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  • Опубликовано: 19 май 2017
  • One mad scientist (Dwayne Johnson) goes farther than the others (Kyle Mooney, Sasheer Zamata, Beck Bennett) to win a contest for most evil invention.
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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @DoctorXander
    @DoctorXander 3 года назад +11452

    Everyone else playing Uno while The Rock plays Cards Against Humanity

    • @jessicabilodeau4565
      @jessicabilodeau4565 3 года назад +105

      About right.

    • @ladyheavdev
      @ladyheavdev 3 года назад +88

      Damn straight

    • @phabiorules
      @phabiorules 3 года назад +164

      Everyone else is playing "apples to apples".

    • @Cosmocarreon3045
      @Cosmocarreon3045 3 года назад +48

      I’m pretty sure that’s how the rock got this idea for this sketch

    • @siddmic
      @siddmic 2 года назад +5

      🤣

  • @themonopolyguy4365
    @themonopolyguy4365 4 года назад +9599

    White Castle: SNL can you advertise for us?
    SNL: I think we can work you into one of our sketches.

    • @harrybetteridge7532
      @harrybetteridge7532 4 года назад +326

      @@Cadesworth Do you think maybe they were going to use "Subway" as the restaurant but their lawyers thought it might be going a bit to far.

    • @tkaki6029
      @tkaki6029 4 года назад +11

      🤣

    • @thedevicebook
      @thedevicebook 4 года назад +52

      I think Chick-Fil-A is crying a out this ad NOT being for them. Because when I think evil, and I think sandwiches, I think Chick-Fil-A. I guess I'll have to rely on Conan O'Brien skits to really put them in their place.

    • @mzmadmike
      @mzmadmike 4 года назад +33

      @@thedevicebook Chik Fil A has nothing to do with evil. But go ahead and "put them in their place." I'm going to head there right now and get some food. Just to piss off the kind of pussies who think Chik Fil A is evil.
      Now, WHOLE FOODS is evil.

    • @darkice7669
      @darkice7669 4 года назад +6

      White Castle basically said they serve kid meat... blatantly obvious. Hiding truth in your face

  • @pronkb000
    @pronkb000 9 месяцев назад +190

    "You build a robot, then you molest it and hope it continues the cycle." That might be the darkest line in the entire sketch and I feel like it went over most people's heads.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Месяц назад

      I wonder how many times he had to do that to get one that molested children

  • @TheAmazingBlackStar
    @TheAmazingBlackStar 4 месяца назад +1377

    I love when you can tell that they had no idea how to end a sketch😂

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 4 месяца назад

      Lies again? MILF Evil Angel

    • @mandalorethemaximum1408
      @mandalorethemaximum1408 4 месяца назад +49

      So they turned it into an add

    • @heffatheanimal2200
      @heffatheanimal2200 4 месяца назад +135

      It's so common in SNL skits. They start brilliantly, and about two-thirds of the way through it just nosedives

    • @greenAbbot
      @greenAbbot 4 месяца назад +42

      This is a GREAT ending.

    • @thinshadow
      @thinshadow 4 месяца назад +46

      @@greenAbbot Yeah, I think "we'll serve anybody" is a pretty good landing.

  • @justlight.
    @justlight. 3 года назад +4730

    The way he pitched a child molesting robot and then casually says "So uhh do I win the contest?"

    • @gamefreak2383
      @gamefreak2383 3 года назад +97

      Well,he should have.

    • @binkymagnus
      @binkymagnus 3 года назад +87

      @@gamefreak2383 this guy gets it!

    • @jackmack95
      @jackmack95 3 года назад +18

      @@binkymagnus oh stfu yall predators

    • @thomasbenau2810
      @thomasbenau2810 3 года назад +46

      Jack Mack you must be hangry

    • @kal-zor-el5801
      @kal-zor-el5801 2 года назад +17

      He should, that's the whole point lol

  • @jeus8643
    @jeus8643 3 года назад +8172

    “Bennito Mussolini used to force feed people castor oil until they literally died of diarrhea”
    Random Audience Member: *oh*

    • @aurumvale9908
      @aurumvale9908 3 года назад +417

      "Write that down, write that down!"

    • @TheBuri00
      @TheBuri00 3 года назад +460

      The way he said "Thats gotta be where the goalpost is" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @natewrite6982
      @natewrite6982 3 года назад +51

      @@TheBuri00 best part of the skit to me

    • @StefanSaba
      @StefanSaba 3 года назад +15

      Lol thanks headphones

    • @frankym69
      @frankym69 3 года назад +82

      That's actually true. Left wing authoritarianism and right-wing authoritarianism are both equally wrong and should be a reminder to all of us that extremists have no business in a position of power. Unless you're an anarchist, then let the AnCom and AnCap debate begin.

  • @RoachDogg_JR
    @RoachDogg_JR 9 месяцев назад +418

    I love how Roy is just a regular guy who probably built RoboChoMo in his garage

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 8 месяцев назад +27

      That's another thing I love about this skit, the other scientists have weird or typical villain costumes and Roy looks like a normal guy.

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 Месяц назад +6

      "So uhhhh do I win the contest? It seems like I won."

    • @wedgeex
      @wedgeex 15 дней назад

      The real question is - who molested the robot?

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin 3 месяца назад +915

    The others were all Mad Scientists. Roy was a Mad Engineer. The Mad Scientists all aligned their inventions with their own pet projects. Roy read the requirement ("World's Most Evil Invention") and then fulfilled it.

    • @1talldaddy
      @1talldaddy 3 месяца назад +20

      OMG.you made my day because you actually got the joke.

    • @DathrobeBwane
      @DathrobeBwane 3 месяца назад +16

      @@1talldaddythis guy gets it.

    • @woodrobin
      @woodrobin 3 месяца назад +18

      @@DathrobeBwane Oh my God, no I don't! 😀

    • @jameshill2450
      @jameshill2450 3 месяца назад +11

      See, the wood guy is with me all the way.

    • @mcmosfet2856
      @mcmosfet2856 2 месяца назад +7

      Can't be an engineer, he finished the project on time

  • @vitinamorabito7283
    @vitinamorabito7283 3 года назад +18745

    I like how Roy seems like a normal guy, while everyone else acts like a cartoon villain. A dose of realism. Evil doesn't announce itself and doesn't think itself evil.

    • @NeedsContent
      @NeedsContent 3 года назад +931

      This guy gets it.

    • @lodivt
      @lodivt 3 года назад +674

      But Roy definitely thinks it's evil considering he entered in a "Most evil invention in the world" competition.

    • @micab7660
      @micab7660 3 года назад +170

      Ne he doesnt, stop saying that.

    • @850thameem7
      @850thameem7 3 года назад +552

      @@lodivt he thinks the invention is evil , He doesn't think he's evil because he only built it for the competition

    • @obediahpolkinghorniii564
      @obediahpolkinghorniii564 3 года назад +40

      Hannah Arendt would agree.

  • @JacobFury
    @JacobFury 3 года назад +8213

    “This guy gets it”
    “Oh my God no i don’t!”
    Perfect reaction

    • @amany247
      @amany247 3 года назад +11

      No god but Allah
      Islam way for peace and real monotheism
      Search about the truth with honest heart

    • @ultimate0706
      @ultimate0706 3 года назад +95

      @@amany247 Your religion isn't peaceful.

    • @mitchellsommer2321
      @mitchellsommer2321 3 года назад +1

      @R G profit?

    • @mitchellsommer2321
      @mitchellsommer2321 3 года назад

      @R G ok

    • @user-pb5nx7ot1n
      @user-pb5nx7ot1n 3 года назад +4

      @@ultimate0706 is peace always the answer??

  • @jayrob121
    @jayrob121 6 месяцев назад +508

    "we know what evil means!"
    "Well apparently you don't because you built a freeze ray. Now if you had built a freeze ray that can also...."

    • @RocketHarry865
      @RocketHarry865 3 месяца назад +20

      Imagine a freeze ray that can freeze the Suez or Panama Canal in seconds. Just imagine the economic upheaval

    • @seeharvester
      @seeharvester 3 месяца назад +2

      @@RocketHarry865
      I have a poor imagination.

    • @jeffreymeehan3116
      @jeffreymeehan3116 3 месяца назад +10

      @@RocketHarry865 You could also point it at the North or South pole and get every Nobel Prize for solving Climate Change.

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 3 месяца назад

      @@jeffreymeehan3116The “experts” would just move he goalposts and demand even more money.

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman 2 месяца назад

      A freeze ray that makes ice dildos inside people when it freezes them?

  • @yoshilu7451
    @yoshilu7451 6 месяцев назад +223

    The most underappreciated aspect is Roy admits he molested the robot to start "the cycle" 😂

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 14 дней назад +2

      Molesting a robot os not a reprehensible act though. A bit weird though.
      Making a robot be able to feel pain so you can torture it would be a lot worse.

    • @ytubeanon
      @ytubeanon 4 дня назад

      @@jasperzanovich2504 what if he gave it sexual feelings and then molested it, Roy really thought this out

  • @TrumbullComic
    @TrumbullComic 5 лет назад +11979

    The way the Rock underplays it is just genius.

    • @thelegendaryblackbeastofar39
      @thelegendaryblackbeastofar39 4 года назад +256

      I believe the theatrical lingo is "Playing it straight faced."

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 года назад +161

      "Hello, my name is Roy" 😑🤣

    • @Criblica91
      @Criblica91 4 года назад +33

      its called reading what he is supose to say.

    • @MattPawlowski
      @MattPawlowski 4 года назад +9

      Evil* genius.

    • @LostTerminal
      @LostTerminal 4 года назад +61

      @@genki2genki what flubs? That is the character he is playing. Do you know what acting is?

  • @Pause0
    @Pause0 2 года назад +11556

    "Benito Mussolini used to force feed people castor oil until they literally died of diarrhea. I mean that's gotta be where the goalposts are am I crazy?" delivered so matter of factly, had me dying

    • @W00KIEW00K
      @W00KIEW00K 2 года назад +186

      That was the line that did it for me. Lol

    • @WardNightstone
      @WardNightstone 2 года назад +77

      i mean the Mesopotamians would trap someoen between 2 boats and force feed them honey and milk so they S**T themselves and atract blow flies so they would be eaten alive AND S**T themselves to death
      and yes i hate that i know that

    • @XneverstopfightingX
      @XneverstopfightingX 2 года назад +330

      If you listen really close you can hear a woman say “oh” when he says that line.

    • @christianpoitra7550
      @christianpoitra7550 2 года назад +7

      .

    • @ryancory5958
      @ryancory5958 2 года назад +116

      The silence in the crowd after the first sentence haha ;D

  • @user-ip9ru1os3o
    @user-ip9ru1os3o 6 месяцев назад +570

    This is some of the Rock's absolute best acting in his career. The totally deadpan way he delivers every line is SO GOOD.

    • @hahakittymsms1183
      @hahakittymsms1183 5 месяцев назад +5

      You do know that he is a ped 0 right?!?! Not acting at all!!!

    • @Mkings2
      @Mkings2 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@hahakittymsms1183 yea he's definitely not acting he doesn't see nothing wrong

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Mkings2 That must be why he willingly plays a character participating in the MOST EVIL INVENTION CONTEST ... this skit is 100% anti pedophilia and I don't see why any real pedo would willingly write and participate in it.

    • @supersbbrawl4ever
      @supersbbrawl4ever 2 месяца назад

      ​@@hahakittymsms1183Proof?

    • @supersbbrawl4ever
      @supersbbrawl4ever 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Mkings2Nah this likely took so many takes.

  • @atdubya9576
    @atdubya9576 6 месяцев назад +99

    3:17 “We know what evil means!”
    “It doesn’t seem like you do…”😂😂😂

  • @jasonberndt2381
    @jasonberndt2381 5 лет назад +3923

    "We know what evil means...!"
    "Well, doesn't seem like YOU do 'cause you built a freeze ray."

    • @lordgiacomos2551
      @lordgiacomos2551 5 лет назад +42

      Roasted

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 5 лет назад +85

      @@lordgiacomos2551 Good thing she had that freeze ray. Gonna need it to cool off from that burn.

    • @lordgiacomos2551
      @lordgiacomos2551 5 лет назад +13

      Good thing the shrink ray guy had a shrink ray, don't think he actually wanted to be there towards end

    • @jamiepants8906
      @jamiepants8906 5 лет назад +7

      @@lordgiacomos2551 its funny because now the Rock is cooking freeze rays

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 5 лет назад +5

      Couldn't it solve global warming

  • @karmabum21
    @karmabum21 3 года назад +4471

    The worst part is when he explains how he made the robot lol

    • @freddysw
      @freddysw 3 года назад +200

      He did it when it was just a motherboard

    • @daltoncaudill9343
      @daltoncaudill9343 3 года назад +93

      Huh, I thought that was the best part. After all, hurt people hurt people.

    • @taroinoue1756
      @taroinoue1756 3 года назад +42

      You spelled 'best' wrong.

    • @karmabum21
      @karmabum21 3 года назад +33

      @@daltoncaudill9343 haha it was the best part and that's what makes it the worst lol

    • @matrixinterface
      @matrixinterface 3 года назад +58

      Yeah... I'm pretty thick skinned when it comes to comedy but since almost every pedophile was molested as a child, that part was just so realistic it was a little hard to laugh at (not that that excuses them of course, but it is what has almost always happened to them.)

  • @mrrobot736
    @mrrobot736 Месяц назад +24

    My favorite detail of this whole thing is the fact that Roy's outfit is more basic and has a simple bright blue while the other's have gloves, goggles and dark colors.
    It shows how Roy is more casual and realistically evil [well, as realistic as building a child molesting robot is] unlike everyone else who are cartoonishly evil and try hard 😂

    • @UncleKennysPlace
      @UncleKennysPlace Месяц назад +2

      He's like The Professor on Gilligan's Island.

  • @TheDoodLbot
    @TheDoodLbot Год назад +349

    No job is truly safe from automation 😔

    • @Marioroops
      @Marioroops 10 месяцев назад +14

      This gave me genuine chuckle. Thank you

    • @Acrylescent
      @Acrylescent 3 месяца назад +10

      I’m upset with how funny I found this.

    • @Derekivery
      @Derekivery 3 месяца назад

      Pedophile: Those damn robots, THEY TOOK MY JOB!

    • @user-pw5do6tu7i
      @user-pw5do6tu7i 3 месяца назад +3

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAH

    • @Zero1380X
      @Zero1380X 3 месяца назад +2

      And that's the actual evil part 😂

  • @Richterdgf
    @Richterdgf 4 года назад +2848

    Damn, Roy is playing Chess while everyone else is playing Checkers....

    • @SouthernersSax
      @SouthernersSax 4 года назад +40

      Not just chess, or even 4D chess, but hyperspatial Go.

    • @NEA_knockout
      @NEA_knockout 4 года назад +11

      Nah Roy is playing catch

    • @ReelMuzikFein
      @ReelMuzikFein 4 года назад +29

      Nah. Roy is playing with robots😂

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 4 года назад +3

      While everyone is playing checkers, Roy's mating children with his phallic shaped chess pieces.

    • @yourdadcallsmerossmathews9014
      @yourdadcallsmerossmathews9014 4 года назад +2

      I want to like but its at 666 :D

  • @Orbalorbadingdong
    @Orbalorbadingdong 3 года назад +12933

    Dwayne Johnson's delivery in this is damn near perfect. Him casually stuttering and repeating words makes the character so much more casual and comfortable

    • @RobizGaming2024
      @RobizGaming2024 3 года назад +80

      This is fucking disgusting. The fuck you on about?.

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq 3 года назад +506

      And he does it in, quite frankly, half the time

    • @abdulrahmanahmed2915
      @abdulrahmanahmed2915 3 года назад +273

      @@RobizGaming2024 it was funny. Don't take everything to heart

    • @RobizGaming2024
      @RobizGaming2024 3 года назад +62

      @@abdulrahmanahmed2915 What part was funny ?

    • @abdulrahmanahmed2915
      @abdulrahmanahmed2915 3 года назад +258

      @@RobizGaming2024 Dwayne Johnsons entire part was funny

  • @funk3nst3in
    @funk3nst3in 2 месяца назад +20

    "... Died from diarheaa"
    That one audience member: OH!

    • @lukespillman1313
      @lukespillman1313 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah, Mussolini used that as a method of torture during his regime. That’s how much of a sadist he was.

  • @swfcpilot
    @swfcpilot 9 месяцев назад +37

    The characters' costumes are fantastically elaborate and detailed.

  • @johnwicktherealoneiam
    @johnwicktherealoneiam 3 года назад +4950

    Everybody is a monster until the real monster walks in!

    • @weebkittenuwu5862
      @weebkittenuwu5862 3 года назад +48

      Leave it to John Wick to say this🤣

    • @cinyarko
      @cinyarko 3 года назад +32

      I love the nice little touch that they have these descriptive movie names ... and then in walks Roy with his robochomo.

    • @cinyarko
      @cinyarko 3 года назад +14

      @Leonardo Cesana "chomo" is prison slang for child molester.

    • @lloydparker472
      @lloydparker472 3 года назад +7

      Ha haaaaa... This guy knows what I'm talking about!!

    • @ratking6730
      @ratking6730 3 года назад +1

      Yep

  • @gagansingh1873
    @gagansingh1873 2 года назад +3902

    He actually understood the assignment

  • @maximusw01
    @maximusw01 10 месяцев назад +42

    He’s so calm while admitting it 😂

  • @spornge
    @spornge Год назад +16

    "Stop saying I get it " kills me even more knowing it is coming

  • @suryanshchopra
    @suryanshchopra 3 года назад +1987

    "And the video of child molesting robot made by the Rock is sponspored by White Castle"
    - "Oh my God, no we don't" - White Castle

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 года назад +12

      you can just say it.

    • @xXAkirhaXx
      @xXAkirhaXx 3 года назад +12

      Shut up White Caslte, you'll serve anyone, you know it!

    • @thomasbenau2810
      @thomasbenau2810 3 года назад +1

      Jeff Bond maybe not Trump supporters.

    • @thomasbenau2810
      @thomasbenau2810 3 года назад +4

      California NEEDS A White Castle. Please someone franchise it.

    • @kumar01234
      @kumar01234 3 года назад +1

      I actually they did. Apparently SNL tried to do some product placement in their show and the writers were against it and they did skits like this in their product placement

  • @badfriday
    @badfriday 7 лет назад +7468

    that was the last thing i was expecting when he brought that robot out.

    • @leloodallasmultipass
      @leloodallasmultipass 7 лет назад +77

      me too! I had a list and this was dead last.

    • @360YANKEE
      @360YANKEE 7 лет назад +9

      i know right?

    • @bigbrainanime9485
      @bigbrainanime9485 7 лет назад +100

      I was expecting another Trump/political jab. Like this robot has watched nothing but trump videos and will run for office in 2020 or something.

    • @caramel7149
      @caramel7149 7 лет назад +72

      I expected something slightly more complicated, like the robot does any job a human can do and the robot is willing to accept 1/10 the wage, cause robots apparently like to buy stuff too.

    • @DustinRodriguez1_0
      @DustinRodriguez1_0 7 лет назад +49

      I was actually thinking the moment they said 'most evil invention in the world' of walking booths that abused kids. I wasn't thinking specifically sexual abuse though, I was thinking something that'd beam tempting images into the eyes of passing kids, they go inside and it introduces them to meth, crack, heroin, etc. I'm with Roy on this one. If you're going to say you want people to do 'evil' and then think you can limit it, that's never gonna work.

  • @RagnarokMic
    @RagnarokMic 6 месяцев назад +47

    Nice to come back every now and then and see all the comments of people still somehow misconstruing calling something the most evil thing as some sort of endorsement.

    • @Resilientlyblessed
      @Resilientlyblessed 6 месяцев назад +5

      It’s just revealing that’s all, what people in the occult get into

    • @Superstarseven
      @Superstarseven 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Resilientlyblessednothing to do with the occult, stupid

    • @captainw0w
      @captainw0w 3 месяца назад +4

      Seriously. The utter delusion of some of these comments is baffling

    • @Melanatedbarbie1
      @Melanatedbarbie1 Месяц назад +4

      I'm just baffled by the stupidity of most of you thinking this is funny

    • @Superstarseven
      @Superstarseven Месяц назад

      @@ResilientlyblessedRevealing of what, you fucking asshole?

  • @nnaproductions
    @nnaproductions 6 месяцев назад +14

    I love that one person in the audience that reacted to the death by diarrhea comparison.

    • @antourte1
      @antourte1 3 месяца назад

      Honestly thank god for those audience members haha, they add these great little punctuation marks in the recorded sketches.

  • @pinazee
    @pinazee 7 лет назад +9250

    "How do you make a molesting robot?"
    "Well, you take a normal robot and molest it and hope it continues the cycle."
    snap.

    • @hydrogenone4926
      @hydrogenone4926 7 лет назад +154

      YOU MONSTER
      :)

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 7 лет назад +140

      My immediate response to that was: "That seems... impractical."

    • @boredartist5470
      @boredartist5470 7 лет назад +1

      pinazee I

    • @redeyeflight6988
      @redeyeflight6988 7 лет назад +26

      I wish religion could find a way to exist without fear. Fear is the mind killer.

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully 7 лет назад +13

      Redeye Flight Silence, Bene Gesserit witch! We all know that Melange spice is the real mind killer! 😋

  • @kennythefrog1
    @kennythefrog1 4 года назад +1170

    When the villains in Scooby-Doo are done with the G rating.

    • @nigels1383
      @nigels1383 3 года назад +14

      Plot twist. Their is a real guy in the robot costume

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 3 года назад +6

      I cant breathe

    • @gladwinmorwe505
      @gladwinmorwe505 3 года назад +4

      @@nigels1383 and scrappy doo does make it to the end.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Год назад

      Well you know, the scooby doo villains are usually just someone trying to commit insurance fraud or something, not a supervillain anyway. They're just willing to go the extra mile and dress up in a ghost costume and chase around any teenagers that trespass on their property to maintain the narrative that it's haunted.

  • @richarddecredico6098
    @richarddecredico6098 Месяц назад +6

    Top 10 all-time skit
    right up there with Colonel Angus, Schweddy Balls, and Cork Soaking

  • @brendendwyre9698
    @brendendwyre9698 26 дней назад +9

    The Dan Schneider 3000

  • @IGNXIII
    @IGNXIII 3 года назад +8882

    Ironically this is actually some of The Rock's best acting.

    • @jennywestmark1
      @jennywestmark1 3 года назад +120

      Agreed.

    • @5hade5
      @5hade5 3 года назад +193

      Must be the hair

    • @mareks3352
      @mareks3352 3 года назад +26

      Be Cool tops this.

    • @cavemanzach9475
      @cavemanzach9475 3 года назад +181

      Literally not even a smirk or grin. Dude could have been giving a presentation on muscle-milk

    • @cheefussmith9380
      @cheefussmith9380 3 года назад +32

      Why is that ironic?

  • @dickdastardly4236
    @dickdastardly4236 4 года назад +6396

    This is absolutely brilliant.
    A villain that has completely ignored the hidden moral compass of movie villains. People who claim to be monsters meeting a true monster.

    • @jlui21
      @jlui21 3 года назад +355

      - Even in prison, inmates commonly destroy child molesters...like murder and rape is "okay," but child molestation? One step too far, go figure.

    • @aurumvale9908
      @aurumvale9908 3 года назад +146

      how the duck is Roy a monster?
      all he did was create a robot that COULD molest children, he never said he's gonna actually use it.
      the other villans proclaimed their intentions loud and clear.

    • @dickdastardly4236
      @dickdastardly4236 3 года назад +149

      @@aurumvale9908
      He created a sentient robot with thoughts and emotions. Then proceeded to molest it so it too would become a molester.

    • @zephyrstrife4668
      @zephyrstrife4668 3 года назад +113

      @@jlui21 from what I heard, on a channel hosted by an ex-jewel thief, that it was anyone with sex-based crimes that were targeted and thus had to be put in a completely separate wing of the prison.

    • @himi6536
      @himi6536 3 года назад +41

      @@dickdastardly4236 He doesn't say the robot is sentient nor does he say that it "has thoughts and emotions." He was simply teaching it specific behavioral patterns, as you would any robot.
      A sentient robot cannot be made "for pennies."

  • @FunOnABun1
    @FunOnABun1 9 месяцев назад +103

    Once a decade they come out with a straight banger of a sketch

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 2 месяца назад +8

    I like to think that roy just had it lying around and decided "fuck it, its good enough" and presented it anyways

  • @katt2064
    @katt2064 4 года назад +2093

    That one kid who brings a AK-47 to a Nerf war

  • @MrFamousperson101
    @MrFamousperson101 5 лет назад +2276

    “That’s gotta be where the goal posts are” that line killed me

    • @BigLovinB
      @BigLovinB 5 лет назад +19

      I laughed because I thought he might have ad-libbed that line.

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 5 лет назад +53

      I just love the Mussolini reference. He could have chosen any evil dictator, but I'm glad he gave a shoutout to the OG fascist dictator, a rather underrated evil dictator in my opinion

    • @fredlebhart1393
      @fredlebhart1393 5 лет назад +2

      Dadan 2 #MeToo

    • @whatwillmakebethebestforev8556
      @whatwillmakebethebestforev8556 5 лет назад

      Take the 4 out

    • @mccritical
      @mccritical 5 лет назад +17

      Only a psycho would find a "freeze ray" hilarious in an era of uncertainty over climate change. Sickening!
      Also...amazing blend of Brad Garrett deadpan and Norm MacDonald obliviousness from Johnson. "That guy gets it" and "I went in a different direction" were beautifully delivered lines too.
      Also that slight stammer during "...it doesn't seem like you do because, uh, you built a freeze ray" is straight up Newhart.

  • @markchristopheryates6718
    @markchristopheryates6718 7 месяцев назад +25

    "So do I win the contest? It seems like I win the contest." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bishopcorva
    @bishopcorva 9 месяцев назад +11

    Hard to deny that SNL does crank out a few gems from time to time.
    "The shrinking guy's with me on this."
    "Stop saying that! I'm not!"

  • @killerMILLER117
    @killerMILLER117 5 лет назад +6079

    This is way higher level comedy than I'd expect to see from SNL

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 5 лет назад +83

      If they're willing to upload this, they should be willing to upload the "Uncle Roy" sketches from the 70s

    • @HAL-vc3of
      @HAL-vc3of 5 лет назад +76

      The shows gone down hill but there might be a gem like this every now and then. They miss much more than they hit.

    • @alessandroscuderi7300
      @alessandroscuderi7300 5 лет назад +41

      Yep this was brilliant and really pushed the envelope. Im surprised SNL did this. This is like a stand up bit from Doug Stanhope.

    • @FirstLast-zk5ow
      @FirstLast-zk5ow 5 лет назад +1

      Are you on psychotropic drugs??

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 5 лет назад +10

      Cody Price holy shit man, shut up

  • @recommendedforyou2936
    @recommendedforyou2936 3 года назад +4080

    The point of this skit is that fictional evil is silly compared to real world evil

    • @insertclevernamehere2506
      @insertclevernamehere2506 3 года назад +134

      I'm not actually convinced that they had a point really, I suspect that they had half and idea about a sketch, couldn't write the second part but went ahead with it regardless.

    • @jason5409
      @jason5409 3 года назад +41

      That's your opinion. The villains would be just as evil if they used their weapons on people, shrinking or freezing innocent people.

    • @oanr.5198
      @oanr.5198 3 года назад +195

      Jason actually, no, the point of the sketch showing cartoonish villains versus real world villains isn’t an opinion. The joke just wasn’t for you. And it’s completely okay to admit it went straight over your head, ya ignoramous.

    • @patbrewster479
      @patbrewster479 3 года назад +26

      Oh that's the point?! Oh do go on🙄

    • @WhoTouchedMyReindeer
      @WhoTouchedMyReindeer 3 года назад +23

      @@jason5409 You could do that with a gun, though. Now, a robot that molests people? It's all the pain and no one even gets to get off to it, that's true evil genius.

  • @BigBlue208
    @BigBlue208 11 месяцев назад +28

    This is one of the most disturbing things ive seen on the internet knowing that it isnt just a sketch.... May God be with us all!!🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @MikeSpille
      @MikeSpille 11 месяцев назад +5

      What do you mean it isn't just a sketch? Are you under the impression that child molesting robots exist? I know that child-molesting parents exist. Surely that is more disturbing. Maybe that's what you meant?

    • @BigBlue208
      @BigBlue208 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@MikeSpille just for the record I don't believe such thing exists

    • @williegant4550
      @williegant4550 10 месяцев назад +5

      This dumbs down the severity of the robotic adults who molest children. Sad thing is that there were adults laughing at it. Went straight over their heads. America is Greece and Rome all over again.

    • @BigBlue208
      @BigBlue208 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@williegant4550 Unfortunately I agree with you, 2 things America suffers from along with a long list of other things are ignorance and integrity. Also it's sad to say that this is one of the only times in "comedy" where I wish they were using a laugh track 💀
      Bless up 🙏🏻✝️💜

    • @manzi71
      @manzi71 10 месяцев назад +1

      Well,God was with me when I was laughing my ass off seeing this for the first time.

  • @suzanne1430
    @suzanne1430 11 дней назад +4

    They said it's a contest for the most evil robot in the world...well that would definitely be the most evil.

    • @craigshoup3143
      @craigshoup3143 11 дней назад

      Yeah I went in a slightly different idea wrh the assignment lol

  • @ogp-daddy1511
    @ogp-daddy1511 4 года назад +3367

    I like how everyone else had evil voices as they were pitching their invention accept for the Rock who just went up with a casually normal peaceful tone and pitched a robot that molests children.

    • @doreaame
      @doreaame 4 года назад +45

      I'm very sorry for this but it's except not accept

    • @cobblerama
      @cobblerama 4 года назад +40

      Agreed! His deadpan "...that molests children" is what made me lose it. Literally LMAO 😂

    • @calebnyberg1092
      @calebnyberg1092 4 года назад +10

      its pretty clearly an Obama voice

    • @jonathanrobinson8926
      @jonathanrobinson8926 4 года назад +14

      He sounds like Obama

    • @mint910
      @mint910 4 года назад +27

      #pizzagate . And yall laugh..

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 2 года назад +3495

    White Castle Exec:”We’ll pay SNL $100,000 to put us in a sketch.”
    SNL Exec:”$150,000. And we write whatever we want.”
    -“Deal!”

    • @Nidhoggxx86
      @Nidhoggxx86 2 года назад +204

      They should have advertised for subway

    • @user-hv3xv4xs6j
      @user-hv3xv4xs6j 2 года назад +121

      @@Nidhoggxx86 oh Jared.... Just stop

    • @jackadams3878
      @jackadams3878 2 года назад +41

      wouldve been funnier if it was subway

    • @seanmcdirmid
      @seanmcdirmid 2 года назад +22

      This happened with Taco Bell and mad tv in the 90s.

    • @tanmonkey4661
      @tanmonkey4661 2 года назад +8

      Lol I would be pissed if I was wc. Lol

  • @aaronbreeds758
    @aaronbreeds758 23 дня назад +2

    this skit works as well as it does because of the personality they give the rocks character.... if he came out with the charisma the other evil geniuses did it wouldnt have nearly the impact, and he's so good at it

  • @RetroColdBrewCabana
    @RetroColdBrewCabana 3 года назад +1767

    the fact that it takes pennies to make gets me everytime

    • @HydroBeluga460
      @HydroBeluga460 3 года назад +48

      This guy totally gets it

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 3 года назад +43

      It makes sense in a way.
      Not the fact that it’s a human-sized robot that costs pennies to produce (that makes no sense), but because it could be seen as commentary on morality. Humans are bastards. It often takes incentive for us to do the right thing, but we don’t need much goading to commit acts of evil, or do things the lazy or cheap way (which in turn results in evil and/or disaster). Dumping nuclear waste in the ocean, not following safety regulations on a worksite, putting dangerous crap in people’s food... you get the idea. Evil comes cheap.

    • @prettyplease1879
      @prettyplease1879 3 года назад +46

      I like that part because he thought of massproducing them as well

    • @sws212
      @sws212 3 года назад +12

      The fact you gotta molest it for it to even work means he already outsourced good American jobs to the Chinese. Real bastard, this guy.

    • @thomasbenau2810
      @thomasbenau2810 3 года назад +4

      Beyondfate132 somebody call the police.

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 3 года назад +6123

    *edit; Holy s*** that's a 5 point 5! Thank you guys!
    "I know what evil means."
    "I really don't think you do, because you built a freeze ray.".
    I mean. He has a point...

    • @thomasbenau2810
      @thomasbenau2810 3 года назад +93

      But she isn’t as much evil as she is beautiful.

    • @Darklg23
      @Darklg23 3 года назад +69

      Anybody can build a freeze ray. It's the intentions that make it good or bad

    • @GamerGamer-ok6wu
      @GamerGamer-ok6wu 3 года назад +39

      @@Darklg23 then build one right now

    • @playoffl36ron8
      @playoffl36ron8 2 года назад +8

      @@thomasbenau2810 lol could you set the barrier lower

    • @thomasbenau2810
      @thomasbenau2810 2 года назад +10

      PlayoffL36ron I’d have to make a robot child.

  • @tmytyson
    @tmytyson 6 месяцев назад +16

    When the Rock was suggesting sandwiches at the place across the street I definitely thought he was teeing up for a dunk on Subway.

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 2 месяца назад +4

    Whoever does the wigs did an amazing job, I ompletely forgot that the rock was actually bald.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 года назад +4198

    Technically, the robot should have won: The freeze ray and the shrink ray would only be evil if used for evil. Only the robot would be inherently evil, as there is no conceivable scenario where it can be used for anything other than evil.

    • @Outlawrockman
      @Outlawrockman 4 года назад +254

      First Last what if the robot time travels and molests hitler until hitler kills himself? Is the robot evil or good?

    • @romansnider4676
      @romansnider4676 4 года назад +310

      @@Outlawrockman Well if Time is fluid then the robot is what made Hitler into an evil warmonger and not an art student

    • @Pokemc0831
      @Pokemc0831 4 года назад +77

      @@romansnider4676 time I is more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff

    • @startdale5547
      @startdale5547 4 года назад +37

      Thats literally the joke

    • @rainbowprism6242
      @rainbowprism6242 4 года назад +17

      What if it is used to fight a monster who is basically a giant child?

  • @GayFilipino47
    @GayFilipino47 10 месяцев назад +8

    Missed opportunity to have the restaurant be Subway

  • @kevindiaz3459
    @kevindiaz3459 3 года назад +1368

    That's right, even evil thinks child molestation is a level of evil beyond all other evil.

    • @korpiklaaniband2277
      @korpiklaaniband2277 3 года назад +23

      That’s the joke

    • @kevindiaz3459
      @kevindiaz3459 3 года назад +8

      @@korpiklaaniband2277 yeah, I got that.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 года назад +55

      @@kevindiaz3459 yeap, and a great hiden (?) joke was calling it "the robot-chomo", as chomo is prison slang for child molesters, and we know very well how they are loved in prison. (even serial killers are considerated 'better' people... idk, as a non native english speaker it hit me as i actually got the reference).

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade 3 года назад +4

      @@drewinsur7321 I thought he aaid chamon, a michael jackson reference.

    • @jrock6196
      @jrock6196 3 года назад +25

      No, this is making light of it. It’s there way of telling you they have no plans to stop doing this to kids in Hollywood this is symbolism

  • @charthezombiehound8952
    @charthezombiehound8952 3 года назад +2571

    His logic is perfect, can't argue with it, it truly is profoundly immoral

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 3 года назад +15

      Is a robot capable of applying morality?

    • @notsans9995
      @notsans9995 2 года назад +5

      Unless they consent. Then its okay

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад +1

      Lies again? That tin can got memories of children

    • @jokashikoroi4236
      @jokashikoroi4236 2 года назад +2

      Who’s logic? The guy who gave a robot enough trauma to molest children or the guy who sayin “stop agreeing with me!!”

    • @christopherdrane6935
      @christopherdrane6935 Год назад

      Bruh this shit funny at all.

  • @noahstmnts
    @noahstmnts Год назад +6

    It's pretty freaky. Especially considering how The Rock is & many other people & things are under a current undergoing lawsuit from someone who claims their children are about to get kidnapped or something. Strange.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 месяца назад

      Ah yes a crap lawsuit that is incoherent, names a dozen celebrities that have nothing to do with the plaintiff herself, and have no connections to her
      and which doesn’t seem to be going anywhere because it is a literal legal conspiracy theory itself that doesn’t seem to hold much water

  • @MrSoles
    @MrSoles 6 месяцев назад +5

    ROFL, WTF!!!!!! THIS WENT IN AN ENTIRELY FUCKED UP DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Props to the Rock selling the whole low-key mad scientist role. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @muraddiab6393
    @muraddiab6393 7 лет назад +3237

    When he mentioned "buying a sandwich from the restaurant across the street" I thought for sure they were going for a Jared from subway joke

    • @MisterDewong
      @MisterDewong 7 лет назад +73

      Murad Diab wow how did they not go with that

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 7 лет назад +37

      Mel hooprah White Castle must've done something to really piss them off

    • @Rocketboy1313
      @Rocketboy1313 7 лет назад +14

      That would have been amazing.

    • @clownafra3236
      @clownafra3236 7 лет назад +16

      They're going to get sued.

    • @MACsDaddyNotYours
      @MACsDaddyNotYours 7 лет назад +11

      Murad Diab too soon ;-)

  • @vvvvinvasion
    @vvvvinvasion 4 года назад +1454

    the rock: yeah, this guy gets it. You get it.
    kyle: oh my god, nO I DONT-?!

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 4 года назад +19

      those are my favorite parts. Always makes me laugh out.

    • @dragoblaze5
      @dragoblaze5 4 года назад +17

      as you can see the shrink guy is with me all the way

    • @saturnx27
      @saturnx27 4 года назад +1

      Miley Wadlinger yeah that’s what the sketch said 😐

    • @misery4407
      @misery4407 4 года назад +2

      You mean Roy and micronox

    • @SiriusMined
      @SiriusMined 3 года назад +2

      @@dragoblaze5 stop saying that! ;-)

  • @jmowreader9555
    @jmowreader9555 3 месяца назад +4

    "So...do I win the contest?"
    "Uhh...yeah...ain't no one ever gonna compete with that one."

    • @silverstarlight9395
      @silverstarlight9395 3 месяца назад

      An animal abuser definitely would.

    • @poison5343
      @poison5343 3 месяца назад

      @@silverstarlight9395humans put humans first most of the time

  • @topcat365
    @topcat365 8 месяцев назад +5

    @02:50 Whoop there it is. Exactly what's happening and what they're perpetuateling.

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer Год назад +1424

    I've seen this dozens of times but I just noticed at the beginning some lady in the audience goes "aww" at seeing the robot. She had no idea what she was in for. Anyways, I love how he describes teaching the thing in terms of a realistic abuse cycle. Like, my god, it actually gets worse. What a ride.

    • @KS-bo5bg
      @KS-bo5bg 8 месяцев назад +16

      Eh, that was probably the least offensive and most accurate portrayal so far, but it's important to note that LESS THAN HALF repeated the cycle of sexual abuse. Recidivism is at much higher rates for other kinds of abuse because sex abuse is intrinsically more vile and less natural to do than say verbal abuse or just violence.

    • @1lovesoni
      @1lovesoni 8 месяцев назад +28

      There is a bit of truth to the old adage "Hurt people hurt people". Many victims of abuse never go on to be abusers themselves, but the vast majority of abusers generally start as victims first. That's exactly what the "Cycle of Violence" is all about.
      (I'm using the term abuse in a broad sense, not necessarily referring to any one specific type)

    • @sonyasmalley445
      @sonyasmalley445 8 месяцев назад +11

      He is the abuser! Wake up ppl.

    • @Ash-iy3xc
      @Ash-iy3xc 5 месяцев назад

      You still think this kind of humor is funny? It's disgusting and weird

    • @DebNKY
      @DebNKY 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@1lovesoniit's a way they have of trying to normalize the horrible thing that happened when they were kids. Very complicated.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 5 лет назад +1480

    The shrink guy is with me all the way!!
    STOP SAYING THAT!!

  • @ahsuser
    @ahsuser 9 месяцев назад +1

    "I took the assignment in a slightly different direction" is a line I use on a weekly basis (not a child molester) - this sketch made me appreciate "The Rock" as an actor. Hilarious.

  • @powerboatguy2308
    @powerboatguy2308 3 месяца назад +4

    Well, there's "evil" and there's "EVIL".

  • @pooriashams
    @pooriashams 3 года назад +546

    “Dear board members, I have an idea to boost our revenue. Let’s advertise on SNL. I mean how bad can it get?”

    • @FoxHoundADAM
      @FoxHoundADAM 3 года назад +51

      The White Castle bit was thrown in specifically because the cast was told to include more product placement in their sketches and the crew thought it was a dumb idea.

    • @thomasbenau2810
      @thomasbenau2810 3 года назад +5

      Evil

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Год назад

      Well the fact that white castle had the cahones to allow this makes me want to eat there, honestly.

  • @NTAD
    @NTAD 5 лет назад +1324

    Lady in the audience is like "Ohhhh" after the Mussolini remark lol

    • @CoryBlissitte
      @CoryBlissitte 5 лет назад +127

      The silence after that line has always interested me. Those audience members were unprepared for a fact like that coming up in a sketch. They were prepared to laugh, not to be reminded of the horrors created by a past fascist dictator.

    • @keycrafter7471
      @keycrafter7471 5 лет назад +6

      @@CoryBlissitte and communist... and every social leader with power

    • @Chaobreaker
      @Chaobreaker 5 лет назад +42

      @@keycrafter7471 it's not a contest

    • @justsomeguy1136
      @justsomeguy1136 5 лет назад +6

      @@Chaobreaker tell that to trump lmfaoooo

    • @sebsignat8286
      @sebsignat8286 5 лет назад

      Damn i didnt notice that

  • @viridianloom
    @viridianloom 4 месяца назад +7

    A lot of SNL skits are pretty lame but this one manages to be unexpected, hilarious, and pokes fun at the various levels of evil that exist from cartoon to real world.

  • @TaurenAncestral
    @TaurenAncestral 2 месяца назад +3

    That robot is P diddy for real 😂😂😂

    • @cantbeseriousfr
      @cantbeseriousfr Месяц назад

      This comment gonna have to get viral for aging TOO well! 💀

  • @kael13
    @kael13 5 лет назад +1673

    I feel like they could make a movie out of this. Slightly awkward scientist Dwayne Johnson is hilarious.

    • @newera5238
      @newera5238 5 лет назад +22

      He really act that role to perfection had me laughing the whole time😂😂😂😂

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 5 лет назад +2

      I would watch it.

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 5 лет назад +19

      The molestation scenes will have to be tastefully done. It'll be tricky but I think a talented director can swing it.

    • @wahuigi6843
      @wahuigi6843 4 года назад

      Lol, hes like rick sanchez

    • @promotechs2540
      @promotechs2540 4 года назад +2

      @@Acesahn lol

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 5 лет назад +2108

    "...so...do I win the contest or...?" rofl

    • @newera5238
      @newera5238 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 5 лет назад +22

      He totally deserves to win the contest.

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 5 лет назад +22

      He did invent the most evil invention.... I mean I cannot think of how that robot can benefit humanity in anyway. Freeze ray could fix the polar ice caps and the shrink ray could allow the creation of smaller electronic parts to make computers with quintabytes (if not more) of storage and processing power cheaply.

    • @deseanashby
      @deseanashby 5 лет назад +7

      Bladez10 or shrink someone’s penis so, goes both ways

    • @Onepiecethunder23
      @Onepiecethunder23 4 года назад +4

      @@deseanashby lawl, best response ever

  • @abundantharmony
    @abundantharmony Год назад +11

    Truth in plain sight. The best way to cover their tracks.

    • @deangelowilliams6701
      @deangelowilliams6701 8 месяцев назад +1

      Super Facts🙏💯

    • @Heatfan96
      @Heatfan96 8 месяцев назад +1

      Say it again ! Been putting it in our face since the beginning

    • @siukong
      @siukong 5 месяцев назад

      You guys are the type to believe there's a secret cabal in control of everything, then turn around and believe they'd also be stupid enough to leave blatant clues about their existence on the currency we all use.

  • @MrGoatFish10
    @MrGoatFish10 Год назад +4

    Crazy how The Rock saying that so Calmly in live television.

  • @yash.0119
    @yash.0119 5 лет назад +3374

    "How do you make a child molesting robot?"
    "You make a regular robot and molest it, and hope that it continues the cycle."
    Practical applications of machine learning

    • @blackgriffinxx
      @blackgriffinxx 5 лет назад +34

      That would make it a android with near human like feeling ......Ho!!! This is how sky net got made......

    • @solomonshv
      @solomonshv 5 лет назад +54

      that's when the skit got real.

    • @kushy1297
      @kushy1297 5 лет назад +25

      something only a sick fuck would say,jokin or not

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 5 лет назад +15

      Have you seen those Boston Dynamics robot demos? It's pretty much what they are doing.

    • @m249machinegun2
      @m249machinegun2 5 лет назад +23

      John C John oh, so that is how they teach the robots to run and open doors and climb obstacles. the poor robot is trying to get away from abusers!

  • @TheJimmyp427
    @TheJimmyp427 2 года назад +1729

    "This guy gets it."
    "Oh my God, no I don't!"
    "See the shrink guy is with me all the way."
    "Stop saying that!"

    • @obediahpolkinghorniii564
      @obediahpolkinghorniii564 Год назад +6

      “So, do I win?” - Adolf Eichmann.

    • @jz7051
      @jz7051 Год назад +1

      Congrats you watched the video

    • @TheJimmyp427
      @TheJimmyp427 Год назад +1

      @JZ you're just mad coz i watched it before you

    • @jz7051
      @jz7051 Год назад +1

      @@TheJimmyp427 I just realized that was a year ago 😂

    • @TheJimmyp427
      @TheJimmyp427 Год назад +2

      @JZ it's OK. Because you are right. I made a lame comment which only quoted the video we had all just watched. I'm ashamed

  • @KDC93
    @KDC93 7 месяцев назад +3

    We've already got the Tickle Me Elmo. What a hack!

  • @riccc328
    @riccc328 4 месяца назад +8

    I love how if the writers don't know how to end a sketch, they just make it an ad.

  • @hanksCorner7011
    @hanksCorner7011 4 года назад +694

    "I went in a slightly different direction with the assignment..." Well played bro well played

  • @TrippyTheShroom
    @TrippyTheShroom 5 лет назад +4033

    This skit genuinely caught me offguard and I was busting out laughing because of it. I wouldnt expect this at all from SNL but good lord this was hilarious. The Rock pulled it off perfectly.

    • @JulianneHannes
      @JulianneHannes 5 лет назад +49

      Yep, this is a top notch Mad TV sketch, actually pushing boundaries

    • @DreddPirateRoberts
      @DreddPirateRoberts 5 лет назад +4

      I know, right?!

    • @cl759
      @cl759 5 лет назад +9

      The Rock nails everything

    • @KyeEnzoden
      @KyeEnzoden 4 года назад +22

      I didn't know how to react. Laughing and serious interchangeably. Best part is Dwayne does well and how his character was just trying to make something he considered truly evil to win a contest.

    • @elliottquinones7910
      @elliottquinones7910 4 года назад +38

      How is this hilarious? He's talking about molesting children. FUCK YOU!

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer 7 месяцев назад +31

    This is one of those all time great sketches that is still funny years later after multiple views!

  • @aaronkirby4632
    @aaronkirby4632 2 месяца назад +7

    This is easily one of the best skits in SNL history.

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 2 месяца назад

      I agree. I also liked seeing Jason Momoa dressed up like an elf on the shelf.

  • @Luster21
    @Luster21 4 года назад +1530

    This is what happens when an edgelord meets true darkness

    • @WardNightstone
      @WardNightstone 4 года назад +26

      YUP

    • @DrReginaldFinleySr
      @DrReginaldFinleySr 4 года назад +45

      Exactly! The Rock's role was pure genius. It was so, IDGAF. It was perfectly shocking. He won. Hands down.

    • @Agahmoyzen2
      @Agahmoyzen2 4 года назад +3

      God damn.

    • @eadweard2214
      @eadweard2214 4 года назад +13

      When you tell supervillains how to "evil," or be "profoundly immoral," right. Edginess be damned.

    • @Rishech
      @Rishech 4 года назад +8

      I mean, it makes sense that the most horrendous and evil things would be done with this sort of attitude. I highly doubt people like the infamous Mengele indulged in making voices and doing the villain laugh

  • @Artbug
    @Artbug 7 лет назад +2820

    2:48 "you molest it and hope that it continues the cycle."
    *The amount of people cringing in the audience is actually audible*

    • @researchbear4074
      @researchbear4074 7 лет назад +164

      Artbug but they are also laughing... 🤐 God help us all.

    • @ergogray3143
      @ergogray3143 7 лет назад +11

      So it has an AI.

    • @Trillementary
      @Trillementary 7 лет назад +6

      Artbug how do u do that bold text effect

    • @ergogray3143
      @ergogray3143 7 лет назад +46

      Bold Text = *insert text here* between *
      Italic Text = _insert text here_ between _
      Strikethrough Text = -insert text here- between -

    • @grwl1x
      @grwl1x 7 лет назад +5

      Ergo Gray thank you so much ive been wondering how people do that

  • @bwreynolds72
    @bwreynolds72 10 месяцев назад +3

    Best White Castle commercial they’ve ever made

  • @myselfonly8779
    @myselfonly8779 Год назад +15

    I think a clever joke would have been if he was like “if you claim your invention is the most evil, then make sure it can’t be used for good” cuz the other 2 could be used to reduce waste and save the icecaps.

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 2 года назад +732

    “My most evil invention was a blizzard in July…”
    Roy: ‘Well, I went in a slightly different direction with the assignment.’ 🤦

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal 2 года назад +2

      To be fair, a blizzard in July would be devastating for harvest. Causing a famine, widespread starvation and death could be much worse than a child molesting robot.
      As Roy said, it can molest twice as many children in half the time. So it's about equivalent to four child molesters which is terrible but not on the same scale as thousands of starving children. Though he did mention Robo-chomo costs pennies to manufacture so a legion of them could be worse.

    • @LordMoonshadowGaGa
      @LordMoonshadowGaGa Год назад +13

      He understood the assignment.

    • @antourte1
      @antourte1 3 месяца назад +4

      I like how he starts out with a polite response to her but when she challenges him again he's a lot sharper haha.

  • @protoborg
    @protoborg 5 лет назад +1980

    Parody does NOT equal support. This was parody of the way in which "evil" is portrayed in movies and on tv. The point was to show that the true evils of the world are faaaaaaaar worse than anything a James Bond villain has ever done.

    • @fredlebhart1393
      @fredlebhart1393 5 лет назад +76

      protoborg yet it goes over the head of 98% of everyone who watched it

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker 5 лет назад +78

      @@fredlebhart1393 Not only that but the guy who made the robot did acknowledge that's the most evil thing anyone in this room ever done. They weren't making a pro-pedo joke, ala James Gunn. They were making an Anti-Joke, by both having the more campy villains be disgusted and the person they are disgusted acknowledge that what he's done was fucked up. And this is coming from a guy who doesn't even like the modern SNL.

    • @Trucmuch
      @Trucmuch 5 лет назад +50

      Oh, now I get it! I thought SNL was supporting child molestation by mechanic monsters. Phew... that's a relief.

    • @whatwillmakebethebestforev8556
      @whatwillmakebethebestforev8556 5 лет назад +18

      Fred Lebhart - Uhhh....not EVERYONE is stupid.

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 5 лет назад +4

      Andrew Johnson only 2% according to Fred 🤓

  • @honhoang
    @honhoang Месяц назад +2

    I heard this robot use to work at Nickelodeon in the early 2000s

    • @cantbeseriousfr
      @cantbeseriousfr Месяц назад +1

      I heard it bought a house with tunnels connecting it to the playboy mansion around the corner from there.

  • @jocksam6634
    @jocksam6634 7 месяцев назад +4

    Truth is stranger than fiction just ask Dwaine today about the missing children in Hawaii !!!

    • @Resilientlyblessed
      @Resilientlyblessed 6 месяцев назад

      EXACTLY!!!!! Thank you 🙏🏽, spot on Oprah needs to be questioned as well!

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 месяца назад

      Ah yes a crap lawsuit that is incoherent, names a dozen celebrities that have nothing to do with the plaintiff herself, and have no connections to her
      by the way, the lawsuit has nothing to do with hawaii and was filed in the New York court system
      and which doesn’t seem to be going anywhere because it is a literal legal conspiracy theory itself that doesn’t seem to hold much water

  • @fathernoon9930
    @fathernoon9930 3 года назад +1014

    Dwayne Johnson: "So you want me to pitch a joke about a child molesting robot.. I'm down"

    • @dwightschrute7021
      @dwightschrute7021 3 года назад +21

      Shows his integrity.

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 3 года назад +23

      Truth.
      He doesn't do crap sketches.

    • @michaelmichaelagnew8503
      @michaelmichaelagnew8503 2 года назад +8

      @@dwightschrute7021 Well the dude is an Actor, if you expect actors and actresses' to act like saints then honestly you live in a strange bubble. Those types of actor's are weeded out at the beginning of their careers in Hollywood and either get blacklisted or just never get parts. Hollywood is Satans playground and only his children really get anywhere. It's a strange way for me to put it but its mostly true. You have to fall in line and be a certain way to get anywhere in Hollywood, take the parts they want you to take or you just don't get anywhere. Only the really famous ones there get to call the shots but even they had to sell themselves to Hollywoods way of doing things when they first started.

    • @Kece89
      @Kece89 2 года назад +7

      Well, let's face it, quality comedy is almost always insensitive.

    • @themookshit
      @themookshit 2 года назад +8

      this guy is a massive sell out ! it disgusts me i use to be huge fan of his ever since the wwf days.

  • @generalhamalvis9209
    @generalhamalvis9209 3 года назад +1884

    "In quite frankly half the time." Idk why thats so funny

  • @yuyuy666
    @yuyuy666 Год назад +5

    like Dr Evil once said "I'm maybe evil, but I'm not a monster"

  • @kyleway8513
    @kyleway8513 7 месяцев назад +2

    Fucked up how much this makes me crave White Castle

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 3 года назад +758

    When a room full of villains says "call the police" you can consider yourself officially evil!!!

    • @donlondono
      @donlondono 2 года назад +9

      at the time of the nanking massacre, John Rabe, a nazi, was the leader of the group that helped saving 200.000 chinese.
      How evil you have to be to make a nazi look like a saint

    • @jamesjoy7547
      @jamesjoy7547 Год назад +17

      That would be an awkward phone call
      "No, no, this is not a trap. This is an actual call for assistance. Please hurry."

  • @Highspirekid13
    @Highspirekid13 3 года назад +1239

    One of the best skits. "We know what evil means". "I don't think you do cause you built a freeze ray" lmfao

    • @recommendedforyou2936
      @recommendedforyou2936 3 года назад +41

      Exactly the point is is that fictional evil is silly compared to real world evil

    • @clevelandbci9562
      @clevelandbci9562 3 года назад +8

      The disappointed know-it-all face and tone makes it even better.

    • @johnpaulmcdonnell1188
      @johnpaulmcdonnell1188 3 года назад +6

      Did not find this funny at all, just disturbing. Maybe my sense of humour doesn't match up to this hysterical child molesting premise.

    • @Highspirekid13
      @Highspirekid13 3 года назад +14

      @@johnpaulmcdonnell1188 ITS NOT REAL. You really gotta calm down and take a joke for what it is. Your the only one who thought about it that way. Maybe you shouldn't be on RUclips if your mind is gonna go like that

    • @johnpaulmcdonnell1188
      @johnpaulmcdonnell1188 3 года назад +6

      @@Highspirekid13 I dunno some people find everything funny, I guess I'm not like that. Or maybe people have become desensitised and blind to what is in front of them.
      Some sick individuals like to brag about what they've done so long as it's disguised as humour.
      Like Bill Cosby and that skit about drugging and raping a woman. And guess what, that's exactly how Cosby rolled.

  • @CuongCDo
    @CuongCDo Год назад +3

    Why is this skit both so good and so horrific?? 😂😂