¡You Are / Not The Father! Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @henry9119
    @henry9119 4 года назад +4156

    this show:
    90% screaming
    8%you are/you are not
    2% backflip

  • @villekeskitapio9171
    @villekeskitapio9171 4 года назад +3727

    I feel bad for any child who has to grow up with that kind of parents..

    • @dbk9447
      @dbk9447 4 года назад +234

      Nah its the the mothers fault since they cheated plus if the men dont want children they dont want children its their life

    • @masteryoshi6434
      @masteryoshi6434 4 года назад +13

      Bro its just a show

    • @bencyk2783
      @bencyk2783 4 года назад +10

      Ville Keskitapio its fake show lol

    • @bencyk2783
      @bencyk2783 4 года назад +1

      Ville Keskitapio its fake show lol

    • @SomeOne-on3on
      @SomeOne-on3on 4 года назад

      That kind of true

  • @andrewmerz6554
    @andrewmerz6554 4 года назад +28788

    Imagine being named Kyron Jr. and your dad ain’t named Kyron

  • @RG-zp2qw
    @RG-zp2qw 2 года назад +769

    When I was 18 and ready to go into the Army, I made out with this girl but nothing happened. While in the Army my mom told the girl claimed I got her pregnant. This girl went to court as she wanted child support payment and made my life hell. I was young and this was back in the day when DNA was expensive to do. They garnered my wages but I said it was not me as we didn't even have sex. A few years go by, I get a DNA test which proved I was not the father. And even after I proved I was not the father it was hard for me to stop paying child support. The judge even told me to be a man and step up but I said I was not the father. Eventually the woman confessed that indeed, I was not the father and she did not know who the father really was. But it cost me 12 years of financial and emotional hell.

    • @julianmarshall6723
      @julianmarshall6723 2 года назад +1

      That's why she should have been made to repay you every cent that you paid in child support

    • @Phendrana.
      @Phendrana. 2 года назад +62

      Karma will appear

    • @sergeantmajor_gross
      @sergeantmajor_gross 2 года назад +129

      So even after the DNA test you could not ask the judge to stop paying child support? Man you can scammed :/

    • @zerox_8562
      @zerox_8562 2 года назад +109

      That's fucked up man, isn't there a way to take this to court? Cuz she basically stole your money for years

    • @truthtorpedo4068
      @truthtorpedo4068 2 года назад +55

      My goodness! You should sue the pants off her!

  • @marton154
    @marton154 4 года назад +5036

    As an European, this TV-Show leaves me with so much questions ...

    • @anarx1830
      @anarx1830 4 года назад +440

      as an mongolian i liked it

    • @ГеоргийХ-ц4и
      @ГеоргийХ-ц4и 4 года назад +78

      Jerry the Mongolian Khan aha

    • @krd4523
      @krd4523 4 года назад +47

      @Marton Mechtl Um was geht es da denn? Das die Frauen die huren sind?

    • @javiersanz29
      @javiersanz29 4 года назад +453

      I think is fucking humilliating, for both of the parents and specially the little kids.

    • @priestofemroy1748
      @priestofemroy1748 4 года назад +43

      @@krd4523 Irgendwelche Frauen haben fremdgevögelt und regen sich live auf, wenns rauskommt.

  • @onebrickyboi2630
    @onebrickyboi2630 4 года назад +3849

    “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
    Couch: Ah shit here we go again

    • @rewel8942
      @rewel8942 4 года назад +7

      Feature me please Clumsy ! Hahahahahaha

    • @mr.8999
      @mr.8999 4 года назад +3

      😂✊

    • @tyronedotson5940
      @tyronedotson5940 4 года назад +1

      Feature me please Clumsy ! 😂😂😂

    • @dsl_flix298
      @dsl_flix298 4 года назад

      Feature me please Clumsy ! Lmaoooo

    • @ter8308
      @ter8308 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @jackhaverty1332
    @jackhaverty1332 5 лет назад +9862

    Imagine the person you thought was your father do a god damn backflip when he found out you weren’t his child

    • @yolevi8829
      @yolevi8829 5 лет назад +626

      I would be proud

    • @brandondaniels2027
      @brandondaniels2027 5 лет назад +341

      I would be more impressed than anything else

    • @Simon-ge2sy
      @Simon-ge2sy 4 года назад +20

      Jack H. I’m laughing now how do I stop

    • @Myron90
      @Myron90 4 года назад +27

      Damn that would hurt

    • @magical_crab
      @magical_crab 4 года назад +13

      Bruh moment

  • @Melissa-jp8ps
    @Melissa-jp8ps 2 года назад +463

    Imagine having 4 children out of wedlock, needing a paternity test, and naming one of your children Modesty.

    • @abc-ju5oq
      @abc-ju5oq Год назад +8

      Maybe so they won't repeat the mother's mistakes?

    • @sair9850
      @sair9850 Год назад +27

      @@abc-ju5oqunfortunately kids learn from their parents especially in an unstable house like theirs, wish the best for them tho

    • @adama.kamara
      @adama.kamara 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @SportsBettingFacts
      @SportsBettingFacts 5 месяцев назад

      @4:20 It says 63 year old guy and we see a young guy doing back flips. It he 63 years old? I'm lost

  • @KrisLI1408
    @KrisLI1408 4 года назад +1597

    I love how the two guy who aren’t the father hug each other.

  • @TheTurdEye
    @TheTurdEye 5 лет назад +5706

    Showing the kids smiling backstage is the saddest thing ever.

  • @solusquatro3448
    @solusquatro3448 4 года назад +21793

    I think I'll learn to do a backflip just in case I'm not the father.

    • @co_7523
      @co_7523 4 года назад +244

      😂

    • @임승기-e6g
      @임승기-e6g 4 года назад +217

      + 'You are not the father' T-shirts....

    • @archvile5869
      @archvile5869 4 года назад +246

      Do a backflip then end with a split.

    • @Alice-ew4dy
      @Alice-ew4dy 4 года назад +58

      and a front flip if you are?

    • @solusquatro3448
      @solusquatro3448 4 года назад +22

      @@Alice-ew4dy The mother...?

  • @rick_thunder
    @rick_thunder 2 года назад +546

    Just once I want to see a man hear “You are NOT the father,” and then calmly walk over, shake Maury’s hand, wave to the crowd, and walk out without saying a word.

    • @dynastypierce3997
      @dynastypierce3997 2 года назад +52

      Same. Would also like it if the women didn't get so aggressive when they hear "You are the father."

    • @arashink
      @arashink Год назад +60

      The one that was heart breaking was when Maury said the guy was not the father, and the guy broke down crying because he wanted to have a kid.

    • @duyphan4617
      @duyphan4617 Год назад +8

      Well then that man is too kind

    • @TGOPoma
      @TGOPoma Год назад +19

      There was a guy who did almost exactly that, and they stopped him from leaving, lmao.

    • @madmanszalinski
      @madmanszalinski Год назад +2

      I actually did see this in a comp the other day, so it has happened at least once lol

  • @alinaclark
    @alinaclark 5 лет назад +14575

    Girls when the guy isn’t the father
    Ight imma head out

    • @zineba2368
      @zineba2368 5 лет назад +36

      Yea

    • @Kenant.
      @Kenant. 5 лет назад +17

      -Alina- yeh

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 5 лет назад +249

      Like they don't know where that vag has been

    • @esaulguerrero1977
      @esaulguerrero1977 5 лет назад +25

      @@Xannyphantom905 that's kind sad

    • @wildmansam1
      @wildmansam1 5 лет назад +14

      Lmao that’s the funniest part of this comment thread

  • @victoriasalupo600
    @victoriasalupo600 5 лет назад +3791

    imagine the kids watching these videos and being like:
    “damn they didn’t want me that bad”

    • @mazrimtaim3107
      @mazrimtaim3107 5 лет назад +188

      I think it's more about not being trapped by the skank

    • @sainath66666
      @sainath66666 5 лет назад +22

      If they had pulled out on time!

    • @chrislanda9950
      @chrislanda9950 4 года назад +2

      Bro lol

    • @TruKryptonite
      @TruKryptonite 4 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😭

    • @cleversoar
      @cleversoar 4 года назад +63

      lol it's not that they don't want the child, it's more like they don't want the girl to be the mother of their child

  • @peter_griffin_69_epicmomen79
    @peter_griffin_69_epicmomen79 5 лет назад +8233

    Imagine being 18 looking at memes and you see your parents on here

  • @bonytony18
    @bonytony18 2 года назад +132

    These never get old - I always like how the audience boos the men until they are NOT the father

    • @phoenixwarden8647
      @phoenixwarden8647 Год назад +11

      Double standards-men being sexist is usually disliked, but whenever a woman says ‘‘ugh, like, we totally like don’t like need like men in your lives like you like get me girl’’ and then people don’t care

  • @logankatz9798
    @logankatz9798 5 лет назад +1009

    Victory dances are the best part of this show by far

    • @pedroolivarez5586
      @pedroolivarez5586 5 лет назад +36

      No the best is watching the cocky hoes running backstage and crying!!!

    • @albipajaziti1303
      @albipajaziti1303 5 лет назад

      Tbey should add the flos
      I be flosiiiiin

    • @heverarrieta2828
      @heverarrieta2828 5 лет назад +1

      i like it when they do back flips 😂

    • @manuelroberts7379
      @manuelroberts7379 5 лет назад

      My favoeite part is when she cheated on the guy she with lol

    • @cthulublade5223
      @cthulublade5223 5 лет назад +1

      @@pedroolivarez5586 Nah, both are the best part.

  • @jessegeyer9294
    @jessegeyer9294 4 года назад +6949

    This man just insulted all four of his babies on television. What a beautiful show.

    • @MMGV1992
      @MMGV1992 4 года назад +295

      yeah becauze guys like this dont give a fuck about consecuences so its more easier to bitch about it and deny it... its a mans world.

    • @BrunMog-ur
      @BrunMog-ur 4 года назад +74

      God is good!

    • @elardofleming1166
      @elardofleming1166 4 года назад +137

      He need jesus

    • @ericgrimes341
      @ericgrimes341 4 года назад +17

      Damn you are batting .1000 dude.

    • @dantemartinez8878
      @dantemartinez8878 4 года назад +115

      He needs some milk

  • @raychel_welp
    @raychel_welp 4 года назад +2895

    "you are not the father"
    seats backstage: *ah shit, here we go again*

  • @dereksmithjr4970
    @dereksmithjr4970 3 года назад +209

    When the guy pulled out the I'm not the father t-shirt I was dying 🤣

  • @MEOWZERSVA
    @MEOWZERSVA 4 года назад +4349

    “You are not the father”
    The women: *cries like they didn’t cheat*

    • @grwth6871
      @grwth6871 4 года назад +696

      They're not crying cause they cheated, they're crying cause they wont be getting the money for Child support

    • @rifqi2733
      @rifqi2733 4 года назад +173

      @@grwth6871 hair support

    • @grwth6871
      @grwth6871 4 года назад +75

      @@rifqi2733 even better

    • @DrPhil-jr5xp
      @DrPhil-jr5xp 4 года назад +120

      Then they all wanna run to the couch like 🛋 🏃‍♀️ 💨💨💨💨 lmao

    • @scarfmane8848
      @scarfmane8848 4 года назад +11

      I think u mean

  • @mikeoxlong9675
    @mikeoxlong9675 4 года назад +4205

    imagine finding out that somone danced and celebrated this hard because you werent their child

    • @Epilogue_04
      @Epilogue_04 4 года назад +24

      I would laugh

    • @number1nwah77
      @number1nwah77 4 года назад +12

      I would wanna find them and show them this clip 😂

    • @tract420
      @tract420 4 года назад +122

      Think about it. They don’t have to pay a crap ton of money for child support and they prove that the girl cheated. I’d be pretty happy.

    • @gustfausttrags7524
      @gustfausttrags7524 4 года назад +9

      I would be happy

    • @a1884
      @a1884 4 года назад +1

      Dog i was just thinking this

  • @aoliravioli
    @aoliravioli 4 года назад +4173

    “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
    Wife: 🏃🏻‍♀️

  • @easterislandstatue6891
    @easterislandstatue6891 Год назад +48

    2:30 This got me rollin in tears bro 💀

  • @thesenate433
    @thesenate433 4 года назад +4622

    “You are not the father”
    Thots: Gotta go fast
    Camera Man: Ah shit, here we go again

    • @samhorner2099
      @samhorner2099 4 года назад +38

      Camera man: I GOTTA GET THIS SH*T

    • @ChocolateWolf100
      @ChocolateWolf100 4 года назад +41

      that camera man must have calves of steel at this point lmao

    • @ballsinurmouth-2
      @ballsinurmouth-2 4 года назад +29

      these camera men need to run a marathon ever week to keep up

    • @oh4531
      @oh4531 4 года назад +3

      😂😂

    • @erikbergmann5221
      @erikbergmann5221 4 года назад +5

      Dew it XD

  • @SleazyRoseWalker
    @SleazyRoseWalker 5 лет назад +9115

    While this is funny and all, i feel sorry for those children.

    • @malvapika
      @malvapika 5 лет назад +561

      me too. I feel so lucky to have two lovely parents

    • @someone-xi4ur
      @someone-xi4ur 5 лет назад +350

      For this they must stop this kind of shity shows .... God knows how many children got destroyed by this madness ... there are courts that can handle those situations .. far away from the tv

    • @beee5465
      @beee5465 5 лет назад +104

      Bro, this whole show is fake....

    • @ldrake911
      @ldrake911 5 лет назад +66

      "Man fuck dem kids." - Bernie Mac

    • @JesusChrist-iu9xw
      @JesusChrist-iu9xw 5 лет назад +143

      Honestly a woman should know who parked in her garage

  • @private4043
    @private4043 4 года назад +2874

    Everyone: celebrating
    Every children: 👁👄👁

    • @JonathanMarsala
      @JonathanMarsala 4 года назад +7

      omg thats more gold than the professor can get

    • @Chill_Vibes186
      @Chill_Vibes186 4 года назад +7

      @Steven c Gutierrez bro why did you add my people flag lol 😂

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 года назад +19

      All the kids are like "Moma....are you a ho?"

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 4 года назад +4

      Hope they're never going to stumble on them videos growing up...

    • @egeforreal
      @egeforreal 4 года назад

      so fckin true

  • @jamesgarrett6848
    @jamesgarrett6848 Год назад +16

    I like how they have such total control of their emotions.

  • @KCMFoTheERG
    @KCMFoTheERG 5 лет назад +1764

    Honestly, it hurts when we hear "You are the father."

    • @structlightning
      @structlightning 5 лет назад +82

      Kyle Cherry ong💀 except for the last dude tho he disrespected his own children

    • @letmeknowlynn
      @letmeknowlynn 5 лет назад +11

      NOOOO CHILD SUPPORT

    • @fexxy8142
      @fexxy8142 5 лет назад

      @@structlightning fr doug

    • @7xkk3o
      @7xkk3o 5 лет назад +5

      Jesus Kawesus he wrong for saying the kid was to fat

    • @ImKbra
      @ImKbra 5 лет назад

      me and my boy when he is not the father

  • @Lily-yy7mw
    @Lily-yy7mw 5 лет назад +1973

    Just imagine seeing this as a kid and realizing how depressed your dad was when he was told he is your father.

  • @KurtRusselPH
    @KurtRusselPH 4 года назад +6269

    *"You Are Not The Father"*
    Woman: *cries*
    Audience: *cheers*
    Man: *dances*
    Cameraman: *turns into The Flash*

    • @relotuffplayz9019
      @relotuffplayz9019 4 года назад +93

      They have to go through special training, look up rdc world camera man training

    • @dedsec6072
      @dedsec6072 4 года назад +49

      Cameraman don't need to run to chase fat people

    • @TreStayCool
      @TreStayCool 4 года назад +1

      Yeah pretty much

    • @fucckmay
      @fucckmay 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @janelleallen5168
      @janelleallen5168 4 года назад +3

      @@dedsec6072 lmao🤣😅

  • @jasonbentley9968
    @jasonbentley9968 Год назад +74

    3:23 that reaction was priceless 😂

  • @williamlevier1242
    @williamlevier1242 5 лет назад +1670

    *test results reveals the person isn’t the father*
    Couch: *ah shit here we go again*

  • @cryisback2686
    @cryisback2686 4 года назад +2081

    'you are not the father'
    *woman cries*
    'you are the father'
    *woman cries*

    • @Will-pl4tp
      @Will-pl4tp 4 года назад +14

      Logic 💯

    • @alanis2526
      @alanis2526 4 года назад +4

      SirClickkbait love your profile pic by the way

    • @CubeBizz
      @CubeBizz 4 года назад +34

      If woman don't know who the father is then she a hoe

    • @ihe4rtrose
      @ihe4rtrose 4 года назад +2

      SirClickkbait i peep that akatsuki 👁

    • @mabra33
      @mabra33 4 года назад +1

      They are impossible to understand

  • @witchycat15
    @witchycat15 4 года назад +2625

    Lady: is crying because she cheated and got pregnant by another man
    Maury: "it's okay, it happens"

    • @fbi3881
      @fbi3881 4 года назад +103

      bruh

    • @eamongani4761
      @eamongani4761 4 года назад +10

      @@fbi3881 lmao

    • @tribalhotness
      @tribalhotness 4 года назад +121

      He make it seem like cheating is ok. Like what you mean "it happens" He wouldn't say that with a guy though

    • @Aryan-to5es
      @Aryan-to5es 3 года назад +6

      Bruh moment 😂😂

    • @ZuraVT
      @ZuraVT 3 года назад +43

      @@tribalhotness The Left media in a nutshell...

  • @RashadA452
    @RashadA452 Год назад +69

    4:22 that backflip was well deserved

    • @jalenking810
      @jalenking810 Год назад

      He hit da backflip on them fuck niggas 😭😭😭

  • @janosforgo8450
    @janosforgo8450 4 года назад +1539

    I am simple european I see american tv show I go “what the hell am I watching”

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 года назад +19

      You are watching the demise of the American family.

    • @blacksheep9834
      @blacksheep9834 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂 it be like that ig

    • @tonyg490
      @tonyg490 4 года назад +1

      Edward Gaines Paid for by the American tax payers. If we wanted to stop it we'd make people actually have to pay for their own children or let them starve. That'll stop it real fast.

    • @clearhero7487
      @clearhero7487 4 года назад +2

      Idk bro I wish I could explain 😂

    • @Skrytyy333
      @Skrytyy333 4 года назад +2

      Haha I'm American and I'm still confused.

  • @matthewpahed849
    @matthewpahed849 5 лет назад +3940

    “You are not the father”
    Women: 🏃‍♀️💨
    Men: 🕺

    • @cla0907
      @cla0907 5 лет назад +14

      That so horrible

    • @SiennaD78
      @SiennaD78 5 лет назад +179

      You are the father
      Women: 💃
      Men: 🚶‍♂️

    • @stephanielufungula8907
      @stephanielufungula8907 5 лет назад +7

      Ahhhhhhhh I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @intensecringetiktoks4569
      @intensecringetiktoks4569 5 лет назад +85

      “You are not the father”
      Women:🏃🏽‍♀️💨
      Men:🕺🏼🕴🏼
      Cameraman: 🎥 🏃🏼‍♂️💨

    • @adrianalvarez1468
      @adrianalvarez1468 5 лет назад +1

      Matthew Pahed 😂😂

  • @tylerandrews9244
    @tylerandrews9244 4 года назад +1368

    girl: cheats on her bf*
    Maury: "you are not the father"
    Gf: Suprised pikachu face *

  • @DynamicDuo795
    @DynamicDuo795 2 года назад +23

    I find it hilarious that they start playing hip hop/trap music as soon as it's revealed that he's not the father and they go crazy. 🤣🤣

  • @declan2196
    @declan2196 4 года назад +2342

    I was wondering why they didn’t do a “You Are/ Are Not The Mother Segment”. Then I realized................

  • @jonathanogbone9925
    @jonathanogbone9925 5 лет назад +1639

    how can a guy of 22 years have 4 kids, the guy needs to zip up

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 5 лет назад +91

      More importantly, how can he act like having 3 kids proven his is no big deal? Lord forbid all four of them or his (sarcasm).

    • @user-jn9rj7km9o
      @user-jn9rj7km9o 5 лет назад +8

      Fertile af

    • @gamestrophies1336
      @gamestrophies1336 5 лет назад +1

      He will need a FORTUNE!!

    • @kikiii.2201
      @kikiii.2201 5 лет назад +1

      Needa WRAP IT UP!

    • @fakerweldi7879
      @fakerweldi7879 5 лет назад

      @Pro dude Tom A beautiful joke because in the Middle East the girl does not marry under the age of 23 as customary customs and traditions, although the law recognizes that she is an adult at the age of 18 and second there is no family in the Middle East married her daughter to someone older than their daughter more than 3 or 4 years under any reason So I hope you do not publish lies like this

  • @tristmist717
    @tristmist717 4 года назад +754

    2:44 it just triggers me that no one stopped her and when a guy gets slightly mad security comes in like "heeell nah man"

    • @RogueWarDog
      @RogueWarDog 4 года назад +48

      Tristan Gibbs exactly. Can we get some likes on the main comment above? This shit is truth.

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 4 года назад +68

      7:05 She straight up pushes him off the damn stage.

    • @moonlitequimby847
      @moonlitequimby847 4 года назад +17

      2:46

    • @chariot5154
      @chariot5154 4 года назад +21

      I thought the exact same thing. Violence is violence, even against men.

    • @idunnodo1142
      @idunnodo1142 4 года назад +7

      Dude, the security guard steps in to stop the woman from attacking at 1:54. Do agree with you tho

  • @abc.animal5143
    @abc.animal5143 Год назад +8

    I know it’s a terrible situation for the child involved (bad parents), but some of these reactions are just priceless

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 5 лет назад +3284

    I swear un-athletic men doing backflips out of nowhere

    • @KarmaStrikesGames
      @KarmaStrikesGames 5 лет назад +51

      Don't be mad he skinny and can do a backflip lmao out of shape is fat...

    • @AbrarGalibprofile
      @AbrarGalibprofile 5 лет назад +84

      Black people are always athletic

    • @thecrown_jul
      @thecrown_jul 5 лет назад +34

      @@AbrarGalibprofile we were born athletic and not stiff.

    • @nicole.1455
      @nicole.1455 5 лет назад +5

      Bryan I swear that popped up as soon as I read your comment

    • @alyviakeeler1423
      @alyviakeeler1423 5 лет назад +11

      @@bruhman1906 Watch out for London's spirit

  • @youngdizzstomach2093
    @youngdizzstomach2093 4 года назад +3064

    “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER”
    Lady: **run to back stage to cry and be alone**
    Camera man: hehe 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

  • @UNCYBUBBA
    @UNCYBUBBA 5 лет назад +2061

    Maury: "You are not-"
    Crowd: *SwItCh TeAmS*

  • @benbridges9486
    @benbridges9486 2 года назад +21

    I love how they give the baby the dudes haircut to make it look more like them 😂

  • @alechome8021
    @alechome8021 3 года назад +5344

    “You are not the father!”
    Men: 💃 💃 💃
    Women: 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️

    • @ricisjanevks1722
      @ricisjanevks1722 3 года назад +30

      So overused

    • @astroisprojectinglol
      @astroisprojectinglol 3 года назад +169

      more like 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾

    • @ferhattje
      @ferhattje 3 года назад +28

      🏃‍♀️💨🍃

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 3 года назад +16

      I keep seeing this but it never gets old

    • @nobodyimportant3278
      @nobodyimportant3278 3 года назад +42

      Woman be like-
      ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

  • @CamKiva
    @CamKiva 4 года назад +3016

    It’s kinda sad that these women don’t remember who came all up in them...

    • @Effekt1155
      @Effekt1155 4 года назад +88

      Ew lol

    • @jpcoqueran
      @jpcoqueran 4 года назад +100

      @@madisonsowell7221 out here shlangin shmeat

    • @ryanschmidt3913
      @ryanschmidt3913 4 года назад +182

      They do. They just have so many guys in such a short amount of time that they can't pinpoint who was the father.

    • @revale2279
      @revale2279 4 года назад +25

      Schlong was to powerful

    • @pvt.rickert4002
      @pvt.rickert4002 4 года назад +13

      Lol omg right it’s hard to not remember when it’s multiple guys not times lol

  • @lorrainegossiba2190
    @lorrainegossiba2190 4 года назад +2787

    Save yourselves from the humiliation and get the DNA test done privately.

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 4 года назад +53

      @Nazreen Horizon facts

    • @donjon5442
      @donjon5442 4 года назад +183

      These guys get paid, broke ass people

    • @toricollins6516
      @toricollins6516 4 года назад +143

      There wouldn't be a show if everyone did that. I'm here for the drama.😂

    • @shinnerdas4315
      @shinnerdas4315 4 года назад +90

      Do you know how much dna test costs? Shit i got maury on speed dial

    • @qwaynehenry
      @qwaynehenry 4 года назад +51

      @Lorraine Gossiba:These folks don't have money for private DNA tests, let alone information & knowledge.

  • @tapygaming8384
    @tapygaming8384 Год назад +5

    These men saved so many money from child support

  • @louistramoni5259
    @louistramoni5259 4 года назад +4346

    Imagine someone celebrating that they’re not your dad

    • @jackbrizard8447
      @jackbrizard8447 4 года назад +108

      Mine be acting like he’s not but still not showing up

    • @Seeaaan
      @Seeaaan 4 года назад +591

      I mean, they're not celebrating because they're not the father. They're celebrating because they don't need to pay for child support and they also proved to everybody that she cheated.

    • @rodrigovalle6466
      @rodrigovalle6466 4 года назад +11

      Imagine not

    • @maximalcrazyyt8380
      @maximalcrazyyt8380 4 года назад +6

      I would to

    • @iiTzoreo1
      @iiTzoreo1 4 года назад +50

      Kids are expensive

  • @cheeken5279
    @cheeken5279 5 лет назад +1001

    Imagine being a child mentioned on this show and your “father” celebrates not owning you 😂😂😂

    • @tiahnagrace6325
      @tiahnagrace6325 5 лет назад +56

      cheekan Technically, they aren't the father XD. It's stills messed up though.

    • @Dimite1
      @Dimite1 5 лет назад +27

      Fr bro. I feel mad bad for the kids that have to go through this shit. Still glad that these men wont have to pay child support for a child that isnt even theirs.

    • @notinjse443
      @notinjse443 5 лет назад +11

      They just happy they dont gotta pay child support

    • @ndegwa7963
      @ndegwa7963 5 лет назад +3

      @@notinjse443 And deal with a lying promiscuous chick for 18-20yrs

    • @thevampirecielphantomhive2342
      @thevampirecielphantomhive2342 5 лет назад

      Yeah

  • @slatephoenix3429
    @slatephoenix3429 4 года назад +799

    The audience is always on the girls side until he ain’t the father. Then they act like they were always on his side

    • @thecommentsuperhero8578
      @thecommentsuperhero8578 4 года назад +8

      @@chadwarden1179 Haha get the fuck out of here. The audience isn't always on the girls side and she'll get called a whore for the rest of her life if she looses. I haven't seen a single comment calling a guy a fuckboy.

    • @syededdy8103
      @syededdy8103 4 года назад +2

      Fuck the audience fuck them thots

    • @pinklemonade1115
      @pinklemonade1115 4 года назад

      Chad Daddy you realize this show is fake lmao

    • @sparkylynx8723
      @sparkylynx8723 4 года назад +1

      @@thecommentsuperhero8578 usually on the show the men are shamed for having a child and leaving until it is revealed that they aren't the father. The only situation where anything negative is said about the women is if they've been on the show before and returned. Stop being naive. And if you wish to continue living in ignorance, refrain from spreading it.

    • @thecommentsuperhero8578
      @thecommentsuperhero8578 4 года назад

      @@sparkylynx8723 I'm talking about the comments here. The audience is literally being told what to do we don't care about them. Go and try to find a comment that is calling one of the guilty guys a fuckboy. Good luck.

  • @jamesjarrettjr.5974
    @jamesjarrettjr.5974 4 месяца назад +2

    Gangsta rap music fits this show perfectly

  • @skypho9946
    @skypho9946 5 лет назад +2077

    “kyron you are NOT the father of *kyron jr.”*
    well that’s gonna be awkward when he asks his mom why he’s named kyron jr

  • @caleberickson5829
    @caleberickson5829 4 года назад +1638

    I just realized, this show is 85% screaming

    • @ethaneng4802
      @ethaneng4802 4 года назад +19

      Like Dragon Ball Z?

    • @Apudurangdinya
      @Apudurangdinya 4 года назад +6

      @@ethaneng4802 nahh, DBZ full scream for entire episode while doing monologue

    • @juliafaria4431
      @juliafaria4431 4 года назад

      nahhh more like 95%

    • @GoneGirl2605
      @GoneGirl2605 4 года назад +2

      I've heard Maury say "okay, alright, alright..." looking like he has the worst headache listening to some of them "talk" 😂😂🤣

    • @leegon5084
      @leegon5084 4 года назад +1

      Its 666 likes no one touches the like button

  • @expiredmilk9158
    @expiredmilk9158 4 года назад +577

    Imagine growing up seeing your father publicly lose his mind because he’s your father. Feel bad for these kids

    • @deanmaddison3812
      @deanmaddison3812 4 года назад +13

      they not the father though...

    • @21ericgilbert
      @21ericgilbert 4 года назад

      Exactly

    • @qerkoo2753
      @qerkoo2753 4 года назад +2

      Dakota Viper But... they are the father... if they said they was the father lmao

    • @deanmaddison3812
      @deanmaddison3812 4 года назад +1

      mmm yes this is a video of “you are not the father” wtf dont you get

    • @kaylpotato2279
      @kaylpotato2279 4 года назад +1

      @@deanmaddison3812 The title said YOU ARE/NOT THE FATHER, The slash means there's possibility that he's the father or not. And the comment above meant that the real father found out going crazy because maybe he doesn't want anything about the child therefore making it awkward and sad :b

  • @v1tam1n_C
    @v1tam1n_C Год назад +7

    Whenever I think my life is out of control I watch Maury. Then I realize I’m doin alright

  • @zinoxechill
    @zinoxechill 4 года назад +3048

    Maury: You are NOT the father
    Man: *does a cartwheel a backflip, cures cancer, gets rich*
    Woman: *runs to africa across water*

  • @robrot404
    @robrot404 4 года назад +2106

    how every episode on this show goes:
    host "is he the father?"
    woman: "yes"
    crowd: *WOOOOOOO*
    host "are you the father?"
    man: "no"
    crowd: *BOOOOOOO*
    host: "yes you are not the father"
    crowd: *WOOOOOO*
    woman: *runs backstage and starts wailing
    man: *does backflip

  • @TheBallsKicker
    @TheBallsKicker 5 лет назад +9335

    Maury has set more black men free than Abraham Lincoln

    • @N3THING
      @N3THING 5 лет назад +131

      TheBallsKicker SKSKSKSKSK 😂😂💀

    • @nickotine8961
      @nickotine8961 5 лет назад +264

      Not nice to steal

    • @tbear2852
      @tbear2852 5 лет назад +35

      TheBallsKicker😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bsherder
      @bsherder 5 лет назад +104

      Oh come on now. This was posted in the 1st video too. It's really not that funny anymore when you intentionally steal a youtube comment.

    • @briceschiele6955
      @briceschiele6955 5 лет назад +4

      👌🤣👌

  • @annabelle959
    @annabelle959 2 года назад +2

    That's actually so sad I'm so sorry for all of those kids over there 🥺

  • @neonmxx5671
    @neonmxx5671 5 лет назад +1171

    “You are not the father” *dude celebrates by MURDERING the chair*

  • @Tshikonelo
    @Tshikonelo 5 лет назад +1453

    Brother back flipped out of that child support bill 🤸🏾‍♂️

  • @dash5879
    @dash5879 4 года назад +3719

    Black guys when they aren’t the father:
    🕺🏽

    • @montiigo
      @montiigo 4 года назад +3

      ISJDNDJDDJ

    • @avm-xk1up
      @avm-xk1up 4 года назад +8

      TOO TRUE

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 года назад +71

      Also include
      🗣🗣🕺🏿🕺🏿
      🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️💦💦

    • @finneetfriet.3925
      @finneetfriet.3925 4 года назад +2

      i’m your 666st like

    • @kerckvoordec967
      @kerckvoordec967 4 года назад +12

      When they are the father:
      Yeet

  • @shreenikethanvk9306
    @shreenikethanvk9306 2 года назад +5

    I like how men took it positively and didn't do all drama of crying and shit. Few women were exceptional I admire that.

  • @Suguru_Geto69
    @Suguru_Geto69 4 года назад +2074

    Lyric is the worst name. That's like naming a kid car

    • @Antebellum1516
      @Antebellum1516 4 года назад +66

      A majority of these names all suck. Journee

    • @KareemHillJr
      @KareemHillJr 4 года назад +22

      They must be one of the only two Sonic Boom fans out there.

    • @dknprobablydoesanything311
      @dknprobablydoesanything311 4 года назад +43

      I'm just saying it
      Kars

    • @frizzttymto
      @frizzttymto 4 года назад +3

      DKN Probably animates jojo

    • @sweeptime8225
      @sweeptime8225 4 года назад +1

      The Complainer or maybe ur just salty u got a basic name when the kid has a name u don’t come across often😑

  • @yeetus7489
    @yeetus7489 4 года назад +2151

    The only reason the woman cries is because she isn’t entitled to the guys money anymore

    • @justalazybum5754
      @justalazybum5754 4 года назад +102

      More than that it's the humiliation of what she had done

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 4 года назад +74

      @@justalazybum5754 I think these people don't give a fuck about that when they lower themsleves to be in this show in the first place lmao

    • @justalazybum5754
      @justalazybum5754 4 года назад +5

      @@jorgeloredo100U RIGHT MAN, FOR REAL LMAAOOO 😂

    • @Bafftubz10
      @Bafftubz10 4 года назад +1

      Funny

    • @abby9043
      @abby9043 4 года назад +6

      Or maybe because she doesn’t know who the father of her child is? 😐

  • @evelyncontreras9398
    @evelyncontreras9398 5 лет назад +938

    They celebrate like won the lottery...well literally is the same thing.

    • @diobrando7774
      @diobrando7774 5 лет назад +18

      I agree. Basiaclly the childsupport is the same.

    • @aaronlago3217
      @aaronlago3217 5 лет назад +2

      4:20

    • @fellypeBDR
      @fellypeBDR 5 лет назад +3

      take account of all the child support they would have to pay for 18 years, it's the same of winning lottery.

    • @NitroKitKat
      @NitroKitKat 5 лет назад +1

      That's because they knew that the woman was a whore or the dad an fucking idiot

  • @parkhae-il9211
    @parkhae-il9211 3 года назад +3

    I can't believe a 22 yr old guy had 4 babies. While me, a 23 year old don't even have a girlfriend 😆

  • @gnomeam
    @gnomeam 4 года назад +2786

    Imagine not knowing who the father of your own child is. Disgusting

    • @incogn3gr0
      @incogn3gr0 4 года назад +342

      These are some serious hoes.

    • @gigilc8961
      @gigilc8961 4 года назад +21

      Yees

    • @Smile-wd6rz
      @Smile-wd6rz 4 года назад +119

      This post was made by the holy good boys gang.

    • @burner716
      @burner716 4 года назад +52

      Imagine not knowing who the father is 8 times and the 9th you hear you are the father. You don't want it to be true

    • @kitsunefaye1661
      @kitsunefaye1661 4 года назад +28

      Ikr? Makes me sick. My cousin doesn't know who her father is; her mother's deceased.

  • @whatupman7482
    @whatupman7482 4 года назад +3813

    The way that woman rolled out on the mobility scooter was hilarious.

  • @basicbi1ch343
    @basicbi1ch343 5 лет назад +1440

    Why the women always running off stage, they still record the backstage too. XD

    • @helenetrstrup4817
      @helenetrstrup4817 5 лет назад +116

      It has its dramatic purpose?
      No wait, it's hilarious to look at, never mind.

    • @matthewk.4289
      @matthewk.4289 5 лет назад +78

      stage embarrassment

    • @EchoUnraveling
      @EchoUnraveling 5 лет назад +23

      Probably because they don't want to see the guy who is/not the father.

    • @timothy2214
      @timothy2214 5 лет назад +46

      Because they're always the victim and it's always men's fault.

    • @gorg9928
      @gorg9928 5 лет назад +3

      It's a Mistery

  • @TheJohnny50000
    @TheJohnny50000 3 года назад +18

    The fact that these people make choices that put them in this position means i don't feel pity for them.
    I do however pity the children who will end up screwing up like their parents did.
    Sins of the parent become the sins of the child.

  • @impairedvision3366
    @impairedvision3366 4 года назад +2005

    Guy: I’m not the father
    Mother: he is the father look at the eyes
    The baby: 👁👄👁

    • @koopa6_412
      @koopa6_412 4 года назад +15

      Kenobi, is the father

    • @butdidiask1681
      @butdidiask1681 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @Streamer9365
      @Streamer9365 3 года назад

      Never, ever has the baby looked like the father whenever they say this. And then you can anticipate the ending of that

    • @RozyPoyo
      @RozyPoyo 3 года назад

      Reminds me of michel jackson.

    • @Streamer9365
      @Streamer9365 3 года назад

      @@RozyPoyo OH, MY, GOD

  • @Ryan249k
    @Ryan249k 4 года назад +1733

    "You are not the father"
    *Hip hop music starts playing*
    When it's a white guy
    "You are not the father"
    *dubstep starts playing*

  • @michaeldon9073
    @michaeldon9073 5 лет назад +887

    When those kids grow up and watch this, they be like - Bruh.

  • @mysterymystery8709
    @mysterymystery8709 2 года назад +7

    That dude who took out the you are not the father T-shirt is a fucking legend

  • @primetrollex8071
    @primetrollex8071 5 лет назад +2239

    Why do all these kids names sound like the parents randomly picked letters from the alphabet

  • @apollo4843
    @apollo4843 5 лет назад +1607

    You are not the father:
    Men: Celebrate
    Woman: run to the couch
    You are the father:
    Men: Walk away depressed
    Woman: start harassing

  • @dripkage
    @dripkage 4 года назад +743

    When he pulled out the “you are not the father shirt” I lost it

  • @Chara_Dreemurr001
    @Chara_Dreemurr001 8 месяцев назад +1

    I absolutely love when they get up so fast the chairs fall over 😭

  • @kilari9
    @kilari9 4 года назад +1104

    Everytime they show the kids on screen, I would feel so bad for them
    Being born "unwanted" by irresponsible people. Be more careful

    • @jacobsun1564
      @jacobsun1564 4 года назад +29

      It's not that they are unwanted, it's that they can't afford child support, and when it's not the father it's just because that their partner cheated on them

    • @Cj-iu5px
      @Cj-iu5px 4 года назад +7

      Yeh but they have the right to not want to care of a child that isint actually theirs but some random dudes.

    • @ttvkool_kid3483
      @ttvkool_kid3483 4 года назад +2

      Sometimes their wife is next to them, and they want to prove they didn’t cheat,

    • @sadplatinum808
      @sadplatinum808 4 года назад

      Or they probably will take care of them just trying to know if they cheated on them

    • @iwanttodie1376
      @iwanttodie1376 4 года назад +1

      Fuyukiku Shin'akaa yeah

  • @TheRealMRCZ
    @TheRealMRCZ 4 года назад +911

    "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"
    Cameraman: *I am speed*
    Couch: *My time has come*

  • @fatboi3637
    @fatboi3637 4 года назад +1401

    Everyone: Usain Bolt is the fastest person alive Women on Maury: Hold my DNA test The cameramen: 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖘𝖊𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍

  • @christianperea7441
    @christianperea7441 3 года назад +2

    The 4X Baby descriptions have me dying 😭 🤣

  • @DavidNwokoye
    @DavidNwokoye 4 года назад +1057

    "You are not the father"
    Sofa: "My time has come"

  • @poppa4178
    @poppa4178 5 лет назад +644

    "He cries to much"
    "He's a Mama's boy"
    "His head to big" & "bad attitude"
    Dumbest excuse to deny someone being your child.

    • @norisa4850
      @norisa4850 5 лет назад +41

      “Too fat”
      “Hair looks too Spanish”

    • @opinionist9942
      @opinionist9942 5 лет назад +6

      Also I'm pretty sure literally every baby is a "Mama's boy"??

  • @ChrisSoto13
    @ChrisSoto13 5 лет назад +654

    The speed of women running
    1:crawl
    2:Walk
    3:Jog
    4:Run
    5:Sprint
    MAX: RUNNING TO THE COUCH

    • @julianbangayan6116
      @julianbangayan6116 5 лет назад +2

      Christopher Cringle
      Max to the second power: *Mopeds outta there*

  • @ZeroSenpai_H
    @ZeroSenpai_H 2 года назад +3

    I love how
    Woman: 🏃‍♀️
    Cameraman: 🏃

  • @Andre-pl7xk
    @Andre-pl7xk 4 года назад +1941

    It’s disgusting these women don’t know who is the father of their child is

    • @jess-bo1nv
      @jess-bo1nv 4 года назад +21

      Jack Stove mit *their

    • @Andre-pl7xk
      @Andre-pl7xk 4 года назад +17

      Crackhead Vibes thx

    • @jess-bo1nv
      @jess-bo1nv 4 года назад +10

      Jack Stove mit no problem

    • @Aarmau_FcxShu
      @Aarmau_FcxShu 4 года назад +12

      You’re kinda right

    • @melovetorun
      @melovetorun 4 года назад +27

      Tyrone is the father.

  • @ianyan2775
    @ianyan2775 4 года назад +1203

    *"you are NOT the father"*
    Girls: *"initiate run to the couch protocol"*

    • @geraldpioneta1683
      @geraldpioneta1683 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHA

    • @thumbaroundreversefingerme4786
      @thumbaroundreversefingerme4786 4 года назад +29

      I get mixed feelings watching these clips. I feel satisfied seeing thots being exposed. At the same time, I feel really bad for the kids that got involved in this just because of the alduts's faults.

    • @geraldpioneta1683
      @geraldpioneta1683 4 года назад

      @Brian Mcintosh HAHAHAHA FR! 😂😂

    • @ganiyaroberts6836
      @ganiyaroberts6836 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀‼‼‼

    • @Adam-xb4et
      @Adam-xb4et 4 года назад

      hahhhhaaaaahHhaahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

  • @charlieaston1494
    @charlieaston1494 4 года назад +1210

    “You are not the father”
    Women: cries and runs
    Man:dancers
    Camera man: you wanna see some real speed

    • @SOHELURRAHMAN
      @SOHELURRAHMAN 4 года назад +24

      *Women tries to run away from the crowd like flash*
      Cameraman: You don't know how fast I am, I'm fast af boiii...

    • @ok-nn9jq
      @ok-nn9jq 4 года назад +11

      *BITCH ILL SHOW YOU SOME REAL SPEED*

    • @xevira
      @xevira 4 года назад +2

      My name is Barry Allen, and I'm the fastest cinematographer alive...... To the outside world, I'm an ordinary cameraman for the Maury Povich show, but secretly, I follow all the distraught women who get results they didn't want to hear. I am the Flashbulb.

    • @serge4692
      @serge4692 4 года назад +2

      Basically copied

    • @grandmasteryoda3835
      @grandmasteryoda3835 4 года назад

      How did you get rank 8000

  • @flaviusaetiuspt
    @flaviusaetiuspt 2 года назад +2

    These are hilarious, especially when the music kicks in!

  • @SnowyWarrior
    @SnowyWarrior 3 года назад +2012

    Its really sad though that most of these kids won't have a stable home or know who their dad is.

    • @mohandasjung
      @mohandasjung 3 года назад +270

      Mom's bad choice of partners

    • @d3vond
      @d3vond 3 года назад +43

      @@mohandasjung ima agree with you chief

    • @despizedicon
      @despizedicon 3 года назад +6

      welcome to the inner city

    • @lordmoncef5494
      @lordmoncef5494 3 года назад +75

      It s the mother s fault not the show

    • @Flying_lizard_in_woods
      @Flying_lizard_in_woods 3 года назад +9

      atleast they will have a episode of them😶💀

  • @jonathanparker6209
    @jonathanparker6209 5 лет назад +1633

    *You are the father* "Okay, there's still three more"
    *You are the father* "O-okay two more, still two more"
    *You are the father* "..." *Sweating intensifies* "Aigt one more..."
    *You are teh father* *run

  • @rogermelchor9744
    @rogermelchor9744 3 года назад +1393

    Imagine being one of these kids 20 years later and watching this.

    • @Alonzo2k8
      @Alonzo2k8 3 года назад +54

      Oh the good times. It was funny then, sure as hell funny now

    • @masstic6151
      @masstic6151 3 года назад +14

      Who dont wants to be my father😢

    • @jeremiahwoodruff9614
      @jeremiahwoodruff9614 3 года назад +19

      And seeing how much of a sl00t your mom was

    • @cappuccinopapi3038
      @cappuccinopapi3038 3 года назад +31

      They can only blame their mothers

    • @ogstingy8252
      @ogstingy8252 2 года назад +2

      👁👄👁