New Mayan Calendar - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 24 окт 2013
- After two chiefs (Fred Armisen, Bill Hader) finish work on a new Mayan calendar, everyone has criticisms and suggestions to improve it. [Season 37, 2012]
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But the the Mayan calendar WAS supposed to start over again after 2012. It's just us crazy modern people interpreted as the end of the world.
Raye J exactly!
Its called comedy
That makes sense. Would need many flat tablets to cover all of time.
"Us crazy modern people"? Count me out. Lols!
The Mayan calendar actually ended before 2012 because it didn’t account for leap years daylight savings or anything like that.
It's like they gave them a set and costumes and told them to improvise a sketch. There is no way in hell a script was ever involved in this monstrosity.
Zanian19 You miss the point.
VERY WELL SAID! TH AZTEC CALENDAR IS A BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART AND INTELLIGENCE! : )
The Barclay effect lol
Zanian 19 its me u r at 1k like
@@mariabeltran1690 Mayan Calendar. Way before the Aztecs.
But... that's an Aztec sunstone
One year late but THANK YOU!!!
Exactly!! Lol.
Oculus your the problem with people, everyone believes the first thing they see
Totally not No One ...and the glasses one of the characters was wearing were clearly Olmec glasses.
this is an Aztec Calender
I love when Bobby says "I can do weekends that'll be great"
He said that out of nowhere without even knowing what it meant.
At least we got to stare at Bill Hader during this.
Yuk
Hahaha that's the only reason I made it to the end of the sketch.
Literally
Did anyone just come from the Greek god sketch? That looked pretty authentic...this not so much.
I Iiteraly just did
Here from Greek god sketch too.... I’m a lil disappointed in this one. Where we headin’ next?
etheangel2220 same
Yeah,
Wait I deadass did
The thing about Charles is that he's like Walken,He very deadpan but has good comedic timing.
He's awful. It's like bad community theater.
Lies again? MC History
Nobody is like Walken
Evidence: watch the Star Wars sketch with Charles Barkley, one of their best sketches ever
You mean Christopher walked oh lord.
They have a joke about the Aztec calendar at 2:46, but the stone tablet they have in this sketch is the Aztec calendar.
Man, this sketch would have been so much funnier if they'd gotten the right calendar.
SHut the f up.
It's a sun stone.
They could have put a regular calendar there and I wouldn't have known the difference.
@@krankyjsmith9780 That comment is funnier than the entire sketch
..they are using in this video aztec calender..
Margus T fr it bugs me 😂
Margus T it’s *calendar...it’s literally in the title...
That part aside I do agree that the real Mayan calendar was incomplete, because it ended in 2012.
tenhlrankei it actually ust reset, it was the end of the long count, but that just began a new era. The whole ends in 2012 thing is a modern misunderstanding
@joshua fry 100% accurate
This acting was hard to watch
Scottie 15 I know right, it felt like they were always about to break character
He really tried and I appreciate that.
Still funny
It's like he's a basketball player or something.
Its Saturday night live thoughhh...
That’s the Mexica (Aztec) “Piedra del Sol”, NOT the Mayan Calendar. 😆 I never saw this episode.
And black and white people playing indians, this is a F. joke not a documentary.
I'm also pretty sure those glasses aren't periodically correct + these people wouldn't be referring to the weekdays named after ancient Norse gods + they also would not have been speaking English + why the hell is that stone relief biting through it's own tongue?
Who gaf
This is the last time I go to a comedy sketch for historical and cultural accuracy.
Barkley forces every line of dialog he has.
piss poor
Basketball, not actor.
This is not even a Calendar.
This is the Sun Stone of the Aztecs.
@@GeneralPatton88 literally what the fuck are you talking about
@@GeneralPatton88 lmao that had no relevance whatsoever 💀
@@GeneralPatton88 And white people were? What are you on about?
Man , you just ran out of space and stopped, didn't you??! 😂😂😂
I don’t get why people upset with the acting ? It supposed to be awkward and bad guys 😂
only because it's cheaper
The acting isn’t the problem, it’s how this isn’t even close to being at all authentic
@@amparocruz951this is a COMEDY show, look up what COMEDY is and how it differs from DOCUMENTARY show
Hahahahha....."Metzel ain't no virgin"...... just lost it there!!!!!
sure yeah sureeee
Sarcasm identified
Charles Barkley's so awful haha
Well luckily he hasn't gotten any better in 6 years
No. Hes turrible.
So awful
Yeah, it’s like they have a retired professional athlete hosting, ya know?
That's why he was a better basketball player!
The world doesn’t end in 2012, the world ends in 2020
Its because like they said they did not have enough room to put more days
The guy was dyslexic, it's 2021.
Edit: Spelling.
Correction: Ended
@@MB-sy9ll the IRONY my GOD
@@elenaperales5411 it's actually supposed to be 13 months.
Just imagine
“ WHY IS THE WORLD EMNDING”
They just didn’t have a bigger rock
That's the Aztec Calendar continuing the Mayan Chronology a few thousands years after the Mayan Calendar >>> The replica looked impressive! Thank You So Much for the Efforts & for Sharing! 🌷🍎🕯
Bad joke well done
It's not a replica, it's a print
Can someone just give Charles the Golden Globe already.
The dude is wearing glasses that weren't invented yet. lol!!!!!!!!!
3:27 i like how he says ''carve your own rocks'' i really felt that
The funniest part was Fred putting on his glasses
Andy Samberg really brightens my day
Man I don't know! How about weekend? This is your job!
Without calenders there would never have been an industry producing birthday gifts, holiday gifts, jubilees gifts. Thanks a lot.
"Streets will run with BLOOD. Land will be swallowed by the SEA!" Anyone remember Y2K?
Anybody remember 2030 the new predicted point of no return doomsday.
"How Daaaare You!"
When the host can't act at all...
When the script is too shitty.
JohnKhan Wayne At least he could ball
Maybe he is an amazing actor but they always typecast him as the character that sounds like a retired basketball player that can't act lol
Hes hosted snl several times
You expect Leonardo de carpio dramatic acting in a comedy relief skit?
"He's mad!"
slight nodding "He's mad." xDDD
Thats an Aztec calendar. Crafted around 2000 years after the Mayan one. The Mayan calendar is less impresive.
But more sophisticated.
Scavenger yep
Not really a calendar. The Aztec Sun Stone is a representation of the cosmos as they saw it. More like the fresco on the ceiling of the Sixtine Chapel.
Nobody ever talks about the fifteenth chapel...
Luis Soto you take a gigantic L for saying "sixtine chapel".
I'm out! Carve your own rocks! 😂
I'm pretty sure it being the Aztec calendar was part of the joke lmao. They even made a joke about the Aztec calendar being better. Americans not getting American humour is so funny to me.
Oh joy! I watched this right on time for my birthday!!!😍
"we call it the mayan calendar"
*shows aztec calendar*
THAT ENDING!
“Carve ya own rocks!”
"YOU KNOW WHAT..... I'M OUT!" 👏👏👏
KENNAN WAS THE BEST PART OF THE SKIT.
For any of you nerds out there, the reason the Mayan calendar ends in 2012 is because that's the procession of the equinox. Every 25,920 years the earth completes a full revolution of it's "wobble" meaning it tilts from one side to the other as it spins and circles the sun. This "tilt" will be exactly as it was at the same place as it was one time every 25,920 years. The Mayan's thought this would be a full cycle of a year because that's exactly where the earth was 25,920 years ago.
I love these old snls.
This Aztec Sunstone was really popular when talking about the Mayan Long Count Calendar! 🕯
Charles is funny because he sounds like he's.. simple.. lmao
thats "la piedra del sol" from the mexicas, not from the mayas
Axel Aguilar perez ur fucking dumb the Mayans were in Mexico and South America which is still a part of “America”. And some traces were in North America but it is not super clear
AiirC Mexica was the actual name of the Aztecs, hence the name Mexico
Literally the same thing
+Gerrek Urquidez they drove you out? must be old as fuck
Chris Resendes well most Mexicans are more white that anything else
hahaha i luv the last part with the stone talking :) reminds me of LABRYINTH for sum reason lol
1:30 That anachronism though
I like how these are actual Mayan-sounding names.
I love these comic gods!!
Their skit names rock!!
i know the audience isnt laughing too loud, but i genuinely find this episode really funny. it's just clever humor that isn't overly crude
That Chief is pretty smart, he know when he is being had.
funny thing is. it probably more acurate re.enactment that anyone realizes
yes. making a calendar isn't such a big deal--it's basic math
I love this ❣️
This is not a Mayan calendar or an Aztec calendar. It’s an Aztec sunstone
*Here before June 21 to prove em wrong*
When you throw a commercial at me, I make sure not to patronize them!!!
This was worth it just for the carved in stone line.
Who's watching this after you heard the news that the world is gonna end in June 21 2020??
welp that didn’t happen
It's July 2020.
Well it’s not ending in June instead it is just ending at the end of this year and every month will progressively get worse until december
2021 still waiting
It’s all fun and games until you realize that we just read the calandra wrong and the actual end of the earth was 2020. Nah, I’m just joking if you couldn’t tell by my sarcasm.
Is it really gonna end im scared
@@moonlxght4722 Yes, one day all of our world is going to end.
it reminded me of an episode of the simpsons where the mayans appear with the aztec solarium hahahahaha 😂😂
Lol.. Ya Know what! Carve ya own rocks!😂
Aw man, Rick Moranis would be so good in this.
So those who thought the world was going to end in 2012 because the Mayan's didn't make a calendar that went on past that date; just how far into the future do they think they should have gone? Seriously.
Well December 31, 9999.. they shouldve been using SQL like a normal people
That Jim Jenson impersonation- priceless
Watched this right before my birthday lol
The day before
Keenan is the only one who tried during this. Everyone else especially Bill looked bored asf
the last time a muppet was on the show
His glasses
This was great.
We actualy survive 2012
Now we are in 2020
Charles didn't got the timing right.
Yeah. He also didn't *get the timing right.
And you didn't get the grammar right
Not like he was a rocket scientist to begin with.
@@MrDinoboy1
I thought he played for Houston Rocket scientist. Maybe I'm wrong but I think he was a rocket scientist.
Technically Sunday is the start of a new week, and Saturday is the end of a week.
i legit watched this on my birthday
I remember on my 12 bday the world was supposed to end. That would have been a great story to tell.
Yeah so that’s the wrong calendar, the Maya Empire fell long before the Aztec were around, and they didn’t do that much sacrificing-those were also the Aztec.
Deirdre Replinger and they also didn't speak English or wear glasses
@Deirdre Replinger The Maya were still around when the Aztecs showed up. As far as the sacrificing goes, please search "Human sacrifice in Maya culture".
Mayans were famous for human sacrifice what are you on about
Andy Maritanu Mayans did sacrifice a lot but on recent times they sacrifice a lot less than they did before but Aztec whoa they sacrifice like it’s no tomorrow
Maya never had an empire. They had city states. And you obviously don't know about PostClassic Maya Kingdoms
that ending took me back to The Mighty Favog from the first seasons of SNL
They should had called it 'tha ass tech calender'
The Mayans never said world end. they said "new era a time for the worst"
My birthday is in the middle of the dry season. How about everyone else?
Bill Hader with long hair just hits differently 🤤
“They can go sacrifice messel, but messel ain’t no virgin!” I’m done
lol, do you remember all the videos and "documentaries" about the end of the world XD,i wish i could have seen one of the "experts" face at 22-11-2012
Not the first, not the last, it will only get worse, UTUBE junkies on the loose
I'm sure they'd be laughing counting all the money they made by fooling everyone
That whole deal was like 6 years ago, wow
Actually my birthday is this Saturday so, thank you.
they dragged poor Charles Barkley into this
The Aztec actually adopted the Mayan calendar.
@Chris Smith I'm 100% correct, Mayan Civilization came before the Aztec. Late reply I know.
World is going to end in 2012, posted at the end of 2013
You can tell Charles is looking at a monitor with his lines on it the whole time.
watch any snl, you can tell with everyone 😭
The beginning gave me flashbacks
I love seeing Charles Barkley trying to sit so that his headpiece stays on.
THAT IS THE AZTEC CALENDAR!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEET
2018 and here we are
They accurately predicted that even when you have a calendar you're still gonna be late or mising your appointments
lol is that charled barkley
esa imagen al principio de la ciudad maya de Palenque esta en Chiapas y el calendario se hizo en el estado de Yucatán en la ciudad maya de Chichen itza
Es un programa de televisión americano y ellos tienen menos de una semana para escribir un sketch, ninguno es mexicano además.
Tampoco es el calendario maya, wey...
JORYDEL GRAJALES CERVANTES pero si estuvo chidilla el sketch, no estuvo tan aca pero al menos no es Omar Chaparro😂😂😂😂
I wish I knew what y'all said. ( serious,not racist) just curious.
sissy j Williams They said the location they showed was chiapas but the calendar was made in yucatan chitchen itza. Then another one said they are not even mexican, its an American show and have little time to come up with a skit therefore cant research it properly. The other one said yeah and also thats not even the mayan calendar, guay.
They had glasses AND metal tools. They really were advanced.
I kept waiting for it to get even a little funny.
This is so funny
I hope they used the aztec calendar stone on purpose.
Don't, it's futile.
They made a joke about being right here
2:46 "I wouldn't mind it being a lil cat every day" mmmk
CARVE YOUR OWN ROCKSSSS🙌🏼