Oh, nice! Erica, if you're reading this, please draw a picture of Doreen and Saitama from One Punch Man getting married, because that would be THE SCARIEST F****ING THING I CAN THINK OF!
Why have snoozefest safety devices like a fire alarm, fire extinguisher, inhaler, and hand sanitizer when you can have pizza, guitar, Snickers, and the BUFF Award?
What should I do if Dunston Bunter checks in to my theater with his zap powers? Will calling the police be enough, or should I hope for a good guy with a gun?
I love how this breaks the 90s kid's commercial format down to an exact science: - cameras too close to faces - excessive dutch angles - strict boring adult character - use of that weird morph effect they use on animals to make them "move"
@@KevinJamesVideo OH! Hey man, great job! I was under the impression that it was a similar deal to Neil's Gamecube video (unless that was also worked on by you or someone else?)
@@KevinJamesVideo I really appreciate your work but thanks to you one of my most frequent searches is "Buff Neil Cicierega" and I can't forgive you for that.
We did a take where Daxter yelled "Orson Wells?" We then cut to the marquee, close-up on "Singing In The Rain." Cut back to Daxter "More like Orson... Smells!"
Were his eyes used on that snowman in the last video? Are all your videos secretly connected? Quick, I need a large wall, stills of all the videos, thumb tacks and red string!
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“That’s the guy on TV who sells us cigarettes!” is such a choice line
A horse killed my dad.
@@blakethesnake6686 excuse me whAT?
@@feather4142 You haven't seen what I've seen.
@@blakethesnake6686 I will when I steal your eyes
@@blakethesnake6686 uh I made that reply before I watched the video, I didn’t know that stealing eyes was a key plot point
Why is no one talking about how he only transforms items that directly ensure people’s safety.
Hmm...
Hmmm...
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"get your parents' permission to log on"
I haven't heard this in a parody before and it really got me gud.
This video is simultaneously tubular and totally radical.
radular. totally tubical.
Holy crap hi
very gnarly yoo
Guess we know where's Frosty's eyes came from.
Planetesimal Damn, beaten to writing this by 9 hours
Andrew Bailey Same ;c
Everything’s connected
Can’t wait for the Neil Cicierega Cinematic Universe
Seriously
They’re the same color too.
OMG FR
Cool trivia FYI, The women in the black shirt and grey beanie is Erica Henderson, a artist for Marvel comics who draws the Unbeatable Squirrel girl
Oh, nice! Erica, if you're reading this, please draw a picture of Doreen and Saitama from One Punch Man getting married, because that would be THE SCARIEST F****ING THING I CAN THINK OF!
Sir, this is a wendys
I met her once, I have a signed. Copy of the first squirrel girl comic :D
I haven't needed my parents permission to log onto a website in forever! HOW EXHILARATING!!! :D
Honestly, the eyes didn't really phase me, but 1:32 caught me way off guard
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Ooooooh, so that's who Frosty got his eyes from.
English Patient Zero
I love how daxter flaxter murders people and nobody really minds
Eeeeeeffectively!
I love how it’s entirely unexplained that he’s just holding an inhaler
I'm noticing a recurring eyeball theme. I can relate.
pnats where do you think his eyes went
You mean "eye" can ralate?
Yeah, big mood.
Ah, so that's where the eyes came from.
Why have snoozefest safety devices like a fire alarm, fire extinguisher, inhaler, and hand sanitizer when you can have pizza, guitar, Snickers, and the BUFF Award?
If it ain't rad, its bad.
RIP That guy also is allergic to peanuts as well as having Asthma
Two videos in one month??? Our Lord and savior Neil has returned
Well, that explains the snowman.
1:18 Oh god, that's where Frosty Got his eyes!!!
3720 miles from Boston, ands this still rocks.
i like how he made the building into a fire-hazard
Loved Hobo With A Shotgun.
I can tell those kids are in for a fun time.
Well now I know who eyes were those in the snow man video
Love how the videos have taken a more slapstick turn.
Does the Brattle theatre have any more fire extinguishers or are they all electric guitars now
Feelin' Fine brattle's fine, he only made the coolidge corner theatre unsafe
daxter just brutally made a man's eyeballs disappear as he yelled in pain at the absence of his eyes
John Dies at the End is a really good movie though
Macieks300 Precisely!
Macieks300 and even better book~
The book was disappointing after the movie
HAHA JOHN DIES AT THE END OF THE MOVIE! have fun watching it now LOSERS
What should I do if Dunston Bunter checks in to my theater with his zap powers? Will calling the police be enough, or should I hope for a good guy with a gun?
Let Drinkster Blinkster do what he wants, for messing with him is a big mistake!
Holy shit, I just went to this theater last week. Definitely going to have to check out this festival when it comes around!
JESUS CHRIST DAXTER YOU MADE THAT POOR MAN BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes.
Eeeeeeffectively!
Blue Ruin is legit a really good movie.
The last bottle of hand sanitizer!!! :O
the shot of him changing the hand sanitizer has become a lot more evil with recent events
I was expecting the guy to have an asthma attack the whole time
Thanks for reminding me to watch, "John Dies at the End." I've been meaning to watch that for so many years.
Ahh I needed this again thank you
1:34 now thats what we call relevent
I like how he only transformed safety Items
Somehow the most 90s commercial ever.
2018, more like 1998
FINALLY something good! Keep turning those boring old life saving devices into cool stuff!
Blue Ruin is an awesome movie. Everyone should see it.
I love how this breaks the 90s kid's commercial format down to an exact science:
- cameras too close to faces
- excessive dutch angles
- strict boring adult character
- use of that weird morph effect they use on animals to make them "move"
Not to be that guy, but I wrote, shot, edited, produced, and did most of the vfx on this.
Just sayin'.
@@KevinJamesVideo OH! Hey man, great job!
I was under the impression that it was a similar deal to Neil's Gamecube video (unless that was also worked on by you or someone else?)
@@theopenrift I also shot, edited, yadda yadda, the GameCube controller video, heh
@@KevinJamesVideo oh, well good job on that too lol
@@KevinJamesVideo I really appreciate your work but thanks to you one of my most frequent searches is "Buff Neil Cicierega" and I can't forgive you for that.
thx for this awesome vid and buff sounds like so much fun
also where are cigs still allowed to be advertised on TV
Citizen Kane more like Citizen *L A M E*
whats with their obsession with eyeballs?
It's our theme this month.
whoa whoa whoa, Coolidge is playing Phantom Thread in 70mm *AND* playing My Beautiful Laundrette?? I need to start going there again!
was expecting the place to burn down when he changed the fire safety shit into food
This is great
Loved it
John Dies At The End was such a good flick
godly nostalgia
Nooooo Buff! Not the Hand Sanitizer!
daxter flaxter my beloved
This is like american tomska. At least those are the vibes I'm getting.
I've always felt Tom and Neil were oddly similar too, even if also very different.
Blue Ruin is amazing!
rovender it's so hilarious!
Strong Mr Basement vibes.
That’s where frosty got his eyes
I was waiting for the place to catch on fire........
It just goes to show how USELESS all those safety precautions really are!
so that's where the eyes came from.
_The Godfather Part II_ ?
More like _Lack of A Godfather...Part II_ !!
We did a take where Daxter yelled "Orson Wells?"
We then cut to the marquee, close-up on "Singing In The Rain."
Cut back to Daxter "More like Orson... Smells!"
Perfecto
Those are some interesting movie choices Daxter Flaxter made
bustin for buff
well now i know where the snowman got the eyes
I wasn't that amused until you took somebody's eyes, that was kind of funny.
Holy shit, am I psychopath?!
Yeaaah
1:13 bro literally predicted wanda in dr strange
From the people who brought you Liquid Slam! now introduce...
I love y'all.
:tips hat:
:tips hat in return:
this is so 90s holy shit
I really wished there would be a joke about the person with asthma needing his inhaler that was turned into a snickers bar.
This is the Destructor now
best promo ever XD
Easily the best commercial.
YEAHH
This feels like a fever dream
Hah, you made this on my birthday
week after spring break
midterms
There's humor in everything.
it’s a shame I wasn’t able to go this looks fucking rad
Well that was wild XD
CITIZEN KANE?
*Wah wah*
Oh my god, NEIL CICEREGA
Nice one.
promotes something going to The Brattle while in The Coolidge... seems legit!
👁👁
These have too much effort put into them lmfao
Hey, that's the Guaranteed* brand!
1:19 That dude just took that guy’s eyes out 😂
Hobo with a shotgun is a good movie in the pulp way, its gory and doesn't take itself to seriously
Erica Henderson!! 👍
omfg why do you not get more views
Nice... do you have a film in the festival this year?
We might- haven't gotten an acceptance email yet!
Were his eyes used on that snowman in the last video? Are all your videos secretly connected? Quick, I need a large wall, stills of all the videos, thumb tacks and red string!
0:35 John Dies at the End is a QUALITY book.
JOHN DIES AT THE END LOL YES
BUFF OFF! Do not call movies old, they're new!
i love Donnie Darko
Well hello there
Good choice with hobo with a shotgun, represent my hometowns film genius
i really like daxter flaxter