OUR NEW VIDEO, JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Direct all technical praise (or blame) to Kevin, who conceived, shot and edited this. I helped a bunch and provided the synthy music.
it was AMAZING!!!! literally worth the wait!!! I loved it so much, the lighting was phenomenal and so was the editing :-D can't wait for the next video!
Neil is like a fearsome boogeyman, only instead of lurking under my bed he lurks in the peripherals of my online browsing, and instead of thrilling me with spooks and scares, he hunts me for sport.
I was seriously worried about this one not looking as good as the last few. Corey brought a lot to the table in terms of elbow grease, and basically "doubled" the size of our production crew. He also provided the amazing warehouse set + a custom cold-fogger machine he built.
It’s not just Neil you know. I think Neil commented that a majority of this was Kevin’s idea. Not that Neil doesn’t deserve credit but he’s not the only one
I love how unnecessarily high the production value on these always are, this literally looks like a movie. Even the werewolf mask, which is the one they sell at Spirit Halloween, looks good with the right lighting and framing
@@una_10bananas He handled multiple cameras, lights and microphones while directing actors and a ton of fog. I put KY jelly on the wolf mask, though, so I deserve SOME praise.
@@neilcic I am fascinated by the end credits song (which I assume you composed). The use of slap bass is greatly appreciated. I think you have a hidden talent for composing end credits songs that sound just right.
The amount of people who don’t recognize that as being from Are You Afraid of The Dark upsets me, and I never even _watched_ the fucking show I watched the JonTron video about it.
I love how D.A.R.E. and the CIA are credited with providing better jokes over Kevin's original concept. I also love how Neil's character's name is "Kneel" and how every character goes pretty much unnamed and yet has a named character to their credit. Frankly the credits are the best part of the film and most assuredly it's not because the film itself is poor in quality by any stretch of the imagination. Another banger, gentlemen.
@@KevinJamesVideo oh my goodness it's him the man who made Neil cigarettes, the Neil cigarettes !!! edit: jokes aside, you are very talented, and I'm happy you work with this wonderful manm
Absolutely amazing callback/parody of Are You Afraid of The Dark. Brilliant lighting and effects on this one, especially for such a Clever-Adjacent joke setup. I really loved this one!
I’m feeling at this point that the New Kids on the Rock should just get commissioned to direct an entire 90’s horror sitcom series that doesn’t know it isn’t in the 90’s.
Showed this video to my friends and they really appreciated the D.A.R.E in the end credits, as well as the lighting and the acting! I never get enough of the feeling that the Guaranteed* Videos give me. The high production value but it still having a homemade, wholesome vibe! Excited to see what the future holds, keep it up guys!
Videos by this squad were the first things I got into on RUclips (New Kids on The Rock, etc) - it's so awesome that the gang is still together creating quality short films and sharing it with us.
the scariest part was when his wife left him, really shows the symbiotic relationship of connections of two beings, and how shattering it shatters our whole reality. Whether it be a drug addict werewolf, or a clever adjacent divorced man, this really speaks to us all.
Just to keep the gang's arguments going, Dan's credited as the "Cool Thief." What, is stealing "cool" now? What about doing drugs; is that "cool?" Is being a werewolf "cool?" What sort of morals are we pushing here? What's the message we're trying to convey about this kleptomaniac, drug-addicted adjacent, literal monster?
I instantly thought that ‘High Moon’ was like, something dealing with the moon, and then getting high after it. Only to then be proved right. Honestly though, this was amazing! Neil and the crew did an amazing job. Never misses the change to amazing/surprise me and millions with such banger videos like these!
Its such a cleaver reference to have the apollo 13 drawer empty lol. 11 and 12 lamded on the moon but 13 abourted because of an issue with the lander and returned to home without landing. Then 14, 15, 16, and 17 were all successful moon landings. Its a nice touch.
this feels like someone just had the really stupid idea of "what if werewolves smoked moon rocks" and everyone was like yeah we can make something out of this
I'm glad to see you're still active and working hard, looks like this took a while, I'm glad to see you return, Idk much about film making and how it's done but the lighting and acting is incredible! Keep up the good work
I now eagerly await the sequel where Bloodhounds Incorporated tracks down the werewolf and tells him to come to a Baptist potluck dinner instead of smoking rocks.
Fantastic cinematography, Kevin did an amazing job, this should earn an award. Both chilling and humorous :)! It's awesome seeing how the Guaranteed*Videos have evolved over the years!
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OUR NEW VIDEO, JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Direct all technical praise (or blame) to Kevin, who conceived, shot and edited this. I helped a bunch and provided the synthy music.
NEIL
THE VIDEO WAS EPIC MR CICIREIGA
it was AMAZING!!!! literally worth the wait!!! I loved it so much, the lighting was phenomenal and so was the editing :-D can't wait for the next video!
y'all never dissapoint, neil !!!!! sending lots of love from argentina
Well done Kevin! This is all your fault!
There's just something warm and fuzzy feeling about watching Kneel, Ryan, and Divorcee Kevin in a video together again.
Every so often, Neil will upload something of immense creativity and unreasonably high quality to remind us that he is still somehow active. Cheers.
Here is the full clip explaining why dad left you: (Making fun of bots) ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html
🎥🥱
Neil didn't make this by himself, you know
neil is STILL the king of the internet and his output is still FRESH and I STILL have a massive crush on his sister emmy hi emmy
And today is not this day.
Damn, the fact they actually broke into NASA shows how dedicated Neil and Kevin is to the quality of their work. Masterpiece as always, dudes!
Neil is like a fearsome boogeyman, only instead of lurking under my bed he lurks in the peripherals of my online browsing, and instead of thrilling me with spooks and scares, he hunts me for sport.
He isn’t the boogeyman, he’s the internetman.
wait, he doesn’t lurk under your bed too? it’s just me?
@@strawberycupcakeoh he does that to you too?
the punchline at the end and neil being listed as "kneel" in the credits are the things that made me laugh the hardest
SAME
HOLY SHIT THATS SO CHEEKY 💀
the cia and d.a.r.e. logo in the credits 😭😭😭
*Kneel seciregah*
Divorcee kevin made it for me
“It’s clever adjacent”
Banging video as always, Neil and crew!
New core phrase just dropped
ok سيكون سيكون شركة خاصةً خ
Hello coolcidprod
Well done to everyone who worked on this! I’ve loved seeing the behind the scenes progress on everyone’s stories
@@recitationtohear bastard
@@recitationtohear no they did not
hi elbowstuff
@@pixeliien bah! thwarted again!
A scary story indeed
There’s nothing scarier than the thought of how moon rocks can have long-lasting side effects on the respiratory system. Protect your lungs, kids.
very fucking terrifying
Seeing everyone here was like a kick to the nostalgia gut. Obviously the main trio, but Emmy, Julie, and Max!
Kevin’s cinematography always amazes me. Brilliant work all of you!!
the shutter shadow coming from the window without any shutters was amazing
The best
Corey!
now this is an epic neil moment.
Also an epic Ryan moment, and an epic Kevin moment, etc. etc.
"Well, you didn't let me finish"
"Y-you said that's the end!"
gold
"clever adjacent"
that is being fucking generous
Neil is such a good friend
The production quality has gone up so much this is awesome!
I was seriously worried about this one not looking as good as the last few. Corey brought a lot to the table in terms of elbow grease, and basically "doubled" the size of our production crew. He also provided the amazing warehouse set + a custom cold-fogger machine he built.
Corey, if you see this, the warehouse set looked exquisite. Thanks for setting up such lush production. Absolute pro work.
@@floridaflamingogirl3119 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
@@KevinJamesVideo Good job all of you! Loved watching this, felt like a movie.
BRO HAD TO DO THIS WHILE IM AT SCHOOL I JUST RAN TO THE BATHROOM JUST TO WATCH IT I LOVE YOU NEIL
SO DID I !!
Unbelievably hyped, never been disappointed by Neil
Ayo i know that able it's boggers
love your profile pic!!
off topic but i love your pfp!!!
@@wintersolduer their pfp is the cover for the album "the first glass beach album" by glass beach, it's super duper good
It’s not just Neil you know. I think Neil commented that a majority of this was Kevin’s idea.
Not that Neil doesn’t deserve credit but he’s not the only one
I love how unnecessarily high the production value on these always are, this literally looks like a movie. Even the werewolf mask, which is the one they sell at Spirit Halloween, looks good with the right lighting and framing
The ending may just be of one the best plot twists I’ve seen in a video. Thank you Neil, Kevin and Ryan!
I’ve thought the plot twist in breaking bad was a little bette but this one was great too:)
@@bucketmonkeys what about the plot twist in sleeping beauty?
@@themanwithoutaplan could kinda see that one coming tbh ://
This deserves a filming award, Neil you’ve outdone yourself once again.
If you look at the credits Kevin did the cinematography/filming
@@una_10bananas He handled multiple cameras, lights and microphones while directing actors and a ton of fog. I put KY jelly on the wolf mask, though, so I deserve SOME praise.
@@neilcic no of course you did some very important work!
@@neilcic I am fascinated by the end credits song (which I assume you composed). The use of slap bass is greatly appreciated. I think you have a hidden talent for composing end credits songs that sound just right.
The amount of people who don’t recognize that as being from Are You Afraid of The Dark upsets me, and I never even _watched_ the fucking show
I watched the JonTron video about it.
2:43 That transformation sequence is hilarious. It looks just like something from a 90s/2000s family movie.
Or Jerry Lewis’ Nutty Professor movie
What do you mean this is a 90s/2000s family movie
On the list of all the ways that Werewolf could have used those moon rocks, this was the option frantically scribbled at the bottom.
I love how D.A.R.E. and the CIA are credited with providing better jokes over Kevin's original concept. I also love how Neil's character's name is "Kneel" and how every character goes pretty much unnamed and yet has a named character to their credit.
Frankly the credits are the best part of the film and most assuredly it's not because the film itself is poor in quality by any stretch of the imagination. Another banger, gentlemen.
It’s so good to see you posting again! I hope you and your loved ones are well!
Sound effects were done really well, listening in headphones felt excellent
so true
🙌🙌
IT'S CLEVER ADJACENT DJJEJRKSJD. God, these 90s sci-fi horror vibes are so nostalgic I could cry.
gosh your lighting and composition are incredible this looks so professiona
Thanks!
@@KevinJamesVideo oh my goodness it's him
the man who made Neil cigarettes, the Neil cigarettes !!!
edit: jokes aside, you are very talented, and I'm happy you work with this wonderful manm
@@kiwiwi_kiwifruitKIWA Who?
@@YouBredRaptorsMusic Kevin J. James
they know, they’re kidding
YBR is a music project headed by their friend Corey
Neil we missed u omg😭
Absolutely amazing callback/parody of Are You Afraid of The Dark. Brilliant lighting and effects on this one, especially for such a Clever-Adjacent joke setup. I really loved this one!
I’m feeling at this point that the New Kids on the Rock should just get commissioned to direct an entire 90’s horror sitcom series that doesn’t know it isn’t in the 90’s.
definitely Max's best performance in years!
Who?
@@MaxPacheco You don't know about "Wheels"?
Showed this video to my friends and they really appreciated the D.A.R.E in the end credits, as well as the lighting and the acting! I never get enough of the feeling that the Guaranteed* Videos give me. The high production value but it still having a homemade, wholesome vibe! Excited to see what the future holds, keep it up guys!
I was totally invested in the werewolf story and the crack pipe hit me like a bullet train
Like a ....... SILVER BULLET train?????
@@JurassicSound eyyyyyyyyy bada bing
Loved it. You really brought Kneel's character to life, and the music was on point.
KNEEL 💀💀💀
THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS!!
Also, “it’s clever adjacent” might be the hardest line I’ve ever heard.
I love the gag where the Cool Thief is lit by venetian blinds despite there being no blinds on his windows
The second I saw the lighter, I immediately realised what was happening and had to rewind the video because I laughed so hard I couldn't see bahahaha
Something about the actual goddamn Are You Afraid of the Dark credits music kicking in at the end just elevated this whole thing.
I WAITED A YEAR FOR THIS
GREAT JOB, KEVIN! I hope you find a new friend group that appreciates your scary moon rock stories
Videos by this squad were the first things I got into on RUclips (New Kids on The Rock, etc) - it's so awesome that the gang is still together creating quality short films and sharing it with us.
Better werewolf transformation sequence than most actual movies.
the vibes, the visuals, the acting, the music.... i'm glad i paused the view-monster vinyl to check this out :] absolutely killed it as always !!
@@recitationtohear stahp
Guaranteed Video is the best sketch comedy troupe on RUclips and it isn’t even close at this point.
The “Kids in the Hall” of RUclips
THE MAN, THE LEGEND IS BACK!!! ❤️❤️❤️
In a High moon
Such a random thing to appear on a Thursday morning. Glad to see Neil still looks the same as he did 10 years ago lol
Not sure what I expected, but this absolutely exceeded my expectations. Definitely pretty scary.
Lmao, "Kneel".
oh my god this is so well the production and editing is so well done!!!!
@beyond your imagination Link to the true clip
Hate me later : ruclips.net/video/yfmEum3DyuE/видео.html
I love how Neil is Kneel in the credits
You know its a good day when a new Guaranteed* Video vid drops
The "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" end credits theme was the chef's kiss on top of an amazing video.
Oh my god. Already loving this
the scariest part was when his wife left him, really shows the symbiotic relationship of connections of two beings, and how shattering it shatters our whole reality. Whether it be a drug addict werewolf, or a clever adjacent divorced man, this really speaks to us all.
this is the most wank thing I have ever wrote.
I've been waiting for this comeback :))
that first 2 minutes perfectly encapsulated the mood and slight camp of an X-Files inciting incident
Just to keep the gang's arguments going, Dan's credited as the "Cool Thief." What, is stealing "cool" now? What about doing drugs; is that "cool?" Is being a werewolf "cool?" What sort of morals are we pushing here? What's the message we're trying to convey about this kleptomaniac, drug-addicted adjacent, literal monster?
Is this a joke?
Honey, get the kids! Neil's back!
AYAOTD truly one of the greatest beat drops in 90's history. Rewatching just to experience it again and again
give whoever directed the lighting a pat on the back and a deeply earnest and reassuring "Good Job"
🦸😉
Kevin is a master
he came back when the world needed him most.
The legend
The man
The myth
The legend...
NEIL FUCKING CICEREGA
ITS NEIL. HEY. EVERYONE GET IN HERE. NEIL'S BACK.
As a recovering crack addict I approve of this video
I instantly thought that ‘High Moon’ was like, something dealing with the moon, and then getting high after it. Only to then be proved right.
Honestly though, this was amazing! Neil and the crew did an amazing job. Never misses the change to amazing/surprise me and millions with such banger videos like these!
This moon ain’t big enough for the two of us…
I saw & enjoyed this last night at Boston Open Screen at the Coolidge. Nice work, fun!
Alright, that end part was pretty funny. "And Kevin's story totally bombed..."
Yayyy more Guaranteed* Video! Did not expect that twist ending!
Happy Halloween everyone, and remember: DONT TAKE LEMONS FROM DEMONS
this was the scariest horror story I've heard in a while, thank you mr neil
kevin, your lighting and shot composition are so strong in this. super awesome work!!!
sick
Yes
sick
I have added "Clever Adjacent" to my every day vocabulary
The cinematography goes hard. Another banger from Guaranteed Video :]
One of the only people complimenting the camerawork without explicitly saying it was all Neil
Congrats!
Your range in cinematic and lyrical areas is phenomenal
Just noticed all the jokes in the credits. "Kneel" and "M.E." are pretty funny.
always have to stop what im doing when the master posts
Its such a cleaver reference to have the apollo 13 drawer empty lol. 11 and 12 lamded on the moon but 13 abourted because of an issue with the lander and returned to home without landing. Then 14, 15, 16, and 17 were all successful moon landings. Its a nice touch.
Listen elsewhere from Lemon demon: clown circus , one of the Best music to use in Halloween
I love this so much, the credits are especially great. I like how Neil plays Kneel, M.E. is played by Emmy and Stacy is played by Stacey
Ah yes, Neil starring as “Kneel”
For someone who started
making simple web videos this is tremendous progress then animutations
this was so relatable
Ok adding the actual Are You Afraid of the Dark theme is genius
WITH the Are You Afraid of the Dark music? Absolute GOLD!
Instant classic
You know its a good day when Neil uploads a video.
Gives me nostalgia for Are You Afraid of the Dark, gotta rewatch that show someday.
Funny. I just started thinking about your content a couple days ago and then this pops up just after I woke up. A very welcomed surprise indeed.
i thought when the werewolf smoked the moon rocks, he was gonna turn into an ULTRA-werewolf
Well if Kevin FINISHED the story...
@@DanHamiltonT I’m just imagining you running around strapped to a 10-foot cardboard cutout of a wolf
this feels like someone just had the really stupid idea of "what if werewolves smoked moon rocks" and everyone was like yeah we can make something out of this
Oh. So you were there.
Love the bit about the Apollo 13 drawer being empty.
WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE & SMELL THAT MOONROCK
🌕🐺‼
I'm glad to see you're still active and working hard, looks like this took a while, I'm glad to see you return, Idk much about film making and how it's done but the lighting and acting is incredible! Keep up the good work
Dude best vid ever damn I miss this guy
I now eagerly await the sequel where Bloodhounds Incorporated tracks down the werewolf and tells him to come to a Baptist potluck dinner instead of smoking rocks.
This is the kind of video I hope never leaves the internet.
Fantastic cinematography, Kevin did an amazing job, this should earn an award. Both chilling and humorous :)! It's awesome seeing how the Guaranteed*Videos have evolved over the years!
I didn't even notice the credits. Lmao, "Kneel".
Good ol' Divorcee Kevin. Never change.
Please
Otherwise we can't call you Divorcee anymore.
And i need that in my life.
Man still the same crew after all these years!! So good to see Emmy and Julie
Obviously one of the top ten original episodes of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"