Charlie Reads You Creepy Texts For 2 Hours | MoistCr1tikal

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @Mayyo_nais
    @Mayyo_nais 4 месяца назад +750

    It’s actually insane how all of these blend together. These texts sound like 2 hours of the same person.

    • @claytonkoubek5206
      @claytonkoubek5206 28 дней назад +12

      Almost as if what is invoking this behavior is one being

    • @snowglyphs8767
      @snowglyphs8767 19 дней назад +1

      Yes, because there's only one person covering all the creepy text messages, no?

    • @shaunaw.z
      @shaunaw.z 15 дней назад +23

      @@snowglyphs8767 lets use our comprehension skills

    • @megamanx1291
      @megamanx1291 8 дней назад

      😂😂​@@shaunaw.z

    • @austinb1971
      @austinb1971 7 дней назад

      @@claytonkoubek5206 say it louder for the people in the back

  • @theburgerman
    @theburgerman 4 месяца назад +5991

    Thought it'd be good background audio for playing games. Never have I had to alt tab so many times just to pause it so I can recover from these texts, I'm only 6 minutes in.

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 4 месяца назад +116

      I'll have to try playing games with this later

    • @LandonMink
      @LandonMink 4 месяца назад +122

      Charlie is the only background audio I use for games tbh
      Unless it's war thunder

    • @VioletMilks
      @VioletMilks 4 месяца назад +88

      Should have watched those story time videos, I was playing games and then all of a sudden I hear Harley Quinn fart porn 😭😭
      Had to skip to the next section so fast

    • @fierceplumber
      @fierceplumber 4 месяца назад

      @@bigjalapeno7061 im doing it rn, trying to look for games to buy as well so any suggestions would be cool

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 4 месяца назад +28

      @@VioletMilks Lol what the hell

  • @ohpleasenotthesandal3139
    @ohpleasenotthesandal3139 3 месяца назад +408

    Hearing Charlie’s voice every now and then during the first guy kept me tethered to reality before I drifted too far.

    • @reese5825
      @reese5825 2 месяца назад +14

      he's very good at bringing people back to reality i think

    • @felathar1985
      @felathar1985 Месяц назад +3

      hahah your coment is great.

  • @DanG_98
    @DanG_98 4 месяца назад +2367

    Bro. That first guy... im exhausted.
    That last message; i thought it was almost over, then i see there are 2 and half minutes left of him speaking.

    • @lvcifxr
      @lvcifxr 4 месяца назад +41

      right? lmaooo

    • @nicoledyble2442
      @nicoledyble2442 4 месяца назад +141

      I think he just loves the sound of his own voice. It just never ends.

    • @skeleton1_goose8
      @skeleton1_goose8 4 месяца назад +57

      It terrifies me how similar I am to him. I wonder if I really do act that pretentious... fuck. Like I at least don't brag about my height or fitness (cause there is nothing to brag about) but still doesn't help that I am similar to him in the first place.

    • @luck2626
      @luck2626 4 месяца назад +103

      @@skeleton1_goose8 Im incredibly sorry to hear that

    • @benjaminqmorris
      @benjaminqmorris 4 месяца назад +82

      @@skeleton1_goose8 if this guy reeled this shit in 80% and didn't think so much of himself and what he deserves and so little of women, he'd probably be a chill normal guy. if you're also on the spectrum and trying to learn how to be likable from other people (been there) then the only advice i can give is that people care way more about authenticy than what charisma on command or a romantic lead would act/sound like, and they HATE being made to feel like you're trying to trick them into liking you (that's why the kelse thing gets under your skin so awfully). the fact that you're even thinking about this probably shows that you're at least one rung down from whatever he has going on, so don't be too hard on yourself, and im here if u wanna talk about it.

  • @Dskinny23
    @Dskinny23 4 месяца назад +1215

    "Big feet...." Charlie "You're scaring me....."
    Is one of the funniest things I've seen lol.

    • @tiimcowboi
      @tiimcowboi 2 месяца назад +13

      Yeah he’s scaring me too 😨

    • @lovelessmik5127
      @lovelessmik5127 2 месяца назад +48

      "big shoes, see if you know what that means babydoll" is the most terrifying thing u can receive from a voice note from a dude you DON'T KNOW

    • @Zach.e907
      @Zach.e907 Месяц назад +18

      It’s the look on his face as he says it 😂

    • @Godemporerofthegays
      @Godemporerofthegays Месяц назад

      2:06:10 5’6”?! Fuck man, I’m 5’5”…

    • @cat-mn2op
      @cat-mn2op Месяц назад +3

      Yes it is 😂😂

  • @AwkCrafty
    @AwkCrafty 4 месяца назад +1751

    That first guy had me feeling as sick as a frail Victorian child

    • @dookiepost
      @dookiepost 4 месяца назад +133

      Shucks I was just singing to a bunch of senior citizens 👉👈😃 pretty heckin wholesome

    • @dreadmonkey6811
      @dreadmonkey6811 4 месяца назад +26

      With small pox

    • @devina1100
      @devina1100 3 месяца назад +13

      Great sentence lol I'm gonna use it!😊

    • @colinbash
      @colinbash 3 месяца назад +4

      armenian cory

    • @Buzzbuzz-c7z
      @Buzzbuzz-c7z 3 месяца назад

      Americans are so weird

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 4 месяца назад +769

    The one time I had a grown man actually go way past an appropriate line he also kept apologizing but kept doing it. They aren't really apologizing, they are trying to pretend like they are self aware so that if you call them out after the fact they are like "what I said I know it's weird, why are YOU weird"

    • @Ahayeahishere
      @Ahayeahishere 4 месяца назад +92

      Yeah you just hit the head on the nail. Haha, im so sorry, i wanted to be funny. I know im weird, but thats just me -_= lol im a weirdo. But cute, a cute weirde. Maybe potentionally your cute weirdo? Hahah forget it, just joking..or no ;) im sooooo sorry if this i weird but i feel like your energy matches mine so well and i know what im worth😮 i have big sock baby girl 😅

    • @francisthesadcat1406
      @francisthesadcat1406 4 месяца назад +16

      Lmao​@@Ahayeahishere

    • @who_the_absolute_fuck_is_benji
      @who_the_absolute_fuck_is_benji 4 месяца назад

      @@Ahayeahisheretf even is this

    • @abzter29
      @abzter29 4 месяца назад +30

      when i was 16 i had a guy BEG me to take the train across the city (like 2/2.5hrs) because “sorry im just rlly horny rn sorry ik im being weird i cant help it”
      we had been talking for about 10 minutes lmfaoo

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 3 месяца назад +19

      @@who_the_absolute_fuck_is_benji He's satirizing the way those dudes act.

  • @olivecatzz
    @olivecatzz 4 месяца назад +1210

    “Big feet..so you know what that means babydoll big socks haha” HELP WHAT IS THIS IM GONNA KMS. CHARLIES REACTION IS ME BRO 16:57

    • @Haybill1224
      @Haybill1224 4 месяца назад +55

      It caught me so off guard 💀

    • @thestraightedgee
      @thestraightedgee 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mekenna6214
      @mekenna6214 4 месяца назад +45

      i had a full body reaction

    • @bust3rboi540
      @bust3rboi540 4 месяца назад +19

      YOOO 😂😂😂 'why... would you do that?'

    • @NoFaceTsu
      @NoFaceTsu 3 месяца назад +40

      “Your scaring me”😭😭😭 I literally came to the comments to quote this. So glad I seen this comment

  • @areniag
    @areniag 3 месяца назад +438

    The first one with the voice recording kinda felt like when a villain kidnaps the main character and tells the whole plan and reason why he's doing this

  • @elcar5468
    @elcar5468 4 месяца назад +515

    First guy reminds me of the Rick And Morty scene where Morty takes Jessica out to dinner and became high in charisma but low in social awareness because of a sci-fi machine so she just found him super crazy the whole time.

  • @just_risa6249
    @just_risa6249 4 месяца назад +245

    "You might have heard of them..Metallica" had me rolling 6:50

  • @ILoveMyMalinois
    @ILoveMyMalinois 4 месяца назад +2075

    Cringe chats are some of my favourite Charlie content

    • @Love2Musgrave
      @Love2Musgrave 4 месяца назад +19

      Same

    • @fettuccine9896
      @fettuccine9896 4 месяца назад +39

      The 2nd hand embarrassment hits like a truck but it’s too good

    • @abominati0n
      @abominati0n 4 месяца назад +12

      he needs to relapse (he wld call it an addiction xD)

    • @sandwhich17
      @sandwhich17 4 месяца назад +8

      This and douchetubers lol

    • @yeamagicc
      @yeamagicc 4 месяца назад +1

      It is my favorite 😂

  • @GoodNight0wl
    @GoodNight0wl 4 месяца назад +805

    Man, having a friend for seven years only to find out that it all was a lie. That's just so sad, it's unreal.

    • @boris123cool
      @boris123cool 4 месяца назад +32

      i actully had that kind of experience but for me its 2 year rather then 7

    • @daedragroz8346
      @daedragroz8346 4 месяца назад +29

      Yea bigger lie that the fridge was.

    • @GeeMachine
      @GeeMachine 4 месяца назад

      @@daedragroz8346 4:43 4:43 4:43 4:44 4:44 4:44 4:44 4:45 4:46 4:46 4:46 4:46 4:46 4:47 4:47 4:47 4:47 4:47 4:32 4:34 4:34 4:34 4:35 4:35 4:35 4:35 4:35 4:36 4:36 4:36 4:36 4:36

    • @neonq9202
      @neonq9202 4 месяца назад +67

      That's the type of stuff that permenantly ruins human connections for people. 😔

    • @geral2243
      @geral2243 4 месяца назад

      That's why women shouldnt be friends with men, just gay men lol

  • @kelseylaurent
    @kelseylaurent 4 месяца назад +854

    Ngl when he shouted kelseyyyyyyy my heart dropped 😂

    • @UnderwaterShadow
      @UnderwaterShadow 4 месяца назад +2

      You obviously dont know the definition of “randomly” lol

    • @kelseylaurent
      @kelseylaurent 4 месяца назад +36

      ​@@UnderwaterShadowoopies

    • @dantepadilla1742
      @dantepadilla1742 3 месяца назад +110

      Kelsayyyyyy!!
      I saw your RUclips account and thought I'd shoot my shot haha 😅 unrelated I hit 80 second planks and have rippling abs and I'm blindingly handsome, not to forget I'm a REAL catch because in so cute😊 also big feet (you know what that means baby doll 😉 😜 ☺) big socks...

    • @LongLivePutin4ever
      @LongLivePutin4ever 3 месяца назад +14

      Neckbeards cant help to correct 😭

    • @seaofbeer13
      @seaofbeer13 3 месяца назад +21

      Kelseyyyyy!!! I have big hands!!!

  • @chaislaw5014
    @chaislaw5014 4 месяца назад +354

    The cringe from the first one was so overwhelming i had to take breaks. He sounded like he downed 3 vodka an red bull , took a line of coke then just let loose. Listening to him was physically painful.

    • @lumynous7816
      @lumynous7816 3 месяца назад +12

      mentally as well ;-;

    • @mao7
      @mao7 3 месяца назад

      @@chaislaw5014 he still replies in the original video's comments too. Lacking self awareness of course. Fuckin serial killer type

    • @Mynameisdarkxxo
      @Mynameisdarkxxo 3 месяца назад +16

      Im convinced he’s not sober 😭

    • @k-sf1ld
      @k-sf1ld 2 месяца назад +31

      aw, come on guys. he was just letting his inner quirk out! ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ
      yes, he's a LITTLE silly... but that's the charm of it, right?
      haha, ha... okay, i guess not. i probably sound so stupid right now (; ; )
      ...sorry, i'm not usually such a baka >n

    • @The_Shy_Guy.
      @The_Shy_Guy. 2 месяца назад +7

      Tryna focus in a game with that shit in my ear was impossible lmao😂

  • @tarantulady
    @tarantulady 2 месяца назад +133

    First dude is so fucking fascinated with himself.

    • @ririfandomcollector
      @ririfandomcollector 2 месяца назад +25

      Him acting ‘self conscious’ yet not even really explaining why he’s talking to the girl and instead talks abt himself continuously

    • @Unhinged_capybara
      @Unhinged_capybara Месяц назад +13

      @@ririfandomcollectorno seriously I was so confused like why is guy talking so much about himself to a complete stranger

  • @ssssuhhhhh3364
    @ssssuhhhhh3364 4 месяца назад +511

    without my glasses and being half asleep he really does look like keanu reeves

    • @BigBoomi22
      @BigBoomi22 4 месяца назад +36

      If he had a bit shorter hair it would be uncanny

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 4 месяца назад +2

      Lol

    • @sarahkelly6139
      @sarahkelly6139 4 месяца назад +1

      Reaaaaallll

    • @spongyafiu2138
      @spongyafiu2138 4 месяца назад +4

      I squinted my eye and i immediately saw it

    • @mathewgeorge4233
      @mathewgeorge4233 3 месяца назад +12

      What’s even more funnier is that he has the weapons that John Wick would have

  • @hannahl5838
    @hannahl5838 3 месяца назад +63

    The first guy is so intrinsically interesting. He keeps telling her that he feels insecure looking for her to comfort him, whether he knows what he’s doing or not, that is an interesting way to begin a “relationship” he just keep going, obviously looking for her to say “no no no you’re not embarrassing yourself it’s sweet” etc. he is trying to begin a relationship by acting incredibly clingy and insecure. So weird. And he just keeps going.
    I understand a lot of the creeps on here during their meltdowns. I have BPD and I experience splitting, although I control it much better than some of them. But I would never ever ever do that to someone who I didn’t know for a long time and feel comfortable with. And when I split, I never insult them, never say anything beyond “hey I’m feeling x and y is why” and maybe some times I do text too much, and bombard people, but I’m working on it. I haven’t done it in a while because I’ve been working on healing myself instead of creating more wounds.

    • @tiffanyh629
      @tiffanyh629 14 часов назад

      At first I thought the first guy was _kinda_ adorably quirky and then he veered into "you thought that was appropriate to say to someone you just met???" territory. Very interesting case...

  • @TwentyOneBunSalute
    @TwentyOneBunSalute 4 месяца назад +146

    The guy lying about feeding the ducks is some Curious George type shit lol

  • @olivecatzz
    @olivecatzz 4 месяца назад +226

    “6ft… no one has dated me for my abs and hair..80sec side planks..” WHO DOES BRO THINK HE IS OH MY GOD NO WOMAN IN HISTORY FINDS THIS ATTRACTIVE 16:28

    • @whollitrolli
      @whollitrolli 4 месяца назад +21

      Clearly stating he's bald with a belly 💀

    • @firegator6853
      @firegator6853 3 месяца назад +13

      Classic complaint from people who get rejected "women only like 6ft men" i dont think i have seen a 6ft man and a woman couple in my life

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics 2 месяца назад +2

      @@firegator6853I knew a 6ft guy who slept around (I knew the women he slept with) but he never had a girlfriend

    • @majinxace6897
      @majinxace6897 Месяц назад +3

      I legit thought people like that were myths 💀💀

  • @malachi1974
    @malachi1974 4 месяца назад +99

    In the second story, the female friend deserves a shout out for her emotional intelligence. She handled that situation like a champ. Legend.

    • @Erikkef
      @Erikkef 4 месяца назад +11

      So much patience to not completely lose her mind at how ridiculously awful that dude was being

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics 2 месяца назад +6

      Agreed, though he kinda lost the right of communication when he started saying weird shit about his D size and her boyfriend.

  • @KarvyKlaugs
    @KarvyKlaugs 4 месяца назад +238

    Treat your kids right, value the relationship you have with your kids instead of prioritizing what other people would think of how you raise your kids
    Being a good parent prevents a lot of these insecurities and emotional instablility

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 4 месяца назад +3

      Sounds about right

    • @mao7
      @mao7 4 месяца назад +13

      I took the easy way: just not have kids.
      Fuckin broke up with my long term ex who wanted kids. Not me no sirree

    • @firegator6853
      @firegator6853 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@mao7fair, kids is a giant important responsibility, if you don't want kids i dont think its even SLIGHTLY worth it to force yourself into it and have wallet and responsibility insecurities for...the rest of your life, better break up

    • @UselessShyte
      @UselessShyte 3 месяца назад

      What? I love the dudes that climb up on a soapbox NO MATTER the tropic.
      THANKS RUclips JESUS!!! Can you come down off your cross now? We need the wood.

  • @leeterryjr
    @leeterryjr 4 месяца назад +149

    They use a reverse image search to search for photos they get from your profile and find any other profiles with the same photo on any other platforms. You should avoid using the photos you use on your dating profiles on any social media accounts to help avoid that.

    • @envynotgreed9152
      @envynotgreed9152 4 месяца назад +19

      Noted

    • @TheHalloween_Jack
      @TheHalloween_Jack 2 месяца назад +13

      Wouldn't have even thought of that. Wild stuff. Thanks for letting folks know, though!

    • @alysonwonderland96
      @alysonwonderland96 2 месяца назад +7

      Underrated comment 🙏🏻

    • @UnderwaterShadow
      @UnderwaterShadow 2 месяца назад +2

      It doesn’t have to be the same photo though, any photo that they run through will bring back results with similar facial features. You’d have to change your whole facial features lol

    • @alysonwonderland96
      @alysonwonderland96 2 месяца назад +2

      @@UnderwaterShadow 🧢

  • @Ein_Jello04
    @Ein_Jello04 3 месяца назад +55

    The fact that the first guy was multi texting AND sending like 3 minute audio messages just fcking kills me

  • @spathotan
    @spathotan 4 месяца назад +956

    First dude is cringe for real, but you can tell he's very socially awkward and probably an introvert forcing himself out of his comfort zone. A good starting point for being a serial killer.

    • @TheDavidish
      @TheDavidish 4 месяца назад +227

      Wasn’t expecting the last sentence LMFAO

    • @yelhsasokolova8561
      @yelhsasokolova8561 4 месяца назад +56

      I seriously used to know a guy just like him and his voice even sounds eerily similar, it's horrifying 😂

    • @Zapdos97
      @Zapdos97 4 месяца назад +107

      I'm an introvert that's socially awkward and I'm not like this lol

    • @t3nchy
      @t3nchy 4 месяца назад +40

      He talks like a serial killer from a Hallmark movie.

    • @lilboat420
      @lilboat420 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Zapdos97ig ur a serial killer as well

  • @Chesnutthouse
    @Chesnutthouse 4 месяца назад +219

    guy was so used to being shut down and defending himself that when she was actually down to be a trad wife he panicked and went defensive anyway

    • @ShadowKamehameha32
      @ShadowKamehameha32 Месяц назад +17

      Not even that. He never actually wanted a "tradwife" just a woman he could control/abuse .

  • @dasani.like.the.water.
    @dasani.like.the.water. 3 месяца назад +53

    The first guy reminds me SO MUCH of one of my exes. He was 30 when I was like 19 and very toxic and manipulative. He was very odd, poor Kelsey having to endure that

    • @Breeadtalk
      @Breeadtalk 2 месяца назад +6

      Oh god, same! I was 20 and he was 27 so not that big of an age gap as you but he thinks he’s so interesting and intelligent, it really does become pathetic after a while 😂

    • @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx
      @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx Месяц назад +1

      @@Breeadtalknot that big??? he was able to say "back in my day to u"
      like he would remember holding u as a baby if tht happened

    • @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx
      @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx Месяц назад

      @@Breeadtalkim sorry u went through tht

    • @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx
      @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx Месяц назад

      im so sorry :(

    • @vmofu7317
      @vmofu7317 3 дня назад +1

      Bro thats not a relationship… Thats a crime

  • @Kyla8132
    @Kyla8132 4 месяца назад +287

    Truly the bedtime stories of all time.

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 4 месяца назад +9

      I'm definitely listening to this to wind down

    • @davidabbondandolo831
      @davidabbondandolo831 4 месяца назад +4

      lmao i love to listen to charlie to sleep but i cant sleep to the cringe messages gotta put on something else of his the cringe keeps me awake

  • @rameseXII4153
    @rameseXII4153 4 месяца назад +655

    Spoilers: Charlie reads his own texts for 2 hours

    • @kullanturner2555
      @kullanturner2555 4 месяца назад +25

      I hope this gets more likes. Thank you for the laugh

    • @boris123cool
      @boris123cool 4 месяца назад +34

      biggest plot twist of the centuray

    • @Alberto-wu1mj
      @Alberto-wu1mj 4 месяца назад +5

      Best comment.

    • @kannyesouth
      @kannyesouth 4 месяца назад +9

      ts so funny 😭😭😭 ill like ur comment next week fs

    • @appleboss9742
      @appleboss9742 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@kannyesouthThis made me giggle, imma follow you home

  • @dirkwillhurtya4977
    @dirkwillhurtya4977 4 месяца назад +65

    1:56 these messages give off the same energy as those awkward tik toks of people doing the cringe indie visual novel sprite idle animations

  • @purp13phox29
    @purp13phox29 4 месяца назад +59

    Hmm wonder if anyone has ever told that first guy to “stfu”. Because I’ve been doing that the entire video and he isn’t even talking to me.

  • @jesseseehawer5840
    @jesseseehawer5840 Месяц назад +14

    Bro definitely take notes. Do side planks, wear big socks, sing to old people, feed ducks, creep on strangers and overshare and you'll just win hearts.

  • @kellyalves756
    @kellyalves756 4 месяца назад +68

    Cat wandering around in the background like “ Lord, he’s at it again.”

  • @jaybane_2006
    @jaybane_2006 4 месяца назад +61

    16:53 The cut to Charlie's face. LMAO.

  • @mao7
    @mao7 4 месяца назад +152

    The first guy sounded like he had a manic episode. Probably needs to see a psychiatrist

    • @p_owlow
      @p_owlow 4 месяца назад +35

      That whole segment about going to the park and feeding the ducks just confirmed he wasn’t okay.
      People gotta be careful with those dating apps. Those sites only attract the people you wouldn’t want in a relationship….

    • @p1x1ee
      @p1x1ee 4 месяца назад +3

      me

    • @pedrocardoso8982
      @pedrocardoso8982 4 месяца назад +18

      if you go to charlie's vídeo he still in the comments responding to everyone lmao

    • @pedrocardoso8982
      @pedrocardoso8982 3 месяца назад

      @@mao7 his username is dazedandconfused86, he even replied to me lol

    • @klausd.6285
      @klausd.6285 3 месяца назад +1

      But he said he was already in therapy.

  • @LargeHomie67874
    @LargeHomie67874 3 месяца назад +47

    16:59 you’re scaring me😂😂😂

  • @jaykirizz219
    @jaykirizz219 4 месяца назад +44

    “Be with an alpha like me! A real man! Who cries when he texts!” 😂😂😂 Charlie has me dyyyinnnggg

  • @Marryjanesbud
    @Marryjanesbud 4 месяца назад +66

    I fell asleep watching Berserk & woke up to this

    • @tristanmiller2593
      @tristanmiller2593 2 месяца назад +9

      Whole different kind of apostles here, instead of a demon form they just become a cringy text spirit w a phone

  • @alexcogan8752
    @alexcogan8752 4 месяца назад +32

    I have a kid in my class who acts and talks just like that. They try to act so self aware and quirky for no reason. I don't know if they think they're in an anime or think it's funny

  • @Respected-Bandit
    @Respected-Bandit 4 месяца назад +55

    Good lord I thought I didn't know how to talk to wonen but after listening to the first 20 minutes I feel very confident in myself.

  • @williameast5144
    @williameast5144 4 месяца назад +29

    Finally hit that point where I can’t remember all these videos and am coming back to rewatch. 2 hours of unhinged psychotic behavior with Charlie to guide me along the way hits the spot.

  • @MattCurrieImprov
    @MattCurrieImprov 2 месяца назад +16

    1:07:19 “Skibidibe bop doo wop I can Jandle” 😂 this needs to become an actual word. I think it should be something adjacent to what you were talking about 😂

  • @ilovethecrookedmann
    @ilovethecrookedmann 3 месяца назад +17

    “This isn’t flirting this is just blurting” love this lol

  • @Stones420McGee
    @Stones420McGee 4 месяца назад +81

    How tf have I never seen that first video that's some of Charlie's best commentary 😂

    • @mybaIIz
      @mybaIIz 4 месяца назад +17

      Mr. Plumf and Mrs. Plumfette are truly peak cringe

  • @yungcrucifix4457
    @yungcrucifix4457 4 месяца назад +36

    First guy wears a fedora and that SpongeBob shirt to perform for 80 year olds

  • @bstubbzgaming9794
    @bstubbzgaming9794 3 месяца назад +29

    The “giving the ugly girl a chance” has became a npc dialogue

  • @KoraMoi
    @KoraMoi Месяц назад +8

    "fellow neurodivergent super cool uhm gregarious happy vibes" he used all his brain power to come up with those jumble of words😭🙏

  • @smolsowo1415
    @smolsowo1415 Месяц назад +7

    When the first guy began to talk within those two voicemails, I got so overwhelmed of the sudden yet constant switches in 20 different topics to the point my head began to feel numb and all thoughts just left me 😭 I couldn’t even keep track of most of what he had said, especially when my head started to hurt, good lord.

  • @Nimblescape
    @Nimblescape 4 месяца назад +52

    ngl, if I was going to my gf's for dinner, and found out the choice of meal changed from porkchops to chicken and macncheese, I would be STOKED bro

    • @sasmoz1393
      @sasmoz1393 4 месяца назад +9

      Real shit

    • @cromchychipdip5982
      @cromchychipdip5982 3 месяца назад +12

      Literally the "WOOOO YEAH BABY" meme comes to mind! Chicken and mac n cheese, plus some green beans on the side? That's heaven on a plate.
      Also, if my partner went through the effort of making a meal and wanted to share it with me, I would appreciate that no matter what. It could be the most inedible, burnt to a crisp, unappetizing, dubious food on the planet and I would thank them for it, maybe help them make something we can both enjoy. I wouldn't be throwing a hissy fit and breaking up with them just because something happened out of their control. It's like these people just don't like their partners at all!

    • @louieronay536
      @louieronay536 3 месяца назад +4

      @@cromchychipdip5982 u type like that dude from the first video

    • @cromchychipdip5982
      @cromchychipdip5982 3 месяца назад +9

      @@louieronay536 Kinda yeah lol! I was honestly just being a lil dramatic, but the point still stands. I'm autistic and food is a big issue for me, so I just wanted to put in my two cents for the people who want to give the guy the benefit of the doubt because "what if he's autistic?" It's just not an excuse to be cruel to someone you're supposed to care about.
      (Also, I really like your Pim profile pic!)

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony Месяц назад

      ​@@cromchychipdip5982For me, my autism makes mac n cheese activate my gag reflex, so that would be a no-go for me. I can't imagine a theoretical partner would want to see me hurling over their cooking. What I would've done in the scenario is profusely apologize, and try to work out a new option. If your partner solely has mac n cheese and zero other food, maybe offer to run to the grocery store. Even if you have a disease that makes mac n cheese kill you, you don't have to act this way. Good Lord.

  • @hr-hq8ji
    @hr-hq8ji 4 месяца назад +47

    15:06 he doesn’t stop talking. Like dude stafu. I think he should just date himself since he loves to hear himself talk lol

    • @teambmedia2765
      @teambmedia2765 4 месяца назад +17

      If he loved himself he wouldn’t be seeking approval from hundreds of uninterested women

  • @jordankees8851
    @jordankees8851 4 месяца назад +29

    That first guy is giving serious Andy Bernard from The Office vibes. Dear God

    • @m7b5-c8h
      @m7b5-c8h 2 месяца назад

      He wishes

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu 2 месяца назад +2

      The Nard Dog ... 😮

    • @m7b5-c8h
      @m7b5-c8h 2 месяца назад +2

      @@ReizokoRyu rrrrrridit dit ditooooo

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony Месяц назад

      At least Andy Bernard was written to be somewhat charming. This guy feels like a discount Andy Bernard written by a talentless hack on coke and played by a plank of wood with nails in it.

  • @fredboi7095
    @fredboi7095 4 месяца назад +94

    every time this guy says "fuck" or "fucking" it sounds like he's saying it for the first time ever, he puts his whole chest into pronouncing every syllable

  • @57-889
    @57-889 4 месяца назад +21

    I have never appreciated getting youtube ads until watching these compilations

  • @thecinders
    @thecinders 4 месяца назад +21

    if a guy wants a trad wife without being a trad husband... they dont want a trad wife, they want to be coddled by a mother that does everything for them.

  • @issameanbean5609
    @issameanbean5609 Месяц назад +10

    @16:53 “you’re scaring me” 😂

  • @BobbyJ_1
    @BobbyJ_1 3 месяца назад +16

    16:57 one of my absolute favorite moments in any Charlie video. The way he says he's scaring him always gets me😂

  • @emilymensen139
    @emilymensen139 4 месяца назад +31

    The first one is your average VR chat player 💀

  • @stevenadel6141
    @stevenadel6141 4 месяца назад +46

    Finally. Now, I can eat. Thank you

  • @Charles-sr9jq
    @Charles-sr9jq 4 месяца назад +36

    Hahahaha: "7 years betting on the wrong horse". Made me laugh...

  • @GilfordEurig
    @GilfordEurig 4 месяца назад +22

    First guy felt like the whole 2 hours jesus christ

  • @bonyeni
    @bonyeni 2 месяца назад +22

    22:08 and isn’t it so fitting this guy hates cats- animals that characteristically set boundaries

    • @stacieknock5828
      @stacieknock5828 Месяц назад +3

      🏆

    • @Sakkaz
      @Sakkaz Месяц назад +3

      For real, and that tells me all I need about this guy. I love cats bro

    • @cestlavee222
      @cestlavee222 Месяц назад

      its because he cant train cats to lick his junk with peanut butter! 😋

  • @UselessShyte
    @UselessShyte 3 месяца назад +17

    And what woman CANT fall in love with a guy who says f**k 322 times In a voice memo?
    Plus, he said “Redonkulous”…….. WHY IS THIS MAN NOT MARRIED?

  • @Pannadrome
    @Pannadrome 4 месяца назад +17

    8:23 this dude heard confidence is key and hit Mach 3 with it 😂😂

  • @natblah111
    @natblah111 4 месяца назад +17

    the inhale at 10:14 from forgetting to breathe during word vomit

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu 2 месяца назад

      Omg. I didn't even catch that lmfao. What a blabbermouth loser. Jesus Christ...

  • @rcoderprogramming7727
    @rcoderprogramming7727 4 месяца назад +66

    This caused me physical pain.
    Loved it

  • @Akiku2
    @Akiku2 4 месяца назад +22

    I have a more powerful phrase than "I have a boyfriend". It goes like this: "sorry, I'm aroace."

  • @BackdoorSurprise
    @BackdoorSurprise 4 месяца назад +10

    I love how guys like this are the kind of people to say women are sensitive and operate solely on emotion while at the same having mental breakdowns when they’re told no.

  • @pgfatty7099
    @pgfatty7099 4 месяца назад +23

    Technical foul indeed a Redonkulous is WILD lmao

  • @cobbb6671
    @cobbb6671 4 месяца назад +15

    I love when dad reads me stories for bed

  • @kreamysoda
    @kreamysoda 4 месяца назад +45

    I remember watching most of these a long while ago, damn it hurts to rewatch lol
    Love these compilations! Good to remember the older shit

    • @bobbooker1948
      @bobbooker1948 4 месяца назад +3

      I really want new material, cringe content is my favorite

  • @Chunk_McSniffer
    @Chunk_McSniffer 16 дней назад +3

    Anytime I think I'm creepy and awkward I watch one of these videos, and immediately feel better about myself. How these people exist is beyond me.

  • @TheRealBoomslice
    @TheRealBoomslice 4 месяца назад +19

    I think the first guy was going for the "we've already known each other forever" technique. The problem is hes just more goofy than relatable.

    • @mao7
      @mao7 3 месяца назад

      @@TheRealBoomslice bro you don't know the first of it. He's still replying to comments on the original video to this day. Fucking unhinged, delusional, and lacking self awareness. Apparently he's suing the woman

  • @starr.empress2
    @starr.empress2 4 месяца назад +13

    16:50 i was listening to this half asleep and when i tell you i literally flinched awake

  • @MarsellusWallace2024
    @MarsellusWallace2024 Месяц назад +5

    14:57 Everything about this dude screams “I’m Brian Griffin”

  • @bassimprovjams3772
    @bassimprovjams3772 Месяц назад +5

    I never realized how much Charlie cracks me up, he has a way with funny words and descriptions been listening to these for about 2 days now lol

  • @konkami7021
    @konkami7021 4 месяца назад +11

    i grew my eyes and ears to watch charlie

  • @SchizophrenicCathy
    @SchizophrenicCathy 3 месяца назад +8

    Wanna hear something REALLY creepy? Now, I have reactive and fasting hypoglycemia. Basically, my pancreas goes nuts and randomly pumps out a bunch of insulin, causing my blood sugar crash. I have a blood sugar monitor. If you don't know how they work, you prick your finger and put a drop of blood on a test strip that's inserted into the meter, and it'll tell you what your blood sugar is.
    I had a friend who was a guy. He apparently had a crush on me. He seemed normal at first. And one day, we were hanging out at his place. My blood sugar crashes. I test it, then throw the bloody test strip away.
    This guy apparently had a crush on me, and eventually started calling and emailing me DOZENS of times a day (this was before the days of cell phones). So I kinda was like... Okay, this turned nuts fast and I told him I wasn't interested in him that way. He even showed up at my house a couple times without an invitation or warning me he was coming over
    Anyway, one day, he was trying to explain his "love" for me. Then, he told me he was so dedicated to me, he confessed that the day I tested my blood sugar at his house, he later TOOK MY TEST STRIP OUT OF HIS GARBAGE SO HE COULD ALWAYS HAVE A PIECE OF ME WITH HIM. Yeah. He kept a piece of plastic with my BLOOD in it and KEPT IT IN HIS WALLET. I was like, "Uhhh... You gotta go." He thought keeping my blood with him was NORMAL! NO! IT'S NOT! Anyway, he persisted and persisted for a good month and would NOT take NO for an answer. I eventually had to threaten him with a restraining order to get him to finally accept that I WAS NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM. He left me alone after that. For a long time, I wonder if he still kept that bloody test strip. 🤢

  • @Sand_ism
    @Sand_ism 2 месяца назад +7

    the first guy seemed so friendly and nice but he just had it all wrong because he’s just a desperate dude. kinda felt bad for him

  • @Hyena_Times
    @Hyena_Times 2 месяца назад +9

    I can smell the fedora the guy is wearing on the first one

    • @nhesyi
      @nhesyi 2 месяца назад +3

      YAELOKRE FAN SPOTTED

  • @BladeDevil
    @BladeDevil 4 месяца назад +23

    pmo = Piss me off. I figured that out in 3 seconds despite never seeing it before lmao.

    • @p0laris813
      @p0laris813 4 месяца назад

      It took me a while to get it, because I was listening while playing a game. I thought it was UPMO until I saw the screen. 😀

    • @johnwayne0
      @johnwayne0 3 месяца назад +3

      Peorn, master baiting, and organism

    • @tbgtabias
      @tbgtabias 2 месяца назад

      haven't finished the video but thought
      pmo was "put me on"

    • @p0laris813
      @p0laris813 2 месяца назад +2

      @@tbgtabias 🎵"Put on meeeee
      (Put on me)
      Put me onnnn
      (Put on me)
      I'll be gone
      Hopefully soooooon" 🎵
      The first thing that popped into my head after reading your reply. 😂

  • @mixtixer9405
    @mixtixer9405 4 месяца назад +9

    I agree with the person that commented the first guy might being going through a manic episode of some sorts, its a stretch but thinking about it is so scary

  • @SolaireOfToast
    @SolaireOfToast 2 месяца назад +5

    Feel so horrrible for that Girl. Having him for 7 years as a friend, and him just tricking her is insane. A friend for 7 years might even be considered as family, and this? Thats straight up pathetic and disgusting.
    Imagine pretending to be a friend just for this.

  • @franklinbadge1215
    @franklinbadge1215 2 месяца назад +7

    That first guy reminded me of a Louis CK joke, about how dudes on a first date is are always an absolute mess, trying on a new personnality every few seconds.

  • @Blackbirdme1
    @Blackbirdme1 4 месяца назад +6

    Oh, it was the "baby doll" moment for me and the immediate reaction you had, I lost it. Oh my god, this is peak comedy. LE: no, wait, it was the "feed the ducks" moment. My god.

  • @C4i11S
    @C4i11S Месяц назад +4

    "The bees knees" I had to go outside and stare out into nature to recover

  • @mandurrudnam7632
    @mandurrudnam7632 4 месяца назад +13

    the first few stories made me feel like the acid guy from rick and morty. i thought i was immune. the pork chop dude reminded me of my mortality.

  • @Simone-k3p
    @Simone-k3p 4 месяца назад +12

    I've never given myself an aneurysm
    But that first video

  • @Alberto-wu1mj
    @Alberto-wu1mj 4 месяца назад +92

    The first guy is love bombing. He sounds exhausting.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 месяца назад

      Oh absolutely. He would not stop yammering

    • @vampiresquid_1
      @vampiresquid_1 3 месяца назад +20

      that isn’t what love bombing is 👍

    • @alphaglacier7944
      @alphaglacier7944 3 месяца назад

      @@vampiresquid_1you like nuts

    • @NateGrzesiak
      @NateGrzesiak 2 месяца назад

      @@vampiresquid_1HAAA FRRR I WAS LOOKIN FOR THAT COMMENT. Getting love bombed feels like you got your entire heart ripped out and youre able to get it back but it won’t let you.

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 4 месяца назад +12

    16:50 messages like this are even more hilarious if you respond to it with "Sir this is a Wendy's"

  • @ZaWrldo
    @ZaWrldo 4 месяца назад +15

    Cringe text messages are both funny to laugh at and relatable because we've all had a period when we were in our teens and acted similar if not just like this

  • @oversizedlegalfees7351
    @oversizedlegalfees7351 4 месяца назад +29

    Charlie sounds so natural reading these messages

    • @Yreakles
      @Yreakles 4 месяца назад +6

      He definitely texted like one of these guys back in high school

    • @loveyybae
      @loveyybae 3 месяца назад

      @@Yreaklesdefinitely

  • @YellowishOnion
    @YellowishOnion 4 месяца назад +14

    Watching this compilation has a way different impact after watching all the previous Charlie story compilations...
    When Charlie reacts to these weirdo, you KNOW he's been in that exact same position...

  • @aroguespartan7627
    @aroguespartan7627 2 месяца назад +10

    The first guy sounds so incredibly manic it is ridiculous. He needs some SERIOUS help. The whole message sounds like someone talking about the topic they most passionate about in life, except its just inane rambling amounting to basically nothing.

  • @JK-fk6mo
    @JK-fk6mo 10 дней назад +2

    a 5 minute voice note to someone you don’t know and has sent you 1-2 replies is fucking wild😂😂

  • @tsunderehusbando3668
    @tsunderehusbando3668 4 месяца назад +8

    i’m mentally drained after that first one

  • @opticalbeard
    @opticalbeard 4 месяца назад +5

    this is the third comp i have watched and i am so happy these exist.

  • @Blubblub205
    @Blubblub205 3 месяца назад +10

    8:50 I’m already bored- like bro, where’s the explanation on WHY you’re messaging me and how you ‘know’ me.
    😂

  • @Spencerwithahat
    @Spencerwithahat 2 месяца назад +4

    The first guy is me when I send voice messages to my friends😭😭

  • @SamS-ov8is
    @SamS-ov8is 23 дня назад +3

    “Big feet… yk what that means” “your scaring me😰”

  • @liamparker98
    @liamparker98 2 месяца назад +7

    The first dude genuinely sounds like me in high school before I was diagnosed with autism. I really liked a girl and had no idea how to approach her so I wrote her poems and gave them to her and it was SUPER cringey. Like when I remember that time I was to crawl in a hole 😂 I haven’t gotten to the end of his spiel yet but while yes it would be nice if he were more self aware, he kinda just sounds like a guy who has no idea how to approach people without making them uncomfortable. It’s definitely extremely off putting and not the way to go at all. It just genuinely seemed like he meant well and didn’t know how to go about it. Which he should definitely educate himself on boundaries and how to notice when people are uncomfortable. I’m not saying his actions are necessarily justified. I just don’t know if he’s necessarily a *bad dude* either.

    • @liamparker98
      @liamparker98 2 месяца назад +9

      Okie nvm just got to the big feet part, eject him into the stratosphere 🤦🏻‍♂️