Chris’ greatest strength as a comedian is how oddly specific his similes are but you still always understand what he’s talking about. Leading to such memorable phrases such as “preteen girl at her bat mitzvah disassociating doing Greased Lightning choreography” and “chihuahua at a parade”
my sister played this on the drive home last night and i was laughing so hard that i very nearly crashed my car. i didn't though, i just threw up out the window instead. thank you chris fleming i love you.
Thank you for sharing that because I also just threw up from laughing at this. I’m getting over a cough and I laughed so hard I cough barfed. It’s a first for me.
Chris has taught me that in order to establish true dominance over your audience you hover over them carried by three large men shouting, "I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT!!!"
seen it a million times and im still never gonna be over "YOU NEED TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!" and chris proceeding to scramble around like a drunk/confused gazelle that has to piss
I saw Chris in December 2016 Chicago. I hope Netflix picks him up for a series or a stand up special!! He’s so original and his comedy delivery is pure genius; punchlines and observations are always spot on. We have a local Korean Spa here, I love going and will usually invite friends and I always try to prep them as much as possible regarding the nudity so they aren’t caught off guard, but even if prepped, its a unique setup. See you next time you’re in Chicago Chris!
This last line has been stuck in my head for days, and so my inner monologue is simply, "I know its for baaaabieees s but I NEeD It." and no one else around me can hear the terror track that is just going through my head. all they can hear is me chuckling to myself as I am haunted by this line over and over it plays.
i'm not usually a big fan of overly physical stand-up but that denouement was such a great example of something that is only possible in a live stand-up context; so good
i’m obsessed with his videos. it’s bad. i can word for word recite every one of his non gayle videos. and i’ve watched gayle so so many times. i love you so so much chris❤️
*spongebob staring intensely at the water in the flower vase* 👁️👁️💧 “I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTT” Patrick in the background: PINKYY - PINKYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The advert popped up just as he started doing the “i know it’s for babies” bit and I have never been more grateful because it gave me a chance to breathe/recover etc
Its dog-whistle transphobia and biphobia when someone says that Queer is a slur or cant be used by Cis people. Chris has said he is Bi, therefore is able to use "Queer" as a label.
The word gay doesn't always mean gay either. Also, I refuse to say cishet which automatically labels you as the type of person I don't like. Mainly the type of person who is angry and hasn't figured out quite who they are yet, but has reached adulthood.
as a twin he's exactly right about the sister comments. i don't think my parents have ever felt needed while looking at the two of us since we stopped wearing diapers.
I don't need to see another Tom Segura or Iliza Shlesinger special. Can someone at Netflix just give Fleming a contract and a trash can full of cash already?
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"My self esteem-" *IMMEDIATE LAUGHTER*
...I feel like the entire audience just burned him
ScarletNekolita I felt like that to
I feel like he paused to sort of prompt that response from the audience as part of the joke
Gets on the mic, " Ahem....
My life."
I feel like there is no audience and he dubs it in.
i mean his entire stand-up act is basically recalling all of the horrible embarrassing shit he's done over the years so
I’m so glad you’re real and not a figment of my imagination.
Bold of you to assume he's real
Pseudonymous Being I thought it was Luna that said that
@@ediesongbird3163
Nah it was Dumbybore who said it after Hairy Petal died.
I’m not so sure
I love this because I JUST saw him perform and I am still asking myself if it actually happened. Experiencing this live brings only more questions.
chris fleming has spoiled me for any other comedian
nicolegend same
Seriously, same
100% agree!!
Try Maria Bamford
lewis black, maria bamford, and chris fleming. the trifecta of transcendent comedy
i love that when he said he had a girlfriend he casually did his own spit take on behalf of the audience lol
@@ideapressproductions1864 what music?
@@ideapressproductions1864 I read the comment and didnt even realize it is them omg it's been so long ;w;
I immediately assumed he meant female friend until he repeated it more, im rlly dense 😂 idk why I never thought he was bi
@@endeavor1664 i always assumed he was bi, he gives off ‘woman loving’ vibes
@@sainttheresetaylor2054 he’s just genderfucky enough to make attraction to any gender seem appropriately fruity 😂
Chris’ greatest strength as a comedian is how oddly specific his similes are but you still always understand what he’s talking about. Leading to such memorable phrases such as “preteen girl at her bat mitzvah disassociating doing Greased Lightning choreography” and “chihuahua at a parade”
SELF ESTEEM TOWER OF TERROR
hi ty
Ty, holy shit! I didn’t know you watched Chris
Yoooo Ty Turner is a fan of Chris?!!
The tower of terror was so scary lmao
My dad stans my other dad. Bless 🙌
i knOW IT'Š FOR *BABIES* būt Į ñëĖD *ÎT*
"Translate to English" 😂😂😂
the cats joke is one of the best of all time and it's just a throwaway gag
I KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOW ITS FOR BABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTT
Perfectly sized words. You did it!
my sister played this on the drive home last night and i was laughing so hard that i very nearly crashed my car. i didn't though, i just threw up out the window instead. thank you chris fleming i love you.
Thank you for sharing that because I also just threw up from laughing at this. I’m getting over a cough and I laughed so hard I cough barfed. It’s a first for me.
@@jessicav8935
So I gather that exposure to Fleming is officially a medical epidemic.
phelgming
Chris has taught me that in order to establish true dominance over your audience you hover over them carried by three large men shouting, "I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT!!!"
Sometimes they say to imagine the crowd nude, but he made the entire crowd imagine him nude.
The u l t i m a t e p o w e r m o v e
“Popping out with the “YITS BEEN” attitude” omg that was PERFECT
is that the first line of One Week by Barenaked Ladies...or is it just me?
"On the way to the DMV to change my occupation to 'queer icon'" holy shit his self awareness is off the charts.... how does he know!!!
How would he not
"t h o s e s h i r t s a r e f o r b a b i e s"
im cryign
I'm HERE for the progressivly larger crowds in each new stand-up video
YES SOMETIMES I'LL EAT SUSHI!
What is that video??? I can't find It??????? Thanxx
PrettyPinkPeacock his "Am I a man?" video
hhhhadadadadadadada
“My self-esteem”
*laughs*
Netflix special when?
Marlee O'Hara that would be amazing
Marlee O'Hara Just what I was thinking. He has been doing this for too long to have such a small reach.
Marlee O'Hara WORD. Netflix really does need to pick up both Chris & Gayle. 😂
my petition to netflix will be titled '' i know it's for babies, but i need it ''
PLEASE HE NEEDS TO GRACE US WITH A SPECIAL
"I know it's for babies, but I need it"- my nearly inexistent libido screaming SpongeBob dehydrated style inside my brain when I look at boobs
I love your relationship to your masculinity and also your comedy is next level
What does that even mean?
p0llenp0ny If you put a form in front of Chris asking them to pick a gender, they’d check off “maybe”.
"Relax okay, I know when I'm being gaslit." 😂😂😂
"Wow that sounded gorgeous"
You always do.
I am incredibly impressed with the agility and flexibility he shows when looking like a startled baby deer fresh from the womb at 5:54
"Old woman pushing a grocery cart with a coyote.."
Omg I'm screaming 😂😂😂💀💀
business man on a plane talking about his diet = profoundly underrated bit
seen it a million times and im still never gonna be over
"YOU NEED TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!" and chris proceeding to scramble around like a drunk/confused gazelle that has to piss
I relate to the Self Esteem Tower Of Terror
I saw Chris in December 2016 Chicago. I hope Netflix picks him up for a series or a stand up special!! He’s so original and his comedy delivery is pure genius; punchlines and observations are always spot on. We have a local Korean Spa here, I love going and will usually invite friends and I always try to prep them as much as possible regarding the nudity so they aren’t caught off guard, but even if prepped, its a unique setup. See you next time you’re in Chicago Chris!
This last line has been stuck in my head for days, and so my inner monologue is simply, "I know its for baaaabieees s but I NEeD It." and no one else around me can hear the terror track that is just going through my head. all they can hear is me chuckling to myself as I am haunted by this line over and over it plays.
i'm not usually a big fan of overly physical stand-up but that denouement was such a great example of something that is only possible in a live stand-up context; so good
i’m obsessed with his videos. it’s bad. i can word for word recite every one of his non gayle videos. and i’ve watched gayle so so many times. i love you so so much chris❤️
nice icon
I've sent this to everyone I'm friends with I have shed actual tears over this
next 👏 level 👏 comedy👏
foxymulder nobody like this comment. It's the perfect number of likes already
I fucking love how animated Chris is. And this video is knock-out funny, as usual. Waiting on a Netflix special or Comedy Central show, dude...
Now streaming on peacock, just incredibly on brand
American girl doll sized small
Someone give this man a Netflix special already
"I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING GASLIT" so good lol
omg i've been quoting this so much ever since i saw your show last year love u chris
same! my sisters & i will always scream "i know it's for babies!"
that makes me so happy to hear hahaha
I have never related to anything more than his Amy Adams in Arrival metaphor when it comes to my social interactions😂
he's the only comedian who makes me cry from laughing....😂😂😂 Long live Chris Fleming!
he sounds like spongebob in that one episode like
*but i nEEEEEEEDD IIITTTT*
*spongebob staring intensely at the water in the flower vase* 👁️👁️💧 “I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTT”
Patrick in the background: PINKYY - PINKYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost fucking SOBBED laughing at this. My entire body is so warm, I am laughing so hard, I cannot,,
I'm really concerned for whoever disliked this. . .
honestly
they didn't think he needed it
Didn't even crack a smile. Must be women humor.
@@p0llenp0ny haha "women humor" did you come up with that yourself? that's fucking hilarious, you should really consider stand up.
WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER, SING A LITTLE LOUDERRRR
I feel like Chris' senior superlative would be "Most likely to play Egon Venkman"
The advert popped up just as he started doing the “i know it’s for babies” bit and I have never been more grateful because it gave me a chance to breathe/recover etc
Chris tortuously trying to put on the baby shirt is me trying to get my binder on in the morning
Oof yep
I haven't laughed so heartily in a long-ass time thanks Chris
When you said girlfriend sister i become the meme doing math lady
sarahf42 gayle’s daughter is Chris’ girlfriend
Carrie Louise WHATTTTTT
Nazaré, a brazilian actress
Honestly they're couple goals. You should check out the Kickstarters they did for Gayle, they were so cute. ❤️❤️
This isn’t right this isn’t connecting for me
Long curly hair has never looked so good on a man before
Don't let Mister Al catch you saying that
Dude, Dan Avidan
Brian may lol
Brian May might disagree lmao
Brian may has entered the chat
it's funny seeing some people get confused, chris is queer but nobody ever said chris was gay; that word definitely doesn't always just mean gay
Queer just means queer. Not cishet. Basically. It’s different for everyone.
Its dog-whistle transphobia and biphobia when someone says that Queer is a slur or cant be used by Cis people. Chris has said he is Bi, therefore is able to use "Queer" as a label.
@Cke Iannsone Jesus christ, shut up. Is it that hard to not use a slur? Get over yourself already.
The word gay doesn't always mean gay either. Also, I refuse to say cishet which automatically labels you as the type of person I don't like. Mainly the type of person who is angry and hasn't figured out quite who they are yet, but has reached adulthood.
@@Throat_Spray He could still be bi/pan/etc, and we don't know whether he's cis or not unless he's said so.
as a twin he's exactly right about the sister comments. i don't think my parents have ever felt needed while looking at the two of us since we stopped wearing diapers.
The self-esteem Tower of Terror. This is too accurate not to become part of the common vernacular. I'm using it for sure.
God bless you Chris, you're such a great comedian, and can even do amazingly past Gayle.
I adore your humor!
Chris the way you put together metaphors just brings your comedy to a whole new level! Fantastic work!!
I LOVE THIS AND “I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT” wow yes thank u for these blessed words
“I kneaux it’s för bABIE!!!!?”
BUT I NYYYYYYYYYYD IIiiiiiIIiiiIiIT
I KNOW IT'S FOR BABIIIIIIIIIIIIES
William HuntingtonT aND NEEEEEEEEEED ITTT
nothing but respect for MY queer icon
I cried from laughing. The old lady with the coyote in her shopping cart got me.
This man is our generation's Robin Williams. Funny af and relevant too.
*i KnOw iT's fOr BaBiEs*
*But I nEeEeEeD iT*
The first three words told me i was going to love this
This should be trending...
Chris is legitimately a genius and a comedic icon. Every video I end up feeling high off laughter 👌✨
I just discovered Chris. He is hilarious.
The return of the businessman on the plane who will sometimes eat sushi!
As someone recovering from pneumonia I laughed so hard I think my lungs cleared 😂😂😂
I don't need to see another Tom Segura or Iliza Shlesinger special. Can someone at Netflix just give Fleming a contract and a trash can full of cash already?
YOU ARE A QUEER ICON
Chris you're my favourite comedian and when Contrapoints referenced this I cheered
SAME
I’ve watched this at least 5 times and I still CRY SO MANY TEARS laughing when he falls on the floor at “you need to put some clothes on”
Chris Fleming Bingo card item: "mentions amy adams in arrival or anything from arrival"
SO AMAZING. Stuck at the airport for a delay in the wee hours of the morning and this has brightened my day. Always love your work, Chris!
there are fuckking tears in my eyes
the pink leopard button up...... *italian chef kiss* magnifique
i clicked this notification so fast
Grace Ellis same
This is the funniest piece of standup comedy I’ve seen in a while
Definitely one of the most hilarious jokes of any comedy special that I have seen recently! Literally had me crying! You are a master!!!
*11 MINUTES OF CHRIS FLEMING*
*AND 32 SECONDS*
There’s an entires show if you didn’t know
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, I love Chris’s work 😹
this singlehandedly saved me from an oncoming nervous breakdown thanks chris youre my guardian angel
I need some fresh Chris Fleming! I wish I could erase my memory after I watch each of your videos so I could watch them all like new over and over.
Omg I love you plz bring back gayle
I have never wanted anything more than I want to see a live Chris Fleming show. I feel like it is one the many missing puzzle pieces to my soul.
I wish I could go see one of his shows so badly. I wish there was one in Minnesota. I love his comedy.
I already know that I’m going to be saying “I KNOWWWWW ITS FOR BAAAAAAABIESSSSS BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT” a lot now 😂
Genuinely have never felt so grateful that any human has deigned to share themselves with the rest of us.
I impatiently wait for every upload and they’re always phenomenal
this is the first thing that legitimately has made me both cry and almost piss my pants simultaneously in years
THAT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN
I can't breathe from laughing so hard... friggin hilarious! Thank you!
Lol your description of sisterhood is me and my sister exactly.
Too funny, Chris!
Chris on SNL???? Anyone???
Grace Hunziker oh no, he's far too good for that lol
It would be a career killer if he did that
SNL did not deserve Kyle Mooney
he's too gay for tv
I can't even express how hard this makes me laugh; I've watched it like three times and shown it to my family and friends
I needed some good comedy tonight. Thank you so much.
I cannot stop laughing, I cannot breathe, please tell my family I love them because I am not long for this world
Thank you, Chris! Sometimes I think I have forgotten how to laugh, but you always remind me. Cheers.
Man, I didn't realize how much I want to see you live until your tour was already over! I hope you do another one sometime!