Claudia Duran What is kill me is they know they been throwing that thing around but act like they only been with one dude. I’d have some respect for the chick who admits she been reckless and it could be a few dudes.
what gets me is how sure they are, that the baby looks like him. Some of those kids look like no one on stage. I mean, I understand genetics, I look exactly like a great grandparent who died before my birth. It happens. But seriously, that child does not in fact look like him, you are imagining it.
What piss me off is Maury ONLY comforts the ladies but never the guys who are accused they deserve a hug if comfort for all the trouble these women put them through
These men got vindicated on national television, doing jumping Jack's and the macarena on stage and your upset maury isn't giving them a pat on the back😂
@@whatteamwildcats4033 nothing getting with them dancing I just find it unfair when the women finds out the guy isn’t the father he rarely gives them the comfort when they want to be the dad.
Want to know the worst part about it? In the United States, if he signed the birth certificate as the father, HE WILL be financially responsible to take care of the child even if he’s not the biological father. Even if it was signed under false pretenses, he will be paying child support if he or she brings it to court. Unless she admits on record that she knew who the real father was all along, he will lose that case. She can claim uncertainty and he will pay for that child. Welcome to the United States InJustice system.
Savita Ram unless they had countless partners, they wouldn’t know who it is 😂. Yeah I don’t understand the crying. That, and they know they won’t get child support from that person. That’s part of the crying too 😂
Not really. Sure alot of those guys had already had their wallet drained a bit before this and where shit on by others. Plus I dunno the laws in that state but in many this wouldn't even matter. Where I live bitch claims the kid is yours then even if you prove them wrong your still forced to pay alimony cuz reasons. In France only the mother can authorise paternity tests so it's even worse there. Wouldn't be suprised if most men are gay within the next couple of decades because taking it in the ass doesn't hurt so much as this shiet.
@@happydayz7857 Dude Keyera didnt say anything about Girls being sluts and Dudes being not sluts. Keyera just stated that dont be so sure when they had sex with others
@@branflakes12341 are you talking about Hannah 19? It's probably the picture she likes Mr. Patterson and with all due respect you might want to be careful.
It says a LOT about a lot of woman. They screw around and find out that he ain't the father while also throwing a tantrum because they were called out for sleeping around.
Nobody should have to be this guy but truth is 200 trashy people don't know "lightening" we have auto correct people quit fucking if this is your off spring
And imagine the kids when they get older, seeing this on RUclips.. and their friends seeing it, that must be horribly embarrassing and upsetting for them!
Not destroying childhoods, more like saving innocent men from a life of deceit. The mom's are the ones ruining the childhoods by sleeping around like that
These women must be signing a contract that says they have to run backstage if the results are negative. They can’t all have the exact same response every single time.
r3d h00dlum I get that, but; every single one? Even the men do it. That’s too much theatrics to be genuine emotions. I had to stop watching the show because I think the reactions are fake and innocent kids are caught in the middle.
Leon Robinson They don’t run, they walk, huh? Okay, lol. Maybe it was just those few episodes that I saw when guys were disappointed after finding out they were not the fathers when they wanted to be or when they found out their wives had cheated. They never fell to the floor crying, kicking and screaming, but; they did leave the stage.
You're acting like the camermen on Maury are in a track race. They are chasing women that are crying that are usually really fat. Notice how all of the women on Maury barely run away.
These ladies should only have confidence if they know 100% for sure that they have been faithful to the alleged baby daddy. They shouldn't be surprised when the test come back negative if they have been with multiple men.
Well,....if she swears to GOD, then it must be so. In her defense those tests are only accurate about 99.9999999999999999999999999% of the time. In the one case that was not right a ninja had sneaked in and swapped the samples.
When on the first place it's those women who spread their legs to different men and not sure who their child/children's father is🤣🤣Well, they are paid audience so they need to follow what the director says😁😁
She is so despondent and in denial because she knows who the father is now and he is a total fuck up. She knows she is raising that baby alone. So sad.
You’re 100% correct but also I try to remember how much its gotta suck to know that your child may never know their father because you’re a stupid th*t. Its gotta feel rough.
Hate you break it to her but he doesn't have yo take care of her baby. Plus if she tried to force him to take care of her baby that guy could take her ass to court. I do feel sorry for the baby tho
Woman logic on this show: "I slept with a couple of men but it's no big deal." -gets to this show -not even once have the fear of getting exposed "I'm 130% sure he is the father" -he is not the father - "NOOOoooOOOoooOOO!!!!"
One woman had five men tested and still couldn’t find the father,, Murry told her if she could think of any other man they would bring him on the show,,,she told him she now knew who it was but she couldn’t bring him on the show because he’s locked up.😂
It's so funny when the woman trashes the guy in front of the audience, the audience boos at the guy then when the guy not the father, the crowd is shocked
In all of the compilations I come across of Maury ; it’s The 50eleven times she said “I swear to God” 😂😂😂 to Ralph n Maury. ~Insert Kandi Meme~ THE LIES !!! on God and To Ralph to save that uuuuugly face of embarrassment for me. I swear to Gawwd I swear to Gawd.
The men aren't exactly Angels... Sleeping with these girls and not wrapping their gift 😜 but I do agree with you, these women just sleep with all these guys... This is because schools are teaching them that sex is ok... You can have sex with anyone, just be safe... Rather than teaching them "find a great guy, get to know him, meet the family, and when you are ready to commit, get married and then have sex." Old school I know and I am old school... But you would not have this problem
@@SpeedyHercules no, they needed to be taught better. and given better tools. A lot of accidents happen just because kids are forced to aim for the fairy tale story and not worry about the other possibilities. These ladies know nothing about how it works. These men know their stuff, and they have a 4/5 chance that she isn't fertile that moment and maybe a 1/3 shot she is already pregnant.
@@ducx23 sorry. I should have mentioned parents as well. You are right. Parents have their part to play. Whether it's schools or parents... Teach your children that sex is a very personal thing. Not something to just have with whomever you can get your hands on. That goes for everyone
This editing is trash smh
I'm sorry. ^^
Iagree😳
@@Donaven619 the added audio was a bit too loud compared to the audio of the show but other than that good work
@@Donaven619 the audio was a bit wack but otherwise the editing was great
@@Donaven619 it was funny tho keep up the work
This is how many black men Maury set free
👇🏽
Punjabi rebel 5k c00l
Punjabi rebel 5k 💯
Y'all are also dumbasses too
Punjabi rebel 5k lol I liked it and I’m not even black
😂😂
*"You Are Not The Father"*
Woman: *cries*
Audience: *cheers*
Man: *dances*
Cameraman: *turns into The Flash*
KurtRusselPH 😂😂😫
Hotel trivago
This comment needs to have more likes 🤣🤣🤣
KurtRusselPH stolen comment🚨
@@error_skerrt where? What video? Can you pin point exactly the comment?
After all the clips of women running and jumping on that couch, I'm starting to believe that's the reason it's there
Of course it is, the couch of shame
yep!
@@scottsdisneyvlog *STOP*
027 aye nice profile pic tho
@@crarytrombone9672 yours is even nicer
Maury: “Simone you’ve been 100%, 110%, 120% “
Simone: “And I’m 130% this time 😂”
Funny how they always say "I'm 1,000% sure he's the father", but they never say "He was the only one I slept with".
And the audience always take her side.
Sometimes they do say that though.
Claudia Duran What is kill me is they know they been throwing that thing around but act like they only been with one dude. I’d have some respect for the chick who admits she been reckless and it could be a few dudes.
@@Tjtjboy Your point?
@@MsClaudiaDuran It proves they are a liar.
Maury: “You are NOT the Father”
Women: 🏃♀️💨
Cameraman: 🏃🎥💨
Men: 🕺
LOL
I swear the kids probably act older than some of these adults
@@PHILDEBEAST You right 😂
Hahaha that's a good one 😂
Hilarious
She can swear to God all she want, doesnt change the fact she unfaithful and he ain't the baby daddy.
She don't believe in God
And actually he’s not mad at all
Lol, thats a bar. Double entendre! Unfaithful for fkin about + swearing on god when lying -> unFAITHful
She's thicc tho
When i found out sperm can live for weeks inside the womb, then stuff like this wasn't a surprise anymore.
I love how the woman can still be so confident and get in there face after testing the 5th or 6th man
One woman tested 17 men on the same show. Maury read the names as they formed a group jumping up and down in unison. No one was the daddy.
@@sammythompson3694 That's...horrible.
what gets me is how sure they are, that the baby looks like him. Some of those kids look like no one on stage. I mean, I understand genetics, I look exactly like a great grandparent who died before my birth. It happens. But seriously, that child does not in fact look like him, you are imagining it.
Modern women don't have any shame, in their game 0
*“You are not father”*
The mom: 🏃🏾♀️
The man: 🕺🏿
The camera man: 🏃🏻♂️
The crowd: 😱
Maury: 🗿
The baby: 👁👄👁
😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣
You’re not wrong lol
Hazmat Sad Boi the couch : oh shit,here we go again
😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Me:😁😁
Maury: You are not the father
Thot: gOtTa gO fAsT
Cameraman: gOtTa gO fAsTeR
That mans litterally has the best condition of everyone to ever lived
he does that shit holding some massive camera too man, guys got stamina fr
Man: time to pop off
i am speed
6ix9ine camera bois are the real mvp tho
A lot of guys discovered their ability to backflip in this show
😹😹 you right
😆🤦🏿♂️
BRUH
It's the thought of saving 180k😂
👍👍👍👍😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂🥂
What piss me off is Maury ONLY comforts the ladies but never the guys who are accused they deserve a hug if comfort for all the trouble these women put them through
He was a simp that's why
These men got vindicated on national television, doing jumping Jack's and the macarena on stage and your upset maury isn't giving them a pat on the back😂
@@whatteamwildcats4033 nothing getting with them dancing I just find it unfair when the women finds out the guy isn’t the father he rarely gives them the comfort when they want to be the dad.
@@arnoldflowers8686BINGO! King Simp 👑
He tells the women to apologize though
Can we give props to the cameraman. He has to keep up with these Women when they Run
Joshua Daniels im glad dey dont trip and fall.. it makes the show seem like temple run
@@dctrdrp455 🤣😂
Whilst holding the camera too
Bro they run like a slug
They’re whales there’s no one who can’t keep up with them
Maury has been on the air for decades. When is he going to install a back stage obstacle course?
You petty 😭😭😂😂😂
Lolll💀
This is probably the most impressive comment I read all day😂😂😂
This by far is one of the best suggestions ever! Let's spice them run offs up a lil bit. LOL
@@noirking6138< Thank you! Wouldn't it be fun!
You are NOT the father!
Females: 🏃♀️💨
Males: 🤸♂️
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Hydreigon wow ur only the 2000 person do this stupid shit
It's an older code but it checks out.
Hydreigon perfectly executed 😹😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
Even when confronted with the truth they are still in denial. The level of delusion is off the charts.
And their level of promiscuity!
Just like "woke" democrats
@@kenneth9874damn you’re obsessed lmao
@@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc nah, I just pay attention
woman are like this
“No no he is the father”
No he’s not
“He will take care of my baby”
No he’s not
That bitch was just plain stupid
Lol
That woman pissed me off when she said that.
Typical bitch looking for money
Want to know the worst part about it? In the United States, if he signed the birth certificate as the father, HE WILL be financially responsible to take care of the child even if he’s not the biological father. Even if it was signed under false pretenses, he will be paying child support if he or she brings it to court. Unless she admits on record that she knew who the real father was all along, he will lose that case. She can claim uncertainty and he will pay for that child.
Welcome to the United States InJustice system.
“He is the father”
“No he’s not”
“No, he is the father”
“No, no he’s not”
dan61909 he’s gonna take care of my baby
No he’s not
😂😂
She got a concussion from hitting that door lol
"I don't care what the DNA test says! He is the father!!"
dan61909 “😭🤯🥺😖HE IS THE FATHER”.
Rayshawn: PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME
*Mission Complete*
*Respect +*
Nice GTA 3 reference 😎
@@Langley_Ackerman19 N i n j a S t y l e
This was the best.put some RESPEK on my name
Silent Hill Warrior 5 + 1 respect
These women who throw themselves on the floor when they are called out for lying really are sickening.
Why cry when he's not the father of either child? YOU knew what you were doing and who you were doing it with!!!
Savita Ram unless they had countless partners, they wouldn’t know who it is 😂. Yeah I don’t understand the crying. That, and they know they won’t get child support from that person. That’s part of the crying too 😂
imagine this shit was said on twitter
@@yuzawoob3143 would be a fucking warzone
Twitter would be a fucking war zone. It's the cancer of the world with all the bullshit people complain about.
Because they’re no longer entitled to their money
Hysterical lady: “He is the father! He is the father!”
Maury: “No he is not. No he is not.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😂
💀
I can’t decide what’s faker, her delusions or her hair. 🐴
@@PeekaBooo24 One thing is very real: her obesity. I feel sorry for the children, having such selfish irresponsible parents.
I feel bad for the children, imagine trying to explain this to ur kid.
Sheesh, ty for the likes
Imagine they saw their episode lol
kevin an
Ikr
It’s bad enough but doing it on live tv in front of an audience?!?!?!?!
And what if the child watched this later
Ten years and a youtube search later.....
"...mom, we got to talk"
Dear child, they paid me 500$ for this shit show
Right? Especially when they on the show like 5-10 times! How many people could you sleep with in that time frame?
Jerry Springer and Maury will always have a place in my heart. They taught a young man to watch out for scandalous ladies.
Lol the second girl
GIRL: “he is the father”
Maury: “no he’s not”
Girl: “he will take care of my baby”
Maury “NO HE ISN’T” 😂 💀
I think she's broken
Bro can someone tell me the name of the song at 7:45?
@@alienking9635
Eiffel 65 - blue
@@iq_pi7211 God bless u mate , thank you soooo much
🤣🤣🤣
“You are not the father.”
Men: 🕺🏾🤸🏾🏋🏾
Women: 🏃🏾♀️💨
Cameraman: ⚡️⚡️⚡️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahhaha
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
Help me reach 420 Subscribers facts
Lol
This is probably the most exercise any of these women ever had.
Aside from getting their backs tore out from every Daquan in the area
Is anyone going to talk about the random My Little Pony reference...?
@@everythingwrongwithcinemas194 Shhh, not acknowledging it is a good thing.
@@VoidSurfer9 Lol.
David King exept for all the sex these thots had
5:33 when bro popped his collar, she knew he was outta there!!😅
She need to leave God out of it.
The real victims in all of these cases were the children.
Edit: Wow guys, didn't think this would get to 12K! Thanks much!
Not really. Sure alot of those guys had already had their wallet drained a bit before this and where shit on by others.
Plus I dunno the laws in that state but in many this wouldn't even matter. Where I live bitch claims the kid is yours then even if you prove them wrong your still forced to pay alimony cuz reasons. In France only the mother can authorise paternity tests so it's even worse there.
Wouldn't be suprised if most men are gay within the next couple of decades because taking it in the ass doesn't hurt so much as this shiet.
dont forget the backstage sofa
@@nameless4343 Yep. And a few plants, too if you look real close.
And the couch
@@ungabungainc.1691 and the curtain
Maury: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
Salty girl: 🛋 🏃♀️ 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨
Camera man: 🎥 🏃 💨 💨 💨💨
The guy: 🎉 🕺 🎉
The man:🕺
I would love to see the cameraman's cardio workout.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman true
I have seen the other way around too though. 😅
Bet camera guy took track in school.
All these females embarrassing themselves on television, don’t sleep around 🤦🏽♀️
Or at least remember whom you've slept with.
And don’t try to incriminate one as the father if theres a possibility of others, there’s a lot of things wrong here 🤷🏽♀️
Because these Whores are in denial or have a IQ of a shrimp
Keyera Marie the Dudes are sluts too.
@@happydayz7857 Dude Keyera didnt say anything about Girls being sluts and Dudes being not sluts. Keyera just stated that dont be so sure when they had sex with others
Maury: You are NOT the father
Backroom couch: Brace for impact boys
Couch: Pls be the father, pls be the father
Maury: YOH ARE NOT THE FATHER
Couch: Here we go again
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
*Ahh, shit here we go again*
🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
😂😭😭😭😭
*father walks in*
Audience: BOOOOO
Audience again: hears the word "not"
Menu ---> change team
It be like that though
Mr Egg that have a dream to get 1k subs :D, true, get me vexed.
maarifa walcott this vexes me
Primemachine33 no
Bruh only if you a bitch
When you realize they are not a blue spy and in fact they are a red spy.
Flash : I'm the fastest man
Murry camera man: hold the test results
Queue the classical music
@@Hazzabazzagaming1
Classical music slowly turns into very dramatic music
Legend has it this is where Usain Bolt started
Maury*
Never an apology.
Women: *Go on the show to shame the man*
Maury: You are not the father
Women: Why am I getting shamed?
I be saying the same thing
Man comes out: "BOOOOOOOOO!!"
Maury: "You are NOT the father"
Croud: "OHHHHHHHHH!!!"
What gets me is these women straight up know they sleep with three or four men then cry when they get found out
@@Rell.from.hideout right
98% of the time the women run to the _Thot Couch_
2% of the time they argue with the guy
Personally, I like to refer to the couch as the "Hofa"😂😂
@@nyronf genius
ChunkyFruitLoop indeed
Nyron Franklin amazing
I like that naming the couch is a thing.
these women really need to stop embarrassing themselves.
IKR LOL LOL
I agree with you on that Miss lady!
Your RUclips photo is scary
@@branflakes12341 are you talking about Hannah 19? It's probably the picture she likes Mr. Patterson and with all due respect you might want to be careful.
@@dramafreequeenfeliciadontt2900 LOOKS INTO DISTANCE WHAT !???? LOL and also one T moron 😂
The fact that this show never runs out of "non-fathers" says a lot about American culture. And this isn't even the only show that does this.
It's so prevalent in France they won't even allow dna test.....
It says a LOT about a lot of woman. They screw around and find out that he ain't the father while also throwing a tantrum because they were called out for sleeping around.
The company that completed the testing "did a science." 🤓🙊
@@user-cx1ve5bd8v So the DNA tests are fake, you say?
The sound of that child support check vanishing into the wind...
Majestic
Waste Of Headspace what a fucking great response.
Curse of Vanishing
Time for a job bitch......
whoosh, gone like an angels kiss
If she swears to God one more time everybody better run out the studio because lighting is about to strike
lovely lady 😂😂
(spits drink) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (pause to breathe) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
God does not approve her message 😏
Nobody should have to be this guy but truth is 200 trashy people don't know "lightening" we have auto correct people quit fucking if this is your off spring
@@shogun8dchosen172 word
This has to be the most humiliating thing ever in life. Embarrassing yourself on national tv.
Honestly, I don't think anyone who appears on this show is self-aware enough to care.
The woman either gets exposed on national tv or the guy looks like an asshole on national tv
And imagine the kids when they get older, seeing this on RUclips.. and their friends seeing it, that must be horribly embarrassing and upsetting for them!
@@Ihatewater9000 I agree.
Like, just imagine how screwed-up these children might end-up!
Yeah and I certainly wouldn't wanna be the children of those sorry mothers
When the ballet flats came flying off I lost it 😂
When was that?
The Maury Show: Destroying childhoods and training the fastest cameramen in the business since '91
Dempsey Bovell the mother’s did it to their child/dren 🙃 with their trifling/hoeing dumbasses 💀
yeah betcha that cameraman who was running with the Olympians started out there
Destroying childhoods? The irresponsible parents did that.
Not destroying childhoods, more like saving innocent men from a life of deceit. The mom's are the ones ruining the childhoods by sleeping around like that
@@Lolpy. 😂
These women must be signing a contract that says they have to run backstage if the results are negative. They can’t all have the exact same response every single time.
Tommy Smith it might be a fight or flight response to news I mean these women are whoring & around the minute they realized they’re screwed, they run
r3d h00dlum I get that, but; every single one? Even the men do it. That’s too much theatrics to be genuine emotions. I had to stop watching the show because I think the reactions are fake and innocent kids are caught in the middle.
Leon Robinson Why do the men run backstage, too?
Leon Robinson They don’t run, they walk, huh? Okay, lol. Maybe it was just those few episodes that I saw when guys were disappointed after finding out they were not the fathers when they wanted to be or when they found out their wives had cheated. They never fell to the floor crying, kicking and screaming, but; they did leave the stage.
@Leon Robinson Or they're trying to avoid the cameraman.
I only slept with 28 men in a 2 week time frame I’m positive he’s the father because that’s what I want and I always get what I want!
Joshua Raffensperger that’s honestly the girls logic. All they want is money
Ashley Chariandy Lee Ying not all women are like that it’s all the girls ON THE SHOW
Ashley Chariandy Lee Ying you sound like a liberal
@@ashley1029 not all women but you can't disagree that alot of women slept with more men than I sleep in my own bed.
@@ashley1029 RedSox said THE women on the show you fucking liberal
It is not about Schadenfreude. It is about Justice and Vindication.
7:32 - LOVE the Cartman interjection! ROFLMAO
I love when he hesitates and puts emphasis on "are," like
"Daniel, you ARE NOT the father!"
hey do you know the name of the song at the end of the video
He likes to rub it in
He's probably in disbelief.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gets me every time. Maury can be mean at times 🤣
Hearing “you are not the father” is better than winning the nba finals 😂😈
Dude with the red jacket was disappointed in her
Bro can someone tell me the name of the song at 7:45?
You know!!!😂😂
Unless you WANT the kid to be yours.
1000 pounds of weight lifted thank god for maury
I will never understand the:
She has your ears.
Look at her top lip, its yours
Her nose is yours too
THE KID AINT EVEN FULLY DEVELOPED YET!!
It's more like:
"LOOK! YOU BOTH HAVE EYES! AND A NOSE! YOU EVEN BOTH HAVE HAIR!" in a panic
Exactlyyyy
@@burger116 That would be a funny skit because it's so true. "They both like chocolate, Maury. It's got to be his."
@@burger116 LOOL They are both wearing blue
The camera man is the real mvp here he be running em down 😅😅😊
I think all of Maury's cameramen at one point or another worked for the Cops TV show 😄
Her: hes gon take care if my baby!
Maury: no.. no hes not
Shit had me dead
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Woman: He is the father of my baby Maury
Maury: No he's not
Woman: he's going to take care of my baby
Maury: no he's not
@Ayesha Islam Right!! She's trying to speak something into existence!!
These women are like "I want me a baby-daddy and I'll pick him"
Maury "No, he's not the dad, you can't have him."
Women "WAAAAAHHHHH"
I cant be the only one who read that WAAAAAH as super mario scream on the 64 right lol
@@prestonhodge9442 XD That wasn't my intention lol
Bruh same 🤣
These women are only pissed at the idea that their bankroll just vanished
“He will take care my baby”
Maury: “no he won’t…” 🤣
“He is the father of my baby” Maury “no he’s not.”😂
"I need alimony, i cant accept the result"
💯💯 *BLACKENOMICS* 💯💯
"He's going to take care of my baby."
@@brycebullard3619 she don’t care about the baby. She just wants the money.
Maybe she needs to take a DNA test. Babies are switched at the hospital you know.
F that. I'm tired of seeing men get shamed. Shame them women when they don't know who the father is
True that. If she's not your wife don't do it I tell my sons. They listen.
@@jage5256 they just tell you they listen
Facts I feel like every not father on this show gets booed on for being right
With only about a week of fertility every month, it's clear what those women are testing 6 or 7 men. It really is sad.
I call their kids SUMMER KIDS
They must have moved the couch because they are running a lot further to get to it.
Lawd, your comment tho 😂😂😂
IKR. LOL!
It probably broke under the weight of all these bitches falling on it..
No shit
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...could you imagine if that hallway was an endless loop
Imagine being the child 18 years later too see the man who didn’t want you do a backflip
Shock or awe
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You mean the man who was dragged on national tv and falsely accused of being your father....by your mother who didn’t know who your real father was
Exactly
Aye lol it is what it is
Word on the streets say she still swears to God on this day.
I saw your comment just when i was looking at that scene
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Three qualities in order to be a cameraman on Maury:
1.) be jacked
2.) must love cardio
3.) be super jacked.
@[̲̅Z][̲̅-][̲̅R][̲̅o] ᗰᗩᖇᑕOᔕ yup that too
and has to be faster than the speed of light
@@SOULLEFTEARF No, faster than speed of devastated woman.
I seriously hink that these camera people have to go through some kind of special training program to be on Maury or Steve Wilkos.
You're acting like the camermen on Maury are in a track race. They are chasing women that are crying that are usually really fat. Notice how all of the women on Maury barely run away.
We've tested 35 men,and none of you are the father.
"I SWEAR TO GOD"
GOD: Aye she lyin bruh
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@@lillivercheese9046 thank u
This is the show that no one asked for, but that everyone needed 😂😂
I love the confidence level in the women before the results..... It's just too much 😂
Edit: omg thanks for the likes
Yeah shit hilarious 😂
These ladies should only have confidence if they know 100% for sure that they have been faithful to the alleged baby daddy. They shouldn't be surprised when the test come back negative if they have been with multiple men.
Godamn hilarious tbh
Bahayeu Anan they believe in their own bullsh*t😹😹😹😹
I honestly feel bad for the security guard at 8:02 who's thinking "not this bullshit again."😂😂
"The William Tell Overture" is excellent for the waddle/run to the cry couch, but "Yakkety Sax" works, too.
"I SWEAR TO GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD,
I SWEAR TO GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD,
I SWEAR TO GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!"
*_"SWEAR TO ME!!!!!!!!"_*
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Well,....if she swears to GOD, then it must be so. In her defense those tests are only accurate about 99.9999999999999999999999999% of the time. In the one case that was not right a ninja had sneaked in and swapped the samples.
crazy how the audience change sides when the guys aren't the fathers
Guilty until proven innocent minsdset.
@@Saicofake aka a shitty mindset
On god like it's his caught that bitch fucked up mane foh brah
When on the first place it's those women who spread their legs to different men and not sure who their child/children's father is🤣🤣Well, they are paid audience so they need to follow what the director says😁😁
The audience is only there for the shits and giggles they don't really care about the outcome.
Her: He is the father. He will take care of my baby
Maury: No he's not .
☠😂Savage
Loved it
Right??? Like wtfff gurl it doesn’t work like that... leave the man alone now
She is so despondent and in denial because she knows who the father is now and he is a total fuck up. She knows she is raising that baby alone. So sad.
8:29 - 8:35 you’d think she stumbled upon a crime scene with all that screaming 😭 //.
Maury: "You are not the father."
Woman: "He is the the father! He is the father, Maury! He will take care of my baby."
Maury: "No...." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maury is a savage 😂😂😂
LADY: I swear to God...I swear to God...I swear to God...
GOD: Ma'am....I aint got nothing to do with this!!
Maury is Thanos and the DNA test is the Infinity Gauntlet. Wiping out half of the child support checks in the universe
godspeedelijah perfectly balanced as all things should be 👌🏻
Lmfao
Top 10 faster human
10: Quicksilver
9: Flash
8: the Grandma of the P.E. teacher
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1: Maury' s cameraman
What about 2-7?
@@e-d3_4all0ut3 does it matter?
@@Restrictted not really but if i had to guess 3. The man who realized he wasn't the father and 2. The girl who's now been humiliated on tv
What the roadrunner and Speedy Gonzalez
This never stops being Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
I couldn’t stop laughing when she brought the whole curtains down with her as she headbutts the door
Hahaha similar to a bull
Me too!
I had to watch that one a few times myself.
@@oneofthegoodonesok It makes me laugh to think that she lost her sanity at that point. 😆
I f*cking died laughing!
Maury's cameramen are straight up getting their exercise chasing all those women who bolt off stage.
They probably have one helluva fitness test on applying to the job
@@S_047
Training exercise #1
CHASE THIS PERSON THROUGH THIS HALLWAY AND DON'T BREAK THE CAMERA.
@@Haha-bl3xj
Training exercise #2 dont trip and fall over, especially the bitch who's running.
And Usain Bolt couldn’t run them down 😂😂😂😂
Oh Yeah it's straight up he is going to all the college track stars to do his hiring haha
Maury: "You are not the father!"
The couch backstage: "come to me my child i shall cushion your tears"😂😂😂
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lol.
U corny fucc
hahahahaha
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Those cameramen were straight up track stars and Olympic level obstacle dodgers.
Woman: "runs into hallway, picks up speed"
Cameraman: *I've underestimated you.*
facts
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isn't there a settlement you're supposed to be helping, preston?
I need 3 more like ms to make it 666
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I feel like his ratings would go even higher if maury set up a trip wire in the hallway
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yo bro do you know the name of the song at the end
Get the cast of jackass to remodel the studio.
That should be good for a few laughs
@@washmiddelgang9479 Cry Me a River by Justin Timberlake.
Mr. Cong True I would love to have a camera in the hotel hallway they are staying at. That is oilfield make it way more messier.
"He is the father, he's going to take care of my baby!" Ew, this lady is so freaking delusional 🤮
You’re 100% correct but also I try to remember how much its gotta suck to know that your child may never know their father because you’re a stupid th*t. Its gotta feel rough.
@@mitchellfrancis8978 it ain't that dudes problem. Fuck that bitch and the bastard she popped out
Hate you break it to her but he doesn't have yo take care of her baby. Plus if she tried to force him to take care of her baby that guy could take her ass to court. I do feel sorry for the baby tho
She should’ve combed that baby head.
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I've always said props to the guy who built the couch ...
Titanium frame 😏
The fact that the woman had to go to get a DNA test to see who is the father is embarrassing on its own.
the fact one woman had to get 15 sepret tests is down right awful
How about the one that got 4 guys tested - and still NONE are the father. Cheating Slutty Whore.
That woman who swore to God so many times was embarrassing knowing she might get struck by lightening for lying
@@yinwolf5976 one did 16 tests. Still doesn't know dad of 2 of her 5 children.
@@Life_943 It just confirms what we all know...she is made for the streets
I nearly pissed myself laughing when she ran into the door
me to🤣🤣 i replayed it twice....funniest shit ive ever seen on his show
Did yall see the camera man reaching out in an attempt to "stop" her?🤣🤣
Yall should see the other appearances she makes. Does it again 3 other times
Same lmao
Without blaming the mothers, let's find out the babies' real fathers. The real fathers are the real offenders. Всего хорошего. Большое спасибо~~^^
Woman logic on this show:
"I slept with a couple of men but it's no big deal."
-gets to this show
-not even once have the fear of getting exposed
"I'm 130% sure he is the father"
-he is not the father
- "NOOOoooOOOoooOOO!!!!"
The stupidity of these th*ts 😂
Its almost as if they don't understand the accuracy of DNA tests until _after_ the results are in
it’s a show for a reason it ain’t real
@@lilgecko9479 National geographic
Animal planet
Discovery
Women have barely any logic
One woman had five men tested and still couldn’t find the father,, Murry told her if she could think of any other man they would bring him on the show,,,she told him she now knew who it was but she couldn’t bring him on the show because he’s locked up.😂
They run out and hit the ground like they just lost all their power.
They did, they have rubbed at least 4 sec it’s incredible even usan respect that
They did, they no longer have power over the men
They did, how far can a wildabeast?!?
Maury: you are not the father
The woman and the camera man: *I am speed*
The cameramen really have the toughest job
This woman need the exercise
Tim its a secret
Probably the most exercise they’ve had in YEARS. 😄
It's so funny when the woman trashes the guy in front of the audience, the audience boos at the guy then when the guy not the father, the crowd is shocked
And then they cheer for him lol
@@stonwall9065 ikrrrr
It's called a studio audience
Simps
shadwarr 12 it’s a called fake shit. they switch up so quick depending on the ending
In all of the compilations I come across of Maury ; it’s The 50eleven times she said “I swear to God” 😂😂😂 to Ralph n Maury. ~Insert Kandi Meme~ THE LIES !!! on God and To Ralph to save that uuuuugly face of embarrassment for me. I swear to Gawwd I swear to Gawd.
These women go out and sleep with dozens of men then when its not the father they are still treated like the victims
Gotta love society...
Just kidding, society go fuck yourself
The men aren't exactly Angels... Sleeping with these girls and not wrapping their gift 😜 but I do agree with you, these women just sleep with all these guys... This is because schools are teaching them that sex is ok... You can have sex with anyone, just be safe... Rather than teaching them "find a great guy, get to know him, meet the family, and when you are ready to commit, get married and then have sex." Old school I know and I am old school... But you would not have this problem
@@SpeedyHercules no, they needed to be taught better. and given better tools.
A lot of accidents happen just because kids are forced to aim for the fairy tale story and not worry about the other possibilities.
These ladies know nothing about how it works.
These men know their stuff, and they have a 4/5 chance that she isn't fertile that moment and maybe a 1/3 shot she is already pregnant.
@@ducx23 sorry. I should have mentioned parents as well. You are right. Parents have their part to play. Whether it's schools or parents... Teach your children that sex is a very personal thing. Not something to just have with whomever you can get your hands on. That goes for everyone
Who said dozens? Could have been 1 or 2 but okay 😴
The part where that landwhale THOT ran into the door got me pissing myself laughing😂😂😂😂😂
Me, too! 02.00 am and my neighbours must think I am whacked!
You're not lying
Lmfao that happened RIGHT AS I WAS READING THIS COMMENT!
Watch from 2:45 at .25 speed. It is quite the spectacle.
@@youngdolo8 Dayum ROTF LMBAO
This man set more black people free than Abraham Lincoln
Edit: Chill guys I didn’t know this comment already existed
hahaha
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Oh no you didn’t..
Lol
Hahaha stolen hahaha
I do love it when they take off running.😂
That first one with the guy saying, “PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME!!!”...
Dude, you’re on the Maury show. That ship has sailed.
Rolling. Lol.
Okay!
#Facts😂
Yeah a real Dumb Ass.... Big Facts 💯
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"Isweartogodisweartogodisweartogod!!!"
God: Who ARE you?!
she said that like 50 times no cap
i had to scroll to the next one after hearing that so many times.it was getting annoying
U have me rolling with that.
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Maury: You are NOT the father
Woman: *I am speed*
Cameraman: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME MORTAL
cameraman be like: bitch you want some real speed bitch I’ll show you some real speed😈👀
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