Theory's IMMEDIATE Reaction to the Acolyte Episode 7...

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @josephpasquarella2123
    @josephpasquarella2123 6 месяцев назад +2098

    Say it with me: money laundering

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 6 месяцев назад +101

      yeah considering they used most stock footage from episode 3, what the actual eff.

    • @alexneff
      @alexneff 6 месяцев назад +70

      @@josephpasquarella2123 the power of money

    • @BoxOfficeBrawler
      @BoxOfficeBrawler 6 месяцев назад +46

      Money laundering

    • @jasonvoorhees310
      @jasonvoorhees310 6 месяцев назад +11

      Probably

    • @biashacker
      @biashacker 6 месяцев назад +31

      @@alexneff No it is the; POWER OF MOOOOONNNNNEYYYYY!!!

  • @brandenbilodeau193
    @brandenbilodeau193 6 месяцев назад +116

    "I feel a strong attachment to a child I followed in the woods" - Sol, literally.

    • @testtalon
      @testtalon 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@brandenbilodeau193 Sir, please take a seat.

    • @brandenbilodeau193
      @brandenbilodeau193 6 месяцев назад +7

      @robertwicker4485 At first, we compared Sol to Qui-Gon... Now we compare him to Diddy.

    • @dontbeasadsoulja
      @dontbeasadsoulja 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, obviously Sol is in the show for Disney California Adventure Park employees to have a character they can relate themselves to.

    • @brandenbilodeau193
      @brandenbilodeau193 6 месяцев назад

      @@dontbeasadsoulja DAMN 😆

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia 6 месяцев назад +435

    I feel like I should owe Jar Jar Binks an apology.

    • @HaloPrime212
      @HaloPrime212 6 месяцев назад +15

      I think we all do 😭

    • @ColeTalksHockey67
      @ColeTalksHockey67 6 месяцев назад +15

      But what if you’ve always liked Jar Jar!?

    • @ryangustin2195
      @ryangustin2195 6 месяцев назад +4

      Facts

    • @redwolf6737
      @redwolf6737 6 месяцев назад +2

      Jar jar..we are sooooooooo sorry

    • @redwolf6737
      @redwolf6737 6 месяцев назад +2

      On bended knee ..jar jar please forgive us

  • @CrimsonGlacier
    @CrimsonGlacier 6 месяцев назад +35

    "It's not about money. It's about sending a message."
    Pile of $180m burning in the background.

  • @JimP-tc7gg
    @JimP-tc7gg 6 месяцев назад +25

    Obi-Wan: I can't watch anymore. [deactivates hologram playing The Acolyte]

  • @leagreenall5972
    @leagreenall5972 6 месяцев назад +1928

    Revenge of the Sith = 114million
    Acolyte = 180million
    Difference? Order 66million!

    • @ddavidjeremy
      @ddavidjeremy 6 месяцев назад +96

      @leagreenall5972 I mean, with inflation and wage increases, probably about the same. But the question still remains...what did they do with the other 179 million?

    • @dqreps
      @dqreps 6 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@ddavidjeremynothing. Absolutely nothing.

    • @skunkybudtoker9092
      @skunkybudtoker9092 6 месяцев назад +18

      Leslie Headland Blackmailing Bob Iger?

    • @DoctorEricShull
      @DoctorEricShull 6 месяцев назад +18

      Would have liked this comment, but it has 66 likes

    • @AXSofHFDS
      @AXSofHFDS 6 месяцев назад +8

      wont the acolyte be like 8 plus hours vs only 2 hours.

  • @paulderosa3065
    @paulderosa3065 6 месяцев назад +185

    There is no real reason for Sol to like Osha so much. Nothing really shows why he should be so attached to her. The Phantom Menace actually gets this point right. Qui-Gon actually had time to get to know Anakin, talk to Shmi and see how Anakin was resilient and kind. He grew impressed with how Anakin showed Jedi abilities and wanted to help him. In this Sol just sees Osha and decides he's obsessed with her. They try to add something with how Sol wanted a Padawan but it's just not explained.

    • @stephensoda2379
      @stephensoda2379 6 месяцев назад +4

      I get what ure saying but they may have had to edit his dialogue down a lot since the actor only learned how to speak English like a few months before the show… not defending in anyway just a thought lol

    • @paulderosa3065
      @paulderosa3065 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@stephensoda2379 Fair enough,l definitely get that. Lee Jung Jae is still doing a remarkable job considering. I wish they’d at least shown him interacting with her or at least something showing him learning about her personality. My issue is that he just sees her and decides “That’s her, that’s my Padawan!”

    • @warboss4896
      @warboss4896 6 месяцев назад +15

      he's a pdfile simples

    • @CoachD515
      @CoachD515 6 месяцев назад +18

      A grown male Jedi talking about he has a connection with a female child and wants her to come with him. Remember Jedi can’t have connections. Just yuck.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 6 месяцев назад

      Nah, they just didnt have the dialouge. These showrunners get 0 benefit of the doubt​@@stephensoda2379

  • @quicksilver753
    @quicksilver753 6 месяцев назад +267

    “I don’t like grass. It’s green, and pointy, and itchy, and it gets everywhere.”
    - That padawan that just really wanted to go home, probably.

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 6 месяцев назад +11

      This guy is a worse Padawan than Anakin in Attack Of The Clones.

    • @juniorgamersfire1184
      @juniorgamersfire1184 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@John_Locke_108 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dm9856
      @dm9856 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂you win sir!

    • @lukeluke333lukeluke
      @lukeluke333lukeluke 6 месяцев назад

      Haha great comment!

    • @Matrium0
      @Matrium0 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah they made it like that boy forgot his X-Box at home or some shit. What the hell? Isn't he a Jedi Master in the future timeline and already meditating for multiple years? Weaning he must have become a jedi master very shortly after this whole endeavor? Yet he is so immature and out of control here like he was 5

  • @petewisdom1984
    @petewisdom1984 6 месяцев назад +26

    Casual reminder that each episode of the Acolyte is basically a Godzilla Minus One budget.

  • @Justice_Not_Vengeance
    @Justice_Not_Vengeance 6 месяцев назад +248

    The power of one, the power of two, The power of money laundering

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 6 месяцев назад +4

      I HOPE they use this is a paraody movie or series. Like South Park, Family Guy or Rick and Morty... maybe Simpsons, even though I quit watching that as a kid when I found out about South Park during season 1.

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 6 месяцев назад +2

      Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...

    • @NathanielHellerstein
      @NathanielHellerstein 6 месяцев назад

      The power of Pun
      The power of Poo
      The power of Moneeey

  • @jameswilliams3310
    @jameswilliams3310 6 месяцев назад +520

    Spaceballs is more Star Wars than Disney Star Wars 😂😂

    • @Rockyphilly94
      @Rockyphilly94 6 месяцев назад +26

      "Hello my baby, hello my honey..Hello my ragtime gal.." ♫
      Classic.

    • @ryanlucas3907
      @ryanlucas3907 6 месяцев назад +16

      "We ain't found sh!t."

    • @Quigon-93
      @Quigon-93 6 месяцев назад +5

      Which is Ironic Cause I Just Watched Spaceballs 2 Nights Ago lol. LUDICROUS SPEED GO!!!

    • @SK438
      @SK438 6 месяцев назад

      Agreed

    • @fionarras4736
      @fionarras4736 6 месяцев назад

      @@Rockyphilly94 And still way better than the ending music ^^

  • @aidanmiller7865
    @aidanmiller7865 6 месяцев назад +553

    The music at the end pissed me off more then I already was

    • @tomxd8000
      @tomxd8000 6 месяцев назад +23

      ME TOO HAHA

    • @brianh3253
      @brianh3253 6 месяцев назад +40

      Right? What was THAT?😳😡

    • @PortugueseBadman
      @PortugueseBadman 6 месяцев назад +19

      Shills can't defend this junk anymore 😂

    • @Sam_T2000
      @Sam_T2000 6 месяцев назад +55

      @@aidanmiller7865 - seriously… it’s the the least Star Wars-y music there’s ever been.

    • @Tysofff
      @Tysofff 6 месяцев назад +33

      I got so mad at that music. It made me more upset than anything else in this show.

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV 6 месяцев назад +20

    The Jedi with metal detectors were a new level for me 😂
    That’s an SNL sketch at this point.

  • @Peiruhn
    @Peiruhn 6 месяцев назад +25

    You know someone knows their shit when they can do borderline perfect impression of most main characters in the series

  • @thelittleal1212
    @thelittleal1212 6 месяцев назад +543

    Yoda: “Premonitions, premonitions, These visions you have...”
    Anakin: “They are of pain, suffering, Death, threads, Fire, Bricks…”
    Yoda: Yourself you speak of, or someone you know?
    Anakin: “ i think it’s something called… the acolyte”
    Yoda: “hmm… Nightmares they Must be, head back to sleep you must”
    Anakin: “I see, thank you master”
    Yoda: “Careful you must be when getting nightmares Anakin, The fear of believing anything Disney makes is now canon, is a path to the dark side”

    • @Thed538dhsk
      @Thed538dhsk 6 месяцев назад +2

      Doesn't the fandom menace name themselves from a sith?

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 6 месяцев назад +5

      Super cringe

    • @JohnS71199
      @JohnS71199 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@ShinySephiroth1yeah we know your comment is cringe you don’t have to tell us

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 6 месяцев назад +11

      "I will not let these visions become true Master Yoda."
      Me: "I wish you were right."

    • @Thed538dhsk
      @Thed538dhsk 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Ravenfanatic5 but the PT teaches us trying to stop the visions only then makes them come true

  • @selendile030
    @selendile030 6 месяцев назад +449

    Every episode that whole “acolyte is a money laundering scheme” joke becomes less and less a joke…..

    • @animelytical8354
      @animelytical8354 6 месяцев назад +23

      Was never a joke. Not from me, at least.

    • @Rome__king
      @Rome__king 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@animelytical8354 right lol

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 6 месяцев назад +1

      ?????? Are you kidding me! Stop using social media! Go outside breath the fresh air! Don't be consumed believing internet BS! You dont like the show great! I dont like Andor! It's not the End of the world!!!!!!!!!

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@animelytical8354get help, it's just a show

    • @selendile030
      @selendile030 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@eliezerrodriguez5863 ok there, man. Calm down. 😭 it was a joke.

  • @May-fs1ef
    @May-fs1ef 6 месяцев назад +65

    So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous pop witch music

  • @acvano2519
    @acvano2519 6 месяцев назад +12

    We got a Wookie with a metal detector before GTA VI

  • @michaelhanley5808
    @michaelhanley5808 6 месяцев назад +10

    I love how they were using metal detectors, not futuristic space metal detectors but just regular metal detectors that we have here on Earth with the ear muffs and everything

    • @CaptainKillroy
      @CaptainKillroy 6 месяцев назад +2

      He was searching for the Plot

  • @bbbbbbread
    @bbbbbbread 6 месяцев назад +366

    All we did was watch episode 3 again with a mediocre fight

    • @thelittleal1212
      @thelittleal1212 6 месяцев назад +28

      Crazy that we now only have 1 more episode.
      This better not be leaving a cliffhanger for a second season

    • @bradross7680
      @bradross7680 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@thelittleal1212 ya one bad season was enough of this

    • @user-rp6gl7zh1b
      @user-rp6gl7zh1b 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@thelittleal1212 I'm pretty sure Leslye Headland said the show will wrap up the story for the season a while back. I'm not 100 percent sure but I thought she had said that

    • @JaggedToys
      @JaggedToys 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@thelittleal1212😂 can you imagine that? They leave this terrible show on a cliffhanger!?! I hope not, since that will give them hope for a new season.

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 6 месяцев назад +4

      And a different camera angle. 👀

  • @akshayc8435
    @akshayc8435 6 месяцев назад +319

    bro, they made a jedi look like he is having a possessive crush on the kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 6 месяцев назад +26

      I can't wait for Dateline NBC: To Catch a Jedi Predator with Chris Hansen

    • @pyke4life859
      @pyke4life859 6 месяцев назад +7

      Sol looks like a stalker

    • @mickeyd8768
      @mickeyd8768 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@pyke4life859 Yoda: "mmmmm Pedowan he is!"

    • @rogersjgregory
      @rogersjgregory 6 месяцев назад +1

      He imprinted on her, lol.

  • @palpasheev
    @palpasheev 6 месяцев назад +397

    give this man’s editor a raise

    • @OveranalyzingStarWars
      @OveranalyzingStarWars 6 месяцев назад +15

      I was watching the stream as this dropped and thought the same thing lol

    • @palpasheev
      @palpasheev 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@OveranalyzingStarWars he’s working overtime 💀

    • @braxtongrundy4625
      @braxtongrundy4625 6 месяцев назад +4

      Fr especially this edit right here 6:43 😂😂😂😂

    • @palpasheev
      @palpasheev 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@braxtongrundy4625 😂😂😂 ong

    • @maxcantu3478
      @maxcantu3478 6 месяцев назад +1

      They put that 180 mil right in there pockets

  • @jakehudson9380
    @jakehudson9380 6 месяцев назад +7

    Gives a Wookiee a metal detector to search for a vergence in the force…

  • @kaior1
    @kaior1 6 месяцев назад +7

    this feels like the longest season that could be wrapped up in 2 hours

  • @Justin.Danford
    @Justin.Danford 6 месяцев назад +116

    when you could just force levitate 2 small children but decide to levitate the multi-ton platforms they are standing on, and then just have to make the hard to choice to drop the one you hated into the abyss… “oh man, so sorry, I tried my best.”

    • @BearKat49
      @BearKat49 6 месяцев назад +20

      He didn't spec into force pull 🤣

    • @ValyrianPrince
      @ValyrianPrince 6 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 6 месяцев назад +7

      I'm also pissed they didn't use FORCE JUMP. I was excited, like HERE it comes! They put on their rock climbing gear and powder their hands, let do this! Next episode they are half way up.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 6 месяцев назад +4

      They were clearly inspired by "The Good Son" difference is, in that movie it was a mother barely holding onto both of the kids from the cliffs edge, this is STAR WARS.

    • @happybuttersblast8334
      @happybuttersblast8334 6 месяцев назад +2

      living beings are harder to manipulate according to star wars lore than inanimate objects

  • @malmazing24
    @malmazing24 6 месяцев назад +638

    They pocketed most of the budget, nothing looks expensive at all 😂😂😂

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 6 месяцев назад +14

      yep, les bo hed, really loves that pocket money.

    • @Sam_T2000
      @Sam_T2000 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@malmazing24 - the shots of speeder bikes 😂

    • @manchu9inf
      @manchu9inf 6 месяцев назад +7

      the money went to over inflated salaries/contracts

    • @TheHipisterDeer
      @TheHipisterDeer 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@manchu9infYep that or they overpaid the hell out of these actors.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 6 месяцев назад

      They sent it to the WNBA as a attempt to give them more money - the NBA Finals had an average viewership of 11.6 million, whereas the WNBA Finals averaged 728,000 viewers. BUT ya know, females want = rights for doing poorly. If you take that number into consideration, that is the target audience they are trying to reach with a Star Wars male dominate audience.... just like in Sports, their FEMALE Star Wars is failing just as hard as their sports.

  • @sosaix3545
    @sosaix3545 6 месяцев назад +31

    The Jedi are able to sense others' feelings and yet they couldn't figure out Jedi Knight Tommen Baratheon was like a 7 year old Cub Scout on his first camping trip and only wants to go home?

  • @RageHazzardous
    @RageHazzardous 6 месяцев назад +11

    I don't understand how when writing a show with only 8 episodes they thought 2 full flashback episodes would work.

  • @elriano1
    @elriano1 6 месяцев назад +11

    They spent 7 weeks on that planet and hadn't found the giant mining facility that was lit up at night within walking distance of their camp? The writers are beyond incompetent.

  • @justinritchie282
    @justinritchie282 6 месяцев назад +73

    The funniest thing was this episode proved how "the power of maaaaaany!" was nothing compared to the power of one Jedi Master...

    • @Semeyaza
      @Semeyaza 6 месяцев назад +13

      Yep.. an entire coven and Indara mind kill them all alone.
      But then she dies for a thrown dagger... oh well. The power of dagger >>>> the power of many.

    • @auroa9854
      @auroa9854 6 месяцев назад

      @@Semeyaza it wwas probably some extension of force light. The most powerful of Jedi have the ability to literally purge darkness, this was probably what was done here. We have no idea how powerful the jedi master was, so these critiques are just not valid

  • @supdevan6413
    @supdevan6413 6 месяцев назад +139

    Did Torbin seriously kill himself over witches that not only invaded his mind but also attacked him first?

    • @cael4065
      @cael4065 6 месяцев назад +34

      He was also a child, bro was a victim

    • @TuckerBowChicka1
      @TuckerBowChicka1 6 месяцев назад +43

      @@cael4065 They really just promoted the message of 'victims should unalive themselves'

    • @thatperformer3879
      @thatperformer3879 6 месяцев назад

      Bro its literally Woke mentality, the diverse people strike first but somehow its still the white man's fault.

    • @shroomssadow4981
      @shroomssadow4981 6 месяцев назад +30

      “It’s ok Torbin is a dude” Disney logic

    • @justified004
      @justified004 6 месяцев назад +39

      Torbin had the least reason to kill himself out of all the Jedi there. It makes zero sense.

  • @AustinBurch1
    @AustinBurch1 6 месяцев назад +29

    So they waste a whole episode with 90% used footage from the third episode. And then they put a half assed song at the end. What the hell.

    • @Squadplaya
      @Squadplaya 6 месяцев назад

      Foreal they only added a few new scenes. The mystery ended in episode 5

  • @CornyBum
    @CornyBum 6 месяцев назад +3

    LOL reading all the chat going OFF on that end credits song, seeing Theory FINALLY address it, but refuse to listen to it, then IMMEDIATELY respond about it anyway xD

  • @jimdigriz2923
    @jimdigriz2923 6 месяцев назад +1

    After watching the latest episode of the Acolyte, I realized something, John Travolta's Battlefield Earth isn't all that bad.

  • @BroadMeadow-d9s
    @BroadMeadow-d9s 6 месяцев назад +4

    We know what the characters want. Kelnacca, for example, clearly wants to find some ancient coins for his coin collection. Hence the metal detector he got from Amazon.

  • @Sam_T2000
    @Sam_T2000 6 месяцев назад +427

    so everything went wrong because Torbin was bored and wanted to go home… 😑

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 6 месяцев назад +59

      and what was he going to do? what?!?! god i hate this series, i officially hate this shite. I've been holding on for dear life.

    • @testtalon
      @testtalon 6 месяцев назад +37

      Don't forget Indara and Sol almost come to blows. The Jedi way!

    • @laraq07
      @laraq07 6 месяцев назад +37

      Such a whiner. Off at camp and he's bored and wants to go home to Coruscant?? THIS is the quality of padawan the Jedi have?

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 6 месяцев назад +28

      @@laraq07 and yet, he commits su i ci de bc of it. yeah, he can levitate... but he's a certified lunatic.... lets let him be a jedi!

    • @matthewwhite4564
      @matthewwhite4564 6 месяцев назад +28

      @@nah7656 he commits suicide after continuing his career and becoming a master. so clearly he didn't feel that much guilt...oh wait he commits su i ci de...because of...god fucking damn this show

  • @steelshanks1265
    @steelshanks1265 6 месяцев назад +189

    Remember: Kathleen Kennedy cried when She read these scripts... Cried... Clownshow...

    • @evangingerson1271
      @evangingerson1271 6 месяцев назад +9

      Wait ain’t no way 😂

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 6 месяцев назад +20

      Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...

    • @hollywood_sadness
      @hollywood_sadness 6 месяцев назад +10

      Crazy. She also said, and I’m quoting, ‘the Acolyte is the most significant piece of art I’ve ever made’
      That… that’s just sad.

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 6 месяцев назад

      Only clowns are you guys! By the way how's the cult going?

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@hollywood_sadnessIts true it's significant! You don't like it fine! You don't have to!

  • @Grant-do9ce
    @Grant-do9ce 6 месяцев назад +50

    Qimir: Kidnaps girl and takes her to island and sexual tension starts.
    Oh hmmm....I wonder what that could be a reference to. Its not like Lesley Headland was a former personal assistant of a man who kidnapped little girls and took them to an island. I wonder what that could possibly mean.

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 6 месяцев назад +7

      holy crap.
      *Edit* The more I think about it, the more it feels like she's trying to draw parallels to that mess. Because Sol did the same thing to her. That's why the vibe of this show feels so creepy, because it was written by a creepy person.

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 6 месяцев назад

      Fu

    • @Grant-do9ce
      @Grant-do9ce 6 месяцев назад

      @@eliezerrodriguez5863 whats your problem

    • @Grant-do9ce
      @Grant-do9ce 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheAutumnWind_RN4L Disney needs to never hire this woman for another project ever again

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 6 месяцев назад

      @@Grant-do9ce no one does.

  • @The_Doom_Abides
    @The_Doom_Abides 6 месяцев назад +3

    The Acolyte is history's most expensive joke. Call the Guinness world record people

  • @bobulationnation
    @bobulationnation 6 месяцев назад +64

    Theory seems so much happier now that he's seen the light and doesn't have to keep doing mental gymnastics to justify the crap Star Wars has become

    • @metalguitar777
      @metalguitar777 6 месяцев назад +5

      He’s still awfully quiet about Filoni approving all this

    • @bobulationnation
      @bobulationnation 6 месяцев назад +3

      @metalguitar777 I know what you're saying but I think that might be a bit to much for him to handle ATM, give him time it will happen 😉

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 6 месяцев назад

      @@bobulationnationthat guy did direct the first episode of avatar thigh really the two dudes who made it pretty much did everything there I think he also said that they basically had it handled.

    • @metalguitar777
      @metalguitar777 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@bobulationnation He’s in denial about Filoni approving this crap lol

    • @RobertTestowy
      @RobertTestowy 6 месяцев назад +1

      The dark side is not more powerful, just easier.

  • @Sean.Turtles
    @Sean.Turtles 6 месяцев назад +126

    When Sol warned Indara the risk of going in alone, that it could end up in a 50v1 fight against witches, and all she said was they're just women LOL
    Am I the only one that was like did she just disregard women in a show that was made for them?

    • @testtalon
      @testtalon 6 месяцев назад +15

      Lol ya. Also, Indara stated her issue with going as a team, then instantly backtracks on her stance and says "be vigilant."

    • @nathanjessehoffman
      @nathanjessehoffman 6 месяцев назад

      I'm really not paying such close atttention.

    • @supdevan6413
      @supdevan6413 6 месяцев назад

      Lol Sol also refused to even fight back against the zabrak chick. Also probably because she's a woman.

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 6 месяцев назад

      as a woman, dont think this show was made for us... it wasn't. it was made for a they/them that doesn't know SW and with g a y fantasy crap and nonsensical BS.

    • @plr985
      @plr985 6 месяцев назад +8

      I was confused by her statement too

  • @marvel_media
    @marvel_media 6 месяцев назад +79

    These episodes end weird. “Mae started a fire” *credits*. like huh? Okay. This episode would’ve been better If they showed less of what we’ve already seen, and shown more progression in the present time period

    • @DK-gy7ll
      @DK-gy7ll 6 месяцев назад +10

      At least half of the footage in this episode we've already seen in Episode 3. With the glacial pace of the storyline why go back and show us what happened all over again? This isn't just about somebody who knows nothing about Star Wars lore. This is about somebody who knows nothing about how to produce or direct a movie.

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@DK-gy7llya, cause these people aren't talented. They are not hired for being professional.

    • @GoofysBandit
      @GoofysBandit 6 месяцев назад +2

      It wouldn't be so bad if the episodes were 60 minutes long, like they should be for $23 million a pop. There's one episode left, and there's no shot this story is getting wrapped up in a nice bow within the span of another 30 minute episode. 😂 It'll be written for a second season that we'll never get.

    • @happybuttersblast8334
      @happybuttersblast8334 6 месяцев назад +2

      A bit of what they reshowed was to show us it happened differently according to Sol's POV

    • @auroa9854
      @auroa9854 6 месяцев назад +1

      because we know what happened after that lmfao

  • @Oroorel
    @Oroorel 6 месяцев назад +199

    Bro can we talk about the end credit music... wtf

    • @dooglive922
      @dooglive922 6 месяцев назад +29

      Honestly terrible

    • @stevenbrown3249
      @stevenbrown3249 6 месяцев назад +42

      Not appropriate for the atmosphere of Star Wars

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 6 месяцев назад +34

      These showrunners are insane.

    • @spinb
      @spinb 6 месяцев назад +4

      Maybe they were trying to be like The Sopranos, who would put a somewhat odd song at the end of each episode.

    • @DrumsOfWar84
      @DrumsOfWar84 6 месяцев назад +12

      Holy shit! I didn't even pay attention to the end music until I read this thread. I had to go back to check it out... I wish I didn't 🤮

  • @dnola6887
    @dnola6887 6 месяцев назад +1

    My son wanted to start rewatching the Star Wars movies again, starting in chronological order, so last night we rewatched Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. The movie has its flaws of course, but also has a number of things that it did well and were fun. One thing it did very well was to showcase the Jedi at the height of their power. Having seen the film on its initial release, it was a LOT of fun as someone who'd seen the original trilogy upon their releases to see how freaking awesome the Jedi were. Their portrayal was cool as can be.
    The Acolyte is set at a point when the Jedi are supposed to be even more at the top of their game, yet I never got that impression, or even the sense of how awesome the Jedi are from this series. This show has zero sense of fun, which was at the heart of the original trilogy, and for all their flaws, was certainly there in the prequel trilogy. Instead of matching or surpassing the coolness of the Jedi from The Phantom Menace, this show makes them seem like boring civil servants for the most part in comparison, as well as idiots.

  • @solo_dingo
    @solo_dingo 6 месяцев назад +1

    I watched Star Wars at the age of 5 in 1977. So it's an inescapable part of me.
    To make this last decade bearable, I just watch in good humour. This acolyte is truly terrible indeed, though it's not my Star Wars so I try not to take it to heart.

  • @lukeyluke117
    @lukeyluke117 6 месяцев назад +180

    I cannot believe there was nothing else to that fire…

    • @Sam_T2000
      @Sam_T2000 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@lukeyluke117 - yea… I was sure it was going to be an accident caused by the fight or something… but no, a small oil fire caused an entire stone fortress to explode 😑

    • @reelsquad747
      @reelsquad747 6 месяцев назад +8

      So ridiculous !!!!

    • @JoePNG.
      @JoePNG. 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@Sam_T2000 Well It was next to wires in the wall, and I mean, as an electronics technician, those are devastating. In the Navy, that's the leading fear with fires onboard. Where do wires connect? Power sources, and what do power sources do? .-. So now it kinda makes sense.

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@JoePNG.So what are you saying, copper wire will conduct fire? As an electrician you know copper wire is connected to metal, how exactly will a burning wire casing cause an explosion?

    • @blackfang377
      @blackfang377 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@JoePNG.Also to mention that the only reason the fire spread over the stone was due to the Oil/propellent from the lamp. As you can clearly see some liquid spreading as Mae left

  • @rossbaker-xh3wq
    @rossbaker-xh3wq 6 месяцев назад +34

    Can we all just appreciate that a long time ago in a galaxy far far away - a galaxy with hyperspace, space ships and lightsabers - a metal detector is still a metal detector. Brilliant 😂

    • @happybuttersblast8334
      @happybuttersblast8334 6 месяцев назад +2

      except it wasnt a metal detector in the show, it was equipment to help find the vergence or whatever they called it. wouldnt be the 100th time they've used our earth normal objects for props etc in star wars movies and shows

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 6 месяцев назад

      I meeean
      Of all the things to complain about Idk if that’s a big thing

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 6 месяцев назад

      I'm happy that in I a galaxy far, far away...Radio Shack exists.

  • @ShadowDissector
    @ShadowDissector 6 месяцев назад +65

    "It makes me feel sad that a bunch of people on the internet would somehow dismantle what I consider to be the most important piece of art that I've ever made." - Leslye Headland, 2024.

    • @Trevilianband
      @Trevilianband 6 месяцев назад +14

      Womp Womp.
      SHE MADE THE SERIES AND IS STILL CRYING VICTIM.

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 6 месяцев назад +4

      Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...

    • @Sethx020
      @Sethx020 6 месяцев назад

      Uwe Boll be like.

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@TrevilianbandWhen on this channel she is being called " A lesbian Methhead" by a commenter and Theory doesn't even blink an EYE ! She is a victim

    • @mickeyd8768
      @mickeyd8768 6 месяцев назад

      @@Watson480 being Weinsteins former assistant and all..

  • @randomfools808
    @randomfools808 6 месяцев назад +1

    That small lantern really did burn down that huge stone cave. Everyone involved with this show should never be allowed near a popular IP again. I'm predicting the shills compare the witches to Harry Potter. Last week was 50 Shades Of Grey. Walking through a jungle to them was somehow comparable to Predator. They are the reason entertainment has gotten as lazy as it has.

  • @gunslinger0042
    @gunslinger0042 6 месяцев назад +3

    Kidnaps unconscious person, take them to an island, gets naked in front of them....write what you know lol

  • @justwatchingdoom
    @justwatchingdoom 6 месяцев назад +8

    The power of: not knowing your assignment and throwing everything away to go home to Coruscant

    • @Fragger_Phrst
      @Fragger_Phrst 6 месяцев назад

      So this all happened because Torbin got home sick? Couldn’t have made it “something feels wrong here. Something wrong is destined to happen here” the masters not understanding it. COME ON I MADE THAT UP IN 5 SECONDS!! And it’s better than the home sick bullshit they came up with.

  • @depalma13
    @depalma13 6 месяцев назад +12

    So Torbin goes from a Padawan to a Jedi Master during a 16 year meditation?

    • @wtrpddles
      @wtrpddles 6 месяцев назад +2

      I guess so….

  • @jadoef.m4131
    @jadoef.m4131 6 месяцев назад +120

    This episodes makes it like Anakin wasn’t wrong about thinking the Jedi were evil. This show proves that Anakin was on to something when he turned to the dark side 😂

    • @trentonmeeuwsen739
      @trentonmeeuwsen739 6 месяцев назад +15

      Fr the whole episode was the Jedi committing crimes, randomly stalking, breaking in and doing this multiple times, talks about kidnapping 😂 like what

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 6 месяцев назад +14

      Nah, the Clone Wars series did that already. Nothing about this dumpster fire has any right to be canon.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ZenMonkeyGod You stole my words :)

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 6 месяцев назад +1

      Anakin saw the Acolyte.
      "BRICKS." - Anakin Skywalker

    • @elsamuraiguapo
      @elsamuraiguapo 6 месяцев назад +4

      Even if the Jedi weren't portrayed to be perfect in Lucas' star wars, it wasn't like the sith were ever portrayed to not be evil. This whole idea of making the dark side seductive to the viewer is a form of satanism in my view-which we know the alphabet stuff is tied to.

  • @thegreenman3213
    @thegreenman3213 6 месяцев назад +5

    All of this is happening and Yoda feels nothing. Jedi dying, sith….. nothing.

  • @joshuamorales4589
    @joshuamorales4589 6 месяцев назад +1

    I completely forgot about this show.

  • @DK-gy7ll
    @DK-gy7ll 6 месяцев назад +56

    Simply unbelievable. We've got Jedi acting like spoiled drama queens. Stone fortresses catching fire. Witches going Jim Jones on themselves. A Jedi Master who lacks the skill or strength to lift two little girls out of harm's way using the Force. And an apprentice who starts the whole mess because he misses listening to his record collection back on Coruscant. And we won't get into the Jedi's capacity to lie and try and cover the whole thing up. Yup, this episode has it all. I agree, this CAN'T be considered canon because it just destroyed the entire Star Wars storyline. This is an alternate reality series. It HAS to be. Either that, or at the end of hte next episode Yoda wakes up and says "Wow, pretty strong mushrooms they are!"

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 6 месяцев назад +7

      after the rage i felt watching this crap, yeah... i'd take that ending with yoda. I'll take it and be happy with it. lezz bo head is pocketing all those millions and is the worst writer I've ever heard of.

    • @justified004
      @justified004 6 месяцев назад +10

      The fact that this is supposed to be taking place during the High Republic is crazy. Disney told us when they created this High Republic era that this is the height of the Jedi and their powers. Yet, these Jedi are portrayed as the worst we have ever seen. They are selfish, emotional, attached, deceiving, and so many more things that Jedi aren't. The writers clearly know nothing about Jedi and can't even follow what they have put forth with this new timeliness. I've even read some of the High Republic book, and none of this meshes with it. Now, the Jedi are evil. Smh

    • @RaymondSanders-f8c
      @RaymondSanders-f8c 6 месяцев назад +3

      Bingo. Disney Star Wars is not Canon. Spread the word. Disney The Acolyte is not Canon. Spread the word. 😁

    • @RaymondSanders-f8c
      @RaymondSanders-f8c 6 месяцев назад +3

      I love Rey & Daisy Ridley but the Sequel Movies, which I call the Rey Movies, is not Canon. Alternate Universe stuff. What If stuff. Fan Fiction Entertainment.

    • @thomodachi
      @thomodachi 6 месяцев назад +4

      The Jedi suppose to be in their greatest height of power during the High Republic era, so many cool stories could have been told about their adventures around the galaxy, yet Leslye Headland decided to make them like scavengers going to the outer rim of the galaxy looking for god knows what and having emotional breakdowns because they cant take children away from their families. Holy shit what a waste of a show

  • @TR-ry1xv
    @TR-ry1xv 6 месяцев назад +48

    This makes Solo look like The Godfather.

    • @phantasticphizzle
      @phantasticphizzle 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @ClearLoki
      @ClearLoki 6 месяцев назад +1

      Solo is actually fun to watch, acolyte is just boring

    • @edelmantoamendola
      @edelmantoamendola 6 месяцев назад

      It makes Obi Wab look like Citizen Kane

  • @mzegeer
    @mzegeer 6 месяцев назад +14

    when i pick and choose what is cannon, mitigates the pain

  • @gogadantes8699
    @gogadantes8699 6 месяцев назад +2

    1:55
    Sol: "Girls! The bridge's collapsing! Run back and step off!"
    Voila. No Force power was even necessary.

  • @nuricimen8808
    @nuricimen8808 6 месяцев назад +2

    🤣the way torbin bounced and just took the speeder. And they way LES Headlamp gave sol weinstein forrest vibes is alarming lol.

  • @Keverember
    @Keverember 6 месяцев назад +17

    If you said “you have 8 episodes to tell your dream Star Wars story” I’d be stressed out trying to trim it down - and I’d be begging for 1 hour+ episodes. There’s MAYBE 1 hour of “story” total in this season and it’s excruciating to see it scraped across 8 episodes. Utter disaster

  • @leandercarey
    @leandercarey 6 месяцев назад +45

    "There is no Acolyte, there is peace... There is no Acolyte, there is knowledge... There is no Acolyte, there is serenity... There is no Acolyte, there is harmony... There is no Acolyte, there is the Force..."

  • @Napski_
    @Napski_ 6 месяцев назад +146

    Godzilla minus one only cost $15 million and that was a million times better than this series.

    • @thelittleal1212
      @thelittleal1212 6 месяцев назад +27

      Because Takashi Yamazaki knew what he was doing and showed how much love and care he has over the source material unlike the many of the people of Disney

    • @heikira438
      @heikira438 6 месяцев назад +3

      Your math sucks. 0x1,000,000 is still 0. Godzilla Minus One deserves higher praise

    • @LukeJohnson-tw5bo
      @LukeJohnson-tw5bo 6 месяцев назад +3

      @heikira438 your math is worse. Godzilla -1×1000000= -1000000

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 6 месяцев назад +2

      That always was on my bucket list to watch. Thanks for the reminder of that movie

    • @ravenrise320
      @ravenrise320 6 месяцев назад +1

      Agreed!!

  • @TT79-
    @TT79- 6 месяцев назад +1

    There was a metal detector in this episode. And they studied moss.
    No for real.

  • @jackregan4255
    @jackregan4255 6 месяцев назад

    Its getting to the point that I’m rlly excited for this show to come out every week just so I can watch yours and everyone else’s reviews lol

  • @CHking_Reborn
    @CHking_Reborn 6 месяцев назад +228

    Bro is uploading while hes still live 💀

    • @palpasheev
      @palpasheev 6 месяцев назад +40

      editors exist my boy 🤫

    • @psychomammoth9640
      @psychomammoth9640 6 месяцев назад +14

      It’s called efficient

    • @bradmillar6178
      @bradmillar6178 6 месяцев назад +8

      On point

    • @chrism8645
      @chrism8645 6 месяцев назад +4

      The force is strong with this one

    • @DarthGuyver
      @DarthGuyver 6 месяцев назад +4

      "The Darkside of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."

  • @taden2007
    @taden2007 6 месяцев назад +66

    I laughed out loud 4 different times for pure stupidity of the story telling.

    • @dickhornmedicineman2766
      @dickhornmedicineman2766 6 месяцев назад

      Lesley Headcase failed in every role she had a hand in. Writer, director, producer... Who the hell did she have blackmailing crap on to have gotten these jobs? Lesley's only redeeming feature is that she has the perfect square face to play M.O.D.O.C. in the next Ant Man movie...

  • @xavidelfiorano
    @xavidelfiorano 6 месяцев назад +30

    Soooo….Sol Killed the witch because…confusion, and she didn’t tell like “wait, let’s speak” instead she turned into smoke.

    • @thomodachi
      @thomodachi 6 месяцев назад

      What was that bitch really doing in the first place? like i have no idea why this show gotta make something simple so dramatic, she does all this crazy black magic shit then after Sol stabs her with a lightsaber, she goes..."I was gonna let Osha go with you"....like why didn't she just say that, the hell?

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 6 месяцев назад +7

      Technically Sol only offed one witch, Indara killed the rest. Or at least that's how they made it look. They possessed the Wookie and Indara used a "Jedi mind trick" or something and when he came out all the "meditating" witches that were controlling him dropped dead. It was pretty lame actually.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 6 месяцев назад

      @@mercuryshadow09 Seems like that those bimbo ass witches would have been aware that if a SINGLE Jedi brakes their mind fuck spell it would kill them all. That is on them, they were the ones playing Witchcraft against Jedi. My biggest complaint is they didn't say " the power of one, the power of two the power of ............." and then they die because that would have been soooooo funny.

    • @nobody2996
      @nobody2996 6 месяцев назад +14

      "Why did you stab me? I was just turning into the peaceful smoke demon form I always use for diplomacy during this tense standoff. Nothing threatening about this at all."

    • @xavidelfiorano
      @xavidelfiorano 6 месяцев назад

      @@nobody2996 absolutely 😂

  • @kyberkreeper
    @kyberkreeper 6 месяцев назад

    It makes sense now: Torbin foresaw this episode coming out and didn't want to be a part of it.

  • @yachtman87
    @yachtman87 6 месяцев назад +1

    Disney employees watching people make the script for Acolyte: "I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi"

    • @JadusMoltriel
      @JadusMoltriel 6 месяцев назад

      Are you Yachter from Ahnaldt101's channel?

  • @jamescampbell8482
    @jamescampbell8482 6 месяцев назад +14

    I dont know how they managed to set a series 100 years before The Phantom Menace, and yet drive at 1000 mph at each plot point from that movie, like its a brick wall, just to do it worse, while simultaneously making George's story about Anakin less unique, and less relevant.
    Its like a resteraunt you loved eating at changing owners/managers/chef, and the new people try to "improve" the recipe. Not only is it not better, but it manages to make you sad for the meal you used to enjoy.

  • @romanr.4821
    @romanr.4821 6 месяцев назад +39

    I totally respect that you keep reminding fans not to act hostile towards the fans of Disney SW. It shows that you embraced the real philosophy of starwars.

    • @greghorne2372
      @greghorne2372 6 месяцев назад +3

      Although he did say that anyone who likes this show is like someone eating poo and saying Yum, thank you.

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 6 месяцев назад +1

      He maybe a "Jedi" to them, but I am "Sith" to them. Bwahahahahahaha!!!

    • @thegamingkitchen8429
      @thegamingkitchen8429 6 месяцев назад

      Star wars theory dog whistles​@@greghorne2372

    • @tev2332
      @tev2332 6 месяцев назад

      Disney SW fans are mentally ill people, we should be nice to them

  • @xcreeseseater38
    @xcreeseseater38 6 месяцев назад +25

    Saul on the speeder bike CGI was HIDEOUS I sat up in my chair and audibly said what the fuck and had to replay it lol

  • @prettypristinepoetry8984
    @prettypristinepoetry8984 6 месяцев назад +1

    I took a big acolyte in the toilet before watching this video

  • @MrOlleyOlley
    @MrOlleyOlley 6 месяцев назад +1

    If these Jedi are not going to act like Jedi they really need to explain why they are not acting like Jedi. Why would the Padawan ignore his master and 2 other Jedi’s coz he’s a little home sick

  • @inkwell101
    @inkwell101 6 месяцев назад +62

    How did the Jedi not pick up a giant compound on their scanners before landing on the planet?

    • @tactastic66
      @tactastic66 6 месяцев назад +10

      Because the writers didn’t have it in the budget for their scanners to pick that up

    • @JoefromNJ1
      @JoefromNJ1 6 месяцев назад

      i thought that but im sure the witches found some way to conceal it from scanning

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@tactastic66they had a metal detector though 😂😂

    • @aquapendulum
      @aquapendulum 6 месяцев назад +6

      It was built on a mountain too. A MOUNTAIN! They missed an artificial construction built on one of the the highest altitudes on the planet!

    • @MikeyJG
      @MikeyJG 6 месяцев назад +2

      Stop nit picking. There was a problem with the plot capacitor causing an issue with the writing generator. Lesbian Headlamp promised to get it fixed for season two.

  • @chadg3215
    @chadg3215 6 месяцев назад +6

    I want to know why every episode looks like it's in 480p when they spend 180 million

    • @auroa9854
      @auroa9854 6 месяцев назад

      that is disney+'s fault, not the shows

  • @NuteShunsRey
    @NuteShunsRey 6 месяцев назад +56

    I completely agree with you on this show.... but still disagree with you on Andor my man. Andor is Hella good! That said, keep on being you bro!!

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 6 месяцев назад +25

      Andor is great!

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 6 месяцев назад +5

      Andor came at the wrong time, had it been made exactly as is ten years ago, it would be revered by the entire fanbase. Too many are jaded by garbage like The Acolyte to have given it a chance.

    • @ARandomInternetUser08
      @ARandomInternetUser08 6 месяцев назад +5

      Meh, Andor was ok, but it's overrated.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@ARandomInternetUser08 I'm with you on that one, I NEVER watch reviews til I form my own opinion after watching whatever it is, after I finished Andor I thought "Hmmm its alright, some parts were draggy and a lot of characters weren't too interesting" and online it's blowing up from a bandwagon of people praising it.

    • @ruinenlust_
      @ruinenlust_ 6 месяцев назад +5

      Andor is the best Star Wars since the prequels

  • @kan-zee
    @kan-zee 6 месяцев назад +1

    It is Discovered.
    Kathleen Kennedy is the True Disney Sith master
    and her apprentice is Leslye Headland
    Disney Plus is the Death Star , aiming to destroy Everything; STARWARS
    The Power of many (witches), was useless against the Power of one Jedi (Master Indara)
    The Powerful Sith Qimir, can wipe out 8 jedi with a force push...but can't handle a few big flying ticks?

  • @Fletch85uk
    @Fletch85uk 6 месяцев назад +1

    I knew it would be this bad just from LH being so anti toward George's ideas

  • @michaelivan9066
    @michaelivan9066 6 месяцев назад +81

    The “Jedi” were not very Jedi. They seemed to be ruled by emotion and they have the maturity of 10 year olds.

    • @happybuttersblast8334
      @happybuttersblast8334 6 месяцев назад +2

      Because Anakin and Luke didnt have emotions get the best of them ever either

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 6 месяцев назад

      the show is written at the 5 year old level, so 10 is pretty jedi

    • @SuperDunk1000
      @SuperDunk1000 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@happybuttersblast8334 this is an excuse for bad writing and poor understanding of the Jedi by acolyte writers

    • @talaris-uk
      @talaris-uk 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@happybuttersblast8334Luke wasn’t a Jedi until the very end of RoTJ, when he eventually resisted giving in to his anger. Anakin let his emotions dictate his actions, and “died” as a consequence, becoming Vader.

    • @KristianTBV
      @KristianTBV 6 месяцев назад

      THAT'S THE POINT!!!

  • @temetnosce2099
    @temetnosce2099 6 месяцев назад +9

    I have never and will never watch an episode of this atrocity.

  • @jeffreyroedel9804
    @jeffreyroedel9804 6 месяцев назад +34

    Giving Torbin an actual desire for why he wanted to go home to Coruscant would have been.... interesting and added urgency to the whole episode. Like maybe he's too attached to someone there, maybe a secret love interest, or he owes a debt from his past life as a street urchin of Coruscant and his brother is in danger, and that causes tension with his own Jedi beliefs and his dutiful Master, of course. Instead he wants to go home because "reasons" so all the Jedi action happens in this episode because...why?

    • @laraq07
      @laraq07 6 месяцев назад +1

      Torbin was actually a street urchin of another planet NOT Coruscant.

    • @mantis1s1k
      @mantis1s1k 6 месяцев назад +7

      Boredom will make you do some crazy things... such as watching this terrible show, or charging headfirst into a coven of space witches.

    • @laraq07
      @laraq07 6 месяцев назад

      PS: It was the planet Bonadan.

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 6 месяцев назад

      he finally can get his hair implants.

  • @Chris-Brown-
    @Chris-Brown- 6 месяцев назад +1

    He only had one force thread left on him at that time.
    I think thats how the force works this week

  • @cabercrombie13
    @cabercrombie13 6 месяцев назад +1

    compare Sol's inability to pull the kids to him vs Rey lifting a giant pile of boulders with no training

  • @Sam_T2000
    @Sam_T2000 6 месяцев назад +16

    what is the point of Mae and Osha being weird Force twins? could they not have told this same story with them just being regular sisters, one of whom was taken by the Jedi, and the other resented the Jedi for doing so and became an “acolyte”?

    • @rich.jerkov
      @rich.jerkov 6 месяцев назад

      Because that would involve a man. Haven't you heard? Strong, modern women don't need men. Even to procreate.

    • @mikeabbaticchio5754
      @mikeabbaticchio5754 6 месяцев назад +1

      No, bc if they did that, they couldn't shit all over the Skywalkers. You know, Disney's favorite past time😢

  • @gavinishavinabadday
    @gavinishavinabadday 6 месяцев назад +11

    im glad i canceled my disney+ subscription and watched this show by other means. Don't want them to think i'm supporting it while i laugh at it

  • @brettritchison8169
    @brettritchison8169 6 месяцев назад +15

    the stupid pop song when they rolled credits? I don't even recognize this as Star Wars

    • @kimmie4732
      @kimmie4732 6 месяцев назад

      It only worked for Sabine and it will only ever work for Sabine

  • @TheHaywireStory
    @TheHaywireStory 6 месяцев назад +1

    I completely understand the lore breaking and it definitely isn't canon in my mind either, but for some reason I enjoy it but i wont try and defend it for sure

  • @Xxstephenx1x
    @Xxstephenx1x 6 месяцев назад +2

    Ways this show could have worked. Make 2 big changes. Insted of the jedi masters being these horrible people make them Padawans that snuck away from their masters thinking if they got the kids away, they would be heroes. 2 the twins were not born of the force they are very weak but threw rituals they together become very, very strong. That way, anakin is still the only one Born of the force and is the chosen one. These obviously need work, but I feel like something along these lines might have made it better. These padawans got away with something bad, and now, as masters they are having to deal with that. Replace the coven with a sect of night sisters and the sith with one of the moms who survived. Idk maybe involve this with the ashoka show somehow with those other night sisters.

  • @salemk.3098
    @salemk.3098 6 месяцев назад +43

    the writer is not breaking the lore, she just doesn’t know what the hell star wars is

    • @Solaris1998
      @Solaris1998 6 месяцев назад +6

      Can't break lore if you don't know the lore.

    • @happybuttersblast8334
      @happybuttersblast8334 6 месяцев назад +1

      Im not going to listen to the guy in this video about lore when he cited a non canon CD Rom for the one jedi's age as this show breaking lore LMAO. Just because its on Wookiepedia doesnt mean its main canon, that site gets stuff from non canon sources like that CD rom a bit

    • @falxblade1352
      @falxblade1352 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@happybuttersblast8334
      Cerean lifespans may not be (disney) canon, but you know what is? Mundi having no idea about the sith still existing. That is much more severe than adding 50+ years to an alien's life.

    • @pepperoni2077
      @pepperoni2077 6 месяцев назад +1

      Everything is actually much simpler. The screenwriters are simply incompetent, unable to create an interesting and deep story. And lorebreaking is not the main problem of the series. It's just boring

  • @RealKyteo
    @RealKyteo 6 месяцев назад +31

    This was a hard one to sit through

    • @Eechuta
      @Eechuta 6 месяцев назад

      Didnt even watch it completely, kept skipping to the end

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 6 месяцев назад

      I didn't think that was possible but I was proven wrong.

  • @bretticus6722
    @bretticus6722 6 месяцев назад +44

    He Kidnapped a Girl and Brings her to an Island huuuum...🤔 well Write What Ya Know I Guess

    • @nathanjessehoffman
      @nathanjessehoffman 6 месяцев назад +1

      She was Weinsteins assistant not Epstein's.

    • @bretticus6722
      @bretticus6722 6 месяцев назад +7

      @nathanjessehoffman OH ok that makes it better🤦‍♂️

    • @mattiaslarsson5647
      @mattiaslarsson5647 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@nathanjessehoffmnan that dosent excuse this show weinstien was a creep as well

    • @guyfawkes5291
      @guyfawkes5291 6 месяцев назад +6

      And you dont think they hung out on the island together?
      ​@nathanjessehoffman

    • @WristwatchAddiction
      @WristwatchAddiction 6 месяцев назад

      @@nathanjessehoffmanhe said “write what you know I guess” not “write about who employs you.” Something tells me she’s probably been there, done that. This whole “I need her as my padawan” arc (without even knowing her) was just weird and honestly kinda creepy.

  • @miklos1298
    @miklos1298 6 месяцев назад +1

    Remember folks, you only hurt these people with money. That’s the only thing they feel and I’ve been really hurt ever since what they did with the Kenobi show.
    That was the inflection point on the graph for me. This is most definitely not cannon to me, a lot of Disney Star Wars is not canon to me. I think it’s an insult to even compare this to bad fan fiction. Much rather spend time on that then this shite. Thank fuck I cancelled my Disney plus.
    Btw, you can’t even downgrade from annual to monthly. You have to create a brand new account…

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 6 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine building up to all these "questions" and having all the answers be the dumbest thing possible

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 6 месяцев назад

      It's the latest season of Doctor Who all over again. XD

  • @WristwatchAddiction
    @WristwatchAddiction 6 месяцев назад +9

    I don’t know what’s the worse crime. The clear money laundering being done in front of us or the fact that it’s also so terribly boring and atrocious.

  • @EaZyRaMz
    @EaZyRaMz 6 месяцев назад +13

    Sol killed the mother in the courtyard, but osha seen her body with all the others inside, they can’t get anything right

    • @MizzterFu
      @MizzterFu 6 месяцев назад +2

      Nah her body was outside

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 6 месяцев назад +5

      I'm just wondering how the Jedi know Mae started the fire and Osha doesn't because...shes unconcious AGAIN? She watched Mae start the fire. I've lost count of how many times Osha has been knocked out, surely she has brain damage.

    • @MizzterFu
      @MizzterFu 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@mercuryshadow09 She knows Mae started the fire, she blames her for killing their parents and everyone in there

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@MizzterFuwhy did she ask what happened?

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@MizzterFuhere, let's go over the scene again.
      Osha: what happened?
      Sol: Mae started a fire.
      Does that dialogue make sense to you? Again, how did Sol know what happened and why did he tell Osha what happened if she was there and knows wtf happened? And why was she unconcious??? NON-SENSICAL AF!

  • @jessegpresley
    @jessegpresley 6 месяцев назад +4

    113 million in 2005 Revenge Of The Sith days is equal to 182 million in 2024 Acolyte dollars.

  • @willfowler6276
    @willfowler6276 6 месяцев назад +1

    Positives: 1) One good actor is master Indara (characteristic of everything Jedi should be 2)light saber fights. Negatives: everything/body in the series

  • @AviationJeremy
    @AviationJeremy 6 месяцев назад

    I also love how Ohsa and Mae just keep yelling teach others’ names on a fucking loop.