Fun fact: an ants nest can go as deep as 3 meters, so even if you manage to get rid of the entrance to their home, they have storage of food collected from the wild and they can 100% dig their way out of there
Therapist : so tell me your story Ant : i was at work when suddenly my friend paul got mauled by a gigantic alien robots and then i saw my co workers and our babies drowned in the heaviest rainfall i've ever seen.... the horror, the screams, i... couldn't do anything... *shivers*
*No ants were harmed in the making of this video* , *They were* *_killed_* Edit: I have never got so many likes Edit: WTF 100 likes?? Edit: 200 likes... Edit: HOLY SHITO 300
Gchagmg the whole joke is about when I used to get bit by ants I would hose their home and to make it funny I just said that the ants were talking to each other and said “I didn’t know it was raining today”
Great video. I remember watching this years ago. Never ceases to make me laugh. Also you’re completely right. At 5:14 that sound really does give an angel it’s wings.
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My neighbors all know I have a flamethrower and I target shoot. Strangers see the decals on the doors and windows. No one ever bothers us. They go to more pacific houses. Scaring ‘em is better than fighting. P.S. My husband can shoot, but he doesn’t love it like I do.
To sufficiently kill a large ant sized colony use black powder, lighter fluid, fireworks, and a flamethrower to ignite. Then follow with water to put out the fire and flex seal to repair the damage.
@@cashindatawesome2040 That's because I don't care about them and don't make videos. Seriously, check accounts if they have videos before "ratting them out."
“Mommy, what’s Daddy doing in the yard?”
“Your father is... taking full advantage of his rights, sweetheart “
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
FREEDOM
MURRRRICAAAAAA
How are there only 4 now 5 comments on this comment
Disclaimer: No ants were hurt in this video - Everyone involved are professional stuntants.
Stuntants 🙃
Sureeee
Something tells me they may have been harmed... idk they might actually be moving dots
Do u wanna put your hand with fire ants?
They want to burn because they are demons
4:31
Offtheranch: pulls out flamethrower
chicken: Oh hell naw
DaRealest B hahahahaha
"Aw shit, here we go again"
His name is matt
Hell to the naw to the naw naw naw
Chicken: WhY Do I HeAr BoSs MusIC???!!!!!?!
Fun fact: an ants nest can go as deep as 3 meters, so even if you manage to get rid of the entrance to their home, they have storage of food collected from the wild and they can 100% dig their way out of there
wtf is your pf pic
Tf is that pfp
@@bigfatboiygm why not
@@Kaiser_von_Europa cause that union jack looks kinda off a little tbh
@@bigfatboiygm ik
Offtheranch: Top 10 ways to kill ants
AntsCanada: Peace was never an option.
Oml I was on that a min ago and was looking for this
Drachen Spieler WW3
Antscanada declare War to erm i don’t know the name.
Harwey -049 that’s so perfect!🤣! WW3 will be the Ants vs Annihilation 😂🤣
Drachen Spieler American:😳
I only watched this video to find a comment like this
Girl: Your making the chicken scared!!
Also the girl: Look the chicken ran away!
OfftheRanch: *THATS FRIED CHICKEN*
Cesario Obillo bruh right when I was going thru the comments I saw this and she said your making the chicken scared 😂😂
Who else thought he was gonna use a fully automatic weapon on an ant home?
PhilTheThrill I thought he might have used the .50 cal lol
PhilTheThrill me
@@lizardnpc6506 lol yea just shoot it directly down the hole.
He didn’t I think because it would demonetised the video
Knew he wouldn't but hoped he would
I once knew an elder gentleman who swore by cattle prods. He said is disoriented the colony and they would start killing each other.
Girl: You’re scaring the chickens
Dad: That’s a fried chicken
Chicken: WAIT WAT!??!
James Dupin he did
@James Dupin 4:32
My name’s Alex
lmao jager as your pfp
@James Dupin he did
That flex seal one probably did alot of damage
Oh noooo
Even better if it was flex tape
LTU
No it did not because ants do tunnels underground so they can just dig out.
Way less damage than the flamethrower to the GRASS! XD
4:52 RIP grass
Kids at their school: “I got a new nerf gun!”
Matt’s kids: “I got a sniper rifle!”
😂
(Proceeds to take the rifle to school)
Shooters*
Quiet kid at the back: I've got an RPG
Actually pretty much every kid in texas
Who else wanted to see him pick up the flex seal ant hill.
He did it 4 years ago
@@powerpuffjay6240ok?
... i have a feeling Mere was at work and Matt was home alone with the kids yesterday.
No doubt.
yup
yep
Lucky kids
Who's doing the camera work?
the ants that survived called it JUDGEMENT DAY..
The Ant Queen might become Sarah Connor😏
*they'll be back*
Those that tasted the bite of his flamethrower named him
The antslayer
The purge
The final antanation
Imagine the survivor ants like they would go to therapy because of the things they witnessed...
Therapist : so tell me your story
Ant : i was at work when suddenly my friend paul got mauled by a gigantic alien robots and then i saw my co workers and our babies drowned in the heaviest rainfall i've ever seen.... the horror, the screams, i... couldn't do anything... *shivers*
keep in mind : he is just kindly and in family friendly way of teaching people on how to make a makeshift dynamite🤣
The fact this Texan Chris Pratt has a flamethrower confirms that he’s American
@d u c k i thought he looked like chris pratt too XD 😂 😂😂
I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE CHRIS PRATT
If Chris Pratt and Ashton Kutcher had a baby.
d u c k Texas is in America
@@Jenntodd2011 imma wait for someone else to say it.
Plot twist: He didn't kill any ants and now they are plotting revenge.
offTheMounds next video: Top 10 ways to kill humans.
Lol
#1
Poisoned Food
Effectiveness: 7/10
Perk: You can have left over food but you have to clean it first
#2
War
Effectiveness 7/10
Perk: Depends what race of ant you are
Question: will it work for all ants
A: deadlier. Better
offtheMounds🤣🤣
#3 Form an alliance with the wasps and bees and make them attack the humans with their stings
Effectiveness: 9/10
daughter: "the chicken just ran all the way! He's scared of the flamethrower"
dad: "it's fried chicken"
xD
Ggs my guy i said to myself when he said it
Cicken sweet
It’s afraid chicken 🐔
@pawat since 2009 spelling...... Not grammar
Loved it. Felt like a more child-friendly Demolition Ranch
FR
“You’re making the chicken scared”
“That’s a fried chicken”
Pmsl😂😂😂
how about a beach chicken lol
Fried chicken fried 🐔
Imagine looking out your window and you see a dad with his two kids holding a flamethrower, that’s when you know that the mom isn’t there
Then who was filming?
@Alex Volk true
And is also means hes Savage
@@TheGingaWeirdo problie the person looking out the Window brewing wtf😂
How dad's play with kids when mom isn't home
Ants: yay I found a home finally
Him: this is America
Iuiiuiuiuiuiu
Jaxx
LOL
ahaha cx
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do i feel like burnung ant hills
4:12 literally me when I see a huge spider in my room
4:16 also me when I see a huge spider in my room
@@vardanchtryan2012R.I.H Spider
ANTS ARE RUINING MY YARD…
*burns a massive patch of his yard then runs it over*
LinkSupreme 420 Dont forget a bout blowing g up part of his yard
Atleast the ants didnt ruin it
LinkSupreme 420 "massive"??
The whole point was to not let the ants ruin his yard, only he’s allowed to
Don't forget straight up putting a bomb in his yard
*pulls out flame thrower*
Chicken: Aight bro I’m bouta head out.
Spino Gaming im crying 😂🤣🤣
ight imma head out
Spino Gaming the chicken was like I wanna be roasted HAHAHAHHA
Ight imma get out
Lmao 😂
1:42 *_ArE The aNTs DEad?_* classic father and daughter bonding experience!
OMG THIS IS THE MOST LIKE IVE EVER GOTTEN!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH! 😊
Thanks for the likes
Matt: "I think this my new method of taking care of ants"
The next day *15 anthill exploded*
Matt: "I knew this would work"
When your dad literally has a flamethrower
Every dad in America
Higher chance to survive zombie apocalypse.
Professor Smartness not every dad
SECOND AMENDMENT!!! *blows fire circle in air* FUCK YEAH!!
Merica
Ants: die
Ant News the next day: 100 ants die by a man-made nuke detonation.
100,000,000 ants you mean
NAH 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
GOATED ON DA STICKS ...if you count the Argentine ant’s super cononly I suppose yes
I am pretty sure that is actually the average for a large colonie
tastyburger 1425 nope average ants grow up to a billion
You should try liquid nitrogen next time on ant hill
I love how out of everything this, this is the number one
*No ants were harmed in the making of this video* ,
*They were* *_killed_*
Edit: I have never got so many likes
Edit: WTF 100 likes??
Edit: 200 likes...
Edit: HOLY SHITO 300
oh yes that made my fucking day 😂😂😂👍
😂😂😂
And 3 comments
@@bloopernoodles8682 lol
I love how this gets recommended to me after watching a bunch of AntsCannada videos
I guess it's not just me
Same too
I just said the same thing omgg !!!!!
Me too
Same
AntsCanada: * horrific screaming intesifys*
Lmaooo
The gaming kingdom 284 ants Canada will literally sew dis guy if he can
I was just about to watch hin
dude he would NOT LIKE THS VID
XD
This went from "yea lets get them with the water hose!" To "lets use hard-core explosives and molten metal to seal them up!"
I honestly half expected that when Matt showed his kids the gun safe, he was gonna pull out a Hi-Point.
Nope. No pew pews on this channel.
Bruh
I was hoping for the 50 cal. BMG
I thought maybe a frickin rpg
Kinda, cuz hi-points are the mustard of the gun world.
Imagine looking out your window and seeing your neighbor with a flamethrower burning everything
Be hell of a day lol hell I would ask him if he could light my cigarette cause fuck it
Austin Schoenenberger misses your cig and burns your house down, oh wait he has the flex glue so it’s all good!
Millenial detected
Well he would need some binoculars
"Welcome to Florida."
5 year old me: *gets bit by ants*
*3 Minutes Later*
Ants: “I didn’t know it was raining today hmm”
Lol
What?
Gchagmg the whole joke is about when I used to get bit by ants I would hose their home and to make it funny I just said that the ants were talking to each other and said “I didn’t know it was raining today”
Lmao-
RAINING FLEX SEAL
This is so satisfying I could watch it forever because I HATE ANTS SO MUCH
Mom: honey I’m home
Dad: I’ll hide the flamethrower
OffTheRanch: how to kill ants
AntsCanada: *FIRE ANTS ATTACK*
Wtf.
YOU ARE RIGHT
HAHAHAHAHHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@The Harvey Show same
Go Phoenix empire protect the ember empress
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLEX SEAL ONE? :(
it went back to flex seal heaven and died
@@beefsupreme5291 that's a lot of damage...
I want to know too
Entertaining, yes good video. Thanks again Matt for making my day......!-)
He'll probably update us in a day or two.
I love how you do the entertainment more for your daughter than for us
OffTheRanch: “how to kill ants”
AntCanada: **intense screaming **
ikr
Lmao
i love ants canada and then i saw this on my recommended and I was horrified lol
OH MY- *I SEE THIS*
Lol
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
On which part?
😂😂😂
Millions on tinie tiny voices.
Yep. R.I.P.
I felt joy
4:30 "your scarring the chickens dad" Matt- "it's called fried chicken"
Matt is definitely the greatest dad ever
Matt : Uses multiple ways to destroy ant beds
7 year old me : *STOMP*
Michael T. Dice LE STOMP
Me: Ahhhhhhhh! Ants
Stompi stompi
Michael T. Dice 🎲
7 year old me: *rokk*
U sCaREd ThE ChIcKeN
Honestly, that part when the chicken was running was so funny though
Denise [DeniseForLife] yeah
Him: Flamethrows the Ants
The Chicken: Aight imma head out
Lol
Lol
League of legends lol
Lol
Lol
Great video. I remember watching this years ago. Never ceases to make me laugh. Also you’re completely right. At 5:14 that sound really does give an angel it’s wings.
Ants: exist
This guy: *So you have chosen, death.*
This guy: exist
ants canada: *So you have chosen, death.*
@:3Crazy panda:3 no no
I thought you use SMOKE ON BEES?
Hmmmm!!
Canadian ants want to take revenge on you, for what the cruel world has done to ants.
This video should rename as "when mom is not at home" 😂😂
Or, as we locals from this channel say...
"Don't tell Mere".
"When the wife isn't home"
Not that far they did not but 90 bombs on a ant hill all of the ants will be dead
Then move away for the bomb oh i for got swep the ant
I was just talking to my friend whose home alone and she fucking broke her sink
*a single ant bites this guy*
This dude: *so your whole colony have chose death?*
**next day** some random ant: AC 130 INBOUND
Damn
That's me fuck ants fuck flies and all those shit
So ture
How can an ant bite someone that’s impossible well for me because I’ve never got but by any ants
Bro has the world record for the most ant hills on his yard💀
Making explosives: Demonetized
Making explosives with family: *Family friendly!*
makes sense. He didn’t MAKE any explosives
Bugs life deleted scene
Hahahaha I get it 🐜 💥 😵☠️💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂
The best scene of them all!
His wife:what did you do today?
Him: taught the kids how to make bombs.
Alkida joined the chat
Wew it's ganja make use of them
Normal thing in afganistan
TheNightOwl normal Texan thing. I’ve never been to Texas but I bet they know how to take care of enemies.
In 2:54 the way he just says “that’s a lot of damage” this one made me laugh 🤣🤣
Him- "Totally suffocating them inside the flex seal"
The Kid- "tHaT'S cOoL dAD!!"
It’s pretty cool ngl
They're ants so it doesn't matter
@EA Gesmundo No, dogs, birds, fish, and lizards are all higher forms of life and insects only exist to feed them.
@EA Gesmundo No, dogs, birds, fish, and lizards are all higher forms of life and insects only exist to feed them.
Pretty cool tbh
“Instead of lighting it with a lighter, we’ll light it with a flamethrower!”
I guess it’s true: Everything’s bigger in Texas.
I just hope he doesn't have a natural gas pipeline going to his house!....😬
He really went crazy with the flame thrower
Oh yes
Nah bro its texaas
You know what I'd use for ants? A BAZOOKA.
*blasts flamethrower at ant colony*
His daughter: wooah that's cool anyway dad the chicken's running away
"so, we've got some lighter fluid" famous last words
To show you the power of flex seal I killed this entire ant colony
Now that's a lot of damage!!!
-Phil the flex seal guy
I cut this ant hill in half!!
Thats alot of damage
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Not jut the ant men
Matt: *Top 10 Ways To Kill Ants*
Antscanada: *Feeding My Ant Colony Matt From Demolition Ranch*
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL
But which ant colony
HAHAHAHHAHAHA when I saw dat I was like: OMG LOL... The ants: yasss this is revenge
nice
nice the nice
How big is this guy's backyard
The Letter L he owns a farmland
Why does he own a flamethrower
@@mohamedkamara2332 This is America were talking about.
The Letter L ikr
Mohamed Kamara hes american
Imagine the vegen teacher sees this lol
This dude destroying the ant hill: yes we killed em
The ants 10 feet below ground with their queen and underground cave home: what’s all that noise?
water
@@anthony-mt9wt water can’t go that far down with a hose
That’s why you need to call in a white phosphorus strike on the ant hill.
@@ogwaffleface1812 Moab
@@rh4723 If it’s going to be a bomb, may as well be nuclear
“Your scaring the chicken it’s running away”
*thats a fried chicken*
Imagine your a burglar and you get caught in the night and this dude starts coming at you with a fuckin flame thrower
if it really a burglar,he got something better for them
Tonight on demolition ranch...
Hey watch your words
My neighbors all know I have a flamethrower and I target shoot. Strangers see the decals on the doors and windows. No one ever bothers us. They go to more pacific houses. Scaring ‘em is better than fighting. P.S. My husband can shoot, but he doesn’t love it like I do.
LoL 69 likes
OffTheRanch: top 10 ways to kill ants:
AntsCanada: **EXTREMELY INTENSE SCREAMING**
Anyone else mad that the flex seal didn’t cover the whole pile
Kermitthekid Yt me👍🏼👍👍🏿👍🏽👍🏾👍🏻
Yes
Yes
@@bonstercharley3963 *That's a lot of damage.*
But it worked.
To sufficiently kill a large ant sized colony use black powder, lighter fluid, fireworks, and a flamethrower to ignite. Then follow with water to put out the fire and flex seal to repair the damage.
exactly
Jared K why you are trying to kill ants grrrrrrrr
Noel OBrien those are fire ants! They’re an invasive species which kills off all other ants and everything else they come across.
Then run that shit over
@@noelobrien4377 why wouldn't you kill ants?
Ants : Exist
Him : *I’m about to end this ant hole’s career*
underrated comment😂
You see, this is the kind of comments that should get on the top, not unoriginal and forced jokes.
This is the kind of joke that restores my faith in humanity
Hahahhaah
Equozo godlike comment
The dad we all need
*”That’s a lot of damage.”*
*c*
Ye
c
Jake Vanoss LOLXDAREYOUFIVE
omg look at that face
I'm phil swift from flex-tape.
offtheranch has joined the chat.
AntsCanada has left the chat.
Everyone: oh crap
Hahahahah
Exactly
Yep praise ants
LOL I sent him the vid!
Yeh
OfftheRanch: *kills ants*
The AC family: *Peace wasn't an option*
Edit: Please do not comment on this comment.... I cringe when I look at it.
here we go
Bring in the Supermajors
James Red yes
Ac family for life
Hmmmmmmmmm shoud I dislike or just leave them grayyy....????
OffTheRanch: Drives on Ant Hill
The ant whole colony: AYO WHAT'S HAPPENING
_Ants Canada will remember this_
Phaze__Playz ha
You stole my damn comment.
Amen
Lol
Wtf I was thinking about him
In the safe I was expecting him to whip out an ak 47 but no, mustard..
Dan Clouston it’s his fridge actually
Dan Clouston lol
I expected Cooter
That's because if you put an ak 47 up against some mustard, the mustard will always win
i expected one of those guns that hurt when you shoot
“Honey the neighbors are recreating world war 2 again”
Lol😂😂
XD 😆🤣😂
Even with the realistic gassing!
@@tio4973 r/cursedcomments
9:46 hey they recreated the end of the war! Thats cooo
5 year olds in the backyard: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
4:27 and that kids, is how you start a wildfire.
T
Fortnite is bad apex legends are lot better than this shit
Im just curious how he has a flamthrower. Oh wait...
This is Texas right?
#TF2
Pyro
Now thats a lot of damage.
No that is how you kill ants
Stupid
9:43
A human- regular eruption
An ant- The Earth exploding
... someone said that already
Lalalalallaalal
@@sarak1562 what do you mean by that?
Wait, What-
@@sarak1562 are you is calling stupid with me@@@$$$
We use a flamethrower!
Little girl: Aaawww
Me :OH HELL NAW
the memories.
Nothing like a dad and his daughter bonding by killing ants
Dum
I would find that fun it brings me pleasure
By setting them on fire with a flamethrower
*totally normal day*
daughter: so what are we going to do today dad?
dad: probably kill ants
daughter: freaks out DADDY DAUGHTER TIME
I wish I could bond with my dad like that
6:04 :"you know sometimes I feel like we go a *LITTLE* TO far." ...
Before he literally got a flamethrower out...
Kathleen M is too far ant 🐜 is an living insects and human just want to kill them for no reason
@@kennyltc are you a feminist vegan?
“We light it with a flamethrower”
Welcome to texas.
suprised he didnt pull out a A-10 Warthog XD
these people are the most badass texans ive ever seen and ive lived in texas my entire life
*Imagine using water when you can use a M1 Grand*
@@kitkatcitcat5761 this post was made by WW2 veterans.
Welp my dad has umm about 20 guns and and we start camp fires in our backyard.. 🙂
7:03 this is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come
*ANTSCANADA* *HAS* *LEFT* *THE* *CHAT!*
Well he doesn't care about feral ants...
"imagin if he pulled out a flame thrower"
Little did i know
*Mmmmph!!*
*pyro noice*
it's a boy
Same
He did tho
Ants: • - •
Him: *HOW DARE YOU*
Ants: Can I help you sir-
Him: *FLAMETHROWER GO wEeeE*
Void Vex HAHAHAH lol
This is not even funny
@@ur_dum._loser_qzxy..v874 k
You've been on RUclips for 11 years and have no subs
@@cashindatawesome2040 That's because I don't care about them and don't make videos. Seriously, check accounts if they have videos before "ratting them out."
bro nuked an ant hill
This is what happens when you leave your children with their dad 😂
When mom's not home
True
Id be happy
I would like but it's perfect 300
Wanna bring the ants back to life use flex tape
" DAd yOUre scArINg tHe ChIckEnS aWAy! "
alyssaashleigh99 “That’s fried chicken!”
@@hadriann2584 LOL I was getting ready to reply that!
LOL
@@hadriann2584 "Actually, That's burnt chicken."
😂
I'd hate to be an ant in this guys yard
Yea
Jackarot same
I can welcome you to my grandma's yard for sure
especially because ants are at a never ending war bigger than every war on earth combined
Ants are mindless beings that are just very annoying for farms and people with open backyards
"Yoor making the chickens run away"”that’s fried chicken” 😂😂😂