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milksop
Добавлен 10 мар 2024
Avid Yuuma enjoyer, but not delusional.
Weekly shorts and monthly videos maybe.
Weekly shorts and monthly videos maybe.
Could Gordon Solve a Touhou Incident
Solving one of life's greatest mysteries, Gordon Tohuou. Taking a more lax approach to power scaling here, feel free to argue with the outcome.
This is my first long form video, I usually make shorts, if you have any suggestions I'd love to hear it. This channel is primarily Touhou based.
Touhou background clips come from Dai Karasu
Music:
Tomorrow will be Special; Yesterday was Not
Lab Practicum
Apparitions Stalk the Night
Lunate Elf
Shanghai Teahouse ~ Chinese Tea
Locked Girl ~ The Girl's Secret Room
Lunar Clock ~ Luna Dial
The Young Decedent of Tepes
Player's Score
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See you in December.
This is my first long form video, I usually make shorts, if you have any suggestions I'd love to hear it. This channel is primarily Touhou based.
Touhou background clips come from Dai Karasu
Music:
Tomorrow will be Special; Yesterday was Not
Lab Practicum
Apparitions Stalk the Night
Lunate Elf
Shanghai Teahouse ~ Chinese Tea
Locked Girl ~ The Girl's Secret Room
Lunar Clock ~ Luna Dial
The Young Decedent of Tepes
Player's Score
-
See you in December.
Просмотров: 3 870
Wait, what if it's Half Life 3 Gordon?
I now need fanart of yukari and the Gman having tea together
that's a really good question I never knew I needed an answer to
Bill Left4Dead could solo Hecatia
This sounds like a sven map
>` >sv_cheats 1 >notarget 1
I'll raise you another: Can Pyro TF2 cause an incident?
lmao
He's going to gravity gun Cirno fumo to space.
Quick answer: Yeah, he can.
One could argue post-HL2 Gordon would be capeable of solving the incident considering the fact he is idolized by HL2's humanity which could probably make him a living God in Gensokyo.
woah, thats actually such a good point.
4:20 reminds me of Cirno's fight with Star Sapphire in KKHTA, where Star Sapphire uses claymores and grenades against her (but Cirno wins that scrap)
Gordon solos
6:05 peak comedy LMFAO
" ." -Gordon Freeman
Wise words indeed. .
Oh god
With the sheer size and passion of both communities, I wouldn't be surprised if this eventually became the premise of a HL mod. Edit: just thought about this, but a really long winded solution to this could involve Gordon realizing he can't fight the stronger beings around him properly without some level of magic comprehension, thus temporarily settling in a human village to learn flight, paired with sorcery or what have you. It would probably take months at minimum, but he does have that PhD for a reason. I'm practically writing fanfiction at this point, but the idea of Gordon being able for fly and use spell cards to empower his guns is really funny and interesting to me.
Gordon's goshintai is the crowbar, the Vortigaunts provide its faith (...how many vorts equal one of the Yaoyorozu, I wonder?) and Marisa or Nitori could certainly hook him up with some spellcards to empower the firearms and explosives. Might have to visit Kanako or Rinnosuke to get the Tau Cannon working, though. Does this make the HEV suit his mikoshi?
i'm an angry guy but how angry does one need to execute a poor girl with ashma with a rpg?
EoSD Stage 4 will make you that kind of angry if you play flawless on your way there.
very much enjoyed this video pls do more hypotheticals of my favorite fictional characters in touhou scenario of my comfort character... scenario of my comfort character in another world..
deploy gordon freeman IMMEDIATELY
Rumia as a mother is crazy 🤯
Bro said seiga cuck at the end💀
I didn't know I needed this, but I did
Reimu vs Combine and Cirno vs Aperture Science!
Hell yeah! Cirno becomes Cave's top guy
@@Biotear yeah! She will explode the lemons!
Idea can Luffy solve an incident
Lovely
Can the Akatsuki survive in gensokyo for 1 year?
Never read/watch Naruto. Might come back to this idea if I do.
Wait, can't Gordon fly using the Gluon gun and explosives?
That's a pretty good point, although I'm not sure its worth the risk of losing health.
Two of my favorite franchises in one video
i mean gordon already fought a giant baby at the end of hl1, a 2nd wouldnt be so bad right?
Read the title and though it was Gordon Ramsay.
and we all know he solos sakuya with 0 difficulty
yes, as long as the incident is caused by Mystia and/or Yuyuko.
Oh man screw this I want to know what type of "business" is going on between the G-Man and yukari...
G-Man is just post-transition Sumireko. He got a government job.
@@youmukonpaku3168 incorrect because then we would see gman hang himself
@@czarnakoza9697 based
@@based980 TTD
@@czarnakoza9697💀
Spellcard: Right Man in the Wrong Place VS Spellcard: Interdimensional Crystal of Unforeseen Consequences
Industry Weapon "Metal Crowbar"
Mmhm, crunchy crystal. Yummers 😋
"Could Gordon Freeman solve..." SPAS-12 + right click
Pretty much.
Sorry for being the ''actchually'' guy, but most yokai in Touhou Project are capable of taking most physical attacks (assumedly), so bullets will literally not do shit, unless each gun is blessed religiously. Then again, The Free Man status means his bullets actually might just work like normal on principle.
@@desinteresado125 Nigga we're talking bout gordon freeman here.
Spellcard rules man. He must use it.
Against humans. Youkai can play as rough as they'd like, and humans can play rough against youkai as well if they know for a fact the youkai won't die. Like how Mokou gets killed for every spell card in her fight. (She is a human, but she is immortal, so there is no lethal damage.)
Yeah, I wasn't really sure how to use them in a hypothetical though, so I chose to omit even talking about them.
He could get technology that mimics the magic of gensokyo to allow him to make bullet patterns, or if he somehow has infinite ammo he could too. Like yumemi does. Though idk how much half life tech can turn to a bullethell.
@valonyaver600 That tech only exists in the FAR future with Yumemi, not in the fairly grounded setting of Half Life.
Certainly he is!
If i remember correctly Meiling can sense people's qi and see their intent through it so setting traps and hiding may not be that effective on her but as long as Gordon keeps his distance he should be fine, Meiling doesn't have much of a reply to that.
She’s too busy snoozing on the job
What if its speedrunner gordan
What incident _can't_ speedrunner Gordon solve?
exactly
i recommend doing more takes, you frequently stutter and it feels like you have a hard time reading your script, I also recommend speaking a little slower.
Noted, thanks for the suggestion!
Am I only one think that glasses Touhou Characters are ZUN references ?
Physical weapons against spiritual beings ?
Only a being of pure spirit (such a thing doesn't exist) would be safe from purely material weapons (these don't exist either). So yeah weapons primarily powered by physics wouldn't be ideal but they would still be effective
@@EJY1790 Such things do exist in touhou though. The physical bodies of youkai are mere constructs fueled by their souls. You can destroy them, but they'll just regenerate. A youkai can be cut to ribbons and be just fine. Hell, we see Flandre stab Satori right through the heart with a sword and the only thing wrong with Satori afterwards is that she went into shock, because she is physically very weak for a youkai. Bullets aren't doing shit. Meanwhile, stronger youkai can knock down forests with their voices or fire mountain destroying lasers.
I can't hear you.
Aye aye, captain!
Sorry, I'll work on that!
Subtitles would help
Disappointing how Freeman didnt get to use any of his signature weapons/tools
He can beat remmilla if he takes patchy or sakuya as a hostage
good point
"Za Warudo!"
Unfortunately guns (and physical damage in general) work about as well against Youkai as wet paper unless they're empowered by faith.
So the crowbar works against them?
The vortigaunts have faith in him, therefore his weapons are holy relics. Well, if it was half-life 2 Gordon they would be...
@@Raum2901 i think it might, after all its almost the symbol of the resistance, the weapon to save them all.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
Thats why he can solve every incident imaginable
years of studying at the m.i.t we're worth it
Actually, my unborn brother would win a fight against Yukari Yakumo 😎
my unborn brother could beat your unborn brother (mines is still a sperm cell)
holy crap its netzach from lobotomy corporation and library of ruina
holy shit is that netzach from the floor of art
well yeah, Lafcadio Hearn's grave is already full, not hard to win that one.
actually, my baby cousin (with asthma) would win a fight against goku 😋
I want to marry Shuzo from the hit Doujin circle Sekkenya. Ever since I was a young girl I've been interested in guys cosplaying as sakuya, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white men who do not know how to think. One day, while I was listening to touhou music, I heard a song sung by a peculiar man with a sakuya cosplay. I immediately fell in love. The short, luscious wig, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, flirtatious , yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Shuzo. And so I began my search for Shuzo, I listened to every sekkenya/zekkenya song and watched all of his live concerts just so I could witness the most out of his majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see his handsome flat body. You see, Sakuya is not the cute maid im in love with. Shuzo is. I am in love with him. Yet the barrier between Asia and Europe separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates Shuzo from his biggest fan. Only something so powerful as the Continent barrier can separate me from my dear Shuzo. For it is my true fate to meet that man. In concerts, I shall motivate Shuzo and Tell him how much i love him. At his booth, where there is nought but bliss, I will stay by his booth, to share the bliss infinitefold, like two mirrors in proximity. On the boring days, i will draw him in my sketchbook. Some days,i'll draw him in a hina cosplay. Some days,i'll draw him shirtless. And always, i will draw his attractive shiny legs. Those shaven beautiful Legs. For it is the true love that does not brag, it only contains itself infinitely. Such is the love i have for Shuzo.
@@suikabe honestly real
@@themilquetoast 😇
marisa jumpscare at the end, holy give a warning i'm terrified
even marisa side b is scarier than kogasa
Me realising that Marisa has a moon thing in lolk