r/Maliciouscompliance Teacher Humiliates Hyper-Karen!

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @Kipli83
    @Kipli83 5 лет назад +8839

    Your drink sounds like my favorite drink. Boathouse vanilla chai, addictively good!

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  5 лет назад +3185

      YES!
      This is actually the one
      OMG its good

    • @DanielCollins85
      @DanielCollins85 5 лет назад +304

      Baja Blast from Taco Bell was my favorite drink. I'm an American who moved to Canada. In Canada the Taco Bells don't carry Baja Blast, so when we would go to the US to visit my family it was a special treat. Just recently they started selling it in stores and it's been a dream come true.

    • @kat4827
      @kat4827 5 лет назад +80

      I’m gonna try and find this but I live in Canada so I’m not sure if they’re sold here

    • @buggyhuman
      @buggyhuman 5 лет назад +46

      Hmm, sounds good, too bad I don't think they sell where I live. (I live in Washington)

    • @rowdy6274
      @rowdy6274 5 лет назад +21

      @@kat4827 order it in bulk? That's what I do in cases like that

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +8819

    I don't usually do stories from my personal life.
    More of these?

  • @Feytouched.Locket
    @Feytouched.Locket 4 года назад +5592

    “Did anyone picture Piccolo from DBZ?” *Me, picturing an anthropomorphic musical instrument*

    • @elvinlight7853
      @elvinlight7853 4 года назад +24

      Lol

    • @lalaoooohh439
      @lalaoooohh439 4 года назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @rakiskaaruna6605
      @rakiskaaruna6605 4 года назад +40

      whoever ruins the 69 likes is gay so no one can do it

    • @reginlief1
      @reginlief1 4 года назад +8

      Zabuza Momochi oops it’s ok I took it back

    • @0marschall16
      @0marschall16 4 года назад +38

      Locket Angel *me picturing Pinocchio*

  • @cronical246
    @cronical246 4 года назад +2323

    "Get me a room even if the hotel is full"
    "yeah totally, I'll just get my tools and start building one now, genius"

    • @louismasters9299
      @louismasters9299 4 года назад +139

      "Ah yes. Allow me to just press the ever so convenient 'create a room on demand' button that I have here at all times. My apologies, sir."

    • @personexisting123
      @personexisting123 4 года назад +29

      Inge Hansen your useless

    • @gksarina
      @gksarina 4 года назад +20

      Hotel tycoon

    • @vewayy
      @vewayy 4 года назад +2

      fking kick out a person on holiday like tf

    • @vewayy
      @vewayy 4 года назад +10

      Inge Hansen why did you feel the need to post such a sh**ty reply

  • @Slipknotyk06
    @Slipknotyk06 2 года назад +341

    "Why did you give them the executive suite and not us?"
    "Sir, they actually treated me like a human being, and I complied with your request. If you wouldn't have cut me off, you would've gotten it, but your attitude cost you the upgrade."

  • @IsomerMashups
    @IsomerMashups 4 года назад +1644

    I like how the ice cream story had a happy ending and he admitted he was wrong. It's so much better than the angry ones.

    • @nousername191
      @nousername191 4 года назад +132

      I love how the husband goes "Alright, you got me. That's fair"

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 года назад +87

      That's how you know they were meant to be.

    • @rpgeezplayz9089
      @rpgeezplayz9089 4 года назад +65

      Wholesome stories are really nice to watch and listen to

    • @wind-born2581
      @wind-born2581 4 года назад +76

      There needs to be a WholesomeRevenge Reddit, just saying.

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 4 года назад +10

      Wind-Born aww 🥺

  • @shrimpramen5055
    @shrimpramen5055 5 лет назад +999

    2:29 DO YOUR JOB AND PRESS THE BUTTON!
    Presses the security button

  • @GloriousZote
    @GloriousZote 5 лет назад +3476

    So lemme get this straight, you have a drink that's really rare and you really like, and you only buy ONE bottle? Stock up on it dammit

    • @pyromanvideo
      @pyromanvideo 5 лет назад +231

      That's exactly what i thought 😂

    • @Shikaschima
      @Shikaschima 5 лет назад +131

      @@trashtoto look at it this way. You never have to buy diet coke again. Less to carry.

    • @corytheodst5260
      @corytheodst5260 5 лет назад +41

      Lillian Wood the fuck is Diet Coke lime?

    • @cubix6495
      @cubix6495 5 лет назад +52

      Well stock up yh but also get your phone out and take a photo of drink with its name. It is quite obvious lol.
      Edit :you take the name so that you can find the recipe for it later if you can't find it.

    • @kazekage3349
      @kazekage3349 5 лет назад +33

      I was going to say that as well like why would you not get multiple if it is hard to find and you really like it.

  • @samyork7409
    @samyork7409 4 года назад +915

    The girl from the hotel is a f***ing legend

  • @brandonticas4049
    @brandonticas4049 5 лет назад +3343

    When you steal your own drink.
    *Surprised Pikachu Face*

  • @Emmic-wh4yr
    @Emmic-wh4yr 5 лет назад +702

    "Two double beds, or is that too difficult for you?"
    Me: "SIR, you need to listen, or is that too difficult for you?"

    • @vewayy
      @vewayy 4 года назад +1

      🤔

    • @thebetaman
      @thebetaman 4 года назад +1

      😑

    • @mickie0833
      @mickie0833 4 года назад +6

      When the dude said “you must be mentally slow” I was like “SIR! Your the mentally slow one! Can’t you see she’s trying to help! And trying to talk with you about the arrangements but your not listening!

  • @quetzalcoatlqqqqqqqq
    @quetzalcoatlqqqqqqqq 5 лет назад +1856

    In several European languages picolo is the word for a bellhop/porter. The DBZ version is more funny though...

    • @cmm3699
      @cmm3699 5 лет назад +9

      Geert Hoeks I assumed as much

    • @azulspirit1385
      @azulspirit1385 5 лет назад +16

      @@cmm3699 i also assumed dbz piccolo was funnier

    • @ladyviren
      @ladyviren 5 лет назад +38

      Geert Hoeks I was thinking about the damn instrument

    • @michaelwautraets7126
      @michaelwautraets7126 5 лет назад +29

      Here in Belgium, a picolo can be a type of bread bun, a belhop/porter and a flute.

    • @deeplyblue7299
      @deeplyblue7299 5 лет назад +9

      It was Denmark

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima 4 года назад +814

    Fun fact: piccolo in italian means small. I am imagining a dwarf carrying their giant luggages all by himself

    • @L1K34PR0
      @L1K34PR0 3 года назад +61

      Fuck now i imagine butler mario

    • @silky0439
      @silky0439 3 года назад +10

      @@L1K34PR0 ROFL!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @octoriiiii
      @octoriiiii 3 года назад +11

      I am know thinking of Dopey carrying luggages and dressed as a bellhop

    • @Vendelboe64
      @Vendelboe64 3 года назад +15

      Piccolo is also the same as a bellboy

    • @catrixita4229
      @catrixita4229 3 года назад +3

      Yeah,i'm italian and i didn't get when they call him "piccolo"

  • @moonlord4439
    @moonlord4439 5 лет назад +517

    Piccolo: i dont have time for this...
    **carries bags while grumbling**

    • @fusionforceproductions1725
      @fusionforceproductions1725 5 лет назад +51

      Piccolo: I used to be a Z- Fighter and now I'm stuck here...
      *grumbles to himself in the elevator*

    • @darrylhamlin7475
      @darrylhamlin7475 5 лет назад +18

      DODGE!

    • @RodentSpawn
      @RodentSpawn 5 лет назад +12

      @@darrylhamlin7475 (gohan rolling dodge)well... he could be dodging better

    • @williammartinez276
      @williammartinez276 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @lost8819
      @lost8819 5 лет назад +25

      Piccolo: I used to fight someone who destroyed my planet...
      Also Piccolo: *Stomps onto the elevator and grumbles*

  • @neferacronia6798
    @neferacronia6798 4 года назад +841

    I was so terrified that the ice cream story was gonna end badly that my heart fell as she was walking to her s/o but thank goodness those two really understand each other

    • @doso4782
      @doso4782 4 года назад +72

      Yea! Really nice of the lady to make the ice cream, and very nice of the man to admit his mistake and improve himself.

    • @MikayaAkyo
      @MikayaAkyo 4 года назад +36

      That is what i call good chemistry. Being able to pull these kind of things without it becoming sour.
      I'm really glad i can pull these kind of things with my GF too when one of us is being lazy and we punish each other for it (Altho in our case it's mostly either of us asking something which could've been really easy for us to just slap into google ourselves and the other one responding with a "Let me google that for you" link that searches for the asked thing.)

    • @guillermorelobalopez7553
      @guillermorelobalopez7553 4 года назад +18

      A great story of a couple overcoming centuries of sexist education together.

    • @waynequach1898
      @waynequach1898 4 года назад +12

      Same thought the dude was gonna throw a fucking tantrum

    • @masonthomas2583
      @masonthomas2583 4 года назад +6

      Came to watch malicious compliance acted upon entitled assholes & psychotic Karens. Gets that pile of warm wholesomeness.
      Me: A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one-

  • @cocolarge4305
    @cocolarge4305 5 лет назад +991

    Mob: gets angry
    Desk lady: piccolo would you please?
    Piccolo: HELLZONE GRENADE!!!!!

    • @335chr
      @335chr 5 лет назад +36

      Oh man it even has a cool name

    • @vastholosgaming6632
      @vastholosgaming6632 4 года назад +5

      I don’t know why i imaged this

    • @mckaleighwatson3942
      @mckaleighwatson3942 4 года назад +5

      OMG I told my brother about this, he's a huge fan, and he got so happy. He found it hilarious.

    • @TheLocalAngryKid
      @TheLocalAngryKid 4 года назад +13

      Nail: Okay any las last ditch efforts
      Piccolo: yeah "NAIL GUN!"

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 4 года назад +1

      Of antioch

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 4 года назад +495

    The ice cream story is both cute and funny. Sounds like the hubby got his "just desserts". OK...I'll see myself out.

  • @rift3068
    @rift3068 5 лет назад +321

    Man: GIVE ME THE EMPEROR SUI-
    Piccolo: *smacks him over the head with a suitcase* *WHY DIDNT YOU DODGE*

    • @jonathonantonides8391
      @jonathonantonides8391 5 лет назад +9

      Piccolo: DOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!

    • @KenderGuy
      @KenderGuy 5 лет назад +7

      gonna be honest, this was way funnier than him saying "piccolo from Dragon Ball Z"

    • @arthurroyal8909
      @arthurroyal8909 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so would be piccolo's way to handle him

  • @justsomeguywithabeardx
    @justsomeguywithabeardx 5 лет назад +357

    Piccolo:*Takes OP's bag* *Chucks it at OP's head*.
    Piccolo: "DOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!".

  • @vally3821
    @vally3821 5 лет назад +1172

    6:30 - i imagined a literal piccolo instrument carrying their bags into the elevator

    • @brycemw
      @brycemw 5 лет назад +21

      exotic . tt I play the piccolo so I imagined the same thing

    • @Atlasthepenguin
      @Atlasthepenguin 5 лет назад +22

      I imagined Piccolo from Paper Mario (A flying note) Carrying the bags

    • @satellitestargazer2770
      @satellitestargazer2770 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @natalieeuley1734
      @natalieeuley1734 5 лет назад +11

      I imagined someone playing a piccolo escorting them

    • @lonelylover17
      @lonelylover17 5 лет назад +5

      Same kinda......... i imagined a flying piccolo with the things on it just..... flying over to the elevator idk i have a fucked up mind also i kinda play the piccolo but in larged(i play the flute)

  • @flowerjpotter1629
    @flowerjpotter1629 3 года назад +327

    "Business as usual" in the UK often is said sarcastically, when things just carry regardless of whatever the situation is, and it doesn't always mean business, it just whatever carrys on.

    • @silky0439
      @silky0439 3 года назад +23

      Interesting. Business as usual in the States means, nothing out of the ordinary. If you work a 9 - 5 with/without problems, you do it. Go home for the weekend, come back Monday. If they're "Foreseeable problems" you go on call. THAT is Business as usual. However, if it is UNFORSEEN, Time and a half up to double Time and a half can be made depending on the specialty. I hope I cleared it up a bit. It also depends on the company structure but compensation is required By Law.

    • @wiihesmallboi1575
      @wiihesmallboi1575 3 года назад +5

      Ye sometimes my parents yous it to say. so if my chores are from 8-5 on weekends then my mum asks me to do a chore at8:30 then it's an easy chore like my chores as usual or BAU.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 3 года назад +10

      "Business as usual" does it meant SNAFU?
      Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

    • @flowerjpotter1629
      @flowerjpotter1629 3 года назад

      @@silky0439
      Thanks for explaining.

    • @flowerjpotter1629
      @flowerjpotter1629 3 года назад +2

      @@erichanastacio9695
      You made me laugh there.

  • @chelle1699
    @chelle1699 5 лет назад +410

    Imagine Piccolo throwing your bags at you while yelling 'DOOOOOOOODGE!'

    • @bbobbers
      @bbobbers 5 лет назад +3

      Hakai lol

    • @ScyutsBlckCloud
      @ScyutsBlckCloud 5 лет назад +8

      Hakai I'd get hit like Kid Gohan

    • @rickvrieling
      @rickvrieling 5 лет назад +11

      Not a translation error. Piccolo means Hotel porter/Bellhop/Bell boy in dutch. So he just used that.
      nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piccolo_(hotelbediende)
      The more you know.

    • @mandast7455
      @mandast7455 5 лет назад +5

      It's not that complex

    • @ariannewingard1660
      @ariannewingard1660 5 лет назад +12

      @@rickvrieling It's something that We could have figured out,But, it's funnier to imagine the Dbz Piccolo as a bellhop.

  • @Laura-ui9rt
    @Laura-ui9rt 5 лет назад +658

    That icecream one was actually a nice ending for once.

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh 4 года назад +32

      Yeah, I really appreciated the wholesome ending

    • @vewayy
      @vewayy 4 года назад +8

      waiittt, halfway through- i’ll edit it once i understand everything
      Edit: @Sonysangalang reminded me, yes i understand now, i thought that you meant the ice cream one was at the end, it is a nice ending though lol

    • @sonysangalang
      @sonysangalang 4 года назад

      @@vewayy You Done?

    • @MidnightStalkins
      @MidnightStalkins 4 года назад +1

      Vewayy why do you have to be so exaggerative about it. Just wait until you watch the video and then comment?annoying asf

    • @jickboi308
      @jickboi308 4 года назад +2

      FlamingWolf7492 6Kush6King6 why does it matter what they do? It’s not gonna kill you will it? But if it does obviously not much is lost

  • @jonathanv8908
    @jonathanv8908 4 года назад +907

    When r slash tells his own story it sounds like someone esles story and I'm expecting text.

  • @kokotree9226
    @kokotree9226 3 года назад +237

    The husband and wife thing was the most wholesome malicious complaints

    • @siennaq5553
      @siennaq5553 3 года назад +2

      Lime juice and correct it

  • @ashleyoliva7588
    @ashleyoliva7588 4 года назад +558

    I love how he breaks into laughter while reading and has to repeat himself. You can tell hes reading these with us and enjoying it just as much. So wholesome!

    • @AgentForeverSus
      @AgentForeverSus 3 года назад +5

      100th like and r/wholesom

    • @eduardpeeterlemming
      @eduardpeeterlemming 2 года назад +4

      Him being not able to read normally while laughing is amazing part of video

  • @themimikyureturns4758
    @themimikyureturns4758 5 лет назад +418

    Piccolo:Geez How much does your bag weigh!!!!???
    Me:*Glint in eyes* OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
    Piccolo:..... God damnit

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 5 лет назад +28

      I can just imagine him grumbling under his breath. Not out of tiredness, but frustration.

    • @dendeboi
      @dendeboi 5 лет назад +24

      Why do i have the feeling that Chi-Chi was the chef, Krillin is the doctor at the nearest clinic just throwing senzu beans at people, Goku and Vegeta being personal trainers for the nearest gym, and Goten and Trunks being travel guides.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 5 лет назад +11

      @Super Kami Dende
      This is Gold.

    • @dendeboi
      @dendeboi 5 лет назад +10

      @@wannabehistorian371 Thanks it popped into my head and i thought that was most likely the case

    • @themimikyureturns4758
      @themimikyureturns4758 5 лет назад +7

      Man dragon Ball really went downhill fast

  • @iamnotpasta4408
    @iamnotpasta4408 4 года назад +359

    him laughing before he gets to the funny part is such a mood

  • @apollothehealinghunter5328
    @apollothehealinghunter5328 4 года назад +226

    When they said piccolo i just imagined a small wood wind instrument pulling luggage behind him haha

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 3 года назад +3

      Me too that was funny

    • @trituchi8150
      @trituchi8150 3 года назад +2

      heck I play the piccolo lol

    • @rainer999
      @rainer999 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was DBZ piccolo lolz

    • @brianharvey2847
      @brianharvey2847 3 года назад +3

      I imagined a tall green alien wearing a cape casually pulling his luggage while flying

    • @rainer999
      @rainer999 3 года назад

      @@brianharvey2847 lol

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 5 лет назад +253

    The icecream story, cute. Good that he didn't react in a bad way and actually acknowledged he was in the wrong.

    • @BadassRandomness
      @BadassRandomness 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah that made me happy haha

    • @jamessissem7319
      @jamessissem7319 5 лет назад +1

      You go gitl,the spoon of icecream was fing brillant!!!LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jenicdarling9690
      @jenicdarling9690 4 года назад +1

      Yeah i imagined her trying not to smile or giggle while making it and serving it to him. But hey him being lazy worked out for the best cause she said now he started to do more like treat and do stuff for her too.

  • @indingenous5704
    @indingenous5704 5 лет назад +351

    Area 51: doesnt let kid in
    Karen: let me get... a manager

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 5 лет назад +3

      Haven't we already had Karen vs NCO? Didn't end well for the Karen.

    • @Saikoes
      @Saikoes 5 лет назад +7

      Area 51 guard: Shooting at a Kyle
      Karen: Ahem, why are you shooting at him and not at my child?

    • @sosdeadly1xbox778
      @sosdeadly1xbox778 5 лет назад

      Soilder:Well if he wants to go in he needs a coffin

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 5 лет назад

      @@alyssalouard8549 MegaKaren vs infantry NCO. Could be interesting.

    • @charadremurr2365
      @charadremurr2365 5 лет назад

      Area 51: *shoots Karen until her body is no more*
      Karen: (as a ghost) HOW DARE YOU KILL ME!!
      Area 51: *uses a weapon like the ghost busters to capture the Karen then throws it in the maximum security area*
      Another Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
      Rinse and repeat

  • @SewardWriter
    @SewardWriter 3 года назад +76

    "Piccolo" is a European term for a bellhop.

  • @sleepdeprived_inc.
    @sleepdeprived_inc. 5 лет назад +546

    HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT R/SLASH’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER!?!

    • @danajohnson6273
      @danajohnson6273 5 лет назад +51

      I thought the same thing! Like, he's got an SO? Of course cuz he's awesome, and just never mentioned her. So now we know. 😁

    • @remy5347
      @remy5347 5 лет назад +7

      @@danajohnson6273 or him

    • @MarbeenieGames
      @MarbeenieGames 5 лет назад +60

      @@remy5347 r/slash clearly used the she/her pronouns, not sure why'd you say "or he" 🤔

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад +51

      @@MarbeenieGames Probably because we're dealing with one of those people who has some weird obsession with everyone being gay

    • @BadSageAdvice
      @BadSageAdvice 5 лет назад +28

      Meerkat More everyone deserves to be a little gay. Happiness is better.

  • @justbpostin
    @justbpostin 4 года назад +966

    Piccolo(Noun)
    : A waiter's assistant in a hotel or restaurant.

    • @AWhale.
      @AWhale. 4 года назад +16

      Thank you boomer

    • @progressjournal
      @progressjournal 4 года назад +49

      Ahh, thanks, makes more sense

    • @Dosoup
      @Dosoup 4 года назад +11

      Mr. Llama Man go to sleep

    • @dbyfitness2939
      @dbyfitness2939 4 года назад +33

      Piccolo (noun):big green slugman

    • @adiarainfoster
      @adiarainfoster 4 года назад +84

      @@AWhale. Wow, ok so, if knowing information you don't know or at least having the intelligence to look up information and become informed makes a person come from the Baby Boomer generation, does that mean you are less than intelligent along with the rest of the younger generations like the ones you and I belong to? I mean by your definition, calling him that for having actual true information is basically saying they are smarter than us younger people lol. That makes me sad to be younger than the boomers. lol

  • @zertexxa890
    @zertexxa890 4 года назад +367

    R/ significant other: takes drink
    R/: you've been bamboozled

  • @Nicooriia
    @Nicooriia 4 года назад +171

    Piccolo is also "small" in italian, or a very small wind instrument, so it left me wondering what OP meant by piccolo, now I can't unsee dbz, or a tiny person holding luggage.

    • @BartManNL
      @BartManNL 4 года назад +11

      The Piccolo is the Bellhop.

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua 4 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @disrespect9376
      @disrespect9376 4 года назад +3

      Just imagine piccolo in a tux with white gloves and one of those valet hats

    • @Thomasg1404
      @Thomasg1404 4 года назад +1

      No that German for a small Bottle of Champagne or we call it "Sekt"

  • @chrisraab8218
    @chrisraab8218 5 лет назад +689

    RSlash: “Did anyone else imagine piccolo angrily carrying there bags?”
    Me: “YES!!!”

    • @dominickbenincasa5043
      @dominickbenincasa5043 5 лет назад +4

      Chris Raab- I did too

    • @trafulgerlaw3332
      @trafulgerlaw3332 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @SophieFox947
      @SophieFox947 5 лет назад +24

      Now correct me if I'm actually wrong, but isn't "Piccolo" the name of the job of the "bag-carriers"
      I'm pretty sure it just isn't known by most people, and that's why people are confused...

    • @Activepothead
      @Activepothead 5 лет назад +6

      @@SophieFox947 You're not wrong mate

    • @sketchmaster8949
      @sketchmaster8949 5 лет назад +3

      I did to, except I didn't know how to spell piccolo since I haven't watched it in so long, only a few of the newer episodes and Dragon Ball Z.

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 лет назад +406

    "Boliday Finn"
    Genius! No one will be suspect

    • @mynintendogamingfeed5208
      @mynintendogamingfeed5208 5 лет назад +8

      Nope. It's Holiday Inn. I can tell from the rhymes.

    • @rowanmulligan5512
      @rowanmulligan5512 5 лет назад +69

      @@mynintendogamingfeed5208 r/wooooosh

    • @ZeldaLord1
      @ZeldaLord1 5 лет назад +13

      My Nintendo Gaming Feed who could not tell

    • @aqibimran1131
      @aqibimran1131 5 лет назад +16

      Rowan Mulligan you got whooshed he’s clearly joking lol

    • @Xynful
      @Xynful 5 лет назад +3

      @@aqibimran1131 True xD

  • @TheMartian11
    @TheMartian11 5 лет назад +1550

    Kids,don't do drugs or you'll become the same like the thumbnail.

    • @nonameprivileges5461
      @nonameprivileges5461 5 лет назад +12

      I dont know which person you are talking about,but i agree

    • @Jesushchrist401
      @Jesushchrist401 5 лет назад +12

      😱 i didn’t know, i’m going to stop taking crystal meth

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 лет назад +5

      The thumbnail look fun...

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 5 лет назад +5

      Don’t bully her we don’t know that she is a karen

    • @Tobillama
      @Tobillama 5 лет назад +10

      The guy in the thumbnail looks like he has no soul left

  • @Caharadras
    @Caharadras 4 года назад +34

    The story about his wife and the drink was soo adorable! I happily laughed out loud in the bus

  • @soupbane1688
    @soupbane1688 5 лет назад +242

    I fear no man
    But that thing
    *Looks at thumbnail*
    It scares me

  • @theroguearceus2869
    @theroguearceus2869 5 лет назад +240

    the're in the executive suite, piccolo carrying your bags angrily to your room is definitely part of the premium experience. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 5 лет назад +11

      Im just imagining Piccolo from DBZ taking their luggage up stairs right before going back downstairs to clear out the mob in the lobby.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 5 лет назад +6

      @Butterfly Hakuno Not only is he the Bellhop but he’s the Bouncer as well! 😆

  • @Gaish89
    @Gaish89 4 года назад +129

    As a former Hotel employee, I have done this exact thing. And it feels soooooo good to do this to a horrible guest

    • @garbotoxins840
      @garbotoxins840 2 года назад +8

      As a former Piccolo, I have fused many beings into myself to increase my power level

  • @itzmiro4573
    @itzmiro4573 4 года назад +94

    Girl: You can have 4 sized bed
    Girl: Waves bye bye*
    Men: :/
    Also men : I WANT IT!!!!
    The guy who got it: Hmmm neat

  • @thephoenixking699
    @thephoenixking699 5 лет назад +293

    They should have called it "the lobby-mobby."

  • @williamwinder3466
    @williamwinder3466 5 лет назад +301

    The first one
    A: it pays to be polite
    B: I would have canceled all their reservations

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 5 лет назад +7

      Pretty sure she's not allowed to do B

    • @isuapig6705
      @isuapig6705 5 лет назад +13

      She’s not allowed to do B unless she is the manager and even then you would need to speak to the head of the company for such large group of people. Thinking a few were doubles and a few were singles that would be about 2k for such a large franchise it’s still much even for how big the company is.
      Edit:I used to work there

    • @NaxDucky
      @NaxDucky 5 лет назад +3

      I would have killed one maybe 2

    • @shadowpumpkin8019
      @shadowpumpkin8019 4 года назад +4

      I would have called thee police for an angry mob in the lobby

    • @jacleesx2022
      @jacleesx2022 4 года назад +3

      @@isuapig6705 glad I work for a different chain. I have have given groups the boot for being rude. While we do adhere to brand standards our individual property Owner and GM have given us instruction that we do not have to tolerate verbal abuse.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +464

    However, re-arrange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"... Maybe that's why Hyper-Karen came along.

  • @flixxil
    @flixxil 4 года назад +17

    that ice cream story was great, the dude seems hella cool. Being able to recognize and laugh about it, then fix himself up stuff without getting angry or other bs

  • @TheAnachis
    @TheAnachis 5 лет назад +251

    Picolo = pikolík (guy who helps you carry bags and so on)

    • @biguwus9773
      @biguwus9773 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacon_bacon same

    • @PureHayabusa
      @PureHayabusa 5 лет назад +3

      No it's not, it's the person who babysit's your child

    • @CaitiffFTW
      @CaitiffFTW 5 лет назад

      @@PureHayabusa No, THAT'S the DBZ Piccollo.

    • @unclefranky8503
      @unclefranky8503 5 лет назад

      I refuse to believe this

    • @lordoftheend9967
      @lordoftheend9967 5 лет назад

      i got that but i still pictured dragon ball's picolo XD

  • @maddisonsullivan5806
    @maddisonsullivan5806 4 года назад +161

    You know, I ALSO work in a
    “Boliday Finn”.
    A Boliday Finn-Express, actually.
    This sounds really accurate, people treat hotel employees like dog shit and we have to get back at them in creative ways

    • @cheaterturorial7745
      @cheaterturorial7745 4 года назад

      Yeh

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 3 года назад

      I worked as a waitress and bartender at a big hotel in LA. Some people were really nice, but some I wouldn’t have spit on if they were on fire! Having been in the service industry many years I go out of my way to treat all service people with great appreciation and kindness. Occasionally I meet someone I want to inform that they should be doing something entirely different. But I never have.

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 5 лет назад +213

    Second story isn't r/maliciouscompliance, but r/deliciouscompliance

  • @arkboi2145
    @arkboi2145 2 года назад +15

    The ladies from the first story are freaking legends!!! Heck, if that happened to me, I would tip both of them heavily and write personal thank you notes. Encourage that shit more often (...well, not the angry customer berating them, but the free upgrades).

  • @thomasclawson7183
    @thomasclawson7183 4 года назад +432

    "Did anyone else picture Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z angrily carrying their luggage?"
    Yes.

    • @tylerbriggs9129
      @tylerbriggs9129 4 года назад +10

      I imagined the piccolo doing a special beam cannon

    • @saulheredia6699
      @saulheredia6699 4 года назад +2

      tyler briggs I pictured piccolo in the saiyan saga raditz part

    • @tylerkincade6576
      @tylerkincade6576 4 года назад +1

      He was just bringing the senzu beans

    • @Justabloke.
      @Justabloke. 4 года назад

      DODGE!

    • @MALICEofBALOR
      @MALICEofBALOR 4 года назад +3

      I pictured the instrument....my dad would be so disappointed since I still have a few of the collectible VCR of DBZ he left me. Sooooo disappointed 😂

  • @ProfessorMaple617
    @ProfessorMaple617 5 лет назад +135

    Angry man: I demand you give me a room
    Piccolo: How about I give you a hole in your chest instead?
    Angry man: Is that a threat?
    Piccolo: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!
    Angry man: *is dead*

  • @aktopno4356
    @aktopno4356 5 лет назад +192

    Piccolo be like:first babysitting and then this.....f*** this life.
    Cut his arm ... *Grows another arm*
    Piccolo now: f***

    • @dwagonrider8673
      @dwagonrider8673 5 лет назад +4

      That sounds like the abridged piccolo

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 5 лет назад +1

      Remember, regrowing an arm is easier than explaining puberty to a kid that isn't even your own.

    • @vinnyluco6327
      @vinnyluco6327 5 лет назад +2

      Everything gangsta till piccolo a bell hop

    • @xxDeathKnightx
      @xxDeathKnightx 5 лет назад +1

      @DIMITRI ALEXANDER HORTON 66.media.tumblr.com/1119ed7aa0db6048acf3bfcd79abd5fb/tumblr_inline_o7kq3sHAZS1rp9sxe_540.jpg your welcome

    • @vinnyluco6327
      @vinnyluco6327 5 лет назад

      @@jacon_bacon glad i made your day if only i could do the same for piccolo

  • @watch2play588
    @watch2play588 4 года назад +65

    rslash when telling a story: super proffesional perfect human
    rslash when telling own story: hahahahhahahahah so then- ahahahahah *giggling*

  • @kwolfhaugen
    @kwolfhaugen 4 года назад +214

    @rSlash: Regarding the BAU:
    "Business as usual" when on a fixed salary means in this case that you are responsible for the workload that comes in regardless of what time it is. If you're on call, it's expected you fill your duty even if it's not during your regular hours. Normally though, you'll be compensated for it in extra time off since most of these contracts specifies a certain number of hours . Albeit not in this case apparently. Hope this helps.

    • @eldupont3095
      @eldupont3095 4 года назад +14

      So, for example, if you are a salesman, and someone calls you up wanting to buy from the company, you're supposed to go through the process of selling to them, even though you're off the clock? I think that would be called "on call" in America....though "on call" is usually reserved for emergencies; I've never heard of anyone being on call for regular business stuff. How interesting!

    • @kwolfhaugen
      @kwolfhaugen 4 года назад +9

      @@eldupont3095 Yea, kinda like that. In my experience it was a thing in the elevator business in case people got stuck in elevators. You'd have a service agent "on call" but if said person had to get up in the middle of the night, it'd still be a part of the job description, so nothing added to their wages. They'd still write down the hours for this and be granted extra vacation days if the hour count exceeded 6 hours. (1 day per 6 hour "on call"-time.

    • @KevinNott
      @KevinNott 4 года назад +6

      I work at an IT support/private cloud hosting company (in America) and it seems very similar to the OP's situation. Our staff that handles infrastructure (servers/networks) are salary employees who contractually work a minimum of 40 hours per week -- key word minimum. That's typically 8 hours in the office during normal work hours, but if there is a critical issue in a sector which you're responsible for then your job is to fix it, after hours or not (it will be worse in the morning if you don't). Off hour work is pretty common when you're dealing with potential downtime on critical systems, too. That said, it's pretty common for engineers who have already hit their 40 hours to leave early as long as they don't have any prior obligations -- the stress and inherent chaos actually results in pretty flexible hours.
      I sympathize with the OP in regard to the excessive off hours work if they weren't able to check out early or take time off in exchange, but in my opinion their manager made a mistake agreeing to give advance notice, since they should know emergencies rarely give such a courtesy. We do have "on watch" and "on call" schedules where you are given advance notice, but to my company "business as usual" would basically mean "make sure your stuff keeps working". If something is bad enough that I get a call at 9:30 pm when I'm out having drinks with friends then you can believe I'm pulling out a laptop and working from the bar.

    • @pir8lifeforme
      @pir8lifeforme 4 года назад +8

      In the USA it is fairly common for employment to be salaried at 40 hours, but expectation is to work more than that when required. Sometimes you are compensated with a day off or a bonus. I worked as a business analyst in a payroll group. I was salaried at 40 hours a week, but typically worked a minimum of 60 hours. We had vacation blackouts and several times I worked 48-72 hours straight. Lunch was at my desk and no breaks except to walk to the restroom or coffee pot. I was even "on call" to help our production team with issues or answer questions which included a Christmas day when I was cooking for family. Production thought my schedule was wrong when it wasn't. That is why you often hear of job burnout, work/life balance and sometimes lawsuits.

    • @grex2595
      @grex2595 4 года назад +1

      This sounds like an operations job. They're contracted to work weekdays, but some processes can't be carried out on weekdays or during normal business hours, so you have to come in or log on outside of those hours to perform those processes. Business as usual would be regular processes that you have to carry out every week or on some other recurring schedule. Known in advance would be one-offs that you get notified as needing to perform. On call is for when those regular processes fail, and they need somebody there to repair the damage. In this story, you don't get paid extra for business as usual and known in advance, probably because they expect you to take that time out of the rest of your week if it's an outside of business hours situation. However, they said that on call was supposed to involve supplementary pay, so if they answer the phone, and it's not a normal process or one they were informed of, they are supposed to get paid for it. The assumption is that they would be notified in advance that they are on call, and they would only get paid for the time that they spend fixing issues. This would allow the employee to know not to schedule drinks with friends without being prepared to work, and it compensates the employee for the time that they spend working off the clock.

  • @totallyspies01
    @totallyspies01 4 года назад +93

    that ice cream story was one of the rare times when the malicious compliance was taken so gracefully

  • @alitop998
    @alitop998 4 года назад +112

    “Unfortunately, Sir, I’m gonna need you to shut the hell up.” -What she wanted to say to the hotel dude-

  • @oddsquad1637
    @oddsquad1637 4 года назад +9

    *suitcase gets chucked at the angry guy's head*
    Piccolo: DODGE!

  • @ajproducedit8946
    @ajproducedit8946 5 лет назад +299

    Rslash:"Did you imagine piccolo from dbz"
    Me:ah I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @Szten
      @Szten 5 лет назад +6

      *you're

    • @TKnHappyNess
      @TKnHappyNess 5 лет назад +14

      Piccolo: *throws a suitcase at the Entitled Man* DODGE!

    • @CblaGaming
      @CblaGaming 5 лет назад +4

      Szten Actually if you were someone to correct someone else’s grammar, atleast correct it grammatically by saying: “Excuse me, it’s actually you’re.” 😁

    • @ScyutsBlckCloud
      @ScyutsBlckCloud 5 лет назад

      33 Savage right lol

    • @Laserance
      @Laserance 5 лет назад

      @@CblaGaming Please stop destroying people. :D

  • @TheAquaAuthor
    @TheAquaAuthor 5 лет назад +479

    Please, Please, Please please PLEASE use borks as censorship! It would be awesome, and there would be no demonitization!

    • @blackm4niac
      @blackm4niac 5 лет назад +22

      actually there would be because RUclips algorithm detects any form of bleeped out curse words and deems them as bad as actually saying the curse word

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 5 лет назад +6

      EVERYONE UPVOTE THIS SO RSLASH SEES THIS!

    • @TheAquaAuthor
      @TheAquaAuthor 5 лет назад +8

      @@blackm4niac that sucks. but it would still be cool to have it! more bork!

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад +7

      *Bork Bork I will eat your soul*
      Who else gets that?

    • @OP-bb3vw
      @OP-bb3vw 5 лет назад +4

      How about “fork?”
      #captainsparklez

  • @darhk2889
    @darhk2889 5 лет назад +203

    I'm just sad that "Hyper-Karen" isn't actually a word in the dictionary

    • @mista_fur3346
      @mista_fur3346 5 лет назад +4

      I think it took the Simpsons like 15 years to get "D'oh" in the Oxford English Dictionary, just keep using it, and it will make it in.

    • @mr.bananananananananananan1578
      @mr.bananananananananananan1578 5 лет назад +2

      Um Karen made it maeby super Karen is its verb

    • @mukbangtrane7893
      @mukbangtrane7893 5 лет назад +1

      Check the urban dictionary

  • @endmysuffering3317
    @endmysuffering3317 3 года назад +16

    I enjoy when both parties laugh at the malicious compliance, especially when its family or friends. Wholesome. Although in rslashes situation, i would just buy multiple if possible.

  • @lynxanne
    @lynxanne 5 лет назад +122

    Piccolo = Bellhop (person who brings luggage from lobby to room)...

    • @alexskywalker5478
      @alexskywalker5478 5 лет назад

      In English?

    • @lynxanne
      @lynxanne 5 лет назад +25

      Alex Hotchkiss I don't know if they use it in Brittain, but in German, Norwegian, Swedish, Danish and a few other languages a Piccolo is the person that helps you bring your luggage from the arrival area to your room (in the US I think it is called a bellhop)

    • @unelm0ija
      @unelm0ija 5 лет назад +3

      @@lynxanne Also in Finnish

    • @Wishdreamerx
      @Wishdreamerx 5 лет назад +5

      In Dutch too! @@lynxanne

    • @literate-aside
      @literate-aside 5 лет назад +2

      We call them Porters over the pond.

  • @jonathonantonides8391
    @jonathonantonides8391 5 лет назад +106

    You described exactly what I thought when I heard piccolo
    Piccolo: First I basically raise gohan then I babysit for him now I have to work this dead end job for little pay!
    Truly amazing

    • @wildstorm55
      @wildstorm55 5 лет назад +3

      Add “”just to cover for him as he trains his daughter” at the end

    • @DylanTheFox17
      @DylanTheFox17 5 лет назад +1

      How the f**k did I find my son on this video

  • @swingstylez
    @swingstylez 5 лет назад +176

    Someone has probably replied by now but in this context Business As Usual support means "software support given on a usual business day" not out of hours, and not project work or development.

    • @Rin0041
      @Rin0041 5 лет назад +2

      swingstylez ah ok that makes sense

  • @thevaralon
    @thevaralon 4 года назад +16

    When they say that they don't get paid for BAU, it's talking about extra pay for overtime, and they also don't get extra pay if they were informed in advance, which would be working on Saturdays.

  • @Suntaile
    @Suntaile 4 года назад +224

    A Piccolo is a person who carries bags and luggage to the hotel rooms, usually handling room service calls as well :)

    • @heppahullu
      @heppahullu 4 года назад +12

      I came to comment the same. In English, this would be a bellboy or concierge 💁‍♀️

    • @miepmiep2274
      @miepmiep2274 4 года назад

      heppahullu me to xd

    • @fatalheromaster
      @fatalheromaster 4 года назад +7

      rslash unaware what a piccolo is ffs. commenting over every story adding nothing of value ugh.

    • @katlindmark216
      @katlindmark216 4 года назад +1

      FINALLY I was looking for this!

    • @rjwiechman
      @rjwiechman 4 года назад +1

      Me: Piccolo was a running back for the Bears about 50 years ago. He died of cancer.
      (Crickets)
      Me: What? Too soon?

  • @Pixlfish37
    @Pixlfish37 5 лет назад +127

    6:32 No, my first thought was a piper playing one as they walked to the elevator, prancing around.

  • @cha0sxiii63
    @cha0sxiii63 5 лет назад +75

    Me: "Piccolo, I need you to take all these bags up to our guest's room for them, please?"
    Piccolo: "ALL OF THEM!?"

  • @QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse
    @QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse 3 года назад +15

    Weirdest thing for me when I started teaching was how the parents deferred to me asked me questions about how to handle issues with their kids. I had a moment of “you should probably ask an adult…. oh my god… I’M the responsible adult 😐”

    • @CourierDan
      @CourierDan Год назад +4

      "You need an adult."
      "You ARE an adult!"

    • @isaackinsley1662
      @isaackinsley1662 Год назад +2

      ​@@CourierDan I need an adultier adult!

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch 2 месяца назад

      Hi I'd like to order a competent adult without the trauma /j

  • @unwithering5313
    @unwithering5313 5 лет назад +182

    'Teacher Humiliates Hyper-Karen'
    As if a Karen could ever get all the Super Emeralds lol

    • @tyvulpintaur2732
      @tyvulpintaur2732 5 лет назад +5

      Unwithering they’re Chaos Emeralds, not Super Emeralds.

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 5 лет назад +3

      Don't forget the infinity gauntlet.

    • @unwithering5313
      @unwithering5313 5 лет назад +9

      @@tyvulpintaur2732 Chaos Emeralds are for the Super form (unless you're Tails) and Super Emeralds are for Hyper form (unless you're Tails), have you played 'Sonic 3 & Knuckles'?

    • @tyvulpintaur2732
      @tyvulpintaur2732 5 лет назад +1

      Unwithering yup. Never managed to collect all the Emeralds in any game though

    • @unwithering5313
      @unwithering5313 5 лет назад +4

      @@tyvulpintaur2732 If you have all the Chaos Emeralds in 'S3&K' you can enter a part of Hidden Palace via the giant rings and then a monochrome emerald for each chaos emerald appears and going on one of them will take you to another blue sphere stage and if you win that emerald gets its colour; get all of them and you unlock the character's Hyper form (or Super form if you're playing as Tails)

  • @VegitoBlueYT
    @VegitoBlueYT 5 лет назад +83

    damn piccolo be earning them extra bucks in hotels

    • @connorowen1560
      @connorowen1560 5 лет назад

      Vegito Blue first he was a better father than goku then he goes and gets a whole ass job

  • @BelleDreamer7
    @BelleDreamer7 5 лет назад +46

    Awww, the wife and husband ice cream story is soooo relationship goals.

    • @SilviaNight99
      @SilviaNight99 5 лет назад +9

      I loved r/Slash's additional story as well. Both of those are such cute couple stories :)

    • @BelleDreamer7
      @BelleDreamer7 5 лет назад

      Heather Gonzalez I know, I wrote my comment before I finished listening. 😅

  • @RaijinKaze
    @RaijinKaze 4 года назад +4

    That ice cream story really got me. That relationship was so healthy that they could laugh about it together instead of fighting about it. Really shows that the husband loves his wife!

  • @gregkral4467
    @gregkral4467 4 года назад +66

    HAHAHA, Love the malicious compliance of the hotel staff, that woulda been a great trip, as well, hopefully a great life lesson for the other dude.
    Thanks for giving me this laugh today.

  • @faint46
    @faint46 5 лет назад +81

    Desk person:Piccolo can you move these bags for our guests?
    Piccolo: These bags are inert

  • @HaXD1209
    @HaXD1209 5 лет назад +61

    The girl: *Accidently steal the wrong bottle*
    RSlash: Illusion 100

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 4 года назад +13

    “This luggage is too heavy... I’ll heave to train more if I want to carry it up faster than Goku”

  • @brittanyc1409
    @brittanyc1409 5 лет назад +69

    So, along the funny couple things, this story is from when my husband and I were dating and together for about five months:
    He texted me to say he was going to the store after work and if I wanted him to grab anything. I told him I would like some gummy worms for a comfort snack (was sick with a bad infection at the time) and a Redbull. I also listed some stuff at the house we needed (eggs, milk, that kind of stuff.)
    When he got home and we unpacked groceries, he forgot the sweets and my Redbull, but grabbed himself some cheese curds for snacks food (Wisconsin, booiiis.)
    “Ooohhh, I see how it is! You grabbed your snacks, but forgot all about mine!” I said this in a funny way, not mean.
    He was so sorry, and he felt so bad about it, but I said it was alright and not to be upset.
    The next day:
    He comes home with a 4-pack of Redbull, a 4lb bag of gummy worms, bottle of ibuprofen I needed, a small devils food cake, and a small teddy bear holding a heart... needless to say, I scored when I married this man and his “malicious compliance” about my gummy worms lol

    • @christinerios445
      @christinerios445 5 лет назад +4

      Congratulations. :D My husband is like that too. They're the greatest, aren't they?
      The first issue we had in our marriage, over a big misunderstanding mind you, that really hurt me, I told him I'd forgive him if he got me my favorite cookie and a flower. He brought me a box of cookies with my top two favorites, plus one more I'd wanted to try out, and a bouquet.

    • @kf338
      @kf338 4 года назад +3

      That is the sweetest fucking thing I have ever heard.

    • @durden2480
      @durden2480 4 года назад +1

      I’ve done it too. It’s a dude thing

  • @Meowia381
    @Meowia381 5 лет назад +41

    THE FIRST ONE HAD ME CRYING WITH SATISFIED LAUGHTER

  • @tamajwright7795
    @tamajwright7795 5 лет назад +104

    Are people really like this ??? I swear I would throw hands

  • @althealee9375
    @althealee9375 3 года назад +7

    “I didn’t know how good it was!” sounds like something I would say to my boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DoctorCyt
    @DoctorCyt 5 лет назад +23

    That second story was scaring me a little...but the ending made me smile ear to ear! Seeing a relationship like that blossom even more because of it makes me so happy and fills my heart with joy. And they seem to be a great couple

  • @FeuerblutRM
    @FeuerblutRM 4 года назад +49

    "it's your job to give as a hotel room!"
    Haha I would shove a sleeping bag in their hands and tell them "go ask all the full rooms in our house if someone is willing to let your sorry as$ sleep on their carpet like a dog" 😂 just so see their reaction.

  • @PotatoKing3857
    @PotatoKing3857 4 года назад +50

    I was like "shoot, piccolo must be doing some new kind of training!" XD

  • @owenmurphy924
    @owenmurphy924 3 года назад +5

    Tbh I love how the one at 8:30 had a wholesome ending. So many of these are where someone (usually deservingly) gets really messed up.

  • @astriverofstrengthandknowledge
    @astriverofstrengthandknowledge 5 лет назад +74

    *Thinks of DB Piccolo*
    Narrator: Anyone imagine Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z?
    Me: *Subscribed*

  • @johnfrian
    @johnfrian 4 года назад +139

    "Piccolo" is literally the job title of someone who carries bags for hotel guests. That's why it was part of the story; It's not a bad translation issue.
    Not sure why people are infamiliar with this job title, perhaps it's not a common term in the grand americas?

    • @Manibular
      @Manibular 4 года назад +33

      I just assumed it was a term used elsewhere. Here in the U.S. they're bellhops.

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 4 года назад +6

      I've never heard of that, and can't find it online. Where have you heard the word used that way?
      Edit: never mind, I see from other comments that it has that meaning in other languages, just not in English

    • @johndavidg.3962
      @johndavidg.3962 4 года назад +11

      In Romania, a Picolo is usually a person that carries stuff... y'know, like Table Servers at a restaurant, or bag carrier at a Hotel, and so on... just adding to this :)

    • @tevvytevvy2672
      @tevvytevvy2672 4 года назад +2

      I thout that was the concierge

    • @Covenantt666
      @Covenantt666 4 года назад +4

      @@tevvytevvy2672 Taken from Wikipedia. "In hotels or resorts, a concierge assists guests by performing various tasks such as making restaurant reservations, booking hotels, arranging for spa services, recommending night life hot spots, booking transportation (like taxi, limousines, airplanes, boats, etc.), coordinating porter service (luggage assistance request), procuring tickets to special events, and assisting with various travel arrangements and tours of local attractions. Concierges also assist with sending and receiving parcels."

  • @cii4980
    @cii4980 5 лет назад +37

    Piccolo. I was thinking of the instrument.
    "How do you tune 2 piccolos?"
    "Ya shoot one."
    Famous band jokes, nightmares, and WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM ANYMORE.

    • @PassingNotesMusic
      @PassingNotesMusic 5 лет назад

      That's actually pretty great. God they're so difficult to have in perfect tune. Always a couple cents off.

  • @Kooldood0874
    @Kooldood0874 2 года назад +4

    I love the ice cream story! The relationship between the wife and husband is amazing, how the husband laughs about the spoon, I love it! 🤣

  • @fanfictiontrailersmadebyme9318
    @fanfictiontrailersmadebyme9318 5 лет назад +74

    rSlash: Did anyone else imagine Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z angrily carrying their bags?
    Me: *Dies from laughter happy I wasn't the only one*

    • @donut5831
      @donut5831 4 года назад

      a F****** woodwind instrument you uncurltured swine! Jesus!

    • @BonesRust
      @BonesRust 4 года назад +1

      emu emu Jesus Christ it’s not that deep idiot we all know the instrument it’s just funny

  • @winterdemon1
    @winterdemon1 4 года назад +38

    "Press a button and make it happen!"
    This is the epitome of entitled expectations.

    • @PeterCaptainObvious
      @PeterCaptainObvious 4 года назад +6

      I wouldn't have kept my cool in that situation, I'd have walked up to something that had a button on it, pressed it, and then went "...hmm, I guess it isn't happening"

    • @claystown2688
      @claystown2688 3 года назад +1

      @@PeterCaptainObvious i would just slap him and run

  • @comradechadsnikov4706
    @comradechadsnikov4706 5 лет назад +49

    OP from the first story should have asked to give them a promotion.

  • @Brandolupa
    @Brandolupa 3 года назад +5

    As someone who has worked as a desk clerk for the last 4+ years, the first story made me insanely mad at the guests, but so happy at the clerks

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 5 лет назад +43

    Well a certain scary mom made Piccolo get a driver's license so unfortunately it isn't out of the question.

    • @magma1lord
      @magma1lord 5 лет назад

      Sexual lobster made a video on that.

  • @MatthewRecko
    @MatthewRecko 5 лет назад +25

    I didn’t picture my favorite deadly green man until you mentioned it, but I can totally see him begrudgingly picking up bags with a grunt and heading to the elevator. Thanks for that

  • @madelinetheater6897
    @madelinetheater6897 5 лет назад +46

    I didn’t imagine piccolo from dragon ball z, I imagined a life size piccolo with arms and legs carrying bags

  • @fdddroblox8493
    @fdddroblox8493 4 года назад +27

    “Did anyone picture Piccolo from DBZ?”
    Me: Yes very much yes