he did a whole season of a reality show called steven seagal: Lawman where he fooled a sheriff's department into deputizing him and it's basically seagal + COPS and it's just as terrible as it sounds
@@relaxedsack1263 I know I'm late to this comment. But that's the wrong sheriff. He was working with a department out of Louisiana. Arpaio is out of the south west.
I'm so happy you guys used Space Ice for reference - I've been binging his videos lately and been cracking up at him ragging on Segal. You should definitely do something on JCVD now!
Funniest Seagull fight was in Against The Dark in a bitchslap fight vs the vampire queen. Best Seagull fight was getting KTFO by Mike Tyson in China Salesman. Best Seagull scene overall was being sucked out of the tube connecting the planes in Executive Decision. Ever notice the last few years that his gut has become an armrest? He's always got his arms crossed just balanced on his huge belly because he never knows what to do with his hands besides that limp wristed butterfly thing. I bet he hasn't even seen his belly button since he became a Putin loving Russian.
Funny story about Executive Decision, Seagull was signed on as the star but he was so toxic on set (that's when he assaulted John Legiuzamo) that they decided to kill off his character and made Steven think it was his idea to have his character do the most heroic thing by sacrificing himself. Then the producers were all "People are going to be pissed that we killed off the star a third into the movie" but no, that's what made people want to see it, Steven Seagull dies was the big selling point. Hahahaha!! To this day Steven thinks he made the call to have his character killed off when the fact was nobody wanted to work with him.
My favourite Steven Seagal movie is Executive Decision, the movie in which his character unceremoniously dies in the first third of the movie without having really done anything.
Before this I saw like 2 Seagal movies (Under Siege 2 and Out for Justice) and I thought he was a respectable and good actor but now that I learned about all the horrors, I just wonder what's going in his head
There's a channel called "Jason Brant". They basically do "Bad movies"-reactions, where they watch and make fun of bad movies. They're pretty fun to watch. I had no idea just how bad Seagal movies are, till I watched their Seagal videos. Definitely recommend that channel
It's great you went to his chair being broken as the John Thicc catalyst... Honestly, I would go for "trimming his gnarly cocaine fingernail" which I only noticed in a JonTron video of Seagal...
If you wanna find out just how awful the dude is, the podcast Behind the Bastards (a history podcast about the *worst* people) has a couple episodes about him. Dude is, in fact, a monster.
Jason Brant, he has a YT channel where they watch really bad movies including everything Steven puts out. Sometimes I feel bad that they have to sit through every minute of them but then I remember that they're being paid to do it, I wasn't, then I feel bad for myself because I paid to rent his crap at Blockbuster just to hate watch him before YT was a thing.
I wish you guys had hung around on the advert for the drinks longer, it gets more bizarre and seedy than you could imagine, including a Russian girl begging him to get in the pool with her 'sister' (whom he'd pushed in shortly before by the way)... Unfathomably creepy.
The films Seagal makes now have an average budget of around $5M and gross about $7k - $10k. And make no mistake, it's not a hero complex, it's a LITERAL god complex. He truly believes he is a god because the Delhi Lama told him so. Space Ice is great, no doubt, but Jason Brant (That's the name of his channel) revolves his reviews of bad movies "So Bad It's Good" and they have reviewed the majority of his movies and do some great commentary about Sifu Seagal.
The Steven Seagal replacing John Wick video was insane, really enjoyed every second of it 🤣. I would love to see more sensei seagal videos and a whole movie made by Corridor Crew 😆👍.
A friend of mine is a fan since our 20s now at 40s, he still thinks SS the best martial artist of all time and still thinks all the fights in his movies are real.
OMG that Steven Seagal lightening bolt commercial was so bad it reminded me of the commercials from my childhood. This man needs to be slapped back to reality.
Bruce Willis never sold his likeness to anyone. The Russian company that used his likeness in commercials made it up to not catch flack, but Willis' representatives came out saying that they never sold his likeness to anyone.
Steven can't swim. True story. He won't even get into a children's wading pool. This one time he fell in the water after walking through the wrong door he had to be rescued from drowning, had black goo dripping down his face from his Dracula hairline, it must have been hilarious. And that's why he wasn't in the swimming pool with the hot babe.
It was not a nice wakeup when I found out how terrible of a person Seagal was just a while back. Never thought he was a great actor, but it was pretty rare to see Aikido in movies and he used to do it pretty well and what was a bit different about his movies was the gruesome moves and effortless nature whilst doing them. The new ones are just horrificly bad. But then again, I love silly old action movies. Going through old ones with a friend during the pandemic was great. Like American Ninja movies, old Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa, Michael Jai White, Marc Dacascos' 90s flicks, Ninja Assassin, Ninja, DOA, Kenshin movies and still have a massive backlog from like Cynthia Rothrock whom you should REALLY get onto the stunt couch, she still trains in LA, afaik. The latest weird find was a ninja movie shot in like 84, lost and finally finalized and released in 2021. It's called New York Ninja and it's really bad but hilarious.
He “used to do aikido pretty well” bro he looks like a sack of flower slap fighting people he pays to dramatically roll out of the way to make him look badass
Link for advertisement discussed at 36:57 - ruclips.net/video/IId64OJdCKM/видео.html The Asian experience is asian cordyceps and cherry thing is goji berry!! 😂 And he never drinks it once!!
You got it wrong though when it comes to where the revenue for his movies are coming from. It's not that there is a foreign market where he is still famous and people are watching his movies - these movies are sold to TV-stations and networks/streaming services who buy stuff like this (often bundled).
Great episode. I feel so sorry for matt for having to wade through so much seagal content. Can anyone point me in the direction of Shrimp Nicks t shirt? It caught my eye.
Technically, a John Wick movie without an actor like Keanu Reeves would be very hard to make. Keanu trained hard, like month after month, from martial arts to gun play. For a giant turd like Steven Segalski with the flexibility of a wooden plank and horrendous gun handling, John Wick won't be John Wick but Cringe Wick.🤣
It is wild that Seagal was a police officer and still handles gs so poorly but it also explains why the average cop is so poorly trained because he used to be an instructor.
The closest thing would be Tom Cruise, but he doesn't have the same vibe like Keanu and the role deviates from his typecast. Michael Mann's Collateral is basically proto-John Wick specifically because of Tom Cruise's character.
How comes Frank Dux never wrote a movie for Seagal... both worked for special forces... allegedly. Edit : did Jordan quoted Napoleon Blownappart line about Seagal put his hands into anything?
You guys talk on top of each other WAY too much. Had this on the background and have to turn it off.. 4 people talking at the same time and none of them understand to shut the hell up.
As much as I love you guys, I personally hope this is the last video giving this genocide-endorsing (yes, he was on russian propaganda media) has-been this big of a platform in multiple videos on some of the largest YT channels in this segment.
Check out the story of Gene LeBell and how he choked out Steven Seagal. I think the story ended with Seagal defecating/relieving himself as he was passing out. Lebell was blackballed by Seagal for awhile because of it and Seagal tried to squash the story. Fantastic story.
I genuinely love these guys, and I did enjoy the video, but here then talk about it. Honestly it comes across just mean! I don’t know the guy and I don’t know was true and his life, but he’s still a human being
Jakes idea of 80's Seagal investigating 2020's Seagal money laundering scheme then fight him and win, I wanna see that, that sounds amazing.
Oh my god, a cheesy title and sub title just came to my mind: The Seagal Conspiracy: The only man strong enough to stop Seagal, is Seagal himself.
Please make this movie 🍿
This should be the sequel trailer they create.
I want the young Seagal to destroy the chubby Seagal.
Isn't that the plo to looper tho
he did a whole season of a reality show called steven seagal: Lawman where he fooled a sheriff's department into deputizing him and it's basically seagal + COPS and it's just as terrible as it sounds
Not just any sherif but joe arpaio, of out door tent prison fame. Piece of work on his own.
@@relaxedsack1263 That makes sense. Garbage attracts garbage.
@@relaxedsack1263 I know I'm late to this comment. But that's the wrong sheriff. He was working with a department out of Louisiana. Arpaio is out of the south west.
@@MrPingn ur still right though. correct me plz
I love that Jordan A gets so frustrated that his English slips out at 24:08
Loved the John Thick video! You guys are running like an efficient machine and I’m here for it
I'm so happy you guys used Space Ice for reference - I've been binging his videos lately and been cracking up at him ragging on Segal. You should definitely do something on JCVD now!
If you guys think Seagal is bad you need to watch a Neil Breen movie
Funniest Seagull fight was in Against The Dark in a bitchslap fight vs the vampire queen. Best Seagull fight was getting KTFO by Mike Tyson in China Salesman. Best Seagull scene overall was being sucked out of the tube connecting the planes in Executive Decision. Ever notice the last few years that his gut has become an armrest? He's always got his arms crossed just balanced on his huge belly because he never knows what to do with his hands besides that limp wristed butterfly thing. I bet he hasn't even seen his belly button since he became a Putin loving Russian.
Funny story about Executive Decision, Seagull was signed on as the star but he was so toxic on set (that's when he assaulted John Legiuzamo) that they decided to kill off his character and made Steven think it was his idea to have his character do the most heroic thing by sacrificing himself. Then the producers were all "People are going to be pissed that we killed off the star a third into the movie" but no, that's what made people want to see it, Steven Seagull dies was the big selling point. Hahahaha!! To this day Steven thinks he made the call to have his character killed off when the fact was nobody wanted to work with him.
I can imagine that if Wren was in this podcast, he'd actually try eating the Playdough. 😅
More crazy is that Seagal is still walking free and is not in prison.
My favourite Steven Seagal movie is Executive Decision, the movie in which his character unceremoniously dies in the first third of the movie without having really done anything.
Before this I saw like 2 Seagal movies (Under Siege 2 and Out for Justice) and I thought he was a respectable and good actor but now that I learned about all the horrors, I just wonder what's going in his head
There's a channel called "Jason Brant". They basically do "Bad movies"-reactions, where they watch and make fun of bad movies. They're pretty fun to watch. I had no idea just how bad Seagal movies are, till I watched their Seagal videos.
Definitely recommend that channel
@@damyr55 Gonna check it out when I have free time
It's great you went to his chair being broken as the John Thicc catalyst... Honestly, I would go for "trimming his gnarly cocaine fingernail" which I only noticed in a JonTron video of Seagal...
If you wanna find out just how awful the dude is, the podcast Behind the Bastards (a history podcast about the *worst* people) has a couple episodes about him.
Dude is, in fact, a monster.
Office Seagal Olympics when?
It's hilarious how much Jordan's brain appears to be hurting when Jake describes Segal's epic takedown of a nuclear device.
Jason Brant, he has a YT channel where they watch really bad movies including everything Steven puts out. Sometimes I feel bad that they have to sit through every minute of them but then I remember that they're being paid to do it, I wasn't, then I feel bad for myself because I paid to rent his crap at Blockbuster just to hate watch him before YT was a thing.
I remember several BG casting agencies began to refuse to send Asian females to his sets due to the continual stream of sexual harassment complaints.
I wish you guys had hung around on the advert for the drinks longer, it gets more bizarre and seedy than you could imagine, including a Russian girl begging him to get in the pool with her 'sister' (whom he'd pushed in shortly before by the way)... Unfathomably creepy.
I would love to see Pauly shore take over van Damme movies
I've heard it before on RUclips that Seagal was the first private citizen to disarm a Nuke.
Foot note: WHY WOULD ANYONE LIE ABOUT THAT! I'TS SO DUMB.
I liked Under Siege 1 and 2, Exit Wounds had co-star DMX. I kind of thought he quit acting to become a cop or something.
36:27 🤣 he did say the thing i thought he said
great episode! Loved that Jake got to learn about the horros of Seagal
The films Seagal makes now have an average budget of around $5M and gross about $7k - $10k. And make no mistake, it's not a hero complex, it's a LITERAL god complex. He truly believes he is a god because the Delhi Lama told him so. Space Ice is great, no doubt, but Jason Brant (That's the name of his channel) revolves his reviews of bad movies "So Bad It's Good" and they have reviewed the majority of his movies and do some great commentary about Sifu Seagal.
The Steven Seagal replacing John Wick video was insane, really enjoyed every second of it 🤣. I would love to see more sensei seagal videos and a whole movie made by Corridor Crew 😆👍.
Is it just me or is the logo on Steven Seagal's drink look like a person sitting on a chair?
Narcissism is one hell of a drug
Steven Seagal: "You got time guys?" "Yes. 58 min for you my man." Steven Seagal: "Thanks!"
That scene of John Wick falling down all those stairs in JW4, love to see Steven replace John there.
Tom Segura has a great bit on Steven lol
Seagal will be remembered forever..........
As one of hollyweird's biggest clowns
A friend of mine is a fan since our 20s now at 40s, he still thinks SS the best martial artist of all time and still thinks all the fights in his movies are real.
OMG that Steven Seagal lightening bolt commercial was so bad it reminded me of the commercials from my childhood. This man needs to be slapped back to reality.
Jordan on fire, good and enjoyable was wisdom.
You should pee in the shower! Saves water! It's environmentally good!
That Lightning Bolt ad was so terrible I literally couldn't finish it. It made me want to die.
Is it just me or is anyone else waiting for the Steven Seagal thing to get really dark?
I watched the energy drink adverts, they're painful
2x speed sounds like me and the crew after a solid late night rave
that energy drink commercial was INSANE
All his products are named just like his movie titles.
love this episode so much
Loving the bookshelves behind Jake!!
Bruce Willis never sold his likeness to anyone. The Russian company that used his likeness in commercials made it up to not catch flack, but Willis' representatives came out saying that they never sold his likeness to anyone.
Steven can't swim. True story. He won't even get into a children's wading pool. This one time he fell in the water after walking through the wrong door he had to be rescued from drowning, had black goo dripping down his face from his Dracula hairline, it must have been hilarious. And that's why he wasn't in the swimming pool with the hot babe.
I think it was Tom Arnold who told that story.
I thought the Bruce thing was a false rumor
It was not a nice wakeup when I found out how terrible of a person Seagal was just a while back. Never thought he was a great actor, but it was pretty rare to see Aikido in movies and he used to do it pretty well and what was a bit different about his movies was the gruesome moves and effortless nature whilst doing them. The new ones are just horrificly bad.
But then again, I love silly old action movies. Going through old ones with a friend during the pandemic was great. Like American Ninja movies, old Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa, Michael Jai White, Marc Dacascos' 90s flicks, Ninja Assassin, Ninja, DOA, Kenshin movies and still have a massive backlog from like Cynthia Rothrock whom you should REALLY get onto the stunt couch, she still trains in LA, afaik.
The latest weird find was a ninja movie shot in like 84, lost and finally finalized and released in 2021. It's called New York Ninja and it's really bad but hilarious.
He “used to do aikido pretty well” bro he looks like a sack of flower slap fighting people he pays to dramatically roll out of the way to make him look badass
@@a.w_. Never said I was the Aikido pro or a movie know-it-all.
@@esaedvik hey man, no need to get huffy. Let’s stay positive!
@@a.w_. What is your problem? I meant the teenager me thought it was cool, back when his early movies came out. Simple as that.
@@esaedvik what’s wrong with what I said, I’m just trying to stay positive!
They killed my chair
Worse than Adam Savage?
Executive Decision is the best seagal film, the one with Kurt Russell and Halle Berry
In Russia the news about Steven sounded like: "Look! Great american actor now lives in russia because America is VERY BAD". Now I see the irony...
Link for advertisement discussed at 36:57 - ruclips.net/video/IId64OJdCKM/видео.html
The Asian experience is asian cordyceps and cherry thing is goji berry!! 😂 And he never drinks it once!!
You got it wrong though when it comes to where the revenue for his movies are coming from.
It's not that there is a foreign market where he is still famous and people are watching his movies - these movies are sold to TV-stations and networks/streaming services who buy stuff like this (often bundled).
plz no p;laydough
Ah the power of Ka-ra-tah
Steven Seagal office Olympics where the ones who do better are knocked out and the “worst” player wins the contest!
Great episode. I feel so sorry for matt for having to wade through so much seagal content.
Can anyone point me in the direction of Shrimp Nicks t shirt? It caught my eye.
you guys seen The Onion Movie? or to be more specific the Cock Puncher skits from The Onion Movie?
brads idea was right on, young seagul vs old seagul for sure, just get a couple stunt doubles and face swap them!
Had to pause the video and look up the commercial, and I first thought I had found a spoof of it at first, it's sooooo bad xD
Kindly fact check the Bruce Willis thing. I think that turned out to be false.
Technically, a John Wick movie without an actor like Keanu Reeves would be very hard to make. Keanu trained hard, like month after month, from martial arts to gun play. For a giant turd like Steven Segalski with the flexibility of a wooden plank and horrendous gun handling, John Wick won't be John Wick but Cringe Wick.🤣
It is wild that Seagal was a police officer and still handles gs so poorly but it also explains why the average cop is so poorly trained because he used to be an instructor.
The closest thing would be Tom Cruise, but he doesn't have the same vibe like Keanu and the role deviates from his typecast.
Michael Mann's Collateral is basically proto-John Wick specifically because of Tom Cruise's character.
next video, "Steven Seagul: the revenge of the bird"
“he has dementia”
- oh shoot I forgot that 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Breaking news extraction two
56:07 , I thought where did the car come from ??
These looks behind the scenes of new Corridor videos are so cool.
50:20 So that HE could put it OUT. LOL
"Eating Plato", heh!
How long until Segal's threaten legal action?
How comes Frank Dux never wrote a movie for Seagal... both worked for special forces... allegedly.
Edit : did Jordan quoted Napoleon Blownappart line about Seagal put his hands into anything?
You guys talk on top of each other WAY too much. Had this on the background and have to turn it off.. 4 people talking at the same time and none of them understand to shut the hell up.
As much as I love you guys, I personally hope this is the last video giving this genocide-endorsing (yes, he was on russian propaganda media) has-been this big of a platform in multiple videos on some of the largest YT channels in this segment.
Check out the story of Gene LeBell and how he choked out Steven Seagal. I think the story ended with Seagal defecating/relieving himself as he was passing out. Lebell was blackballed by Seagal for awhile because of it and Seagal tried to squash the story. Fantastic story.
I genuinely love these guys, and I did enjoy the video, but here then talk about it. Honestly it comes across just mean!
I don’t know the guy and I don’t know was true and his life, but he’s still a human being
He's a human being that literally abuses other human beings...so...
Stay outta politics guys