Yeah, when you’re wearing what people in 1993 thought a women’s swimsuit would like in deep space, what does your wardrobe look like when that Fifth Element looking shit is not the height of your androgyny?
Ok *seriously* I gotta recommend listening to Chris Fleming talk about his clothes on a certain podcast. A Dutch lady makes most of his clothes. The rest are clothes for women. He goes into a lot of detail about what he wears and why- and his reasons are incredibly non-conformist in *the best way* possible. The podcast is Inside Conan: AN IMPORTANT HOLLYWOOD PODCAST #56 (Although I haven't listened to any episode but this one, it's folks who work behind the scenes on the Conan show. It _might_ be good? The intro gives me a headache, although the interviewers were fantastic when they got going). I only listened to this episode and it was a joy. Chris is _such_ a sweet person in the interview and it it was a pleasure to listen to.
I had to f**king replay that bit so much because I kept laughing so hard I couldn't f**king hear the story. If I had a time machine, even if I could only make one round trip...I'd go back in time to see this even unfold...and I...have made a lot of bad decisions in my life.
Comedians always try real hard to be relatable but Chris is the only one who understands that I too am often the woman someone brought from the woods and is deeply ill
@@perrilewis180 100% Borzoi! I'm surprised more people don't make this comparison. I can only assume the Borzoi breed isn't as well known as the others people tend to mention... BTW, this is totally a compliment. Borzois are energetic, graceful, and long and lanky yet uniquely beautiful, just like Chris. Additionally, they're often described as "regal" and "aristocratic" yet they're bred to HUNT FREAKING WOLVES, in the sense a Borzoi could catch and overpower a wolf by itself... that's just badass.
“That was the height of my androgyny,” says the person dressed in a matching orange bodysuit and bell bottom pants and metallic blue high heeled cowboy boots with his custom pink and gold fur coat hanging in the corner
The concept of Chris Fleming and Dane Cook meeting sounds like a plot point in some sort of Exorcist-type movie. Having gone through a Dane Cook phase when I was much younger and now being a gay, non-binary person who identifies more with the deeply broken lore of Star Wars than anything even vaguely resembling a bible, if I had heard this story without prior warning, the second the name "Dane Cook" left Chris's lips, I would've wailed like an Amityville psychic and collapsed dead on the floor.
being in a room with bill burr is one of my biggest fears as a generally dazed and confused bisexual. the thought of sneezing into the pleat of his khakis will be the fuel of my nightmares for the next several weeks.
He's a large.. and between 6'1 to 6'3... it's inconclusive. (I learned this from his recent video in which he sings the harrowing tale of the pushy woman on a plane.)
Chris going to meet “other comedians” as if he is simply a “comedian” and not a mystical creature whose physical manifestation takes the shape of an androgynous elf who plays the xylophone for Teagan & Sara and wears exclusively Teletubbies-inspired color schemes
I...don't know how to describe this accurately, but you made me laugh out both sides of my mouth, through my tongue. Like, you know how you're supposed to put your tongue on the roof of your mouth to fix an ice cream headache? Do that and then snicker out past it, and that's what your description made me do. Thank you, for that.
Upon seeing the title I immediately began wracking my brain trying to imagine scenarios wherein Chris and Dane Cook would run in circles close enough to facilitate a Super Bowl party invite, and then he mentioned Gary Gulman and nothing ever made quite so much sense.
these little moments like him kneeling on the stool for almost the entire bit just add the dash of surreal and dreamlike he needs to properly fulfill his role as a gay sandcastle but for real its really stunningly good comedy
At first I thought the sneeze was a fabrication because bill burr is wearing jeans but then i realized chris sneezed so hard on bill burr he had to change pants
I was at the taping of this performance... dressed as Yanni in the front row. I thought we had some pretty electric eye contact but I could be mistaken, maybe it was just static shock from my false mustache. Also, you made fun of my fianceé's hat, and she is deeply flattered. Much love, Katy (Yanni)
DEAR CHRIS : I LOVE THIS, AND I LOVE YOU, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IM COMMENTING ON A THING CUZ I NEVER DO THAT BUT THIS DESERVES A WRITTEN DEMOSTRATION OF LOVE. YOU MAKE ALL OF MY DAYS BETTER, AND I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
“A thousand sub shop owners” 🤣🤣 You are awesome Chris!! My brothers and I love to get together and binge Gayle episodes. We cry laugh over so many of the jokes, we hear new ones every time we rewatch it 💖
Insider tip: sorority girls for the school Clemson University buy bright orange bell bottoms that look like that, so if you just want the orange bell bottoms you can find them by looking up clemson bell bottoms.
Talk about the pinky ring Also omg Contrapoints referenced the self esteem tower of terror joke in her new video. The crossover I never knew I needed. LMAOOO at the salem witchcraft trial joke jfc u are wild
Now that I'm back in Hawai'i, whenever I play this video for people: NO ONE gets the Belle and Sebastian reference. I shouldn't be surprised, but I went to college in Portland, OR at a time when Belle and Sebastian were huge and *literally* inescapable so I'm still shocked when I encounter people who've never heard of them... and honestly somewhat jealous, because I was not a fan (no offense meant to the fans, they just weren't my thing). One big issue regarding the band continues to vex me: For many years in my life Belle and Sebastian were an _intensely_ important musical mainstay, and yet l have _the hardest time_ describing their sound to the uninitiated. I'll ask "Do you know what "twee" is?" and... blank stares. So I break down and play a damn song and... more blank stares 🤷🏻♀️ Of course these folks didn't spend 4yrs hearing _The Boy with the Arab Strap_ and _If You're Feeling Sinister_ on a daily basis (only a slight exaggeration, if that). But then, I do love Looper, Stuart David's side project, so I guess on some level... I appreciate Belle and Sebastian? Sorry and thank you for enduring my Belle and Sebastian Tedx talk.
Usually, upon hearing a story like this, I'd be cringing so hard from second hand embarrassment that I couldn't stand it. But I love hearing this story. Because it's so far beyond embarrassment. It's beyond disaster. It's just a train wreck, where all you can do is watch in terrified awe as it all plays out. We love you, Chris.
My sides already hurt, I’m almost in tears & he’s only gotten to the part where he’s on Bill Burr’s arm rest! I don’t know if I can even handle all of this! 😩😭
I spent a good half of the video listening but also wondering where exactly his hips were given the conflicting cuts of his unitard and his bell bottoms
I’ve been really sick the last few days and needed a good laugh. I kept watching stuff that made me nod and maybe chuckle. But your stuff keeps making me laugh out loud until I have a painful coughing fit, which is somehow what I really need. Thank you! Looking forward to your special now.
there is nothing more lovely than the writing exercises that are Chris Fleming’s RUclips comments. reading people trying to describe this bard disguised as a showpig draped in Ann Taylor’s finest is just as satisfying as watching the video itself.
I used to have severe SEVERE anxiety issues agoraphobia etc i can't begin to explain how much I relate to this. This is like the perception my anxiety adled brain would project to me of myself in any social situation.
Hi Chris! I just wanted you to know that I'm in the process of finishing my own long furby (she's only 2 feet long so she's not very long compared to most, but I digress). I've decided to name her after you! Her name is Chris Velcro Fleming, but I usually just refer to her as Velcro. Anyway, nice set!
I've spent the last two days binge-watching the entire Gayle series and various other bits from your channel, and I'm realizing now how desperately I need you to collab with Brian David Gilbert.
OH MY GOD. So if there’s one crossover I did not fucking anticipate it’s BILL FUCKING BURR and CHRIS FLEMING. Literally two of my favorite Comedians of all time but also oh my god. I never realized they’re both from Massachusetts. Irrelevant, anyway I am dying. I am literally dying of second-hand embarrassement, oh my god but this is fucking GREAT.
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This is the event that lead to Chris writing "I'm afraid to talk to men"
4:31 War flashbacks to the “power sneeze”
Gp
Is this a fact or a youtube comment joke I literally cant tell
@@nicenicenice9229 Joke. However, considering that the Patriots won in 2015, IATTTM was released in 2016, possibly.
@@emilyl5562 The tweet with the photo is from 2012.
i like how sometimes during this bit, if you really look at his eyes, he's still spiritually trapped in dane cook's house.
love the trauma tremor in his voice when he says ".... doesn't land"
😂😂😂
Having trauma flashbacks on stage
"oh good, the woman Gary brought from the woods is also DEEPLY ILL" I'm wheezing
So is the woman ;)
Would LOVE to hear more about Chris’s wardrobe if he doesn’t consider his current state as the height of his androgyny
Yeah, when you’re wearing what people in 1993 thought a women’s swimsuit would like in deep space, what does your wardrobe look like when that Fifth Element looking shit is not the height of your androgyny?
i love how he looks like a 50 year old wealthy woman look goals in the nineties but have the vibes of a squirming genderless worm! i just love him
Ok *seriously* I gotta recommend listening to Chris Fleming talk about his clothes on a certain podcast. A Dutch lady makes most of his clothes. The rest are clothes for women. He goes into a lot of detail about what he wears and why- and his reasons are incredibly non-conformist in *the best way* possible. The podcast is
Inside Conan: AN IMPORTANT HOLLYWOOD PODCAST #56 (Although I haven't listened to any episode but this one, it's folks who work behind the scenes on the Conan show. It _might_ be good? The intro gives me a headache, although the interviewers were fantastic when they got going). I only listened to this episode and it was a joy. Chris is _such_ a sweet person in the interview and it it was a pleasure to listen to.
@@MsFuzzipoo can you link the podcast?
@@MsFuzzipoo thank youuuuu
The idea of Chris Fleming sitting on Bill Burr’s armrest is hilarious.
2:38 LIKE A TOY BREED
I had to f**king replay that bit so much because I kept laughing so hard I couldn't f**king hear the story. If I had a time machine, even if I could only make one round trip...I'd go back in time to see this even unfold...and I...have made a lot of bad decisions in my life.
I audibly gasped and went "oh NO" when I heard the words "bill burr" lmao
Matthew Buchman PLEASE save me a seat in said time machine POST HASTE
I keep imagining the look Bill must have given Chris when it happened XD
“Sneezing in a sundress, into the pleat of a Massachusetts man. It feels almost like how the Salem Witchcraft Trials began” IM DEAD
it sounds like the start of a poem
Comedians always try real hard to be relatable but Chris is the only one who understands that I too am often the woman someone brought from the woods and is deeply ill
That's nice since no one wants to be that person.
@@MeltinJohnbut that’s the joke the majority of humans ARE freaks lol
Okay, well.. Idk if i should feel appreciated for being seen or go back to hide in a ditch in the forest somewhere lol.
@@erisunflower it’s all a lie
I spent the entirety of the Hip Slip™ thinking "This is a look, honey", not even realizing you didn't do it on purpose. What an icon.
Right?? I thought it was just a jumpsuit with cutouts 😂
"Ooh, a hip slip. If only I were that brave, Chris…" 😅
I'm gay and every lesbian i ever dated dressed exactly like chris
This is the kind of observation that made him write "Back in the Subaru"
You have good taste in women.
My lesbian aunt literally looks like him
I am a lesbian and I dress like Chris
i love how almost every gay, no matter their gender, dresses the same. solidarity
Chris: *has a wardrobe malfunction*
Audience: CHEERS
Wait wait wait, you’re telling me Chris Fleming is *not* a toy breed?
Obviously full Greyhound, not Whippet... they're lapdogs.
No, Chris is a bichon. This has been established.
He's more of a borzoi. Long and skinny but fluffy
to quote the bitch himself, “a cocker spaniel who’s bi at best”
@@perrilewis180 100% Borzoi! I'm surprised more people don't make this comparison. I can only assume the Borzoi breed isn't as well known as the others people tend to mention...
BTW, this is totally a compliment. Borzois are energetic, graceful, and long and lanky yet uniquely beautiful, just like Chris.
Additionally, they're often described as "regal" and "aristocratic" yet they're bred to HUNT FREAKING WOLVES, in the sense a Borzoi could catch and overpower a wolf by itself... that's just badass.
chris tells stories like this and i think “pfft sure that happened” then the photographic evidence comes out
I was the opposite! I believed it until I saw the photo. I’m a bit confused on the outfits described not matching the photo whatsoever.
Chris in that photo looks like me trying to dress heterosexual at a family gathering
I stared far longer at that hip slip trying to determine if it was white fabric or ice pale skin for. Longer than I’d like to admit
Tbh same 😅
That is definitely skin, keep up the superb fashion lol you’re great Chris!
The Hip Slip is the hottest new trend and as soon as the Plague has ceased I will be showing it off to all my pals.
6:34 ohhh that one got us, we thought he did that by choice 😂
same
“That was the height of my androgyny,” says the person dressed in a matching orange bodysuit and bell bottom pants and metallic blue high heeled cowboy boots with his custom pink and gold fur coat hanging in the corner
So apparently the Mayan calendar was just counting down to the catastrophic event of Chris sneezing on Bill Burr.
Pretty much
if you showed me that photo with chris cropped out and told me that those people were matchbox twenty I would believe you.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comment made me laugh so hard, my dogs got concerned.
He must have been so worried they'd find out he's "a giant flightless bird with a crush on Rob Thomas."
I want to hear Bill Burr's take on this situation now
RIGHT
I want that so badly
we the public need to know
WHEN DID HE NOTICE THE SNOT. The people want to know
He prolly just thought Chris was a weird gay guy
I love that in Chris’s head, he looked so feminine that he was wearing a sundress, when in reality he was wearing a nice sweater and a button up lmao
He was wearing a woman's cardigan, you just can't properly see it in the picture.
He's brilliant
i understand exactly how he felt though...i definitely have sundress days.
And the sundress morphed into a tankini. 😆
Is this where "I'm Afraid To Talk To Men" came from
Chris Fleming is the extroverted awkward confidence that lives in all of us. He's like a middle schooler who has adult money.
Orange jumpsuit hip slip is giving me LIFE rn
"Hip slip" is my new favorite term.
i thought it was part of the outfit UNTIL that moment
The long poodle is back to make us laugh
Long, toy poodle* 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Chris you are a witch i am enchanted
chris you're such a beacon of hope in this dark blue kayak that im perpetually stuck in
More like a...tempeh bacon of hope...hehehehe....hehe....
Oh, fuck it.
Choice reference
The concept of Chris Fleming and Dane Cook meeting sounds like a plot point in some sort of Exorcist-type movie. Having gone through a Dane Cook phase when I was much younger and now being a gay, non-binary person who identifies more with the deeply broken lore of Star Wars than anything even vaguely resembling a bible, if I had heard this story without prior warning, the second the name "Dane Cook" left Chris's lips, I would've wailed like an Amityville psychic and collapsed dead on the floor.
I don't need to leave a comment now because it would've been exactly this 😂 Thank ya.
I identify deeply with this comment
This is the funniest thing I've read all day thanks comedy god
AAAAGDHFJSKJGF THIS COMMENT!!!! nonbinary ppl are so funny!!!!! love from another nonbinary person :>
this is so specific but I heavily relate to every single sentence
i 100% thought he was wearing an orange jumpsuit w/ cutouts around the hips until he pulled up his pants
being in a room with bill burr is one of my biggest fears as a generally dazed and confused bisexual. the thought of sneezing into the pleat of his khakis will be the fuel of my nightmares for the next several weeks.
He’s an anxiety riddled guy from a terribly repressed religious culture. He’s just as afraid of saying the wrong thing as you are.
I want to sew Chris an Elton John style costume. I cant stop thinking about this. Chris please give me your measurements.
HE LOOKS LIKE HES WEARING THE ROCKETMAN DEVIL COSTUME I STG
He's a large.. and between 6'1 to 6'3... it's inconclusive.
(I learned this from his recent video in which he sings the harrowing tale of the pushy woman on a plane.)
The thought of Chris in a sundress is gonna keep me alive for the next week
“The woman that Gary brought from the woods is also *deeply ill* “ JSJDJDJJD I CANNOT
An abstract adaptation of “I’m Afraid To Talk To Men” that I enjoyed every second of.
The moral of this story is that WHAM’s Last Christmas is an absolute jam.
Omg...George Michael and Chris are pretty much getting me through lockdown.
Did you hear Chris’ rendition? It’s on his Instagram page.
mismay360 OMG NO!!! THANK YOU!!!
@@mismay360 Oh my goodness I can't find it anywhere...was this recent?
Sophie Halton Sorry, I just realized that it was just a story from a while ago!! Ack.
Chris going to meet “other comedians” as if he is simply a “comedian” and not a mystical creature whose physical manifestation takes the shape of an androgynous elf who plays the xylophone for Teagan & Sara and wears exclusively Teletubbies-inspired color schemes
This feels as if Chris himself possessed you to write that
LMAOOO
dumbalek I have never once been given a higher compliment
Never have a read a more perfect and beautiful description of him. 🧚🏻♂️
I...don't know how to describe this accurately, but you made me laugh out both sides of my mouth, through my tongue. Like, you know how you're supposed to put your tongue on the roof of your mouth to fix an ice cream headache? Do that and then snicker out past it, and that's what your description made me do. Thank you, for that.
Upon seeing the title I immediately began wracking my brain trying to imagine scenarios wherein Chris and Dane Cook would run in circles close enough to facilitate a Super Bowl party invite, and then he mentioned Gary Gulman and nothing ever made quite so much sense.
lol i wonder exactly how deep into the whole show it took for chris to realize the coasts were exposed
"the coasts" 😭
@@A_T216 "San Diego and Tampa" (The Boba Manifesto).
the biggest takeaway for me is that Chris is friends with GARY GULMAN. two fucking legends.
You should've just talked about golf or birds, Chris.
But only the nice ones talk about birds
@@rosalinecapulet Well, he wasn't eaten for breakfast.
Anyone else get extreme second-hand anxiety just LISTENING to these stories
The title sounds like one of those random word generators, or maybe a mad libs😂
Natalie Chris Fleming is a random word generator who gained sentience
I am convinced that this man is Quiche Lorraine, the poodle from the B-52's song
Your lack of social skills are on par with my own and that's one of the most comforting things ever-- we're not alone!!
these little moments like him kneeling on the stool for almost the entire bit just add the dash of surreal and dreamlike he needs to properly fulfill his role as a gay sandcastle
but for real its really stunningly good comedy
At first I thought the sneeze was a fabrication because bill burr is wearing jeans but then i realized chris sneezed so hard on bill burr he had to change pants
I was at the taping of this performance... dressed as Yanni in the front row. I thought we had some pretty electric eye contact but I could be mistaken, maybe it was just static shock from my false mustache. Also, you made fun of my fianceé's hat, and she is deeply flattered. Much love, Katy (Yanni)
Lmao I thought the white parts were just apart of the look
Literally SAME!!!! 😆😆😆😆 I thought it was cool rofl!
Chris' hip slip I'm hooting
DEAR CHRIS : I LOVE THIS, AND I LOVE YOU, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IM COMMENTING ON A THING CUZ I NEVER DO THAT BUT THIS DESERVES A WRITTEN DEMOSTRATION OF LOVE. YOU MAKE ALL OF MY DAYS BETTER, AND I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
Seconded
Absolutely thirded.
"more, m a s c u l i n e, people" *physically backs up*
“A thousand sub shop owners” 🤣🤣
You are awesome Chris!! My brothers and I love to get together and binge Gayle episodes. We cry laugh over so many of the jokes, we hear new ones every time we rewatch it 💖
I watch this knowing Natalie Wynn also once watched this, laughed at this, and loved it enough to quote it in her latest video. I can rest easy now.
WHEN DID SHE QUOTE IT CAN YOU TELL ME
omg I found it thank you regardless
The babygirlification of chris fleming
6:34 Lmao I laughed so hard because I thought that was part of the outfit 💀💀💀
Same!! I was like ok Chris rock it 🤣
petition for you to sell these exact orange bell bottom pants on your merch store
Insider tip: sorority girls for the school Clemson University buy bright orange bell bottoms that look like that, so if you just want the orange bell bottoms you can find them by looking up clemson bell bottoms.
@@romrom920 now we just gotta find the orange one piece
I sobbed like I was at a funeral, so loudly that my mother, from two rooms over, asked if I was ok.
This sure is a weird time to rediscover this video
Talk about the pinky ring
Also omg Contrapoints referenced the self esteem tower of terror joke in her new video. The crossover I never knew I needed.
LMAOOO at the salem witchcraft trial joke jfc u are wild
OMG I thought I had heard it used somewhere else before
"The body of an Adonis but the spirit of Belle & Sebastian..." Jesus, Mary, and Joseph... I'm DYING.
Now that I'm back in Hawai'i, whenever I play this video for people: NO ONE gets the Belle and Sebastian reference.
I shouldn't be surprised, but I went to college in Portland, OR at a time when Belle and Sebastian were huge and *literally* inescapable so I'm still shocked when I encounter people who've never heard of them... and honestly somewhat jealous, because I was not a fan (no offense meant to the fans, they just weren't my thing).
One big issue regarding the band continues to vex me:
For many years in my life Belle and Sebastian were an _intensely_ important musical mainstay, and yet l have _the hardest time_ describing their sound to the uninitiated. I'll ask "Do you know what "twee" is?" and... blank stares. So I break down and play a damn song and... more blank stares 🤷🏻♀️
Of course these folks didn't spend 4yrs hearing _The Boy with the Arab Strap_ and _If You're Feeling Sinister_ on a daily basis (only a slight exaggeration, if that).
But then, I do love Looper, Stuart David's side project, so I guess on some level... I appreciate Belle and Sebastian?
Sorry and thank you for enduring my Belle and Sebastian Tedx talk.
I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD BE ON YT THANK YOU THIS WAS MY FAVE BIT TO SEE LIVE
weeping for the George Michael-Dropkick Murphys collab that could have been...
Hahaha. I wonder if Bill remembers this. I'd love to hear his take on it.
Given that he spells Chris's name incorrectly in the tweet I bet not
Megan Beaule haha yeah I noticed that. “Fluming”
@@EnjoyerofRUclips that is actually Chris' account on twitter (im guessing the correct spelling was already taken by someone else)
Last time I was this early the pleats of Bill Burr's khakis resembled a miniature-scale model of the Grand Canyon.
Before the sheer force of Chris’ sneezed smoothed out like some nasal Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event?
“@chrisfluming”
I thought I was the only one that saw this!! 😂
Usually, upon hearing a story like this, I'd be cringing so hard from second hand embarrassment that I couldn't stand it. But I love hearing this story.
Because it's so far beyond embarrassment. It's beyond disaster. It's just a train wreck, where all you can do is watch in terrified awe as it all plays out.
We love you, Chris.
My sides already hurt, I’m almost in tears & he’s only gotten to the part where he’s on Bill Burr’s arm rest! I don’t know if I can even handle all of this! 😩😭
My favorite part of this is that I thought that the hip cutouts were a bold fashion choice, only to have him say, "How long has this been out?"
Half Of the dudes in the photo look like they’re posing for a mug shot
i LOVE gary gulman!! it makes sense that yall would be friends, his bits about walkmans and trader joes are so your style
"Since I don't subscribe to the Roman calendar of sports....." God I know the feeling.🤣🤣🤣
i love how all of the boston comedians know each other
This is the first belle and Sebastian reference I’ve heard in a comedy skit never change you beautifully plumaged man
“Oh good, the woman Gary brought from the woods is also DEEPLY ILL” fucking killed me
Oh noooooo. All of my most awkward and gay compassion and understanding to you, Chris. I felt that.
I'm listening to this while trying to make cookies, and I can not stop laughing 😂❤
I am literally crying. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a decade. Thank you for this. Definitely needed!
this is an anxiety dream i’ve had
6:33 I thought that was a style choice
I'll love you forever, Chris Fluming. 💕
Every story you tell I am HOOKED on every word, hilarious!! You are just wonderful 💗
as a new england bitch I'm living for the pinpoint precision Boston-based humor here
I died at this bit live. Everything you come up with is so mortifying and perfect.
I spent a good half of the video listening but also wondering where exactly his hips were given the conflicting cuts of his unitard and his bell bottoms
When the opening to Shipping Up To Boston kicked in I d i e d
there's a difference between being an artist and just being a funny guy, and chris is an artist
I’ve been really sick the last few days and needed a good laugh. I kept watching stuff that made me nod and maybe chuckle. But your stuff keeps making me laugh out loud until I have a painful coughing fit, which is somehow what I really need. Thank you! Looking forward to your special now.
I rly just love him it's that simple
"look at this piece of tempeh bacon" 💀💀
1:57 Gayle slipping through
Oh god it is so reassuring to know that someone else is just as socially awkward as I am
Chris Phlegming
No, I'm sorry I said it, it was there, I had to!
Honestly shocked this joke hadn't already been made?! Thank you for jumping on that golden opportunity.
last time i was this early we were actually allowed outside
Seeing this pop up in my recommended immediately relieved my tension headache
there is nothing more lovely than the writing exercises that are Chris Fleming’s RUclips comments. reading people trying to describe this bard disguised as a showpig draped in Ann Taylor’s finest is just as satisfying as watching the video itself.
Gary gulman is so good. he is like the missing link between chris and bill burr
I used to have severe SEVERE anxiety issues agoraphobia etc i can't begin to explain how much I relate to this. This is like the perception my anxiety adled brain would project to me of myself in any social situation.
Hi Chris!
I just wanted you to know that I'm in the process of finishing my own long furby (she's only 2 feet long so she's not very long compared to most, but I digress). I've decided to name her after you! Her name is Chris Velcro Fleming, but I usually just refer to her as Velcro. Anyway, nice set!
I haven't laughed that hard in so long, thank you Chris
I've spent the last two days binge-watching the entire Gayle series and various other bits from your channel, and I'm realizing now how desperately I need you to collab with Brian David Gilbert.
My thoughts exactly
I want so badly for Bill Burr to have Chris on his podcast so they can debrief about this story
OH MY GOD. So if there’s one crossover I did not fucking anticipate it’s BILL FUCKING BURR and CHRIS FLEMING. Literally two of my favorite Comedians of all time but also oh my god. I never realized they’re both from Massachusetts. Irrelevant, anyway I am dying. I am literally dying of second-hand embarrassement, oh my god but this is fucking GREAT.