YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER COMPILATION!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
  • Here is my first you are not the father compilation. Hope you enjoy!
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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @Arkotix
    @Arkotix  4 года назад +4704

    bruh

  • @MILKYbars100
    @MILKYbars100 5 лет назад +7261

    No woman alive can outrun Maury P's camera guy. Dude could record a cheetah while running after it.

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 5 лет назад +359

      Well most of them is fat so it isn't that hard lol

    • @SoL-di9bk
      @SoL-di9bk 5 лет назад +185

      Give the man a raise!

    • @playco_armboy1278
      @playco_armboy1278 5 лет назад +87

      MILKYbars100 i highly recommend watching RDCWORLD1’s video on Maury’s camera man, it’s hilarious. All of their videos are really funny as well.

    • @gtfrias
      @gtfrias 5 лет назад +47

      Bruh they train these dudes in a fucking track field

    • @chilledsummer4287
      @chilledsummer4287 5 лет назад +17

      Playco_ Armboy just saw that it’s funny as hell

  • @genericname8749
    @genericname8749 5 лет назад +6369

    Maurey: You are not-
    The entire audience: *SWITCH TEAM*

    • @josedanielaguilar7873
      @josedanielaguilar7873 5 лет назад +213

      No cap

    • @tas7606
      @tas7606 4 года назад +31

      @@josedanielaguilar7873 *CAP*

    • @TheNuclearPhysician
      @TheNuclearPhysician 4 года назад +383

      I gotta say, at least they switch sides when the truth comes out..
      However, there is a special place in hell for those who judge without facts.

    • @ernestinehsia293
      @ernestinehsia293 4 года назад +45

      @@TheNuclearPhysician Well, it's a tv programme you need the audience to get hyped up for views

    • @Arkotix
      @Arkotix  4 года назад +89

      facts bro

  • @OasisMusicOfficial
    @OasisMusicOfficial 4 года назад +2078

    The audience when the guy comes out: *Boos and anger*
    The audience when the guy isnt the father: *Change team*

    • @MILKYbars100
      @MILKYbars100 4 года назад +83

      Lol like some Battlefield 4 type shit

    • @wacodraco1558
      @wacodraco1558 3 года назад +62

      They sexist asf always playing the progressive “all women are equal” card until it isn’t convenient anymore

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 3 года назад +69

      Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. Men get the short stick.

    • @carsoncottrell4435
      @carsoncottrell4435 3 года назад +23

      Audience: "we were bad now were good"

    • @Btester2
      @Btester2 3 года назад +13

      Pulled an Italy

  • @dookiboi42
    @dookiboi42 4 года назад +800

    “You are NOT the father!”
    Man: 😁🕺 *hyping crowd up*
    Woman: 😭🏃‍♀️ *runs away crying*
    Crowd: 👁👄👁 *gets hyped up by man* 👁👅👁 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🤳💃🕺

    • @dorianwilliams8679
      @dorianwilliams8679 4 года назад +42

      The camera man:🎥🏃💨

    • @darealconman
      @darealconman 3 года назад +8

      Me if I was *NOT* the father: 🎉🎉🎉
      Me if I *WAS* the father: 🏚🥊🤬

    • @thespider8782
      @thespider8782 3 года назад +1

      @@darealconman *hello darkness my old friend i''ve to talk with you again*

    • @aadyasharma7352
      @aadyasharma7352 3 года назад +1

      THE EMOJIS LMFAOOO

    • @26theo
      @26theo 3 года назад

      That last guy did a freaking backflip 😂

  • @AaronWhiting18
    @AaronWhiting18 4 года назад +950

    *usain bolt fastest person in the world*
    Cameraman: I’m bout to end this whole mans career

  • @xx2345000
    @xx2345000 7 лет назад +30605

    Maurey has freed more black men than Lincoln

    • @Nicebitoftucka
      @Nicebitoftucka 7 лет назад +1208

      xx2345000 Damn nigga

    • @babyjinks1142
      @babyjinks1142 7 лет назад +367

      xx2345000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MiMiOrt
      @MiMiOrt 7 лет назад +423

      brittany jinks I'm stealing this 😂😂😂😂

    • @theglitchez1495
      @theglitchez1495 7 лет назад +77

      xx2345000 lol

    • @gamonize
      @gamonize 7 лет назад +160

      xx2345000 best comment on this whole video

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 3 года назад +200

    Maury: "he's a little worked up-"
    José: *bleep bleep bLeeP BLEEP BLEEP bLEEP bLeEp*

  • @cybercoldymcphearson7338
    @cybercoldymcphearson7338 3 года назад +62

    0:46 "You in the audience, you could be the father!"
    I'm so glad I can find this video by typing up that sentence. 🤣

  • @gdfkpmw1803
    @gdfkpmw1803 4 года назад +4158

    “You are not the father!”
    The women: 🏃‍♀️

  • @seandaly2211
    @seandaly2211 5 лет назад +959

    Audience before reveal: 👎
    Audience after reveal: *cheers guy on as if they weren't booing literally a second ago*

  • @zedbags
    @zedbags 4 года назад +481

    The women: I can't believe this. I'm so sad. How is this possible.
    Also the women: heehoo I cheat

  • @christopherlove5833
    @christopherlove5833 3 года назад +48

    The first guy Jose is probably the the most memorable. You gotta be one hell of a character to get the crowd on your side before the results.

  • @jonr2268
    @jonr2268 4 года назад +4702

    I’m starting to think that backstage couch is the father.

  • @manuelscherrer9956
    @manuelscherrer9956 6 лет назад +2255

    Women crying: no child suport 😣
    Men dancing: no child suport 😅

    • @Wintersoap123
      @Wintersoap123 6 лет назад +35

      Manuel Scherrer I don't think those men can afford child support

    • @remmingtonstewart9826
      @remmingtonstewart9826 6 лет назад +6

      LOL!!!

    • @devinweathers7520
      @devinweathers7520 6 лет назад +1

      Happy days babe baby
      There can be justice

    • @craterglass
      @craterglass 5 лет назад +2

      Holy fuck. I need a shower I feel so dirty. Maybe the planet would be better off without us.

    • @slasher7456
      @slasher7456 5 лет назад +1

      ur comment dont rele make sense to me except that ur pointin out wut people r doin and say no child support lul

  • @nawafbinhumaid_9181
    @nawafbinhumaid_9181 4 года назад +370

    Honestly speaking, didn't the mothers think about the consequences of such a relation that ruin a human life after several years ? I feel bad for the kids...

    • @SoulKingBK
      @SoulKingBK 4 года назад +1

      Yeah we’re kinda celebrating a child not knowing their fathet

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 4 года назад +29

      @@SoulKingBK No. We're celebrating men getting freed.

    • @hiitsmorgan5431
      @hiitsmorgan5431 3 года назад +8

      The man is happy cuz they dont have to pay child support and the woman is sad cuz they dont get child support money

    • @stevewilson4718
      @stevewilson4718 Год назад

      @@sabotaje4174 304

  • @nickeynouse6093
    @nickeynouse6093 3 года назад +52

    "That baby got 10 daddies and I'm NONE of em!" 💀💀💀

  • @bryancollier45
    @bryancollier45 4 года назад +3460

    *Everybody is sexist until they find out the guy ain't the father.*

    • @mattiaschaparro984
      @mattiaschaparro984 4 года назад +146

      Bryan Collier that’s mad factsssss

    • @Robin-gt2ju
      @Robin-gt2ju 4 года назад +102

      Maurey: You are not the father
      Everybody: :0

    • @kingnova2372
      @kingnova2372 4 года назад +29

      I would be calm like if it’s mine I will love it is it ain’t mine I am suing your ass for money I spent of that Child bittttchhh

    • @ejgames4418
      @ejgames4418 4 года назад +43

      Yes the audience is anoying af

    • @CA-vy8et
      @CA-vy8et 4 года назад +15

      Desert Eagle if you can’t afford children don’t have sex, duh

  • @JB-qj8rr
    @JB-qj8rr 4 года назад +2183

    ‘’You in the audience, you could be the father’’ I’m dead 💀

  • @zixy2005
    @zixy2005 4 года назад +318

    “You are not the father!”
    Woman: *gets sad*
    Sofa: *Chuckles* im in danger

  • @samlaboski5796
    @samlaboski5796 4 года назад +86

    “ I AINT DE PAPI I AINT DE PAPI” his happiness makes me happy

  • @m1lkym4c24
    @m1lkym4c24 5 лет назад +1774

    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats so fanny”
    “You know whats really so fanny”

  • @jdatboi724
    @jdatboi724 4 года назад +1082

    The dislikes are from the chicks who didn’t get their child support.

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 4 года назад +1

      Emporio Alniño OH NOOOO
      I’m assuming I’m still on part 2 and I had to google Tomoko

    • @jasonmiles2819
      @jasonmiles2819 4 года назад +8

      Jdatboi You mean their hair money?

    • @heyIts_naj
      @heyIts_naj 4 года назад +5

      @@jdatboi724 WHERE'S ME AND MOM'S MONEY DAD!

    • @Im_Him1234
      @Im_Him1234 4 года назад +1

      It ain't child support if he's not the Father, that's bitch money

    • @phantomx3902
      @phantomx3902 4 года назад +2

      damn it joseph

  • @DTownNash
    @DTownNash 3 года назад +59

    Woman: *sleeps around*
    Also Woman: *surprised when she can't find the father*

  • @ricky3ys
    @ricky3ys 3 года назад +57

    6:40 “you are not the father” lil bro smiling in the back 🤣

  • @ileanazavala6473
    @ileanazavala6473 4 года назад +3944

    The men’s victory dances are the best part about this show

  • @SuperDERCE
    @SuperDERCE 7 лет назад +2715

    The couch is the father.

  • @ES_Majin
    @ES_Majin 4 года назад +94

    *Guy walks in*
    Audience: BOO
    Maury: “You are NOT the father”
    Audience to the guy: *Claps and Cheers*

  • @imoth1
    @imoth1 4 года назад +52

    The moms: cry and run
    The sofa: oh shit, here we go again!

  • @Andy_Dagamer
    @Andy_Dagamer 4 года назад +3724

    I feel bad for the kids who have to grow up with these women.

  • @PinealGlandCrown
    @PinealGlandCrown 7 лет назад +3764

    Who was still excited to hear the results even though you knew they weren't fathers.

  • @chuiyaphijajo3919
    @chuiyaphijajo3919 3 года назад +15

    Jose: "You in the audience. You could be the father."
    Hahahahagagagagagaga

  • @kofeku
    @kofeku 4 года назад +39

    7:01 damn she wish she could run 😂😂

    • @sena1899
      @sena1899 3 года назад +1

      You aint right😂😂😂

    • @rara5x
      @rara5x 3 года назад

      😭😭😭😭

  • @satryabrandto
    @satryabrandto 5 лет назад +3034

    Maury:"when it comes to.."
    Cameraman:*starts stretching*

  • @mulberryH
    @mulberryH 5 лет назад +1045

    Maury: you are not the father
    Camera man: I am speed

  • @pitt2495
    @pitt2495 3 года назад +46

    I honestly respect the guys that realized (after they finished being hype)the situation of the woman without knowing a possible father and how they comforted the woman

    • @braxton9192
      @braxton9192 2 года назад +18

      I don't... That don't deserve sympathy and no one would have sympathy if the roles were reversed

    • @Kaathe249
      @Kaathe249 2 года назад

      I would call her a dumbass😭🤣

    • @TheMightySpurdo
      @TheMightySpurdo Год назад +1

      The women cheated, slept around, tried to gaslight multiple men into thinking he's the father hoping to bask in the child support money, some even raped the men that they are accusing, and you pity them? They are spawns of hell.

  • @WykeshiaMcCallister1986
    @WykeshiaMcCallister1986 4 года назад +19

    0:45 I love that part!! LOL "You in the audience! You can be the father!!!"

  • @Rakshasa1986
    @Rakshasa1986 5 лет назад +910

    "You in the audience, *you* could be the father"

  • @rokai_sky6344
    @rokai_sky6344 5 лет назад +1564

    Shout out to all the homies who aint the father

  • @weapontheory
    @weapontheory 4 года назад +22

    Maury: "You are *NOT* the father!"
    Couch: "I'm here for you."

  • @beutsavv
    @beutsavv 3 года назад +11

    7:13 " I'm too good looking to be that ugly baby's father"
    Bro😂😂

  • @ItsFastSpaczed
    @ItsFastSpaczed 7 лет назад +2585

    When guy walks out...
    Crowd: *BOOOOOOO*
    Girl yells nonsense at the guy...
    Crowd: *WOOOO YAY YOU GO GIRL*
    Guy actually isn't the father...
    Crowd: *WOOO OH YEAH WE LOVE HIM WE KNEW HE WASNT THE FATHER*
    The crowd needs to wait to hear the results before taking sides 👌

    • @lilkodiak8218
      @lilkodiak8218 7 лет назад +21

      Adust Iz Godly THANK YOU!!

    • @themightymooseking6987
      @themightymooseking6987 7 лет назад +71

      As far as I've heard the audiences on reality shows are all scripted and told how to react to everything happening on stage.
      Still the reactions are pretty retarded most of the time.

    • @bullsbrothers5583
      @bullsbrothers5583 7 лет назад +1

      But t if that was the case the show would not be interning

    • @flamelazer27
      @flamelazer27 7 лет назад +1

      Adust Iz Godly
      Oh ya, a title should be, "You are not the heel compilation!" like what you said.

    • @numankulec2785
      @numankulec2785 7 лет назад +23

      TheMightyMooseKing Not only the reactions, but most of those people there themselves are retarded...smh....

  • @arvoof5945
    @arvoof5945 5 лет назад +2648

    The women sprint to the couch faster than Usain Bolt

    • @lesserlifeform739
      @lesserlifeform739 5 лет назад +51

      And have different men’s kids like an orphanage

    • @cal5995
      @cal5995 5 лет назад +4

      Neon Eevee Gaming big oofs

    • @lesserlifeform739
      @lesserlifeform739 5 лет назад +3

      Abbsninja.hater.account 🤷‍♂️

    • @andrewkozintsev6823
      @andrewkozintsev6823 5 лет назад +5

      I mean, when they're using cars to get there, it's not surprising.

    • @LeaksHater
      @LeaksHater 5 лет назад +8

      the camera man is usain bolt

  • @IamAditya.uniyal
    @IamAditya.uniyal 4 года назад +25

    7:02
    Aight,imma head out
    *Vroom vroom*

  • @claire_tube
    @claire_tube 4 года назад +12

    Jerry: “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
    🛋🏃‍♀️

  • @_MarioFangirl_
    @_MarioFangirl_ 5 лет назад +964

    You are *not* the father.
    Women: 🛋 🏃‍♀️
    Men: 🕺

    • @pikamewistaken
      @pikamewistaken 4 года назад

      HapstablookGirl 2006 lol

    • @aliciabea1598
      @aliciabea1598 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ayanoaishi1258
      @ayanoaishi1258 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cgcap7794
      @cgcap7794 4 года назад

      Never having to be made accountable or answer only caping if we will help u test other men never make better choices bum bitches

    • @thablksovereign
      @thablksovereign 4 года назад +3

      HapstablookGirl 2006
      Cameraman: 🏃🏻‍♂️🎥💨

  • @yungkon93x94
    @yungkon93x94 4 года назад +4670

    I will learn to do a backflip in case i am not the father

    • @ehhdyed5785
      @ehhdyed5785 4 года назад +162

      yung kon 93 x im sure the guy didn’t know how to backflip til he heard “not”

    • @f3p
      @f3p 4 года назад +18

      You ain’t gonna get laid tho

    • @diya5282
      @diya5282 4 года назад +10

      Well ima join u on that just in case

    • @safwane777
      @safwane777 4 года назад +6

      copied comment

    • @roseoraeats7763
      @roseoraeats7763 4 года назад +27

      @@f3p funny probably coming from a virgin

  • @xieotv2386
    @xieotv2386 3 года назад +7

    Jose a born hype man. I’ve never been so hyped up after watching someone jump around the stage.

  • @cfowler7936
    @cfowler7936 2 года назад +8

    8:03 pretty wholesome that rather than spouting anger they all, including the accused man, formed a group hug. Like none of them wanted this conflict and are both saddened but relieved to have closure.

  • @belaboss6549
    @belaboss6549 5 лет назад +1575

    The audience is so two-faced😂😂😂

    • @junaldinho100
      @junaldinho100 5 лет назад +230

      Facts asf
      When the man comes on stage : Booooooo
      When he hears he’s not the father : They all cheer like he won the Super Bowl
      😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @jshelv
      @jshelv 5 лет назад +57

      I hate the fucking audience

    • @joewulf7282
      @joewulf7282 5 лет назад +17

      Twats. they're just escalating the situation.

    • @tatarsauce6314
      @tatarsauce6314 5 лет назад +16

      As far as I’m concerned, they were paid

    • @mazokuwolf1279
      @mazokuwolf1279 5 лет назад +4

      @@tatarsauce6314 my Grandmother was one of the audience in the 90's they were not payed. It used to sell and advertise all across Connecticut those times.

  • @soupermoviecritic8511
    @soupermoviecritic8511 7 лет назад +3689

    You in the audience! You could be the Father!

  • @CorekBleedingHollow
    @CorekBleedingHollow 3 года назад +13

    "When it comes to 1 year old Addison, Brian, WHAT'S UP!" LOL

  • @ouassimassoufi5497
    @ouassimassoufi5497 4 года назад +14

    4:19
    legends say that she still running

  • @LukeSmith-kt2ir
    @LukeSmith-kt2ir 6 лет назад +689

    I love how the crowd hates the guy then immediately cheers when he isn’t the father

  • @jedmaegraith8542
    @jedmaegraith8542 4 года назад +1844

    Maurey: You are *NOT*....
    Crowd:😮😮OOHHHHhhhh
    Dude: 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼
    Mother: 🛋 ⬅️🏃‍♀️💨
    Cameraguy: 🏃‍♀️💨 📸 💨

  • @lichkinggamer5708
    @lichkinggamer5708 3 года назад +5

    6:08 “When it comes to one year old Addison….Brain”
    “Was up”

  • @theronkong
    @theronkong 3 года назад +8

    man I've never even seen a guy backflip over winning the lottery before. LMAO

  • @klunk4683
    @klunk4683 4 года назад +1939

    Imagine being a child of one of these women and watching this clip

    • @Berserk_96
      @Berserk_96 4 года назад +104

      Might happen in about 10 years they Will Have this recommended lol

    • @taddykabba9100
      @taddykabba9100 4 года назад +26

      Them being like well damn dats me ain’t it

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 года назад +8

      Hi dio, Abbacchio here

    • @vespertil10
      @vespertil10 4 года назад +2

      Leone Abbacchio Hi ab-TURURURURU

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 года назад

      Bruh stfu

  • @skvetements
    @skvetements 4 года назад +840

    Maury: You are not the father
    Cameraman: *yes, acceleration*

  • @mihhdias1402
    @mihhdias1402 4 года назад +9

    07:00 she going backstage with that little car or whatever that is... GOT ME DYING

  • @Krohnoh
    @Krohnoh 3 года назад +5

    “You in the audience, you could be the father!” LMAOOO

  • @mamaamaor
    @mamaamaor 6 лет назад +1929

    my boy maury be freeing more black men than abraham lincoln

  • @naromilk
    @naromilk 5 лет назад +1589

    “You are not the father”
    *mopeds out at 2MPH*

  • @davidnwosu5747
    @davidnwosu5747 3 года назад +9

    I love how they always boo the father but when they show that he is not the father they start clapping

  • @harambeinhumanform
    @harambeinhumanform 3 года назад +2

    You in the audience , YOU might be the father. LMFAO

  • @williamfrederickiversen8518
    @williamfrederickiversen8518 4 года назад +2379

    Maurey: When it comes to [ *INSERT KID'S NAME* ]
    cameraman: please say "you are the father"please say "you are the father" please say "you are the father"
    Maurey : You... are *NOT* the father
    cameraman: goddammit... **starts running**

    • @SVZA-
      @SVZA- 4 года назад +27

      🤣💀

    • @DJ34591
      @DJ34591 4 года назад +103

      Bruh the cameraman is actually Usain Bolt.

    • @treiskushrenada6332
      @treiskushrenada6332 4 года назад +6

      DJ345 91 😂😂😂😂

    • @Abisoak
      @Abisoak 4 года назад

      What time??

    • @King-ru1lf
      @King-ru1lf 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣

  • @kameronbryant1341
    @kameronbryant1341 7 лет назад +2104

    Why do all the videos of the guys before they come out look like WWE promos 😂😂😂

    • @immfs9495
      @immfs9495 7 лет назад +17

      Kameron Bryant so true😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JustJustin.
      @JustJustin. 7 лет назад +41

      Kameron Bryant I think the better question is, why were all these clips for black men accused of being the father?

    • @kameronbryant1341
      @kameronbryant1341 7 лет назад +34

      jmangamer98 because most white guys can pay child support and most of these cases happen in low income neighborhoods IE minority, or the hood

    • @rexrobinson719
      @rexrobinson719 7 лет назад +1

      Kameron Bryant you're the problem

    • @MirzaFako
      @MirzaFako 7 лет назад +1

      Kameron Bryant o

  • @LAZURAYOFFICIAL
    @LAZURAYOFFICIAL 3 года назад +13

    This is literally the most disturbing display of televised human behaviour I've seen in a while 🤣

  • @republicofgigachad2561
    @republicofgigachad2561 3 года назад +11

    They should name that back couch the “couch of shame”

  • @DeeEast
    @DeeEast 5 лет назад +1594

    i love how everybody boos the man until he is not the father then he gets all the cheers

  • @SKYzLxmit
    @SKYzLxmit 5 лет назад +940

    *Crowd:Booo*
    *Maury:You are not the father.*
    *Crowd:Whooooooo*

    • @zeh7201
      @zeh7201 5 лет назад +43

      Feminism Homie

    • @user-fg8zc2bt8x
      @user-fg8zc2bt8x 5 лет назад +12

      Right😂😂😂😂

    • @TheOnlyBasketCase
      @TheOnlyBasketCase 5 лет назад +39

      I always root for the guys. Some of them are funny as hell

    • @brennanlewis77
      @brennanlewis77 5 лет назад +2

      The guy that's not the father :
      Celebrates like he won the super bowl

    • @Fridgemasters
      @Fridgemasters 5 лет назад

      they’re probably rooting for their sick ass dance moves

  • @pwnmonkeyisreal
    @pwnmonkeyisreal 4 года назад +6

    This feels like something Bill Burr would watch when he's feeling down

  • @paranoid5858
    @paranoid5858 5 лет назад +2940

    These people look like they were born in Walmart

  • @czblax6697
    @czblax6697 7 лет назад +664

    "I am too good looking to be that ugly baby's father" Yooo that got me deadass laughing for 5minutes😂

  • @isaacclarke4229
    @isaacclarke4229 Год назад +1

    The first person in this video and his rapping skill always got me.😭 even seems like counter attacks in rap

  • @anotherraingr
    @anotherraingr 4 года назад +10

    When it comes to 1 year old Adison, Brian
    Brian: What's up?!

  • @dankhotpockets8122
    @dankhotpockets8122 7 лет назад +1084

    The pullout game is strong with these ones

    • @marcohuber7279
      @marcohuber7279 7 лет назад +7

      Dank Hot pockets damn strong 😂

    • @angelasmith3967
      @angelasmith3967 7 лет назад +9

      Dank Hot pockets now, let see if next time they wear condoms. Whoop der it iz! Lol

    • @shaheena.3803
      @shaheena.3803 7 лет назад

      Dank Hot pockets most of them have other kids lol

    • @adriencervera1361
      @adriencervera1361 7 лет назад +3

      Wilko1991 nigga im weak im taking that joke

    • @Jack_Klash
      @Jack_Klash 7 лет назад

      1000th thumb up I rule :)...

  • @thecrown_jul
    @thecrown_jul 4 года назад +480

    Cameraman honestly deserves to be paid higher than anyone on the show.

  • @EthanDBG
    @EthanDBG 3 года назад +3

    Olympic gymnastic gold medalist’s have nothing on black men after they hear “you are NOT the father”

  • @NYRyder1983
    @NYRyder1983 Год назад +2

    Maury: You are not the father!
    Men: 🕺🕺
    Women: 😭🏃🏾‍♀️

  • @superstars6175
    @superstars6175 4 года назад +683

    Maury: You are NOT the father
    The couch: Ah shit, here we go again

  • @schroedercross-dunn6250
    @schroedercross-dunn6250 7 лет назад +719

    You in the audience, you could be the father!

  • @timmymfturner3539
    @timmymfturner3539 3 года назад +3

    My favorite part is I found out I wasn't the father today😂🤣☠️😂☠️😂🤣
    Definitely understand the excitement it's like winning the lottery!!!!

  • @getnmyoven69
    @getnmyoven69 3 года назад +2

    I love this show cuz this is the opposite of those ‘He ChEaTeD oN mE’ shows. It also shows a lot of equality.

  • @TheSnowGhost
    @TheSnowGhost 5 лет назад +1198

    I love how the audience is booing most of the “fathers” but then when they are proved to not be the father the audience is suddenly cheering for the man that they just booed. 🤔

    • @buffalomafia7162
      @buffalomafia7162 5 лет назад +42

      Its not a real reaction

    • @iamyourmoth-er7162
      @iamyourmoth-er7162 5 лет назад +155

      There's a screen where it tells them to say boo. I've been to these shit's.

    • @bigslugbugyes5650
      @bigslugbugyes5650 5 лет назад +3

      Bill Bill you can’t trust these snakes

    • @maxbox1622
      @maxbox1622 5 лет назад

      I am Your Moth-er was it fun?

    • @tsunmaru2244
      @tsunmaru2244 5 лет назад +9

      BOOOOOOOO!--
      *you are the father*
      --WOHOOOOOYAAAAA

  • @cooperxtreme1566
    @cooperxtreme1566 7 лет назад +954

    The thing that annoys me is that these moms probably don't care that there kid doesn't have a dad, they just want the money from the child support

  • @erikderrote4774
    @erikderrote4774 3 года назад +5

    6:29 omg south park isnt lying about america

  • @Hoops132
    @Hoops132 3 года назад +1

    You know what’s so funny...you know what’s so funny...you know what’s really so funny...this video

  • @xKarma_411
    @xKarma_411 7 лет назад +1858

    I like how most of the females know exactly where to run backstage into the infamous crying face down couch.

    • @raulsaucedostuff
      @raulsaucedostuff 7 лет назад +73

      xKarma _ It's probably a fake show but if it's real they colud have seen it in their way to the studio, besides that seems to be the only exit there :P

    • @lovespringfreshness
      @lovespringfreshness 7 лет назад +35

      Oh c'mon now, why would they fake a TV Show? A little over dramatized, yes. But I highly doubt it's completely artificial.

    • @raulsaucedostuff
      @raulsaucedostuff 7 лет назад +33

      D-RayTheGreat there's TONS of fake reality shows, wouldn't be the first. Look it up.

    • @LKS92Y
      @LKS92Y 7 лет назад +16

      It's scripted

    • @nsimriri4L
      @nsimriri4L 7 лет назад +2

      xKarma _ hahahaha tru😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ondeado6013
    @ondeado6013 7 лет назад +440

    All of them look like they just won a wwe belt 😂😂

    • @coolman4435
      @coolman4435 7 лет назад +20

      4nem 42 mah man they all look like they just fucked over a team to win the Super bowl or some shit lmfao

  • @dlove5893
    @dlove5893 3 года назад +1

    Jose is my spirit animal🤣🤣🤣

  • @canadianrage5224
    @canadianrage5224 3 года назад +1

    Maurey: You are *not* the father!
    The couch at the back: Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @jungkooksdumbgirl4240
    @jungkooksdumbgirl4240 4 года назад +548

    Guys coming out to the stsge like they're in a WWE heavyweight championship

  • @anthonythibert7022
    @anthonythibert7022 4 года назад +588

    ""YOU IN THE AUDIENCE! YOU COULD BE THE FATHER!"
    The really funny part about that statement is it more than likely holds some weight.

  • @leggyblonde11
    @leggyblonde11 4 года назад +4

    Goals:
    Find your soulmate.
    Wait until marriage.
    Never cheat.
    Together forever.

  • @moxyblackfiddler
    @moxyblackfiddler 3 года назад +6

    This and the other minstrel show, Jerry Springer was one of the most watched show in prison. 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @lefin.9758
    @lefin.9758 6 лет назад +810

    Girls:
    *Runs off stage*
    Guys:
    *What! What!*

  • @KillerBigMeat
    @KillerBigMeat 5 лет назад +2957

    I genuinely feel bad for the children in this show.

  • @IsaacJones-gj7gb
    @IsaacJones-gj7gb 4 месяца назад +1

    Maury: You Are Not The Father
    Men: 🕺🏿🕺🏿
    Women:🏃🏿‍♀️😭

  • @JeNn0mic0n
    @JeNn0mic0n 2 года назад +2

    That one guy in the green shirt was like 🦀 haha!