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  • @litamtondy
    @litamtondy 4 года назад +5524

    Why do they always look surprised at THEIR OWN RESULTS??
    As if they don't even know what they did 😂

    • @jackchojnacki3818
      @jackchojnacki3818 4 года назад +239

      Polygraph tests are not really lie detector tests. They can tell within a certain range for very blatant lies and truths, but all these shows that refer to them as "lie detector tests" are just doing that for the views. They are very flawed tests

    • @ChynnaR
      @ChynnaR 4 года назад +40

      Rose but the DNA tests are accurate right?

    • @GFRyoutube
      @GFRyoutube 4 года назад +5

      to see if they passed the test

    • @jackchojnacki3818
      @jackchojnacki3818 4 года назад +160

      @@ChynnaR Yes.. DNA is a very easy thing to test... lies or truth are not...

    • @litamtondy
      @litamtondy 4 года назад +12

      @@spacecowboi5466 Yes, I know. The point is, why do they react like if the results of the test can change reality? If the guy or the girl did cheat, but the lie detector couldn't detect his or her lie, that doesn't change the fact that they are cheaters. It's a part of the show that really is curious 😂
      Beautiful profile pic btw

  • @thinkagainsirrr6595
    @thinkagainsirrr6595 4 года назад +2697

    The audacity that girl in the hot pink had to lash out at the dude when she COMPLETELY failed her test.

    • @LaineMann
      @LaineMann 4 года назад +198

      And now we know why he hit on her friend.

    • @rileyy1814
      @rileyy1814 4 года назад +32

      Oh wow🤦🏼‍♀️😧

    • @kyr0z41
      @kyr0z41 4 года назад +174

      The fact that she said "What is wrong is with you" and pushed him for it is such Hypocrisy.

    • @Tw1tchYt
      @Tw1tchYt 4 года назад +81

      She started crying and I was laughing lmao

    • @yoboychris3501
      @yoboychris3501 4 года назад +29

      thinkagainsirrr ya and I bet the whole crowd was with her too🤦🏾

  • @AndreBenjaminswife
    @AndreBenjaminswife 4 года назад +4272

    Lie detector test: you're telling the truth
    Every girl on the show: *THAT'S ONE, THAT'S ONE, THAT'S JUST ONE, THAT'S ONE*

    • @jackroche9410
      @jackroche9410 4 года назад +44

      Ikr

    • @dandelo6479
      @dandelo6479 4 года назад +163

      WHAT I TOLD YOU WHAT I TOLD YOU

    • @beastabam7596
      @beastabam7596 4 года назад +8

      Andre3000fan 123456 yeah shouldn’t they be happy

    • @aaliyah3245
      @aaliyah3245 4 года назад +5

      LMAOAOA

    • @AndreBenjaminswife
      @AndreBenjaminswife 4 года назад +8

      @@beastabam7596 I'm guessing you don't know a joke when you see one😂

  • @Jasp-rm5vi
    @Jasp-rm5vi 4 года назад +1695

    0:31 Anyone else see how stylish the security guy jumped in front of her?

    • @africacarey
      @africacarey 4 года назад +70

      Yeah he did it like a Michael Flatley dance

    •  3 года назад +78

      he slides in between like yo wattup

    • @sarus.3126
      @sarus.3126 3 года назад +39

      Love that entrance 🤣😂

    • @PilloTheStar
      @PilloTheStar 3 года назад +23

      He came in like shane McMahon

    • @modoesstuff
      @modoesstuff 3 года назад +11

      i was JUST about to say something about that. 😅

  • @fiddink6058
    @fiddink6058 4 года назад +2002

    R.I.P Derek
    His girlfriend cheated on him with his brother/father, his friends, his housemates, some other guy, and his ex. Ouch.

    • @iCrimzon
      @iCrimzon 3 года назад +71

      Id just kms hearing that shit

    • @scottiye1452
      @scottiye1452 3 года назад +105

      my name derek too man shit that shit hurt me man

    • @youtubezanimeartfanz3973
      @youtubezanimeartfanz3973 3 года назад +78

      Reminded me of that one meme
      "You know what sister? Im dating your dad, and your brother, and your dog."

    • @LHslowed
      @LHslowed 3 года назад +63

      I thought he fucking died for a sec lmao

    • @ashleyholder8070
      @ashleyholder8070 3 года назад +58

      I felt bad for him. You could tell on her face she was lying and about to get caught.

  • @Pleiades00
    @Pleiades00 4 года назад +3088

    5:11 Dude, mad respect for Derek telling the truth all the way through

    • @jamman950
      @jamman950 4 года назад +91

      its tough for ppl 2 admit caus they sound bad nice name James Cox btw

    • @wikywiky5634
      @wikywiky5634 4 года назад +257

      And she was the opposite

    • @coolHawk_
      @coolHawk_ 4 года назад +124

      Idk tho, that guy seems that he can keep chill and stump the detector

    • @senpaibob9497
      @senpaibob9497 4 года назад +66

      cool Hawk not possible, or at least very very hard to. At some point his heart beat would raise a little.

    • @nameynamd9212
      @nameynamd9212 4 года назад +41

      @ShnxBot If the couples were so bad that they went to a show to get a lie detector test, they lacked the maturity and committment to continue a relationship in the first place, especially if they start making a massive show out of it(reacting to it is fine, but interrupting the rest of the results is too much)

  • @MANTHELEXUS
    @MANTHELEXUS 4 года назад +1815

    I’d love to see a stadium full of people reacting to this.

  • @Theyenvy_vero
    @Theyenvy_vero 4 года назад +5616

    Lol that 0:30 security jumped in like a power ranger.

    • @alterr3728
      @alterr3728 4 года назад +122

      That is the whitest thing to say

    • @mariocruz9143
      @mariocruz9143 4 года назад +444

      AltErr Why do you need to bring race into this?

    • @alterr3728
      @alterr3728 4 года назад +58

      @@mariocruz9143 Because I am light red and I like to bring race into everything.

    • @Shrimppyx
      @Shrimppyx 4 года назад +176

      AltErr bruh

    • @nb5857
      @nb5857 4 года назад +225

      AltErr I can’t stress this enough but nobody gives a fuck

  • @fiddink6058
    @fiddink6058 4 года назад +744

    "The lie detector determined... that was a lie."
    The whole room:
    🅾️

    • @rob5598
      @rob5598 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jadathompson5580
      @jadathompson5580 3 года назад +1

      😲😲😲😲

    • @joeeckroth2932
      @joeeckroth2932 3 года назад +1

      This is my favorite comment on these videos

    • @otaviofrnazario
      @otaviofrnazario 3 года назад +1

      on the lies, it seems like Maury is quietly dropping a nuke

  • @call_me_OJ
    @call_me_OJ 4 года назад +603

    Brandon didn't answer the advancements so he could expose the mom he is smart af

    • @finnthehuman5821
      @finnthehuman5821 4 года назад +13

      We namesakes bruv😂

    • @ramiresibsen
      @ramiresibsen 3 года назад +13

      Lets go Brandon

    • @axelsasylum8005
      @axelsasylum8005 2 года назад +11

      He must've thought "Awwww shit, this oughta be some GOOD dirt...It's about to go DOWN!"

  • @Crow3893
    @Crow3893 4 года назад +1542

    0:32 The way the security guard just jumped on stage was pretty unexpected also kind of funny

    • @zander4662
      @zander4662 4 года назад +13

      Someone 🤣🤣

    • @fbi855
      @fbi855 4 года назад +9

      Lol Ikr

    • @DarkRayos
      @DarkRayos 4 года назад +88

      He pretty much pulled a Piccolo from DBZ

    • @kimoramicheal8353
      @kimoramicheal8353 4 года назад +61

      He almost fell asleep on the job! 😭 The loud noise scared him! 😂

    • @Denkomori
      @Denkomori 4 года назад +13

      It’s me mario

  • @TtheVibez
    @TtheVibez 4 года назад +1303

    Damn home girl did that white dude dirty. Cheated on him with his friends and another girl!! Hahah

    • @jasryneukrapandiyan5606
      @jasryneukrapandiyan5606 4 года назад +5

      Twist

    • @TK_111
      @TK_111 4 года назад +21

      TrustTheVibes then said he cheated 🤣😂

    • @wydnitro4876
      @wydnitro4876 4 года назад +1

      I was gonna comment that🥵

    • @rachelle4993
      @rachelle4993 4 года назад +17

      Right while watching that one I was like who the hell is Kim

    • @CrystalMoon72902
      @CrystalMoon72902 4 года назад +1

      I've never seen that episode, but that was a first. Though it goes to show that even women cheat too.

  • @oni3258
    @oni3258 4 года назад +763

    I Love how maury reads the “That was a lie” he sits calmly and watch hell broke loose till its all done lol

  • @nana-kc8ew
    @nana-kc8ew 4 года назад +506

    It’s funny when the Boyfriend/Girlfriend give the other person a lot of shit and accusing them of cheating and they didn’t and the person who was accusing is the one who cheated

    • @NoTraceOfSense
      @NoTraceOfSense 3 года назад +10

      It’s called projection.
      “I’m cheating so they must be as well!” Something like that.

  • @rainsonofargus6070
    @rainsonofargus6070 4 года назад +240

    5:10 at least this guys has the balls to tell the truth wow

  • @kokkohassa5512
    @kokkohassa5512 4 года назад +480

    “You are telling a lie”
    Crowd: ohhhhhhhhh

    • @kokkohassa5512
      @kokkohassa5512 4 года назад +7

      curvedgaming cameraman: I AM SPEED

    • @n-e-wayso9916
      @n-e-wayso9916 4 года назад +1

      the comments at 420 I don't want to like ...😳

    • @deez-px1iu
      @deez-px1iu 2 года назад

      @@kokkohassa5512 Couch: F

  • @GoblinGobbler2069
    @GoblinGobbler2069 4 года назад +1738

    Usain bolt: I’m the fastest man alive!
    The cameramen on Maury: *I’m about to end this whole mans career*

    • @mlbbrandomyt367
      @mlbbrandomyt367 4 года назад +11

      Hahaha that's actually funny not gonna lie😂😆😆😂

    • @coolHawk_
      @coolHawk_ 4 года назад +21

      Idk tho, the security guard at the beginning phases into existence 😂

    • @sniff.6186
      @sniff.6186 4 года назад +1

      Dead

    • @staledoritos6185
      @staledoritos6185 4 года назад +4

      @@coolHawk_ I WAS DECEASED WHEN HE POPPED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

    • @A2goddess
      @A2goddess 4 года назад +2

      Truth will come out

  • @partysuvius
    @partysuvius 4 года назад +488

    The cheater always accuses the innocent partner until they’re exposed. And then they act confused and like it was rigged.

    • @hmdwgf
      @hmdwgf 2 года назад

      Pure egomania

  • @PaulPriebeMusic
    @PaulPriebeMusic 4 года назад +247

    Props to the security guard. Guy doesn’t get paid enough

    • @UseWallow
      @UseWallow 4 года назад +8

      How much does he get paid?

    • @JustinCase-my5vc
      @JustinCase-my5vc 3 года назад +4

      @@UseWallow 😂

    • @jadorespeaks
      @jadorespeaks 3 года назад +4

      @@UseWallow idk why this made me scream 😭😭🤣

  • @bronsonperich9430
    @bronsonperich9430 3 года назад +91

    Derek should get an award for passing the test only to find out his lady was a trick.
    The security guard at 0:32 needs an award and a raise for the best Maury check ever.

  • @phoebeellen6904
    @phoebeellen6904 4 года назад +1513

    People when the lie detector proves them wrong:
    *Shocked pikachu face*

    • @6iX61RL
      @6iX61RL 4 года назад +2

      Phoebe Ellen LMAOOOOOO NOW I CANT UNSEE IT

    • @bergrud
      @bergrud 4 года назад +6

      Liedetector is just bs. All real researchers in the matter come to the same conclusion. +~50%

    • @foeloko
      @foeloko 4 года назад +11

      Phoebe Ellen honestly this show ruins lives. The person who invented the lie detector test said it’s not even accurate to begin with

    • @qerkoo2753
      @qerkoo2753 4 года назад +1

      It relies on heart rate being raised when telling a lie, so basically, it should be perfect. But some people are perfect liars, and also, people’s heartbeat raise when they know they could be caught out, so it raises regardless.

    • @foeloko
      @foeloko 4 года назад

      mmm yes actually the inventor of lie detectors said himself it’s not accurate enough to be able to tell if someone’s lying or not it’s more of a gimmick

  • @bigpapi2666
    @bigpapi2666 4 года назад +230

    9:56 Was he expecting to go through the floor and end up somewhere else like it’s Mario 64?

    • @gaetanogabriele905
      @gaetanogabriele905 4 года назад +5

      We all saw that meme 😂

    • @potassiumcl5047
      @potassiumcl5047 4 года назад +3

      The map was called awww hell naw

    • @Julie_jul
      @Julie_jul 4 года назад +2

      He wanted to noClip out of reality to the backrooms

    • @incogspectator3042
      @incogspectator3042 4 года назад +2

      Lmaooooo dude killed me with that mess😭😭🤣💀

    • @sheonmybingbong
      @sheonmybingbong 11 месяцев назад +1

      "GET OUTTA THERE PIERRE" 😭😭😭😭

  • @lilshitzu2839
    @lilshitzu2839 4 года назад +192

    “That was a lie” *OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHWISJERWIEIT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEIWSJEHEJR IKNEWITWAASLIEOHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @itsgachazahraidonthaveayt7910
    @itsgachazahraidonthaveayt7910 4 года назад +387

    9:59 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂 MY DUDE JUST FELL OFF OF THE CHAIR AND STARTED TO DO PUSH-UPS! LOL 😂

    • @MacaqueStinx
      @MacaqueStinx 3 года назад +30

      Apology pushups

    • @MRodriguez7467
      @MRodriguez7467 3 года назад +22

      Now THAT'S how you play off a fall!!!!!

    • @milacruz3970
      @milacruz3970 3 года назад +5

      @@MacaqueStinx and then he did push ups to kiss her feet lol hahaha

  • @Shawn_B.
    @Shawn_B. Год назад +34

    The Derek and Brooke segment is the greatest that was a lie segment in the history of the Maury show. I did NOT see that coming. “Have you had any type of sexual contact with Kim, you said no, and the lie detector test determined, THAT WAS A LIE.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lanneh5043
    @lanneh5043 4 года назад +295

    0:32 AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

  • @TheToribash99
    @TheToribash99 4 года назад +483

    These are all perfect examples of a healthy relationship.

  • @makennleadunbar2272
    @makennleadunbar2272 4 года назад +521

    When the first girl said” he about to make me take my wig off “ I died laughing 😂

    • @TrumpsEarBandage
      @TrumpsEarBandage 4 года назад +18

      That’s serious if a black woman gonna take off her wig 😂😂😂

    • @Cyburrbandit
      @Cyburrbandit 4 года назад +11

      Girll I would’ve too, all you would have seen was a tan stocking cap 😂💯

    • @karliejacqueline5785
      @karliejacqueline5785 4 года назад +4

      Honestly felt bad for her... she’s drop dead gorgeous.

    • @jknox1099
      @jknox1099 4 года назад

      Cackled is more like it 😂😂

    • @berryluxe
      @berryluxe 4 года назад

      Mcryd 😂😂

  • @Deimos620
    @Deimos620 3 года назад +74

    I gotta say Derek looks pretty good for a green bean. Props to him for being an upstanding guy and even admitting to the lie detector test he got so much respect from me

    • @alanwatts797
      @alanwatts797 2 года назад +1

      He should leave her for her cousin. Her cousin is wayyy more attractive than her fatass

  • @GoldNight_
    @GoldNight_ 4 года назад +58

    The amount of respect I have for Derek for being completely honest is immeasurable

  • @pomegranatewarfare
    @pomegranatewarfare 4 года назад +355

    “and the lie detector test determined that was a lie...”
    them: O.O 😯

  • @colonelkernel4808
    @colonelkernel4808 4 года назад +572

    Girls when guys tell the truth on the 1st one:
    tHaT's OnLy OnE!

    • @colonelkernel4808
      @colonelkernel4808 4 года назад

      @Kewana Nedd what does ctfu mean?

    • @aintthatthetruf9752
      @aintthatthetruf9752 4 года назад +5

      Colonel Kernel Cracking the f* up

    • @MayaaaBoujee
      @MayaaaBoujee 4 года назад +4

      @@colonelkernel4808 Seriously, they should be happy that he told the truth

    • @berryluxe
      @berryluxe 4 года назад

      Colonel Kernel 😂

    • @omariramsey1154
      @omariramsey1154 4 года назад +1

      It was only one for a couple of em tho 👀

  • @WeAreBlank18
    @WeAreBlank18 4 года назад +558

    9:55: You are the farther
    Dad: Sorry, I need to start training.

    • @LarryLooseman
      @LarryLooseman 4 года назад +19

      *farther*

    • @WeAreBlank18
      @WeAreBlank18 4 года назад +12

      @@LarryLooseman *Yes my boy*

    • @mndznchl
      @mndznchl 3 года назад +15

      dude just traveled another dimension and started doing push-ups 😂😭

    • @WeAreBlank18
      @WeAreBlank18 3 года назад +2

      @@LarryLooseman I just realised how illiterate I was, I’ll keep it though for memories 😈

    • @WeAreBlank18
      @WeAreBlank18 3 года назад +1

      @@LarryLooseman LOL, I’M EVEN MORE MESSED UP THAN I THOUGHT!
      I forgot that I already new I was wrong and did the same thing of purposefully NOT editing the spelling error, ULTIMATELY MAKING ME
      r/WOOOOOOOSH MYSELF!!

  • @mxmschae
    @mxmschae 4 года назад +105

    9:57 he was like “Ight, Imma head out.”

    • @abithapa9099
      @abithapa9099 3 года назад +3

      10:00 then he was like "ight, imma work out."

  • @Sam-cl1fi
    @Sam-cl1fi 4 года назад +100

    "THAT SH*T GON MAKE ME TAKE MY F*CKING WEAG OFF!" im cryinggg 1:36

  • @kerwinpenafiel
    @kerwinpenafiel 4 года назад +1004

    Manz fell off his chair and did pushups lol that got me dying

    • @gracie3589
      @gracie3589 4 года назад +15

      Papi Chulo why tf did he do that

    • @multigamer2135
      @multigamer2135 4 года назад +30

      He played the shit off

    • @eye6733
      @eye6733 4 года назад +6

      LMAOO why’d he do that 💀

    • @shantelleregis361
      @shantelleregis361 4 года назад +4

      Yoooo I'm dead😂💀

    • @sams9462
      @sams9462 2 года назад

      @@gracie3589 I love your RUclips account and your playlists names 😂😂😂

  • @ggnick1695
    @ggnick1695 4 года назад +919

    She gets mad when she finds out her boyfriend didnt cheat, she would rather be right than have her bf be loyal 🤦‍♂️

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 3 года назад +29

      Crazy chick's.

    • @real4o
      @real4o 3 года назад +37

      typical female...

    • @ggnick1695
      @ggnick1695 3 года назад +22

      @@real4o Cringe

    • @MateriaLord826
      @MateriaLord826 3 года назад +8

      Because humans, I’d say.

    • @ggnick1695
      @ggnick1695 3 года назад +20

      @@MateriaLord826 Props for saying "humans" and not "females" like the incel above lmao

  • @Angelo-qn1qv
    @Angelo-qn1qv 4 года назад +109

    0:32 Avengers : Endgame - The most powerful hero does his entrance.

    • @BrazenTSheree
      @BrazenTSheree 4 года назад +3

      Gelo99 laggante Omg I died 🤣🤣🤣

  • @legomovieguy
    @legomovieguy 4 года назад +44

    The alpha move to refuse an answer because he knew she would lie is GOLDEN

  • @johnyrocket6270
    @johnyrocket6270 4 года назад +96

    We got my man Derek telling all truths, and the girl telling all lies.

  • @WeAreBlank18
    @WeAreBlank18 4 года назад +478

    9:00, “that was lie”
    Nobody
    Girl on the right: “NOW WATCH ME WIP, WATCH ME NAY NAY! AAAAAAAOOOOWWWWWHHHH!!!

    • @JM-kp1bo
      @JM-kp1bo 4 года назад +18

      Most annoying type of female and sadly only black ones do that

    • @usndhjwi28929
      @usndhjwi28929 4 года назад +7

      J M wow racist much?

    • @ryanp5790
      @ryanp5790 4 года назад +14

      Loveilz I’m black and it’s true 😂 you don’t see no white girls doing it

    • @heckeroni6699
      @heckeroni6699 4 года назад +5

      8:15
      "Dab, baby."

    • @JM-kp1bo
      @JM-kp1bo 4 года назад +6

      Loveilz I’m black too dumbass

  • @MrJorgebarril
    @MrJorgebarril  4 года назад +388

    Like if you loved the reaction of Pierre
    !

  • @jeremiekapako7076
    @jeremiekapako7076 4 года назад +145

    Bruh can we take a minute to appreciate the security guard alertness at 0:32

    • @JazzKitten34
      @JazzKitten34 4 года назад +3

      Jeremie Kapako exactly!!! I laughed so damn hard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @EsmenettaRien
      @EsmenettaRien 4 года назад +2

      It was his time

    • @bronsonperich9430
      @bronsonperich9430 3 года назад +1

      He and Derek are the true heroes of this sequence.

  • @namelessking255
    @namelessking255 3 года назад +30

    "This better be good"....Well,obviously it is....Respect to Brandon and Derek....

  • @africacarey
    @africacarey 4 года назад +88

    You know it can't get any worse when a mother and daughter is calling each other b****. It's Stings my ears

    • @liljeep7045
      @liljeep7045 3 года назад +1

      Cat fight

    • @florianstumpf4349
      @florianstumpf4349 3 года назад +2

      That mother is pure poison

    • @roguejester4986
      @roguejester4986 3 года назад

      One of the worst betrayals a mother would do to her child is stealing from them: Especially who they are in a relationship with. I should know, mine stole almost everything from me and never gave it back. Even dared to sell them.

  • @eliezerwarshong4229
    @eliezerwarshong4229 4 года назад +424

    9:57 when the dude fell from the chair and starts doing push-ups I lost it😂😂😂😂

    • @mysterious_bl4d355
      @mysterious_bl4d355 3 года назад +17

      That’s the meme.

    • @lyd1yuh
      @lyd1yuh 3 года назад +2

      😭

    • @santhoshmn9640
      @santhoshmn9640 3 года назад +3

      That was some shit

    • @astrorena
      @astrorena 3 года назад +10

      I thought he was going to fall through the floor and the mario 64 painting beginning was gonna appear from that one meme 😭

    • @Ben7892
      @Ben7892 3 года назад +1

      @@astrorena ikr I saw that too

  • @breezy.peasyyy
    @breezy.peasyyy 4 года назад +182

    Maura's audience are the most bipolar people to ever exist. The amount of times they switch up is incredible
    That reverse uno card was used on Brooke

    • @jennyoneill8497
      @jennyoneill8497 4 года назад +10

      When you accuse a man of cheating most of the time the girl is cheating

    • @breezy.peasyyy
      @breezy.peasyyy 4 года назад

      @@jennyoneill8497 yup

    • @kgrkid
      @kgrkid Год назад +1

      I rarely pay attention to the audience’s reaction. I always go to the results and the reactions afterwards

  • @austbob7161
    @austbob7161 4 года назад +165

    5:30 this guy looks like he could be a main supervillain in a cartoon lol

    • @nigerundayo8265
      @nigerundayo8265 4 года назад +7

      But he a good villain tho

    • @peytonp3063
      @peytonp3063 4 года назад +1

      AustBob The Cuber OMG AHAHAHA LMAO!! THIS IS IS SO TRUE

  • @appo7204
    @appo7204 4 года назад +93

    Every girl using the excuse “tHaT’s JuSt OnE” like that it’s not bad that there is one at all

  • @Baschemon
    @Baschemon 4 года назад +33

    5:48 "What is WRONG with you?!"
    No... No, What is wrong with *YOU* ?

    • @yeetsphaget7302
      @yeetsphaget7302 3 года назад +5

      "WhAt iS WrOnG WiTh YoU" *PROCEEDS TO BOMB TEST*

    • @skarlet6639
      @skarlet6639 3 года назад +1

      @@yeetsphaget7302 the WHOLE TEST

  • @yogiagario1765
    @yogiagario1765 4 года назад +154

    THIS IS WHAT KEEPS ME GOING THROUGH COVID

  • @Dragonswoe
    @Dragonswoe 4 года назад +158

    Maury: Your telling the truth
    The guy: I TOLD YOU
    The woman: THATS ONE THATS ONE

  • @codestraws
    @codestraws 4 года назад +67

    6:30 that whole section was legendary

  • @marcusderon2771
    @marcusderon2771 4 года назад +59

    0:33 We not gone talk about how that security guard popped outta no where 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexh6681
      @alexh6681 3 года назад +1

      My mans came out of the shadow realm 😂😂🤣

  • @b.entranceperium
    @b.entranceperium 3 года назад +35

    0:32 tho. This dude had his spidey senses on point.

  • @cocomonbro1886
    @cocomonbro1886 4 года назад +59

    0:52 that Maury security guard should signed to the nfl look at his form

  • @jackkennedy2991
    @jackkennedy2991 4 года назад +83

    9:57 dude said “aight ima head out”

  • @incogspectator3042
    @incogspectator3042 4 года назад +265

    "Did you accuse Derek of cheating in order to hide the fact that you were cheating? You said no the lie detector test determined... that was a lie."
    Me:💀💀Hoes smh 🤣

    • @hassantv100
      @hassantv100 3 года назад +8

      Sometimes staying single is the best choice.
      Also, nice picture bro.

    • @carlorolisini5757
      @carlorolisini5757 3 года назад +4

      I think Derek been with some dudes!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @gradefprofessional
      @gradefprofessional 3 года назад +6

      @@carlorolisini5757 yeah they never asked him if he ever slept with a man, could be possible lmao

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 2 года назад

      That is one of the most common things among cheating partners.
      They accuse you for cheating, when they are cheating.
      If your partner randomly starts accusing you, you should put her under surveillance

  • @generaltsingshitao4368
    @generaltsingshitao4368 4 года назад +129

    Im concerned about these people, A Lie detector is Very unreliable in most cases

    • @supremeleadergnkdroid3202
      @supremeleadergnkdroid3202 4 года назад +14

      Lance Russel which is why it’s not used in courts

    • @kgrkid
      @kgrkid 3 года назад +5

      @@supremeleadergnkdroid3202 They're used in 26 states and federal courts, idiot. Try again, stupid.

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 3 года назад +21

      @@kgrkid gtfo clown

    • @elijahvalongo9528
      @elijahvalongo9528 3 года назад +28

      @@kgrkid they actually aren't admissible in court as evidence youre a fucking dumbass you tried to stomp on someone while being wrong the whole time I wish I could be there to see how you eat the cost of that embarrassment in person each time.

    • @elijahvalongo9528
      @elijahvalongo9528 3 года назад

      @kaiineldie x oh yeah then why dont you just look it up simples

  • @tintinFN
    @tintinFN 3 года назад +38

    I love how maury sounds like he is mad when he said that was a lie

  • @sevent6.
    @sevent6. 4 года назад +51

    0:31
    A LIE,A LIE *takes off boot mysteriously quick*
    *security guard jumps up infront of her from another dimension*

    • @lkb4781
      @lkb4781 4 года назад

      tobi he moves faster than his hairline

  • @xmarcusgaming3235
    @xmarcusgaming3235 4 года назад +88

    0:33 that dude like I’ll save you
    (He wants to smash lol)

  • @kaeso101
    @kaeso101 4 года назад +37

    0:32 my homie in the blue shirt chipped in quicker than the avengers and more smoothly than a player sliding into a girl's DMs.

  • @landenauld1106
    @landenauld1106 4 года назад +32

    Am I the only one that gets hyped when the results are in the guys favor

  • @donnycantdress
    @donnycantdress 3 года назад +13

    0:27 Bru the security guy jumped in frame like the flash🏃‍♂️

  • @khxyacrxigs1462
    @khxyacrxigs1462 4 года назад +48

    0:33 did you see how security jumped in there like that to try and block her I was weeakkkkk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @julyssaca8849
    @julyssaca8849 4 года назад +105

    8:16 “Dab baby Dab baby” Lmaoo

    • @YungMonn
      @YungMonn 4 года назад +4

      rxckless.j lmao her dab bout trash asl 😂

  • @caution4668
    @caution4668 4 года назад +56

    Legend has it, you still hear the voice of “Dab baby, Dab baby, Dab baby, Dab baby” at 3 AM on stage

  • @madderthanthehatter263
    @madderthanthehatter263 4 года назад +49

    When he flew back and did push ups LMAO
    9:55

    • @ware8229
      @ware8229 3 года назад +1

      Marines would take him

  • @Tmnt2407
    @Tmnt2407 3 года назад +12

    5:55 I like how the pink lady plays victim over 2 lies but proceeds to lie about everything else in her life LMAO

  • @kiraqueen4873
    @kiraqueen4873 4 года назад +43

    0:31 That bodyguard had me dying😂😂

  • @alie_smith
    @alie_smith 4 года назад +27

    I'm boutta cough up a lung cause I keep replaying 0:32 🤣🤣 that security guard went *SHWOOP*

  • @minazviitagonzo3316
    @minazviitagonzo3316 4 года назад +55

    10:00 I love how everyone thought he fell back and he broke somwthibg but then he started doing push ups like. I was shook 😂😂🗿

  • @tanyamath8772
    @tanyamath8772 4 года назад +19

    0:31 sis took her boot off 👢💥 and security guard stepped in like 🕴🏾
    😆💀

  • @Devon_is_chillin
    @Devon_is_chillin 4 года назад +42

    8:58 That Lady Said Watch me whip That Had Me Dead 😂

  • @superpandaxp8226
    @superpandaxp8226 4 года назад +17

    6:40 *WE HAVE A HYPOCRITE WE REPEAT WE HAVE A HYPOCRITE*

  • @glabuser2176
    @glabuser2176 4 года назад +37

    When you get one question right
    THATS ONLY ONE, THATS ONLY ONE

  • @custom_t_bulleo9412
    @custom_t_bulleo9412 4 года назад +26

    At 33 seconds. Black superman saves the day.

  • @sellopanda2515
    @sellopanda2515 4 года назад +59

    8:12 she dabbing for real😂😂

  • @paulgering7703
    @paulgering7703 3 года назад +19

    Last clip:
    Man: *happy that his kids are his and his wife is trustworthy and faithful*
    Woman: I TOLD YOU!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬😡 *push* I TOLD YOU!!!!

  • @lenapauline8634
    @lenapauline8634 4 года назад +100

    got them notifications on boyyyyy. and i just left a comment on the last one. these vids are pulling me thru. thanks for the laughs. 🙏🏻

  • @sevent6.
    @sevent6. 4 года назад +35

    9:28
    this girll omg her zipper wasnt donee
    *continues to get up,dab,pull up trousers and sit down*

  • @hxted5876
    @hxted5876 4 года назад +65

    Every guys reaction to hearing the lie detector is a truth: *SPAZZES OUT AND SCREAMS* I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!!!! Meantime every gfs/wife’s reaction: That’s just one.....STOOPIT

  • @jackiesomoza58425t
    @jackiesomoza58425t 3 года назад +24

    I love how brooks lie results where about to be said and kim was like "this aught to be good!" I died laughing! Like there is no worst enemy then ur use to be best friend! She knows everything! Lmao

  • @ploplo1200
    @ploplo1200 4 года назад +19

    6:13 My man looking like the chef from ratatouille

  • @mrrob8263
    @mrrob8263 4 года назад +29

    0:32 homie came out of nowhere teleporting😂😂😂

  • @choerryIover
    @choerryIover 4 года назад +77

    0:33 THE SECURITY GUY LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Salman.khan786
      @Salman.khan786 4 года назад +7

      Ikr lmao, dude just teleported in there

    • @kendavis6826
      @kendavis6826 4 года назад +10

      LMAO!!!!!! My dude was Captain PROTECT-A-HO 🦸‍♂️

    • @hitgirl-zj3lg
      @hitgirl-zj3lg 4 года назад

      @@kendavis6826 LMAO

    • @vanessalopez5984
      @vanessalopez5984 4 года назад

      jordan stans loona I DIED -

  • @alexpace8260
    @alexpace8260 4 года назад +20

    2:15 Why does she want him to have cheated on him?😂🤣

  • @thealienguy1951
    @thealienguy1951 3 года назад +7

    9:56 My man Pierre dropped harder than Byzantine walls

  • @matthewhale9831
    @matthewhale9831 3 года назад +14

    Dude i swear this show brings out the ghetto in EVERYONE

  • @MikaWikaPika
    @MikaWikaPika 4 года назад +56

    9:58 HAD ME ROLLING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jesuslovesmeforgiven4202
    @jesuslovesmeforgiven4202 4 года назад +33

    When women shout together, you don't know who and what they saying.

  • @Moonblanc
    @Moonblanc 4 года назад +43

    Crowd: “Oooooooo”
    “AHHHHHHH”
    “NOOOOOO”
    *at every little thing*

  • @kelvinhall7350
    @kelvinhall7350 4 года назад +24

    "imma take my wig off"😂😂
    .

  • @SergiotheFutureActor
    @SergiotheFutureActor 3 года назад +14

    As a soccer fan, Watching a Lie Dictator test is like watching a penalty shoot-out.

  • @aprilxoabelxo
    @aprilxoabelxo 4 года назад +27

    9:58 wtf was that 😂

  • @kitana_kennedy
    @kitana_kennedy 4 года назад +28

    Lie detector: lie
    Literally eeveryone on stage: OKAY OKAY OKAY **starts running and moving like dying bees**

  • @meowkitty9974
    @meowkitty9974 4 года назад +33

    I died when she started dabbing😂

  • @M4DAttack
    @M4DAttack 4 года назад +7

    0:46
    When you're trying to pickpocket but the cutscene interrupts it.