Girl REJECTS Guy In Front Of 3000 People | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 22 июн 2022
- This poor guy in Vancouver thought he was on a first date. His “date” wasn’t feeling it… INDULGE!
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I’d be handing out business cards to the front row if I was a therapist
hahaha the best are the people who came on dates and have no idea who Andrew is.
Lmfao he destroys his crowds
That a good one 😂😂😂
@@willvr4 it happened to this mom and he said “ blame your son for this”
🤣
Andrew has to be the most geographicly educated comedian in the game🤣
you must have never heard of Dave Chappelle and Russell Peters then.
Well you also traveled around the world if you've watched his vlogs in the past, so he kind of knows
@@azm3ru517 yeah, Russell definitely more well versed in other cultures
When you're doing racial jokes, it has to come from an educated position to be funny and not offensive. Most ethnicities can laugh at themselves if it's accurate and not naïve.
100%
Andrew Schulz is the comedian equivalent of Eminem. He’s literally freestyling straight off the dome and murdering it. I’ve never seen him not own the room, ever.
You probably haven't seen Harry Mack too if you're referring to freestyling off the top. I love Eminem but Harry Mack's freestyle is on a different out of this world level.
What that guy said ^ comedian equivalent of Harry Mack
Eminem is bollocks. Winey ass voice and emo lyrics
@@ralphrubiano800 harry mack gang!!!!
Damn i thought id ne the first to answer with H.Mack 😂
A comedian that knows current affairs, different cultures, Netflix AND is carefully articulate with his humour. This guy's the whole package. Besides, only he can pull that shirt off lol.
Carefully articulate? Wdym
Seriously I like how you put that carefully articulate is actually a good way of describing it. I read every comment on the internet in Andy samberg's voice now, as though he's doing a roast and just so you, humans, If you think like Norm McDonald, and hear Andy samberg's voice in your head, and Amy Schumer steals jokes.
He actually kept that shirt on
Even a UP guy would reject you girl, he won't fuck you
no
The undisputed king of improvised comedy and public roasts.
I feel him a stav could both go for hours 😂😂
Fact, IMHO🙌
This generation
@@robrodriguez5994 what?
Facts are signed, sealed and delivered. Well also Steve Hofstetter. He's more of a heckler murder. lol It you don't know, look him up. The world needs more laughter and not being offended by everything. It's nice the "victims" go with it a play along... "If you aren't laughing, you aren't living."
Guy paid for those front row seats with his "date" to get a third party's opinion on their relationship. Now that he officially knows he's friend zoned hopefully he can move on
Probably planned ahead, booked these mid front row tickets months in advance and paid good money for em to then played it all cool like" I got these tickets for comedy, wanna go? front row no biggie, yeah I got lucky"😭
But he probably won't. He's got that yellow fever.
@@jpk9902 Yaletown is right next to Chinatown in Vancouver, he’ll find another one no problem.
hope this woke him up
I’ll see him in the gym. This video will forever be his motivation lol
Andrew's laugh is so funny.
It sounds like starting a car in freezing winter.
You mean that annoying af womanly cackle?
Funniest fake laugh lol
@@needsmoreclipping yeah but its funny as fuck 😹😹😹
I was thinking more like a dolphin without water!!! But I love him!!!
As a Taiwanese, I’m glad I’m still can find the humor in it and appreciate the essence of stand up comedy.
CURRENTLY, Taiwanese,...
Accuracy is important 😂
@@nostradamus7648 🤣🤣💀
as a Ukrainian, I can’t find anything remotely humorous about the “Asian Ukraine” analogy. neither the situation with Taiwan nor with my own country deserves a laugh in this context, considering how many people have died in this war so far, not to mention some of those people I knew, and some of them were actually my closest relatives. and it’s not like there’s nothing to laugh about in this war - we Ukrainians have a beautiful sense of humor and always find a way to make ourselves smile - but it’s not the victim suffering losses of lives and getting raped and tortured that should be the butt of the joke. the aggressor should be.
@@kasyanchik this was 4 months ago
@@farrel_ra yeah, well, but the war is still ongoing, ya know
This guy doesn't even need material. Just give him a stage and an audience and he'll kill every time.
Yeah he did a crowd work hour special. If you haven't seen it you should. You'd like it.
Observational humor at its finest. You gotta enjoy how the audience can laugh in this day at themselves, so I have faith in humanity restored a little.
he once said he cant even imagine writing jokes to a special or a show. He says that he only can make jokes while working with the crowd
@@jwec9867 it was like 35 minutes long, not an hour. But yeah it’s really good, I love how he turned a snort laugh into a queef joke😂😂
@@ViolentKknight The term "hour" is figurative not literal. Glad you liked the special.
This man just unleashed a lifetime of emotional damage on the front row in under 9 minutes.
Respect 😄💪🏼
Not sure I would be laughing but to me this isn't really laughter it's sadism. It's not morally correct but go ahead asshole as he says.
“20 minutes later”….
Emotional damaaage
@@IsraelCountryCube bro... its a comedy show...
@@IsraelCountryCube I was almost about to not laugh while reading your comment, then i saw your username
Andrew managed to summarize the dating scene in Vancouver in less than 10 mins 😂😂😂
*Andrew sees people in the front row*
"So you have chosen DEATH!"
Andrew would be the best or worst wingman ever 😂
nah, earlier you bust frienzone the better
Word 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He'd deffo take your girl
If they have no game, the worst 🤣
Gonna go with worst.
andrew the type of guy to learn about every culture to be racist more accurately
that's me
Respectful
Respectfully racist? I can deal with that lol
Culture isnt about skin color
@@allaboutthemurzic what’s ur point
One of the few comedians who can actually improv woth the audience without being awkward, and keep it going. And knows his shit. Probably the best I'd say, and you can tell some of the other comedians fake it.
Stavros Halkias
sometimes it's awkward like towards the end here lol. Remember that he only uploads the highlights. Selection bias yadayada.
The intro - that Taiwanese shit, as one one myself, found it - HILARIOUS.
Love this guy.
While I feel bad for that dude getting friend zoned, he needed to hear it. You're too old to be in that situation, especially for years, my man.
For real! I dunno about you, but after 3 months of friends if I haven't advance to something else like dating, I'm out.
This dude endured 2 years of friend zone? Yah nah. No female or male is worth that in any aspect under any circumstances
@@rwwars6948 Yep, I let it happen to me as a teenager, and that's when I learned my lesson.
I agree and he seemed sweet and was cute that’s sad she’s using him
@@Nikki-ci5ze
So being friends with someone not knowing they are interested in you because they don't dare making moves means you're using them now ? How about people just ask for what they want instead of waiting with puppy eyes for their crush to guess what's going on inside their heads ? Why waste everyone's time in a fake friendship if their only real interest is to get laid ?
@@uMaud ridiculous that people cant be friends! if im friend is interested in me and im not, how am i using them??!!
Andrew is such a clear example of how you can make fun of everyone as long as you educate yourself. " Edit" (So I spent a year listening to Andrew and I've changed my mind, that guy kinda sucks as a person.)
“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.” Mark Twain.
Bert Kriescher is the exact opposite lol he’s so uneducated and comes off so innocently dumb that he can say anything on stage about anyone
This 100 percent
@AnonymousNoname neither one of those two examples use crowd work as often or as well as Andrew and don't fit your narrative.
@@adamlassiter1296 we have the same name. That’s all I wanted to say. Have a nice day Adam
"we eat fish."
"you eat fish... you got that big off fish."
im weak
It's awesome when people can take a joke and go along with the jokes
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This man is a comedic genius. Never seen a funnier crowd interaction.
Meh
You know it’s staged ay...
@@z9Vxk just not that hilarious
Genius? This guy is a hack. Get out more.
@@ash8298 u and me have different taste in comedy. But please tell me about a better comedian.
Andrew Schulz’s laugh: 🐬🐬🐬🐬
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 killed me🤣💯
He's not laughing. He's saying cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Cracked me up every time lmao
Good one. The laugh is very porpoise-ful lol
lmao so true
His got echolocation. 😆
The guy just run away he didn’t want that smoke ahahahah 2:07
1:12 Andrew has a laugh like some weird exotic grackle.
His knowledge and understanding makes his stand up so much better.👏🏾
Dude he is 38 all his gossip is about geopolitics
@@xqdrt watch more. His crowd work is also A1.
Watch him on a podcast. He’s great with comedy (I’m a fan). He doesn’t know much of anything about the world. I like him as a comedian. He’s not got a very broad understanding of the world. And, that’s ok. He doesn’t need to. He’s a comedian.
He's quick minded as fuck
Get's him out of hot water too
It’s actually insane how good Andrew is. What’s more insane is how he doesn’t look like he’s ever thinking about the next line for more than a second, and it hits each time. Definition of a professional !
The brilliance of his laughter to cover when he's thinking about his next line :D
@@IvanSnake08 some people don’t have to think about what’s next
@@IvanSnake08his laughter is annoying and he lacks wit. This dude is not funny at all
He is the goat at audience interaction. So smooth, witty, and light hearted
The best part is that Andrew could come into a show with limited script because he bases his whole act on the audience out of whim and it’s always hilarious. That’s the talent of a great comedian.
00:30 - "Are we???" - imagine getting bodied like that after thinking you're on a date.
What SNIPPED means i don't get it😭😭😭
@@s_iiitg Circumsized
least he found out early into the show, instead of later when he tries to make a move
At least she said are we instead of we’re not like the other girl with Iranian. He’s still got a chance!
I think he was joking around to put her on the spot
My head is literally hurting from trying not to laugh, because my fiance is asleep. It took every bit of energy I had to not burst out laughing.
Don't be a simp bro you cn laugh
sir, we can't see you irl this is a comment section. You don't need to make imaginary fiances here.
@@lylechipperson3407 😂
@@lylechipperson3407 😂😂😂😂
Your hand isn’t going to get upset, just laugh.
I need to see this guy live. I love how engaged he is with the audience
ok
Man what I love about all these videos is the deep laughter coming from the crowd. When I watch other comedians, maybe 60 to 70 percent of the crowd is laughing. With Schultz, the whole crowd is laughing and they can't stop.
Because in other shows, you are invited to laugh at yourself. Here you can laugh at people in the front row. Easier.
It feels like it took forever since we saw a stand-Up CLIP from you Well DONE!
Andrew Schulz is the best example of creating connectedness through roasting.
The dude goes in on everyone and you can feel the love at the same time. That’s talent.
Yeah you can really feel the love making fun of a guy who is under the impression he's on a date..guys usually take a a friend to something he has front row for..im sure he felt connected
Lef Erikson DAY!!!!!!
“Make sure he comes back” aye Andrew a Black crowd would’ve buddy out laughing right there we picked up on that quick. You shouldn’t had to explain it pass that line. It was perfect.
90% of andrew’s comedic gold is straight up improv. Dude litteraly is just THAT funny
As much as Andrew loves to cause controversy, you have to admit that he does this shit so smoothly and with grace that everyone can't help but laugh. Hell even the white dude knew he wasn't getting laid but he held on to a little glimpse of hope and when it was destroyed he felt defeated until Andrew just told him he will eventually get that even if it takes 50 years lmao.
What are you talking about? This is hack bully bullshit
Nah Andrew said that to save face. He put that negativity out there. If it was Chapelle he would be tough on her too not just him. He roasted the dude but only said things about her country.
@@policious Yeah he could've definitely found ways to roast both ends of the friend zone. I would've saved the Taiwan annexation jokes for another Taiwanese audience member, since he was in Vancouver.
That poor dude went from loving you and laughing so hard to the fakest smile and laugh ever after you destroyed his chances with that woman haha. So good.
Bro idk why people like this guy, just makes fun of people in the audience all the time.
@@ogvamp2 cuz it’s funny. That’s funny. You’re too woke yo get cracking jokes on each other and other people. It’s a thing. Kindof healthy too. Get some.
@@ogvamp2 you sound insecure
@@thomasb3190 it’s funny if you don’t do it all the time and do it right, this guy literally just makes fun of what people look like and embarrass them.. If it was funny I wouldn’t care.
@@ogvamp2 fair. I guess I’ll compromise with you and say the specific style isn’t for everyone.
6:52
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
I almost fell off my bed.
The crowd handled well the emotional damage. This is trule comedy 😂
Andrew really just violated an entire friend group 😂
I love how he just casually shoots the shit, unscripted, says what he’s thinking in real time, no censorship!
Very refreshing! Damn I miss the late 80s/early 90s!!! Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Denis Leary, etc…
00:49 KAAGH KAAGH KAAGH KAAGH...
Fake laugh lol
I saw this live. It was so surreal, you killed at this Andrew! So special to be there live.
Schultz definitely has to be one of the smartest stand up comedians in the game , his intellect pours through his shows and makes the set THAT much more entertaining lol.
Did you finish high school?
@@edsharp1982 these people have to.
It's funny but it's not genius lol
@@edsharp1982 I did . I also have a degree in financial management. SO TF WHAT??!🤦🏽♂️😄 Lol.. Are you implying that Schultz isn't becoming a master of his craft? With so many "comedians" trying to make it in this tech age, he still manages to stand out amongst the crowd and sell out arenas...These lames aint selling out coffee shops..... Sooo...What are you really sayin my boy??
@@stupidsnek Bruh...🤦🏽♂️.. Im talking about the "intellect" he has pertaining to his Craft/Job. Idk his academic accomplishments but He's definitely Smart and if you say otherwise, you're just a hater or trolling or both ..🤷🏽♂️😒🙄🤣...
@@MrPink449 I’m saying he makes comedy for morons. Sounds like you got one of those “online degrees” lol
The One thing I would never dare to do in my life would be sitting in the front row during Andrew's Stand up.
For real.
Me too
Bro probably dropped 1K (CAD) for the front-row for something chatgpt could've easily told him
This is legit my favorite set from him. Ever. The roasting was on point!
5:38 that Chinese real estate joke flew over their heads almost as bad as China has intercepted Canada’s housing market
I appreciate the editing so we can see everything at once
Andrew is basically the skinny white Patrice O Neal
Indeed
100% Headwear. 🧢 He's good bro, I mean he's really good. But that's blasphemy!
That's a massive insult to Patrice.
Yeeeeaaaaaah no not even a little bit
The crowd comes for the comedian, so you know Andrew’s got the best crowd to interact with
He was spot on on the investment property joke. Surprised that didn't get more laughs.
Oh man, "Chinese very soon" killed me lol
"What are you Muslim/Jewish?"
Asking that to an Iranian is a risky game.
They got jewish iranians there. Fair question.
Risky game? We Iranians are gonna beings too, shit!!
Many Iranians are actually non religious...I saw blogs and they openly said they were non religious....tbh they were kind of the coolest people I have ever seen.
@@ETS186 Well they wouldn't be Iranian then if they're Jewish, right? No such thing as an Iranian Jew. They're Jewish that got booted by Khomeini for being in a land of which they don't belong, lmao.
@@sresthasibani660 iran is like israel..great number of people are non-religious like Israel and religious there as well like israel. difference israel is democracy and iran is authoritarian.
love my older comedians. Andrew coming from the new school of comedy is doing his thing. He has honed his skills these past few years. If you watch stuff from 6 yrs ago... so different... Def want to go to one of his shows.
andrew is amazing, i hope he keeps at it hes my favorite comedian of all time!!!
no
I don't think I could survive watching this man live
I once got roasted at a comedy club while I was having a bad trip. It was the worst experience. It would be an honor to get roasted by Schultz though lol.
His geography knowledge is top level...🤣
Bro I just found this guy and he is just funny asf and has the control over the crowd even when saying crazy shit I LOVE IT!
I was at this show. That man got flamed the whole time 😂 he’s def got a life long vendetta against Andrew schulz
The Walt Jr joke got me crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭
this video is about to become a certified comedy classic
😂😂 schulz is the guy but take it down a notch boobna...
@@illu3pt you’ll see in due time brotha 🙏
He's so very witty . So quick with a response it's even more genuine and funnier off the top
4:35 That Walt Jr joke killed me 😂😂
I started losing it when he told that guy not to touch him 😂😂😂💀
Schulz is the fucking GOAT at crowd work!!🤙🍻
undisputed
the real goat is patrice, thats where he gets it from
@@loopseeker
Yeah, but Patrice had actual jokes as the base. Andrew has no jokes, only crowd work.
that Walt Jr. joke had me in stitches man 😂😂😂😂😂😂
omfg i cant stop laughing. GOAT crowd work
Schulz looking like Uncle Nestor at the Christmas Party
Every time I see an Andrew Schulz stand up I think to myself 'Its going be crowd work about race/nationality/sex and its going to be the same shit like every time'... and then I cant stop laughing throughout the entirety of it
I know, everytime you expect it to be the same old jokes, he just gets you laughing out of left field
Funny enough, that’s how you KNOW he’s good
That’s all it is though. Maybe you’re an easy laugh
@@edsharp1982 bro has spammed all over the comment section, you gotta be an offended muslim
@@achalbhatt3414 he hasn’t washed his rainbow thing
Glad to see more crowd work going up! Hilarious!
One of the things that makes Andrew Schultz so great is that he's able to laugh at his own jokes during his set and it actually fits his personality and character on stage and he's one of the only people ever to be able to pull that off and it just makes them funnier and more relatable. I would say he's by far the Best comedian out there today in top three in the history ever for being on stage
The first guy was a great sport! Respect
Andrew has to be one of the funniest comedians today. He works the crowd amazingly
Nope
This was beautiful. Truly blessed to have an 8min Schulzy vid. I freakin' NEED to see him in person.
Your interactions with the crowd is amazing and outstanding!
My advice to anyone going to a Schulz comedy show: don't go if you don't have a tough skin cos he roasts people for a living... He does it well too. 🤣🤣🤣
You Phil n mayo on your chin ?
@@MR.TOYBOX You write like a 10 year old 🥴
@@mayophilip4926 I hear you suck pick like an 80 year old with no teeth !! Is that why your first name is mayonnaise??
The only comedian that can laugh at his own jokes, because his hilarious.
One of your best videos so far, I fucking loved it.
I was almost crying laughing at the end, this man is a legend
Andrew is one of the reasons I started playing Geoguessr. He's smart and creative, AND his audience can take a joke. So refreshing.
Whats geoguesse
@@NeanderthalDogma It's a game online that uses google street view. You're dropped in a location and then have to find out where you are in the world! I've learned so much about countries, capitals, and flags from playing. :)
@lillyrose6568 that sounds pretty cool actually
The poor mans got embarrassed for no reason
This is by far my favorite comedian and I wish that I could afford to go and see him one day.
That psychology degree and a dark soul sure do pay off ,love the man
absolutely killing this crowd 😭
Other Comedians: I write material throughout the year until I have a perfect hour long set.
Andrew Schulz: What's writing?
The level of which Schulz roasts people in freestyle mode is out of this world. Rare talent❤
One of the few comedians where the most expensive tickets to his shows are for the second row and the cheapest for the first 😂😂
proud of this dude for at least laughing at his friend zone
His crowd roasts are ungodly 😂
5:14 😂😂
“Knuckle it out like Walt jr.”
Andrew bringing back that freedom of speech. Jokes are funnier when there is no barriers!!
fuck i forget how fucking good he ACTUALLY was at this shit. fucking andrew man now i got to watch all the crowd work videos of you again!
This guy's crowd work is on a whole other level.
I've never wanted to see someone's show more than this guys
That atheist Muslim joke was the highlight of this event 😂💥
My 2 favorite comedians of all time. Patrice O'Neal and this guy
Facts!
@Thomas and freedom of speech
Patrice was a genius... This hack, not so much.
@@ash8298 How do you call someone that is doing great crowd work a hack
@@longjohnsilver8560 I don't agree that this guy does great crowd work.
Andrew's Killing it. As always
Andrew simply doesn’t miss!! So good