Which is hilarious because caffeine is the standard selfmedication drug for kids who don't know they have ADHD just that giving coffee/coke/jolt cola whatever helps a lot in making days more bearable. I even went so far as in buying caffeine pills because I figured it was way healthier and easier to take on the go, without ever realizing I was selfmedicating... Caffeine isn't even a good ADHD medicine, just better than nothing if you sparingly take it.
Her name was Kayla, we all know what happened. Our entire highschool watched as she spiraled out from a straight-A student into the most intense human being on earth who doesn’t work for Fox News
I know that my humor has definitely shifted to this niche wit bc everytime I try to get anyone else into this they stare at me like I'm trying to get them into a religion via pamphlet
I got saaaammme I hate when I’m showing friends or family and they just stare, awkwardly smile and I hear crickets, I’m a mf weirdo and idk what to do lol. I quote his “company is coming” video alllll the time
For kids and teens, the American academy of pediatrics suggests caution. Adolescents ages 12-18 should cap daily caffeine intake at 100 mg (the equivalent of about one cup of coffee, one to two cups of tea, or two to three cans of soda). For children under 12, there’s no designated safe threshold.
I work at a cafe and see so many parents buy their kids (talking maybe 5-9) lattes. I tell them that we also have hot chocolate and chocolate milk, but hey if that’s what they want sure.
1. Start drinking seasonal coffees 2. get to know your baristas. I worked in service so I promise it's always worth it to tip a buck or two. They'll remember you if you show up regularly. 3. If you live in a town with specialty coffee stands/houses, get that shit and bring it the hell to school and then feel superior to others because you feel like you are better than everyone who doesn't have a crack addiction to java chips and macchiatos. 4. Also start using trendy words. Absolute confidence booster. My little sister was a coffee teen. She's now in college working on studying abroad in France. This video decimates her and I can't wait to send it lol. I love her :') shes cooler than me and she loves french potatoes more than me. I'm jealous but more proud.
I'm terrible with hot drinks. Hot chocolate is okay times but the only thing I really make and drink is basically just heating up milk, adding sugar and vanilla essence and a some chocolate powder on the top. It's amazing but I've never been able to get into any other hot drink xD Rn I'm trying my best to drink tea but I think coffee and its taste will never win me over sadly...
"did you see that thing on the news about a 15 year old girl who wanted to seem more mature so she got into coffee? yeah three years later she's BERNIE. SANDERS."
"Also I haven't been able to visit her burial site yet bc I've been too busy hookung up with a bad guy I met at a wedding he was doing the whip and the nae nae and it was SUPER FUNNNNNNY LOL."
I love this genre of chris fleming video cause its like he puts forward a fairly simple point, explores it for a while, gets distracted, forgets what hes doing and ends up finding a conclusion to a wholly unrelated point except he never stops moving forward at breakneck pace the whole time hes doing it
"My Rubtee was the one who I screamed at over the phone every day up until her last dying breath to pay my car insurance. She taught me to be the incredible woman who I am today, she was kinda racist but like sweet racist. I missed her funeral to go to Urban and try on hats which makes this all the sadder. Also I haven't been able to visit her burial site yet bc I've been too busy hooking up with a bad guy I met at a wedding he was doing the whip and the nae nae and it was SUPER FUNNNNNNY. LOL."
I wonder what kind of shit he's been through to develop his level of humor to this level of humor to this level of humor to this level what kind of shit he's been level of humor to this level. Maybe nothing at all. Maybe it's talent. Or maybe it's jizz. Cheese, maybe it's cheese.
“Three years ago, a fifteen year old girl wanted to seem more mature, so she got into coffee. Three years later, that girl is *Bernie Sanders*” Me coming out to myself as trans my junior year
I have only seen Screenshots of this dude on tumblr and I'm glad, RUclips knows me well enough to finally recommend this video to me. This sure was a ride.
Oh boohoo. You can't handle getting up in the morning to go sit down for for five one hour classes and your hour long lunch break. Being an American highschooler is the easiest job in the world.
Damian Oh how mature of you to belittle our struggles like that. Our problems may not compare, but they’re still overwhelming to US. Our brains have not developed completely. We’re teens. We can’t function on a schedule created by ADULTS.
Damian well sir, I was actually 9 when I had to start getting up at 6 in the morning. That shits pretty difficult most mornings, and it’s even more irritating when at school we’re taught that biologically we shouldn’t even be awake yet.
@@Damian-lh8ft 2 issues: firstly, what school is that good? I get 25 mins of lunch, 15 in line for food. I have 7 hourlong classes. Secondly, teens have delayed circadian rythms, 2 hours behind adults.
School honestly does start too early but kids fucking suck at getting sleep. Also blue light from phones doesn't make it any easier, but still most kids have no clue how to schedule their days and it becomes apparent very quickly when they get into college. Not really their fault more the fault of highschool teaching 0 life skills unless you have a cool teacher or have stuff like finance/College Prep classes available
"Fruit on the bottom sounds like a homophobic uncle's rule about bunk beds" The ugliest sound I just made when I laughed just now...that Tavi Gevinson reference was amazing too.
it's a year later since i first saw this video and i still find myself singing the elton john song in the most random situations of everyday life. i have it memorized and everything. my favorite thing is belting out the "WELL IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE LIKE A WET COWBOY BOOT" part
When I drank coffee as a younger teen (I'm 19 so I'm still technically a teen BUT I mean like high schoolers) I did it so that I could stay upright the whole day. High school took so much energy out of me that I needed caffeine so I could have the energy to be able to afford to walk home every day and still be able to do my homework and everything, just to pass out at midnight, wake up at 5 am, and do it all over again the next day. I dank coffee out of necessity because I was depressed, on the spectrum, and severely introverted. Being around so many other people for almost my whole day for most of the week was so draining that it was the only way I could stay awake.
Gotta actually say, as a real authentic millenial adult, it actually gets in some ways wayyyy wayyy easier, even with all the stress and unfair bullshit of being an adult. In spite of bills and medical expenses and taking care of your house....getting up for whatever job or schedule you CHOOSE to get up, be that 6am or 3 in the afternoon, and not having homework, or ever giving a damn about bullies ever again, not even really on social media anymore, because you now have the wisdom to see the bigger picture of life and not give a fuck anymore about "popularity" among strangers, you dont have to care about things like "are my clothes cool? Are the rumors about my romance life gonna die? Are people ever gonna like me if I go one day out in public with ugly hair or makeup?"....none of that silly angsty shit matters or at least, you really dont feel it is the be all end all anymore. You just get to live for you and your own dreams, and thats pretty great.
From one depressed introvert to another depressed introvert you do not need coffee to help you with energy. If you really think you do then you probably have other things going on with you that you should be looking into.
Im legit 16, and just got into coffee. now I have 3 wives, 2 husbands, 12 children, and 7 jobs and I actually live on Mars sooooooo 👀🤭☕ I'm just so kwerkyyyyyy
I’m 15 and all my friends drink coffee like it’s baby juice. There’s this girl who buys a cup every single morning at like 6am, when she’s finished with it, she dosen’t even throw it away, so she can walk around flaunting her cup. I started to feel inadequate, I was falling behind everyone else, in regards to their sudden coffee obsession, so I decided to drink my first ever coffee. The second I got home, I asked my dad to make me coffee, he responded “you’re a child, children can’t drink coffee”, then he just left.. I told my mum about how most teens drink coffee, she thought it was outrageous and that their parents didn’t care for them. Eventually, after a few days of begging, my dad let me have a sip of his black coffee, I instantly spit it out and went to wash my mouth. A few days later, I discovered the way my mum drinks coffee, instant americano with a lot of milk. So I decided to make it aswell, I put in a quarter coffee, made three quarters milk, and also a pound of sugar and honey (it still wasn’t good) I’ve started drinking that type of coffee, but even after all the sweetener, I still hate it, I guess I just don’t like the taste of coffee. My dad saw me drinking it, and I think he’s going to hide the instant coffee, he thinks I’m too young for it and that I’m going to ruin my development. I’m fine with that though, coffee tastes like shit anyway. (To whomever actually read this whole thing, thankyou for bearing with me while I told you my coffee experience) 🙏☺️🙏 Edit: I’m 16 now woahhh, and I’ve progressed everyone... now I drink the muddy water without milk or sugar, I still hate it, and it hurts my head, but I’m kinda proud😅
bruh if you add all that shit you might as well get Starbucks. that's not coffee, that's oversweetened milk with a bit of instant coffee powder thrown in
Once you go gay you'll look good in every outfit too. Unless you're butch, then you'll look bad in every outfit, but only because you want to because you got attitude for days, like altitude sickness but in a submarine in outer space finger banging a muffin to feel if 7 seconds of microwave got the inside warm and fuzzy enough for it to combine perfectly with a cold glass of milk to go down into your digestive tract in one spectacular fashion. Yeah, you can be that and more for only 29 payments of $2.99. Order today or go gay by force!
I can't believe I've been watching Chris for so long that I watched this video before I was a teen and broke I drank coffee, while I was a teen who drank coffee, and now, a 21 year old who drinks coffee. Thanks for nearly a decade of entertainment Chris
I’m amazed by how efficiently Chris is able to mock so many things. Teens, coffee, Bernie Sanders, yogurt, facebook, grandmas, Elton John, and so many more. And yet it flows? He holds too much power and I am too invested in it.
congrats you’ve just earned yourself a new subscriber with one video! this was the funniest thing to pop up in my recommended for a long time and i love it so much 😂😂
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You look like every Queen member combined.
He definitely looks like he could be one
LeeTheNPC OMG TRUERE
LeeTheNPC I thought it was young Brian May-
if he started a one man band i wouldnt be surprised
Oh my god you’re right
this video is what adhd feels like
Too real
Which is hilarious because caffeine is the standard selfmedication drug for kids who don't know they have ADHD just that giving coffee/coke/jolt cola whatever helps a lot in making days more bearable. I even went so far as in buying caffeine pills because I figured it was way healthier and easier to take on the go, without ever realizing I was selfmedicating... Caffeine isn't even a good ADHD medicine, just better than nothing if you sparingly take it.
ex-ACTLY
Il Al long story short: you have ADHD
Lol no hate
Stop targeting me
When I start laughing at his joke he’s already two jokes ahead.
Grace Garcia rupaul wouldn't approve
Grace Garcia lmao i keep pausing to laugh
i literally laughed at the homophobic uncle joke the whole video and missed everything else
So true 😂
1:21
" 3 years ago a 15 yr old girl wanted to seem more mature, so she got into coffee. 3 years later, that girl is *Bernie Sanders* "
I SNORTED
Her name was Kayla, we all know what happened. Our entire highschool watched as she spiraled out from a straight-A student into the most intense human being on earth who doesn’t work for Fox News
@@ethanomcbride
👁👄👁
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My name is Kayla...
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*dead*
i think about that every goddamn day
that part had me laughing
You can’t snort
I'm not like *other* teens, I have a *caffeine* addiction
Mood
I will fight someone for you if you can offer me some of that magical awake potion.
so true
I've been addicted since I was a young girl...no older than three.
*Someone please put me out of my misery I rely on it too much*
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
“Fruit on the bottom sounds like a homophobic uncles rule about bunk beds.” I can’t stop wheezing
You know all you did was slightly chuckle.
Bob Weird I have a easy sense of humor, I wheeze at everything. Besides it’s funnier at the fact that I have a homophobic uncle
It litteraly came up when I read this
@@bobweird2399nice name and pfp . Weir Everywhere!
"fruit on the bottom sounds like a homophobic uncle's rule about bunkbeds"
I know that my humor has definitely shifted to this niche wit bc everytime I try to get anyone else into this they stare at me like I'm trying to get them into a religion via pamphlet
“Religion via pamphlet” 😂
I got saaaammme I hate when I’m showing friends or family and they just stare, awkwardly smile and I hear crickets, I’m a mf weirdo and idk what to do lol. I quote his “company is coming” video alllll the time
Reminds me of the Sisyphean task of trying to introduce people to On Cinema at the Cinema or Ween 😂
"via pamphlet" is incredible
How does this human manage to look like literally every age and gender on this earth?? AND SO EFFORTLESS
RIGHT i didn't even know all the "teens" at the beginning were all him until like the third time i watched this video
I'm jealous
Some people just have a unique gift or way about them.
He looks like age 15-57
@@therealchaydizzle 1. No, why TF Even bring that up 2. Hypothetically if there were 2 she brought up both of them, so there's nothing to correct
starts about teens drinking coffee, turns into elton john singing about some millenial's racist grandmother
*CUTE racist grandmother
Yes
My brain exactly
For kids and teens, the American academy of pediatrics suggests caution. Adolescents ages 12-18 should cap daily caffeine intake at 100 mg (the equivalent of about one cup of coffee, one to two cups of tea, or two to three cans of soda). For children under 12, there’s no designated safe threshold.
I work at a cafe and see so many parents buy their kids (talking maybe 5-9) lattes. I tell them that we also have hot chocolate and chocolate milk, but hey if that’s what they want sure.
skipping 5 seconds of this video is like having an intrusive thought
I didn't think this was true but i skipped 10 seconds and got "OOEH OOEH! :)"
I did this and it skipped to “I’m an adult... I’m not really an adult”
I’m not really an adult, I’m more like a chicken who escaped a slaughterhouse and bought a wig
I got "break my phone and start over in party city"
I got 🎵Rush Limbaugh🎵
that Bernie sanders joke has me dying.
love your pfp
plastiqbeach - I love *your* pfp
Jude.Atkins trump2020
@@legion4698 nah
Jude.Atkins love your pfp
Who needs caffeine when you can get the natural rush of adrenaline after snorting crack
"mom, i wasnt getting high off of crack, it was just adrenaline!.. from the crack"
Fuck I'm not sure how I feel about this
I liked it into the number 420
yes
Hallelu
"Fruit in the bottom sounds like a homophobic uncles policy on bunk beds" ITS SO FUNNY BECAUSE ITS SO SPECIFIC
right?!
Yes I know right!?!
that's pretty much Chris's humour that's why I love him
I literally read this while he was saying it
would you explain?
Who in the hell is this human and why isn’t he the president.
Have you seen Gayle yet?
No way a woman can be president
seulgii_ same
I don't think he's 35
@@givemeawall that's less than half of them - stop slacking and get on it
"Just fruit on the bottom" is jam. It's called jam. You want jars of jam.
or conserve !!
@no !! actually conserve is a type of jam !! just refers to jams with whole fruits/berries or that are less blended :)
Pie filling works
where did no go,,,,, :(
or compote
I need a whole video on the girl on month 3 of her study abroad programme
I especially love that her hair is incorporeal
𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓶𝓮
when is this going to happen? I studied abroad and i've never felt more called out but I love it so much
This place has the best APPLE OF THE EARTH
When you are the girl on month 3 of a study abroad program...
Emma chamberlain is shaking and crying rn
Moorkor 😂 she somehow is the stereotype Chris is talking about and not at all at the same time
I was looking for this comment, I'm so glad someone said it 😂😂😂
Shaking from too much caffeine!
“Sorry, love, no can do. I’m in my own personal McDonald’s play place eating fondue by meself.”
what if I throw in a pair of lime green sunglasses
I almost liked this but it’s at 420 likes and disrupting that is basically illegal
@@HowardSalinger I'd allow it. But do what your heart says is right.
“They have the BEST pomme de terre”
Bruh she said the best potato 😂
Ground apple✨
Love me some apple of the earth
Oooo la la. Je suis Français?
They do sell just the fruit on the bottom. It's called jam
Quinn Chicken "Aw man. That's my jam!!!"
It’s noooot the saaaaaaame
@@violetarena995 Turn that song off- this is my jam *holds up jar and kisses it*
Compote. Fruit compote. Not jam.
**Logan slowly eats a spoonful of Crofters in the background**
I drink coffee at 17 and I have zero confidence but I now aspire to be this despicable coffee teen stereotype that you’ve described here.
I've been drinking coffee since I was 13.... still waiting on the confidence part🤣
Ikr, me too 😅 I drink coffee for the confidence to do simple things like wearing pajamas to school, not to become more impressive or efficient
1. Start drinking seasonal coffees
2. get to know your baristas. I worked in service so I promise it's always worth it to tip a buck or two. They'll remember you if you show up regularly.
3. If you live in a town with specialty coffee stands/houses, get that shit and bring it the hell to school and then feel superior to others because you feel like you are better than everyone who doesn't have a crack addiction to java chips and macchiatos.
4. Also start using trendy words. Absolute confidence booster.
My little sister was a coffee teen. She's now in college working on studying abroad in France. This video decimates her and I can't wait to send it lol.
I love her :') shes cooler than me and she loves french potatoes more than me. I'm jealous but more proud.
mood
I'm terrible with hot drinks. Hot chocolate is okay times but the only thing I really make and drink is basically just heating up milk, adding sugar and vanilla essence and a some chocolate powder on the top. It's amazing but I've never been able to get into any other hot drink xD
Rn I'm trying my best to drink tea but I think coffee and its taste will never win me over sadly...
wait.
i’m a teenager
i drink coffee
and i sign my emails with H
Sup hydrogen
Ok HYDROGEN
and you type in all lowercase that's a quadruple threat haha
your pfp makes this 10x better
How does it feel to be utterly eviscerated in public?
“I’m more like a chicken that escaped the slaughter house and bought a wig” - how is this so accurate and also definitely the look I’m going for???
how is he on and both completely off the topic of teens drinking coffee at the same time
If anyone asks what it's like to have ADHD I'll just show them this video
@@ja3zex I was about to reply that 😂 it really is tho
This video is pretty much just ADHD rambes 101
0:50 "fruit in the bottom sounds like a homophobic uncle's rule about bunk beds." I'M SUING YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOKE ON MY FOOD FROM LAUGHING.
Dear lorde 😂
Deadddd
I enjoy how Chris starts out dumping on one subject and then turns on his heel to axe-kick something else mid-rant.
Chris, I have amazing news about this food item called "fruit compote"
It's more akin to jam I believe.
Not always! Sometimes it’s just whole pear halves or other fruits that have been soaked, sweet and delicious!
"did you see that thing on the news about a 15 year old girl who wanted to seem more mature so she got into coffee? yeah three years later she's BERNIE. SANDERS."
Vasiliy Smith ik I'm dead
Vasiliy Smith I almost spat out my cereal that was so funny
literally LOLed, it's been a long time since I LOLed in real life!
@@tradutorajuliana thats depressing
"She was kinda racist, but like sweet racist. I missed her funeral to go to Urban to try on hats."
"Also I haven't been able to visit her burial site yet bc I've been too busy hookung up with a bad guy I met at a wedding he was doing the whip and the nae nae and it was SUPER FUNNNNNNY LOL."
this coffee teen now “adult” is still waiting for that Bernie Sanders glow up
the real bernie sanders was inside you all along
please help let him out he's trapped and he's getting claustrophobic
I love this genre of chris fleming video cause its like he puts forward a fairly simple point, explores it for a while, gets distracted, forgets what hes doing and ends up finding a conclusion to a wholly unrelated point except he never stops moving forward at breakneck pace the whole time hes doing it
'H'? Who are you? Hydrogen?
“Best H. -who are you? Hydrogen?”
*Harry Styles is shaking*
That profile pic tho 😍😢
MrsSweetheart102 😭
He is toxic hydrogen sulfide
The Good Place fans: Maybe she is
Skckfjsjxnxzkakdjfj 😂
"My Rubtee was the one who I screamed at over the phone every day up until her last dying breath to pay my car insurance. She taught me to be the incredible woman who I am today, she was kinda racist but like sweet racist. I missed her funeral to go to Urban and try on hats which makes this all the sadder. Also I haven't been able to visit her burial site yet bc I've been too busy hooking up with a bad guy I met at a wedding he was doing the whip and the nae nae and it was SUPER FUNNNNNNY. LOL."
I'm a barista and this whole video is me before every 6am shift
“She was racist... but like.. kin- like sweet racist?” LMAOOOOOO
He just described my mom in a sentence
666 likes
I started drinking coffee when I was 12. And I turned out perfectly fine!
-K
i started drinking coffee at 13 and a half, now almost a year has passed and i'm fine
galactic soup I don’t think you got the joke
R/whoosh
@@annapurvis404 i don't think you know that i don't care
galactic soup looks like it’s gone to their head, Chris was right
Anna Purvis AHAHAHA
I’m not sure how but I have the whole “candle in the wind for a millennial’s grandma” memorized and sing it to myself often
This dude is an absolute comedic genius…… like legit this is cutting edge stuff.
it's basically the Icelandic indie pop of comedy
I wonder what kind of shit he's been through to develop his level of humor to this level of humor to this level of humor to this level what kind of shit he's been level of humor to this level. Maybe nothing at all. Maybe it's talent. Or maybe it's jizz. Cheese, maybe it's cheese.
People have been saying that since Gayle but here he is with under 100k subs still.
Rant Therapist Maybe its Maybelline
Sure.
"i live off of a hummingbird diet. i'm talking white chocolate chips, and mike's hard lemonades." lmfao
sounds like my new years eve
“Who are you, hydrogen?”
"Who is this demanding indecisive child???" haha!
"I could throw in a couple of lime green sunglasses"
*starts vigorously singing*
Girl on month 3 of a study abroad program... Yes. You nailed it!!!
crazysingingchick they have the best pomme de terre there
Applies to boys, too. Pompous little twits.
Applies to when they come home and strut noisily around the house in kitten heels carrying a baguette and sighing
GIRL, college undergrads spend two weeks in europe and then never shut up about it for the next three years
“Three years ago, a fifteen year old girl wanted to seem more mature, so she got into coffee. Three years later, that girl is *Bernie Sanders*”
Me coming out to myself as trans my junior year
Everyone in my class drinks coffee and I’m just like: hot choccy
hell yea hot choccy
Hot Choccy 🥰😊
Good for you kid 🍫😋
Hot choccy is the shit
this was me in university, you're never too old for hot choccy
i think the Intense Confidence only comes from hot coffee
i drink iced coffee and i'm not confident just very gay
wow. fucking same, dude.
Mark Hunter oh wow I now know my problem
big mood
As a barista: can confirm.
I've found my people
I love how we start talking about teen coffee drinkers, and we end with Elton John playing a song about the Japanese XD
You are the physical representation of society’s image of a theater kid.
I have only seen Screenshots of this dude on tumblr and I'm glad, RUclips knows me well enough to finally recommend this video to me. This sure was a ride.
"Chicken who escaped a slaughterhouse" is chris' gender
"Chicken who escaped a slaughterhouse" is *my* gender
"chicken who escaped a slaughterhouse" is **our** gender
I just want to tell u, i am the 420 like
What pronouns tho
Maria Climent cluck cluck/ bawk I’d think
MY SENIOR YEAR I STARTED DRINKING COFFEE AND SIGNING MY ARTWORK WITH JUST AN H I AM SCREAMING
haliens official what are you hydrogen
I did with a j, j for jackass
I feel an insane sense of shame and embarassment....I did the same.
Be more embarrassed over this than you are.
Ooof i sign just the IN damn
im so high and losing my mind over this
I’m not high and I still lose my mind over it. 😃
Watching this in September 2020 and the RBG line hits extra hard now.
"Three years ago a fifteen year old girl got into coffee because she wanted to seem more mature. Three years later that girl is BERNIE SANDERS. "
Lol
My conclusion: Brian May has strong opinions about teens drinking coffee. Also, Elton John does anything for green glasses.
Sasha Sheiba I literally thought it was Brian from the thumbnail
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
"Strutting around like Ruth Bader Ginsberg" OOF
😔❤️
Teens wouldn't have to drink coffee if school didnt start at 7 am
Oh boohoo. You can't handle getting up in the morning to go sit down for for five one hour classes and your hour long lunch break. Being an American highschooler is the easiest job in the world.
Damian Oh how mature of you to belittle our struggles like that. Our problems may not compare, but they’re still overwhelming to US. Our brains have not developed completely. We’re teens. We can’t function on a schedule created by ADULTS.
Damian well sir, I was actually 9 when I had to start getting up at 6 in the morning. That shits pretty difficult most mornings, and it’s even more irritating when at school we’re taught that biologically we shouldn’t even be awake yet.
@@Damian-lh8ft 2 issues: firstly, what school is that good? I get 25 mins of lunch, 15 in line for food. I have 7 hourlong classes. Secondly, teens have delayed circadian rythms, 2 hours behind adults.
School honestly does start too early but kids fucking suck at getting sleep. Also blue light from phones doesn't make it any easier, but still most kids have no clue how to schedule their days and it becomes apparent very quickly when they get into college. Not really their fault more the fault of highschool teaching 0 life skills unless you have a cool teacher or have stuff like finance/College Prep classes available
"Fruit in the bottom sounds like a homophobic uncles rule about bunk beds"
"Fruit on the bottom sounds like a homophobic uncle's rule about bunk beds" The ugliest sound I just made when I laughed just now...that Tavi Gevinson reference was amazing too.
it's a year later since i first saw this video and i still find myself singing the elton john song in the most random situations of everyday life. i have it memorized and everything. my favorite thing is belting out the "WELL IT SEEMS TO ME YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE LIKE A WET COWBOY BOOT" part
I’m over here pretending that my Starbucks hot coco is some fancy coffee
did he predict Emma chamberlain and other 'relatable' youtubers
Yea I never liked her either..
She's eh
*CAFFEINE JITTERS INTENSIFIES*
I made a video for you dad
Followed by painful convulsions and diarrhea...
Poo
Hi
Justin, why are you everywhere? How are you everywhere? Do you have a normal job or school stuff?
why does youtube recommend this genius 3 years late
0:24 "It goes to their heads" Chris with what you're showing me there it clearly goes to their knees.
This is a beautifully complicated stream of consciousness piece that is the most insicive social commentary I've seen
Lol
"How nice would it be to have the confidence of a teenage coffee drinker?"So accurate it hurts lol
"I'll never forgive the Japanese!"
-Joseph Joestar
ooooh you think he was making a jOJo's RefErENcE??
olives to go *SNIF SNIF* I SMELL JOJO
oH sHiT is That a motherfucking jojo reference
We're everywhere
This video is pure chaos and it’s my favorite
Oh my grandma! We used to call her
*OÒ̵͢I̷̢OÒ̵͢I̷̢*
Keetz Yes. Good
this made me ugly laugh sjklvljgnn
I’m really fucking cracking up right now.
Why am I able to read that
Keetz how do you pronounce that
Why is this the best channel in existence?
I love him!!
Jeff Woods As do I!
PogieJoe Bc Chris Fleming is running it
They test police psychics by asking them to guess how this video ends
I've never related with a joke more then the restaurant capacity joke. Chris just gets it.
“Do babies count?”
"I came here to eat chicken, not to be a fire marshal." THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK
"Sorry love, no can do. I'm in my personal McDonald's play place eating fondue by meself."
“I could throw in a pair of lime-green sunglasses”
[ piano starts playing ]
That’s my dream
When I drank coffee as a younger teen (I'm 19 so I'm still technically a teen BUT I mean like high schoolers) I did it so that I could stay upright the whole day. High school took so much energy out of me that I needed caffeine so I could have the energy to be able to afford to walk home every day and still be able to do my homework and everything, just to pass out at midnight, wake up at 5 am, and do it all over again the next day. I dank coffee out of necessity because I was depressed, on the spectrum, and severely introverted. Being around so many other people for almost my whole day for most of the week was so draining that it was the only way I could stay awake.
“Just wait until you get older!”
Gotta actually say, as a real authentic millenial adult, it actually gets in some ways wayyyy wayyy easier, even with all the stress and unfair bullshit of being an adult. In spite of bills and medical expenses and taking care of your house....getting up for whatever job or schedule you CHOOSE to get up, be that 6am or 3 in the afternoon, and not having homework, or ever giving a damn about bullies ever again, not even really on social media anymore, because you now have the wisdom to see the bigger picture of life and not give a fuck anymore about "popularity" among strangers, you dont have to care about things like "are my clothes cool? Are the rumors about my romance life gonna die? Are people ever gonna like me if I go one day out in public with ugly hair or makeup?"....none of that silly angsty shit matters or at least, you really dont feel it is the be all end all anymore. You just get to live for you and your own dreams, and thats pretty great.
From one depressed introvert to another depressed introvert you do not need coffee to help you with energy. If you really think you do then you probably have other things going on with you that you should be looking into.
@@turbofart101 you fucking think?
@@SnoFitzroy yep lmao
this is what having adhd is like
I wish you were a high school teacher
Im legit 16, and just got into coffee. now I have 3 wives, 2 husbands, 12 children, and 7 jobs and I actually live on Mars sooooooo 👀🤭☕ I'm just so kwerkyyyyyy
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I think I've seen you on TLC
I started drinking standard was coffee at 10. Now I'm arthritic at 17, they might be onto something.
yes, i think you could say you're too quirky even.
I started drinking coffee at 0, I died and then revived.
I’m 15 and all my friends drink coffee like it’s baby juice. There’s this girl who buys a cup every single morning at like 6am, when she’s finished with it, she dosen’t even throw it away, so she can walk around flaunting her cup.
I started to feel inadequate, I was falling behind everyone else, in regards to their sudden coffee obsession, so I decided to drink my first ever coffee.
The second I got home, I asked my dad to make me coffee, he responded “you’re a child, children can’t drink coffee”, then he just left..
I told my mum about how most teens drink coffee, she thought it was outrageous and that their parents didn’t care for them.
Eventually, after a few days of begging, my dad let me have a sip of his black coffee, I instantly spit it out and went to wash my mouth.
A few days later, I discovered the way my mum drinks coffee, instant americano with a lot of milk. So I decided to make it aswell, I put in a quarter coffee, made three quarters milk, and also a pound of sugar and honey (it still wasn’t good)
I’ve started drinking that type of coffee, but even after all the sweetener, I still hate it, I guess I just don’t like the taste of coffee.
My dad saw me drinking it, and I think he’s going to hide the instant coffee, he thinks I’m too young for it and that I’m going to ruin my development.
I’m fine with that though, coffee tastes like shit anyway.
(To whomever actually read this whole thing, thankyou for bearing with me while I told you my coffee experience)
🙏☺️🙏
Edit: I’m 16 now woahhh, and I’ve progressed everyone... now I drink the muddy water without milk or sugar, I still hate it, and it hurts my head, but I’m kinda proud😅
Oof coffee just isn't for some people
bruh if you add all that shit you might as well get Starbucks. that's not coffee, that's oversweetened milk with a bit of instant coffee powder thrown in
Nicco Infantino ik, i can’t handle coffee, I’m weak😂
My grandmother was the one to give me coffee for the first time, in my sippy cup, when I was 4.
I hate coffee and I'm almost 30. I'm an energy drink person.
"3 years later that girl is Bernie Sanders." dying.
I started drinking coffee when I was fifteen....that was two years ago...am I about to become Bernie Sanders???
Meagan Chalmers Yes. I'd suggest you stop before you do become him.
One month to go, live it up!
I am fifteen and I just started drinking coffee lmao
Bernie Chalmers
ive been drinking coffee since i was 6 pussies
I seriously cant believe this video is almost 4 years old
"When your shitty grandkids go DUIs you blamed it on the Japanese" kills me everytime
"struttin around like they're ruth bader ginsburg"
How do you look so good in every outfit..
ikr
Once you go gay you'll look good in every outfit too. Unless you're butch, then you'll look bad in every outfit, but only because you want to because you got attitude for days, like altitude sickness but in a submarine in outer space finger banging a muffin to feel if 7 seconds of microwave got the inside warm and fuzzy enough for it to combine perfectly with a cold glass of milk to go down into your digestive tract in one spectacular fashion. Yeah, you can be that and more for only 29 payments of $2.99. Order today or go gay by force!
its true im gay
i need to print that on a t-shirt
Is looking bad the new looking good?
I can't believe I've been watching Chris for so long that I watched this video before I was a teen and broke I drank coffee, while I was a teen who drank coffee, and now, a 21 year old who drinks coffee. Thanks for nearly a decade of entertainment Chris
“I live off a hummingbird diet, I’m taking white chocolate chips and Mike’s hard lemonade” lmfao
I will forever describe crusty old people as ‘wet cowboy boots’.
"All I see is Adam Lambert in a Davids' Bridal. -blinks- there he is -blinks- THERE HE IS."
I’m amazed by how efficiently Chris is able to mock so many things. Teens, coffee, Bernie Sanders, yogurt, facebook, grandmas, Elton John, and so many more. And yet it flows? He holds too much power and I am too invested in it.
All in less than 5 minutes!
congrats you’ve just earned yourself a new subscriber with one video! this was the funniest thing to pop up in my recommended for a long time and i love it so much 😂😂
if you read enough of the comments it’s basically the same as watching the video
Jude Nelson bc EVERYTHING this man says is so I.C.O.N.I.C.
So THAT's how you negotiate with Elton John. I've been doing it wrong for YEARS.
Do tell.
the strangest part of this was the sensation of imagining signing an email with “best, H” (my initial) at the exact same moment that chris said it
The lime green sunglasses comment into the piano transition is comedic genius
"fruit in the bottom sounds like a homophobic uncle's rule about bunk beds" I AM SCREAMING