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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

Комментарии • 962

  • @Banana_boat
    @Banana_boat 5 лет назад +3091

    I didn't realise how long 4 seconds of silence was in a conversation until you demonstrated it.
    Wow.

    • @lemonberry6526
      @lemonberry6526 5 лет назад +14

      banana boat same

    • @joaquing7328
      @joaquing7328 5 лет назад +36

      If you listen closely you can hear sneaky snitch

    • @kassu9600
      @kassu9600 5 лет назад +20

      I'm watching on 2x speed and it felt really long :D

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 5 лет назад +35

      I thought my headphones had cut out.

    • @mahay7038
      @mahay7038 5 лет назад +6

      KaSSu why.

  • @ETfilms100
    @ETfilms100 5 лет назад +1440

    There was a four second silence......
    Yugo: My time has come

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 5 лет назад +12

      I was wondering why he was so quiet?

    • @seiczar9104
      @seiczar9104 5 лет назад +15

      @@Bladedcloud6159 probably he did so many takes to make sure.

    • @Treesah35
      @Treesah35 5 лет назад +1

      🤣😂

    • @aiexzs
      @aiexzs 4 года назад

      HEY! IT'S ME, GOKU!

    • @Jono997
      @Jono997 4 года назад +1

      @@seiczar9104 he probably split takes there, if at all, cutting out the audio during the 4 seconds.

  • @gabrielmoreno7112
    @gabrielmoreno7112 5 лет назад +3312

    "There was a full four second silence" *spents four seconds in silence*
    Me: lol

    • @error9033
      @error9033 5 лет назад +112

      Yeah, I wasn't expecting it, thought my headphones had decided to give up on me lol

    • @gabrielmoreno7112
      @gabrielmoreno7112 5 лет назад +65

      @@error9033 I though my YT had crashed cause sometimes im watching vids and it crashes all of a sudden

    • @YoDay
      @YoDay 5 лет назад +36

      I thought video is loading

    • @gabrielmoreno7112
      @gabrielmoreno7112 5 лет назад +10

      @@YoDay lol

    • @fnvfan0145
      @fnvfan0145 5 лет назад +7

      @@YoDay I did too lol

  • @xKCAZxLEADER
    @xKCAZxLEADER 5 лет назад +1064

    he actually gave 4 seconds of silence, such dedication

    • @clh816
      @clh816 4 года назад +27

      I thought i was getting an ad

    • @mikuuthehollowwolf
      @mikuuthehollowwolf 4 года назад +9

      Charnae Hamilton, as soon as a saw this reply I got an ad, such timing am I right Lel

    • @sbeeeve3049
      @sbeeeve3049 4 года назад +10

      I thought RUclips was lagging during the 4 seconds of silence

    • @Whytheheckmustthisbelong
      @Whytheheckmustthisbelong 4 года назад +1

      Lol yeah and I thought the video was buffering on my end

    • @MisterSirHere
      @MisterSirHere 3 года назад

      i read this comment right at that part😂

  • @wynautwarrior2161
    @wynautwarrior2161 5 лет назад +620

    RSlash: There was a full 4 second silence *then goes silent*
    Me: Bursts out laughing.

  • @charliebarley24
    @charliebarley24 5 лет назад +615

    I'm not even going to pretend that I understand all the tech stuff in that last story but it sounds like he got some revenge so good on him.

    • @Jason-cs3zt
      @Jason-cs3zt 5 лет назад +51

      Charlie Woodruff the last one I was like “cool” but I really didn’t understand anything going on and just zoned out

    • @pained1786
      @pained1786 5 лет назад +20

      @@Jason-cs3zt IKR? He writes a novel, just goes on and on.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 5 лет назад +31

      So glad to see I'm not the only one who didn't understand.

    • @busdriverguy
      @busdriverguy 5 лет назад +8

      I didn't understand at first, but I got it by the end

    • @krbacon
      @krbacon 5 лет назад +32

      If it helps, the sort of information he was talking about essentially boils down to data the sales staff can use to be a few steps ahead when talking with clients. Salesperson sells A-B-C and sees their client is only taking advantage of A now and then goes back to the provided information and finds that the client indeed does work in the area of B-C so now knows they might try offering those services. Sometimes it is as simple as seeing what past trends are in that services B-C were once sold to the client but pricing either was an issue or perhaps they wanted weekly reports instead of monthly. All of this works together so that a properly prepared sales staff is able to link up their product/services to a client without dealing with cold calls or annoying folks with wasted phone calls.

  • @MartaRzehorz
    @MartaRzehorz 5 лет назад +513

    "You have middle eastern ancestery, you surely know how to make the indian drink." Makes sense.

    • @josephoni9990
      @josephoni9990 5 лет назад +7

      Yes and no thats not really what the racist bastard said but i kinda see what u mean

    • @akatoshslayer7599
      @akatoshslayer7599 5 лет назад +23

      @Marvin Cooper I didn't catch if it was Thai tea or chai tea. One comes from Thailand, and chai tea comes from India and predates the use of tea leaves by three thousand years.

    • @guyincognito9066
      @guyincognito9066 5 лет назад +19

      @Marvin Cooper The irony is strong with this one. Chai Tea originates from the Indian Subcontinent.
      China is in East Asia

    • @mndlessdrwer
      @mndlessdrwer 5 лет назад +9

      Just to add to this, I'm white AF and I know how to make spiced chai both in modern and traditional preparations. More a matter of interest and preference moreso than heritage.

    • @TruthNerds
      @TruthNerds 5 лет назад +10

      @Marvin Cooper That's like saying that Currywurst is from India because curry dishes originated from there.

  • @Renata_Alexandra
    @Renata_Alexandra 5 лет назад +74

    I was in a semi concious state while listening to this. Meaning that I was half asleep and the video was playing. For the last story, the Drappy Dan's one, I imagined everything, as if it was a dream... god, it was more incredible than I can explain.

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple 2 года назад +4

      I've had that happen, sometimes. Can be pretty amazing!

  • @redxlaser1562
    @redxlaser1562 5 лет назад +721

    NEVER mess with the tech savvy people

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 лет назад +13

      Don't fuck with the back end unless you know how to care for it.

    • @deathgod34ledesma62
      @deathgod34ledesma62 4 года назад

      @RandarrTheBarbarian bruh your comment took me 2 minutes to read

    • @rickyroughton8098
      @rickyroughton8098 3 года назад +2

      "Prepare to feel the wrath of a pissed-off nerd with admin privelages!"

  • @ForenzaAudio
    @ForenzaAudio 5 лет назад +467

    That was so inspriing. Bless both that OP and the woman that taught him
    You get paid twice, people

    • @Jose-ee2se
      @Jose-ee2se 5 лет назад +1

      Learning or exposure does not pay

    • @TinyAndFluffy
      @TinyAndFluffy 5 лет назад +18

      @@Jose-ee2se Did you watch the video? It's supposed to pay off later, as in paying in experience.

    • @GriffinGrandiose
      @GriffinGrandiose 5 лет назад +11

      @@Jose-ee2se You clearly don't understand the value of experience and know-how. Statistically the best way to increase you yearly income is switching employers, because often the typical raises people receive don't truly reflect their increased value to an employer. I'll give you that exposure doesn't always pay, but it too can have beneficial impacts on your value if the exposure is significant enough. the only time it might not actually benefit you is if there aren't high demands from employees in the position your are working.

    • @Jose-ee2se
      @Jose-ee2se 5 лет назад

      @@GriffinGrandiose what im teying to say that sure it will help but it will take quite a while before it would "pay off"and tou probaly would not be there anymore

    • @GriffinGrandiose
      @GriffinGrandiose 5 лет назад +8

      Josesito C Be at the company anymore? Yeah, I agree if you’re smart you’d change employers at least once or twice in your career. But that’s why it has value it allows you the ability to leave for greener pastures, the point of what she was saying, it pays in the future by allowing you to have more opportunity

  • @anonimus8375
    @anonimus8375 5 лет назад +931

    I'm sad that they wasted all that honey.

    • @Luna-ck3gp
      @Luna-ck3gp 5 лет назад +91

      i know right, the bees *busted* their asses for it

    • @bestnameonthisplatform352
      @bestnameonthisplatform352 5 лет назад +28

      It was worth it

    • @stephanosng1771
      @stephanosng1771 5 лет назад +34

      @@Luna-ck3gp is it just me or are bees like hella thick. I meant i would smash

    • @KaiyaCorrbin
      @KaiyaCorrbin 5 лет назад +25

      Having accidentally put far too much honey in my tea before, I can only imagine what that tasted like. xD

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 5 лет назад +23

      NGL, if I got honey-tea slurry like that I prolly would've drank it.

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 5 лет назад +111

    "Be careful what you wish for": There should be a D&D edition focused on poorly worded Wish spells.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 5 лет назад +7

      There may not be anything official, but those I played with were always looking for poorly-worded wishes in D&D, so we all were very careful if we got a wish, because many of our DMs would give it, exactly as it was asked (in a Lawful Evil manner).

    • @nohlinkamprath2505
      @nohlinkamprath2505 5 лет назад +1

      That is so true

    • @Graph-ERROR-ical
      @Graph-ERROR-ical 4 года назад

      No a r&/ edition

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +2

      It's like the classic with a djinn, they always know how to turn your wish against you. Be it by literal interpretation or loopholes. Or king Midas who wished for everything he touches to become gold, which went well until he got hungry...

    • @Tydorstus
      @Tydorstus 2 года назад +2

      I remember a 3.5 game where our fighter with low int got a wish. He wished for power.

  • @patronusstag
    @patronusstag 5 лет назад +33

    The self development and self learning habits of the second OP are so admirable and inspirational.

  • @neosiah
    @neosiah 5 лет назад +253

    the four second silence feels extremely weird

    • @Seahorn_
      @Seahorn_ 5 лет назад +2

      354 ppl disagree

    • @flossimoth
      @flossimoth 5 лет назад +13

      it does... and that perfectly demonstrates how significant that four seconds of silence is, in such an important phonecall

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 5 лет назад +1

      Oh yeah

    • @nugget829
      @nugget829 5 лет назад

      NeoSiah 100

    • @jafar5112
      @jafar5112 5 лет назад

      Timestamp or poopoo

  • @anonymousanonymous9587
    @anonymousanonymous9587 3 года назад +6

    What I imagine happened on the last story:
    HR: "To benefit from your share sales, you'll need to transfer to this new company, and remain working with them for a year."
    OP: "Oh, I don't have any share options."
    HR: *You don't have any what?*

  • @Ezra-zl6pg
    @Ezra-zl6pg 5 лет назад +53

    TLDR: don't mess with I.T. staff, they have more than enough patience to deal with you......

  • @Estarfigam
    @Estarfigam 5 лет назад +8

    Last OP's Manager's advice "Each job pays you twice. You get your money now, that's your wage. You also get your experience now, that's how you get paid in the future. So, are you getting paid? Yes. Are you still learning? No. Figure out how to keep learning or leave."

  • @xenaguy01
    @xenaguy01 3 года назад +6

    13:35 "There was a full four second silence . . ."
    Wonderful imagery!

  • @katier9725
    @katier9725 3 года назад +37

    I love the Dapper Dan story. That guy is the very essence of "shooting yourself in the foot" (and every other part of the body, really.)

  • @singletona082
    @singletona082 5 лет назад +301

    Perfectly Balanced, as all things should be.

    • @inkshermit9055
      @inkshermit9055 5 лет назад +3

      Kid you in the bathroom folding toilet paper again?

    • @EmpressSock
      @EmpressSock 5 лет назад +3

      May i interest you in a cup of tea?

    • @boostmommy
      @boostmommy 5 лет назад +3

      Pulls out infinity gauntlet time for balance

    • @Treesah35
      @Treesah35 5 лет назад

      points for avengers reference!

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 5 лет назад +64

    It's always a good idea to be racist towards people who handle your food/drink.

    • @kamjam7627
      @kamjam7627 5 лет назад +1

      Yep. It's normal to have a lot of honey!

    • @angelinebejaran2906
      @angelinebejaran2906 4 года назад +2

      *_Hacks up spit, then proceeds to spit in food/drink_*

  • @leethellama2187
    @leethellama2187 5 лет назад +49

    That moment when Dan realizes he just caused a VERY important asset to the company to quit

    • @StCreed
      @StCreed 4 года назад +8

      I know the type. They think other people care as much about status and kowtowing to the boss, sucking up and kicking down, because that is what they've always done. That's how they got where they are today: not through skills, or knowledge, or ability. Just through bullshitting, "fake it till you make it" and other assorted psychopathic behavior. They're always quite surprised when you can actually just get a job anywhere else by dint of your abilities, good industry relationships, and general reputation.

    • @heikkihero5396
      @heikkihero5396 Год назад +1

      i used to rule the world the place where auf der heide blught ein kleines

  • @haleighshorror2250
    @haleighshorror2250 5 лет назад +38

    Rslash has become part of my daily morning routine.

  • @jordandumpert7352
    @jordandumpert7352 5 лет назад +18

    Rule of thumb. Never upset someone who is obviously smarter than you. Like technical staff.

  • @meinerrasmussen2707
    @meinerrasmussen2707 5 лет назад +13

    Just wanna say I love the shifting energy in your narration, way to many commentating/narrating channels are soooo monotone. Thanks for making your vids enjoyable that way :)

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple 2 года назад

      underrated comment

  • @diegotorres4256
    @diegotorres4256 5 лет назад +304

    Hey how is everyone onethis fine morning

  • @acastelarac
    @acastelarac 5 лет назад +46

    Dapper Dan: "You're welcome to leave."
    Erin: "That's not vegan."
    Oops wrong channel.

  • @thomasbraeuning1918
    @thomasbraeuning1918 3 года назад +2

    You had me at "that was a sweet sweet revenge", like it literally was
    absolute perfection

  • @someperson37
    @someperson37 5 лет назад +352

    Four second silence
    1
    2
    3
    4
    :/

    • @bigblackmonkeboi69
      @bigblackmonkeboi69 5 лет назад +1

      SomePerson 37 reeeee

    • @YukoValis
      @YukoValis 5 лет назад +1

      Show less

    • @Taic989
      @Taic989 5 лет назад

      @@ShitStainedBallSack Idc at all whats her number LOL Jk

    • @drere4697
      @drere4697 4 года назад

      When was that?

  • @tabytastick
    @tabytastick 5 лет назад +97

    Go to the store, usually gas stations. Buy a monthly bus pass, get receipt.

    • @daniella9787
      @daniella9787 5 лет назад +34

      bus passes aren't a thing in all countries though. they don't have them where i live for instance. it's cash only

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +15

      @@daniella9787 as a German, the concept of buying ANYTHING without a receipt is totally foreign to me.
      Okay, not quite, person-to-person purchases often work like this, like in yard sales and stuff.

    • @Sawta
      @Sawta 5 лет назад +9

      @@Nerobyrne Outside of business expenses, it's usually more convenient to _not_ be offered a receipt. That is, receipts can be made available upon request, but are not given by default.
      Some states in the US *require* vendors to offer a receipt at time of purchase, and failure to offer can result in the customer getting the product for free if they file a complaint.
      For low priced products like vending machine purchases, bus fair, or certain subway passes, there is no receipt available due to the low-cost, automated nature of the system. Not offering one helps keep costs extremely low (less overhead for the machine means cost savings to the customer). It also helps cut down on paper waste, and keeps lines moving efficiently.

    • @daniella9787
      @daniella9787 5 лет назад +8

      @@Nerobyrne really? even for busses? does that mean every time you sit in one u get a receipt? wooowww.... seems like a waste of paper..tbh but i guess it's different everywhere.

    • @aoifem4296
      @aoifem4296 5 лет назад +1

      A travel card is a good alternative

  • @RequiemFrost
    @RequiemFrost 5 лет назад +4

    That last story was amazing. True to the core of hardwork and determination. Great job OP. You made yourself the best you could be, with some sweet ice cold revenge on it.

  • @BendyCrates
    @BendyCrates 5 лет назад +12

    "There was a full four second silence"
    . . .
    Me: *THIS FEELS TOO AWKWARD*

  • @immrmeeseekslookatmeee1853
    @immrmeeseekslookatmeee1853 5 лет назад +3

    Bless you for that pause R/Slash! Keeping things just as they should be ... Even moments of anticipation like a simple 4 second pause!

  • @319hiroyuki
    @319hiroyuki 5 лет назад +49

    THAT FOUR-SECOND SILENCE

  • @danvaly2256
    @danvaly2256 4 года назад +19

    "There was a full 4 second silence"
    Me checking my wifi to see why the internet connection crashed.

  • @dmolive92
    @dmolive92 3 года назад +10

    Being “treated” like a “p.o.c”....
    So much wrong in that little sentence. 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @Benxall
    @Benxall 5 лет назад +4

    I was able to reconsider all of my life choices during that 4 seconds pause and now I feel a lot better with myself. Thank you, rSlash

  • @SesshouFan22
    @SesshouFan22 5 лет назад +2

    Never fuck with your IT staff, they control the entire company’s functions and can destroy you with a single mistyped letter lol

  • @suspishfishy
    @suspishfishy 2 года назад +3

    This makes me kinda wanna share my petty revenge story on rlash about getting an HR person fired and having the HR manager begging me to come back lol

    • @ne0n564
      @ne0n564 2 года назад +2

      You should post it on reddit hopefully he will put in a video :D

  • @charliegolding7621
    @charliegolding7621 4 года назад +8

    Don't mess with the IT staff. As Alec Hardison (leverage) said many times, "It's the age of the geek baby, we run the world."

  • @CandyQCraft
    @CandyQCraft 4 года назад +3

    When he took the four second pause, I honestly thought my audio had cut out, or that my internet died

  • @FBIagentObama
    @FBIagentObama 5 лет назад +163

    *Hello random stranger on the internet! I hope you’re having an amazing day!*

    • @jackmatthews3592
      @jackmatthews3592 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks

    • @joker-24k89
      @joker-24k89 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks im waking right now hope you have a good day too😄

    • @dr.alexei7368
      @dr.alexei7368 5 лет назад +2

      I’m not but thanks for the comment 😊

    • @ohhithereanimations5860
      @ohhithereanimations5860 5 лет назад +2

      👍

    • @amusingkiwi9586
      @amusingkiwi9586 5 лет назад +2

      Hasse the one its six in the morning i have a huge test today that i didnt study for. today wont be that good. 😂😂😂

  • @frostyflake1128.
    @frostyflake1128. 5 лет назад +3

    The timing of these videos is pretty awesome. I wake up and listen to these videos while getting ready for school. Keep up the good work Rslash.

  • @heathjake25
    @heathjake25 4 года назад +1

    My mother used to work as IT and help desk, and she also used to be in the marines.
    I can firmly say that she is someone you do not want to get on the bad side of.

  • @thelasttiger8643
    @thelasttiger8643 5 лет назад +21

    Brown Hero ends whole woman's taste career. What a madlad

    • @Nic_2751
      @Nic_2751 5 лет назад

      ProteccBoi what?

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 5 лет назад +16

    Actually did the four seconds of silence.

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 4 года назад +1

    3:30 The best bit is, that policy still wouldn't cover OP's $15 of bus fares.

    • @lilybruggeman9634
      @lilybruggeman9634 5 месяцев назад

      It would, because travel expenses are typically expensed on a daily basis (i cant remember the price of the fare but im going to assume 1.50) so OPs travel expenses would have been billed as 3$ a day.

  • @panagea2007
    @panagea2007 3 года назад +3

    Never insult someone who is about to fetch food for you.

  • @dullicecream
    @dullicecream 5 лет назад +1

    That 4 second silence scared me so bad lol I thought my audio cut out, I can see how long 4 seconds is now when it comes to silence.

  • @haaly7245
    @haaly7245 5 лет назад +3

    Ah that last story. I had a similar exchange once with an old boss. I had just moved countries and needed a job desperately. So I pretty much took the first offer that came even though I knew full well I was being severely underpaid.
    The company was a startup so at the beggining there were only about 10 of us including the CEO, so we got somewhat friendly.
    After about a year of working for them I told the CEO in a company party that his offers are simply not good enough for the kind of personnel he wants to hire and warned him that all of his most talented professionals would jump ship ASAP.
    He, of course, brushed me off and stated "My offer is on par with the market and you are all easily replaceable".
    A few months later, without me looking for it, I got an offer for 3 times my pay at the time. I love my new job!
    My old company has been bleeding qualified personnel this whole time, causing management to take some draconian policies to try and keep standards up. To this day I have yet to find a single person who can honestly say they had a positive experience in that company.

    • @jarednelson3539
      @jarednelson3539 5 лет назад

      I have reasons to suspect you poop the bed!!

  • @somanyhumanssolittlecommon6947
    @somanyhumanssolittlecommon6947 5 лет назад +3

    Darling, that pause was absolute perfection! Even Mark Twain, the king of the well timed pause, would have been proud! 😉

  • @Felix-ve9hs
    @Felix-ve9hs 5 лет назад +20

    _One does not simply mess with IT Staff_

  • @PrincessPheonix06
    @PrincessPheonix06 4 года назад +3

    The first story reminds me of a story I heard a while ago about some guys mom (she was asian and that's why they where asshats about it, and she was the boss) so when she walks in to meet the new hires they think shes the drink lady, so they place their orders. She gives them their drinks then fires all of them

  • @DiggerDeeper01
    @DiggerDeeper01 5 лет назад +14

    "There was a full four second silence." *Waits THREE seconds*
    We were THIS close to greatness.

    • @DiggerDeeper01
      @DiggerDeeper01 5 лет назад

      @Dominik Wieczkowski If we're starting at 0, then it'd be TWO seconds.

    • @TruthNerds
      @TruthNerds 5 лет назад +1

      Silence started at 13:38 and ended at 13:42. What's your point? (EDITED: 13:38, not 12:38)

  • @navi2710
    @navi2710 5 лет назад +4

    I've had similar issues as the first story (someone treating me differently because I wasn't English).
    I reported it to HR and that ass hole fired. Left two weeks later since HR dragged their feets and tried to make it out as of its a joke.
    My last act before leaving I described the company as racist on glass door and left the review open on the laptop.

  • @lmahx
    @lmahx 5 лет назад +35

    To the people that see this:
    Have a wonderful day/night!
    ❤️😃

  • @sweller_odin8458
    @sweller_odin8458 4 года назад +2

    I love how no matter how hard you try to make the thumbnail wrong it’s right because the paper meant color two whole candies but the way they did it is four halves which is two wholes and is what they wanted them to do

  • @chewbyham9197
    @chewbyham9197 4 года назад +6

    Hey rSlash, I'm too broke to afford your merch or Patreon, so I just won't skip the ads instead.

  • @jthrone7768
    @jthrone7768 5 лет назад +13

    The 59 dislikes are from baristas having to watch people waste honey.

  • @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku
    @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku 5 лет назад +3

    "There was a four second silence"
    Me: yon byou kaika, san byou keika, nii byou keika, ichi byou keika

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 5 лет назад

      "Yon"? I was taught it was "shee". ( I'm not sure of the spelling, but that's how it was ponounced when I was learning to count to ten in Japanese). I suppose it might be spelled "shii".

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 5 лет назад

      "Yon"? I was taught it was "shii", when I was being taught to count to ten in Japanese.

  • @nancyb2003
    @nancyb2003 5 лет назад

    I've read this post numerous times over the past 4 months or so. It simply NEVER gets old 🤣.

  • @regiliok
    @regiliok 5 лет назад +9

    Word of advice IT is usualy the core of a copany do not mistreat IT staff or u will regret it

    • @camillahearsch4807
      @camillahearsch4807 5 лет назад +1

      Some student pissed off the IT guy at my old school, so during a school presentation, he showed the students browsing history and their face so they could all see what was going on. Luckily it didn't show the student doing what he was doing. It just showed the websites and histories. And a live stream of the phone, which was in a text fight with the students partner, who was not at school at the time of this, that then broke up with them

  • @Tammohawk1
    @Tammohawk1 5 лет назад

    I'm 57 years old. I do like some old skool stuff, but I like new stuff more. I'm constantly reading and I love love love tech! You can't fight it either, it's just going to keep on expanding. Tech makes life easier, simplifies things etc...

  • @crackkmeup9895
    @crackkmeup9895 4 года назад +8

    The pic is outrageous
    Im a perfectionist but YOU NEED TO COLOR IN THE LINES

  • @Robert-qz1xz
    @Robert-qz1xz 5 лет назад +2

    You are getti g me in trouble with my boss. I just found you page and I can't stop listening to you. And I'm constantly laughing out loud at work I can't get any work down now are are all listening.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 5 лет назад

      My company is in a steel building, so data never works and calls are spotty. (Text messages work fine.)
      It annoys people that they can't stream music.

    • @Robert-qz1xz
      @Robert-qz1xz 5 лет назад +1

      @@Gilhelmi I had my bluetooth headphones on and I was standing at the print when I went in to a laughing fit. I laughter so hard I was literally on the floor I could not stand up and i could not hear my boss standing behind me and when i was able to recover he wanted to know what was so funny. Now I'm looking at my boss he can't even work right now because of this youtuber

  • @CakeTh3Jake
    @CakeTh3Jake 5 лет назад +3

    Not gonna lie, I have never encountered the abreviation "POC" and was confused as to why they were being treated as a Prisoner Of War

  • @wyatttippett6441
    @wyatttippett6441 23 дня назад +1

    13:37 GEEZ IM PLAYING STARCRAFT 2 and then he says 4 seconds of silence and the music did that intense volin thing even though I’m not in combat so I’m just setting my probes and drones and SCVs to minerals yes I’m playing with a mod that allows me to get all the workers among other things then that happen geez man

  • @eomersimbajon2938
    @eomersimbajon2938 5 лет назад +37

    but... but... just...
    this subreddit is just one big sigh

  • @ceekay3143
    @ceekay3143 5 лет назад +2

    Ah, that Dapper Dan story was a good one. I thought it was going to go the way of many other Malicious Compliance stories, where OP is the one person qualified/in charge of IT stuff and so there's no digital marketing/web client stuff done because he has to only do Sales stuff. The actual story was much more delicious than that.

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 5 лет назад +25

    Its been a while since we had Treelaw...
    Get on it rSlash

  • @realrebelli0n
    @realrebelli0n 4 года назад +1

    This guy was being exploited, degraded and excluded, and he was told to leave if he didn't like it, but his departure caused the entire business to break down because he literally was the MVP.
    comment section: FOUR SECOND SILENCE!

  • @srevonniewolf6057
    @srevonniewolf6057 5 лет назад +5

    I would do the same thing if a boss told me to get a large chai and make it extra sweet.

    • @realrebelli0n
      @realrebelli0n 4 года назад +3

      Just asking for something wasn't the problem, it was the racist remark.

  • @brandishwar
    @brandishwar 5 лет назад +2

    Dapper Dan is lucky he wasn't fired outright, for which the employer would've been well within right given the outright FRAUD he perpetuated on his employer. And that fraud is probably why Dapper Dan is still looking for work.

  • @iimstupid2281
    @iimstupid2281 5 лет назад +6

    Anyone else think they accidently paused the video when he went for a 4 second pause?

  • @TronvsMatrix
    @TronvsMatrix 5 лет назад +1

    Some of these things should be a movie

  • @pichufan3259
    @pichufan3259 5 лет назад +27

    Can we get r/cursedcomments or r/madlads

    • @NyttAura
      @NyttAura 5 лет назад +1

      He just did r/madlads for the first time a couple days ago.

    • @uncle3403
      @uncle3403 5 лет назад

      r/supernovarevenge

  • @mariosin3256
    @mariosin3256 11 месяцев назад +1

    In the second story, how did it take two months for them to decide on something?

  • @xanderodle2721
    @xanderodle2721 5 лет назад

    That four second silence got me 🤣

  • @russianbear7832
    @russianbear7832 5 лет назад +10

    I want r/Nuclearrevenge

  • @popstarprincess123
    @popstarprincess123 4 года назад +2

    Watching malicious compliance
    Planning to do some malicious compliance today 💥
    Thank you for the awesome inspiration R Slash ❤️

  • @latoshi3671
    @latoshi3671 5 лет назад +3

    Happy birthday rSlash!

  • @beehivejournals6446
    @beehivejournals6446 5 лет назад +1

    These IT triumph stories are the best!

  • @sevenjames2050
    @sevenjames2050 5 лет назад +19

    Hey R SLASH I was wondering if you like cookies and if so here's a cookie for you great videos keep up the good work!

  • @yusef125
    @yusef125 Год назад

    6:18 this advice was incredible

  • @xaifer2485
    @xaifer2485 5 лет назад +3

    13:38 bro I thaught my phone stopped working

  • @BeLoud13
    @BeLoud13 2 года назад

    I love the voices the narrator uses when imitating the jerks! So snotty! :)

  • @bobson_dugnutt2863
    @bobson_dugnutt2863 5 лет назад +15

    So...I didn't understand a word of all of that, too much business jargon

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 5 лет назад +1

    It's always great fun to see bosses take their staff for granted and abuse them only for reality to hit hard when those people leave and there is nobody to make them look good.

  • @VioPotato
    @VioPotato 5 лет назад +7

    YAY I'M FIRST FOR ONCE! I LOVE YOU RSLASH YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN I HAVE A CRAP DAY!

  • @Putingy
    @Putingy 3 года назад +2

    1:57 Revenge is best served laced with honey.

  • @tameronica
    @tameronica 5 лет назад +3

    People are saying it’s morning while in south East Asia here it’s literally 8:15 p.m.
    Heh....
    I need sleep.

  • @TomatoTomatoTomatoTomatoTomato
    @TomatoTomatoTomatoTomatoTomato 5 лет назад +2

    As a brown person , that tea(chai) making process just broke my heart into pieces. Thats not even close to how we make our chai (tea)

  • @vasilisbakakis8709
    @vasilisbakakis8709 5 лет назад +20

    1 view 19 likes i thought i was first for a second

  • @rhondah.1478
    @rhondah.1478 5 лет назад

    The four seconds of silence got me..I thought something was wrong with the video. LOL

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 лет назад +44

    *I'm a Duck*
    thus your arguments are invalid

  • @amberlance3221
    @amberlance3221 5 лет назад

    I had a manager like dapper dan..
    They would constantly (sometimes cordially) use the phrase "better get *blank* done, or it's your job!"
    I was the receptionist, would take orders, follow orders up for customers, managed stock, regularly cleaned, placed orders, ad-hoc and would have to drop anything I was doing to assist my manager when they required it because (I quote) .. "their customer's were more important"..

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 5 лет назад +3

    the thumbnail is more r/technicallythetruth

  • @mochacino6198
    @mochacino6198 4 года назад

    That 4 second silence made me think my internet crashed lol

  • @captainevildjdude1405
    @captainevildjdude1405 5 лет назад +6

    rSlash can you cover r/rpghorrorstories in the future please

  • @Rusher_2048
    @Rusher_2048 3 года назад

    When the 4 second silence came, I thought my phone died. And then 4 seconds later I realized that he just paused for 4 seconds 😂.