Tallahassee technically made that rule. That's why he always goes for the twinkies even tho its risky. Columbus adapted/integrated Tallahassee's philosophy as one of his rules. During the first movie, T-man is a free spirit while Columbus is obsessed about not breaking his rules, he doesn't know how to enjoy small things before they met.
Other zombie apocalypse movies: absolute living hell, constant danger of disease, dehydration and hunger, nevermind the zombies. Zombie Land: we own the white house and half of NASA.
Love how they have a full stash of high powered, fully automatic weapons at this point, but decide to go with washingtons ol' flintlock and a katana lmao
Woody Harrelson has only become better and better with every movie he has been in. Did not like him much in the beginning, but he has really become one of my favorite actors today.
I loved this movie but haven't re-watched it in years. Upon re-viewing I realized how well put together the first scene is; how the camera pans back and forth to favor each actor as the conversation favors them, then his line about a turning point in the relationship, subtle grin on both actors acknowledging the gag, then, concludes with the actual turning point. Awesome.
Woody's reaction to learning the dude is not only from Berkley CA but that he's a pansy is spot on and every father should have the same reaction to learning such terrible news about his daughter.
@@UserJWR Dude is clearly a modern day hippie who smokes pot on the California beach and plays his guitar while his rich parent's think he's attending classes. He's not a music student. 😄
Oh he was against musicians cuz musicians have reputations, lil rock was closest thing Tallahassee ever had to a daughter n he very much treated her like his child
I was dumped but happened to meet someone new right after, so rather than sulking I went on a date and slept with the other girl... Then I was the bad guy. Except she lost her say over who I fuck when she told me to fuck off.
I think it’s great that they both became such good fucking friends between the first and the second movie, to the point that woody knew the rules by heart.
When I was younger I thought I wanted Wichita but now that I’m grown I see Maddison’s value. I thought it was “smart girl with personality vs dumb Barbie” but it’s actually “selfish bitch vs nice girl”
@@benja_mint see she’s actually not tho. She just has a really nice and submissive personality that I actually would end up enjoying more than wichitas selfish attitude.
Absolutely hands down, every day of the week. Anyone with the slightest self respect and half a dick would do a leap frog over a chick like Wichita for one like Madison.
Would have gone with Madison 10 times out of 10. She's loyal simple uncomplicated and speaks from the heart even if she doesn't have the brain cells to go along with its :)❤❤❤❤❤ Wichita is a remarkable woman and certainly a woman worth pursuit and companionship.However she makes every effort to get to know her difficult and a uphill battle
@jimmyreece5781 they actually are right. Why settle for someone who's gonna keep running when they reach a certain point in their relationship? Before you know it she's gonna hook up with someone manlier and better looking with a bad boy stigma. We clearly see she never met a guy their age yet with a different personality. So all we know she could just be settling because he's all the world offered her. Her sister already said she like bad boys in the first one so who's to say they won't run into any of them down the line?
@jmdevon5117 By the end of the second movie, he was already done with her. If he doesn't even like her anymore, how are you gonna try to say he should be with her?
@johnrodgers8457 I don't think she survived by wits. Remember, she hid in a mall freezer for years. Not to mention she doesn't understand how zombies work
4:32 Tallahassee’s legitimate “What?” is actually kind of heartbreaking. He really took Little Rock under his wing like a daughter. He probably was overprotective because of his son’s death.
Columbus finally had a good woman who treated him well and respected him. And he threw it all away (getting her killed in the process) to help his toxic bitch of an ex. He needed a father figure in Tallahassee just as much as Little Rock did, but he thought he was too smart to listen to anybody but himself.
It doesn't matter how good a woman treats you if can't stand talking to her for more than 10 seconds. Wichita had her ways, but she was who he wanted. And Tallahassee was never his father figure. They have a much more buddy buddy relationship!
5:50 perhaps the worst predicament a guy can be in. I don’t know if you have ever been caught in this kind of situation, but I feel it and it feels bad.
It’s crazy because the first time I saw this movie along time ago ago, she was my least favorite character. I didn’t like her at all. But now, well, I think it is a sign of maturity because she is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life and I love every moment she spends in this movie.
"I told you you were really smart...." (she already begun to heat up on the inside)... "....And then I slept with you"..... (The point where Wichita felt like "witchita" and completely went "please kill me" on the inside.....)
I genuinely love how madison thinks that Colombia is related to everybody, 'is this your sister?, (I'm so stoned and it took me a few mins to write this comment properly)
In a real zombie apocolypse this would turn into handmaidens tale real fast. You would be surprised how fast people descend into depravity when they are isolated.
Can't blame Columbus Wichita was gone for months and thinking he might never see her again he had to learn to move on. Can't blame Wichita I get why she left but she shouldn't be mad at Columbus for meeting someone else, I mean she was gone for months she only came back to fine her sister who left her and ran away with some guy so let's all think would Wichita have ever come back if her sister Little Rock never ran away with Berkeley? I know that Columbus and Wichita get back together in the end but still what do you all think?
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 it's not like that doesn't fucking matter. She left that's it. Time to move on. You don't just dump someone and expect them to turn down other women IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Since I've been a huge fan of Zombieland for years since then I never had dvds I'm thinking I should get them and I'm looking forward if they were gonna make a third movie
I love how Tallahassee casually mentions rule 32, showing he does care about Columbus's rules
I mean that was a clever joke
Well it shows he remembers not that he cares
Tallahassee technically made that rule. That's why he always goes for the twinkies even tho its risky.
Columbus adapted/integrated Tallahassee's philosophy as one of his rules.
During the first movie, T-man is a free spirit while Columbus is obsessed about not breaking his rules, he doesn't know how to enjoy small things before they met.
Well it has been 10 years
To be fair, it is good rules.
Tallahassee is the dad little Rock never asked for, but the one she definately needed.
Very true
a father objecting to who ihs daughter dates. the three of them became a family.
I really can’t believe you said that. You do know this isn’t a documentary?
TallahasseeisThedad
For,ButTheOneSheDeFlnateIyneeded.IittlrROCKneverasKed
Ehm what's wrong with these people 😂
Other zombie apocalypse movies: absolute living hell, constant danger of disease, dehydration and hunger, nevermind the zombies.
Zombie Land: we own the white house and half of NASA.
and they have code red mountain dew
They don't own it, most of the world is dead so there's nobody to tell them where to go or what to do
@@Eddi3xBac0n To Columbus the best part.😂
@@Eddi3xBac0n that's the best Mountain Dew flavor
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2:30 Witchita and Colombus casually sipping their drink while watching Tallahasse throwing tantrums are so hilarious. It's like a Tuesdays to them
I gotta side with Columbus on this whole thing. 😆
""We were on a BREAK"
- Ross Geller"
- Columbus
@@jamespildis579 I mean as far as he knew he was never going to see her again
It's not like they left contact details so they could meet, and cellphones kinda stopped working, so them meeting again would have been pure luck
compliments and booty vs threats and robbery. pretty simple choice.
@@mregskwach6037 Zoey Deutch with years of pent up sexual energy is also a pretty simple choice.
"Supposed to be killing the Dead, not following them" is one of the greatest lines ever lol
We must remember that you shouldn't be invited to the funeral
Grateful dead
That burn at the end, though. Columbus holding nothing back on Wichita, lol.
😂😂🎉🎉
ThatBurnatTheEnd,ThOugh.
HOIDinfNothingBackon
WiChita,loICOlumbus
@@faithgarcia8660 you ok?
Lol typical. Wichita leaves in fear of commitment and still gets jealous the guy she abandoned moved on 😂. I really wished he chose Madison
He'd get bored of Madison after a few months and her dumbness.
nope thats the best@@squirrelsinjacket1804
@@squirrelsinjacket1804I’d get bored of some miserable beach who doesn’t appreciate me. People should always avoid people like this.
In fairness it was only a few months
@JDog2656 they were in love though. Even if they weren't, it is not cool to leave someone like that
Love how they have a full stash of high powered, fully automatic weapons at this point, but decide to go with washingtons ol' flintlock and a katana lmao
I mean a katana would be awsome for that but the flintlock 😂 na
Katana is not the best weapon indoors. But a wakizashi would have been better
katanas cut clean, as would any middle east sword if they had it, and flintlocks leave a huge gaping hole on you. the problem is following shots.
Woody Harrelson has only become better and better with every movie he has been in.
Did not like him much in the beginning, but he has really become one of my favorite actors today.
Kingpin is comedy gold,give it a watch if you've never seen it..
in Breaking bad he was superb
@@samuelbenitez880 he wasn't in Breaking Bad
@@gabepizza wait he didn’t play walters wife? Eye opening thx
Do you mean Cheers or the original Zombieland?
Madison is actually a better person, and much nicer, than Wichita.
Very true but she’s a little dumb lol and that’s okay 😅
Yeah, honestly
💯
I wonder if that goes for the cities too
and way hotter too!
I love how Emma Stone's big eyes dial every emotion and moment up to 11, they make those sarcastic 'WOW!'s when Madison appears golden :-)
They are amazing at emoting and in Cruella even greater!
That is my favorite scene actually… Emma’s expression is priceless!! 😅😮
She's been gone a month for ffs
1:15 I just realized drinking Mountain Dew Code Red in a mug is a callback to first movie.
There is no way that shit still has fizz after a decade lol.
@@Dexilan Probably not but they explain that they have power because "dams". So if refridgerated, maybe. They put "drink cold" on coke for a reason.
I loved this movie but haven't re-watched it in years. Upon re-viewing I realized how well put together the first scene is; how the camera pans back and forth to favor each actor as the conversation favors them, then his line about a turning point in the relationship, subtle grin on both actors acknowledging the gag, then, concludes with the actual turning point. Awesome.
that's made up lol. its just basic movement to show each side of conversation but it's a long shot instead of cuts
Pacifism in a zombie apocalypse is morally wrong, it is the duty of everyone able bodied to thin the horde and reclaim the world for humanity.
Fuck humanity
Nah, humanity sucks tbh
@@legitplayin6977 No it doesn’t
@@Tomas_2555Nono, he got a point
@@legitplayin6977yeah it does, but zombies are worse
“I own a musket for home defense because that’s what the founding fathers intended..”
I own a canon
Triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
I nailed the neighbors dog with a bullet because my pistol was smooth bore
"TALLY HO LADS!"
"IOwnaMuSKetForhomeDeFense
That'sWhatTheFOunding
FaThersintEnded...."
DeFenseBeCause
Dumps him and is then pissed off he hooked up with another woman lol
Showing simp who is the boss
Typ
That sounds on par for a woman
@@user-ly5oo2hd7p womp womp she mad 😂
2:12 I was freakin rolling at this point and this made it even better
😂😂😂
She's not dating a musician, Tal. Did you hear how false his singing is in the cutaway? She's dating a hippie.
Way worse.
What I said
Well he plays music so he is a musician. Doesn't mean he's a good one.
@@blackwingdragonmasta I cut grass, doesnt mean I’m a gardener.
@Emma_madisoni play basketball doesnt mean im a basketball player
Exactly
Woody's reaction to learning the dude is not only from Berkley CA but that he's a pansy is spot on and every father should have the same reaction to learning such terrible news about his daughter.
I always thought it's Berklee, as in the music college in Boston. Huh.
@@UserJWR Dude is clearly a modern day hippie who smokes pot on the California beach and plays his guitar while his rich parent's think he's attending classes. He's not a music student. 😄
I love how based on Witchita's expressions, she has the exact same feelings on the matter.
Daddy Issues?
Agreed, it was great!
He LOVES Elvis, so the musician thing wasn't the dealbreaker
Pacifist in a Zombie apocalypse, tho😅
Honestly in a zombie apocalypse a musician wouldn't be Bad
At least he can cheer you up
@@Ale-dd3ekKinda hard to play music when zombies are enjoying their no-longer walking happy meals
Oh he was against musicians cuz musicians have reputations, lil rock was closest thing Tallahassee ever had to a daughter n he very much treated her like his child
Not every musician can be a hit. For every musician we've heard of, there are many others who end up penniless
8:10 THE funniest moment: "Travel light!" 😅
Because of Madison’s baggage
lvoe how she left him but somehow he still has to feel bad for finding someone new
LOL modern women amirite
I was dumped but happened to meet someone new right after, so rather than sulking I went on a date and slept with the other girl... Then I was the bad guy. Except she lost her say over who I fuck when she told me to fuck off.
@@champloo7wamen ☕️
The crazy thing is that Whichita wouldn’t of returned if Little Rock never left her 🤡
They always come back.
Madison is the air head we all need 😂
I agree with Tallahassee I was surprised when Little Rock did that to her own sister Wichita I enjoy that scene every time
I think it’s great that they both became such good fucking friends between the first and the second movie, to the point that woody knew the rules by heart.
When I was younger I thought I wanted Wichita but now that I’m grown I see Maddison’s value. I thought it was “smart girl with personality vs dumb Barbie” but it’s actually “selfish bitch vs nice girl”
Madison is nice but it would be hard to respect her as a partner since she's so air headed
@@benja_mint see she’s actually not tho. She just has a really nice and submissive personality that I actually would end up enjoying more than wichitas selfish attitude.
100%, I'll take dumb and nice over smart and cynical anyday.
I don't see her as dumb, but I'm from California, so what do I know? haha
@@evannatland5151 my thoughts exactly, I'd have wifed her up and protected her at all costs
drops him dissapears for a month gets mad at him moving on how dare she
Women in a nutshell🤣 Watch and learn.
@@sputzelein classic
classic of Wichita to get upset at Columbus for moving on when she left in the first place
her entire role is to sneer at things. I'd take the dumb blonde over her too
I love how hard it was for him to get through the damn door
Madison would be the better woman to have around honestly
Absolutely hands down, every day of the week. Anyone with the slightest self respect and half a dick would do a leap frog over a chick like Wichita for one like Madison.
Hands down. Every mans dream lol
What… In… The… Butt.
The way Woody delivers that line is PERFECT! 👌
"I told you, you were really smart. Then i slept with you!" Gotta love it.
FFS did they really have to make him more canadian? 😂😂😂
Love you beck!!!
😂😂😂🎉🎉
Madison is best thing about this movie
Would have gone with Madison 10 times out of 10. She's loyal simple uncomplicated and speaks from the heart even if she doesn't have the brain cells to go along with its :)❤❤❤❤❤ Wichita is a remarkable woman and certainly a woman worth pursuit and companionship.However she makes every effort to get to know her difficult and a uphill battle
I am married to a woman like Madison. She has a good heart and I have enough IQ points for both of us.
@@JaimeWarlock Bravo keep her close keep her safe happiness can't be taken for granted
Everyone saying Madison is better for Columbus is right, but that's not who he fell in love with.
No, theyre not right.
@jimmyreece5781 they actually are right. Why settle for someone who's gonna keep running when they reach a certain point in their relationship?
Before you know it she's gonna hook up with someone manlier and better looking with a bad boy stigma. We clearly see she never met a guy their age yet with a different personality. So all we know she could just be settling because he's all the world offered her.
Her sister already said she like bad boys in the first one so who's to say they won't run into any of them down the line?
@jmdevon5117 By the end of the second movie, he was already done with her. If he doesn't even like her anymore, how are you gonna try to say he should be with her?
@@jimmyreece5781 they are right because Columbus said she isnt her type
I love how we never really know if Maddison is her real name or the name of where she's from.
It's her name, she doesn't know about how they use where they are from as their name, not to mention she's not the brightest of characters.
@@__-fr9ek I disagree. She was smart enough to survive and every single other character has the name of a city.
Or it could be both her name could be Madison and she is from there which would be the irony.
@@jmdevon5117 kind of what i was thinking
@johnrodgers8457 I don't think she survived by wits. Remember, she hid in a mall freezer for years. Not to mention she doesn't understand how zombies work
Madison stole the spotlight in the movie
“When we first met. I told you you were really smart. And then I slept with you” the dream 😂
I hope they all come back for a 3rd, enjoy these movies so much.
I love it when they give Emma Stone the best lines!
They give Emma Stone lines and she makes them the best.
Rule #1 It takes a real man to drive a pink Cadillac 😆
Tallahassee's psychotic hippie rant is absolutely hilarious.
7:53 the way emma stone says GIRRLFRIEEEEENDD 😂
Blonde is a an awesome upgrade
I love how the movie makers wanted us to hate Zoey and line Emma but that didn’t happen 😂
4:32 Tallahassee’s legitimate “What?” is actually kind of heartbreaking.
He really took Little Rock under his wing like a daughter. He probably was overprotective because of his son’s death.
-is that your sister?: the smartest thing ever said by Zoe Dutch's character! this movie wasn't that bad, was it?
"Nuttin' Up definitely not shuttin' up" I DONT REMEMBER THAT??
I want a third film of this
😂In another 10 years
@@DavidMartinez-ce3lpworth it
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 agreed
Emma Stone's Wichita kind of scares the hell out of me. When her eyes turn mean 5:52 I would question my survival over the next few moments!
I thought that #2 was just as funny as #1. Definitely worth the wait.
Madison really shines a spotlight on how shitty Wichita is as a person.
Wichita shines a spotlight on how shitty of a person Wichita is, Madison is a refreshing alternative, polar opposite of shitty Wichita
I mean, what did she think was going to happen, columbus was going to wait for her to return which as far as he was aware was never
She probably assumed she was the only woman left
If my life was a movie, Woody would be the actor to play me.
"heh, heh-heh, does anyone else get the irony of that, huh"
The little sister is eating everyone’s food!!
"WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!" - Ross in behalf of Columbus.
Yeah, cuz that worked out so good for Ross lol
It was soo sad, when the Acropolis struck
Madison was an underrated character. Actually liked her more than the rest of the assholes.
I love that!! How many tines I’ve wanted to shut the back of an SUV or whatever.
0:06 me when I was just trying to have a nice quiet night of sleep then this happens
Columbus finally had a good woman who treated him well and respected him. And he threw it all away (getting her killed in the process) to help his toxic bitch of an ex. He needed a father figure in Tallahassee just as much as Little Rock did, but he thought he was too smart to listen to anybody but himself.
Madison isn't dead.
Modern day simp
It doesn't matter how good a woman treats you if can't stand talking to her for more than 10 seconds. Wichita had her ways, but she was who he wanted.
And Tallahassee was never his father figure. They have a much more buddy buddy relationship!
@@tonyj9743 you don´t want a girl you know you can`t hold. Let her fly away and come over it.
When Tallahassee says ahhhhh he sounds like tom from tom and jerry
Tallahassee calming down to loose it like 10 seconds later is absolutely hilarious
Berkeley was so perfectly annoying😂
2:18 I WAS ON THE FLOOR ON TEARS I COULDN'T BREATTTHHH0
Why is Wichita mad at Columbus? Didn't she dump him and run off?
Woman are children. They only want the toy when someone else does.
He should have gotten hear plugs since the other two were roaring on the bed
Madison was the best part of double tap
"Is that your sister?" hahahahaha
i told u u were really smart and then i slept with u lol how could u say no to that
One of my favorite lines in the movie 😂
"You have a beautiful voice." This being said to someone who is part of the main cast of a musical sitcom who barely ever sings.
I’m just saying it’s super ironic.
Gandhi didn’t avoid conflict , he just chose to confront the conflict with non violence
And had no problem letting other die in the process of carrying out this “choice”
@@ABBZ120 oh right , like he lived to a 100
The British never let go of a place like India without a fight
@@Reprodestruxion they let go because they wouldn't stand a chance after the losses in WW2
He's nuke em
5:50 perhaps the worst predicament a guy can be in. I don’t know if you have ever been caught in this kind of situation, but I feel it and it feels bad.
2:17 he is my second favorite character in this movie behind the blonde girl lol
If they had more Madison’s at Hebrew school I never would have left town.
It’s crazy because the first time I saw this movie along time ago ago, she was my least favorite character. I didn’t like her at all. But now, well, I think it is a sign of maturity because she is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life and I love every moment she spends in this movie.
fun fact, Zoey Deutch's mother is Lea Thompson, and they're both the right age for a Back to the Future remake
nice
I like both very much, I however prefer original productions, not so fondo of remakes
Classic treat the guy like trash but then be angry when he finds someone that treats him well.
He's better suited to the ditzy girl anyway. She will probably find another survivor thats more her type.
I like to think Woody wasn't acting in this film.
Great clip, awesome series ! ... 😊👍
I love all these characters. I hope they make some more movies of these characters.
I love this movie… woody did such a fantastic job!
"Yeah, me too"
Stereotypical hormones 😂
"I told you you were really smart...." (she already begun to heat up on the inside)... "....And then I slept with you"..... (The point where Wichita felt like "witchita" and completely went "please kill me" on the inside.....)
ha that Berkeley guy played Leon from the Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City movie
He’s also beck from victorious lol
@@Fartsquad_the canadian…DONT FORGET THAT!
8:14 I felt so bad for Madison here 😭
3:37 maybe havin never told her no before caused this.
I genuinely love how madison thinks that Colombia is related to everybody, 'is this your sister?, (I'm so stoned and it took me a few mins to write this comment properly)
Woody is better Guardian parent than Wichita
Some warm, expired Code Red Mountain Dew must hit the spot.
Sugar alcohol probably at 40 percent, hitting just as hard as vodka
In a real zombie apocolypse this would turn into handmaidens tale real fast. You would be surprised how fast people descend into depravity when they are isolated.
Can't blame Columbus Wichita was gone for months and thinking he might never see her again he had to learn to move on.
Can't blame Wichita I get why she left but she shouldn't be mad at Columbus for meeting someone else, I mean she was gone for months she only came back to fine her sister who left her and ran away with some guy so let's all think would Wichita have ever come back if her sister Little Rock never ran away with Berkeley?
I know that Columbus and Wichita get back together in the end but still what do you all think?
It's not like she wrote in her letter that she would not look around for someone new ...
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 it's not like that doesn't fucking matter. She left that's it. Time to move on. You don't just dump someone and expect them to turn down other women IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
@@handle-q9b I was not defending her, rather agreeing with OP
How do you know how long she was gone?
@@jimmyreece5781 watched da movie
Мэдиссон супер! ))
I love these movies
Since I've been a huge fan of Zombieland for years since then I never had dvds I'm thinking I should get them and I'm looking forward if they were gonna make a third movie