Sorry for being the ''actchually'' guy, but most yokai in Touhou Project are capable of taking most physical attacks (assumedly), so bullets will literally not do shit, unless each gun is blessed religiously. Then again, The Free Man status means his bullets actually might just work like normal on principle.
One could argue post-HL2 Gordon would be capeable of solving the incident considering the fact he is idolized by HL2's humanity which could probably make him a living God in Gensokyo.
Against humans. Youkai can play as rough as they'd like, and humans can play rough against youkai as well if they know for a fact the youkai won't die. Like how Mokou gets killed for every spell card in her fight. (She is a human, but she is immortal, so there is no lethal damage.)
He could get technology that mimics the magic of gensokyo to allow him to make bullet patterns, or if he somehow has infinite ammo he could too. Like yumemi does. Though idk how much half life tech can turn to a bullethell.
If i remember correctly Meiling can sense people's qi and see their intent through it so setting traps and hiding may not be that effective on her but as long as Gordon keeps his distance he should be fine, Meiling doesn't have much of a reply to that.
Only a being of pure spirit (such a thing doesn't exist) would be safe from purely material weapons (these don't exist either). So yeah weapons primarily powered by physics wouldn't be ideal but they would still be effective
@@EJY1790 Such things do exist in touhou though. The physical bodies of youkai are mere constructs fueled by their souls. You can destroy them, but they'll just regenerate. A youkai can be cut to ribbons and be just fine. Hell, we see Flandre stab Satori right through the heart with a sword and the only thing wrong with Satori afterwards is that she went into shock, because she is physically very weak for a youkai. Bullets aren't doing shit. Meanwhile, stronger youkai can knock down forests with their voices or fire mountain destroying lasers.
With the sheer size and passion of both communities, I wouldn't be surprised if this eventually became the premise of a HL mod. Edit: just thought about this, but a really long winded solution to this could involve Gordon realizing he can't fight the stronger beings around him properly without some level of magic comprehension, thus temporarily settling in a human village to learn flight, paired with sorcery or what have you. It would probably take months at minimum, but he does have that PhD for a reason. I'm practically writing fanfiction at this point, but the idea of Gordon being able for fly and use spell cards to empower his guns is really funny and interesting to me.
Gordon's goshintai is the crowbar, the Vortigaunts provide its faith (...how many vorts equal one of the Yaoyorozu, I wonder?) and Marisa or Nitori could certainly hook him up with some spellcards to empower the firearms and explosives. Might have to visit Kanako or Rinnosuke to get the Tau Cannon working, though. Does this make the HEV suit his mikoshi?
i recommend doing more takes, you frequently stutter and it feels like you have a hard time reading your script, I also recommend speaking a little slower.
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Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
Thats why he can solve every incident imaginable
years of studying at the m.i.t we're worth it
Spellcard: Right Man in the Wrong Place
VS
Spellcard: Interdimensional Crystal of Unforeseen Consequences
Industry Weapon "Metal Crowbar"
Mmhm, crunchy crystal. Yummers 😋
"Could Gordon Freeman solve..."
SPAS-12 + right click
Pretty much.
Sorry for being the ''actchually'' guy, but most yokai in Touhou Project are capable of taking most physical attacks (assumedly), so bullets will literally not do shit, unless each gun is blessed religiously. Then again, The Free Man status means his bullets actually might just work like normal on principle.
@@desinteresado125 Nigga we're talking bout gordon freeman here.
One could argue post-HL2 Gordon would be capeable of solving the incident considering the fact he is idolized by HL2's humanity which could probably make him a living God in Gensokyo.
woah, thats actually such a good point.
What if its speedrunner gordan
What incident _can't_ speedrunner Gordon solve?
exactly
Disappointing how Freeman didnt get to use any of his signature weapons/tools
Oh man screw this I want to know what type of "business" is going on between the G-Man and yukari...
G-Man is just post-transition Sumireko. He got a government job.
@@youmukonpaku3168 incorrect because then we would see gman hang himself
@@czarnakoza9697 based
@@based980 TTD
" ."
-Gordon Freeman
Wise words indeed. .
I'll raise you another:
Can Pyro TF2 cause an incident?
lmao
Reimu vs Combine and Cirno vs Aperture Science!
Hell yeah!
Cirno becomes Cave's top guy
@@Biotear yeah! She will explode the lemons!
i mean gordon already fought a giant baby at the end of hl1, a 2nd wouldnt be so bad right?
actually, my baby cousin (with asthma) would win a fight against goku 😋
Bill Left4Dead could solo Hecatia
Spellcard rules man. He must use it.
Against humans. Youkai can play as rough as they'd like, and humans can play rough against youkai as well if they know for a fact the youkai won't die. Like how Mokou gets killed for every spell card in her fight. (She is a human, but she is immortal, so there is no lethal damage.)
Yeah, I wasn't really sure how to use them in a hypothetical though, so I chose to omit even talking about them.
He could get technology that mimics the magic of gensokyo to allow him to make bullet patterns, or if he somehow has infinite ammo he could too. Like yumemi does. Though idk how much half life tech can turn to a bullethell.
@valonyaver600 That tech only exists in the FAR future with Yumemi, not in the fairly grounded setting of Half Life.
Quick answer: Yeah, he can.
deploy gordon freeman IMMEDIATELY
that's a really good question I never knew I needed an answer to
4:20 reminds me of Cirno's fight with Star Sapphire in KKHTA, where Star Sapphire uses claymores and grenades against her (but Cirno wins that scrap)
Idea can Luffy solve an incident
He's going to gravity gun Cirno fumo to space.
If i remember correctly Meiling can sense people's qi and see their intent through it so setting traps and hiding may not be that effective on her but as long as Gordon keeps his distance he should be fine, Meiling doesn't have much of a reply to that.
This sounds like a sven map
6:05 peak comedy LMFAO
Actually, my unborn brother would win a fight against Yukari Yakumo 😎
my unborn brother could beat your unborn brother (mines is still a sperm cell)
holy crap its netzach from lobotomy corporation and library of ruina
holy shit is that netzach from the floor of art
well yeah, Lafcadio Hearn's grave is already full, not hard to win that one.
Unfortunately guns (and physical damage in general) work about as well against Youkai as wet paper unless they're empowered by faith.
So the crowbar works against them?
The vortigaunts have faith in him, therefore his weapons are holy relics.
Well, if it was half-life 2 Gordon they would be...
@@Raum2901 i think it might, after all its almost the symbol of the resistance, the weapon to save them all.
i'm an angry guy but how angry does one need to execute a poor girl with ashma with a rpg?
EoSD Stage 4 will make you that kind of angry if you play flawless on your way there.
Two of my favorite franchises in one video
I didn't know I needed this, but I did
Read the title and though it was Gordon Ramsay.
and we all know he solos sakuya with 0 difficulty
yes, as long as the incident is caused by Mystia and/or Yuyuko.
Physical weapons against spiritual beings ?
Only a being of pure spirit (such a thing doesn't exist) would be safe from purely material weapons (these don't exist either). So yeah weapons primarily powered by physics wouldn't be ideal but they would still be effective
@@EJY1790 Such things do exist in touhou though. The physical bodies of youkai are mere constructs fueled by their souls. You can destroy them, but they'll just regenerate. A youkai can be cut to ribbons and be just fine. Hell, we see Flandre stab Satori right through the heart with a sword and the only thing wrong with Satori afterwards is that she went into shock, because she is physically very weak for a youkai. Bullets aren't doing shit. Meanwhile, stronger youkai can knock down forests with their voices or fire mountain destroying lasers.
He can beat remmilla if he takes patchy or sakuya as a hostage
good point
"Za Warudo!"
With the sheer size and passion of both communities, I wouldn't be surprised if this eventually became the premise of a HL mod.
Edit: just thought about this, but a really long winded solution to this could involve Gordon realizing he can't fight the stronger beings around him properly without some level of magic comprehension, thus temporarily settling in a human village to learn flight, paired with sorcery or what have you. It would probably take months at minimum, but he does have that PhD for a reason.
I'm practically writing fanfiction at this point, but the idea of Gordon being able for fly and use spell cards to empower his guns is really funny and interesting to me.
Gordon's goshintai is the crowbar, the Vortigaunts provide its faith (...how many vorts equal one of the Yaoyorozu, I wonder?) and Marisa or Nitori could certainly hook him up with some spellcards to empower the firearms and explosives. Might have to visit Kanako or Rinnosuke to get the Tau Cannon working, though. Does this make the HEV suit his mikoshi?
Gordon solos
Certainly he is!
Wait, can't Gordon fly using the Gluon gun and explosives?
That's a pretty good point, although I'm not sure its worth the risk of losing health.
Lovely
i recommend doing more takes, you frequently stutter and it feels like you have a hard time reading your script, I also recommend speaking a little slower.
Noted, thanks for the suggestion!
Can the Akatsuki survive in gensokyo for 1 year?
Never read/watch Naruto. Might come back to this idea if I do.
Oh god
I can't hear you.
Aye aye, captain!
Sorry, I'll work on that!
Subtitles would help