¡You Are / Not The Father! Part 3

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @meltnsd5258
    @meltnsd5258 4 года назад +5100

    Women when he is the father:
    Gets up in his face.
    Women when he isn’t the father,
    Ight imma head out.

  • @tammyfranklin9735
    @tammyfranklin9735 4 года назад +3908

    Girl: "I'm 1,000% sure that's his baby!"
    Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
    Girl: (Runs away and falls down)

    • @tashadotson912
      @tashadotson912 4 года назад +82

      You forgot to add:
      Girl: "I know who the father is, Maury"
      Smfh

    • @olivercalcott9384
      @olivercalcott9384 4 года назад +17

      Gets sniped 😂

    • @Toebuu
      @Toebuu 4 года назад +15

      This is the second time i ruined 666 likes
      I feel great

    • @ravenloverfr6110
      @ravenloverfr6110 4 года назад +2

      @@olivercalcott9384 ayy brawlstars

    • @olivercalcott9384
      @olivercalcott9384 4 года назад +1

      @@ravenloverfr6110 ye bro 😂

  • @lindphoenix2849
    @lindphoenix2849 4 года назад +758

    Maury : you're not the Father
    Women : i'm fast like a wind
    Cameraman : so.. you challenge me

    • @catherineapioatim5728
      @catherineapioatim5728 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mackgiver3524
      @mackgiver3524 4 года назад +8

      Haha yea. The cameramen better be paid more than usual bc thay have to chase these women. They fast af 🤣🤣

    • @lindphoenix2849
      @lindphoenix2849 4 года назад +7

      @@mackgiver3524 and dont' forget they running with heavy camera and try to stabilition the video

    • @kevinlozada6528
      @kevinlozada6528 4 года назад

      Camera man its on fire

    • @klown9925
      @klown9925 4 года назад

      Women be like am fast as fuck boiiii

  • @wp4872
    @wp4872 3 года назад +1587

    It’s all fun in games until you realize the real victims here are the kids.

    • @mozacrabs4175
      @mozacrabs4175 3 года назад +41

      Iam not from America
      But I feel like ...this wrong

    • @uminurarifah9623
      @uminurarifah9623 2 года назад +4

      Kasian bayinya

    • @420._.
      @420._. 2 года назад +29

      @@mozacrabs4175 Yea I know, this show feels pretty wrong but there is something hilarious, surreal about this show.

    • @ahunter107
      @ahunter107 2 года назад +14

      @@420._.
      This show proves that this nation is dying

    • @grandeurzionp.collado6183
      @grandeurzionp.collado6183 2 года назад +2

      @@ahunter107 damn, that's sad

  • @lj2rah993
    @lj2rah993 4 года назад +19440

    Why would you name your child "perfect passion"? It's a child not a rap album.

    • @aw-tismo1676
      @aw-tismo1676 4 года назад +1420

      I thought there was a perfume add playing tbh

    • @kathrynoliviaa
      @kathrynoliviaa 4 года назад +261

      @@aw-tismo1676 LMFAOOOOOOO

    • @cobus81
      @cobus81 4 года назад +80

      LJ 2Rah LMAO 💀

    • @legitme7572
      @legitme7572 4 года назад +386

      I was thinking the same thing. What the hell was she thinking?😭

    • @tiffanysamuels279
      @tiffanysamuels279 4 года назад +134

      Sounds like those old school love novels

  • @yachi_silog
    @yachi_silog 3 года назад +2673

    Requirements as Maury's cameraman:
    10% Camera skills
    90% Leg power

    • @Quillo153
      @Quillo153 3 года назад +93

      100% Inmune to earrape.

    • @kirbusthecommenter5027
      @kirbusthecommenter5027 3 года назад +29

      To be fair that’s a good 10%

    • @paulfuray8557
      @paulfuray8557 2 года назад +9

      Speed like usain bolt

    • @duyphan4617
      @duyphan4617 Год назад +1

      Also, lightning fast reflex 😂

    • @sickofguysnamedtodd2293
      @sickofguysnamedtodd2293 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@paulfuray8557fun fact: Usain Bolt got his start as Maury’s cameraman. I mean how you think he got so fast?? Chasing embarrassed garden tools offstage requires blazing speed

  • @kuoinc8604
    @kuoinc8604 4 года назад +722

    I swear all these babies be looking like angels. I’m sad to know that they are going to be raised by this kind of parents.

    • @MrKentakie
      @MrKentakie 4 года назад +8

      You mean single mothers?

    • @kuoinc8604
      @kuoinc8604 4 года назад +16

      @@MrKentakie ahahahah exactly. even worse

    • @jesseomollo9405
      @jesseomollo9405 4 года назад +3

      Right, it's really is sad

    • @moreezy
      @moreezy 4 года назад +4

      Alyrius nah moms who cheat on their significant other and then get left so then they become a single mother

    • @Jane-ih6gj
      @Jane-ih6gj 4 года назад

      Well said

  • @kelly-kt7xn
    @kelly-kt7xn 2 года назад +567

    There’s no way she actually named her kid “Perfect Passion” 😭💀💀

    • @STScott-qo4pw
      @STScott-qo4pw 2 года назад +15

      the hambeast did just that.

    • @pigpapa2
      @pigpapa2 Год назад +4

      nah just say slavator and slavator jr

    • @thesunnyboy777
      @thesunnyboy777 Год назад +4

      Because the kid is a product of passion

    • @jennylee9278
      @jennylee9278 Год назад

      Maybe she can be a ho when she grows up. I've heard some outrageous names hung on kids.

    • @tutipayan
      @tutipayan 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Cqussant-_-
    @Cqussant-_- 4 года назад +5945

    Who tf names their kid “Perfect Passion”

    • @aggames3044
      @aggames3044 4 года назад +620

      Someone who isn't perfect

    • @JiroTheReal
      @JiroTheReal 4 года назад +100

      @@aggames3044 Ily for that comment

    • @AdamZZ4
      @AdamZZ4 4 года назад +316

      Shit should be illegal fr 😂

    • @mb3198c
      @mb3198c 4 года назад +171

      Hate to be the person that actually types that on the birth certificate. Like you for real?? 🙄 ok then ...!

    • @brainnotdetectedhurdedur
      @brainnotdetectedhurdedur 4 года назад +46

      Tenetixz Bitches, And Assholes, Oh And Can’t Forget Celebrities.

  • @VespKata
    @VespKata 3 года назад +3427

    maury: "in the case of-"
    cameraman: *starting to warm up their legs*

  • @redfox4220
    @redfox4220 4 года назад +949

    You are NOT the father
    Audience:”are you sure you wanna swap teams?” ->yes. No.

  • @MSgt5J071
    @MSgt5J071 9 месяцев назад +29

    Steven: That baby looks biracial!
    Me: What, American and British?

  • @ThatWasAMegaHit
    @ThatWasAMegaHit 4 года назад +3816

    Every women after hearing the news:
    Igh’t imma head to the couch

    • @luef5748
      @luef5748 4 года назад +27

      this comment deserves more likes

    • @cobus81
      @cobus81 4 года назад +1

      cap

    • @Antonio-12345
      @Antonio-12345 4 года назад +35

      If they are bad news, but if good they fucking scream like... someone extremely loud in the face of the men, but if the man gets good news he isnt as cruel as the woman, he does not scream in her face.

    • @vv77543
      @vv77543 4 года назад +16

      I bet you the couch aint even want these girls sitting on them

    • @888brownies
      @888brownies 4 года назад +15

      That aint a couch thats a Ho-fa

  • @richpitch
    @richpitch 4 года назад +5369

    Imagine being named Salvatore jr. and your father isn’t Salvatore 😂

    • @alexbenitez2393
      @alexbenitez2393 4 года назад +240

      rich pitch perfect passion gmfu

    • @johnathanpatrick6118
      @johnathanpatrick6118 4 года назад +63

      At least for that mom she did find his dad next visit.

    • @varek50cal2
      @varek50cal2 4 года назад +296

      Imagine being fuckin named “perfect passion”

    • @janinethompson346
      @janinethompson346 4 года назад +126

      Oh dear Salvatore, you are not the father!!!! Even I wasn't expecting that!

    • @jeddahoya
      @jeddahoya 4 года назад +5

      Johnathan Patrick please whats the episode do u have a link

  • @matthewbolton1709
    @matthewbolton1709 4 года назад +1735

    Imagine how embarrassing this will be for the kids

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 4 года назад +103

      Can't be worse than being related to a parent with an Onlyfans account.

    • @matthewbolton1709
      @matthewbolton1709 4 года назад +15

      Face in the Crowd hopefully not his personal life

    • @9double007
      @9double007 4 года назад +13

      When your real dad finds out he’s the father and breaks down😂

    • @wybie2831
      @wybie2831 4 года назад

      Omfg true

    • @user-ri8ps6cl4w
      @user-ri8ps6cl4w 4 года назад +4

      last boy is gonna be one of the most handsome person in his area so he is not gonna give a shit about that

  • @mr.wilson9941
    @mr.wilson9941 Год назад +48

    Naming your kid perfect passion is pretty much closing all career paths but one

  • @isjovial4767
    @isjovial4767 4 года назад +1711

    I FEEL MOST BAD WHEN THE GUY WANTS TO BE THE FATHER AND HE NOT
    :c

  • @vall563
    @vall563 3 года назад +4076

    Every woman when the man is not the father: 🛋 🏃‍♀️💨 🪑

    • @jaxattack4817
      @jaxattack4817 3 года назад +380

      Meanwhile the fathers be like
      🥳 🕺 🤸‍♂️ 👁👅👁

    • @dumbspud9890
      @dumbspud9890 3 года назад +12

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BROOOOOOO

    • @dumbspud9890
      @dumbspud9890 3 года назад +8

      @@jaxattack4817 OMG LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

    • @standardperson3189
      @standardperson3189 3 года назад +11

      2:17

    • @RachelDeRosier010894
      @RachelDeRosier010894 3 года назад +39

      Why do they kick and scream on the floor like toddlers? They know what they did. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nic_03_21
    @Nic_03_21 4 года назад +3087

    At first, y’all hate each other to death.
    *You are the Father.*
    “Ight, babe, let’s get married.”

    • @nacho_libre_
      @nacho_libre_ 3 года назад +169

      Yea lol this show is so dumb but I am completely in love with it😂

    • @nacho_libre_
      @nacho_libre_ 3 года назад +38

      2:07

    • @mr.whisper3338
      @mr.whisper3338 3 года назад +26

      Fake asf.

    • @Stainnlesss
      @Stainnlesss 3 года назад +47

      They probly went there just to fuck around lmao

    • @Stainnlesss
      @Stainnlesss 3 года назад +1

      @тнυg drєαm ????????????

  • @lucid_dreams420
    @lucid_dreams420 2 года назад +83

    7:55 She almost broke character. 🤣 I love how Maury is laughing most of the time. He doesn't gaf. 🤣

  • @radarsniper95
    @radarsniper95 4 года назад +686

    Friend: she is so cute, what’s her name?
    The father: sighs*...... Perfect Passion

  • @rohankulshreshtha
    @rohankulshreshtha 4 года назад +464

    There needs to be a Netflix documentary about how these kids grew up. This is an old show, what kids might feel when they see how their dad found out. Imagine seeing your parents like this.

    • @nanfahkg1601
      @nanfahkg1601 4 года назад +44

      if they grow up and go straight to Dr.Phil's show is gonna be so phenomenal.

    • @ma.normanaoe246
      @ma.normanaoe246 4 года назад +9

      Poor babies.

    • @alfredschnozzenstein1657
      @alfredschnozzenstein1657 4 года назад +9

      That is actually a good idea, but you know what would be a GREAT idea? A Netflix original series called "The Image in Lens" which features interviews and possibly unseen footage from the person behind the camera on popular shows such as Maury, Jerry Springer, Steve Wilkos, and Ellen. You might be confused, but I like to think of it as everyone has a story to tell, and it would be interesting to get the perspective of the people behind the cameras from those shows giving us details on what their work would be like, crazy things that would happen off camera, and the funny moments of how they would run like their life depended on it on catching up with the guests in shows when they find out shocking news and they run to the back.

    • @haoye2413
      @haoye2413 4 года назад +2

      Should do a documentry on how many are paid actors or scripted reaction

  • @maxvitale7159
    @maxvitale7159 4 года назад +2946

    I don’t even know how some of these people even lost their virginity

    • @Goarted
      @Goarted 4 года назад +12

      Max uraqt some people be on some horny shit

    • @alexxander94
      @alexxander94 4 года назад +153

      I rather play a solo than lower my standards

    • @davidbrock4104
      @davidbrock4104 4 года назад +48

      Drugs and alcohol. Hang out in the right bar at closing & it's amazing who leaves with who

    • @mandalor-8315
      @mandalor-8315 4 года назад +63

      It's called small towns and desperation mixed with liquor or boredom

    • @preteensuicide3369
      @preteensuicide3369 4 года назад +3

      Max uraqt that sarah bitch 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @risksikrikak903
    @risksikrikak903 9 месяцев назад +7

    Awww the mom making her boy apologise to the audience is soooo cute.Shes a good mother.

  • @ASo-op1dw
    @ASo-op1dw 4 года назад +758

    Maury: You are not the father!
    Girl: cries
    Audience: cheers
    Cameraman: *i am speed*

  • @nekas5336
    @nekas5336 4 года назад +824

    She must of been high on them drugs when she named her daughter Perfect Passion 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ghostlytavern129
    @ghostlytavern129 4 года назад +378

    They have two reactions
    1. Run and cry
    2. Get pissed and run

  • @AREPBOSS
    @AREPBOSS 2 года назад +48

    The most American show that ever existed.

  • @salsapg3d997
    @salsapg3d997 4 года назад +2932

    These women cry like they didn’t cheat

    • @Anypanther123
      @Anypanther123 4 года назад +140

      Leon Robinson love him or hate him you spittin straight facts

    • @carolinehansen00
      @carolinehansen00 4 года назад +17

      Leon Robinson the woman shouldn’t of cheated but u shouldn’t slut shame them. It’s ridiculous

    • @fancyweasel8924
      @fancyweasel8924 4 года назад +128

      @@carolinehansen00 Cheating is a sin regardless of gender and should be frowned upon

    • @carolinehansen00
      @carolinehansen00 4 года назад +27

      Fancy Weasel 1) yes, cheating is disgusting if their partner is not ok with it 2) not everybody is a Christian 3) slut shaming is different than shaming woman for cheating, as slut shaming is shaming woman for sleeping with people and shaming woman for cheating is for being dishonest and wrong to their partner. Grow up and learn the difference

    • @positivefalls3518
      @positivefalls3518 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @asianelephant1874
    @asianelephant1874 4 года назад +2055

    You should genuinely make more of these. Through times like this, people need the laughter.

  • @charlotteblue981
    @charlotteblue981 4 года назад +607

    *addicted to video games*
    Shows a clip of the guy playing on a blank screen

    • @tcbtwilight3236
      @tcbtwilight3236 4 года назад +16

      I knew i waseny the only one who saw that

    • @tibetanmonk385
      @tibetanmonk385 4 года назад +13

      Bro blank screen is my favorite game also Steven looks like he got stung by 20 bees

    • @The_MrKrabs
      @The_MrKrabs 4 года назад +1

      I saw that and why is there a camera filming under his controller???

    • @vhs84official68
      @vhs84official68 4 года назад +7

      Also no console
      This is all set up

    • @epicgamerguy6701
      @epicgamerguy6701 4 года назад +6

      He's such a gamer that he can play with the TV off

  • @syraxT
    @syraxT Год назад +6

    Sound effects make this 10x better but all those poor babies, except for the dad who actually proposed

  • @harrisp1497
    @harrisp1497 4 года назад +449

    The guy comes out
    Everyone: BOOOOO
    Maury: You are NOT the father
    Everyone: WOO HOO YEEEEAAHH

    • @darren9824
      @darren9824 4 года назад +17

      thats how mafia works

    • @alexm2641
      @alexm2641 4 года назад +19

      vєctσrキング thats how sexism works

    • @anthonymurano9040
      @anthonymurano9040 4 года назад +5

      @@alexm2641 That's how television works. The crowd is told who to boo and cheer for.

    • @mehrlightsunlis4996
      @mehrlightsunlis4996 4 года назад +2

      The other crowd: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @volrogue
    @volrogue 4 года назад +829

    *"You are NOT the Father!"*
    Guys: 🕺🤸‍♂️🕺🤸‍♂️🕺
    Girls: 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️

    • @BrandoPlayz
      @BrandoPlayz 4 года назад +9

      *LMFAOOO*

    • @martaleja9279
      @martaleja9279 4 года назад +46

      cameraman: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🎥🎥🎥

    • @volrogue
      @volrogue 4 года назад +24

      @@martaleja9279 🏃‍♀️ 📹🏃‍♂️

    • @colinf8789
      @colinf8789 4 года назад +1

      IM DYING

    • @simps7659
      @simps7659 4 года назад +1

      lmaoo 5:12 perfect

  • @eduardovillarreal5368
    @eduardovillarreal5368 4 года назад +458

    My man Stephen playing videogames with the Tv off

    • @shashank513
      @shashank513 4 года назад +9

      😂😂

    • @jackgose6610
      @jackgose6610 4 года назад +25

      Lmao I was waiting for a comment like this😂

    • @littlediamonds7038
      @littlediamonds7038 4 года назад +3

      Stephen 99.9% there still one more% that you could have a baby

    • @charese3701
      @charese3701 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.

    • @jackgose6610
      @jackgose6610 4 года назад +7

      That’s how you know the show is fake😂

  • @claudiocambria
    @claudiocambria 2 года назад +3

    That Italian one was just * chef’s kiss * 🤌🤌

  • @Faygogayfo
    @Faygogayfo 4 года назад +4237

    “Perfect Passion” ....Jesus lmao

    • @starcofan13
      @starcofan13 4 года назад +290

      Why do parents keep coming up with these name

    • @somberslay
      @somberslay 4 года назад +29

      Tyler Breeze ikr

    • @itsszyonnn1658
      @itsszyonnn1658 4 года назад +207

      That's bully fuel right there

    • @somberslay
      @somberslay 4 года назад +20

      •Purple kiwi• Bully 100

    • @starcofan13
      @starcofan13 4 года назад +73

      @@somberslay what ever happened to naming kids like bob, john, and sussie

  • @TheNoobaHolics
    @TheNoobaHolics 4 года назад +478

    I feel bad for their children because they have to be raised by these people

    • @diegomoreno8017
      @diegomoreno8017 4 года назад +7

      Facts

    • @olahpappy3138
      @olahpappy3138 4 года назад +2

      Yea sad

    • @generalkenobi4033
      @generalkenobi4033 4 года назад +4

      The only people who are okay are the ones that make it up and are like I love you and I’ll take care of it

    • @L0OkBEh1ndU
      @L0OkBEh1ndU 4 года назад +1

      @@generalkenobi4033 Not really. They're the kind of people that need to air all their dirty business on daytime television.

    • @generalkenobi4033
      @generalkenobi4033 4 года назад

      Will Merrill yes but still better than the other people on there

  • @thebassmaster76
    @thebassmaster76 4 года назад +2034

    Perfect Passion sounds like a cocktail drink.

  • @computernerdinside
    @computernerdinside 2 года назад +10

    I always love how the mothers takeoff as soon as they receive news that wasn’t what they wanted. It’s hilarious. Yet the crowd always boo’s the guy walking in.

  • @nyuNyuchu
    @nyuNyuchu 4 года назад +2758

    Maury: You are NOT the father
    Moms:🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️💨
    Camera man:🏃🏽🏃🏽💨💨
    Dads:🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

    • @brandonseto4524
      @brandonseto4524 4 года назад +105

      I mean technically he isn’t the dad

    • @beans2401
      @beans2401 4 года назад +36

      Did they hire an athlete to be a camera man? 😆

    • @jasonfocer5978
      @jasonfocer5978 4 года назад +8

      Y they run like that but if they be right then they in their face screamin an shit

    • @abbz1088
      @abbz1088 4 года назад +5

      It’s 1:30 am and I’m dying after seeing this comment. I’m also high 😂😂

    • @stayhard6267
      @stayhard6267 4 года назад +1

      Their not the dads

  • @freeddawg2882
    @freeddawg2882 3 года назад +2054

    Imagine naming your son Salvatore Jr. and Salvatore is not even his father

    • @willi898
      @willi898 3 года назад +37

      Your comment is over the comment you copied from lmao

    • @isaiahfreecos2075
      @isaiahfreecos2075 3 года назад +11

      Down Horrendous 🤦🏾😭

    • @dylsterx8415
      @dylsterx8415 3 года назад +39

      Ngl Salvatore is a pretty fucking sick name

    • @jazzy4830
      @jazzy4830 3 года назад +8

      you gotta admit though, man was punching up when he was with her

    • @salvatoregravina1194
      @salvatoregravina1194 3 года назад

      @@dylsterx8415 yep

  • @snakeaddict2810
    @snakeaddict2810 4 года назад +810

    "He thinks the baby looks African American."
    Lmaooo what, that baby is whiter then him 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashtonperez4614
      @ashtonperez4614 4 года назад +53

      Right??? That baby didn't look mixed at all. He was just trying to get out of raising a kid

    • @jakerupp4688
      @jakerupp4688 4 года назад +28

      That bitch fat as fuck

    • @troy5203
      @troy5203 4 года назад +11

      @@jakerupp4688 LMAOOOOO

    • @vinzprimecarmelo4870
      @vinzprimecarmelo4870 4 года назад +3

      hey but he a gamer

    • @noahboah-xe4zs
      @noahboah-xe4zs 4 года назад

      Vinz Prime Carmelo true

  • @tobemutationfox7357
    @tobemutationfox7357 10 месяцев назад +2

    So wholesome people show the backstage for the curious audience 😊😊

  • @williambugayong8649
    @williambugayong8649 4 года назад +513

    The guy : 🕺🎶
    The girl : 🏃🏼‍♀️😭😭
    The baby : 🙃

  • @logangster5246
    @logangster5246 3 года назад +1893

    Who on earth named their child “Perfect Passion”?

  • @2002kid
    @2002kid 4 года назад +805

    Bro... What kind of name is *Perfect Passion* ?
    Thats cruelty.

    • @Zolity_
      @Zolity_ 4 года назад +35

      Weren't they white???

    • @trappnest4490
      @trappnest4490 4 года назад +31

      @I Am Greatness It was a white baby 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @trappnest4490
      @trappnest4490 4 года назад +4

      @@eliomorgan7773 I'm pretty sure it already happened

    • @kindspirit-mo9nm
      @kindspirit-mo9nm 4 года назад +1

      Her daughter is beautiful though

    • @nairolynozuna8426
      @nairolynozuna8426 4 года назад

      YO EXACTLY

  • @riondera
    @riondera 3 года назад +8

    The one where the dude proposed was so wholesome, wish more of them were like that

  • @nuggetx4086
    @nuggetx4086 4 года назад +788

    *kids life is ruined*
    everyone on stage: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

    • @kennyhanover902
      @kennyhanover902 4 года назад +2

      Ramen J2 the kids life isn’t ruined😂

    • @prodbxbu6646
      @prodbxbu6646 4 года назад +19

      @@kennyhanover902 yh they wont have a fucking dad

    • @jamman950
      @jamman950 4 года назад +5

      @@prodbxbu6646 a lot of ppl maje it with out their dad/mom

    • @Imokay304
      @Imokay304 4 года назад

      @@kennyhanover902 yeah it is

    • @goodkappinvibes8782
      @goodkappinvibes8782 4 года назад

      Can we agree on that the dude who said I’m sorry look like Sid the sloth?

  • @mekdesmegan6443
    @mekdesmegan6443 4 года назад +551

    ” I dont care if that baby eats spaghetti and talks with his hands” 😂💀

    • @cincysilvia8807
      @cincysilvia8807 4 года назад +17

      I'm German and do that....on second though could be My Italian wife rubbing off on me

    • @ori1676
      @ori1676 3 года назад +3

      @@cincysilvia8807 We also do it and we are not Italians...people all over the Middle East are talking with their hands its not just in Italy

    • @sikeman
      @sikeman 3 года назад +4

      In Italy we can literally say a whole sentence without opening our mouth.

  • @nathanisrael1755
    @nathanisrael1755 3 года назад +676

    Baby: white
    Steven : idk man seems like an African American child to me

    • @sweet813one
      @sweet813one 3 года назад +5

      Logik

    • @qilanis1619
      @qilanis1619 3 года назад +25

      That baby is hella cute tho. Her round eyes and plump cheeks.

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 3 года назад

      @@sweet813one stonks

    • @fabioenchillada2278
      @fabioenchillada2278 3 года назад +1

      too much warzone LMAO

  • @elyssachery5665
    @elyssachery5665 3 года назад +11

    Tailynn, Izabella, and Salvatore Jr. are the cutest babies on the show. Ever. Period.

  • @mottmann2898
    @mottmann2898 4 года назад +682

    They built the building like a maze so the mothers could not run.

  • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
    @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 4 года назад +561

    The cameraman: My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive.

    • @kemola4215
      @kemola4215 4 года назад +7

      so accurate 😂.

    • @elileffert4794
      @elileffert4794 4 года назад +10

      Murray:you are the father
      The wife:run’s away
      The cameraman:hi I’m Barry Allen and I’m the fastes man alive

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 4 года назад

      Derrick Parham 💀💀💀💀

    • @-nwy5413
      @-nwy5413 4 года назад +3

      The cameraman: To be honest. When I am running after them I am only using 5% of my power

    • @selotasalele6914
      @selotasalele6914 4 года назад

      ÆSIR faster than the FLASH

  • @justaghost1764
    @justaghost1764 4 года назад +2909

    You are not the father
    White people be like: I told yeah
    Black people: *starts dancing like they dodged a life sentence*

    • @coolbeans3752
      @coolbeans3752 4 года назад +217

      It technically is having a child is far more expensive then owing a car.

    • @justaghost1764
      @justaghost1764 4 года назад +125

      We need a minute of silence for these guys who are the father..these girls are aggressive as hell while they are not on their period☠

    • @anayanicole3344
      @anayanicole3344 4 года назад +3

      Yolo Have fun they are not aggressive

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 4 года назад +83

      @@anayanicole3344 Is that what you call getting in their face and screaming? Reverse the genders and it's a guaranteed assault charge.

    • @rektlzz7808
      @rektlzz7808 4 года назад +21

      @@Mr-Trox exactly

  • @Ibelong2Jesus1982
    @Ibelong2Jesus1982 2 года назад +11

    Sad to see that this programme has got this much audience and participants. What a fate to establish your child's fatherhood in this way

  • @TheRenegadeStarr
    @TheRenegadeStarr 3 года назад +1711

    It’s so embarrassing when whoever is having sex with so many strangers that they don’t know who the parent is.

    • @jacobbailey6134
      @jacobbailey6134 3 года назад +68

      Why you think they run away

    • @TheRenegadeStarr
      @TheRenegadeStarr 3 года назад +102

      @@jacobbailey6134 as I said, because it’s embarrassing and they have community genitalia.

    • @Vorrupted
      @Vorrupted 3 года назад +43

      Right at least use protection they deserve everything that comes to them

    • @Vorrupted
      @Vorrupted 3 года назад +34

      @Will Doit realistically the government has enough money to support them but the real victims are the kids themselves who have no choice and have to deal with parents like that

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 3 года назад +11

      It's embarrassing that they aren't using protection

  • @aarontrew1410
    @aarontrew1410 4 года назад +353

    "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"
    Woman: *initiate twerk mode*

    • @adamlynch9153
      @adamlynch9153 4 года назад +17

      They know they gettin the money

    • @ccaio5585
      @ccaio5585 4 года назад +1

      HÆnk

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 4 года назад +2

      You guys are awesome. Have a great day.

    • @poploli2660
      @poploli2660 4 года назад

      Jason Adjiwanou no u

    • @ccaio5585
      @ccaio5585 4 года назад

      @@poploli2660 r/wholesome

  • @im.weasel
    @im.weasel 3 года назад +815

    Perfect Passion..... Seriously.... Your daughter deserves a real name.

    • @bvnny1379
      @bvnny1379 3 года назад +55

      Passion would've even been somewhat okay, but Perfect passion? Smh

    • @purpgreenery
      @purpgreenery 3 года назад +11

      fr, I mean even some character from a movie would've been better

    • @steph.h.
      @steph.h. 3 года назад +41

      97 % of each and every child mentioned on Maury's show deserves a name change asap.

    • @krazyzyko
      @krazyzyko 2 года назад +18

      It's cool, they'll just call her PP for shorts xD

    • @kelly-kt7xn
      @kelly-kt7xn 2 года назад +14

      Im having a hard time believing she actually named her kid “Perfect Passion” 😭

  • @chaos3088
    @chaos3088 3 года назад +21

    The last part the coffin dance nails right on the point, I can't stop laughing lmao

  • @xxwolfmeetstheskyxx3662
    @xxwolfmeetstheskyxx3662 4 года назад +590

    “Cute African American baby” just say you didn’t want a kid and go

    • @lts3017
      @lts3017 4 года назад +8

      Rigjt wtf and I know he doesn’t say “cute” either when adressing her

    • @Dee-iw5yq
      @Dee-iw5yq 4 года назад +21

      Exactly like how that baby look black?

  • @UnderTheTableGremlin
    @UnderTheTableGremlin 3 года назад +811

    Naming your child something like “perfect passion” should count as child abuse

    • @v.kut7307
      @v.kut7307 3 года назад +78

      In Germany the State forbid stupid names. So if ur name is not clear what gender it is or it's harmful for the child then they will not allow it.

    • @whirlywoo
      @whirlywoo 3 года назад +22

      Ikr that kid is gonna get bullied for the rest of its life💀💀

    • @pauljohnson3340
      @pauljohnson3340 3 года назад +2

      I once knew a woman who named her son Maxtun.

    • @imshemul
      @imshemul 3 года назад +2

      @@v.kut7307 would you guys allow Adolf the fuhrer?

    • @v.kut7307
      @v.kut7307 3 года назад +5

      @@imshemul ofcourse not. It's not allowed have anything connected to the nazi regime. Adolf could be fine, but that's even a drag and can easily be considered as a harm for the child. Also it's not allowed to show the nazi raised arm and vehicles can not have numbers like 88 (hh=for Heil Hitler).

  • @melvinbridgewater4955
    @melvinbridgewater4955 4 года назад +252

    I Feel For All These Children Not Their Parents

  • @00ROOT00
    @00ROOT00 3 года назад +5

    The editing on this video is top of the line. Good one dude.

  • @309387421
    @309387421 4 года назад +499

    Maury: "You are the father"
    Black guys: "AWW HELL NAH!!"
    White guys: "I'm so happy and I love you"

  • @floppyblob3827
    @floppyblob3827 4 года назад +461

    Routine of womens hearing " you are not the father":
    1. Run backstage
    2. Run around for no reason
    3. Fall down or go the the couch and cry
    Dudes just dancing

    • @sselemaNrM
      @sselemaNrM 4 года назад +3

      Also if you are the father, just propose to your gf and she'll forget everything you did that day XD

    • @floppyblob3827
      @floppyblob3827 4 года назад

      @@sselemaNrMXDD

    • @JulioGarcia-pj8rq
      @JulioGarcia-pj8rq 4 года назад

      Dont it just keep you though.

  • @RaulRA25
    @RaulRA25 4 года назад +348

    "Stephen, what's the number one thing in your life?"
    "Video games"
    My guy

    • @shawna8227
      @shawna8227 4 года назад +15

      @TheLegend I mean. I'm a wife that plays video games with her husband. So don't loop us all now.

    • @dionvanhaaften
      @dionvanhaaften 4 года назад

      Of course I would say it to. If u see what for fat girlfriend I had

    • @margaalice9184
      @margaalice9184 4 года назад

      It’s interesting the woman agreed to marry him, what was she thinking?

    • @vincentterrell6976
      @vincentterrell6976 4 года назад

      IDK WTF game he playing cuz that TV not on... MF upset at his imagination

  • @altonalex1235
    @altonalex1235 3 года назад +6

    Omg the edits crack me up so much, more of these please 😂😂

  • @LunarArcher
    @LunarArcher 4 года назад +237

    7:26 i'd be worried too if someone was playing games for 16 hours when the TV isn't even on.

  • @tuem9890
    @tuem9890 4 года назад +271

    Maury: You are the Father. Guy: Ight im gonna propose now.

    • @yourplaylist3411
      @yourplaylist3411 4 года назад +9

      Imagine buying the ring before hand and then have it revealed the kid ain't even yours 💀

    • @RedstoneFederation
      @RedstoneFederation 4 года назад +3

      @@yourplaylist3411 *EXCUSE ME I'D LIKE TO MAKE A FUCKING RETURN*

  • @mclovin7082
    @mclovin7082 3 года назад +789

    "You are NOT the father"
    Backstage floor chair couch: here we go again

  • @sonysoldier9587
    @sonysoldier9587 Год назад +6

    I like how the first guy was about to dance or something, but once he heard he was the father, now he's in disbelief

  • @DavyReigns
    @DavyReigns 4 года назад +189

    7:26 Are we ignoring the fact that he’s mashing his controller and rage quitting to a turned off TV?

  • @eyeofrajewel5418
    @eyeofrajewel5418 4 года назад +515

    when you're in quarantine.........

  • @chrissexton6910
    @chrissexton6910 3 года назад +815

    Everyone knows how to navigate the back of the Maury set

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kpopoawok9642
      @kpopoawok9642 3 года назад +4

      Bruh u see how many damn TV they got in the back

    • @DrNoBit
      @DrNoBit 3 года назад +13

      They show them how, just in case they need to run back

    • @jayo2xa
      @jayo2xa 3 года назад +1

      So true 💀

    • @vanzy8609
      @vanzy8609 3 года назад +2

      Fax 😂

  • @RaihaneBel
    @RaihaneBel Год назад +7

    I just love how everyone run dramatically after "not the father" result 😂😂😂

  • @usernameuwu5332
    @usernameuwu5332 4 года назад +695

    All the women when the baby isny the guy's: TO THE THOT COUCH

    • @mehrlightsunlis4996
      @mehrlightsunlis4996 4 года назад +30

      The couch of shame

    • @vhs84official68
      @vhs84official68 4 года назад +22

      Why are you running?
      ...
      WHY? ARE YOU RUNNING?

    • @ThatDoesntWorkForMeBrother
      @ThatDoesntWorkForMeBrother 4 года назад +9

      Wonder how many tears the couch of shame has absorbed through the years. Lol

    • @leeboy7139
      @leeboy7139 4 года назад

      And when Maury says, "You are the Father" the women starts dancing around like they won the lottery.

  • @thatonefriend6978
    @thatonefriend6978 4 года назад +444

    Did someone really name their child PERFECT passion lol

    • @Titan-ry1zb
      @Titan-ry1zb 4 года назад +22

      ExcitedMuch? Just remember white people have basic names Mexicans have stereotypical names and black people like to mix it up

    • @vanessrodriguez6691
      @vanessrodriguez6691 4 года назад +11

      Another person named there kid ja’wanah... wit who would name there kid that it sounds like marijuana wtf

    • @millythompsonfromtrigun98anime
      @millythompsonfromtrigun98anime 4 года назад +9

      I know someone named Dope

    • @gregorystell6858
      @gregorystell6858 4 года назад +8

      That seems like someone that names their horse that before it dies in the Kentucky derby before to much steroids.

    • @RockyJayyy
      @RockyJayyy 4 года назад +2

      I saw one video and someone was named after a banana

  • @prod.hang1
    @prod.hang1 4 года назад +193

    You are not the father
    Father: does a backflip dances like a maniac
    Mother: runs to the cheat couch

  • @eereree
    @eereree 10 месяцев назад +3

    I always love Maury’s fake-outs
    “You ARE- not. The father.”

  • @rodericdavis5122
    @rodericdavis5122 4 года назад +557

    Lmao “Perfect Passion”😂😂😂 your child is getting bullied

    • @Titan-ry1zb
      @Titan-ry1zb 4 года назад +9

      Depends on where she grows up remember she’s black they mix it up with their names white people have basic names and Mexicans have stereotypical names

    • @Coochieeater3000
      @Coochieeater3000 4 года назад +3

      @@Titan-ry1zb okay,that's a bit racist but true .

    • @eliibihh
      @eliibihh 4 года назад +1

      She set up

    • @outlsd1590
      @outlsd1590 4 года назад +13

      Titan 1 don’t bring race into, that’s a weird ass name regardless of where your from

    • @dipatach23
      @dipatach23 4 года назад +1

      Or she’ll be a bully to protect herself

  • @Renjiheart34
    @Renjiheart34 3 года назад +463

    I feel bad for "Perfect Passion"...Even she looks like: Why the hell would my mom call me that??

    • @Alonzo2k8
      @Alonzo2k8 3 года назад +12

      I would have at least name her Miley or something

  • @scottnapier943
    @scottnapier943 4 года назад +219

    I just hope these kids get taken care of, Father or no Father.

    • @gad3313
      @gad3313 4 года назад +1

      Scott Napier ong 🙌🏽

  • @angrycat3525
    @angrycat3525 2 года назад +1

    I absolutely LOVE your music choices. They fit the outcome like a friggin' glove!

  • @Marco-xt6rc
    @Marco-xt6rc 4 года назад +3355

    This camera man is getting a workout ever time (edit) I GOT 1 thousand likes thank you (edit) 2 THOUSAND LIKES HOLY S**t (edit 3 k

    • @pascualfernandezripoll6202
      @pascualfernandezripoll6202 4 года назад +15

      Marco Ng and the guy with the wires too

    • @fv8399
      @fv8399 4 года назад +2

      Watch rdcs Murray camera man video shits funny af

    • @rafon.
      @rafon. 4 года назад +5

      He should participate in Olympics

    • @fdusswn8127
      @fdusswn8127 4 года назад

      Ahhaahahah

    • @manuelp6791
      @manuelp6791 4 года назад +1

      Marco Ng XD they must have abs of steel

  • @finnypaul7748
    @finnypaul7748 4 года назад +690

    I feel sorry for these children . growing up with an absentee father is difficult . But growing up not knowing your father is harder

    • @skodedickinson6544
      @skodedickinson6544 3 года назад +39

      When the whore MOTHERS don't know the father is never mind the poor innocent kids they've got no chance sadly.

    • @vielarzares7212
      @vielarzares7212 3 года назад +18

      When the kids thats been showed in this TV show watch this and finds out that their mother fucks multiple men to the point that she needs a DNA test is so devastating for the kids

    • @reee134hd2
      @reee134hd2 3 года назад +3

      But there not the father

    • @heaintloveu
      @heaintloveu 3 года назад +2

      If the father is a deadbeat, who cares

    • @thepickleking5717
      @thepickleking5717 3 года назад

      Just imagine the kids who's dads littelry fucking trash talked them and then finding out thats your dad

  • @athenamills6236
    @athenamills6236 4 года назад +605

    I hate it when people say, “the baby looks just like himmmm” like, when a baby it born they look like a potato, they dont look like anyone🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @Luke-pk9fe
    @Luke-pk9fe 2 года назад +1

    These make me happy in my soul for some reason

  • @cephy8102
    @cephy8102 3 года назад +1611

    "What's the number one thing in your life?"
    "Videogames."
    A man of culture.

    • @jandee1772
      @jandee1772 3 года назад +77

      Lol, not even a second delay on that response

    • @carltonjay7216
      @carltonjay7216 3 года назад +42

      @@jandee1772 😂😂😂 he got his priorities straight warzone a must

    • @skrem3505
      @skrem3505 3 года назад +15

      @@jandee1772 0 ping

    • @nickrob6941
      @nickrob6941 3 года назад +12

      Lmao his voice changed and everything

    • @Colman91
      @Colman91 3 года назад +38

      Can play games without the TV being switched on.
      He’s a pro gamer.

  • @danielposey5326
    @danielposey5326 4 года назад +704

    How in the world do you accept someone’s proposal after they just got done denying your kid? Smh 🤦‍♂️ I just don’t get it!!!

    • @whooshifgay112
      @whooshifgay112 3 года назад +11

      Cuz it was a act bruh

    • @jobliar937
      @jobliar937 3 года назад +17

      The mother is wildly in love with the accused father every time thats why they bring them to the show to force them to be in their lives. So of course they will accept the proposal

    • @etsubs9695
      @etsubs9695 3 года назад +1

      she was blinded by love😍✨😌😀🤪

    • @venator7835
      @venator7835 3 года назад

      @@whooshifgay112 True

  • @KyotoXO
    @KyotoXO 4 года назад +791

    Woman: YUP I CHEATED BUT HE IS THE FATHER.
    Crowd: *Cheers*
    Man: *Denise the baby*
    Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @slymancollector4157
    @slymancollector4157 7 месяцев назад +2

    Bro your editing is top notch. I fkn lost it at "facebook" lmao 🤣 😂

  • @DietLampshade
    @DietLampshade 4 года назад +151

    imagine booing the father for saying he ain’t the daddy, just to find out that he actually wasn’t the father

    • @ag4621
      @ag4621 4 года назад

      Diet Lampshade exactlyy

  • @blaze2271
    @blaze2271 4 года назад +150

    Maury should make the exit a glass maze so when they try to run they get stuck and look even more a fool

  • @johnathandouglas007
    @johnathandouglas007 3 года назад +464

    "They got the same dumb ass head!!"
    Ha... Thanks mom....

    • @bluestreaksthehedgehog.
      @bluestreaksthehedgehog. 3 года назад

      XD lol 😂

    • @Mahuryh
      @Mahuryh 3 года назад +20

      And turns out it wasn’t even that niggas baby 😭😭😭

    • @HideNameMe
      @HideNameMe 3 года назад +5

      This comment got me so bad 😂😂

    • @johnathandouglas007
      @johnathandouglas007 3 года назад

      @@HideNameMe u do game videos huh?
      I tried that once nothing like u tho

    • @malygos9301
      @malygos9301 3 года назад +1

      I was sure he was the dad too they got that same dumbass look

  • @kristagrym
    @kristagrym 3 года назад +9

    I was laughing out loud and I almost pissed myself🤣🤣🤣
    It was very clear Salvatore wasn't the dad

  • @Zook3961
    @Zook3961 3 года назад +408

    Salvatore knows a real Italian when he sees one

    • @OnBakePlatinum
      @OnBakePlatinum 3 года назад +9

      Real father was Tony Zaluto

    • @darker4509
      @darker4509 3 года назад +1

      ma infatti c'è da chiedersi quella pazza che cazzo aveva in testa per parlare in quel modo......gran signore Salvatore a non prenderla a schiaffoni

    • @Dylski.
      @Dylski. 3 года назад +16

      Fuggetaboutit

    • @purpgreenery
      @purpgreenery 3 года назад +1

      fr XD

    • @shiden7457
      @shiden7457 2 года назад +2

      @@darker4509 troppo sicura di sé 😂

  • @KayLuvSpngBob
    @KayLuvSpngBob 4 года назад +158

    “Perfect passion” ? 🤔
    Sounds like a new Victoria secrets perfume

    • @peterzingler6221
      @peterzingler6221 4 года назад +8

      More like a sex toy

    • @KayLuvSpngBob
      @KayLuvSpngBob 4 года назад

      Peter Zingler 😂😂😂

    • @ge5510
      @ge5510 4 года назад +1

      Names PerfectPassion or PP for short.

    • @xxshadowxlordxx
      @xxshadowxlordxx 4 года назад +1

      Shes gonna be bullied in school

    • @kirbylover69
      @kirbylover69 4 года назад +1

      @@ge5510 PP OMFG I'M CHOKING

  • @Brumum
    @Brumum 3 года назад +916

    "you are NOT the father"
    audience:
    Are you sure you want to switch teams?
    yes

    • @chad4life1
      @chad4life1 3 года назад +11

      The audience don’t know shit

    • @jamirimaj6880
      @jamirimaj6880 3 года назад +2

      @Theysimpforme🤫💫 "This guy wants to be a father to her wife's child whether or not he is the real father." *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @sm1purplmurderedme583
      @sm1purplmurderedme583 3 года назад

      what