but like, they want something. but you just don't know what. and you're trying to figure out the longer they chat with you, the better the favor is going to be. like, this video is nearly 8 minutes long...what do you want man?
Not only are samoyeds hypoallergenic, their fur is long enough to spin into yarn, so if you're determined enough, you could knit your dog accessories made of their own fur.
@@rockz_in_a_box1841 "Oh we're a very economical family. See my kids, see those fierce little numbers they're wearing, that's their own hair. Yup, fashioned them myself from their monthly trimmings. Of course you have to spend little on rash cream but you save buttloads on clothes let me tell ya."
You’ve mentioned rob thomas enough times through the years to know you’re not joking about how upset you are about blowing it. I’m very sorry for your loss
@@Rainsofchange What do you think him and Santana talk about every night? They're both octopus scholars, that's how they really met. Smooth is actually a reference to the texture of the octopus.
Okay, was anyone going to tell me that those swole ass pomeranians were hypoallergenic or was I just supposed to learn that in a Chris Fleming video myself?
@@missycat7598 I think it's a shady marketing ploy because some breeds shed less but the allergen that causes ppl to have bad reactions is a protein in dog's saliva (& urine actually lol). Same for cats. That's why ppl who are allergic to cats will still have a reaction with a hairless cat...
Chris making himself laugh after his 50th consecutive Samoyed joke is the sign from the universe we all needed that 2020 is finally going to pull a 180
I have a samoyed! His name is Auggie and he is incredibly dramatic. If you tell him to sit he tosses his head and fake snarls, and then grumbles loudly as he sits.
TBH because Bonnie is played by Chris's mom, I imagine Bonnie going on about octopi while trying to pull up photos on the iPad she doesn't know how to work.
I clicked on this video expecting to laugh, and now I feel compelled to buy a samoyed. Every video is a rollercoaster with you chris, it is very much appreciated.
This is hilarious and I've missed you more than I knew I did. Edit: The way you resolved the octopus 's sink plot hole was masterful. "See you in Akron! Bye virgin!"
thank you so much for the recommendation because i want a cat, but am unfortunately kinda allergic to them. now at least i know it is possible for me to have a cat :)
@@Marchchio Thank you! I absolutely love cats so this is really cool to know! I'm trying to decide what cat to get when I get my own place and I'm pretty sure you just gave me my answer
I used to groom samoyeds for a living and I tell you what, that hair will still give your nose a tickle. I'm grateful for them choosing not to do more though.
i keep coming back to this bc of the "he came for me in the night, did you see what he wrote? he implored me to break quarantine" parts. and the little laugh at the marmoset the kids worshiped
Chris. A proposition for you. Your fanbase should be called…your Flemingos! The fact that I gave that an exclamation point only demonstrates how invested I am in its realization.
Update: I just got to the part of the video depicting a flamingo and now I am feeling deflated and unoriginal. Is this a thing already? Someone please clear things up.
Update: Another flamingo depiction! The first one was clearly neither thoughtless nor fleeting. Am I in fact the last person on earth to have come up with this?
I can’t believe you didn’t know two octopi produced and wrote “All the Things She Said” for famed musical duo t.A.T.u . That’s pretty common knowledge now.
Chris has the most unique style of comedy I’ve seen in a long time. I just love how random he is. Like his humor makes no sense but somehow just works and is so hilarious. I love it.
CHRIS IS THAT YOU? HAS THE PRODIGAL ANDROGYNOUS CHILD OF THE NORTHEAST RETURNED TO HIS HOMELAND OF YOU THE TUBE? Fr tho I love samoyeds that's so adorable💖 Also why do I think Chris has said "See you in akron, bye virgin!" multiple times in his life
I’ve always known rob thomas to be a liar. Don’t feel bad, he clearly lied and needs to be called out lol. Thanks for keeping him honest. That passive aggressive reply says it all.
Oh, Chris, you are just about the funniest thing on YT! And full of practical advice! (1) For instance, I have a friend with allergies who would like a substantially-sized (and pretty) dog. I think Samoyeds could be an option. Thanks, Chris! (2) I teach at a university and need a grading assistant. I never thought of asking if we could hire an octopus, but if they can run a Subway, they can probably grade Biology 101 exams. They’d be amazing at the saltwater invertebrate questions. (3a) A lot of successful music collaborations have lead to long-term friendships. Rob Thomas might be exaggerating with “everyday” calls with Carlos, but once or twice a week...totally possible. (3b) Rob might be right...a little more fresh air, and “nature baths” can benefit almost everyone. And knowing you, there may be a new little outdoor friend that you will find. Anyway, always get a chuckle out of your videos, and chuckles are pretty valuable nowadays! Thanks for the laughs, they make long days a lot more tolerable! Keep healthy! Looking forwards to your next hilarious venture!
The delay on the "Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge" joke hit me like a train. And by train, I specifically mean the train from Snowpiercer that Tilda Swinton's driving. "See you in Akron! Bye, virgin!" EDIT: I typed this before he BLEW IT WITH ROB THOMAS!!! 😱😱
it's my birthday today and this is honestly the second best thing that's happened the whole time, the first was that i got three bags of chocolate chips
If someone ever asked me to describe my sense of humor, I am sending them this exact video. I don't even know how to describe it, but this hits all the right notes for me. A fucking shout out to Alexander Technique. This is absolute hilarious art.
a bit disappointed with your octopus facts Chris :/ there have been multiple octopuses that escaped from their tanks by themselves, which means that octopus CHOSE to seduce that marine biologist just to be a tease before yeeting through that sink
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Chris in portrait mode is a new, more unforgiving energy
Especially with those octagonal magnifying glasses on his face.
Is he seeing anyone lately? Asking for a gaaaaay friend.
It’s like the car videos except you’re right in the car
@@RecoveringChristian last i checked he had a girlfriend but i don't know if they're still together
It's like watching horror films on VHS. The limited viewing adds for a more terrifying experience because it leaves more to the imagination.
I feel like I just got a personal DM from a highschool friend I hadn't seen in years.
And now they run a meth lab, but it’s vegan
but like, they want something. but you just don't know what. and you're trying to figure out the longer they chat with you, the better the favor is going to be. like, this video is nearly 8 minutes long...what do you want man?
This vid made me laugh out loud! Especially the phone call at the end
I wish my old high school friends were this vibrational.
Not only are samoyeds hypoallergenic, their fur is long enough to spin into yarn, so if you're determined enough, you could knit your dog accessories made of their own fur.
that feels morbid for some reason
@@rockz_in_a_box1841 "Oh we're a very economical family. See my kids, see those fierce little numbers they're wearing, that's their own hair. Yup, fashioned them myself from their monthly trimmings. Of course you have to spend little on rash cream but you save buttloads on clothes let me tell ya."
The entire crochet community b like 👀👀👀👀👀
Nope, no dog is actually hypoallergenic. It's not about the hair/dander, what causes a reaction is a protein in their saliva.
That means you can eat one, yet not need a Benadryl afterwards.
This feels like I'm facetiming someone's eccentric aunt.
totally read this as "facesitting"
@@placardlady Only if we can play Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas on loop in the background.
@@minutemuse 🤣🤣🤣
bigggg linda belcher vibes
@@AoiUsagiOtoko I'm getting nothing but Gayle on my end.
You’ve mentioned rob thomas enough times through the years to know you’re not joking about how upset you are about blowing it. I’m very sorry for your loss
"we just did this for the american lesbian" that was the nail for me
that's what's great about those octupi, powerful and humble
I can’t believe octopi support me so much to write a song. It’s so nice
I like that the only other tab open on Chris' computer is for Boba Delivery
He would
good catch lmao. so on-brand
boba delivery is the only thing keeping me going, very fair
Perfection!😂💜
I didnt even notice that 😂🤣
"This fact came into my pantry" is going to now be used in every day conversation
My mom looked over my shoulder when I was watching this and asked why I had her work friend Janet on my phone...
Sick Jan???
@@DeathnoteBB It would be extremely full circle!!!
petition to get chris to change their name to janet
😃
@@meredithtaylorammons9437 It would be!!! :D
Fun fact: samoyeds smile because they come from cold places and need some way to keep their drool from freezing :)
actually it's because they're happy but thanks for that fluffy fact
@@marymills3581 :)
Thank you for that fluffy fact!
what does that mean? how does smiling keep the drool from freezing?
stop that Uber pool my wife and I would like to try some things out with you
The saddest love story is between Chris and Rob Thomas.
After the "I'm afraid to talk to men" Rob Thomas mention that's truly a horrible course of events.
"Swole-ass Pomeranian" sent me to a higher dimension
Rob Thomas absolutely annihilating Chris, I'm crying
Is Chris actually a twin or was the twin a rhetorical device?
@@PrettyPinkPeacock it was a joke although the twin could be kept in a basement somewhere
@@babyfireflyy thank you! 🙏
@@babyfireflyy he has a twin sister?
@@PrettyPinkPeacock He does have a twin.
Rob Thomas is my favorite reoccurring person in the Chris Fleming Universe
oh now THIS energy is something delicious, christopher
without the Oxford comma I thought this video was about two samoyeds, one being your octopus scholar mom and the other being rob thomas
it is about that though
TIL Rob Thomas is an octopus scholar.
@@Rainsofchange What do you think him and Santana talk about every night? They're both octopus scholars, that's how they really met. Smooth is actually a reference to the texture of the octopus.
Okay, was anyone going to tell me that those swole ass pomeranians were hypoallergenic or was I just supposed to learn that in a Chris Fleming video myself?
That's because they're not. No dog is.
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@@thornprick2645 lollll I meant no dog is hypoallergenic 😂
@@LadyJ_88 ??? I don’t understand. Why are we calling dogs hypoallergenic then?
@@missycat7598 I think it's a shady marketing ploy because some breeds shed less but the allergen that causes ppl to have bad reactions is a protein in dog's saliva (& urine actually lol). Same for cats. That's why ppl who are allergic to cats will still have a reaction with a hairless cat...
For some reason I did not expect Rob Thomas to have angry middle management chadly energy and I grieve.
this is hurting me so bad. rob thomas is my t.a.t.u.
6:53 "He's my favorite recording artist, and the one thing that he sees is the one where I call him a LIAR!!!"😂😂😂
"We just wanna do this one for the American lesbian" - the octopus behind t.A.T.u's 'All The Things She Said'
"I have a twin and we take Tuesdays off' sounds like auto generated t shirt text from a facebook ad
Oh my god im obsessed with the fact that Rob Thomas replied on Twitter to say to clarify things fkhdjfj
I know! It was passive aggressive too he knows what he said and he knows he’s a liar lol 😹
Chris didn't even @ him. I think the pandemic is also taking a toll on Rob Thomas.
I don't know what it was but the way he delivered "THIS GUY’S LIKE FIVE-EIGHT" absolutely sent me out my apartment window
Excuse me, I didn’t mean to FaceTime with this art school grief counselor
chris' mom: dElEtE tHiS TeXt
Chris I thought you of all people would know about who’s hypoallergenic and who’s not with that mane of yours
Chris making himself laugh after his 50th consecutive Samoyed joke is the sign from the universe we all needed that 2020 is finally going to pull a 180
Yet it got worse
Chris Fleming is the best case scenario of The Doctor being Americanized.
yes oh god please
Oh god yes
Somehow, that thought has never crossed my mind. Thank you for ending that. Also, I agree.
In the alternate reality where Matt Lucas became the 12th.
I used to have a silent hope that he would.
Dude FUCK YES
I have a samoyed! His name is Auggie and he is incredibly dramatic. If you tell him to sit he tosses his head and fake snarls, and then grumbles loudly as he sits.
Going to use "then this fact came into my pantry" to mark the turning point in my essay, thank you xx
giving us that niche but indescribable energy
6:46 this is the most two dimensional leg i've ever seen
It makes an incredible amount of sense that this person must have been reared by Nancy Fleming, Octopus Evangelist.
“Hey, give me a bath in the sink, as like a sensual thing.” -an octopus
note to self: don't mention hypoallergenic dog on mans wedding day
Now i know how to stop a wedding!
This makes more sense when you realize Chris is a hypoallergenic standard poodle himself and other hypoallergenic beings excite him
TBH because Bonnie is played by Chris's mom, I imagine Bonnie going on about octopi while trying to pull up photos on the iPad she doesn't know how to work.
This video screams fever dream and I don't know why
Oh you must be new 😆
That is how every video is
@@wreckitremy yeah I know but it still catches me off-guard every time :)
Have y’all seen Depiglio
I clicked on this video expecting to laugh, and now I feel compelled to buy a samoyed. Every video is a rollercoaster with you chris, it is very much appreciated.
Have you seen Maya Polar Bear on RUclips? She’s an adorable samoyed
That's great but only if you love brushing a dog for an hour every day!
“This guy’s like 5’8” is how I will describe large dogs from now on
oh how i’ve missed my flightless bird
I don't have a dog allergy, but I might as well get a samoyed anyway
This is hilarious and I've missed you more than I knew I did.
Edit: The way you resolved the octopus 's sink plot hole was masterful. "See you in Akron! Bye virgin!"
I hope Chris and his crush can squash this bitter feud and make up in time for the collab 💞
“I went Helga Pataki when I should have gone CUSACK!!” sent me. We’ve all been there.
I actually feel really bad cuz Chris has talked about loving him before 😭
this feels ominously intimate
look at Siberian cats chris! They’re also delightfully plush and fluffy whilst being hypoallergenic!
I love your comment because it's just wholeheartedly trying to introduce chris to things he would enjoy. Idk its just good vibes
thank you so much for the recommendation because i want a cat, but am unfortunately kinda allergic to them. now at least i know it is possible for me to have a cat :)
Are you telling me those gentle winter forest creatures are hypoallergenic??? Thank you for this information, I am going to get one now
They are also known to have excellent personalities ♥️ my family has two
@@Marchchio Thank you! I absolutely love cats so this is really cool to know! I'm trying to decide what cat to get when I get my own place and I'm pretty sure you just gave me my answer
Hey, Rob... love Real World... the correct response was "every morning, as well". You can file that one away for future use.
This man has synonyms for days
I used to groom samoyeds for a living and I tell you what, that hair will still give your nose a tickle. I'm grateful for them choosing not to do more though.
“Remastered arctic fox”
The fact that Chris has a twin is MONUMENTAL
Rob Thomas replying to your video on Twitter has got me cackling
why is my brain so massaged by the delicate capri folds
i keep coming back to this bc of the "he came for me in the night, did you see what he wrote? he implored me to break quarantine" parts. and the little laugh at the marmoset the kids worshiped
"See ya in Akron! Bye virgin!"
"Did you know that two octopus wrote and produced 'All the things she said' by t.A.T.u, and they didn't even want to be credited?"
Chris. A proposition for you. Your fanbase should be called…your Flemingos! The fact that I gave that an exclamation point only demonstrates how invested I am in its realization.
Update: I just got to the part of the video depicting a flamingo and now I am feeling deflated and unoriginal. Is this a thing already? Someone please clear things up.
Update: Another flamingo depiction! The first one was clearly neither thoughtless nor fleeting. Am I in fact the last person on earth to have come up with this?
Update: A third flamingo depiction. Suggested, acknowledged, confirmed.
Oh my god why was rob so mean about it
Yeah what a douchebag 😏
Because he's an artiste.
@@brett66 Take out the "t", "i", and the second "t"
By George! I think you've got it!
I can’t believe you didn’t know two octopi produced and wrote “All the Things She Said” for famed musical duo t.A.T.u . That’s pretty common knowledge now.
who is this poodle in my notifications
Underrated comment lol
Full vertical mode we stan
This whole video is a religous experience
Chris has the most unique style of comedy I’ve seen in a long time. I just love how random he is. Like his humor makes no sense but somehow just works and is so hilarious. I love it.
CHRIS IS THAT YOU? HAS THE PRODIGAL ANDROGYNOUS CHILD OF THE NORTHEAST RETURNED TO HIS HOMELAND OF YOU THE TUBE? Fr tho I love samoyeds that's so adorable💖 Also why do I think Chris has said "See you in akron, bye virgin!" multiple times in his life
For some reason I saw the glasses and thought it was Davis.
@@lazchurchyard1229 do you mean he niece of lucifer? The good baby? The butterface from the dark beneath??
As a long time Samoyed AND Chris Fleming fan, this is the crossover I never expected but deeply needed in quarantine.
The reply from Rob Thomas nearly gave me whiplash. Looking forward to your show, Chris! My Zoom app is ready to go.
"His hair seriously looks like my mom's when I was a kid."
-my wife
She told me not to leave this comment, but I didn't think you'd mind.
I just realized that i want this same haircut. I have curly hair and i love mom nostalgia
I just realized that i want this same haircut. I have curly hair and i love mom nostalgia
Okey
After all this time... The giant flightless bird still has a crush on Rob Thomas
I don’t keep up with ANY comedian except for this one. They’re just so funny. Every single time.
Can't believe you got completely demolished by Rob Thomas Chris. You need a hug.
I’ve always known rob thomas to be a liar. Don’t feel bad, he clearly lied and needs to be called out lol. Thanks for keeping him honest. That passive aggressive reply says it all.
I agree so passive aggressive just admit you liedRobert and save yourself some embarrassment
“Ex Machina?” Sounds more like some “Shape of Water” isht with that sizzilin 🐙
No, Ex Machina is about escaping captivity. Shape of Water is about Stockholm syndrome.
been feeling so stagnant lately and this chaos was exactly what I needed. gonna go make my own hemp bird perches with this newfound energy.
the fact that rob thomas @'d you on twitter is unspeakably terrifying
Immediately hooked with “this poofy gentleman”
Oh, Chris, you are just about the funniest thing on YT! And full of practical advice! (1) For instance, I have a friend with allergies who would like a substantially-sized (and pretty) dog. I think Samoyeds could be an option. Thanks, Chris! (2) I teach at a university and need a grading assistant. I never thought of asking if we could hire an octopus, but if they can run a Subway, they can probably grade Biology 101 exams. They’d be amazing at the saltwater invertebrate questions. (3a) A lot of successful music collaborations have lead to long-term friendships. Rob Thomas might be exaggerating with “everyday” calls with Carlos, but once or twice a week...totally possible. (3b) Rob might be right...a little more fresh air, and “nature baths” can benefit almost everyone. And knowing you, there may be a new little outdoor friend that you will find.
Anyway, always get a chuckle out of your videos, and chuckles are pretty valuable nowadays! Thanks for the laughs, they make long days a lot more tolerable! Keep healthy! Looking forwards to your next hilarious venture!
This poofy gentleman is actually what I call you in my mind, Chris
The delay on the "Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge" joke hit me like a train. And by train, I specifically mean the train from Snowpiercer that Tilda Swinton's driving.
"See you in Akron! Bye, virgin!"
EDIT: I typed this before he BLEW IT WITH ROB THOMAS!!! 😱😱
Up close and personal with the prince of floof
chris fleming saying “my guy” punched me in the face
Same. I was bewildered.
Does this mean Rob Thomas is aware of Chris's weird highschool style crush on him
when he talks about his mom i remembered that his mom is BONNIE
The Rob Thomas bit gets me laughing sooooooo fucking hard every time I watch. Builds and builds and pays off. Fucking classic
it's my birthday today and this is honestly the second best thing that's happened the whole time, the first was that i got three bags of chocolate chips
happy birthday!!
@@mcrwillneverdie thanks 😁
🥳 happy birthday
If someone ever asked me to describe my sense of humor, I am sending them this exact video. I don't even know how to describe it, but this hits all the right notes for me.
A fucking shout out to Alexander Technique. This is absolute hilarious art.
i'm getting "my guys going in the fountain" tattooed in cursive on my ribs, thanks
a bit disappointed with your octopus facts Chris :/ there have been multiple octopuses that escaped from their tanks by themselves, which means that octopus CHOSE to seduce that marine biologist just to be a tease before yeeting through that sink
chris are u doing ok?
Octopus propaganda has corrupted his mind.
how could he be, he blew it with rob thomas
Some of these are videos he posted on Instagram at the height of the pandemics first wave, so he probably wasn’t when this was all made
Is that you rob thomas?
@@LobstersLobsters psychosomatic ones at that
oh no haha. Rob Thomas not understanding the joke. What a sweet summer child. I love you both.
I think we've all blown it with Rob Thomas at one point or another.
"it can't be so" makes me lose it every fucking time
The amount of the love I have for Chris is not measurable
Lmao just the solid minute of thigh and knee.
name a more iconic duo: chris fleming comments sections and the word "energy"
Aahhh Chris!!! When the world needed you most, you returned! 😂😂
I knew it. The universe is telling me to buy a poofy gentleman
this feels like a facetime that i would receive right before surgery
"Every night? You and Santana on the blower?? It's not right..."