted this show to be good also, really, but the reality is the writing is just absolute trash.
Unfortunately it doesn't matter if something has happened before. The only thing that matters is if it happens IN THIS SHOW, then people have to rage and laugh and call it trash. It doesn't matter what that thing is. Every aspect of the show has to be torn apart, because that's what 'fans' do.
As if it wasn't obvious from the first episode, the sterling writers of this show literally had him out himself in dialogue, like an incompetent boob, because we the audience have one braincell to go around between us.
@@RedheadJack There's a short scene of dialogue between squirrely guy and Mae, on the way to the wookie. I can't remember the exact wording, but Mae says something about her master, criticising something about him, and Squirrely goes to argue with her saying 'I didn't-' or something, before stopping himself. I'd have to watch it again to recall the exact wording and I honestly don't know if I want to.
''Flying sith''!? has this guys seen Star wars Clone wars - dooku was levitating the say way in that epic show. ''but that was a 2d animation'' - sooo? sooooo? it was incredibly good
@@hans0to lol, litarally schoolyard level of a responce -''uhuh , you have the l take'' - bruh can u be more pathetic, come on I know u can, go ahead , be a little baby
@@hans0to schoolyeard level of a responce , simply pathetic. Tartakovski is a genius lvl animator/director, clone wars is universally beloved , it was the basis for The Clone wars, and also did the heavy lifting in terms of bridging the gap between ep2 and 3 back in the day when these came out.
@@samalfiiiiWrong Again. Mundi clearly said “The Sith have been extinct for a millennium” This show is already contradicting that by having mundi appear and being an active Jedi aware of Mae’s actions.
@@hydra8845 How convenient for the writing that somebody using a red lightsaber and probably the dark side isn't a Sith in this very specific case where Kath Ani Mundi is present. Shill response, how do you have any trust that Disney put any thought into what they're making?
Force users slowing their fall isnt that bad. We've seen that countless times. Kanan did it in Rebels, Anakin slowed his fall to land on Zam Weasel's speeder, it happened in Jedi Survivor too.. etc
Someone on Twitter has Qimir as the apprentice and that he’s training an acolyte to help him over throw Tenebrous…. I could rock with that but unlikely
Why is ki-adi-mundi in this episode ffs…he was literally the one who said that the sith haven’t been seen in a millennia in the prequels? On top of that I’m sure he is not even meant to be born yet wtf is going on😂
@RaphSlays bro just go watch it again, man definitely slowed himself, also I know I'm referencing another game but fuck it, in BF2 when u jump with Luke and Vader etc they float down, so I don't see a problem with this geezer "floating" down it makes sense
@flaviomonteiro1414 that's what I'm saying, tackle fuckface Mundi being in the show, the twins creation, fire in the coven, sith being seen 100 yeara before TPM, hiding shit from the High Coucil or mae just doing a full 360 and going from murdering 2 jedi masters to guru goody goodie, this is the wrong thing to be going in on
If this fits into their agenda...then Asian dude has to be the Sith, or any man in the show... Coz it's so damn obvious that the writer try to say women don't need men~~ women are fine on their own, and men just destroy everything.
@@matthewmosier8439 Most of star wars media main characters are male. Even Disney era, The Mandolorian Book of Boba Solo Obi Wan Rebels The bad batch Andor
Haven't seen how they did it in the Acolyte, but in the 2003 animation Dooku simply slowed his descent with the force. he wasn't flying, it was more like a slo-mo force jump.
The Acolyte is difficult to watch, and so far disappointing for sure...but I am trying not to hate it, and I am analyzing things. I don't think the Sith (or whatever that is) was flying...it think it was jumping down from a tree, and used the force to slow the fall (which is what I think Mace Windu did when he fell out of Palpatine's window, and he is still alive :). We've seen Luke make some crazy high jumps using the force...Yoda too! I think it is reasonable that Force users could use the Force to slow the decent. Also, we see a lot of fear in these Jedi...and a lot of arrogance. We are used to seeing Jedi like Obi Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Qui-Gon Jinn, and others who understood how fear can trap jedi and cause them to self destruct. I mean...the whole damn Jedi council was completely blindsided by Palpatine and his apprentices, and Palpatine was able to carefully craft a culture of arrogance and fear in the Jedi but I don't think it started with him. I think that for generations that culture of arrogance and fear was being cultivated by the hidden Sith Lords and their apprentices. We might be seeing the beginnings of that in the Acolyte. They are so arrogant that they believe they can train an older child (Osha and Anakin),. They are so arrogant and fearful that they allowed themselves to become soldiers instead of peace makers...falling right into a self destrictive path. And now in the Acolyte we are seeing the Jedi taking things on for themselves and not taking things to the Jedi council...and again falling into a trap...one created by guilt and fear! Twins and force dyads seem to be a thing in Star Wars. Luke and Leia were twins...and even before Leia was trained in any force usage, she was doing force things like feeling and communicating with Luke. It sucks that the acting and the writing is so bad...but I think I can see where they are going with this. I am not sure that I will be able to watch the whole thing...we'll see.
Watch the bugs come back to save the day later when lightsabers are drawn. Thats the entire purpose of the bug scene. To show that they're drawn to light.
That would be too cool of a twist for the show first of all, and even if that was true, it would fall flat and be so wasted because the build up to that reveal would have been lackluster.
I mean i remember dooku casually levitating in 2003 CW, not to mention levitating during meditation, feels a bit nick picky honestly. Don't get me wrong the show is bad but that was actually fine, not like this is Reys bs force healing or anything and it's not like he is zooming around the battlefield. Also a lot more believable then the inquisitors helicopter flying.
The part that got me was when the padawan said “they saw the wookie vanish into the forest and never came back”. Immediately afterward, Sol looks into the forest and says “He is in there”. Oh you don’t say?
It's more how exaggerated everything is, from two girls being pooped out by the force to Sith floating around when that had rarely been seen in Lucas's movies. Note the Disney trend
THEORY: The epic duel that we are waiting for in the next episode will get shut down by the crazy bugs that are attracted to light. Therefore we won't get an epic showdown.
they need more setup with the potion maker to give it a good execution. he seemed added specifically to give this show a bad guy. Say if this character was introduced in another series just as a side, and now in this show is not only a focus but also revealed to be the acolyte would be pre cool
He would have to learn how to write and direct first. And also brush up on SW lore since he doesn’t understand the difference between Lore and EU lore.
2:52 grown man can't justify his criticisms so he instead decides to bring up something irrelevant that contradicts other arguments he's made in the past
It's a great time to be a Sci fi fan, Star Wars has the Acolyte, Star Trek has... The best they can do is Strange New Worlds, and Doctor Who has the crying Doctor who can no longer make hard decisions like an authority figure. Can't wait until they bring back Stargate and piss on it in some fashion. Thanks writers, thanks for putting no effort into understanding your craft 👍
The Acolyte is a real breath of fresh ass
Had me at the first half, ngl lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅😆😆😆😅🤣😅😅😂😂
That is top 10 funniest comments I've read on yt lmao
Lmfao 🤣
Even the Grand Inquisitor couldn't watch Acolyte because two stomachs ain't enough to stomach this show
Singing:
two stomachs are better.
"Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product, Then Get Excited For Next Product"
The Nerd Crew is as accurate as the Disney garbage shills.🤣
@@derlich09there’s no such thing as “shills”
@SalAveNU that’s not a problem lol
Can I start getting excited for next product, or since I'm asking a question am I now going to be labelled as an istaphobazi who literally commits genocide against gerbils?
@@teamtundra2619 Shill spotted.
THE "SMILO REN" Thing gets me EVERYTIME!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Love that Mauler came up with that name 😂
@@jebblottin92 😀😃😄😁😆🙃🤪😝😪😪🤢🤢🤮🤮
@@jebblottin92he’s got some of the most hilarious one liners too
Nice try at starting a "name" for the villain. Too bad it's too corny to be funny 😁
@@Iacon40kI like Reylo, like Ben and Jolie. That arc is so corny. Those movies were slightly less awful than the Acolyte.
At this point people are waiting to see “osha I am your mother” 😂😂😂 “that’s impossible!” 🤣🤣
Literally
At this point that would be an upgrade honestly.
"I am your mother"
"YAAAAASSSSSS!"
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."
Lmao!Yaaaaas yaaaaaaaaas!
Ki-Adi-Mundi being their despite being born 40 years later is something special.
You assume that’s ki-aid-Munda?
I wouldn’t be surprised actually 😂
Same with Gandalf arriving in Middle-earth during the Second Age on Rings of Power.
@@Luke_Skvwalker credits
And that Cereans only live like 65 years...
@@Luke_SkvwalkerIt’s Kid-Adi-Mundi. Look at the credits
My theory is the Acolyte is the Stormtrooper who bumps his head in the original Star Wars. He seemed evil.
According to the wiki, he's apparently the same one Kenobi force tricks to not see his identification papers on Tattooine.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 maybe the bump on the head set him on the path to the dark side
My theory is that it’s the entire Sarlaac in disguise
He died when Anakin destroyed the Death Star.
That means Boba Fett is his apprentice, same origin story
It was so strange how quickly and casually Mae decided to not do her vengeance quest anymore. It was like she changed her mind about which restaurant to go to after work!
The same way some jedi fall completely to the Darkside after one evil act! This is not the first time we see drastic personality changes in Star Wars, hell even Bastila was redeem by the power of love.
I'll give you a hint who the "Sith Lady" is. She's featured prominently in all the marketing material. Is most known for going "Yaaasss", is credited in 6 episodes and they've made a big deal about the "thread push" trick she does.
Wonder who you're alluding to 🤔
I haven’t seen a single episode and even I know who you are talking about 😂
Yaaaasss 😂
I dont have a clue who you could be talking about (im lying)
Bad writing will always be, just that😂
*The best ending for the Acolyte would be to show Yoda waking up startled to realize the whole thing was just a nightmare without ever actually taken place.*
"Dumb and cringe, that witches chant was"
😂
Cope and seethe you RW trolls.
Love when Yondu dropped in with his classic: "I'm Mary Poppins y'all!!!"
Is he cool?
🤨😏Yeah man he’s cool.
I love that scene.
Goated comment
Yoda to Luke.
"He may have been your Father boy, but he wasn't your daddy"
That was the best part it's a Alien Easter egg
ITS MIGHTY MORBAN TIME
Wow, so that’s what Ki-Adi-Mundi looked like at age… -26? Wait… Born 93BBY, died during order 66 in 19 BBY, making him 74 at the time of his death. Acolyte is supposed to be 100 years before the rise of the empire. If the empire rose in 19BBY, that means what we’re watching in the Acolyte is happening in 119BBY. I checked IMDB and confirmed the character we saw is in fact Ki-Adi-Mundi. So, I guess all I can say is, he looks very mature considering the fact that he won’t be born for another 26 years. Or I’m just terrible at math, I don’t know. 🤷🏻
His birth year isn't canon. It's only ever been said in legends and it's a known fact that nothing in legends is canon.
@JS-td8yp except his species is canon, thus the lore surrounding should also be brought forward for canon as well. (Especially when it is in the RoTS guide book, which is canon).
@@JS-td8ypcompleyely false since they canonized e-wings, Skorpenek droids and phase 3 dark troopers (as terribly as these retards could've, but they still did) so for intents and purposes, that piece of lore could be canon
@JS-td8yp but he is Canon in 1-3 and the clone wars. So he himself is Canon so his birth and death are also canon.
Crazy I checked wookiepedia last night and they had his birth date clearly stated on it. Now this morning it’s erased with only his death date, with the new added lore to it
I bet the acolyte is that potion maker who stood in the trap and got hung upside down
They basically yelled it at us this episode. If it's not I will actually be surprised.
@@brandonjordan4596 bad writing leads to probabilities some say to be unnatural. Expectations for this show are so low they’re burning in hell. Hate being disappointed by this franchise constantly.
ye its ez to notice his hand gesture, with the force push at the end
@@brandonjordan4596 I thought the same thing
Mae is the Acolyte. The Master is the potion maker
S.W.I.N.O. = Star Wars In Name Only
Tell me you're a Godzilla fan without telling me
@@YEETMcSKEET69This reply has nothing to do with his comment
@@iDeathMaximuMII
When Roland Emmerich f***ed up Godzilla in 1998, Godzilla fans coined G.I.N.O
Godzilla In Name Only. It was coined in 1999 at GFest
@@YEETMcSKEET69 Its also widely used for RINO, republican in name only.
@@cognitivedisability9864
I just figured it would be something nerdy. Godzilla popped into mind first since that's my dipshit interest.
The Sith gliding is Lord Voldermort… mae is in procession of the philosophers Stone
You mean Lady Voldemort you misogynist.
An you are not in possession of an understanding of written English.
@@chiefyt9250 okay boomer
I loved the forest that people dare not venture into, because it is so dangerous, and then they have clear cut paths running through it.
At least Daggbough was an actual inhabited planet which would explain its strong force imprint
oh, just like LORD OF THE RINGS??
**goes outside and shouts: "this is so paking stupid!! waw!!**
Disney cares about a pronoun rat but not established lore
Literally 🤣
And that is why they fail.
@@TheCarnivorousChroniclesmore like u
@@ignaciomoreno9655nah
More like y’all
The acolyte isn't a murder mystery, it's a comedy
So true ahahaha 😂
No…comedies are supposed to be funny
@@KRobinson-ko1neIt Is very funny, just not the intended way
THEY FLY NOW!!!
2003 Dooku: “Am I a joke to you?”
That was my exact immediate thought
Could he fly?
Bro I swear star war in general has a horrible power-lore issue but like so far
The second sister can slightly float
Leia can fly thru space
And now the Master can basically float/fly
The force/thread is all over the place since disney got it
@@feedstacker He didn't fly; he jumped. At no moment did he remain floating or change direction in mid-air.
Darth Venamis, second apprentice of Tennebrous, was known to be able to levitate. So yeah, this checks out.
Episode sucked but the floating wasn’t far from lore
That Leslye Headland hired Rebecca Henderson for such a main high paid role is the definition of corruption, cronyism, and show all they ever complained about was NEVER about justice, morality, truth and ALL about spite, greed, evil plans.
Along with just plain nepotism.
This isn't flying. This is falling with style.
For those who don't get the reference it's from Toy Story
No style here
Hmmmm, I dunno.
I think seeing Mitch McConnell having a stroke and then falling off of a 4 story parking structure while flopping around like a fish in mid air would have more style and grace
A classic👍🏽👍🏽
84% on rotten tomatoes against a bunch of review bombers. I wouldn't call that a failure 😅
Ki Adi Mundi: “impossible,
the Sith where extinct for a millennia, tho… there was that one case once with a couple of Jedi missing a century ago…”
The whole council: “I’m sry, what?!”
Ki Adi mundi: “uhh nothing”
You’re missing the part where yoda says it’s possible they missed something
I loved the part where she said “it’s threading time!” and then proceeded to thread all over the place.
Im totally gonna say that when i have to thread pipe
I’m so tired of this joke
The flying thing, Dooku did that too in CW 2003, I liked that tbh.
Even just to turn off our brains and see something potentially cool, they kill the Wookiee off screen.
THEY WHAT!! Tell me they did not kill the wookiee
@@jamespickles8952 who gon tell him
It’s fine, we’ll see him fight his Jedi friends in a later episode through a flashback.
@@jamespickles8952Darth Gimp killed the wookie
Yeah because it's not like it would have been really freakin awesome to see a Jedi wookie in a fight
The Acolyte is Saul Goodman whose walked into a Star Wars set, has convinced himself and maybe two other people that he's actually a sith lord or something, so they gave him the part because he just wouldn't leave.
That's not a sith it's a Knot who uses the dark side of the thread
A KNOT 🤣🤣🤣
She defeated death by bending the thread to her will, she tied it tight in a infinity symbol, she is the bow tie.
Dark Windsor
How do I tie a dark noose?
Bro flying is the most realistic part of the show, at least they took Vaders floating from BF2 2005 lol
I absolutely love the entire first minute of this. You’ve gone from being indifferent-ish about the first two episodes, to absolutely despising the third one, to just laughing your ass off at this one. The three stages of depression for Star Wars fans during the sequel trilogy 😂
Nah
you realize that SWT liked the sequels.. then changed his mind once they got hate
@@MorgoYTOh my god! It's almost like...wait...it's almost like people can change their minds! 😱
@@iDeathMaximuMII so he changed his minds on the sequels right after people hated them and did a complete 180
@young9869 i understand that but thats also not what happened in this case, the second TLJ started to get hate he backtracked and then deleted his review
"That's my theory, my Star Wars Theory.." He said the thing!!!
It’s funny and sad to see Theory die more internally each week lol
I'm not defending the show, it's crap, but I do like the Sith helmet. It looks old and worn, like it's an ancient relic from the era of the old republic. I wouldn't say the Sith was flying, but rather floating to the ground using the force.
"Okay, this shouldn't be a problem. You Jedi can fly, right? So just fly us out of here already."
"We can't fly. Some of us can levitate-"
"Same difference!"
"-but it's a complicated thing to do, and difficult under stressful situations."
"So you're telling me you can only fly when you don't need to? What good is that, exactly?"
― Affie Hollow and Dez Rydan.
@@SpaceAmbientWhere is this from?
@@christiannoriega428 Levitation - Wookieepedia - Fandom
@@SpaceAmbient Is it from a book or something?
Im MARY POPPINS YALL!!!
Dooku did it first ahah
Is he cool? Hell yeah he is!
@@karamshahin2771 Dooku jumped, he did not fly...
@@The_Reality_FilterHe fell too … if you hadn’t noticed they were in a forest, he obviously jumped out of a tree …
@@The_Reality_Filter he levitated up and then floated down with the force to break his fall, 2nd sister did it too, it aint a big deal guys
I mean, they introduce a wookie as a Jedi, which is already super rare, and we don't even see him fight with a lightsaber? LOL
So Smile-O-Ren can be the twins mother underneath that mask the Sith Witch
smile-o-ren made me choke on my last piece of pizza mf !
“I am your mother” counting on it
The power of manyyyyyy
Or It's Dollar Tree Ezra Miller Jezra Triller
Smile-O-Ren name gives me the impression of a grinning sabre tooth tiger for some reason. Maybe because the name Smilodon.
It is so pathetic that a RUclipsr made a Vader fan film that is far superior to 90% of the Star Wars content that a multi billion dollar company can muster.
Yoda needed a chair to float, what a looser.
Looser.... seriously?
twist:
yoda is making the chair float all along.
“Bring out the gimp”
“He’s sleeping”
“Well I guess you’re gonna have to wake him up.”
I look forward to the Darth Jar-Jar reveal
Only possible way to recover this show
Not going to happen. That would actually be funny.
It will basically be a Darth Jar-Jar reveal. It’s obviously bumbling Qimir, who is the Sith Lord.
Bro star wars has made this man a multimillionaire. Be greatful for what you had/have .. its been 20 years since star wars was decent. Accept the tiktok times we are in.. literally nothing is good anymore its part of ageing
Im telling you, they want to say.."No, I am your birthing partner."
Are they going to do a : "I am your mother " moment
At first I honestly watched this trying to give it a chance. At first I thought the plot had some potential. But it’s just mind blowing how bad it is and it’s even more mind blowing that they allowed this. There is so much stuff that just doesn’t make sense even from a logical stand point lol. But they blame the fans for this mess they wrote.
Its mind blowing that you still think a Disney Star Wars show has potential 😂
@@Smj1303Andor, Mando?
It’s still Disney, they literally are the Anti Christ.
@@teekay1122 🥱
@LeoXtheArtist 🤦♂️
Lmao to that comment dooku didnt fly he floated down
I watched The Phantom Menace instead of this nonsense tonight. Attack Of The Clones next week! No more Acolyte for me after episode 3!
I tried to watch Phantom Menace after the two episode premiere. It was just so boring and cringey in comparison I fell asleep lol.
It was the best and amazing 😍😍😍❤ was better than the old one's..move on people.. woke Star wars are the way.. people need to get over it 😀... jokes 😅😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉❤ it was crap
Phantom menace dvd or vhs color grading is the best imo
I sewed my face to the carpet instead of watching. I figured it would be a much better use of my time and well wouldn't ya know it, it was!
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Phantom Menace is like high class art compared to Acolyte. Not sure how or why you’d fall asleep to it. I fell asleep after the first 2mins of Acolyte episode 2
The assistant guy’s name is Qimir. It’s pronounced “Ki-meer,” as in “Chimera,” a creature that is a hybrid of many things hidden within one beast.
He’s the Smilo Ren character disguised as a regular person.
8 Jedi including a Master Jedi, and 1 force sensitive are all together, and absolutely none of them can sense through the force in the slightest bit, another master Jedi whom many of them already know personally and presumably have a connection to, nor sense a powerful dark side force user that is hiding up in a tree a few feet away from them. So all these long time expert force users are so inept they require the assistance of a bloodhound alien. It is obvious that the people writing and directing this episode have never seen Star Wars. What a complete and total shit show.
Nah
@@teamtundra2619it's like you're in every comment section defending this shxt show. Do you get paid?
If he’s a sith then he would clearly be able to mask his presence… palpatine did the same + more in front of half the council, in his office covered in sith artifacts. That’s not an issue
The premise of 4 Jedi being hunted down 1 by 1 is actually quite interesting. It’s not Andor level writing , it’s not book of boba bad, it feels obi wan averageness with n extra shiny budget. And as for the nigthsister coven, ofc they have a wonky view of the force. They’re some tiny dark side inspired coven. “Thread” stuff is canonically nonsense!!! (:
@jacksonboardman386 I understand, but keep in mind that just because one very powerful sith lord (Palpatine) was able to mask his presence from the jedi council 100 years later, does not mean that all dark force users before and after him can perfectly hide their presence always, even from a group of experienced Jedi. It just doesn't add up. The more likely explanation is, a hack writer wrote the episode who has never watched Star Wars, but instead just read some prequel talking points that some PA printed out. Hey man, I wanted this show to be good also, really, but the reality is the writing is just absolute trash.
@@teamtundra2619 yaass YAASSSS
He floats down the same way Dooku floats down in the 2003 clone wars we all love so much
Unfortunately it doesn't matter if something has happened before. The only thing that matters is if it happens IN THIS SHOW, then people have to rage and laugh and call it trash. It doesn't matter what that thing is. Every aspect of the show has to be torn apart, because that's what 'fans' do.
@@alexp601 well said mate. That’s so true
“It was Qimir all along” 🎶
As if it wasn't obvious from the first episode, the sterling writers of this show literally had him out himself in dialogue, like an incompetent boob, because we the audience have one braincell to go around between us.
Not saying your wrong, i thought it was him since beginning of episode 2. But how did he out himself? @@Blisterdude123
@@RedheadJack There's a short scene of dialogue between squirrely guy and Mae, on the way to the wookie. I can't remember the exact wording, but Mae says something about her master, criticising something about him, and Squirrely goes to argue with her saying 'I didn't-' or something, before stopping himself.
I'd have to watch it again to recall the exact wording and I honestly don't know if I want to.
''Flying sith''!? has this guys seen Star wars Clone wars - dooku was levitating the say way in that epic show. ''but that was a 2d animation'' - sooo? sooooo? it was incredibly good
It wasnt
@@hans0to L take
@@Searibox yes your take is an L
@@hans0to lol, litarally schoolyard level of a responce -''uhuh , you have the l take'' - bruh can u be more pathetic, come on I know u can, go ahead , be a little baby
@@hans0to schoolyeard level of a responce , simply pathetic. Tartakovski is a genius lvl animator/director, clone wars is universally beloved , it was the basis for The Clone wars, and also did the heavy lifting in terms of bridging the gap between ep2 and 3 back in the day when these came out.
It's like they completely forgot that this is 100 years BEFORE everything we've seen in Star wars history....
Lightsaber training scene with all the wiggling had me on the floor "keep each movement tight yet subtle"
Welp so much for, "The sith have been dead for over a millennium."
Somebody posturing with a red light saber does not make them a Sith
@@samalfiiiiWrong Again. Mundi clearly said “The Sith have been extinct for a millennium” This show is already contradicting that by having mundi appear and being an active Jedi aware of Mae’s actions.
@@samalfiiii Not being seen for a millennium is not much different than not existing for a millennium.
@@hydra8845 How convenient for the writing that somebody using a red lightsaber and probably the dark side isn't a Sith in this very specific case where Kath Ani Mundi is present. Shill response, how do you have any trust that Disney put any thought into what they're making?
Mundi isn't even born for another 40 years.
Force users slowing their fall isnt that bad. We've seen that countless times. Kanan did it in Rebels, Anakin slowed his fall to land on Zam Weasel's speeder, it happened in Jedi Survivor too.. etc
i was trying so hard not to fall asleep this episode
i like your thinking on it being a witch, but my money is on the dude who is helping Mae!
When they were talking about "Family", I was literally expecting Dom and Letty to walk right in
Someone on Twitter has Qimir as the apprentice and that he’s training an acolyte to help him over throw Tenebrous…. I could rock with that but unlikely
It would be so good for Disney to let this happen
Sith Mary Pop’ins Is Dollar Tree Ezra Miller
A force user could fly using the force. They've jumped huge gaps before.
Why is ki-adi-mundi in this episode ffs…he was literally the one who said that the sith haven’t been seen in a millennia in the prequels? On top of that I’m sure he is not even meant to be born yet wtf is going on😂
The power of manyyyyyy
There is no FUCKING WAY Ki-Adi-Mundi is in this!
@@RobinMcBeth The power of one! The power of two!
Confused I am.
@@RobinMcBeth it is look at the credits bud
The acolyte is the potion maker… they trying to be funny and make him a goofy / scary villain .. reminds me of Tobi from Naruto
I hate this show but come on man he definitely waited in the tree line and then levitated down Vader Fallen order style
Vader jumped 😭 this guy was floating down ☠️
@RaphSlays bro just go watch it again, man definitely slowed himself, also I know I'm referencing another game but fuck it, in BF2 when u jump with Luke and Vader etc they float down, so I don't see a problem with this geezer "floating" down it makes sense
@@EmperorRaphSo what? Sith have always been able to slow their jump? Forget about Venamis, Dooku, and Vader literally in the OT?
Nah, this show has bigger problems than Smile-o-Ren using some known abilities.
@flaviomonteiro1414 that's what I'm saying, tackle fuckface Mundi being in the show, the twins creation, fire in the coven, sith being seen 100 yeara before TPM, hiding shit from the High Coucil or mae just doing a full 360 and going from murdering 2 jedi masters to guru goody goodie, this is the wrong thing to be going in on
If you had that 180 million budget you would probably make one of the best star wars shows
If this fits into their agenda...then Asian dude has to be the Sith, or any man in the show...
Coz it's so damn obvious that the writer try to say women don't need men~~ women are fine on their own, and men just destroy everything.
Nah, the sith will be the Yasssss Woman.
Every sith in every Star Wars movie has been a man. Now you have a problem with it?
@@kire132 When every main is a woman, then yes, that poses a problem
@@matthewmosier8439
Most of star wars media main characters are male. Even Disney era,
The Mandolorian
Book of Boba
Solo
Obi Wan
Rebels
The bad batch
Andor
@@kire132 because it's mainly male product, duh. should barbie focus on male characters?
I've heard that PABLO HIDALGO was lore advisor to this episode and DAVE FILLONI also was in the credits!
It's a trick industry, if you don't dance with the music you don't get work.
No wonder it sux
Its Qimir. He went and killed the wookie after Mae said she was going to flip on the Sith.
Someone was smoking something while writing this show!!!!
Where’s fat mace when you need him
😂😂😂
Haven't seen how they did it in the Acolyte, but in the 2003 animation Dooku simply slowed his descent with the force. he wasn't flying, it was more like a slo-mo force jump.
If you pause, the forearms are massive on Darth Smiley, so don't think he's a witch less he a super buff witch. Don't think I saw one like that
Could just be the stunt double. They did the same thing with Sabine in Ahsoka during her blind lightsaber training.
@@jimberjamber8540 nah in every still the forearms look male
@@johnthefro5718 Did you see Black Widow? Because they did the same with Taskmaster.
@@Mermiam yeah I saw, also none of taskmasters physical body was exposed and shown off with enough details, such as the dirt in Death Smiley's nails
They’re all super buff because they are strong independent women
We need screen shots of before and after for ki adi mundi wookipedia
Everyone will die, except the cone head Jedi who hasn’t been born yet
The Acolyte is difficult to watch, and so far disappointing for sure...but I am trying not to hate it, and I am analyzing things. I don't think the Sith (or whatever that is) was flying...it think it was jumping down from a tree, and used the force to slow the fall (which is what I think Mace Windu did when he fell out of Palpatine's window, and he is still alive :). We've seen Luke make some crazy high jumps using the force...Yoda too! I think it is reasonable that Force users could use the Force to slow the decent. Also, we see a lot of fear in these Jedi...and a lot of arrogance. We are used to seeing Jedi like Obi Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Qui-Gon Jinn, and others who understood how fear can trap jedi and cause them to self destruct. I mean...the whole damn Jedi council was completely blindsided by Palpatine and his apprentices, and Palpatine was able to carefully craft a culture of arrogance and fear in the Jedi but I don't think it started with him. I think that for generations that culture of arrogance and fear was being cultivated by the hidden Sith Lords and their apprentices. We might be seeing the beginnings of that in the Acolyte. They are so arrogant that they believe they can train an older child (Osha and Anakin),. They are so arrogant and fearful that they allowed themselves to become soldiers instead of peace makers...falling right into a self destrictive path. And now in the Acolyte we are seeing the Jedi taking things on for themselves and not taking things to the Jedi council...and again falling into a trap...one created by guilt and fear! Twins and force dyads seem to be a thing in Star Wars. Luke and Leia were twins...and even before Leia was trained in any force usage, she was doing force things like feeling and communicating with Luke. It sucks that the acting and the writing is so bad...but I think I can see where they are going with this. I am not sure that I will be able to watch the whole thing...we'll see.
Theory, this wasn't a watch party for episode 4 this was a woke wake, disney are incompetent.
What
Watch the bugs come back to save the day later when lightsabers are drawn. Thats the entire purpose of the bug scene. To show that they're drawn to light.
100% agree with you bro. What did I just watch.
Nah
The twins mother is alive. The big reveal will absolutely include the line, "I am your Mother."
$180 million dollar budget and the bigfoot from Harry and the Henderson's is a Jedi. Right.
More like the Jack Links Jerky Bigfoot finally got an audition😂
It’s a call back to the next most hated Star Wars show
@@panchogeorocks 🤣🤣
In the Plagueis book, they do talk about how some sith were able to fly and become invisible, so not out of the realm of possibility
He probably was the guide
That would be too cool of a twist for the show first of all, and even if that was true, it would fall flat and be so wasted because the build up to that reveal would have been lackluster.
I mean to be fair, in the 2006 CW we see Dooku flying like that
My pronouns: not caring/not watching.
02:05
"Smile'o Ren"!
OK, THAT'S FUNNY XD
I mean i remember dooku casually levitating in 2003 CW, not to mention levitating during meditation, feels a bit nick picky honestly. Don't get me wrong the show is bad but that was actually fine, not like this is Reys bs force healing or anything and it's not like he is zooming around the battlefield. Also a lot more believable then the inquisitors helicopter flying.
Theory praising the prequels but forgetting arguably the goofiest ability in force speed or whatever, so goofy that its never been brought up again.
@@11menziesAs a Kotor fan I love that ability 😂. But I agree with you'all, this show has bigger problems than "sith levitation".
The part that got me was when the padawan said “they saw the wookie vanish into the forest and never came back”. Immediately afterward, Sol looks into the forest and says “He is in there”. Oh you don’t say?
the floating sith thing is a weird thing to be mad at. There are a lot of other things which break canon to be annoyed by
It's mostly how it was shot. And it's easier to get annoyed at little things when the show has already pissed you off in other ways.
Was about to say this. This feels like hating to be hating.
It's more how exaggerated everything is, from two girls being pooped out by the force to Sith floating around when that had rarely been seen in Lucas's movies. Note the Disney trend
@t-raw4316 There are real things to hate in this show. Floating sith isn't one of them.
THEORY: The epic duel that we are waiting for in the next episode will get shut down by the crazy bugs that are attracted to light. Therefore we won't get an epic showdown.
Flying sith lord Darth Poltergeist!
bruh he doesnt deserve such a sick name... thats to good for disney writing...
The siths voice sounds like ultron from iron man
they need more setup with the potion maker to give it a good execution. he seemed added specifically to give this show a bad guy. Say if this character was introduced in another series just as a side, and now in this show is not only a focus but also revealed to be the acolyte would be pre cool
last scene was pretty bad ass imo
Uh buddy yoda never sensed any sith in any of the prequels lol
Could you imagine Theory getting 180 million to make the Vader fan fiction into a show? That would be EPIC!!!
He would have to learn how to write and direct first. And also brush up on SW lore since he doesn’t understand the difference between Lore and EU lore.
The hovering sith part was actually cool. And we seen it before in Visions episode 1 when the lady appears
Thank you! Like let’s criticize the show for actual flaws, not nitpick things like that
(Sees this video in my feed)
Me: "I've been looking forward to this."
2:52 grown man can't justify his criticisms so he instead decides to bring up something irrelevant that contradicts other arguments he's made in the past
He is completely media illiterate.
And yet you are on here watching
It's a great time to be a Sci fi fan, Star Wars has the Acolyte, Star Trek has... The best they can do is Strange New Worlds, and Doctor Who has the crying Doctor who can no longer make hard decisions like an authority figure. Can't wait until they bring back Stargate and piss on it in some fashion. Thanks writers, thanks for putting no effort into understanding your craft 👍
That ending was pretty cool tho.
I absolutely lost it when you mentioned how Plagueis and Tenebrous are around.. like even they are ignoring all of this nonsense