Wife Mad At Husband’s H00KER Loving Past | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @TheAndrewSchulz
    @TheAndrewSchulz  3 года назад +663

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    • @TommyMartinezpt
      @TommyMartinezpt 3 года назад +1

      Spanish, Italian, French and Portuguese are the real Latins bro, I think you meant American Latins.

    • @Andrew_Price
      @Andrew_Price 3 года назад +3

      No Romania. I'm sad.

    • @saideprinz
      @saideprinz 3 года назад +1

      Consider coming to Singapore sometime after pandemic is over bro. You rock always with your jokes🤣👌🏽👍🏽

    • @ericstrong513
      @ericstrong513 3 года назад +2

      @@Andrew_Price Yes Sir! Romanian is the 5th Latin based language. Plus we impale people, lol. Can't be more fun than that.

    • @stevefigueroa5952
      @stevefigueroa5952 3 года назад +9

      Come to Seattle!

  • @brettg274
    @brettg274 3 года назад +5177

    “I had hair!”
    Phil in here with the best joke in the set, lol

    • @phildepasquale8291
      @phildepasquale8291 3 года назад +453

      Thanks That's me!

    • @paulharrington7803
      @paulharrington7803 3 года назад +108

      @@phildepasquale8291 seriously tho that joke was hilarious

    • @canchero724
      @canchero724 3 года назад +75

      @@phildepasquale8291 You were such a great sport in the whole act. You made this clip!

    • @MrPantheraUmbra
      @MrPantheraUmbra 3 года назад +22

      @@phildepasquale8291 Legend!

    • @SAELIOSMUSIC
      @SAELIOSMUSIC 3 года назад +24

      @@phildepasquale8291 once he said that I was like Phil fucking gets it

  • @shampoofully7923
    @shampoofully7923 2 года назад +277

    “I had hair” Is the best crowd response I’ve ever heard

  • @Strongbah43
    @Strongbah43 3 года назад +4400

    "One day you are gonna grow up... and be divorced like him" fuckin dead

    • @MrTomaat23
      @MrTomaat23 3 года назад +42

      Love it when people respond (not heckle) with funny shit.

    • @shogrran
      @shogrran 3 года назад +38

      lol in front of his wife of 28 years. hahahaha.... people who go to comedy bars and sit in the front row got most extreme sense of humor

    • @zattlahabibi1137
      @zattlahabibi1137 3 года назад

      time stamp?

    • @frankman5193
      @frankman5193 3 года назад +2

      @@zattlahabibi1137 3:04 Funny enough the I read this thread as he was saying the joke

  • @ssgssbeet4133
    @ssgssbeet4133 2 года назад +186

    Im am throughly impressed by not only this guys ability to roast ppl, but that he always makes them look good too, so he doesnt just bully ppl, he just has fun with them, what a legend

  • @cojonono
    @cojonono 3 года назад +6214

    “She got your dream haircut” 😂

    • @NSRKracing
      @NSRKracing 3 года назад +42

      Big punch line😂😂

    • @martyes9563
      @martyes9563 3 года назад +21

      This was a killer line - best of the vid IMHO

    • @edgarj11
      @edgarj11 3 года назад +8

      That part LFMAO

    • @Xlogie10
      @Xlogie10 2 года назад +2

      I was dying at that part the hardest

    • @Nyualum21
      @Nyualum21 2 года назад +9

      Will would’ve slapped him for that one 😂

  • @mlwest8975
    @mlwest8975 3 года назад +441

    This guy uses the crowd so well. He links everybody together.

    • @manas142
      @manas142 2 года назад +2

      I think its because at the core we're all the same, he just speaks what people think thats saying he grew up in the most clean environment but was subjected to a lot of psychological stress(he was probably in the military) which opens up his brain like a child does. He is more innerly aware than about 80% of the people and dude is living in the moment 24/7 .too hard for a normal dude.

    • @charlyrob7334
      @charlyrob7334 Год назад +1

      He must have some sort of training in cold reading people. Picking two audience members and both of them have in common Uruguay is a looong shot to be just a coincidence.

    • @eufrosniad994
      @eufrosniad994 4 месяца назад

      @@charlyrob7334 maybe they are approached beforehand.

  • @VinoSong
    @VinoSong 3 года назад +3992

    “I had hair”☠️☠️☠️

    • @MrMlbfan6
      @MrMlbfan6 3 года назад +21

      I lost it Lmfaooo

    • @ibra.houdini
      @ibra.houdini 3 года назад +13

      then spongebob laugh lmao

    • @a1d795
      @a1d795 3 года назад +11

      Phil's phunny

  • @zinorealish3409
    @zinorealish3409 3 года назад +531

    The fact Andrew laughs at his jokes makes the show even better 😂😂

    • @467076
      @467076 Год назад +2

      Why would you not 😂

    • @vitamindealer7915
      @vitamindealer7915 Год назад

      @@467076i’ve actually never liked that

  • @FauxTitle
    @FauxTitle 3 года назад +6567

    Andrew is such a wizard at crowd work and guessing people's backgrounds he could've been a one of those scam psychics

    • @peds8345
      @peds8345 3 года назад +91

      He's a mentalist

    • @jonald3
      @jonald3 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @marquisbrown5498
      @marquisbrown5498 3 года назад +31

      Agreed I love how he learns people. He reminds me of a military guy who can make good convo anywhere.

    • @-wenschow907
      @-wenschow907 3 года назад +77

      what if he's an actual psychic and this is what he chooses to do with his power lol

    • @crackasscrackle
      @crackasscrackle 3 года назад +11

      @@-wenschow907 that'd be hilarious.!!!! He got Phil's name right ✅ 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @MrBadApple999
    @MrBadApple999 3 года назад +62

    I've never seen someone crowd work this clean man, its almost like he goes there with no material and just bounces a ball around. Amazing.

    • @sebastianescalante8377
      @sebastianescalante8377 3 года назад +1

      Agree,....Big Jay Oakerson has great crowd work as well. Check it out its on youtube.

  • @joel1228
    @joel1228 3 года назад +2956

    This guy is like Phil in training. LOOOOOOOOL

    • @mendo1522
      @mendo1522 3 года назад +56

      Dude literally got roasted dumb hard just cause he sat next to Phil.

    • @thesolojourney8955
      @thesolojourney8955 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KingKel37
      @KingKel37 3 года назад +9

      That one took me OUT 😂😂😂

    • @improbablyyourdad8458
      @improbablyyourdad8458 3 года назад +14

      "Phil looks so fucking cool like that."

  • @giuliomoncada4434
    @giuliomoncada4434 2 года назад +44

    "This guy is Phil in training" he was killing em all 😭😭😭😭

  • @divineray7822
    @divineray7822 3 года назад +5858

    Been together 28 years , have twin boys
    Everybody: Cheers
    Andrew : They're gonna share a girl.

    • @shogrran
      @shogrran 3 года назад +103

      everybody thinkin it even their girlfriends... schulz just sayin it out loud

    • @theeffectoflogic3
      @theeffectoflogic3 3 года назад +250

      @@shogrran plural? If I were a twin it'd be my life mission to trick one girl into thinking she's dating one guy

    • @tanishqaabraham609
      @tanishqaabraham609 3 года назад +12

      @@theeffectoflogic3 LMAO

    • @trickster562
      @trickster562 3 года назад +31

      @@theeffectoflogic3 my buddy showed me a webtoon that is just that. These twins get fed up with having to each do the same things so they start pretending to only be 1 person. They get threw highschool pretending to only be one girl meet a dude and get married. The girl tells her husband that she needs a room just for her and he isn't allowed to go i there at all. He one day comes back home because he forgets some work material and catches the other twin. Idk what happened after that he said the rest is spoilers and i haven't read it.

    • @user-lk3sj5yb8d
      @user-lk3sj5yb8d 3 года назад +4

      @@trickster562 which webtoon is that?

  • @KP-05
    @KP-05 3 года назад +22

    This is pure comedy. Engaging with the crowd. This dude is the best at it. Period.

  • @neataesthetic3199
    @neataesthetic3199 3 года назад +2967

    The great Andrew back at it again

    • @hardikparmar_
      @hardikparmar_ 3 года назад +26

      Brouu... Don't go to Andrew's show and sit in the first row with the name you got😭😂 talking from personal experience

    • @neataesthetic3199
      @neataesthetic3199 3 года назад +12

      @@hardikparmar_ 😂😂😂 yeah i understand, it's an arabic name that can easily be misinterpreted.

    • @sinamohammadi261
      @sinamohammadi261 3 года назад +2

      he's the best

    • @lrodiguz1984
      @lrodiguz1984 3 года назад +3

      And the dolphin followed him

    • @bigtizzy181
      @bigtizzy181 3 года назад +4

      @@hardikparmar_ 😂😅😂😵😵😵 lol

  • @ryzenftw999
    @ryzenftw999 3 года назад +52

    The timing and delivery is just too perfect !! Andrew just has a way with words. Says some of the most ridiculous shit and somehow it makes perfect sense.

  • @justenfinch5911
    @justenfinch5911 3 года назад +2066

    At this point, I don't think Schulz has any material. He just crowd works and spits fire every damn time.
    EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

    • @iDontBody96
      @iDontBody96 3 года назад +12

      Facts bro

    • @markt2202
      @markt2202 3 года назад +8

      He's brilliant

    • @AngeloVanTerra
      @AngeloVanTerra 3 года назад +55

      He don't share clips of the material but you hear plenty of it when you go to his show. But you also right, man's crowd work is flame on its own lol

    • @oooooooo4963
      @oooooooo4963 3 года назад +23

      He s also very knowledgeable about politics, history culture, which allows him to have improv material

    • @BBM716
      @BBM716 3 года назад +10

      @@oooooooo4963 exactly, great point. He doesn’t just come at every race or gender but he comes correct with it. The knowledge of so many different cultures forces people to respect it.

  • @-Th7-
    @-Th7- 2 года назад +36

    Phil is an absolute legend. Great sport.
    This was one of Andrew's most memorable Crowd Work segments

  • @tarun1255
    @tarun1255 3 года назад +7382

    He can destroy ur marriage, just by sitting over there while holding a bottle of water. He is too dangerous bro 🤣🤣

    • @shapshooter7769
      @shapshooter7769 3 года назад +147

      Naahh that’s actually the torture test. Your marriage survives that and basically its a reminder you got the best partner

    • @JonyMSalomon
      @JonyMSalomon 2 года назад +16

      Or you get lucky and that bicht dissappear.

    • @Ghostyfrost9688
      @Ghostyfrost9688 2 года назад +1

      @@shapshooter7769 Or it's a sign that you should get divorced before you end up miserable for the rest of your life with a naggy woman by your side

    • @JonyMSalomon
      @JonyMSalomon 2 года назад

      @Kenny M.F. Vegas just like you

    • @jamesthomas9005
      @jamesthomas9005 2 года назад +20

      Yeah I might have to step off if he asked me a question at one of his shows🤣🤣🤣

  • @rexjohnson233
    @rexjohnson233 3 года назад +71

    The world is lucky we get to watch this legend from such an early stage in his career. Can't wait to see what he does next. Truly special talent.

  • @standoughope
    @standoughope 3 года назад +1564

    Even though Andrew has gained massively in popularity over the years, he's still underrated imo. He's such a pro, makes it look so easy but it's not. Being funny in standup is a beast all of its own, it takes practice.

    • @johnmarkhatfield
      @johnmarkhatfield 3 года назад +11

      I wonder if he’s being limited on youtube search. He used to pop up, but i forgot his name and typed in comedian andy heckler and nothing. Somehow i remembered schultz and found him again.
      I think he started having politically edgy stuff that got banned so he got put in the back seat of the search function

    • @ahoymate5059
      @ahoymate5059 2 года назад +4

      @@johnmarkhatfield I watch a lot of comedy and yeah, I agree, something is up with RUclips

    • @srgetem
      @srgetem 2 года назад +1

      shit gets way more difficult when you under that live pressure

    • @ironsideeve2955
      @ironsideeve2955 2 года назад +1

      Yeah rogan still sux at standup lol

    • @canceledcomedy967
      @canceledcomedy967 Год назад

      yup he is underrated for sure. NEXT TO DAVE CHAPPELLE
      I relate to him since I do the same thing on stage with audience and I respect the talent when I see one. MIRROR. :). Great point DOUG

  • @d_3767
    @d_3767 3 года назад +12

    That "I had hair" took me tf out Lmaooo Love it when the audience has that kind of humor

  • @rickg8015
    @rickg8015 3 года назад +895

    “She’s a villain from a Die Hard movie bruh..”😂

    • @Cvzar07
      @Cvzar07 3 года назад +33

      She got that Ghislain Maxwell haircut 😂

    • @lauriedepasquale3488
      @lauriedepasquale3488 3 года назад +30

      YUP! That be me, the wife!

    • @Cvzar07
      @Cvzar07 3 года назад +12

      @@lauriedepasquale3488 you're beautiful

    • @WretchedDrummer
      @WretchedDrummer 3 года назад

      That shit had me bustin out laughing at 3am watching this 🤣

    • @Courage_n_Honour
      @Courage_n_Honour 3 года назад +1

      @@lauriedepasquale3488 you guys were such a funny, wholesome couple with great banter and sense of humour

  • @pulpfiction2122
    @pulpfiction2122 3 года назад +11

    I laugh out loud at a lot of shit when there's other people around, but Schulz is one of the only people that can make legit laugh when I'm sitting alone in my bedroom.

  • @DutchRoadrunner
    @DutchRoadrunner 3 года назад +5961

    The “How much did the last wife take…. I had hair then” killt me😂🤣
    Thanks for all the likes guys and girls❤️

    • @tarun9542
      @tarun9542 3 года назад +55

      Your 'killt' killt me xD

    • @DutchRoadrunner
      @DutchRoadrunner 3 года назад +17

      @@tarun9542 sorry not my first language 👍🏼

    • @taylernicks8751
      @taylernicks8751 3 года назад +16

      This is the most reddit comment ever 👽

    • @tarun9542
      @tarun9542 3 года назад +9

      @@DutchRoadrunner No problem, not my first language either. Just found it funny.

    • @dustinsoper32
      @dustinsoper32 3 года назад +2

      Oh she took that too!? 😂

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 Год назад +10

    Our boy is a crowd work JEDI!
    Rips on people beautifully and masterfully. 🙌

  • @stokedbrokeandouttaluck4972
    @stokedbrokeandouttaluck4972 3 года назад +360

    “Your name is Phil? I’m good at this. PHILLLL”
    I’m dead

  • @nightcruisin
    @nightcruisin 2 года назад +33

    One of the most underrated comedians. This guy deserves an even bigger platform.

  • @rajneesh8960
    @rajneesh8960 3 года назад +741

    Andrew Schulz laughs like ignition of an old honda which is idle since years

    • @rajneesh8960
      @rajneesh8960 3 года назад +17

      @Edmond Honda bruh, your name gives more meaning to my comment😂

    • @jashanmalkani7721
      @jashanmalkani7721 2 года назад

      @@rajneesh8960 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌

  • @markwnongsiej6570
    @markwnongsiej6570 2 года назад +37

    The fact that he laughs so much makes it even funnier 🤣 he's so real

  • @Zer0TheProdigy
    @Zer0TheProdigy 3 года назад +175

    The zoom in on Andrew saying “Hookers” was great

  • @hatuminator7247
    @hatuminator7247 7 месяцев назад +1

    The way Andrew said "you BEAST bro, you BEAST" was so freaking hilarious you can tell that came straight from the heart 😂

  • @ivory_clouds
    @ivory_clouds 3 года назад +525

    This guys is just real funny, when he talks he is funny, and when he comments he is funny, sometimes doesnt even need a set to make a crowd lose it.... Legend

    • @colincavarzan5134
      @colincavarzan5134 3 года назад +7

      I've never seen someone work a crowd like Andrew

    • @theglassmaster3140
      @theglassmaster3140 3 года назад +5

      @@colincavarzan5134 and be so Anti-Cancel Culture at that. Lol. He gets away with some crazy shy most people would get crucified for on SM.

  • @blackaspitch631
    @blackaspitch631 3 года назад +2

    I love how none of this is scripted and it's fucking hilarious. dudes a natural

  • @mattcama6504
    @mattcama6504 3 года назад +1226

    I’m in tears hahaha

  • @Slobberthegoat
    @Slobberthegoat 2 года назад +5

    I just discovered Andrew on youtube and have been on a binge, easily my new favorite comic!

  • @justinlee1504
    @justinlee1504 3 года назад +383

    No one will match your skill of using crowd work

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 3 года назад +4

      Agreed 100%

    • @imthepopcornman
      @imthepopcornman 3 года назад +8

      Second to Big Jay

    • @stevenjm12
      @stevenjm12 3 года назад +4

      @@imthepopcornman Yup big Jay #1

    • @1D.JFanMma
      @1D.JFanMma 3 года назад +1

      @@JimmyRenders recency bias that’s the problem. Even Corey Holcomb is good

    • @verycoolguy5947
      @verycoolguy5947 3 года назад +4

      Don Rickles is the OG of crowd work though, never forget

  • @David.santo777
    @David.santo777 3 года назад +3

    4:46 “Thank god”🤣🤣🤣

  • @makatron
    @makatron 3 года назад +356

    "you gotta push from the base like toothpaste" had me dead 😂

    • @TheStinkyCadaver
      @TheStinkyCadaver 3 года назад +3

      Thousands of people imagining that thick load 😂

    • @makatron
      @makatron 3 года назад +1

      @@TheStinkyCadaver thicker than oarmeal

    • @babayagajmw2953
      @babayagajmw2953 3 года назад +9

      It has been a while since I've cracked up so hard. That toothpaste joke had my wife looking at me like "tf is wrong with him "🤨. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OgThugLuv
      @OgThugLuv 2 года назад

      Best comment of the entire clip, and that clip has tons of great bits. Tons!!!

  • @samiakmal4992
    @samiakmal4992 3 года назад +4

    Lmao “you beast” 5:29

  • @TheInfectiousCadaver
    @TheInfectiousCadaver 2 года назад +7

    "i had hair" legit made me laugh pretty hard and im not even married

  • @DanielLopez-dy1ul
    @DanielLopez-dy1ul 3 года назад +358

    The dude in the front was having the time of his life and his blonde date was having none of it😂

    • @gd8838
      @gd8838 3 года назад +36

      Some hot girls have that borderline indifferent look all the time, doesn't really tell you much, it's like a performance thing

    • @zackberaznik1224
      @zackberaznik1224 3 года назад +23

      @enrich tento that actually goes for all races of attractive women lol

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 3 года назад +8

      @enrich tento
      Took me a year and a half to figure out why I wasn’t attracted to my smoking hot girlfriend..

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 3 года назад +4

      @Jay
      In an ugly breakup that I didn’t know how to execute. I gradually became more and more frustrated with her selfish petty behavior, until I cracked at dinner with my parents and broke up with her in the restaurant parking lot immediately after :/.
      Didn’t go smoothly, but I’ve learned a lot since then lol

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 3 года назад +2

      @Jay
      Thank you. She’s dating my friend now and she’s matured a lot. Much easier to be around, again, that may be because I’m not forced to deal with her shit and can freely walk away from her now 🤣

  • @sjoo8
    @sjoo8 3 года назад +13

    5:35 This whole segment was hilarious even though we know it's the egg that splits, not the sperm.

    • @user-nn1yz3vy6m
      @user-nn1yz3vy6m 3 года назад +1

      Was looking for this comment. Lol. Truth

  • @ECytchannel
    @ECytchannel 3 года назад +47

    Bro... EVERY SINGLE JOKE is just so good on the SPOT, absolutely hilarious HAHA

  • @GP-tb6zd
    @GP-tb6zd 3 года назад +9

    As a Uruguayan, I loved this! 😅😆

  • @Indi
    @Indi 3 года назад +183

    "I had hair!" 😂😭

  • @Adam-ui3yn
    @Adam-ui3yn 3 года назад +2

    Shout out to Phil for taking those jokes like a champ !

  • @Harshit-lr2eo
    @Harshit-lr2eo 3 года назад +150

    i wanted to hear phils Uruguay story

    • @aj6365
      @aj6365 3 года назад +26

      His wife said shut up . So basically she's involved some how

    • @phildepasquale8291
      @phildepasquale8291 3 года назад +51

      I dated a Girl from Uruguay right before I met my wife. Sore spot for her.

    • @Harshit-lr2eo
      @Harshit-lr2eo 3 года назад +15

      @@phildepasquale8291 Damn u a player cuban phil

    • @fynworld
      @fynworld 3 года назад +17

      @@phildepasquale8291 oh shit it's Phil! You're welcome back to Uruguay again whenever you want man!

    • @frep420
      @frep420 3 года назад +4

      @@phildepasquale8291 Holy shit it's Phil!

  • @jpl1608
    @jpl1608 2 года назад +4

    This man is such an underrated comedian. He’s pure joy and gold.

  • @sanket677
    @sanket677 3 года назад +122

    *”You BEAST”* 💀💀💀

  • @overseasgame4706
    @overseasgame4706 3 года назад +3

    1:46 spongebob has entered the chat

  • @madmots981
    @madmots981 3 года назад +222

    Andrew is the master of crowd work.

    • @JoseAndCode
      @JoseAndCode 3 года назад +1

      Yeah i like him for it but I dont ever see him do actual stand up

    • @Rubadubrubs
      @Rubadubrubs 3 года назад +1

      He should do a crowd work special ;)

    • @madmots981
      @madmots981 3 года назад

      @@JoseAndCode I think he's got a special out...

    • @JoseAndCode
      @JoseAndCode 3 года назад +1

      @@madmots981 yeah the most recent one left a lot on the table and the other one is literally called crowd work special

    • @madmots981
      @madmots981 3 года назад

      @@JoseAndCode ok I'll have to check it out.

  • @JEPs.
    @JEPs. Год назад +1

    “I had hair” is a great response. Props Phil.

  • @tatsusama3192
    @tatsusama3192 3 года назад +228

    That gogurt line made me choke on my water😂❤️

    • @DsChelI
      @DsChelI 3 года назад +8

      A fucking can of sardines 😂

    • @khaldrogo6130
      @khaldrogo6130 3 года назад +1

      I had to google that shit. In the UK, the equivalent is Frubes lool

    • @MeatBunFul
      @MeatBunFul 2 года назад

      What water....

    • @jorgemora9538
      @jorgemora9538 9 месяцев назад

      U sure it was water? 💦

  • @theelixircraze7495
    @theelixircraze7495 3 года назад +9

    arguably one of the greatest of all time, and he's in a lane by himself.

  • @abdullahh283
    @abdullahh283 3 года назад +175

    Best comedian right now hands down! Other comedians today don't compare to him, his crowd work is fucking legendary!

  • @davidkunkle3262
    @davidkunkle3262 2 года назад +4

    Andrew is hands down the best crowd work comedian of all time in my opinion. Everything he does with the people in the crowd just seems to come so naturally and he has some of the best off the top one liners.

  • @Kazz52321
    @Kazz52321 3 года назад +41

    The all time GOAT of crowd work. So much fun to watch. Cant wait to catch a show live.

  • @TheOnlyTaps
    @TheOnlyTaps 3 года назад +46

    "They've shared everything, nothing wrong with sharing a little conejo" 😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂 bruhhhhhh

    • @Delgaberto
      @Delgaberto 3 года назад +2

      Conejo means pussy in some parts of Spain 🇪🇸 lmao

    • @MylezNevison
      @MylezNevison 3 года назад +1

      Ndeipi Tapiwa?

    • @TheOnlyTaps
      @TheOnlyTaps 3 года назад +1

      @@MylezNevison 👊🏿💯

  • @قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز
    @قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز 2 года назад +3

    Andrew is the only comedian who can advertise himself without spoiling his jokes.

  • @calibredmayrettabound7063
    @calibredmayrettabound7063 3 года назад +136

    Schulz might be the coolest white boy round

    • @akashaumeerun1739
      @akashaumeerun1739 3 года назад +55

      Shulz is a Black Woman.

    • @tamerjaber3771
      @tamerjaber3771 3 года назад +9

      @@akashaumeerun1739 grandma *

    • @splashjayy
      @splashjayy 3 года назад +5

      @@tamerjaber3771 very key distinction

    • @paulgovor
      @paulgovor 3 года назад +4

      hes a grownass men, not a boy

    • @MV-ri7zu
      @MV-ri7zu 2 года назад +1

      Boy?

  • @Shubham-np6od
    @Shubham-np6od 3 года назад +1

    Andrew is master comedian when it comes to fuckin around

  • @blakemcmahan3960
    @blakemcmahan3960 3 года назад +32

    Andrew is mad funny. Easily the best comedian out right now. I love it when he roasts the crowd. I may come to a show and just have him cook me up

    • @suckerpunchable
      @suckerpunchable 2 года назад

      Stavi better than shulz w/ the crowd work.. Stavros is on another level.

  • @franciscorando8043
    @franciscorando8043 3 года назад +1

    0:04 Claro que si URUGUAY!!! 🇺🇾

  • @yigalkatyusha
    @yigalkatyusha 3 года назад +434

    damn andrew, never fail to make me laugh, the best part is, you don't see it coming, damn

    • @rochahouse4883
      @rochahouse4883 3 года назад +9

      Idk, if its coming out like gogurt she probably has a few seconds to brace.

    • @julianbluefeather8491
      @julianbluefeather8491 3 года назад +1

      f you live in Cleveland/Akron area, please vote Nina Turner for Congress! She is the real deal and is genuinely fighting for the people! If you know anybody in the area, hit them up. Early voting going on now, Election Day is Tuesday, August 3rd

    • @yigalkatyusha
      @yigalkatyusha 3 года назад +1

      @@rochahouse4883 damn right LMAO

    • @ManiacOfYouTube
      @ManiacOfYouTube 3 года назад

      @@julianbluefeather8491 That has got to be the most creative spam I've ever seen.

  • @sicario_paintball
    @sicario_paintball 2 года назад +3

    Andrew always turns into a dolphin.

  • @usernamechecksout
    @usernamechecksout 3 года назад +36

    Andrew has only two settings: Savage and Beast Mode.

  • @bmartinez4450
    @bmartinez4450 3 года назад

    Funniest fucking comic out right now! Interacting with the crowd is genius. God bless this human being lol

  • @ayoPHREEK
    @ayoPHREEK 3 года назад +64

    Andrew's mind works in ways that make comedy easy....he mustve the life at the party growing up haha

  • @nickrodriguez9867
    @nickrodriguez9867 3 года назад

    "you fuckin (softly spoken) beast" gets me everytime

  • @rekeembelac1684
    @rekeembelac1684 3 года назад +77

    Was just ITCHING for new content.

    • @toh6261
      @toh6261 3 года назад +2

      I think they make a cream for that.

    • @nickgarcia153
      @nickgarcia153 3 года назад

      @@toh6261 lmaoooooo

  • @CluelessIndianGamer
    @CluelessIndianGamer 2 года назад +1

    "you beast brooo"😂😂😂😂

  • @Martini3inc
    @Martini3inc 3 года назад +66

    Just letting everyone know. That Phil.
    “it wasn’t me”
    Shaggy,,,,,,,circa the year 2000

  • @ernieyt7942
    @ernieyt7942 3 года назад

    This guy is freestyling this shit. So much talent!

  • @Torsan1977
    @Torsan1977 3 года назад +53

    Roasting and complementing at the same time! Great stuff! 🤣

  • @slimm7848
    @slimm7848 3 года назад +1

    Why Andrew sounded like Wax when he laughed at 1:48 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dereomiebi977
    @dereomiebi977 3 года назад +80

    Andrew on his way to Louis CK status and Patrice O'Neal too... Genius funny.. They pass Chappelle with their funny.. incredibly and stupidly funny but smart as Chappelle..
    Andrew the next GOAT man

    • @Pelanances
      @Pelanances 3 года назад +3

      He and Mark Norman are the real deal. Next Gen Legends.

    • @MylezNevison
      @MylezNevison 3 года назад +4

      He would have to stay unapologetically funny and not care about the audience feelings to reach Patrice level... My opinion is Andrew cares too much about the audience's feelings and that may be the thing that stops him from reaching goat status.

    • @nsmith3128
      @nsmith3128 3 года назад +2

      @@MylezNevison facts. Patrice did comedy completely for his own enjoyment and he just let people see it lol

  • @napstericious
    @napstericious 3 года назад +22

    I woke up my wife because I laughed so hard and still not regretting sleeping on the couch. 😂😂😂

    • @DotinAlaska
      @DotinAlaska Год назад +1

      Get a new wife tho.

    • @vdoggydogg3922
      @vdoggydogg3922 Год назад +1

      Why would ever sleep on the couch because she said so?

  • @KAOBeatbox
    @KAOBeatbox 3 года назад +19

    Holy shit Andrew MURDERED this one!
    Spat out my coffee at the dudes “I had hair” 😂🤣 amazing.

  • @Atlas302
    @Atlas302 3 года назад +1

    Just killing it with the crowd roast approach!

  • @sandocean5647
    @sandocean5647 3 года назад +83

    I'd just leave if he starts to ask where I'm form 😂(still gonna get roast even leaving the room)

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 года назад +1

      then don't go lol you've seen his material you know he will.

    • @MrPantheraUmbra
      @MrPantheraUmbra 3 года назад

      That is the reason to go!

  • @alrevolution4536
    @alrevolution4536 2 года назад

    Drew funny asf FORREAL! He's been around for awhile and he's just getting started!!!!❤️ He's only going to get better!!

  • @phildepasquale8291
    @phildepasquale8291 3 года назад +25

    This is Phil and everything is perfect! Great show.......Michaels Birthday awesome time thanks to the Man!!!

    • @miychaeolit
      @miychaeolit 3 года назад +2

      We need to know why its a sore spot for the wife about your uruguay ex. 😁

    • @davidback2144
      @davidback2144 2 года назад

      Sup, phil.

  • @AsterixInOz
    @AsterixInOz 2 года назад

    Schulz' crowd work is amazing. He know's exactly when to push and pull.

  • @jhonatancustodio4286
    @jhonatancustodio4286 3 года назад +11

    Finally someone of Uruguay

  • @MantyxGraphyx
    @MantyxGraphyx 3 года назад +1

    The toothpaste joke is what got me🤣

  • @zavensaroyan5388
    @zavensaroyan5388 3 года назад +21

    I would love to see him in person. From the waaaaay back row.

  • @nicknewport5821
    @nicknewport5821 3 года назад +1

    Andrew might be the best comedian in the planet right now, yeah I said it 💯he’s definitely the best crowd work comedian I’ve ever seen.

  • @wolfganghalusiak3318
    @wolfganghalusiak3318 3 года назад +5

    The guy beside the 'Phil in training couple' was having a blast!!
    Lovin' it.

  • @eamonshields2754
    @eamonshields2754 3 года назад +5

    1:38 - when seagulls are fighting over french fries at the beach

  • @Yojoooon
    @Yojoooon Год назад

    Videos obviously hilarious but the closing song made from the podcast 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I’m dead hah

  • @rohan2804
    @rohan2804 3 года назад +27

    The dolphin laugh strikes again 🐬🐬🐬

  • @prathamsunuwar4756
    @prathamsunuwar4756 3 года назад

    5:30 the way he said it lol 😂

  • @amercya2953
    @amercya2953 3 года назад +29

    Uruguay en la casa pa! 🇺🇾

    • @4taAfondoo
      @4taAfondoo 3 года назад +3

      Somos pocos, pero por todos lados 💪🏼

    • @fynworld
      @fynworld 3 года назад +2

      Vamo y vamo!

    • @Guiterminator
      @Guiterminator 3 года назад +1

      @@fynworld y acá estamo

  • @Quantum8shift
    @Quantum8shift 3 года назад +1

    When he said hookers, his face lit up 😆🤣

  • @sadibeats
    @sadibeats 3 года назад +4

    Damn bruhhhhhh! I'm Uruguayan and been following Andrew since the beginning and I never thought he would speak about my Country, thx Andrew, you're the best!

  • @jollygoodgordon5580
    @jollygoodgordon5580 2 года назад +1

    Hahaha gotta push at the base like toothpaste got me dead 💀

  • @yankeeintensifies
    @yankeeintensifies 3 года назад +83

    Someone get this dude a netflix special

    • @brendanriley1968
      @brendanriley1968 3 года назад +3

      Schulz Saves America 🇺🇸🔥🤣

    • @yankeeintensifies
      @yankeeintensifies 3 года назад +8

      I mean like a regular stand up special. I've seen the netflix rants they are fucking hilarous.

    • @Reaper2869
      @Reaper2869 3 года назад

      Apparently he's going to film it later this year

    • @idrinkbreastmilk2883
      @idrinkbreastmilk2883 2 года назад

      Ur racist

  • @zackdelarosa14
    @zackdelarosa14 2 года назад

    3:53 the white grandma's face though