That was funny and the fact that you came up with that quickly means you're funnier than any of the people on this panel. I just found out they all get these questions in advance and get to write jokes ..
I agree. Of course she was a standup comedian before CBS gave her the show, I’m glad they’re letting her shine doing what she’s good at. She’s just so cool, likable and funny
After Taylor said the joke about twins, that, "YEAH!" really sounded like someone with a long-withheld contempt for twins finally getting some catharsis 💀
Thx @fter midnight for introducing Chris Fleming to me! Didn't know i needed him in my life or even know of him before, but he kills it every time he's on.
What a fun panel! Chris is wonderfully funny, even though he is stuck behind a podium instead of his preferred environment of pacing incessantly and discovering new yoga poses while holding a microphone
@@angelaglaros My Christmas gifts from one Great-Aunt & Great-Uncle were always wrapped in the "funnies." (That's what we called the comics section that comes in every Sunday newspaper, for you Gen Alpha's who've never read a newspaper.)
Wanna know what it's actually called?? Bc we spent a whole 20 minutes on it in my German class. Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. Not kidding. I love compound nouns.
@@norajackson6717 I was looking for that comment. XD Not that egg guillotine isn't the perfect word for that thing but how would you translate this monstrosity of a noun? :D
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = egg decapitator. Breaking it down: Eierschalen = eggshells Sollbruchstellen = breaking point Versursacher = causer Breaking it down further: Eier = eggs Schalen = shells Soll = should Bruch = break Stellen = place Ver = en- Ur = origin Sache = thing German is an engineer's language.
lmao i actual see the girl with the janky laptop cord a lot on my fyp, usually i like her stuff but people were definitely in the comments telling her it was a fire hazard.
Underconsumption Core? That's commonplace poor. Torn towels? That was our usual rags, used as washcloths. Homemade dry shampoo? I've never needed dry shampoo, but we've setup methods to collect the remainder shampoo to be mix together. Hand-me-down furniture? I don't remember every buying new furniture.
I can live surprisingly well off this society's garbage! People often say, Wow, I love your place!!" ,my response, "Thanks its all garbage" lol Long live the FREE box!!!
I’m German so there’s already an egg guillotine in my kitchen but honestly more often than not it’s more convenient to peel/crack an egg normally than to go get it
@karendinkel9040 yea there making a movie which should be out within a year. I know the prophecy is full filled with 6 seasons and a movie, but if we could just get them to do 1 more season cause season 6 was not the way to end it.
4:20 - Actually, electrical tape works fine to insulate torn cables (especially when it's a minor tear). Does it look ghetto AF? Yeah. But does it save you money? Also, yeah. 60 feet of 3/4 inch electrical tape is $0.88 at Walmart. 🤓
That's only true in the case where a single conductor has been exposed. If two different conductors are exposed, wrapping them together in tape is a way to close the circuit. I mean, you can still repair it, but at that point you should wrap each conductor separately.
I mean, 2/3 of those under-consumption videos looked alright. My family uses chopped up old towels and hand-me-downs, but... how do you make your own dry shampoo?
Omg. The thing that takes the top of the eggshell of has the crasiest name. It is called " Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher" . I don't use it but I just love it's name even if it is unessesary long and kinda stupid. Greetings from Germany.
...which probably translates to 'metal ball drops down a rod and cracks egg perfectly every time". (I've heard German just strings a bunch of words together )
@@itoobable'Eggshell predetermined breaking point causer' would be the litteral translation. Yeah, long german words essentially are just nouns strung together, we just leave the space away between them. Other than that it's basically the same as in english.
Taylor's new hand motion for introducing guests means that someone told her to change it. And like, I'm not trying to start a flame war, but I liked the old way. :( Edit: lol I typed that out after seeing the first two hand motions, but now I've seen the third and don't know what to think. Love that third one Taylor!
The published points for the tour cover the area between Oxnard and Toronto. It's not exactly world-spanning but maybe she just hates long distance flights.
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Chris Fleming looks like Weird Al is playing Daniel Radcliffe
OMG, that's exactly what he looks like!
🙏 thank you for this comment
That was funny and the fact that you came up with that quickly means you're funnier than any of the people on this panel. I just found out they all get these questions in advance and get to write jokes ..
I wonder what it would look like if Daniel Radcliffe played Weird Al
😂
Wow. Taylor’s monologues keep getting better and better.
I agree. Of course she was a standup comedian before CBS gave her the show, I’m glad they’re letting her shine doing what she’s good at. She’s just so cool, likable and funny
Shout out to her monologue writer, past guest Sophie Buddle!
I figured she's grow into it.
After Taylor said the joke about twins, that, "YEAH!" really sounded like someone with a long-withheld contempt for twins finally getting some catharsis 💀
I clicked for Chris Flemming and also got Gillian Jacobs and ALASKA?!?!!?!
RIGHT?? Why hasn't this been on my algorithm sooner?
Im a Alaska sun, Gillian moon, Chris Rising.
I came to the comments to say the same thing LOL
Right like ALASKA HELLO??
this lineup is the little treat that’s holding my week together
Same
Alaska coming out and using *every last bit* of that camera time, that's how it's done
I saw Chris Fleming and clicked so fast 😊 this monologue was the best btw
Which audience member was getting REALLY enthusiastic about killing one property brother every hour 😂 -
YEAH!
Thx @fter midnight for introducing Chris Fleming to me! Didn't know i needed him in my life or even know of him before, but he kills it every time he's on.
My life is divided into two parts: Before Chris and After Chris
@ChrisFlemming is a delight!
Watch him on Lovett or Leave It! He is awesome, always.
Girl, you need to watch his Gayle series.
It is a work of deeply weird art
@@parkerhicks3920 Yes, everyone needs to see his Gayle Waters Waters series
I can’t believe I just saw a message to buy less on a corporate media channel but I’m thankful and glad it happened 😅
What a fun panel! Chris is wonderfully funny, even though he is stuck behind a podium instead of his preferred environment of pacing incessantly and discovering new yoga poses while holding a microphone
Chris making Taylor laugh the most is so sweet ❤
"Taylor, did you buy too many yachts again?" Nah we all know she spent all her money on various items worn by Hugh Jackman XD
My security question for @Taylor_Tomlinson: "What have you been putting in your glove box?"
Lol! Or american girl dolls!
CHRIS FLEMING? Another winning choice
i love it when alaska’s full drag name is censored because she’s on tv.
for those who don’t know, her drag name is Alaska Thunderf*** 5000
THIS is how I'm finding out Alaska Thunderfuck's SFW show surname is "5000" 😭😭????
I think she's been using that one for a while actually, no idea where it came from
It was at the end of her name originally I think no? Part of being an alien?
Yeah, her whole name is Alaska thunderfuck 5000. I do like that katya calls her Alaska thunderfun.
@@swiftlymurmurs i think 5000 was bc she named her drag daughter Petunia Bonapart 5000 and she liked the 5000, so she added it to her name too
Craig Ferguson must be proud that someone still mocks CBS any chance they get
god I hope he's a guest on here one of these days
CBS CARES
Get Craig as a guest please!
@@tiffanyygraceWhen he was a guest on the old @ midnight, I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack
Craig, Josh Robert Thompson, and Thomas Lennon.
Taylor is going CRAZY with the points these days honestly
Chris is a gift to humanity
This guest line up feels like ya'll spied on my algorithm - I'm not complaining!
Dry shampoo aside, 'under consumption core' is just living like my grandparents did
Right? My grandma cut up her junk mail for grocery lists.
Gen X called it DIY.
Do It Yourself. its a way of life.
@@angelaglaros My Christmas gifts from one Great-Aunt & Great-Uncle were always wrapped in the "funnies."
(That's what we called the comics section that comes in every Sunday newspaper, for you Gen Alpha's who've never read a newspaper.)
It’s how I live now, as I live on a low income.
So glad they rebranded “poor” to ✨underconsumption-core✨
You don't have to be poor to opt out of buying bullshit
frrrrrr, been doing it my whole life apparently
Really hope the show progresses to WWE style walkouts to introduce the panelists
I was like "Who's Alaska 5000?"
ma'am, that's Aladka Thunderfuck
technically her full name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 but obvi the Thunderfuck part isn't safe for live tv so usually they take it out
Egg guillotine is my new favorite word😂😂😂😂😂
it FAILED horribly, the White was still attached to the shell, wtf ?!@
Wanna know what it's actually called?? Bc we spent a whole 20 minutes on it in my German class.
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.
Not kidding. I love compound nouns.
@@norajackson6717 I love you for sharing another one for the collection!
@@norajackson6717 I was looking for that comment. XD
Not that egg guillotine isn't the perfect word for that thing but how would you translate this monstrosity of a noun? :D
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = egg decapitator.
Breaking it down:
Eierschalen = eggshells
Sollbruchstellen = breaking point
Versursacher = causer
Breaking it down further:
Eier = eggs
Schalen = shells
Soll = should
Bruch = break
Stellen = place
Ver = en-
Ur = origin
Sache = thing
German is an engineer's language.
Totally nailing it, Taylor (and guests)!
Gillian is back 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
I like how Taylor has started dishing out the points like they don't matter...
to remind us they don't matter.
Join the Church of Stop Competing
They kind of matter. They're mainly for entertainment.
@@AdrianColley It was a Whose Line reference.
lmao i actual see the girl with the janky laptop cord a lot on my fyp, usually i like her stuff but people were definitely in the comments telling her it was a fire hazard.
this is such a powerful gay lineup god bless
Chris! Chris is back!
I LOVE that this show is very, YES AND...!!
Chris never disappoints
Gillian is the cutest Santa elf ever!
We’re not breaking up, I’m just exploring my solo phase.
Dream comedian line up omg alaskaaaaaaaaaaa
you need to get out more
The point inflation on this show is incredible.
Underconsumption Core? That's commonplace poor. Torn towels? That was our usual rags, used as washcloths. Homemade dry shampoo? I've never needed dry shampoo, but we've setup methods to collect the remainder shampoo to be mix together. Hand-me-down furniture? I don't remember every buying new furniture.
I can live surprisingly well off this society's garbage! People often say, Wow, I love your place!!" ,my response, "Thanks its all garbage" lol Long live the FREE box!!!
i love it when rugirls get on the show
Lol. Watching on RUclips and I NEED two Taylors.
Gillian so nailed the influencer.
Chris Fleming makes me want to listen to REO Speedwagon again
Those shorts are the best prize so far
Chris was clearly doing a Kiwi accent, just to test y'all and ya FAILED!
omg it finally happened chris fleming and taylor tomlinson on the same stage
Amazing lineup ❤😂
Gillian looks like Christmas in July 🌲
I got a Christmas time for me! I got a Christmas time for a tree!
Couldn’t tell what that skincare was, but everyone needs a cleanser and sunscreen so impossible to have just one product.
Dream blunt rotation oh my god
Chris Fleming, Alaska, Gillian, and a tweet by Adam? I love it
I’m German so there’s already an egg guillotine in my kitchen but honestly more often than not it’s more convenient to peel/crack an egg normally than to go get it
INSANE cast
I wish gen z stopped adding “core” to things that already exist and thinking they invented a whole new thing.
What? It's just them nailing coincore.
Oh, Brittas in this. 🙄
I can't wait for the community movie 😍.
#7seasonsandamovie
*_pizza pizza go in tummy me so hungy me so hungy_*
Is there a movie??
@karendinkel9040 yea there making a movie which should be out within a year. I know the prophecy is full filled with 6 seasons and a movie, but if we could just get them to do 1 more season cause season 6 was not the way to end it.
"That was Australian?" is going to keep Chris awake at 2am for the rest of his life 😂
this might be the best dressed cast on a talkshow EVER
Loving these Taylor monologues!
I liked the monologue but it also gave me strong Ellen vibes, this is exactly the kind of thing she would have started her show with
God, wasn’t expecting Adam here.
4:20 - Actually, electrical tape works fine to insulate torn cables (especially when it's a minor tear). Does it look ghetto AF? Yeah. But does it save you money? Also, yeah. 60 feet of 3/4 inch electrical tape is $0.88 at Walmart. 🤓
That's only true in the case where a single conductor has been exposed. If two different conductors are exposed, wrapping them together in tape is a way to close the circuit.
I mean, you can still repair it, but at that point you should wrap each conductor separately.
@@AdrianColley Well, duh, yeah, of course... Pshaw! lol
How I know Taylor has never seen Community is that she doesn't fangirl over Gillian Jacobs
Aww; a racoon with a stethoscope.
Gillian looks like she’s about to perform in Riversance
If you want me to click on a video it's pretty easy, just put Chris Fleming in the thumbnail.
It's actually Alaska Thunderf*ck 5000 but the Thunderf*ck is silent here on youtube.
you call it an egg guillotine, I call it an eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher, tomayto tomahto
I was waiting for the girl in the video to say the correct name - alas... ;-)
That’s called being poor. I’m really good at it.
Gillian! ❤
So glad the public is finally being exposed to Chris. Truely the Chappell Roan of Comedians.
Taylor’s got a really heavy hand on the points button tonight. But I don’t think Gillian is getting her fair share.
I mean, 2/3 of those under-consumption videos looked alright. My family uses chopped up old towels and hand-me-downs, but... how do you make your own dry shampoo?
Best lineup ❤
Omg is that a MagSafe adapter? She probably couldn’t get a replacement, those are ancient 😂
I will watch anything that includes Chris Fleming
I NEED THE EGG GUILLOTINE
I have one, it's awesome, and I'm thrilled to see it on this show.
Damn! Knives are out LOL Sharp AF 🔪
Chris Fleming is watching sustainableme 😂
SymphonyCore: The music kids in your school will say, "I'm felling so mezzo today." or, "Just put a fermata on that thought." or, "ritardando my man!"
Shoutout to the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
Oops, I follow that woman with the old charging cord
Report back to us when she starts recording from a new home with a look of regret.
Yay Alaska!!!
liking for that cropped jacket
OH BRITTAS IN THIS?
Omg. The thing that takes the top of the eggshell of has the crasiest name. It is called " Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher" .
I don't use it but I just love it's name even if it is unessesary long and kinda stupid.
Greetings from Germany.
Say what you will, I preferred Taylor Tea before they changed the recipe 🤷
I'm here for Chris Fleming and Chris Fleming only, I do not know a single other person including the host
In germany we call the egg thing "Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher" xD
...which probably translates to 'metal ball drops down a rod and cracks egg perfectly every time". (I've heard German just strings a bunch of words together )
@@itoobable'Eggshell predetermined breaking point causer' would be the litteral translation.
Yeah, long german words essentially are just nouns strung together, we just leave the space away between them. Other than that it's basically the same as in english.
@@KityKatKiller omg, that is WAY better than i imagined hahaha thanks for sharing! language is awesome :)
Taylor's new hand motion for introducing guests means that someone told her to change it. And like, I'm not trying to start a flame war, but I liked the old way. :(
Edit: lol I typed that out after seeing the first two hand motions, but now I've seen the third and don't know what to think. Love that third one Taylor!
Or... Maybe she just decided to change it up. Because that's normal.
Love the third one? Didn’t she do the same thing for each of them? I'm lost
What is that gd material of that suit, is it actually made of felt?
That's my husband when a new WoW expansion comes out
BRITTA FOR THE WINNNN
I need a pair Joosi shorts. Google, please do your thing and start showing me some targeted ads
oh shoot her tour's going to Oxnard!!
The published points for the tour cover the area between Oxnard and Toronto. It's not exactly world-spanning but maybe she just hates long distance flights.
As much as I hate to say it, the word on those shorts is pronounce "jussy", exactly as you'd imagine.
So long as it doesn't say "Smoulet" on the other side, I think it's OK.
GAYLE WATERS-WATERS!
Makeup drawer and pantsuit wardrobe aren't goals for me. That raccoon is.
8:30 Sly Cooper has really let himself go after his movie and 5th game got cancelled.
It's Alaska Thunderfuck 5000!
That’s different!!!
When do we get a tournament of champions?