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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @ayushpoolovadoo2133
    @ayushpoolovadoo2133 5 лет назад +22504

    “It’s not consensual.” “She’s my daughter.” Pretty much sums up all of Greek mythology.

    • @sophocles3219
      @sophocles3219 5 лет назад +67

      LOL

    • @alexanderdo2386
      @alexanderdo2386 4 года назад +446

      Zeus is married to his sister

    • @jmac6248
      @jmac6248 4 года назад +377

      And very potentially, the Trump family.

    • @Bruisader
      @Bruisader 4 года назад +49

      Similar to Hindu mythology . Lol

    • @gjumper9871
      @gjumper9871 4 года назад +46

      @@alexanderdo2386 Not directly though. Only Zeus, Poseidon and Hades was direct siblings.

  • @vinnie3373
    @vinnie3373 5 лет назад +5642

    i lost it when apollo took off his sunglasses

    • @JOHN----DOE
      @JOHN----DOE 5 лет назад +52

      The Apollo Creed reference wasn't bad either

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @mdickinson
      @mdickinson 4 года назад +40

      Apollo had those trump raccoon eyes even before trump did!

    • @rinkiakepapa5625
      @rinkiakepapa5625 4 года назад +22

      Why did they made Greeks white and black , they were Mediterranean ,olive skin

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 4 года назад +62

      @@rinkiakepapa5625 ethiopians, black sea and caucus peoples, northern Europeans, berbers, and arabs. Just a whole bunch of ethnicities besides Greeks that lived around the Mediterranean. Not to mention the persians and celtics.
      Theres no telling how the Greeks took inspiration for god's portrayal

  • @seraph7216
    @seraph7216 5 лет назад +9633

    Zeus: the Greek economy has collapsed!
    Hermes, god of trade and commerce:

    • @andrewli2656
      @andrewli2656 4 года назад +665

      "well shit, not my department."

    • @seraph7216
      @seraph7216 4 года назад +237

      @@andrewli2656 i cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not but if you are thats what he would totally do before flying off

    • @bobross8817
      @bobross8817 4 года назад +270

      Hades is also the god of Riches and Wealth

    • @fishkakat7700
      @fishkakat7700 4 года назад +95

      And theft.

    • @seraph7216
      @seraph7216 4 года назад +56

      @@fishkakat7700 The irony

  • @chocothun1
    @chocothun1 3 года назад +1821

    1. This sketch will never get old.
    2. I live for Jason Sudekis in any form.

  • @redemption101caleb
    @redemption101caleb 4 года назад +9726

    "I am also god of wisdom."
    "Okay, great, give us your wisdom!"
    "We could go to war."

    • @historynerd3861
      @historynerd3861 4 года назад +91

      it annoys me so badly for some reason, I wish she said goddess. Idk

    • @satanswife2546
      @satanswife2546 4 года назад +99

      She's the goddess of strategic wars

    • @Marcelo_M.M.
      @Marcelo_M.M. 3 года назад +45

      And how awesome she looks with that goddess helmet.

    • @TinyEpics
      @TinyEpics 3 года назад +61

      @@historynerd3861 It’s actually quite fitting since she is the toughest of the goddesses by far and also progressive women these days wish to be called actors instead of actresses.
      Also consider the use of the word “sir” for female captains in Star Trek...

    • @historynerd3861
      @historynerd3861 3 года назад +7

      @@TinyEpics huh. yeah. ik. But still. . . it annoys me in a kind of way.

  • @Kelly-uw1xr
    @Kelly-uw1xr 4 года назад +13496

    I really want a “The Office” kinda comedy based on Greek gods

    • @Moon-zq7jt
      @Moon-zq7jt 3 года назад +187

      Oh I would love that

    • @mcming3338
      @mcming3338 3 года назад +102

      That's kinda the warp zone Smite series

    • @Cosmocarreon3045
      @Cosmocarreon3045 3 года назад +80

      Ok first of all like YES! I WOULD LOVE THAT! And 2 Greek GOODS? And third of all, do you guys think Andy (Ed helms) would be Dionysius? I don’t know what do you guys think?

    • @robfab5204
      @robfab5204 3 года назад +71

      How about instead of the office we make it a parks and recreation kind of comedy based on the Greek gods? The reason I say this is of course because the office sucks compared to parks

    • @clairdeloona
      @clairdeloona 3 года назад +95

      Jim and Pam (reasonable normal people) would be Hades and Persephone

  • @idiomasentusiasticos7954
    @idiomasentusiasticos7954 5 лет назад +5494

    You could tell that the actors were enjoying this and that’s what makes it great

    • @justindong6209
      @justindong6209 4 года назад +76

      The representation of dionysus is so right hes so useless but everybody likes him still

    • @ayubestica1564
      @ayubestica1564 4 года назад +2

      @@justindong6209 who doesn't like god of parties and orgies lol

    • @user-qu6ij5sl1v
      @user-qu6ij5sl1v 3 года назад +8

      Beyond even that it's just really clever. I tend to think modern snl is trash and never watched it back when this aired. But I watch this skit a few times a year even though I have it memorized because it is just well done

    • @angelicasmodel
      @angelicasmodel 2 года назад +3

      @@user-qu6ij5sl1v yes, it's a perfect satire of all the gods. I really don't know which one is my favourite here.

    • @hannahjohnson8940
      @hannahjohnson8940 2 года назад +1

      @@user-qu6ij5sl1v yes a lot of the snl jokes are overused and get kinda dull but this is the only sketch i will watch over and over

  • @carl_hansson
    @carl_hansson 2 года назад +642

    I love Ares screaming "YES, BRING ME WAAAR" after Athena suggests going to war.

    • @noby_huangkonghsiong
      @noby_huangkonghsiong 2 года назад +7

      He could tell that to all of his children and watch the bloodlust begin.

    • @misslangleysoryuisiconic
      @misslangleysoryuisiconic 2 года назад +4

      I LOST MY SHIT AT ARES’ DIALOGUE 😂😂😂

    • @annalisavajda252
      @annalisavajda252 Год назад +4

      Well technically she's the goddess of "strategic" warfare wisdom arts and crafts too not just violence and bloodlust.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад

      Lies again? Golden Globes Gym Gyn

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 лет назад +3477

    “We started democracy and we can end it” is the best line.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 года назад +12

      Yeah, Germans caring for democracy in Europe on the other hand, when they pretty much are democratic out of American imposition ( literally tried to crush democracy in the continent twice) is a little weird though...

    • @lazyARTblog
      @lazyARTblog 4 года назад +1

      As I German... I agree.

    • @scapegoat1440
      @scapegoat1440 3 года назад +2

      Golden Dawn moment

    • @prince-solomon
      @prince-solomon 3 года назад +7

      @@TheBayzent You are talking about events more than 75 years ago, nearly a century... you do know that the world goes on and things change, right?
      "American"...you're talking about that british colony across the Atlantic or what? (see, time to move on ;-)

    • @q1w2e3r4ge5t6y7u8i9o
      @q1w2e3r4ge5t6y7u8i9o 7 месяцев назад

      European Union is not a democracy! It doesn't have anything to do with empirical democracy!

  • @twigtoyoulater
    @twigtoyoulater 5 лет назад +9698

    "I am the goddess of wisdom."
    "Give us your wisdom."
    "We could go to war."
    All wars in a nutshell

  • @izziharris5810
    @izziharris5810 6 лет назад +16864

    the most unrealistic part of this is that zeus is doing anything helpful at all

    • @coreyboatner9667
      @coreyboatner9667 5 лет назад +296

      Its sad that your right

    • @basilisk9997
      @basilisk9997 5 лет назад +192

      It's pathetic that you base your knowledge of Greek mythology off of Percy jackson

    • @aidangreen6376
      @aidangreen6376 5 лет назад +346

      Actually, Zeus does plenty in Greek Mythology, including singlehandedly saving his race from extinction in the war against titans, and slaying his father for eating his siblings.

    • @aidangreen6376
      @aidangreen6376 5 лет назад +74

      @@coreyboatner9667 It's sad you can't spell you're when you have a machine that can literally spell for you.

    • @heartbrokenninja118
      @heartbrokenninja118 5 лет назад +101

      @@aidangreen6376 and cheating on his wife a bunch

  • @cheyennejones577
    @cheyennejones577 3 года назад +4361

    Zeus: “Sorry Hades idk why I asked”
    Hades: *literal God of Wealth*

    • @ritvikakalavagunta6662
      @ritvikakalavagunta6662 3 года назад +49

      ikr?!

    • @OnlyHuman_AfterDark
      @OnlyHuman_AfterDark 3 года назад +449

      Alright, here are some tips on Greek mythology for clarification:
      1. Hermes was the god of Commerce and trade, thus being the most fitted for god of finance.
      2. Hades is NOT god of wealth. That's Plutus (Πλούτος) whose name literally means wealth and riches. NOT to be confused with Pluto (Πλούτων), which is a euphemistic name for Hades, god of the underworld and the dead. Plutus and Pluto are NOT THE SAME.
      Greek mythology can be a bit confusing sometimes and has a lot of things going on. (I should know, as a Greek and an individual that has spent hours studying on them).

    • @spacemonkey1386
      @spacemonkey1386 3 года назад +35

      Hades was never named, he wasn't spoken of, Plutus was hades, the name that can be spoken outloud.

    • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
      @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin 2 года назад +14

      Hades is a trickster god who is also jealous of Zeus... or was that just the disney movie?

    • @jackalhead7433
      @jackalhead7433 2 года назад +53

      @@OnlyHuman_AfterDark Hades was initially the god of the underworld and therefore the place where the dead reside but as the time progressed in order to give Hades a better less grim image the Greeks also associated him with wealth and gave him the name Pluton since Greeks literally believed that the underworld lied beneath our feet so did all the precious metals such as gold, silver, gems etc considered also part of Hades' domain or sphere of influence
      By the time the Romans came in contact with the Greeks Hades was already known as Pluton

  • @givemebarleysugars1076
    @givemebarleysugars1076 6 лет назад +3430

    Andy Samberg as Poseidon is the best thing ever.

    • @anthonylee3211
      @anthonylee3211 6 лет назад +85

      Bookgirl333 you mean broseidon?

    • @givemebarleysugars1076
      @givemebarleysugars1076 6 лет назад +9

      Yes I do. I apologize for that detrimental mistake.

    • @Azire
      @Azire 6 лет назад +33

      *Andy Samberg is (...) the best thing ever

    • @oliviachavez2087
      @oliviachavez2087 6 лет назад +22

      Andy samberg as anything is the best thing ever

    • @jj1only
      @jj1only 6 лет назад +13

      Hear me out

  • @PrinceJudas
    @PrinceJudas 4 года назад +6981

    Zeus: the economy has collapsed, whose in charge of finance?
    Hades, God of Wealth and Hermes, God of the Trade: ....

    • @ThenameisAntti
      @ThenameisAntti 4 года назад +268

      Hades' wealth pretty much means fruitfulness of the Earth.

    • @deathglock496
      @deathglock496 4 года назад +80

      That's Plutus.

    • @asiyaheibhlin
      @asiyaheibhlin 4 года назад +198

      Hermes is only responsible for merchants themselves. His Roman "equivalent"-Mercury- is responsible for finances.
      Hades is only known as god of the riches because he had precious metals.

    • @Damocles16
      @Damocles16 4 года назад +97

      I'm thinking Hephaistos, the blacksmith, someway the god of industry. Although I think he moved to China.
      Calls himself "He-Fai Tsos" now.

    • @GregoriusTheBrown
      @GregoriusTheBrown 4 года назад +27

      @@asiyaheibhlin You are splitting hairs in a way that no one in the ancient world would. It makes little sense to say that Hermes was the patron of traders but not trade.

  • @peanutbutterandjelly5760
    @peanutbutterandjelly5760 5 лет назад +2854

    “Yeah, well, the dolphin told me to tell you that the water was really cold.”

    • @themathaces8370
      @themathaces8370 4 года назад +5

      i dont get it

    • @themathaces8370
      @themathaces8370 4 года назад +1

      @@alzerbardoz1953 What does it mean then?

    • @februaryI4
      @februaryI4 4 года назад +10

      @@themathaces8370 it means little dick

    • @gillbray2889
      @gillbray2889 4 года назад +5

      @@themathaces8370 S H R I N K A G E

    • @cowboy557
      @cowboy557 4 года назад +1

      Best part and they forgot to talk about how athena is Poseidon's daughter

  • @EnchanterXD
    @EnchanterXD Год назад +186

    Charlie Day as Dionysus was by far the best casting choice I'll see in 10 years

  • @plotwitch
    @plotwitch 5 лет назад +2687

    the most unrealistic part of this is how reasonable zeus is being.

    • @GodBear97
      @GodBear97 5 лет назад +141

      Zeus is very good at planning and thinking logically... If the object is to find a way to sleep with someone

    • @SidPil
      @SidPil 9 месяцев назад

      Bro Zeus is literally the most benevolent being in the myths. He is the most reasonable of all. In fact they wrote specific stories to show how good a leader is, when Hera, Apollo etc drugged and tied him up to overthrow him, all Zeus did was hang her by chains between heaven and Earth (above the pit of chaos in some versions). That's literally less punishment than a real life person would receive for drugging and tying someone up. Any other god would have thrown them all to tartarus.

    • @henrywilson2136
      @henrywilson2136 2 месяца назад +1

      I agree with OP. Half of the Mythology is pretty much started because he couldn't keep it in his pants.
      Remember Thalia and Jason.

  • @rusiru4082
    @rusiru4082 4 года назад +3011

    "Naah baby, Im all about the sun.."
    Im dead 😂

  • @ashmarie8267
    @ashmarie8267 5 лет назад +3577

    as a huge fan of greek mythology, i enjoyed this skit; immensely

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 3 года назад +1135

    Hades not giving a shit, even regarding his trade, is totally in character. Demeter's daughter is gonna love him.

    • @magnolia8626
      @magnolia8626 2 года назад +65

      He's saving all his wealth for Persephone ;)

    • @noby_huangkonghsiong
      @noby_huangkonghsiong 2 года назад +9

      @@magnolia8626 How sweet XD

    • @lazarus8018
      @lazarus8018 2 года назад +3

      Isn't finances Hermes' job?

    • @kendall9036
      @kendall9036 Год назад +3

      if bill hader was really hades (bill hades, if you will), id eat the pomegranate seed REAL quick

    • @rubyjohnson-sz2bm
      @rubyjohnson-sz2bm Год назад +2

      Isn't persephone technically his niece?

  • @pedromontalvojr4585
    @pedromontalvojr4585 5 лет назад +9154

    Hermes is the god of trade, merchants, and commerce(among other things), so the economy would be on him.

    • @AmirDarkOne
      @AmirDarkOne 5 лет назад +411

      he's also god of thieves and trickery.
      :)

    • @AmirDarkOne
      @AmirDarkOne 5 лет назад +58

      @BillyFreeTX nop
      she's was Roman
      also she was goddess of agriculture, grain crops and fertility

    • @bignewsmorgans6912
      @bignewsmorgans6912 5 лет назад +16

      @@AmirDarkOne , it's like when people say 'Sirius' in place of 'serious', it's just a pun.

    • @elgordo2162
      @elgordo2162 5 лет назад +83

      And Hades is the God of wealth as well!

    • @elijahalonzo6056
      @elijahalonzo6056 5 лет назад +12

      @@AmirDarkOne it all makes sense now...

  • @whitetiger7244
    @whitetiger7244 4 года назад +3696

    Zeus: "What about the Greek god of music, Yani?
    Apollo: "But that............that was my thing."

    • @realtiredmomma9786
      @realtiredmomma9786 4 года назад +12

      @Apollo omg 🤣 the commitment

    • @midnight_rose2337
      @midnight_rose2337 4 года назад +96

      Apollo: Guys... did you replace me? Guys?

    • @themusicmaster1077
      @themusicmaster1077 3 года назад +19

      But it’s Adam Levine

    • @aplit
      @aplit 3 года назад +32

      Zeus: Yeah, until Yani came along
      Apollo: I made a lute out of a tortoise shell!
      Zeus: But...c'mon, it's Yani!

    • @zanderblankenship3849
      @zanderblankenship3849 3 года назад +36

      @@aplit Hermes: Hey, I’m the one who made it and it’s called a lyre.

  • @BonnieEau
    @BonnieEau 5 лет назад +4022

    “We could just… kill everyone?”

  • @jrt7357
    @jrt7357 3 года назад +500

    Hades: "I don't know man I'm just on charge of the dead"
    Also Hades: Controls pretty much every gold, iron, and every other resource in the Earth.

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 3 года назад +18

      Yeah thats the joke hades doesn't like helping

    • @ritvikakalavagunta6662
      @ritvikakalavagunta6662 3 года назад +4

      @@mrfrogkingg that's true

    • @Alex-nt4gl
      @Alex-nt4gl 2 года назад +10

      You're thinking of Pluto, Hades' roman form, who's sphere include the riches of the earth. Hades is only the god of the underworld.

    • @RoboticRunestone
      @RoboticRunestone Месяц назад

      @@Alex-nt4glit applies to hades too

  • @elly4914
    @elly4914 5 лет назад +3255

    im trying to see Poseidon but i only see Jake Peralta in one of his many disguises lmaooo

  • @Nordrig
    @Nordrig 4 года назад +10778

    Technically. Hermes is the god of finance. He's the god of messengers and traders. Commerce and coin.

    • @Ahrva538
      @Ahrva538 4 года назад +452

      Well while Hermes is the god of Messengers, Travelers, Traders, and Theifs, he does not his finace. His Roman counterpart Mercrey however does

    • @labj143
      @labj143 4 года назад +355

      There is also Plutus, the god of wealth, and Zues' and Athena's actual jobs are management and problem solving. Collectively they would be in charge of finance.

    • @kmanmertz1529
      @kmanmertz1529 4 года назад +40

      And trickery

    • @brandonprince4812
      @brandonprince4812 4 года назад +64

      Hermes is the god of thieves too

    • @sydofthysrooms4614
      @sydofthysrooms4614 4 года назад +62

      Pluto (the Roman version of hades) is the god of the underworld and riches

  • @mythloverb5931
    @mythloverb5931 6 лет назад +18564

    Still more accurate than the Percy Jackson movies.

  • @grunknoggenfogger9840
    @grunknoggenfogger9840 2 года назад +171

    I like how Zeus immediately knew Dionsyus' title despite bungling everyone else's.

  • @superknuckleku-knucklebana6131
    @superknuckleku-knucklebana6131 4 года назад +1852

    Zeus: "The economy has collapsed!"
    Hades, also god of wealth:

    • @kneelingfish437
      @kneelingfish437 4 года назад +38

      Hades: Am I a joke to you

    • @darkmoonsyndrome8167
      @darkmoonsyndrome8167 3 года назад +71

      Also Hermes god of commerce, trade, thieves, coin:...

    • @mrstarnation4171
      @mrstarnation4171 3 года назад +17

      That is Pluto the romanised version of Hades

    • @arturorodri1123
      @arturorodri1123 3 года назад +1

      @@mrstarnation4171 I don't see diference really.

    • @mrstarnation4171
      @mrstarnation4171 3 года назад +8

      @@arturorodri1123 two different gods it's just that copy right seemingly didn't exist in ancient rome so they pretty much took the greek pantheon and traced it like a brat on Instagram

  • @notpandemicp1156
    @notpandemicp1156 3 года назад +1074

    "hear me out"😂😂😂 andy's delivery is excellent

    • @alizaloring3437
      @alizaloring3437 2 года назад +18

      Andy never fails to make me laugh. Like literally as soon as it pointed to his face he had me

  • @Maria-et6rr
    @Maria-et6rr 5 лет назад +4583

    "We started democracy we can end it" im greek and this whole sketch was great👏🏻

  • @ZJ_26
    @ZJ_26 2 года назад +131

    Demeter is Zeus' sister and he seriously asked," I'm sorry who are you again ?" 😂Wow

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 2 года назад +14

      Given the ancient Greek pantheon's family tree, does that really surprise you?
      Though the term _is_ misleading; family labyrinth would be more accurate.

  • @tomcharles5910
    @tomcharles5910 5 лет назад +1554

    Zues: "who are you?"
    Demeter: "only your sister dude."

    • @chickennuggets1918
      @chickennuggets1918 5 лет назад +67

      Tom Larsen and they had a child together and that child then married Zues’ and Demeter’s brother

    • @dhafd2366
      @dhafd2366 4 года назад +11

      Zeus

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 4 года назад +20

      Demeter: And the mother of the child you gave away to our brother without telling me

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome 4 года назад +4

      Lillian Lemasters which Zeus then banged Persephone

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 года назад +7

      @@QuigleTheGnome
      Zeus banged everyone so if you all want to talk about all the chicks that dude banged... Good luck ! 😹

  • @cld9736
    @cld9736 5 лет назад +4615

    Zeus: Athena, what about you?
    Athena: I am also war
    Zeus: Wa- okay, hold on, so basically we have two gods of war, huh?
    Athena: I am also god of wisdom
    Zeus: Okay, great. Perfect. Give us your wisdom
    Athena: We could go to war
    Smort 😂

    • @JerichoJulius0
      @JerichoJulius0 5 лет назад +57

      Hear her out... War can actually bring financial stability. Might take some cost in the beginning, but in the end, it'll bring golds, loots, and *ahem* slaves to support a realm, which helps a lot in solving a financial crisis.
      Not to mention Greeks are master combatants at the time, meaning winning wars are their forte.

    • @saintdockery5740
      @saintdockery5740 5 лет назад +38

      That's how the USA does it

    • @Rynden_Nihilus
      @Rynden_Nihilus 5 лет назад +9

      @@saintdockery5740 Minus the slave part

    • @wibawa00
      @wibawa00 5 лет назад +3

      @@JerichoJulius0 WW 2 for America made us witch

    • @edtExodus
      @edtExodus 5 лет назад +3

      @@JerichoJulius0 Except, they were mostly fighting each other, so there's that.

  • @Sticklemako
    @Sticklemako 6 лет назад +1602

    There are two gods of 'economy' actually... Hermes and Hades, hermes was the patron of traders and hades the patron of banking and currency in greece

    • @amp-le4699
      @amp-le4699 6 лет назад +17

      yea, ikr

    • @Sticklemako
      @Sticklemako 6 лет назад +152

      Wow even just information is replied with hate... The internet is really a toxic place

    • @Maitreyaaman
      @Maitreyaaman 6 лет назад +44

      Dude if the actually u r referring to here refers to the facts in the video,then u r correct but if it refers to the actual Greek Mythology,Hades was the Lord of the underworld and master of Thanos when Roman Mythology adopted Hades into the role of Pluto,he assumed an extra role as the God of Wealth coz of the Roman logic that the wealth(minerals and rare gems ,precious stones) comes from the earth ,Hermes was the God of Thieves,travellers and of trade....

    • @farlonmuentes6004
      @farlonmuentes6004 6 лет назад +4

      Because people aren't seeking accuracy on a skit. If it is funny, just leave the way it is and if you know what is correct then be happy that you know it.

    • @angelinarumble8550
      @angelinarumble8550 6 лет назад +4

      Are you Greek I am

  • @Bringleboar
    @Bringleboar 9 месяцев назад +18

    I wish this became a running sketch, would love to see more gods and their totally not creepy shenanigans

  • @starrynights1067
    @starrynights1067 5 лет назад +3517

    Please tell me we can get a Norse Mythology skit someday

    • @thatfooltheycallweaver1124
      @thatfooltheycallweaver1124 5 лет назад +56

      This deserves more recognition. And I completely agree

    • @alley-man0557
      @alley-man0557 5 лет назад +53

      Norse mythology just isn’t as well known as Greek mythology so a lot of people may not get the jokes

    • @milocarteret8770
      @milocarteret8770 5 лет назад +27

      @@alley-man0557 it probably also doesn't help that a lot of the Norse religious tradition was lost

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. 5 лет назад +12

      As a Norwegian, I agree!

    • @yllejord
      @yllejord 5 лет назад +4

      No, slaughtering one mythology is enough.

  • @Alex-pu5dx
    @Alex-pu5dx 6 лет назад +4670

    Not sure if they did that on purpose but the black Apollo joke is funny on multiple levels because greek people thought that Apollo's sun carriage got out of control and burned the earth scorching humans so much it created dark skin people xD.

    • @chevyford5030
      @chevyford5030 6 лет назад +149

      Alex Morton that’s why he had the sunglasses tan line

    • @Coinpease
      @Coinpease 6 лет назад +96

      That was his son who did that trying to impress his friends who were vacationing in Libya, it's the creation story for the Sahara desert. He also flew too high, causing the north to become cold. He was so upset by the loss of his son that he swore off doing it anymore, leaving the job to Helios.

    • @mysteryman7877
      @mysteryman7877 6 лет назад +54

      There’s a lot of worse myths surrounding the existence of black people...

    • @shrekt1000
      @shrekt1000 6 лет назад +11

      *ancient greek people

    • @dragonstaye4557
      @dragonstaye4557 6 лет назад +46

      Not a stupid belief when u understand the truth that darker skin colors onset in areas where Sun is biggest thrrat to humans because it is nearer Eart at Equator.

  • @j22ksd
    @j22ksd 4 года назад +1203

    This is the Percy Jackson’s adaptation I’ve been waiting for

    • @ritvikakalavagunta6662
      @ritvikakalavagunta6662 3 года назад +34

      i thought i was the only person in these comments that loved percy jackson

    • @lunarisita26
      @lunarisita26 3 года назад +11

      Percy jackson doesn't own GREEK mythology.

    • @mrbutt4eva625
      @mrbutt4eva625 3 года назад +17

      @@lunarisita26 Yeah but it’s the best rendition

    • @miloolim8422
      @miloolim8422 3 года назад +7

      @@mrbutt4eva625 lol it isn’t. Percy Jackson is so overrated.

    • @tunatuna6065
      @tunatuna6065 3 года назад +11

      @@ritvikakalavagunta6662 I'm betting 10 bucks that about 50% of the fandom has watched this

  • @TheGamingDistrict1
    @TheGamingDistrict1 2 года назад +210

    Hades suggesting they get rid of everyone always makes me laugh because Hades was actually considered the richest god due to him having default ownership of every single mineral and gemstones that grew from the earth (including gold), and was VERY efficient at managing his wealth. There was also Plutus; also a greek god of wealth and riches.

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey Год назад +4

      😎

    • @thescarredsinner895
      @thescarredsinner895 Год назад +5

      No one actually remembers this and Hades doesn’t feel like spending a dime on this shit

  • @xDarkestDemonx
    @xDarkestDemonx 6 лет назад +3443

    Z: Athena, what about you?
    A: I'm also war!
    Z: So we have two gods of war?
    A: I'm also the god of wisdom.
    Z: Well, then give us your wisdom!
    A: We could go to war.
    I'm dying xD

    • @anilpurva6575
      @anilpurva6575 6 лет назад +1

      Ohh

    • @samuelrappaport6162
      @samuelrappaport6162 6 лет назад +6

      FeatherPaw we saw the same video we don’t need you to repeat it verbatum and tell us how funny it was. We know

    • @xDarkestDemonx
      @xDarkestDemonx 6 лет назад +13

      @@samuelrappaport6162 Oh I didn't mean to upset you, good sir. Let me apologize for expressing the joy that I felt for this part of the dialogue. I really am sorry for offending you.

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 6 лет назад +4

      She is also goddess of mathematics.

    • @demonicgamer081
      @demonicgamer081 6 лет назад +2

      Its not a bad plan war is amazing for an economy

  • @anisboucheneb736
    @anisboucheneb736 4 года назад +557

    After almost four months from watching this video, I realized that Yanni was Adam Levine

  • @imstandingrightbehindyou.6987
    @imstandingrightbehindyou.6987 8 лет назад +2891

    "I am also god of wisdom"
    "Great perfect so give us your wisdom" "we could go to war" Am i the only one who cracks up at this part everytime i watch this video.

  • @kmichaelthompson
    @kmichaelthompson Год назад +24

    I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. I caught the very first SNL when i was 13. Now I'm 63 and they still crack me up.

  • @LM11116
    @LM11116 7 лет назад +6821

    funny bc hermes is actually the closest god they have to the economy considering he's the god of jacks of all trades, thieves, etc.

    • @beeeeans311
      @beeeeans311 6 лет назад +470

      LuxMashups hades is the god of wealth soooo

    • @Youneedalex
      @Youneedalex 6 лет назад +27

      Facts

    • @magus13131
      @magus13131 6 лет назад +349

      Yup, I was about to say the same thing about Hades, though Hermes is also the God of Trade, so both of them should've been involved. Although the Yanni bit was funny, the God of Music is actually Apollo.

    • @HollcomeTook
      @HollcomeTook 6 лет назад +96

      You're all right, but they had to get to a German god involved to parody real life European politics, lol.

    • @doctorjae75
      @doctorjae75 6 лет назад +48

      yep, and being in the medical field, I know Hermes's symbol well...you know the caduceus, the one with 2 snakes symbolizing wealth, commerce, trade...God I should get this tattoo removed!

  • @Living.La.Vida.
    @Living.La.Vida. 3 года назад +5734

    Me, a Greek mythology enthusiastic, knowing Hades is the God of Riches: *low-key offended laughter*

    • @kochamboga3230
      @kochamboga3230 3 года назад +206

      He has coin from every death so he must be.

    • @iamarock8051
      @iamarock8051 3 года назад +162

      But I thought only his Roman counterpart, Pluto, was the God of Riches?

    • @sheevpalpatine6139
      @sheevpalpatine6139 3 года назад +154

      Its actually only Pluto. The reason for that is the Roman's saw death as a good thing in the end.

    • @theworldbreaker
      @theworldbreaker 3 года назад +58

      I thought he was just the richest of all the Greek gods and not a god of riches...
      Now that I think about it, being the richest god probably does make him the god of riches...

    • @violacola
      @violacola 3 года назад +87

      The greek god of wealth and riches is Plutus. Hades is just the god of the dead. Both were synchronized with the Roman god Pluto, who was the god of both.

  • @amangham7
    @amangham7 4 года назад +262

    This is one of those skits where every cast member is perfect for their character and you wish it was a full-time tv show

  • @floralfancy7814
    @floralfancy7814 2 года назад +24

    This was a nice re-imagination of the Greek Gods and the comedy was hilarious! Also Poseidons crown was really pretty. Also the way Zeus started roasting Hermes when he is supposed to be his favourite son XD.

  • @mattmcevedy9982
    @mattmcevedy9982 4 года назад +624

    “By my own Beard” underrated joke.

    • @RareHarmony
      @RareHarmony 3 года назад +10

      Truth. I feel like that joke went over everyone's head. "By my own Beard, is this true?" 5:33

    • @Glyvenator
      @Glyvenator 3 года назад +6

      I was literally combing through the comments to see if anyone had said this yet. If you hadn't, I would have.

    • @richmanbroke9721
      @richmanbroke9721 3 года назад +1

      Isn't that Odin's thing tho?🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @mattmcevedy9982
      @mattmcevedy9982 3 года назад +6

      @@richmanbroke9721 “By the beard of Zeus” is an Anchorman reference.

    • @antibiastes2868
      @antibiastes2868 3 года назад +1

      @@mattmcevedy9982 yass

  • @JayCap24
    @JayCap24 5 лет назад +1610

    Y'all really using valuable energy to correct the historical accuracy of an SNL sketch lmao

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 5 лет назад +38

      Plus...historical accuracy dealing with gods?

    • @yllejord
      @yllejord 5 лет назад +9

      So... they can claim that Greeks, an actual people, are lazy just like that?

    • @godsperfectfailures796
      @godsperfectfailures796 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @godsperfectfailures796
      @godsperfectfailures796 5 лет назад +2

      @@Kasino80 you just annihilated the bible.

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 5 лет назад +4

      @@godsperfectfailures796 yes, I'm THAT good 😁

  • @brianna_903
    @brianna_903 4 года назад +2987

    Dang, they really left out my homie Hephaestus 😔

    • @JuliePerriello
      @JuliePerriello 4 года назад +166

      I mean...Hera did throw him off of Mt. Olympus

    • @gyorgyor7765
      @gyorgyor7765 4 года назад +229

      Hephaestus is the God of the working class, aka the real drivers of the economy.

    • @sheevpalpatine6139
      @sheevpalpatine6139 3 года назад +30

      @@JuliePerriello and he did come back to Olympus So that's not really valid

    • @burntcandle_daoist
      @burntcandle_daoist 3 года назад +1

      Leave the green hat alone

    • @cybermorse
      @cybermorse 3 года назад +15

      Just like in real mythology

  • @preston726
    @preston726 3 года назад +27

    this scene alone just makes dionysus and zues like father like son 5:20

  • @owenngotho
    @owenngotho 5 лет назад +146

    "So I just banged a regular goat, I've done worse" Had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stiaangroenewald1573
    @stiaangroenewald1573 4 года назад +3400

    Hera is NOT Poseidon's daughter, she's his sister.

    • @superpowerpiggy9595
      @superpowerpiggy9595 4 года назад +272

      Well then there’s the question of which is worse

    • @SomeoneFromAnytown
      @SomeoneFromAnytown 4 года назад +125

      Super Power Piggy it doesn’t matter the gods will keep fricking their siblings and family members anyway.

    • @Ad-Astra
      @Ad-Astra 4 года назад +55

      Zeus said it's HIS wife, not Poseidon's, which is true.

    • @stiaangroenewald1573
      @stiaangroenewald1573 4 года назад +7

      @@Ad-Astra What are you saying?

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo 4 года назад +81

      Poseidon was saying NEXT time it's going to be non-consensual sex with his daughter.

  • @yeeskee8928
    @yeeskee8928 5 лет назад +463

    Whilst percy Jackson was searching for the Lightning theif, this was the olympians

  • @aadyakhazanchi21
    @aadyakhazanchi21 3 года назад +89

    This is more Percy Jackson than the Perry Johansen movies were.

    • @jmann6130
      @jmann6130 5 месяцев назад

      I noticed that to 😝

  • @leoiscool3647
    @leoiscool3647 6 лет назад +4691

    Lol does anyone realize almost all of these ppl are Zeus' s children or his siblings

  • @30catsinacardigan22
    @30catsinacardigan22 4 года назад +191

    Apollo being "burnt" has me in tears

    • @noby_huangkonghsiong
      @noby_huangkonghsiong 2 года назад +2

      Again, that would be Helios, the personification of the sun.

  • @emmalou6000
    @emmalou6000 5 лет назад +1741

    Hades has the same mindset as Thanos

    • @legendaryuchiha3104
      @legendaryuchiha3104 5 лет назад +14

      Emma Honey he said everyone tho. You really don’t pay attention don’t you

    • @emmalou6000
      @emmalou6000 5 лет назад +23

      Legendary Uchiha ok fine SIMILAR** mindset. Happy?

    • @devizakura
      @devizakura 5 лет назад +29

      Lmao I got really confused for a second because the Greek god of death (different from Hades who is just a ruler of the realm of the dead) is named Thanatos and I was like "yeah, I guess...?" 😂😂😂

    • @emmalou6000
      @emmalou6000 5 лет назад +2

      Devi Zakura 😂

    • @molliehagins7040
      @molliehagins7040 5 лет назад

      Emma Honey thanos killed half the people

  • @MarioRugeles
    @MarioRugeles 2 года назад +75

    This was SNL at its best. Almost all their best comedians in one sketch.

  • @koco23
    @koco23 3 года назад +262

    Apollo’s luscious curls are the most accurate part of this 😂

  • @Riverstyx13
    @Riverstyx13 4 года назад +856

    Virginity is part of Artemis’ whole thing. It’s not a secret at all

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 3 года назад +26

      I’m warning you now, delete your comment before you get woooooshed I don’t know how you’ve survived this long

    • @koco23
      @koco23 3 года назад +7

      @@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 lol u ok??

    • @Riverstyx13
      @Riverstyx13 3 года назад

      @@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 Why?

    • @bengregori4071
      @bengregori4071 3 года назад +16

      @@Riverstyx13 She just means thats obviously the joke i think?

    • @markherring3513
      @markherring3513 3 года назад +2

      was she a virgin in Ready Player One?

  • @TsarNicholasII5437
    @TsarNicholasII5437 8 лет назад +3346

    Hades is the God of death but he collects two coins from every dead person and can sniff gold and silver from all corners of the earth which makes him the richest of the gods

    • @TsarNicholasII5437
      @TsarNicholasII5437 8 лет назад +101

      Fucking anti semitic creep

    • @scarfhead96
      @scarfhead96 8 лет назад +18

      LOL this chain tho

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 8 лет назад +61

      Also, he was considered the patron of mining and precious metals.

    • @crazydude2361
      @crazydude2361 8 лет назад +67

      Tsar Nicholas Hades is not the god of death Thanatos is.

    • @YourAchillesHeel
      @YourAchillesHeel 8 лет назад +83

      im 17 year old and Hades is the god of underworld, not death. Thanatos is the god of death. Hades oversees and rules the underworld. It doesnt take a huge genius to know the difference.

  • @gorillazhead
    @gorillazhead 2 месяца назад +5

    0:46 I love how you can see Charlie Day just sitting there hiding behind everyone.

  • @kieranmahon4382
    @kieranmahon4382 7 лет назад +8373

    The sketch writers' knowledge of Greek myth is clearly minimal and yet this is still hilarious.

    • @TheAxmore
      @TheAxmore 6 лет назад +324

      Kieran Mahon I mean.... its not too far off

    • @AnthonyGrantPressRelease
      @AnthonyGrantPressRelease 6 лет назад +49

      shut up! they know their miths good

    • @echo4428
      @echo4428 6 лет назад +357

      NobodyExpectsIt they would've gotten hades if they did need economic help because he's the god of riches

    • @dyslegein
      @dyslegein 6 лет назад +213

      G G half the Greek gods are gay, Zeus, has his own personal boy toy

    • @PalKia002
      @PalKia002 6 лет назад +197

      G G too bad you are promoting homophobic propaganda

  • @claydollar2127
    @claydollar2127 6 лет назад +520

    I lost it when Andy Samberg showed up

    • @erinsmith7238
      @erinsmith7238 6 лет назад +11

      Kaylee Dollar Same! I love him in Brooklyn 99

    • @VenTimofey
      @VenTimofey 6 лет назад +9

      Here me out! I'm a cop!

    • @abnojayoung5430
      @abnojayoung5430 6 лет назад +2

      Kaylee Dollar I had no idea it was him until he spoke, I was so shocked!

  • @pandasy77___47
    @pandasy77___47 6 лет назад +298

    Charlie Day as Dionisus is like the perfect role for the guy, like A+ SNL

  • @Pharry_
    @Pharry_ 3 года назад +30

    “Yea I could send them a message!”
    “…You’re the worst.”
    Love that

    • @mairaalesha7062
      @mairaalesha7062 3 года назад +3

      dude do yk who plays hermes because ive been looking for the actors name for forever but all of the other comments are like from a year ago

    • @gregoryhanscom180
      @gregoryhanscom180 3 года назад +2

      @@mairaalesha7062 Don't know if you still care after a month, but his name is Paul Brittain.

    • @mairaalesha7062
      @mairaalesha7062 3 года назад

      @@gregoryhanscom180 THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @misslangleysoryuisiconic
      @misslangleysoryuisiconic 2 года назад

      Dionysus : Shut up you little b**** !
      That part 😂

  • @dqw4w9wgxcq32
    @dqw4w9wgxcq32 3 года назад +228

    The "By my own beard is this true?" joke is super underrated.

    • @markherring3513
      @markherring3513 3 года назад

      why underrated? i am missing something.

    • @dqw4w9wgxcq32
      @dqw4w9wgxcq32 3 года назад +14

      @@markherring3513 Because the normal saying is "By the beard of Zeus". But Zeus is saying it. It's not an amazing zinger, but I feel it should get SOME appreciation.

    • @tieflingteeth9033
      @tieflingteeth9033 2 года назад +1

      @@dqw4w9wgxcq32 so it's similar to the Abrahamic God saying 'oh my me' basically?

    • @susiesuh1418
      @susiesuh1418 8 месяцев назад

      Or it’s because Dionysius was considered gay and cross dresser.

  • @andrewcarmichael2371
    @andrewcarmichael2371 5 лет назад +955

    Demeter: I am not a virgin
    Zeus: I know, I sleep with our daughter disguised as Hades
    Hades: You did what!?

    • @lamarmcneil5655
      @lamarmcneil5655 5 лет назад +20

      Lol his daughter/niece.

    • @christopherwallace8000
      @christopherwallace8000 5 лет назад +3

      You made that up

    • @lamarmcneil5655
      @lamarmcneil5655 5 лет назад +22

      @@christopherwallace8000 Lol no that's basically true.

    • @juliaviggiani4651
      @juliaviggiani4651 5 лет назад +17

      History Jones you can’t even spell Persephone but go off I guess

    • @thoughtfulghost
      @thoughtfulghost 5 лет назад +16

      @@mariastoycheva1583 I think they are referring to the myth of Melinoë where that exactly what goes down

  • @joejoseph3078
    @joejoseph3078 4 года назад +194

    This is still one of my favorite SNL skits in a long time.

    • @Chris_WG
      @Chris_WG 4 года назад +3

      This one is surely fun but my recent one to love a lot is the Ryan Gosling one about the Papyrus font... it's so well done and nuts!

  • @giancarlofabregaromagosa4198
    @giancarlofabregaromagosa4198 3 года назад +15

    Andy did such a good role as poseidon:
    Hear me out,
    Its not consentual,
    hear me out,
    she's my daughter😂

  • @Breidablik06
    @Breidablik06 5 лет назад +51

    2:21 Couldn’t sum up Greek mythology any better, this is exactly how I’d describe it

  • @DocESARobsidianbruk
    @DocESARobsidianbruk 11 лет назад +519

    Funny thing is that Hermes, the worst, is the god of merchants and trading, basically economy.

  • @infinitetundra
    @infinitetundra 6 лет назад +359

    Zues: "Whaddaboutyou Hercules?"
    Heracles: "I lift things up and put them down."

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 6 лет назад +7

      Zeus : And how about you Perseus
      Perseus : I can kill a kraken using Medusa's head

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 6 лет назад +3

      @@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 Hades: and I talk really fast, get crazy angry, and trick Hercules's lil "boo thang" here into doing what ever I want. Then she just hip checks, flips her ponytail, and calls me "Rex". Hold up. I see shoes that don't deserve to be in my presence. What. Are. THOSE?

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 6 лет назад +3

      Megara: I, shut the here up. II, just because you tell me to do things doesn't mean I'm your maid, you blue flamethrower.
      Hades: SHUT UP, MEG!!!

    • @exumbra1399
      @exumbra1399 6 лет назад +1

      in Schwarzenegger voice

    • @Mohammedayman-zc9ez
      @Mohammedayman-zc9ez 5 лет назад

      Pandora: I have a box filled with evil stuff .

  • @flamerkirk
    @flamerkirk 3 года назад +8

    0:45 Dionysus hiding behind the chair 😆

  • @dannychefalo432
    @dannychefalo432 5 лет назад +1715

    Zeus: Athena, what about you?
    Athena: I am also war
    Zeus: Wait, hold on, so we have two gods of war?
    Me: Last time I checked there were actually four

    • @kiaracorbo7166
      @kiaracorbo7166 5 лет назад +56

      i heard eris instead of ares and was like weird first choice but okay and then proceeded to spend the following six and a half minutes wondering what the hell had happened to ares like the fool i am

    • @lyft2053
      @lyft2053 4 года назад +26

      Do You Mean Ares, Athena (Greek) Bellona, And Mars? (Roman)

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 4 года назад +21

      @@lyft2053 it's actually four but Ares and Mars are the same deity

    • @spangebred328
      @spangebred328 4 года назад +16

      Nicholas Jevon Aphrodite Areia was a war goddess in Sparta

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 4 года назад +11

      @@spangebred328 Athena and Ares : *[blinks in pure confusion]*

  • @jaxd9768
    @jaxd9768 6 лет назад +692

    Ares: I am the Greek God of war, bloodshed, and violence.
    Zeus: Wow. All three!
    Me:😂😂😂😂

  • @luciferangelica
    @luciferangelica 6 лет назад +593

    truth is, hades is also the god of wealth because wealth comes from the ground. hephaestus, as a smith, may be involved in the coining of currency. hermes is not only a messenger, but god of magic, thieves, writing and, i think, also trade. apollo may also be involved. the association with the sun is also an association with gold

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 6 лет назад +15

      god of music would also be apollo

    • @momgirlcop1
      @momgirlcop1 6 лет назад +5

      luciferangelica let us not be distracted by the fact there’s a Greek god of wealth

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 6 лет назад

      Girlcop17 what would you prefer we be distracted by?

    • @momgirlcop1
      @momgirlcop1 6 лет назад +1

      luciferangelica the fact that in Greek myth I shit you not they focus on the legal system more

    • @ezestaples9439
      @ezestaples9439 6 лет назад +1

      I didn't know hermes was the god of magic, I only know of hecate

  • @abdullahosmani13
    @abdullahosmani13 Год назад +10

    I recognize so many of the SNL cast now from many good tv shows and movies, so glad they kept rising up to their potential

  • @lukesylvester2022
    @lukesylvester2022 5 лет назад +326

    That God of wisdom's plan for war is actually pretty wise.

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 4 года назад +12

      True. War could make money, but it's high risk of losing a lot too

    • @genem5448
      @genem5448 4 года назад +19

      ​@@dogsdreamtoo8427 This just reminds me of that movie where a tiny country declares war on the USA so that they can lose and the USA will come bail them out of all their problems. (Edit: the punchline is, nobody told the army, and somehow the tiny country wins)

    • @bilpaparigormoetis5020
      @bilpaparigormoetis5020 4 года назад +1

      How

    • @zoepaulastrassfield2664
      @zoepaulastrassfield2664 3 года назад +2

      @@genem5448 “The Mouse That Roared”.

    • @genem5448
      @genem5448 3 года назад

      @@zoepaulastrassfield2664 Thank you friend! That's the one.

  • @marvelfangirl3328
    @marvelfangirl3328 6 лет назад +1059

    H: "I just had sex with a dolphin."
    P: "Uh..."
    H: "But it was... disappointing."
    P: "Well, the dolphin told me to tell you that the sea was really cold, so..."
    A: "Why am I not surprised?"
    P: "Shut up, Athena."

  • @bobbyadk
    @bobbyadk 4 года назад +42

    I just love this skit! At 0:23, you can see Dionysus (Charlie Day) hiding behind the rest of em 😂

  • @YanniZiangos
    @YanniZiangos 3 года назад +68

    As a musician myself, seeing Yanni is always funny to me

  • @justanotherschmuck4149
    @justanotherschmuck4149 3 года назад +89

    Zeus: how 'bout the Greek god of music Yanni?
    Apollo right there:

  • @gilbertrivera1319
    @gilbertrivera1319 5 лет назад +4745

    "Ok here's the plan, I turn into a 🐬, hear me out! I have sex with a human woman, hear me out! It's not consensual, hear me out!... She's my daughter" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @pencil9970
      @pencil9970 5 лет назад +15

      😂

    • @gregorbaby4269
      @gregorbaby4269 5 лет назад +176

      In the end it turns out he had sex with his sister who also happens to be his sister in law 😂

    • @4rs0n1sm
      @4rs0n1sm 5 лет назад +206

      Thats zeus & poseidon causing 99% of the shit that happens in greek mythology lmfao

    • @bbgunz1705
      @bbgunz1705 5 лет назад +22

      Greek FBI Open Up!!!

    • @grizzlyrider6original70
      @grizzlyrider6original70 5 лет назад +5

      Lololololo that's hilarious!!!!!

  • @louise0630
    @louise0630 5 лет назад +238

    0:23 you can see him hiding behind the chairs 😂

  • @spymaster3366
    @spymaster3366 3 года назад +23

    as a greek i can testify that that exact conversation happend in the parlament in the 2010s

  • @sophiaochoa5489
    @sophiaochoa5489 5 лет назад +322

    5:29 when that one student reminds the teacher about the hw

    • @viktorochoa-aragon9830
      @viktorochoa-aragon9830 5 лет назад +18

      5 min before the bell too

    • @seb99342
      @seb99342 4 года назад +1

      Nobody.
      Literally nobody.
      When you spot diamonds in Minecraft: 5:28

  • @Nothing2DoWithSean
    @Nothing2DoWithSean 10 лет назад +535

    125 people didn't hear Poseidon out.

  • @Aliejha
    @Aliejha 5 лет назад +67

    Hera is mood
    Zeus is that drunk uncle everyone has.

  • @YouveBeenMegged
    @YouveBeenMegged Год назад +11

    5:51 The actual reason Dionysus got stuck watching Camp Half-Blood

    • @emmie-c8t
      @emmie-c8t Год назад +2

      probably. 💀 at this point, he probably had multiple punishments throughout his immortal life, and that was just one of them-

    • @misslangleysoryuisiconic
      @misslangleysoryuisiconic 7 месяцев назад

      PJO fan spotted

  • @PanthorPapa84
    @PanthorPapa84 5 лет назад +551

    Hera never cheated on her husband she is the goddess of marriage

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 года назад +6

      Ikr

    • @carlofthekey7288
      @carlofthekey7288 4 года назад +203

      She didn't have time to cheat since she was too busy ruining the lives of every woman Zeus knocked up and their children.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 года назад +8

      @@carlofthekey7288
      For real though. 😂😂😂

    • @Simone-rp8bh
      @Simone-rp8bh 4 года назад

      @@carlofthekey7288 True lol

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 4 года назад +6

      Well she kind of semi did by using magic to make herself pregnant

  • @nyxshadowhawk
    @nyxshadowhawk 4 года назад +682

    I was going to say "Since when is Zeus the rational one," but if he were really rational he would listen to Hermes.
    Also, "Sorry I'm late, orgy stuff" is Dionysus in a nutshell.

    • @noby_huangkonghsiong
      @noby_huangkonghsiong 2 года назад +1

      Zeus is supposed to be the wise one, why he won't give a chance to Hermes??

    • @misslangleysoryuisiconic
      @misslangleysoryuisiconic 2 года назад

      I lost my shit on Ares yelling “YES WE WANT WARR” and Dionysus saying his lines 😂😂

  • @rockydee7499
    @rockydee7499 4 года назад +650

    plot twist:
    zeus turned himself into a goat

    • @盧璘壽로인수
      @盧璘壽로인수 4 года назад +8

      not a goat, but a bull (Europa) & swan (Leda) so far, which he complains towards Eros (after giving his consent to marry Psyche)

    • @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger
      @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger 4 года назад +6

      I kid you not, he turned himself into a goat, Morty! Funniest shit ever!

    • @ritvikakalavagunta6662
      @ritvikakalavagunta6662 3 года назад +1

      @@盧璘壽로인수 lol i thought i was the only greek geek

    • @盧璘壽로인수
      @盧璘壽로인수 3 года назад

      @@ritvikakalavagunta6662 Classical Myth geek since elementary school

  • @JesusChristisGod444
    @JesusChristisGod444 3 года назад +14

    2:08 reaction was just simply hilarious 😂

  • @ryancoker1611
    @ryancoker1611 5 лет назад +1762

    Hera never cheated she was the goddess of marriage.

    • @ididntgetthejoke7116
      @ididntgetthejoke7116 5 лет назад +69

      Rick Death relax it’s just a skit

    • @NapoleonBonaparte5
      @NapoleonBonaparte5 5 лет назад +60

      "She was" are you implying that she existed once upon a time? xd

    • @cosminfeier4684
      @cosminfeier4684 5 лет назад +35

      yea ricky boy, that's where you draw the line...the rest was 100% accurate and realistic

    • @ryancoker1611
      @ryancoker1611 5 лет назад +6

      @@NapoleonBonaparte5 hell if I know,doubt it but the truth is what people know and what we think we know aren't the same thing. Most people believe what they hear,either from science, or religion but the truth is we just assume their telling us the truth,because we can't prove them wrong.

    • @ryancoker1611
      @ryancoker1611 5 лет назад +1

      @@cosminfeier4684 you got to draw the line somewhere.at least one of them cant be all bad(but in fact she was the worst,)to be honest if your immortal you will probably do some weird shit eventually.

  • @lillianlunt6767
    @lillianlunt6767 5 лет назад +1141

    Hades is the God of dead
    And money....
    Edit: yes, I realize my mistake, thank you guys for not attacking me, but you should not attack eachother either. Asbjørn Christensen, thank you for correcting me, It truly is appreciated, it was an honest mistake mixing Roman mythology and Greek mythology. But y'all kind of just went off on eachother and need to take a chill pill

    • @GodBear97
      @GodBear97 5 лет назад +137

      No, That's Pluto - The roman equivalent of Hades. Hades was ever only god of the dead and king of the underworld. Hermes on the other hand was god of merchants, commerce and trading

    • @aresbishop5636
      @aresbishop5636 5 лет назад +18

      Asbjørn Christensen Notice how this is Greek and not Roman

    • @GodBear97
      @GodBear97 5 лет назад +38

      @@aresbishop5636 Yes, that wa my point. People tend to get confused about what areas Hades was god of, and which areas Pluto was god of, but Hades, the greek god was only god of the dead/underworld, NOT money

    • @chrisramirez5385
      @chrisramirez5385 5 лет назад +6

      @@GodBear97 hermes was also the god of thieves.

    • @GodBear97
      @GodBear97 5 лет назад +16

      @@chrisramirez5385 Yes, and trickery and a bunch of other stuff, the three I mentioned just seemed like the most relevant to me at the time - Though the god most suited for being the god of money also being the god of thieves is pretty contradictory

  • @TheBc99
    @TheBc99 9 лет назад +2313

    Isn't Hermes the god of commerce and finance?

    • @TheBc99
      @TheBc99 9 лет назад +165

      Ecthelion008 Lol, there's more where that came from. I spent way too much time with Greek mythology as a child, reading books about it that were way too dirty and violent and incestuous for my age.

    • @TasosEG
      @TasosEG 9 лет назад +45

      +Benjamin Rome Clarke Hermes is the personal Mailman of the gods, that's his main speciality at least :P

    • @TheBc99
      @TheBc99 9 лет назад +154

      TasosEG While that's his role in mythology, he was worshiped by the ancient Greeks for a variety of other reasons; as a patron of shepherds, of merchants, of children and even thieves. He also led the souls of the dead into the afterlife. He's not just a mailman. He's one of the religion's chief deities.

    • @IBareBear_
      @IBareBear_ 9 лет назад +22

      +Benjamin Rome Clarke Greeks OBVIOUSLY don't need an economist, but they prefer to get their letters in time. So therefor they gave the economist some manual work. ^_^

    • @Enel97
      @Enel97 9 лет назад +8

      +Benjamin Rome Clarke well did you expect from those guys to know that? Like the rest of the stuff in the sketch are true(no hard-working even though statistically greece is one of the most ahrd working in europe). it doesnt matter though.its a humor sketch.doesnt need to be totally fact proof. we just watch and laugh.

  • @midddlechildofffff
    @midddlechildofffff Год назад +2

    It’s Yani for me
    I mean the dude just played the keyboard, while his hair was blowing😂😂
    Very helpful😂😂😂