Theory's IMMEDIATE Reaction to the Acolyte Episode 7...
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Say it with me: money laundering
yeah considering they used most stock footage from episode 3, what the actual eff.
@@josephpasquarella2123 the power of money
Money laundering
More like 🍕 trafficking.
Probably
Revenge of the Sith = 114million
Acolyte = 180million
Difference? Order 66million!
@leagreenall5972 I mean, with inflation and wage increases, probably about the same. But the question still remains...what did they do with the other 179 million?
@@ddavidjeremynothing. Absolutely nothing.
Leslie Headland Blackmailing Bob Iger?
Would have liked this comment, but it has 66 likes
wont the acolyte be like 8 plus hours vs only 2 hours.
"I feel a strong attachment to a child I followed in the woods" - Sol, literally.
@@brandenbilodeau193 Sir, please take a seat.
Creepy attachment for no reason
@robertwicker4485 At first, we compared Sol to Qui-Gon... Now we compare him to Diddy.
Yeah, obviously Sol is in the show for Disney California Adventure Park employees to have a character they can relate themselves to.
@@dontbeasadsoulja DAMN 😆
"It's not about money. It's about sending a message."
Pile of $180m burning in the background.
Now I know why Darth Vader yells "no" at end of revenge of sith.. he was watching acolyte
Instead of anakin getting his body burned it’s his eyes melting watching the acolyte
Good one... not.
He yells no because Lucas added it in himself. True story
And when he picks up palpatine at the end of RoTJ he sees what will happen to star wars
Was that before or after he blew up the Death Star ?
I feel like I should owe Jar Jar Binks an apology.
I think we all do 😭
But what if you’ve always liked Jar Jar!?
Facts
No shit right? Damn.
Jar jar..we are sooooooooo sorry
Obi-Wan: I can't watch anymore. [deactivates hologram playing The Acolyte]
😂
Casual reminder that each episode of the Acolyte is basically a Godzilla Minus One budget.
There is no real reason for Sol to like Osha so much. Nothing really shows why he should be so attached to her. The Phantom Menace actually gets this point right. Qui-Gon actually had time to get to know Anakin, talk to Shmi and see how Anakin was resilient and kind. He grew impressed with how Anakin showed Jedi abilities and wanted to help him. In this Sol just sees Osha and decides he's obsessed with her. They try to add something with how Sol wanted a Padawan but it's just not explained.
I get what ure saying but they may have had to edit his dialogue down a lot since the actor only learned how to speak English like a few months before the show… not defending in anyway just a thought lol
@@stephensoda2379 Fair enough,l definitely get that. Lee Jung Jae is still doing a remarkable job considering. I wish they’d at least shown him interacting with her or at least something showing him learning about her personality. My issue is that he just sees her and decides “That’s her, that’s my Padawan!”
he's a pdfile simples
A grown male Jedi talking about he has a connection with a female child and wants her to come with him. Remember Jedi can’t have connections. Just yuck.
Nah, they just didnt have the dialouge. These showrunners get 0 benefit of the doubt@@stephensoda2379
Spaceballs is more Star Wars than Disney Star Wars 😂😂
"Hello my baby, hello my honey..Hello my ragtime gal.." ♫
Classic.
"We ain't found sh!t."
Which is Ironic Cause I Just Watched Spaceballs 2 Nights Ago lol. LUDICROUS SPEED GO!!!
Agreed
@@Rockyphilly94 And still way better than the ending music ^^
The Jedi with metal detectors were a new level for me 😂
That’s an SNL sketch at this point.
You know someone knows their shit when they can do borderline perfect impression of most main characters in the series
“I don’t like grass. It’s green, and pointy, and itchy, and it gets everywhere.”
- That padawan that just really wanted to go home, probably.
This guy is a worse Padawan than Anakin in Attack Of The Clones.
@@John_Locke_108 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂you win sir!
Haha great comment!
Yeah they made it like that boy forgot his X-Box at home or some shit. What the hell? Isn't he a Jedi Master in the future timeline and already meditating for multiple years? Weaning he must have become a jedi master very shortly after this whole endeavor? Yet he is so immature and out of control here like he was 5
Yoda: “Premonitions, premonitions, These visions you have...”
Anakin: “They are of pain, suffering, Death, threads, Fire, Bricks…”
Yoda: Yourself you speak of, or someone you know?
Anakin: “ i think it’s something called… the acolyte”
Yoda: “hmm… Nightmares they Must be, head back to sleep you must”
Anakin: “I see, thank you master”
Yoda: “Careful you must be when getting nightmares Anakin, The fear of believing anything Disney makes is now canon, is a path to the dark side”
Doesn't the fandom menace name themselves from a sith?
Super cringe
@@ShinySephiroth1yeah we know your comment is cringe you don’t have to tell us
"I will not let these visions become true Master Yoda."
Me: "I wish you were right."
@@Ravenfanatic5 but the PT teaches us trying to stop the visions only then makes them come true
They spent 7 weeks on that planet and hadn't found the giant mining facility that was lit up at night within walking distance of their camp? The writers are beyond incompetent.
I love how they were using metal detectors, not futuristic space metal detectors but just regular metal detectors that we have here on Earth with the ear muffs and everything
He was searching for the Plot
Every episode that whole “acolyte is a money laundering scheme” joke becomes less and less a joke…..
Was never a joke. Not from me, at least.
@@animelytical8354 right lol
?????? Are you kidding me! Stop using social media! Go outside breath the fresh air! Don't be consumed believing internet BS! You dont like the show great! I dont like Andor! It's not the End of the world!!!!!!!!!
@@animelytical8354get help, it's just a show
@@eliezerrodriguez5863 ok there, man. Calm down. 😭 it was a joke.
The power of one, the power of two, The power of money laundering
I HOPE they use this is a paraody movie or series. Like South Park, Family Guy or Rick and Morty... maybe Simpsons, even though I quit watching that as a kid when I found out about South Park during season 1.
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
The power of Pun
The power of Poo
The power of Moneeey
I don't understand how when writing a show with only 8 episodes they thought 2 full flashback episodes would work.
We got a Wookie with a metal detector before GTA VI
They pocketed most of the budget, nothing looks expensive at all 😂😂😂
yep, les bo hed, really loves that pocket money.
@@malmazing24 - the shots of speeder bikes 😂
the money went to over inflated salaries/contracts
@@manchu9infYep that or they overpaid the hell out of these actors.
They sent it to the WNBA as a attempt to give them more money - the NBA Finals had an average viewership of 11.6 million, whereas the WNBA Finals averaged 728,000 viewers. BUT ya know, females want = rights for doing poorly. If you take that number into consideration, that is the target audience they are trying to reach with a Star Wars male dominate audience.... just like in Sports, their FEMALE Star Wars is failing just as hard as their sports.
The music at the end pissed me off more then I already was
ME TOO HAHA
Right? What was THAT?😳😡
Shills can't defend this junk anymore 😂
@@aidanmiller7865 - seriously… it’s the the least Star Wars-y music there’s ever been.
I got so mad at that music. It made me more upset than anything else in this show.
Gives a Wookiee a metal detector to search for a vergence in the force…
Theory seems so much happier now that he's seen the light and doesn't have to keep doing mental gymnastics to justify the crap Star Wars has become
He’s still awfully quiet about Filoni approving all this
@metalguitar777 I know what you're saying but I think that might be a bit to much for him to handle ATM, give him time it will happen 😉
@@bobulationnationthat guy did direct the first episode of avatar thigh really the two dudes who made it pretty much did everything there I think he also said that they basically had it handled.
@@bobulationnation He’s in denial about Filoni approving this crap lol
The dark side is not more powerful, just easier.
when you could just force levitate 2 small children but decide to levitate the multi-ton platforms they are standing on, and then just have to make the hard to choice to drop the one you hated into the abyss… “oh man, so sorry, I tried my best.”
He didn't spec into force pull 🤣
😂
I'm also pissed they didn't use FORCE JUMP. I was excited, like HERE it comes! They put on their rock climbing gear and powder their hands, let do this! Next episode they are half way up.
They were clearly inspired by "The Good Son" difference is, in that movie it was a mother barely holding onto both of the kids from the cliffs edge, this is STAR WARS.
living beings are harder to manipulate according to star wars lore than inanimate objects
So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous pop witch music
this feels like the longest season that could be wrapped up in 2 hours
We know what the characters want. Kelnacca, for example, clearly wants to find some ancient coins for his coin collection. Hence the metal detector he got from Amazon.
All we did was watch episode 3 again with a mediocre fight
Crazy that we now only have 1 more episode.
This better not be leaving a cliffhanger for a second season
@@thelittleal1212 ya one bad season was enough of this
@@thelittleal1212 I'm pretty sure Leslye Headland said the show will wrap up the story for the season a while back. I'm not 100 percent sure but I thought she had said that
@@thelittleal1212😂 can you imagine that? They leave this terrible show on a cliffhanger!?! I hope not, since that will give them hope for a new season.
And a different camera angle. 👀
bro, they made a jedi look like he is having a possessive crush on the kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't wait for Dateline NBC: To Catch a Jedi Predator with Chris Hansen
Sol looks like a stalker
@@pyke4life859 Yoda: "mmmmm Pedowan he is!"
He imprinted on her, lol.
All of this is happening and Yoda feels nothing. Jedi dying, sith….. nothing.
give this man’s editor a raise
I was watching the stream as this dropped and thought the same thing lol
@@OveranalyzingStarWars he’s working overtime 💀
Fr especially this edit right here 6:43 😂😂😂😂
@@braxtongrundy4625 😂😂😂 ong
They put that 180 mil right in there pockets
so everything went wrong because Torbin was bored and wanted to go home… 😑
and what was he going to do? what?!?! god i hate this series, i officially hate this shite. I've been holding on for dear life.
Don't forget Indara and Sol almost come to blows. The Jedi way!
Such a whiner. Off at camp and he's bored and wants to go home to Coruscant?? THIS is the quality of padawan the Jedi have?
@@laraq07 and yet, he commits su i ci de bc of it. yeah, he can levitate... but he's a certified lunatic.... lets let him be a jedi!
@@nah7656 he commits suicide after continuing his career and becoming a master. so clearly he didn't feel that much guilt...oh wait he commits su i ci de...because of...god fucking damn this show
1:55
Sol: "Girls! The bridge's collapsing! Run back and step off!"
Voila. No Force power was even necessary.
Kidnaps unconscious person, take them to an island, gets naked in front of them....write what you know lol
So they waste a whole episode with 90% used footage from the third episode. And then they put a half assed song at the end. What the hell.
Foreal they only added a few new scenes. The mystery ended in episode 5
The funniest thing was this episode proved how "the power of maaaaaany!" was nothing compared to the power of one Jedi Master...
Yep.. an entire coven and Indara mind kill them all alone.
But then she dies for a thrown dagger... oh well. The power of dagger >>>> the power of many.
@@Semeyaza it wwas probably some extension of force light. The most powerful of Jedi have the ability to literally purge darkness, this was probably what was done here. We have no idea how powerful the jedi master was, so these critiques are just not valid
The Acolyte is history's most expensive joke. Call the Guinness world record people
After watching the latest episode of the Acolyte, I realized something, John Travolta's Battlefield Earth isn't all that bad.
The Jedi are able to sense others' feelings and yet they couldn't figure out Jedi Knight Tommen Baratheon was like a 7 year old Cub Scout on his first camping trip and only wants to go home?
When Sol warned Indara the risk of going in alone, that it could end up in a 50v1 fight against witches, and all she said was they're just women LOL
Am I the only one that was like did she just disregard women in a show that was made for them?
Lol ya. Also, Indara stated her issue with going as a team, then instantly backtracks on her stance and says "be vigilant."
I'm really not paying such close atttention.
Lol Sol also refused to even fight back against the zabrak chick. Also probably because she's a woman.
as a woman, dont think this show was made for us... it wasn't. it was made for a they/them that doesn't know SW and with g a y fantasy crap and nonsensical BS.
I was confused by her statement too
🤣the way torbin bounced and just took the speeder. And they way LES Headlamp gave sol weinstein forrest vibes is alarming lol.
2:25 - He (Sol) was a Jedi Knight in this time period ; maybe if he was a Master, he would have been able to save them both! But then again.. it s part of how the story had to go!
Did Torbin seriously kill himself over witches that not only invaded his mind but also attacked him first?
He was also a child, bro was a victim
@@cael4065 They really just promoted the message of 'victims should unalive themselves'
Bro its literally Woke mentality, the diverse people strike first but somehow its still the white man's fault.
“It’s ok Torbin is a dude” Disney logic
Torbin had the least reason to kill himself out of all the Jedi there. It makes zero sense.
Remember: Kathleen Kennedy cried when She read these scripts... Cried... Clownshow...
Wait ain’t no way 😂
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
Crazy. She also said, and I’m quoting, ‘the Acolyte is the most significant piece of art I’ve ever made’
That… that’s just sad.
Only clowns are you guys! By the way how's the cult going?
@@tomruessIts true it's significant! You don't like it fine! You don't have to!
Positives: 1) One good actor is master Indara (characteristic of everything Jedi should be 2)light saber fights. Negatives: everything/body in the series
Imagine building up to all these "questions" and having all the answers be the dumbest thing possible
It's the latest season of Doctor Who all over again. XD
"It makes me feel sad that a bunch of people on the internet would somehow dismantle what I consider to be the most important piece of art that I've ever made." - Leslye Headland, 2024.
Womp Womp.
SHE MADE THE SERIES AND IS STILL CRYING VICTIM.
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
Uwe Boll be like.
@@TrevilianbandWhen on this channel she is being called " A lesbian Methhead" by a commenter and Theory doesn't even blink an EYE ! She is a victim
@@Watson480 being Weinsteins former assistant and all..
I'm still trying to figure out how this is the most important thing she's ever done.
If it is, that's one pathetic resumé.
for most people, it's having kids...soooo there you go...
What made the Jedi appear far less capable is that.... this was the brief period when they were training in the art of Safe Spaces and Trigger words. But all that changed when Windu dropped his first M'Fer.
There was a metal detector in this episode. And they studied moss.
No for real.
Can we all just appreciate that a long time ago in a galaxy far far away - a galaxy with hyperspace, space ships and lightsabers - a metal detector is still a metal detector. Brilliant 😂
except it wasnt a metal detector in the show, it was equipment to help find the vergence or whatever they called it. wouldnt be the 100th time they've used our earth normal objects for props etc in star wars movies and shows
I meeean
Of all the things to complain about Idk if that’s a big thing
I'm happy that in I a galaxy far, far away...Radio Shack exists.
I cannot believe there was nothing else to that fire…
@@lukeyluke117 - yea… I was sure it was going to be an accident caused by the fight or something… but no, a small oil fire caused an entire stone fortress to explode 😑
So ridiculous !!!!
@@Sam_T2000 Well It was next to wires in the wall, and I mean, as an electronics technician, those are devastating. In the Navy, that's the leading fear with fires onboard. Where do wires connect? Power sources, and what do power sources do? .-. So now it kinda makes sense.
@@JoePNG.So what are you saying, copper wire will conduct fire? As an electrician you know copper wire is connected to metal, how exactly will a burning wire casing cause an explosion?
@@JoePNG.Also to mention that the only reason the fire spread over the stone was due to the Oil/propellent from the lamp. As you can clearly see some liquid spreading as Mae left
I watched Star Wars at the age of 5 in 1977. So it's an inescapable part of me.
To make this last decade bearable, I just watch in good humour. This acolyte is truly terrible indeed, though it's not my Star Wars so I try not to take it to heart.
Acolyte padawan: "Master, I'm booooooored. I wanna go home and play with my robot friends."
Master: "I know, how about a history lesson."
Obi-wan: "Jedi do not give into their emotions, hone your senses young padawan."
Qimir: Kidnaps girl and takes her to island and sexual tension starts.
Oh hmmm....I wonder what that could be a reference to. Its not like Lesley Headland was a former personal assistant of a man who kidnapped little girls and took them to an island. I wonder what that could possibly mean.
holy crap.
*Edit* The more I think about it, the more it feels like she's trying to draw parallels to that mess. Because Sol did the same thing to her. That's why the vibe of this show feels so creepy, because it was written by a creepy person.
Fu
@@eliezerrodriguez5863 whats your problem
@@TheAutumnWind_RN4L Disney needs to never hire this woman for another project ever again
@@Grant-do9ce no one does.
This episodes makes it like Anakin wasn’t wrong about thinking the Jedi were evil. This show proves that Anakin was on to something when he turned to the dark side 😂
Fr the whole episode was the Jedi committing crimes, randomly stalking, breaking in and doing this multiple times, talks about kidnapping 😂 like what
Nah, the Clone Wars series did that already. Nothing about this dumpster fire has any right to be canon.
@@ZenMonkeyGod You stole my words :)
Anakin saw the Acolyte.
"BRICKS." - Anakin Skywalker
Even if the Jedi weren't portrayed to be perfect in Lucas' star wars, it wasn't like the sith were ever portrayed to not be evil. This whole idea of making the dark side seductive to the viewer is a form of satanism in my view-which we know the alphabet stuff is tied to.
compare Sol's inability to pull the kids to him vs Rey lifting a giant pile of boulders with no training
this show just proves she knew everything about her former employer! This show is just a 180 million dollar crime on it's own!
Bro can we talk about the end credit music... wtf
Honestly terrible
Not appropriate for the atmosphere of Star Wars
These showrunners are insane.
I could not believe when I heard…
Maybe they were trying to be like The Sopranos, who would put a somewhat odd song at the end of each episode.
These episodes end weird. “Mae started a fire” *credits*. like huh? Okay. This episode would’ve been better If they showed less of what we’ve already seen, and shown more progression in the present time period
At least half of the footage in this episode we've already seen in Episode 3. With the glacial pace of the storyline why go back and show us what happened all over again? This isn't just about somebody who knows nothing about Star Wars lore. This is about somebody who knows nothing about how to produce or direct a movie.
@@DK-gy7llya, cause these people aren't talented. They are not hired for being professional.
It wouldn't be so bad if the episodes were 60 minutes long, like they should be for $23 million a pop. There's one episode left, and there's no shot this story is getting wrapped up in a nice bow within the span of another 30 minute episode. 😂 It'll be written for a second season that we'll never get.
A bit of what they reshowed was to show us it happened differently according to Sol's POV
because we know what happened after that lmfao
THEORY " Don't take my word for it. Watch it for yourself."
ME " No way man. You keep watching it for the both of us. "
Everyone is allowed to enjoy what they enjoy, but the "it's just Star Wars it doesn't matter" people need to fucking learn that the ONLY reason that any of their favorite movies or shows exist, Star Wars or not, is because George and his team invented the techniques, equipment, and processes that gave way to modern filmography. YOU LITERALLY COULD NOT HAVE YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS AND MOVIES IF NOT FOR STAR WARS. For Disney to take this legacy, not just of the actual universe the characters exist in but of the literal filmmaking process itself, and just shit all over it in every possible way is a level of contempt for the artistic process as a whole that I will simply never understand and you could not get me to defend with even the worst tortures the Sith could inflict. Palpatine himself could use the force to shunt himself into our world and blast me with force lightning 1000 times as powerful as he shot at Luke on the Death Star and I still couldn't defend Disney here.
If you said “you have 8 episodes to tell your dream Star Wars story” I’d be stressed out trying to trim it down - and I’d be begging for 1 hour+ episodes. There’s MAYBE 1 hour of “story” total in this season and it’s excruciating to see it scraped across 8 episodes. Utter disaster
I dont know how they managed to set a series 100 years before The Phantom Menace, and yet drive at 1000 mph at each plot point from that movie, like its a brick wall, just to do it worse, while simultaneously making George's story about Anakin less unique, and less relevant.
Its like a resteraunt you loved eating at changing owners/managers/chef, and the new people try to "improve" the recipe. Not only is it not better, but it manages to make you sad for the meal you used to enjoy.
In terms of a defense of this show: in real conflicts there is confusion that often leads to tragic consequences, like in this episode. In terms of a criticism: from ep 7, taking a young woman to an island and naked swimming in front of her is considered sex harassing in our real modern world. And yet Leslye Headland, showrunner, can greenlight that being put in there. Then if any viewer doesn't love it, the viewer is supposedly the sexist.
That small lantern really did burn down that huge stone cave. Everyone involved with this show should never be allowed near a popular IP again. I'm predicting the shills compare the witches to Harry Potter. Last week was 50 Shades Of Grey. Walking through a jungle to them was somehow comparable to Predator. They are the reason entertainment has gotten as lazy as it has.
Soooo….Sol Killed the witch because…confusion, and she didn’t tell like “wait, let’s speak” instead she turned into smoke.
What was that bitch really doing in the first place? like i have no idea why this show gotta make something simple so dramatic, she does all this crazy black magic shit then after Sol stabs her with a lightsaber, she goes..."I was gonna let Osha go with you"....like why didn't she just say that, the hell?
Technically Sol only offed one witch, Indara killed the rest. Or at least that's how they made it look. They possessed the Wookie and Indara used a "Jedi mind trick" or something and when he came out all the "meditating" witches that were controlling him dropped dead. It was pretty lame actually.
@@mercuryshadow09 Seems like that those bimbo ass witches would have been aware that if a SINGLE Jedi brakes their mind fuck spell it would kill them all. That is on them, they were the ones playing Witchcraft against Jedi. My biggest complaint is they didn't say " the power of one, the power of two the power of ............." and then they die because that would have been soooooo funny.
"Why did you stab me? I was just turning into the peaceful smoke demon form I always use for diplomacy during this tense standoff. Nothing threatening about this at all."
@@nobody2996 absolutely 😂
Godzilla minus one only cost $15 million and that was a million times better than this series.
Because Takashi Yamazaki knew what he was doing and showed how much love and care he has over the source material unlike the many of the people of Disney
Your math sucks. 0x1,000,000 is still 0. Godzilla Minus One deserves higher praise
@heikira438 your math is worse. Godzilla -1×1000000= -1000000
That always was on my bucket list to watch. Thanks for the reminder of that movie
Agreed!!
Just remember Brie's quote, "It wasn't made for you."
It makes sense now: Torbin foresaw this episode coming out and didn't want to be a part of it.
So Torbin goes from a Padawan to a Jedi Master during a 16 year meditation?
I guess so….
"There is no Acolyte, there is peace... There is no Acolyte, there is knowledge... There is no Acolyte, there is serenity... There is no Acolyte, there is harmony... There is no Acolyte, there is the Force..."
My son wanted to start rewatching the Star Wars movies again, starting in chronological order, so last night we rewatched Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. The movie has its flaws of course, but also has a number of things that it did well and were fun. One thing it did very well was to showcase the Jedi at the height of their power. Having seen the film on its initial release, it was a LOT of fun as someone who'd seen the original trilogy upon their releases to see how freaking awesome the Jedi were. Their portrayal was cool as can be.
The Acolyte is set at a point when the Jedi are supposed to be even more at the top of their game, yet I never got that impression, or even the sense of how awesome the Jedi are from this series. This show has zero sense of fun, which was at the heart of the original trilogy, and for all their flaws, was certainly there in the prequel trilogy. Instead of matching or surpassing the coolness of the Jedi from The Phantom Menace, this show makes them seem like boring civil servants for the most part in comparison, as well as idiots.
180 million dollars????
"Clouded the IRS tax returns are"
Bro is uploading while hes still live 💀
editors exist my boy 🤫
It’s called efficient
On point
The force is strong with this one
"The Darkside of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
I laughed out loud 4 different times for pure stupidity of the story telling.
Lesley Headcase failed in every role she had a hand in. Writer, director, producer... Who the hell did she have blackmailing crap on to have gotten these jobs? Lesley's only redeeming feature is that she has the perfect square face to play M.O.D.O.C. in the next Ant Man movie...
He only had one force thread left on him at that time.
I think thats how the force works this week
Its getting to the point that I’m rlly excited for this show to come out every week just so I can watch yours and everyone else’s reviews lol
im glad i canceled my disney+ subscription and watched this show by other means. Don't want them to think i'm supporting it while i laugh at it
The power of: not knowing your assignment and throwing everything away to go home to Coruscant
So this all happened because Torbin got home sick? Couldn’t have made it “something feels wrong here. Something wrong is destined to happen here” the masters not understanding it. COME ON I MADE THAT UP IN 5 SECONDS!! And it’s better than the home sick bullshit they came up with.
Hey a lot CAN change in 87 years. In 79 years in the US we went from storming Normandy to having pee pools at rainbow parades
This is Space Balls without the comedy relief. It’s trolling (not even parody).
This makes Solo look like The Godfather.
😂😂😂
Solo is actually fun to watch, acolyte is just boring
It makes Obi Wab look like Citizen Kane
I totally respect that you keep reminding fans not to act hostile towards the fans of Disney SW. It shows that you embraced the real philosophy of starwars.
Although he did say that anyone who likes this show is like someone eating poo and saying Yum, thank you.
He maybe a "Jedi" to them, but I am "Sith" to them. Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Star wars theory dog whistles@@greghorne2372
Disney SW fans are mentally ill people, we should be nice to them
- I like how the jedis clamed a wall that's higher than the clouds, it would take hours if not days. But somehow the second time they did it it took them like 3min MAX
- Why did the white guilt jedi drink the poison? He didn't do anything wrong in this episode. All he did is he reflected some arrows. I guess that was enough for him to delete himself LMAO
- A wookie with a metal detector... I officially seen it all
My biggest take away from this episode (above and beyond all the other WTF moments) is that Sol...
...is an absolute creep who shouldn't be left alone with kids.
That's how he was portrayed throughout this entire episode. He barely knows the two girls, at all, yet he's THIS emotionally invested in them, that he sneaks in and then BREAKS into their home, to basically kidnap them and causes a slaughter of an entire people.
the stupid pop song when they rolled credits? I don't even recognize this as Star Wars
It only worked for Sabine and it will only ever work for Sabine
what is the point of Mae and Osha being weird Force twins? could they not have told this same story with them just being regular sisters, one of whom was taken by the Jedi, and the other resented the Jedi for doing so and became an “acolyte”?
Because that would involve a man. Haven't you heard? Strong, modern women don't need men. Even to procreate.
No, bc if they did that, they couldn't shit all over the Skywalkers. You know, Disney's favorite past time😢
It’s not crazy to me that a witch cult would have some secret knowledge that Plagueis did not have
No need for Spaceballs 2. The Acolyte is the most expensive unintended comedy of the century. Until the next Disney/Lucasfilm drunken production. This will be taught in film schools as what to never do.🤣🤣🤣
when i pick and choose what is cannon, mitigates the pain
The “Jedi” were not very Jedi. They seemed to be ruled by emotion and they have the maturity of 10 year olds.
Because Anakin and Luke didnt have emotions get the best of them ever either
the show is written at the 5 year old level, so 10 is pretty jedi
@@happybuttersblast8334 Ironically, Anakin was "too old" to be trained, as in "we can not shape him like the other Jedi". Luke had zero training and was like, what, 18 when he started to train into the force. So their is background as to why they are emotional, and even then, their are much more mature then this series. Having these High Republic Jedi act like children on a field trip, is just, ... like somebody wrote a teen series and slapped some SW souse around it.
@@happybuttersblast8334 this is an excuse for bad writing and poor understanding of the Jedi by acolyte writers
@@happybuttersblast8334Luke wasn’t a Jedi until the very end of RoTJ, when he eventually resisted giving in to his anger. Anakin let his emotions dictate his actions, and “died” as a consequence, becoming Vader.
Ppl should be asking what Leslie has on her resume that qualified her to be given this opportunity to begin with.
She was Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant and she kept her mouth shut about what she saw. She was rewarded for her loyalty to the establishment, but she's basically a traitor to her gender. It might be that this bullshit she calls "the most important piece of art she's ever created" is some sad attempt at making up for denying all of the sexual assault and whatnot going on.
I was expecting something truly controversial, like when the Jedi Council expelled Ahsoka Tano. Or when Revan's memories were modified, or when the Jedi stayed out of the Mandalorian Wars, and half a dozen other examples!
As of this episode, it's official: Acolyte is one of the _tamest_ 'deconstructions' of the Jedi I've ever seen. Your message fell flat, Leslie!
I have never and will never watch an episode of this atrocity.
I don’t know what’s the worse crime. The clear money laundering being done in front of us or the fact that it’s also so terribly boring and atrocious.
Darth Teeth pushed 8 jedis like it was nothing...Sol could hold two little girls
I don’t think I’ve ever watched a show that has felt both so rushed and so slow at the same time
Simply unbelievable. We've got Jedi acting like spoiled drama queens. Stone fortresses catching fire. Witches going Jim Jones on themselves. A Jedi Master who lacks the skill or strength to lift two little girls out of harm's way using the Force. And an apprentice who starts the whole mess because he misses listening to his record collection back on Coruscant. And we won't get into the Jedi's capacity to lie and try and cover the whole thing up. Yup, this episode has it all. I agree, this CAN'T be considered canon because it just destroyed the entire Star Wars storyline. This is an alternate reality series. It HAS to be. Either that, or at the end of hte next episode Yoda wakes up and says "Wow, pretty strong mushrooms they are!"
after the rage i felt watching this crap, yeah... i'd take that ending with yoda. I'll take it and be happy with it. lezz bo head is pocketing all those millions and is the worst writer I've ever heard of.
The fact that this is supposed to be taking place during the High Republic is crazy. Disney told us when they created this High Republic era that this is the height of the Jedi and their powers. Yet, these Jedi are portrayed as the worst we have ever seen. They are selfish, emotional, attached, deceiving, and so many more things that Jedi aren't. The writers clearly know nothing about Jedi and can't even follow what they have put forth with this new timeliness. I've even read some of the High Republic book, and none of this meshes with it. Now, the Jedi are evil. Smh
Bingo. Disney Star Wars is not Canon. Spread the word. Disney The Acolyte is not Canon. Spread the word. 😁
I love Rey & Daisy Ridley but the Sequel Movies, which I call the Rey Movies, is not Canon. Alternate Universe stuff. What If stuff. Fan Fiction Entertainment.
The Jedi suppose to be in their greatest height of power during the High Republic era, so many cool stories could have been told about their adventures around the galaxy, yet Leslye Headland decided to make them like scavengers going to the outer rim of the galaxy looking for god knows what and having emotional breakdowns because they cant take children away from their families. Holy shit what a waste of a show