¡You Are / Not The Father! Part 2

¡IM BACK AFTER 3 YEARS!
I tried to get more white people but there are only black people in this channel!!.
SONGS:
0:03 Dae Dae - Wat U Mean (Aye, Aye, Aye)
0:28 Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz
0:59 Panda - Desiigner
2:12 Ayo & Teo - Rolex
2:44 BIG SHAQ - MANS NOT HOT
4:16 Travis Scott - SICKO MODE ft. Drake
4:34 Blah Blah Blah - Armin van Buuren
4:56 Mojo - Carnival
5:30 Ahzee - King

[@henry9119]

this show:
90% screaming
8%you are/you are not
2% backflip

[@nik7853]

Dat backflip tho

[@NotYourAvgAmerican]

1% fortnite dancing

[@YourLocalPlagueDoctor]

50% audience team change

[@Leopard2A7V_ger]

@@NotYourAvgAmerican [Insert buggs bunny 'No' meme here]

[@kk-fm7wk]

What time lapse

[@andrewmerz6554]

Imagine being named Kyron Jr. and your dad ain’t named Kyron

[@brandonchavez4901]

That’s a red flag 😂

[@UltraStarLord]

Tell that to Salvatore Jr.

[@julianvenegas642]

Talk about a premature celebration 😂

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151]

It ace is tho

[@taymothafreakinlor]

BruhMomentum right

[@villekeskitapio9171]

I feel bad for any child who has to grow up with that kind of parents..

[@dbk9447]

Nah its the the mothers fault since they cheated plus if the men dont want children they dont want children its their life

[@masteryoshi6434]

Bro its just a show

[@bencyk2783]

Ville Keskitapio its fake show lol

[@bencyk2783]

Ville Keskitapio its fake show lol

[@SomeOne-on3on]

That kind of true

[@Melissa-jp8ps]

Imagine having 4 children out of wedlock, needing a paternity test, and naming one of your children Modesty.

[@abc-ju5oq]

Maybe so they won't repeat the mother's mistakes?

[@sair9850]

@@abc-ju5oqunfortunately kids learn from their parents especially in an unstable house like theirs, wish the best for them tho

[@adama.kamara]

😂

[@SportsBettingFacts]

@4:20 It says 63 year old guy and we see a young guy doing back flips. It he 63 years old? I'm lost

[@jessegeyer9294]

This man just insulted all four of his babies on television. What a beautiful show.

[@MMGV1992]

yeah becauze guys like this dont give a fuck about consecuences so its more easier to bitch about it and deny it... its a mans world.

[@BrunMog-ur]

God is good!

[@elardofleming1166]

He need jesus

[@ericgrimes341]

Damn you are batting .1000 dude.

[@dantemartinez8878]

He needs some milk

[@slatephoenix3429]

The audience is always on the girls side until he ain’t the father. Then they act like they were always on his side

[@thecommentsuperhero8578]

@@chadwarden1179 Haha get the fuck out of here. The audience isn't always on the girls side and she'll get called a whore for the rest of her life if she looses. I haven't seen a single comment calling a guy a fuckboy.

[@syededdy8103]

Fuck the audience fuck them thots

[@pinklemonade1115]

Chad Daddy you realize this show is fake lmao

[@sparkylynx8723]

@@thecommentsuperhero8578 usually on the show the men are shamed for having a child and leaving until it is revealed that they aren't the father. The only situation where anything negative is said about the women is if they've been on the show before and returned. Stop being naive. And if you wish to continue living in ignorance, refrain from spreading it.

[@thecommentsuperhero8578]

@@sparkylynx8723 I'm talking about the comments here. The audience is literally being told what to do we don't care about them. Go and try to find a comment that is calling one of the guilty guys a fuckboy. Good luck.

[@mikeoxlong9675]

imagine finding out that somone danced and celebrated this hard because you werent their child

[@Epilogue_04]

I would laugh

[@number1nwah77]

I would wanna find them and show them this clip 😂

[@tract420]

Think about it. They don’t have to pay a crap ton of money for child support and they prove that the girl cheated. I’d be pretty happy.

[@gustfausttrags7524]

I would be happy

[@a1884]

Dog i was just thinking this

[@RG-zp2qw]

When I was 18 and ready to go into the Army, I made out with this girl but nothing happened. While in the Army my mom told the girl claimed I got her pregnant. This girl went to court as she wanted child support payment and made my life hell. I was young and this was back in the day when DNA was expensive to do. They garnered my wages but I said it was not me as we didn't even have sex. A few years go by, I get a DNA test which proved I was not the father. And even after I proved I was not the father it was hard for me to stop paying child support. The judge even told me to be a man and step up but I said I was not the father. Eventually the woman confessed that indeed, I was not the father and she did not know who the father really was. But it cost me 12 years of financial and emotional hell.

[@julianmarshall6723]

That's why she should have been made to repay you every cent that you paid in child support

[@Phendrana.]

Karma will appear

[@sergeantmajor_gross]

So even after the DNA test you could not ask the judge to stop paying child support? Man you can scammed :/

[@zerox_8562]

That's fucked up man, isn't there a way to take this to court? Cuz she basically stole your money for years

[@truthtorpedo4068]

My goodness! You should sue the pants off her!

[@alinaclark]

Girls when the guy isn’t the father
Ight imma head out

[@zineba2368]

Yea

[@Kenant.]

-Alina- yeh

[@Xannyphantom905]

Like they don't know where that vag has been

[@esaulguerrero1977]

@@Xannyphantom905 that's kind sad

[@wildmansam1]

Lmao that’s the funniest part of this comment thread

[@onebrickyboi2630]

“YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
Couch: Ah shit here we go again

[@rewel8942]

Feature me please Clumsy ! Hahahahahaha

[@mr.8999]

😂✊

[@tyronedotson5940]

Feature me please Clumsy ! 😂😂😂

[@dsl_flix298]

Feature me please Clumsy ! Lmaoooo

[@ter8308]

Lol

[@jackhaverty1332]

Imagine the person you thought was your father do a god damn backflip when he found out you weren’t his child

[@yolevi8829]

I would be proud

[@brandondaniels2027]

I would be more impressed than anything else

[@Simon-ge2sy]

Jack H. I’m laughing now how do I stop

[@Myron90]

Damn that would hurt

[@magical_crab]

Bruh moment

[@rick_thunder]

Just once I want to see a man hear “You are NOT the father,” and then calmly walk over, shake Maury’s hand, wave to the crowd, and walk out without saying a word.

[@dynastypierce3997]

Same. Would also like it if the women didn't get so aggressive when they hear "You are the father."

[@arashink]

The one that was heart breaking was when Maury said the guy was not the father, and the guy broke down crying because he wanted to have a kid.

[@duyphan4617]

Well then that man is too kind

[@TGOPoma]

There was a guy who did almost exactly that, and they stopped him from leaving, lmao.

[@madmanszalinski]

I actually did see this in a comp the other day, so it has happened at least once lol

[@KCMFoTheERG]

Honestly, it hurts when we hear "You are the father."

[@structlightning]

Kyle Cherry ong💀 except for the last dude tho he disrespected his own children

[@letmeknowlynn]

NOOOO CHILD SUPPORT

[@fexxy8142]

@@structlightning fr doug

[@7xkk3o]

Jesus Kawesus he wrong for saying the kid was to fat

[@ImKbra]

me and my boy when he is not the father

[@KurtRusselPH]

*"You Are Not The Father"*
Woman: *cries*
Audience: *cheers*
Man: *dances*
Cameraman: *turns into The Flash*

[@relotuffplayz9019]

They have to go through special training, look up rdc world camera man training

[@dedsec6072]

Cameraman don't need to run to chase fat people

[@TreStayCool]

Yeah pretty much

[@fucckmay]

Lmao

[@janelleallen5168]

@@dedsec6072 lmao🤣😅

[@TheTurdEye]

Showing the kids smiling backstage is the saddest thing ever.

[@moussakaii529]

Indeed

[@Jefferson-xi8tu]

They have no idea

[@leviblevins513]

People celebrating that they don't have to raise you.... It's sad as hell... Do men ever get upset that they aren't the father? Sad....

[@derwinjamesbestsafetyballh8472]

Levi Blevins I guess not everyone has time to be a parent to their child.

[@tenzingobom4748]

Lol

[@bonytony18]

These never get old - I always like how the audience boos the men until they are NOT the father

[@phoenixwarden8647]

Double standards-men being sexist is usually disliked, but whenever a woman says ‘‘ugh, like, we totally like don’t like need like men in your lives like you like get me girl’’ and then people don’t care

[@marton154]

As an European, this TV-Show leaves me with so much questions ...

[@anarx1830]

as an mongolian i liked it

[@user-cq7pu4pu2s]

Jerry the Mongolian Khan aha

[@krd4523]

@Marton Mechtl Um was geht es da denn? Das die Frauen die huren sind?

[@javiersanz29]

I think is fucking humilliating, for both of the parents and specially the little kids.

[@priestofemroy1748]

@@krd4523 Irgendwelche Frauen haben fremdgevögelt und regen sich live auf, wenns rauskommt.

[@aoliravioli]

“YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
Wife: 🏃🏻‍♀️

[@chrisoez]

BMW 3 Series she ain’t white though

[@aqif5257]

Which one that run so fast? Show me pls or just dont

[@CloudzOnYTandTwitch]

Gotta go fast y’know

[@spongebobsquarepants8088]

Nigga I was ruuuuuuuuuuuuning

[@JebronLames623]

Cameraman:🏃‍♂💨💨💨💨

[@KrisLI1408]

I love how the two guy who aren’t the father hug each other.

[@dapurmamagangpanda6235]

I love how this has 69 likes

[@areyouserious2112]

Brothers gotta celebrate not havin to pay for kids.

[@jacsonmagno5013]

True friendship was born that day.

[@jsamjao2144]

Teammate

[@herrforehead3745]

I made it go to 420 likes, thank me later

[@dereksmithjr4970]

When the guy pulled out the I'm not the father t-shirt I was dying 🤣

[@Lily-yy7mw]

Just imagine seeing this as a kid and realizing how depressed your dad was when he was told he is your father.

[@simpsbelongtothegulags3702]

Lmao

[@jedidiahjoseph7122]

@@simpsbelongtothegulags3702 dat aint funny bro

[@UndefeatedZoe]

@@jedidiahjoseph7122 Nigga yes that is

[@weltonvillegal6258]

Imagine seeing your mother on this show more than one time trying to find your Daddy.

[@sociallyawkwardpotato6509]

Okay....that is sad.

[@solusquatro3448]

I think I'll learn to do a backflip just in case I'm not the father.

[@co_7523]

😂

[@user-xx4et7dm5l]

+ 'You are not the father' T-shirts....

[@archvile5869]

Do a backflip then end with a split.

[@Alice-ew4dy]

and a front flip if you are?

[@solusquatro3448]

@@Alice-ew4dy The mother...?

[@alechome8021]

“You are not the father!”
Men: 💃 💃 💃
Women: 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️

[@ricisjanevks1722]

So overused

[@astroisprojectinglol]

more like 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾

[@ferhattje]

🏃‍♀️💨🍃

[@sfr2107]

I keep seeing this but it never gets old

[@nobodyimportant3278]

Woman be like-
༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[@easterislandstatue6891]

2:30 This got me rollin in tears bro 💀

[@private4043]

Everyone: celebrating
Every children: 👁👄👁

[@JonathanMarsala]

omg thats more gold than the professor can get

[@Chill_Vibes186]

@Steven c Gutierrez bro why did you add my people flag lol 😂

[@GeneralG1810]

All the kids are like "Moma....are you a ho?"

[@Gazing-09]

Hope they're never going to stumble on them videos growing up...

[@egeforreal]

so fckin true

[@logankatz9798]

Victory dances are the best part of this show by far

[@pedroolivarez5586]

No the best is watching the cocky hoes running backstage and crying!!!

[@albipajaziti1303]

Tbey should add the flos
I be flosiiiiin

[@heverarrieta2828]

i like it when they do back flips 😂

[@manuelroberts7379]

My favoeite part is when she cheated on the guy she with lol

[@cthulublade5223]

@@pedroolivarez5586 Nah, both are the best part.

[@expiredmilk9158]

Imagine growing up seeing your father publicly lose his mind because he’s your father. Feel bad for these kids

[@deanmaddison3812]

they not the father though...

[@21ericgilbert]

Exactly

[@qerkoo2753]

Dakota Viper But... they are the father... if they said they was the father lmao

[@deanmaddison3812]

mmm yes this is a video of “you are not the father” wtf dont you get

[@kaylpotato2279]

@@deanmaddison3812 The title said YOU ARE/NOT THE FATHER, The slash means there's possibility that he's the father or not. And the comment above meant that the real father found out going crazy because maybe he doesn't want anything about the child therefore making it awkward and sad :b

[@jasonbentley9968]

3:23 that reaction was priceless 😂

[@cryisback2686]

'you are not the father'
*woman cries*
'you are the father'
*woman cries*

[@Will-pl4tp]

Logic 💯

[@alanis2526]

SirClickkbait love your profile pic by the way

[@CubeBizz]

If woman don't know who the father is then she a hoe

[@ihe4rtrose]

SirClickkbait i peep that akatsuki 👁

[@mabra33]

They are impossible to understand

[@witchycat15]

Lady: is crying because she cheated and got pregnant by another man
Maury: "it's okay, it happens"

[@fbi3881]

bruh

[@eamongani4761]

@@fbi3881 lmao

[@tribalhotness]

He make it seem like cheating is ok. Like what you mean "it happens" He wouldn't say that with a guy though

[@Aryan-to5es]

Bruh moment 😂😂

[@ZuraVT]

@@tribalhotness The Left media in a nutshell...

[@thesenate433]

“You are not the father”
Thots: Gotta go fast
Camera Man: Ah shit, here we go again

[@samhorner2099]

Camera man: I GOTTA GET THIS SH*T

[@ChocolateWolf100]

that camera man must have calves of steel at this point lmao

[@donald2005]

these camera men need to run a marathon ever week to keep up

[@oh4531]

😂😂

[@erikbergmann5221]

Dew it XD

[@RashadA452]

4:22 that backflip was well deserved

[@jalenking810]

He hit da backflip on them fuck niggas 😭😭😭

[@MEOWZERSVA]

“You are not the father”
The women: *cries like they didn’t cheat*

[@grwth6871]

They're not crying cause they cheated, they're crying cause they wont be getting the money for Child support

[@rifqi2733]

@@grwth6871 hair support

[@grwth6871]

@@rifqi2733 even better

[@DrPhil-jr5xp]

Then they all wanna run to the couch like 🛋 🏃‍♀️ 💨💨💨💨 lmao

[@scarfmane8848]

I think u mean

[@matthewpahed849]

“You are not the father”
Women: 🏃‍♀️💨
Men: 🕺

[@cla0907]

That so horrible

[@SiennaD78]

You are the father
Women: 💃
Men: 🚶‍♂️

[@stephanielufungula8907]

Ahhhhhhhh I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@intensecringetiktoks4569]

“You are not the father”
Women:🏃🏽‍♀️💨
Men:🕺🏼🕴🏼
Cameraman: 🎥 🏃🏼‍♂️💨

[@adrianalvarez1468]

Matthew Pahed 😂😂

[@peter_griffin_69_epicmomen79]

Imagine being 18 looking at memes and you see your parents on here

[@hazardous0887]

Well, you’ll see your mother that is ......

[@matthewhoward6106]

@@hazardous0887 big oof

[@iceteal3mon108]

@@hazardous0887 ooof

[@strawberrysunburst6113]

Hey, I am your 1,100th liker at your comment.

[@jadynbonewitz]

Oop-

[@tapygaming8384]

These men saved so many money from child support

[@victoriasalupo600]

imagine the kids watching these videos and being like:
“damn they didn’t want me that bad”

[@mazrimtaim3107]

I think it's more about not being trapped by the skank

[@sainath66666]

If they had pulled out on time!

[@chrislanda9950]

Bro lol

[@TruKryptonite]

😭😭😭😭

[@cleversoar]

lol it's not that they don't want the child, it's more like they don't want the girl to be the mother of their child

[@tylerandrews9244]

girl: cheats on her bf*
Maury: "you are not the father"
Gf: Suprised pikachu face *

[@zauhairsaidani]

Tyler Andrews 666 likes

[@rell.cassoo]

Crowd boos him

[@dash5879]

Black guys when they aren’t the father:
🕺🏽

[@montiigo]

ISJDNDJDDJ

[@avm-xk1up]

TOO TRUE

[@ToxicSkull0]

Also include
🗣🗣🕺🏿🕺🏿
🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️💦💦

[@finneetfriet.3925]

i’m your 666st like

[@kerckvoordec967]

When they are the father:
Yeet

[@DynamicDuo795]

I find it hilarious that they start playing hip hop/trap music as soon as it's revealed that he's not the father and they go crazy. 🤣🤣

[@bryancollier45]

Maury: "You are not-"
Crowd: *SwItCh TeAmS*

[@RazzelDazzel456]

Haha they will boo at the men but when the results came - 😂

[@OLA-oc2ed]

respawn

[@Xannyphantom905]

A bunch of females in the crowd booing them

[@obitwokenobi9808]

They must be Italian.

[@nqk_0662]

Auto balanced

[@apollo4843]

You are not the father:
Men: Celebrate
Woman: run to the couch
You are the father:
Men: Walk away depressed
Woman: start harassing

[@bigzeezy1733]

Facts😂👌🏾

[@greaseball8422]

Thats how woman are so they dont look bad

[@jamesonuser4559]

Look at THAT logic

[@lekroc]

When’s the next upload?

[@jamesonuser4559]

@@lekroc no idea dude

[@janosforgo8450]

I am simple european I see american tv show I go “what the hell am I watching”

[@edwardgaines6561]

You are watching the demise of the American family.

[@blacksheep9834]

😂😂😂😂 it be like that ig

[@tonyg490]

Edward Gaines Paid for by the American tax payers. If we wanted to stop it we'd make people actually have to pay for their own children or let them starve. That'll stop it real fast.

[@clearhero7487]

Idk bro I wish I could explain 😂

[@Skrytyy333]

Haha I'm American and I'm still confused.

[@adelsondabup47]

The DJ made the difference everytime man... Friggn Epic Song Selections Everytime 😂😂😂

[@DavidNwokoye]

"You are not the father"
Sofa: "My time has come"

[@aidanpatterson5345]

David Nwokoye poor choice of words....

[@jinyangyin1581]

haha

[@playboycronz7168]

Lmao

[@bubblybubbly2844]

🤣😂

[@declan2196]

I was wondering why they didn’t do a “You Are/ Are Not The Mother Segment”. Then I realized................

[@some_random_dude13]

LMFAO

[@supersonic5644]

Declan Moran they actually did once tho

[@furiamon2587]

LMAO HAHAHS

[@_MrMoney]

@@supersonic5644 but... y tho?

[@supersonic5644]

Mr. Money watch the episode

[@tristmist717]

2:44 it just triggers me that no one stopped her and when a guy gets slightly mad security comes in like "heeell nah man"

[@RogueWarDog]

Tristan Gibbs exactly. Can we get some likes on the main comment above? This shit is truth.

[@Mr-Trox]

7:05 She straight up pushes him off the damn stage.

[@moonlitequimby847]

2:46

[@chariot5154]

I thought the exact same thing. Violence is violence, even against men.

[@idunnodo1142]

Dude, the security guard steps in to stop the woman from attacking at 1:54. Do agree with you tho

[@jamesjarrettjr.5974]

Gangsta rap music fits this show perfectly

[@memphismadeej4665]

Women are so cocky on this show then play victim when they figure out he not

[@CamKiva]

It’s kinda sad that these women don’t remember who came all up in them...

[@Effekt1155]

Ew lol

[@jpcoqueran]

@@madisonsowell7221 out here shlangin shmeat

[@ryanschmidt3913]

They do. They just have so many guys in such a short amount of time that they can't pinpoint who was the father.

[@revale2279]

Schlong was to powerful

[@pvt.rickert4002]

Lol omg right it’s hard to not remember when it’s multiple guys not times lol

[@dr.deadpool5959]

I swear un-athletic men doing backflips out of nowhere

[@KarmaStrikesGames]

Don't be mad he skinny and can do a backflip lmao out of shape is fat...

[@AbrarGalibprofile]

Black people are always athletic

[@thecrown_jul]

@@AbrarGalibprofile we were born athletic and not stiff.

[@nicole.1455]

Bryan I swear that popped up as soon as I read your comment

[@alyviakeeler1423]

@@bruhman1906 Watch out for London's spirit

[@jamesgarrett6848]

I like how they have such total control of their emotions.

[@SleazyRoseWalker]

While this is funny and all, i feel sorry for those children.

[@malvapika]

me too. I feel so lucky to have two lovely parents

[@someone-xi4ur]

For this they must stop this kind of shity shows .... God knows how many children got destroyed by this madness ... there are courts that can handle those situations .. far away from the tv

[@beee5465]

Bro, this whole show is fake....

[@ldrake911]

"Man fuck dem kids." - Bernie Mac

[@JesusChrist-iu9xw]

Honestly a woman should know who parked in her garage

[@raychel_welp]

"you are not the father"
seats backstage: *ah shit, here we go again*

[@umok8433]

IM WHEEZING

[@theboringintoxicatedgamer1933]

I’m cheezing

[@g3tshotheett]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@leosanchez101]

@Notorius Juan I spat my water out reading your comment lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@youngdizzstomach2093]

“YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
Lady: **run to back stage to cry and be alone**
Camera man: hehe 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[@blackgt9264]

Lmao

[@tsm_chipguy7939]

Ay look at dem likes

[@youngdizzstomach2093]

Tsm_ chipguy 🤘🏽🤘🏽

[@passingstrangercatversion7992]

Lol

[@rayzo1k322]

Young dizz stomach the camera man is young dizz a demon 😂😂

[@benbridges9486]

I love how they give the baby the dudes haircut to make it look more like them 😂

[@louistramoni5259]

Imagine someone celebrating that they’re not your dad

[@jackbrizard8447]

Mine be acting like he’s not but still not showing up

[@Seeaaan]

I mean, they're not celebrating because they're not the father. They're celebrating because they don't need to pay for child support and they also proved to everybody that she cheated.

[@rodrigovalle6466]

Imagine not

[@maximalcrazyyt8380]

I would to

[@iiTzoreo1]

Kids are expensive

[@zinoxechill]

Maury: You are NOT the father
Man: *does a cartwheel a backflip, cures cancer, gets rich*
Woman: *runs to africa across water*

[@incogn3gr0]

Leave Afrika out of this. We don't want your whores.

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

Justin Lol

[@nadrojpumpernickel1600]

@@incogn3gr0 thank u, tellem👏👏👏

[@marolina9329]

@@incogn3gr0 thank you.

[@funkynigerian8886]

Justin 💯

[@lorrainegossiba2190]

Save yourselves from the humiliation and get the DNA test done privately.

[@SanilJadhav711]

@Nazreen Horizon facts

[@donjon5442]

These guys get paid, broke ass people

[@toricollins6516]

There wouldn't be a show if everyone did that. I'm here for the drama.😂

[@shinnerdas4315]

Do you know how much dna test costs? Shit i got maury on speed dial

[@qwaynehenry]

@Lorraine Gossiba:These folks don't have money for private DNA tests, let alone information & knowledge.

[@abc.animal5143]

I know it’s a terrible situation for the child involved (bad parents), but some of these reactions are just priceless

[@caleberickson5829]

I just realized, this show is 85% screaming

[@ethaneng4802]

Like Dragon Ball Z?

[@Apudurangdinya]

@@ethaneng4802 nahh, DBZ full scream for entire episode while doing monologue

[@juliafaria4431]

nahhh more like 95%

[@GoneGirl2605]

I've heard Maury say "okay, alright, alright..." looking like he has the worst headache listening to some of them "talk" 😂😂🤣

[@leegon5084]

Its 666 likes no one touches the like button

[@poppa4178]

"He cries to much"
"He's a Mama's boy"
"His head to big" & "bad attitude"
Dumbest excuse to deny someone being your child.

[@norisa4850]

“Too fat”
“Hair looks too Spanish”

[@opinionist9942]

Also I'm pretty sure literally every baby is a "Mama's boy"??

[@impairedvision3366]

Guy: I’m not the father
Mother: he is the father look at the eyes
The baby: 👁👄👁

[@koopa6_412]

Kenobi, is the father

[@butdidiask1681]

😂😂

[@Streamer9365]

Never, ever has the baby looked like the father whenever they say this. And then you can anticipate the ending of that

[@RozyPoyo]

Reminds me of michel jackson.

[@Streamer9365]

@@RozyPoyo OH, MY, GOD

[@v1tam1n_C]

Whenever I think my life is out of control I watch Maury. Then I realize I’m doin alright

[@TheRealMRCZ]

"YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"
Cameraman: *I am speed*
Couch: *My time has come*

[@simpleclonetrooper2740]

it's such a perfect combo

[@kidnapperkeaton]

poor couch

[@yugenanimations5870]

Chairs on the stage: Master! Don't leave me!
Woman running off stage: You must believe

[@williamlevier1242]

*test results reveals the person isn’t the father*
Couch: *ah shit here we go again*

[@SM-1010]

AH SIT*

[@johanvandenberg414]

H

[@johanvandenberg414]

G

[@ItsJayden07lol]

Then the damn cameraman running and showing their faces XD

[@wesleykroon8447]

😂😂😭😭😭

[@jonathanogbone9925]

how can a guy of 22 years have 4 kids, the guy needs to zip up

[@mehlessmidori602]

More importantly, how can he act like having 3 kids proven his is no big deal? Lord forbid all four of them or his (sarcasm).

[@user-jn9rj7km9o]

Fertile af

[@gamestrophies1336]

He will need a FORTUNE!!

[@kikiii.2201]

Needa WRAP IT UP!

[@fakerweldi7879]

@Pro dude Tom A beautiful joke because in the Middle East the girl does not marry under the age of 23 as customary customs and traditions, although the law recognizes that she is an adult at the age of 18 and second there is no family in the Middle East married her daughter to someone older than their daughter more than 3 or 4 years under any reason So I hope you do not publish lies like this

[@shreenikethanvk9306]

I like how men took it positively and didn't do all drama of crying and shit. Few women were exceptional I admire that.

[@blah9454]

“One’s too dark, One’s too light”
“Who’s just right?”
I’m dead💀💀💀

[@ninja-dh178]

Same

[@A.D.540]

😂 I. Laughed at that

[@ChrisSoto13]

The speed of women running
1:crawl
2:Walk
3:Jog
4:Run
5:Sprint
MAX: RUNNING TO THE COUCH

[@julianbangayan6116]

Christopher Cringle
Max to the second power: *Mopeds outta there*

[@cheeken5279]

Imagine being a child mentioned on this show and your “father” celebrates not owning you 😂😂😂

[@tiahnagrace6325]

cheekan Technically, they aren't the father XD. It's stills messed up though.

[@Dimite1]

Fr bro. I feel mad bad for the kids that have to go through this shit. Still glad that these men wont have to pay child support for a child that isnt even theirs.

[@notinjse443]

They just happy they dont gotta pay child support

[@ndegwa7963]

@@notinjse443 And deal with a lying promiscuous chick for 18-20yrs

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

Yeah

[@parkhae-il9211]

I can't believe a 22 yr old guy had 4 babies. While me, a 23 year old don't even have a girlfriend 😆

[@TheBallsKicker]

Maury has set more black men free than Abraham Lincoln

[@N3THING]

TheBallsKicker SKSKSKSKSK 😂😂💀

[@nickotine8961]

Not nice to steal

[@tbear2852]

TheBallsKicker😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bsherder]

Oh come on now. This was posted in the 1st video too. It's really not that funny anymore when you intentionally steal a youtube comment.

[@briceschiele6955]

👌🤣👌

[@MrScrubby55]

Girls when they find out they aren't the father:
*Speed, I am speed*

[@Okkomonkiainen]

No they be like: ima end whole man career

[@ricosiahaan5036]

Speed? Well i am super speed

[@SpiltToBill]

"You are not the father"
*mopeds out*

[@raptor21ism]

😂

[@justdarkarrow7354]

I love your profile picture. It was mine for awhile😂

[@pennybodydovey]

William is funny asf with that screen breakdown 😂😂

[@yeetus7489]

The only reason the woman cries is because she isn’t entitled to the guys money anymore

[@justalazybum5754]

More than that it's the humiliation of what she had done

[@jorgeloredo100]

@@justalazybum5754 I think these people don't give a fuck about that when they lower themsleves to be in this show in the first place lmao

[@justalazybum5754]

@@jorgeloredo100U RIGHT MAN, FOR REAL LMAAOOO 😂

[@Bafftubz10]

Funny

[@abby9043]

Or maybe because she doesn’t know who the father of her child is? 😐

[@skypho9946]

“kyron you are NOT the father of *kyron jr.”*
well that’s gonna be awkward when he asks his mom why he’s named kyron jr

[@simpsbelongtothegulags3702]

IKR hahaha

[@weltonvillegal6258]

Why paternity tests should be required at birth.

[@josephstockey3480]

Lmao

[@victorfredricks7980]

100%

[@RepuBlicOfChaD]

It's pronounced Kyron-ger... It's African

[@evelyncontreras9398]

They celebrate like won the lottery...well literally is the same thing.

[@diobrando7774]

I agree. Basiaclly the childsupport is the same.

[@aaronlago3217]

4:20

[@fellypeBDR]

take account of all the child support they would have to pay for 18 years, it's the same of winning lottery.

[@NitroKitKat]

That's because they knew that the woman was a whore or the dad an fucking idiot

[@christianperea7441]

The 4X Baby descriptions have me dying 😭 🤣

[@neonmxx5671]

“You are not the father” *dude celebrates by MURDERING the chair*

[@nappyj9911]

Can I get a rip in the chat?

[@idonthaveausernamelol]

@@nappyj9911 rip

[@levy3650]

He doesn't wanted to be the chair father

[@andrewristau6]

RIP Chair, 2000-2014

[@meghancavanagh2376]

I have never seen a guy so excited

[@rogermelchor9744]

Imagine being one of these kids 20 years later and watching this.

[@Alonzo2k8]

Oh the good times. It was funny then, sure as hell funny now

[@masstic6151]

Who dont wants to be my father😢

[@jeremiahwoodruff9614]

And seeing how much of a sl00t your mom was

[@cappuccinopapi3038]

They can only blame their mothers

[@ogstingy8252]

👁👄👁

[@ianyan2775]

*"you are NOT the father"*
Girls: *"initiate run to the couch protocol"*

[@geraldpioneta1683]

HAHAHAHA

[@thumbaroundreversefingerme4786]

I get mixed feelings watching these clips. I feel satisfied seeing thots being exposed. At the same time, I feel really bad for the kids that got involved in this just because of the alduts's faults.

[@geraldpioneta1683]

@Brian Mcintosh HAHAHAHA FR! 😂😂

[@ganiyaroberts6836]

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀‼‼‼

[@Adam-xb4et]

hahhhhaaaaahHhaahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[@mysterymystery8709]

That dude who took out the you are not the father T-shirt is a fucking legend

[@mohamed1715]

“You are the father”
Men: 🙆🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
“You are not the father”
Women: 🛋🏃🏽‍♀️💨💨💨💨

[@zizozineb6206]

سانسو ممكن تفهمني معنى هاد البرنامج

[@mohamed1715]

hiba zineb هذا يجيبون واحد و وحدة معها ولدها او بنتها و يكتشفون اذا كان ابن للرجال او لا، فاذا كان هو الاب يزعل و اذا طلع موب الاب هو يحتفل و هي تبكي

[@zizozineb6206]

سانسو اوكي شكرا😆

[@dream4starz]

THE COUCH🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@Yes-hu3vj]

hoes: 🏃‍♀️ 💨💨💨
cameraman: 🏃💨💨

[@RichFromThePoor]

"You're not the father"
She's a runner she's a track star

[@39Bosski]

She gon' run away when it gets hard

[@brandonandrew7226]

@@39Bosski fr tho

[@thomaslynch9016]

g that song is amazing

[@janhendrikluedemann8935]

Im laughing my ass off right now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Altoni0]

@@thomaslynch9016 L

[@Makeshift05]

Host: You are the father!
Women on the show: gets in the man’s face and starts yelling about it
Men on the show: sits down with their heads in their hands
Host: You are not the father
Women: Runs to the couch of shame
Men: Celebrates to the crowd
I’m seeing a trend here....

[@jacobsun1564]

Yeetus Deletus that guy who back flipped was hilarious

[@dranzerjetli5126]

Of course

[@jasonstarrising]

Yeetus Deletus
Women just be like that...

[@ThatOddGarage]

I almost thought your name was Fetus Deleetus. Lol

[@AKASH-ik5tw]

Am like number 600

[@boredczechguy]

You can see how the men never go after the women when they are crying.
However when men go to the backstage the women just come screaming at them.
This just shows how bad these double standards are.

[@notinlove3310]

Bruh imagine if they really put music for the men who aren't the fathers lol

[@aphoticphoton]

They'd be popping Champagne bottles with rave lights lmfao

[@darkstar932]

You Are NOT The Father.
*To The Windooow, To The Wall*

[@victorfredricks7980]

IKR

[@charlieaston1494]

“You are not the father”
Women: cries and runs
Man:dancers
Camera man: you wanna see some real speed

[@SOHELURRAHMAN]

*Women tries to run away from the crowd like flash*
Cameraman: You don't know how fast I am, I'm fast af boiii...

[@ok-nn9jq]

*BITCH ILL SHOW YOU SOME REAL SPEED*

[@xevira]

My name is Barry Allen, and I'm the fastest cinematographer alive...... To the outside world, I'm an ordinary cameraman for the Maury Povich show, but secretly, I follow all the distraught women who get results they didn't want to hear. I am the Flashbulb.

[@serge4692]

Basically copied

[@grandmasteryoda3835]

How did you get rank 8000

[@3Dusers]

i love how when the women react that their not the father they run off crying and screaming
but when the guy finds out he is a father. they just smile and rethink for a few minutes and be like "alright yeah sure i think i can raise em"

[@kylab.5824]

Except for that last one 😂😂

[@lamaosama9342]

@@kylab.5824 because the last one is really damn young and these are his 4 children lmao but he didnt cry etc he just walked away

[@Warcodered01]

@@kylab.5824 That last guy just seemed to be looking to see if he could drop any off the list.

[@itsyaboychipsahoy.7989]

The last one commited suicide after the first payment.

[@michelramon5786]

7:40 SHEEEEEEEEEEESH
-Sir, you're not the father!
She:You aint the father sit down
-Damian you're not the father either
She: 🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️

[@dripkage]

When he pulled out the “you are not the father shirt” I lost it

[@idkwhyibothered]

Drip Kage that nigga was prepared lmao

[@KyleDimetri]

Savage

[@crocodile3182]

shouldve worn it underneath his jumper

[@sportsseb4667]

Drip Kage same😂

[@angeryangery1147]

Bruh everyone on this show comes straight from the hood

[@edwardgaines6561]

As if Black people need anymore negative press.

[@Maxllerrelic]

Edward Gaines its true tho

[@jasonstarrising]

Edward Gaines
He’s not lying

[@kgrimes842]

Or the trailer park

[@confuzion1139]

A wise man once said:
" *You can't turn a hoe into a house wife* "

[@bigbussyprincess1800]

I've seen that one XDD

[@user-jm8ri8kb4k]

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

[@mutasimjarah4709]

And that wise man is ?

[@christianfjeldtvedt8524]

@@mutasimjarah4709 old vid

[@astonkruger3159]

-Pimp Hank Hill.

[@mikeytimms9452]

The fire extinguisher clip just made me spit my coffee all over the place my dogs are like wtf u doing fool too damn funny I'm dying here

[@whatupman7482]

The way that woman rolled out on the mobility scooter was hilarious.

[@prettyafricangirl8046]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@turdferguson1567]

Imma head out

[@playerhateroftheyear1084]

Murica lol

[@ItsAmazingHowIAm]

Should've put on Mario Kart
*WAAAAAAAAAHHHH*

[@expressience]

Where

[@masonwithasmile5701]

All these kids watching this a few years later: 😮

[@namvo3013]

Their moms bring them there, not their fault

[@fl0pZ3]

its probably bcus of the kids mom and the money that it costs to raise a kid that they don’t want them.. its still sad tho

[@jacobbailey6134]

@@namvo3013 uhh they kinda need the kids dna to confirm

[@Tshikonelo]

Brother back flipped out of that child support bill 🤸🏾‍♂️

[@foryou6yn]

🤣

[@jschlattfunnymic3069]

TRUE

[@yung_bandz4x1]

faxxxx 💀.

[@stephpodewell4674]

Lol

[@elvasalas8755]

7:17 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣