Taylor Tomlinson Exposes a Burrito Shrinkage Crisis

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 7 месяцев назад +108

    I know a lot of people have already said this, but LOVE Taylor's monologue at the beginning.

  • @solaceli
    @solaceli 7 месяцев назад +137

    OKAY BUT SHES SO PRETTY WITH THIS HAIRSTYLE???

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg 7 месяцев назад +1

      Right?!

  • @nerfherder4284
    @nerfherder4284 7 месяцев назад +60

    Adding a monologue is a good idea, Taylor is a great stand-up artist and a laughing into is a nice way to start the show 👍🏻

  • @wanpawlo
    @wanpawlo 7 месяцев назад +260

    this new hair though!

  • @alastorcorvus
    @alastorcorvus 7 месяцев назад +14

    "Now you feel dumb for cheering for that, right?"
    The master of crowdwork

  • @julianzacconievas
    @julianzacconievas 7 месяцев назад +37

    Taylor is what we all need and what late night television has been missing.

  • @ianlarue8937
    @ianlarue8937 7 месяцев назад +14

    More Taylor Tomlinson stand-up/crowdwork is the best thing to happen to an already great show.

  • @blacxthornE
    @blacxthornE 7 месяцев назад +85

    "most places that are 40 minutes from other places" is a great joke. funny and based

    • @aaronriley646
      @aaronriley646 7 месяцев назад +5

      Best joke this episode for sure, maybe in the whole series so far?

  • @Kinlui1022
    @Kinlui1022 7 месяцев назад +29

    Oh my! That new hairstyle is everything!!!

  • @dubginkxx
    @dubginkxx 7 месяцев назад +44

    If Taylor wasn't fine enough...then she goes and drops her hair😍

  • @thebrightest1230
    @thebrightest1230 7 месяцев назад +8

    TAYLOR YOUR HAIR IS SOOOOOO PERFECT

  • @jimmyrade7815
    @jimmyrade7815 7 месяцев назад +25

    That noise as he goes on that quest to find the chicken was upsetting

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 7 месяцев назад +2

      Reminded me of a South Park episode

  • @lbzer8814
    @lbzer8814 7 месяцев назад +14

    looooove those curtain bangs mamaaa!

  • @nannyalberte
    @nannyalberte 7 месяцев назад +27

    I missed Taylor and her ragtag of insane panelists. Looking great, bisexual queen! 💕💕

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 7 месяцев назад +23

    Love your hairstyle taylor Tomlinson

  • @ClaudiaMiller
    @ClaudiaMiller 7 месяцев назад +4

    Loving Taylor's look for this episode! ❤

  • @luizajobim6542
    @luizajobim6542 7 месяцев назад +7

    thank god we’re back, a week without after midnight is a sad week

  • @alpha3305
    @alpha3305 7 месяцев назад +6

    Love her outfit and hair style in this episode. She is such a cutie in most of her fashion trends.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 7 месяцев назад

      I didn't understand the white gauze around her waist. Didi she just get out of surgery?

    • @pearmountain94
      @pearmountain94 7 месяцев назад

      Maybe the gauze is some compromise the wardrobe department came to!? Assuming only the lingerie would be toooo risque

  • @mario_actually
    @mario_actually 7 месяцев назад +14

    Love the new standup opening. Great fit. Tailor carries that shit

  • @Merope2358
    @Merope2358 7 месяцев назад +2

    Omg the joke about inhaling, eating, or scattering microplastics in the ocean…. I’m dying 😂😂😂😂 literally and figuratively 😂😂😂😂

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 месяца назад

      you can do whatever you want with it ...disturbing truth.

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 7 месяцев назад +6

    She looking good today!

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 7 месяцев назад +2

    Jack is always amazing and hilarious!!!!!

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 7 месяцев назад +10

    That Guinea pig was saying "Leila, don't, thats your twin brother.."

  • @Bluesayshello1
    @Bluesayshello1 7 месяцев назад +37

    I noticed Jim Cramer helping companies spin again, the show needs to do a spin master segment (“help Boeings ceo defend an engine falling off the plane”

    • @HaHaThatIsFunny
      @HaHaThatIsFunny 7 месяцев назад +8

      Boeing fixed that problem, ask the two whistleblowers 🙈

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 7 месяцев назад +3

      The DC-10 in the year 2024.

  • @abednegosteelo7813
    @abednegosteelo7813 7 месяцев назад +1

    I am hooked this show super funny 😂😂😂😅. The host humor points 😂😂😂😂

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts 6 месяцев назад

    This is fast becoming my favorite thing on RUclips. Love Taylor.

  • @carneades4409
    @carneades4409 7 месяцев назад +1

    really enjoyed Alex's contributions here

  • @brianhaygood183
    @brianhaygood183 7 месяцев назад +1

    Alex really risked it all for that last 100 points he got. LOL. Well done.

  • @raenahonan2003
    @raenahonan2003 7 месяцев назад +4

    Don't miss Jack in "the odd squad" movie...star power!🎉

  • @digitalsoundbath
    @digitalsoundbath 7 месяцев назад +26

    Someone in the makeup department was hitting tonight.

  • @catherinewelsh7828
    @catherinewelsh7828 7 месяцев назад +5

    Who clicked on this video because Taylor's hair looked extra good?

  • @PaulSDoize
    @PaulSDoize 7 месяцев назад +1

    #TaylorTomlinson #AfterMidnight #Comedy I'm glad #TaylorTomlinson is continuing to do the monologue before the show. And #TaylorTomlinson's hair and outfit all look amazing!

  • @lancebradshaw9755
    @lancebradshaw9755 7 месяцев назад

    I appreciate your humor and style

  • @Baby0din
    @Baby0din 7 месяцев назад +3

    I like how you have the top with the suit like it really only works for you with your known standup style and makes you look unique.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 7 месяцев назад +1

      Taylor's not the only girl to wear a suit without a shirt and plenty of them weren't comics.

    • @Baby0din
      @Baby0din 7 месяцев назад

      @@r0bw00d She's like the clown from IT! Yay upvoting yourself!

    • @Baby0din
      @Baby0din 7 месяцев назад

      @@r0bw00d Yeah both things can be true. Yeesh. You got brain worms?

  • @eyeyayayay
    @eyeyayayay 7 месяцев назад +1

    Taylor looks amazing and they got rid of the awkward "introduce yourself" thing at the start! This show just keeps getting better and better

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 месяца назад

      it was a nice gesture to let the performers get in a little plug, and also helped set the mood of they are all friends.. but Taylor's monologue is funnier.

  • @georgesein9240
    @georgesein9240 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yay! Monologue is good. More monologue.

  • @williamrayburn5314
    @williamrayburn5314 7 месяцев назад +1

    I am happy to see Alanis Morrisette gettin out there again.

  • @arlikiine
    @arlikiine 7 месяцев назад +2

    Taylor looks SO beautiful ❤

  • @bobbymillion6913
    @bobbymillion6913 7 месяцев назад +1

    She is so beautiful 😂😂😂

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nice hair and outfit. The monologue portion is fine.

  • @nternetrat
    @nternetrat 7 месяцев назад +1

    great taylor giving me mommy issues with this entire look

  • @iamfiefo
    @iamfiefo 7 месяцев назад +2

    Love Taylor's new "I'm Sabrina Carpenter" look!

  • @heatherrules9093
    @heatherrules9093 7 месяцев назад +2

    Taylor is looking 🔥

  • @hander929
    @hander929 7 месяцев назад

    Okaaaaaaaay hair! I see you! you keep slaying like that and I'll have to call you Buffy.

  • @ZachsMind
    @ZachsMind 2 месяца назад +1

    To those who compliment Taylor's appearance in this video and After Midnight in general..? You may also wanna give a shout out to the team of talented individuals who choose her costumes and do her make up and hair. She doesn't just climb out of bed and immediately look immaculate. She was hired because she's great at comedy and knows how to entertain. She also has a natural beauty about her, but that only goes so far with the camera. There's easily a half dozen or so people who fancy her up before she gets in front of those lights. Keep in mind this is not just a girl thing. You don't know this, but all the boys on late night TV have teams too. We just never see them. The unsung heroes.

  • @0o0ification
    @0o0ification 7 месяцев назад

    Impose away! Consistently getting a full flavor helping of sasstacular reality and from this lovely host, with no trouble finding the chicken mixed in.

  • @Moongal96
    @Moongal96 7 месяцев назад +2

    hair-down taylor?? I barely recognize her.
    But in all seriousness, I LOVE her outfit!!!! and her hair!!

  • @brickblums
    @brickblums 7 месяцев назад +1

    Free range Pomeranians?! Now, I want to go to LA to pick up a pup

  • @mikesell123
    @mikesell123 7 месяцев назад +1

    I got a sweetwater music ad during this video! I'm not against it, just documenting that as a musician of 20+ years this is the first ad from yt that actually makes sense to me

  • @boomerang8909
    @boomerang8909 7 месяцев назад +2

    9:21 This episode is SO recent!

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 7 месяцев назад

    gil scott heron joke was chef's kiss

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 7 месяцев назад +2

    You're there when you order it. If there's no chicken, that's on you. If you don't like the portions, speak up. Stop wasting your money on food-delivery apps and be present. 😂

  • @thezone6960
    @thezone6960 7 месяцев назад +11

    Love Taylor's new hair. Giggity.

  • @joebushdotnet
    @joebushdotnet 7 месяцев назад

    I watched this show on CBS last night, really fun!!

  • @jv-lk7bc
    @jv-lk7bc 3 месяца назад

    9:23 I thought Taylor was going to say "we don't use that word here ..the T-word. "

  • @YouHadMeAtMoonPie
    @YouHadMeAtMoonPie 7 месяцев назад

    I thought the squeaky guinea pig was just beatboxing Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit”

  • @humanperson8061
    @humanperson8061 7 месяцев назад +2

    Taylor looks beautiful!

  • @jv-lk7bc
    @jv-lk7bc 2 месяца назад

    the Skellington Look [aka the After Midnight before Christmas] is max rizz.

  • @paulburton8671
    @paulburton8671 7 месяцев назад +1

    My word Taylor looks amazing! Wow…. Side note, when I see a guy as spray-tanned as Jack I can’t help think if he’s tanned everywhere or if he looks like a tic-tac stuck onto a kit-kat

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 7 месяцев назад

    I almost always know what my cat is thinking. Typically, “Feed me,” “Pet me,” or “It’s time to take a nap.”

  • @Anzy.99
    @Anzy.99 7 месяцев назад

    damn the hair looks AMAZING

  • @lgran79
    @lgran79 7 месяцев назад

    Good luck future generations😂😂😂

  • @Wuptidoo
    @Wuptidoo 7 месяцев назад +5

    Lingerie and a blazer, only Taylor can pull off that look 😎

  • @jakeshapiro389
    @jakeshapiro389 7 месяцев назад

    god i love this show

  • @pierfrancescocosta6336
    @pierfrancescocosta6336 7 месяцев назад

    I think you all lost the occasion to say "That kid is the real Baby Boss!" 😅

  • @JeffSchall
    @JeffSchall 7 месяцев назад +8

    Can we just talk about Taylor's hair? Fire. But is it just being worn down or is there something more INSIDIOUS? Like, is she kowtowing to BIG WIG and wearing hair pieces to make her hair look longer? Hmmm? #TaySlaysTheFlay #JustKiddingIdEvenLoveHerBald

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 7 месяцев назад +1

      #HashtagsThatWentJustALittleTooFar

  • @nikandthepartz
    @nikandthepartz 7 месяцев назад +1

    It’s about damn time

  • @krudmonger
    @krudmonger 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Chipotle at home"? Yeah, that's just called mexican food. If you make some stir fry at home, you wouldn't suddenly go "We have Panda Express at home!"

  • @kenshinjenna
    @kenshinjenna 7 месяцев назад

    E. Coli is- like, allergu season. No one's gonna cancel anyone over it

  • @davidsachs4883
    @davidsachs4883 7 месяцев назад +3

    Daughter likes Moes, so we go once, most weeks. I know when I see who’s making the burrito if it will be a bigger or smaller meal.

  • @jazzanarchy
    @jazzanarchy 7 месяцев назад +3

    I’m new here. Does Taylor have a new hairstyle?

  • @shibasurfing
    @shibasurfing 6 месяцев назад

    Love the show! I don’t watch TV though so I literally have the barest idea of who these panelists are. The first guy? Yeah I think I’ve seen some commercials with him in it? But it’s awfully presumptuous to say that “you know X from Y” when I’ve never even wanted to experience “Y”.
    ETA: y’all know you don’t HAVE to live in LA, right?

  • @Kelarys
    @Kelarys 3 месяца назад

    that's what guinea pigs sound like? It sounds like he was remixing a turntable

  • @theonetruekirk
    @theonetruekirk 7 месяцев назад

    The bite rankings were listed by state, not city.

  • @dillona1001
    @dillona1001 7 месяцев назад +2

    Taylor really woke up chose to *Mother*

  • @stevensedlak
    @stevensedlak 7 месяцев назад

    6:52 is that a baby Drew Carey???

  • @Wintersincla
    @Wintersincla 7 месяцев назад

    I know the points don’t matter but what did they cut out between the chipotle segment and the dog biting segment ??

  • @rubeng3
    @rubeng3 7 месяцев назад +2

    1:29 - 1:44 The state of the internet is just sad.

  • @digabledoug
    @digabledoug 7 месяцев назад +3

    Didn't Chipotle just say last month that they were reducing portion sizes because of the price of meat? All this negative press and reviews was so worth that cost saving. 😐

  • @roadrider_2771
    @roadrider_2771 7 месяцев назад +2

    Taylor…wow 😍🥵❤️‍🔥

  • @williamreilly2567
    @williamreilly2567 7 месяцев назад +1

    Can't decide what I think of her new look cuz Taylor just aint Taylor without her ponytail!

  • @Zakkrifice
    @Zakkrifice 7 месяцев назад +1

    Is that.......John Olivers doctor that has fallen off a surf board in the Alex Jones episode?

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 7 месяцев назад

    She got those micro plastics directly from my...
    Watch one of Colbert's "Meanwhile" sketches about micro plastics.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 7 месяцев назад +1

      I can't wait for you to remove all of the unnecessary hard returns in your comment so that I can finish reading it.

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster 7 месяцев назад

      @@r0bw00d Watch one of Colbert's "Meanwhile" sketches about micro plastics.
      I'd I post a link, but chances are this comment would be deleted.

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 7 месяцев назад +1

    Taylor… hair down??!! Finally!! Bc we all just super judge women!! 😤

  • @julianyc422
    @julianyc422 7 месяцев назад

    Notice Chipole is on the ProTrump Finance guys show.

  • @timothypenwell2487
    @timothypenwell2487 7 месяцев назад

    So fine❤

  • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
    @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 7 месяцев назад

    Heeeere's Badgey! (Definitely wouldn't want to introduce him with a reference to something Paramount owns or anything...)

  • @BobLHedd
    @BobLHedd 7 месяцев назад

    Will Jack be starring as George in the upcoming, "Jetsons," live action?

  • @boomerang8909
    @boomerang8909 7 месяцев назад

    5:39 California, the most sports teams WITHOUT a major league championship.

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 7 месяцев назад

    How funny, I just bought a burrito yesterday, and the bag was about 20% empty.

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 7 месяцев назад +1

    Everyone is talking about Taylor's hair and not about the BRA.

  • @depleteduraniumcowboy3516
    @depleteduraniumcowboy3516 7 месяцев назад +7

    CostCo roasted chicken with plain rice, is supper affordable.

  • @will9001asd
    @will9001asd 5 месяцев назад +1

    That little boy looks like he's going through a second divorce

  • @melbournewolf
    @melbournewolf 7 месяцев назад

    I nearly dropped my phone

  • @rehnaanliker5931
    @rehnaanliker5931 7 месяцев назад +1

    Since when is Taylor bi?! Good for her

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa 7 месяцев назад +1

    So Taylor is actually bisexual? I thought that was just a bit in her new special!

  • @davidcashin1894
    @davidcashin1894 7 месяцев назад

    We quit Chipotle after the first eccoli bit, and the second and third just reinforced our decision. Sorry it was good while it lasted.

  • @wilfredignorance3189
    @wilfredignorance3189 7 месяцев назад

    LA number 1: Most Kansan's who ride the bus.

  • @NeonMosfet
    @NeonMosfet 7 месяцев назад

    Will you still love me in the morning, will ya will ya will ya?!

  • @aualga
    @aualga 7 месяцев назад +1

    1. I like the new look, Taylor! It works for you!
    2. So Taylor really is bisexual?